Destroy The Godmodder

Q&A: @jindra: Why? Rule #7 works the same as it always has. @herobrine: It seems you missed the memo about not taking more than one +1 to a charge from any single post. Please rework your charge to factor in that you shouldn't be taking more than one +1 for the same charge from the same post.

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Wyld revives in the vault. Zbse attempts to get at the provocative bathing suit... but he doesn't even know where to find it! Jindra rushes over to Luthor, and smashes a mountain-hammer fist into him, dealing 10000 damage and sending the mech staggering backwards. Ichigo re-arms fseftr, then launches a massive barrage of missiles at the swatbots, destroying 8 of them. Engie initiates the efforts of the players to rush forward on their quest, and quickly drill their way through the rubble, not even giving herobrine's suit enough time to finish rejoicing in carnage. Fseftr lunges at Luthor right as he begins to recover, but Luthor dodges out of the way, only taking a glancing blow... but still 15000 damage. Wow, being treasures seems to seriously amplify their power.

Herobrine charges inside of the train as he sees the group clearing away the rubble. He charges into the train, and narrowly dodges out of the way of a fully charged shot from the Bass Gun. Tabbune restores 7500 health to his frost dragon. The group stops as they hear the beginning of the fight between herobrine and Bass. The gods look at each other, not sure how to proceed. In the vault, jindra, still dazed, is unable to dodge Luthor's attack, incapacitating him for 1 round (remember, actions can be used to revive friends earlier). The Wily Death Egg continues spitting out swatbots. Shiny charges and jumps on Starscream. Starscream pulls him off of his arm, slams him into the ground, and rams the chainaxe into shiny. Shiny is incapacitated for 2 rounds.

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Battle

The Vault

The Godmodder: Hp: 30/100

Vault Entryway

Starscream: Elemental Chainaxe [A] Mind controlled

Wily Death Egg [PG]: Hp: 555500/750000 (contains Dr. Robotnik and Dr. Wily) Mind controlled

swatbots x37 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

Lex Luthor’s power armor [PG]: Hp: 137500/350000 Mind controlled

jindra [incapacitated: 1 round]

mathleticism

fseftr: Anakin’s Lightsaber

ichigo: The Elder Wand

zbse: metronome, baton

wyld: Infusion: acceleration suit [A]: Heat: 0%

shiny: judgement hammer [A] healing tome [A] [incapacitated: 2 rounds]

Interior of train:

Bass

herobrine: Evility Encasement: Durability: 73%

Back of train:

massive train wreckage

Frost Dragon [AG]: Hp: 57500/150000

pillow: Mom’s Knife [A]

paradise, jondanger, sacred, engie, tabbune

Megaman [AG]: upgrades: flight, miniguns, lasers

Master Chief [AG]

Captain America [AG]

Darth Vader [AG]

MIB agent [AG]

Outside

House of Defense forces

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 1000000/1000000. crew: 200 AP: 50. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 200000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 150000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 75000/75000.

Witch [AG]: Hp: 30000/30000

Priestess [AG]: Hp: 30000/30000

infinity

Zbse’s sidequest: 18/101 pages found

edited 17th Feb '15 4:00:56 PM by pionoplayer

Alice (126/450 tabbune, herobrine, jon, fseftr.) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack:Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
??? (49/50 HELD)
???2 (1/75)

As I get up my cloak turns from a light blue to a deep gray. Finally time to stop acting.

3x+1's to anyone but herobrine.

edited 17th Feb '15 4:13:19 PM by JindraAG

I decide to look for the easiest to get artifacts or the Dimension Mirror and the Provocative Bathing Suit. If I find any of those, I look over their protection and try and formulate a plan to get them.

Bass, I am so sorry.

A tremor rocks the train as an unearthly roar erupts from my suit. With a sound like nails on glass, my right fist morphs into a red hot mace.

With a roar, I execute THE HAN'S CASTRATING FIST and sock Bass in the privates with the force of a battleship cannon.

The shockwave rockets through the train, all the way from both front and back.

After dropping him, I keep going towards the Vault entryway.

The Dick Move: 16/20

   THE GODMODDER'S SECOND COMING   : 48/500

Action: Han's fist against Bass.

3+'s

edited 17th Feb '15 7:44:33 PM by LordHerobrine

"Well now, it seems there's fighting ahead."

A gray aura starts glowing around my drone, which raises the massive drill/minigun and charges into the train, point first.

"Fighting which I want in on, and conventional exploration is too slow."

Where bits of the train get in the way, the drill is used to make them not in the way, as I charge further along the train, tearing it apart as I go, target locked on Herobrine since he's an enemy and that makes me legally required to kill him.

Retarded Dance Van: 17/74

Machinae Mundi: 13/????

???: 263/??? x2

???: 227/??? x2

I charge at Lex Luthor, and stab him with the lightsaber.

3x +1 to anyone who gives charges

After facepalming at Shiny's Leeroy Jenkins maneuver, I help Fseftr by casting a Confundus Charm on Luthor with the Elder Wand.

Cannon: 10/30 (On hold.)

Saren: 228/300 (Fseftr)

Here's three +1s for anyone who isn't Herobrine.

I blast a BFG in the godmodder's ugly face.

edited 17th Feb '15 6:10:23 PM by Mr_NES_Dude

56/100 100/100 will save for actual fight.

I continue advancing to the battle and use moms knife on herobrines if I can to show my anger towards his little show of rejoicing and such. When I get to the battle I go to a corner and start to do something TBA next post I do.

3+1

10/10 Way too many knives: Activate!

I point my fist Luthor, as a barrage of razor sharp knives spray out of my sleeves.

Slap Shiny in the face to wake him up.

Grab a bottle of cola, stuff several Mentos in it, then launch it toward the Death Egg.

12/20 Pokémon Summon (Ichigo)

Hoopa: 72/120

Armored Ambulance: 19/50 (Sacred)

Meh. I knew this would happen. At least I kept Starscream from attack anyone else.

If I am able to move, I cast a spell from my tome. Healing Waters: an area of effect spell. Warning: do not use on anything mechanical or fire-based. Naturally, I center it on Luthor's powered armor.

3 +1s

CHARGES:

60/?

60/?

Airwalking, as to not be affected by the shockwave,    Shadow    bolts into the train as Herobrine leaves, and moves to where Bass lies, most likely broken into pieces. If he's still somehow miraculously just barely clinging onto life,    Shadow    removes his head from his body, pretty much a Mercy Kill by now.    Shadow    then separates the Bass Buster from its former owner and either affixes it to his arm or leeches the energy from it, copying the ability. The point is,    Shadow    just gained the Bass Buster abilities. Armed with his new weapon,    Shadow    calls the other two Aspects, and Arkus hovers in, while Fury, rattled by the shockwave, stumbles forward and falls face-first onto the ground.    Shadow    helps him up, and the Trio rush into the next room.    Shadow    activates his Comm.    "Get ready, Ichigo! Here we come!"   

• Wyld, + Ichigo, + Zed

edited 18th Feb '15 9:06:21 AM by SacredSpirit123

I drink a 5 gallon bucket of root beer, turn around, and burp. This propels me into the vault.

The Destroyer:

208/215

Earthquake:

29/40

3x+1s!

58/?, 58/? (Both )

Keep healing my dragon.

3+1s!

Q&A: @mr. nes: welcome to dtg! Normally I wouldn't let you do that... but I just realized that there's nothing in the OP explaining that the godmodder isn't targetable right now. I suppose I'll let you try to take him on. @shiny: At least it wasn't a complete failure.

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Jindra stands up shakily, quite visibly angered. Zbse looks around for an artifact, sees a red glint and dives for it. he rises up holding what looks to be a very delicious apple. Or is it a cherry? Zbse is unable to finish pondering this because it immediately flies sideways out of his hands, bowling him over, but smashing into Luthor on the way to the wall, dealing 10000 high-velocity fruit damage. Herobrine rushes towards Bass, who readies himself, and with a crack like lightning, gets punched in the face. Bass slams into the wall, and through it, and herobrine quickly moves onward. Herobrine enters the vault.

Engie begins charging his way down the length of the train ripping it apart. Bass groans and climbs to his feet. Hears the roar of the drills, and readies a massive laser, gained from various adaptations. Engie is immediately blasted backwards as soon as he comes within range. Bass jumps out to confront the group. Fseftr charges at Luthor, and Ichigo slams Luthor with a confundlement splee, Luthor takes 30000 damage. Suddenly, a troper who somehow managed to sneak his way into the high-security vault unnoticed, and either fell asleep or was logged out until the chaos started, sees the godmodder messing with something... He decides that from what he saw the one time he visited the battlefield, this guy is bad news. He levels a BFG at the godmodder... and is immediately tackled by SCP-682.

Pillow begins charging towards the fight, Bass grabs him and slams him into the ground. Math, following up on some of the other attacks, slams a large array of knives into Luthor's suit, dealing 15000 damage. Shadow attempts to steal the Bass Buster abilities, and gets a taste of them for his troubles. Right to the face, launching him into the ceiling. Jondanger immediately lets loose a super burp that propels him into the vault, catching Bass on his way there. Bass is slammed into the wall in the vault. Tabbune heals the frost dragon for another 7500 health. Bass stumbles to his feet as the entire group charges into the vault.

He notices the fact that everyone but the godmodder is still here. "Hold on a second... Something's up." No? Really? Come on Bass, now's not the time for fighting. Bass nods, and charges into the fray. Starscream flies into the men in black agent, carving him in half with one swing, and brings it around, Cap barely blocking the swing. Vader force pushes Starscream up over and onto the ground behind. Megaman and Bass unleash a slew of weaponry that destroys the swatbots, and Master chief rushes around, shooting at the Wily Death Egg, but he only deals 10000 damage before Luthor catches him from the side, and throws him into a wall. The frost dragon charges at the death egg, but is blown backwards by a massive barrage of missiles that deals 30000 damage to it. The gods, now over their surprise, ready themselves. Its time to end this.

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Battle

The Vault

Maximum Secruity:

The Godmodder: Hp: 30/100

SCP-682

Mr. nes

Vault Entryway

Starscream: Elemental Chainaxe [A] Mind controlled

Wily Death Egg [PG]: Hp: 545500/750000 (contains Dr. Robotnik and Dr. Wily) Mind controlled

Lex Luthor’s power armor [PG]: Hp: 82500/350000 Mind controlled

jindra, mathleticism, paradise, jondanger, sacred, engie, tabbune

fseftr: Anakin’s Lightsaber

ichigo: The Elder Wand

zbse: metronome, baton

wyld: Infusion: acceleration suit [A]: Heat: 0%

shiny: judgement hammer [A] healing tome [A] [incapacitated: 1 round]

herobrine: Evility Encasement: Durability: 73%

Frost Dragon [AG]: Hp: 35000/150000

pillow: Mom’s Knife [A]

Megaman [AG]

Master Chief [AG]

Captain America [AG]

Darth Vader [AG]

Bass [AG]

Outside

House of Defense forces

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 1000000/1000000. crew: 200 AP: 50. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 200000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 150000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 75000/75000.

Witch [AG]: Hp: 30000/30000

Priestess [AG]: Hp: 30000/30000

Zbse’s sidequest: 18/101 pages found

edited 18th Feb '15 4:19:29 PM by pionoplayer

Alice (134/450 tabbune, jon, shiny, pillow, ichigo, fseftr, herobrine) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack:Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
???(1/75 HELD)

Time to bring this to a close. I with my left hand I gesture as if tracing a circle under Starscream. Junction Breach, STELLAR PLUME(50/50) causing a brief opening in the floor beneath him that releases a small amount of plasma from a star before closing.And no at this point I'm not really worried about collateral damage

And then I pull out a Monowire Flail and swing it at Luthor.

3x+1's to anyone not herobrine

@herobrineBass is a robot, pure and simple he doesn't have the targeted parts.

edited 19th Feb '15 12:39:48 PM by JindraAG

60/?, 60/? (Both )

I ride on my dragon and start attacking the Wily Death Egg with Lightning Bolts

3+1s!

I grab the Monado.

The Destroyer:

209/215

Earthquake:

30/40

3x+1s!

I pull out a random music stand and set my book on it. I pull out the metronome and the baton. Cueing an invisible orchestra, I shout "SECRET TECHNIQUE! MUSIC'S APOCALYPSE!" What sounds like an infinite number of tubas begins to echo throughout the vault, damaging whatever listens to it. Hopefully, it will also reach into the maximum security...

I thought the whole part of the CASTRATING FIST was to hit Bass in the 'nads.. not the face... Unless his nads are in his face..welll......*shrugs*.

I deck the three closest people to me with a swift bolo punch. I then deck the fourth person with a giant hammer from Hammerspace.

The Dick Move: 19/20 +2 from Jon

   THE GODMODDER'S SECOND COMING   : 49/500

3+'s

I drop some awesome beats to inspire the Gods to fight even harder.

16/20 Pokedex Summon. (Herobrine, Jon, Tabbune)

3/50 Living Data (Herobrine, Tabbune)

edited 18th Feb '15 6:12:39 PM by Mathleticism

Keeping my distance from Herobrine, I order Engie and the Aspects to deal with Herobrine. I then aim the Elder Wand at the Elemental Chainaxe and cast Accio on it, hopefully causing it to soar from Starscream's hand and into mine. All the while, my armor's speaker systems play some battle music.

Cannon: 10/30 (On hold.)

Saren: 230/300 (Sacred)

One for Fseftr, one for Sacred, and one for Engie.

58/100

101/100 I suddenly sprout a force field directly around myself as I slit some veins with moms knife. Using the blood as ink since I couldn't find a pen, I draw a demonic looking ritual circle. After I finish the circle I place moms knife down upon it. The knife evaporates with the circle in a cloud of mist which flies into me. The force field falls and I start glowing. The room is quiet for one second before I burst. My image is engulfed in light as what can only be described as a death blender erupts out of me. Everything caught in it is about to be subjected to whirling lasers, ghostly copies of moms knife flying everywhere, and a rabid bunny family named the Hops family.

3+1

I'd better do some damage. Also holy [REDACTED] 682.

The gray aura intensifies. On the on-screen HUD of anyone who has one, a gray bar appears in the bottom right corner, displaying my name with 100% beside it. Strangely enough, the song Red Sun starts playing in the background.

"Show me what you can do, Herobrine!"

Both wings extended fully, I take aim at Herobrine via a laser sight popping out of the huge drill minigun. Suddenly, I charge, jet engines roaring, bringing the whining drill up to meet the encasement.

Engie: 100%

Retarded Dance Van: 19/74 (+1)

Machinae Mundi: 14/????

edited 18th Feb '15 9:09:25 PM by engie

New here. Has an infinite improbability drive (IID) been used against the god modder yet? If not here I go.

I build a finite improbability generator, prep some tea, a safe place to work in, and begin working on the equation of the improbability of an infinite improbability drive.

(If an IID has been used then I'll think of something else)