Destroy The Godmodder

I shiver and sweat, dreaming of infernal things I will not be able to recall if I awake.

Winter's special 2/2

Winter did not know what was happening on the battlefield, but it didn't matter, her lovely pawn did and undeterred by fall of the paradoxes, Angelina Love held her gaze, immobilizing the godmodder who is lost in her thousand yard stare. With the steam now completely out of sight, Winter is immediately able to lock onto to her love and trace her sight back to the point of fixation. Knowing that even blood tainted zombies eventually need to blink, Winter tosses the her glass into the air, where it tips over at the tip of its velocity and spills its contents down on the Godmodder, the remaining blood of the minions she fell while in my head, corrupted by her spit. Upon hitting the tainted blood will make its way into the Godmodder's system, turning the Godmodder into another of Winter's blood zombies.

Relieved that the paradox has been destroyed and the godmodder's been injured, I grant the warlocks and the other goblins a handsome amount of gold for their efforts. The Goblin General, having witnessed the paradox's demise, switches the cannon's ammunition type from the anti-paradox rounds back to laser blasts. I then begin charging a storm of Force Lightning (since my last Force Lightning storm never actually hit the godmodder) and set HIM's corpse on fire, then kick said corpse into a bottomless pit. Afterwards, I head over to Indirect and use a healing spell to cure her of whatever's ailing her before splashing the Winter Soldier with two healing potions.

The Winter Soldier tosses his jammed gun aside and takes the fallen Doomguy's shotgun, then shoots the Terror Zombie in the head with it. He then bashes the Terror Skeleton's face with the butt of the shotgun before firing on the Terror Spider.

Deathstroke: 4/6

Charges: 2/7

Force Lightning: 1/6

edited 23rd May '14 10:07:47 AM by IchigoMontoya

working on an essay right now, so yeah.

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Hmm...well, if I have time, I should still do the same. You never know.

muhahahaha...

What was that?

I did an evil laugh.

Oh okay.

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HEROBRINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: 20/20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, lord Herobrine. While our goals may differ in the long run, be aware we currently have a common enemy;    THE GODMODDER   . I wish I could put a cueball in place of the o. ...Hey...I have an idea... Now, yes, you may hate me for associating with one of your enemies (Steve?) and I may hate you for your ridiculous charge time, but look, this guy is trying to DESTROY TV TROPES. That just screams    EVIL!!!    Now, I need to know I can trust you enough to backstab me. Can I count on you?

The Ugly Barnacle: 4/10

Cracked staff: 2/25 (4 staff)

I attempt to believe in myself, attempting to boost my self esteem...which kinda fails due to my charge area being clogged. Ugh.

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So...what's up?

Uh..not much actually.

...........I was kinda hoping you'd have something to talk about.

Not really. Wanna rewatch The Lego Movie?

Oh Quad yes.

And so, Steve? Herobrine, the 4 Cracked employees and the unconcious Wobbofets (don't ask) began rewatching The Lego Movie for several days (It's on iTunes now, you know.)

edited 22nd May '14 7:18:42 PM by Dimentiosome

Screw me.

edited 23rd May '14 6:47:57 PM by Dimentiosome

Q&A: Dimentiosome, its not just the length I have an issue with, its that you're trying to wrap the game into your plot line. I'm probably the most disruptive/interesitng player in the main thread, but even I have never tried to do that. Start doing your things, fine, but don't start resolutions to your plot lines before you've even summoned the stupid things. This stuff isn't guaranteed to work, so stop acting like it. This is the official reprimand, rather than a polite request. If you don't stop, I'm going to have to shut it down and begin ignoring your lengthy exposition fairying. I won't ban you, but it will significantly decrease your power over the plot.

Also, Ichigo, entities cannot attack lots of other entities unless specified, stop telling the Winter Soldier to attack everything at once, it won't work. And dimentiosome, you CAN summon lots of Cracked staff, but it will count as 25 separate 1-post summons if you don't wait until you finish the charge to summon them.

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Earl continues with whatever it is that he's trying to do with the Vogons, and begins charging up something that seems slightly familiar. Jondanger fires an antimatter missile at the godmodder, and the godmodder fires an anti-antimatter missile missile at it, and the two blow each other up. Philosopher attempts to boot the godmodder in the head; "You missed. Boot to the head!" and with that Philosopher decides to have a nice lie-down.

Omega redirects his efforts to (probably) more fruitful endeavors, Wordless smashes his staff into the ground, summoning a fountain of hot sauce! The godmodder, being fond of hot sauce is unaffected, however, undead don't do to well against spicy, 2000 damage dealt to the terror zombie and skeleton, both of them are on fire for 2 rounds. Fury then summons Jax, and gives him a steel glaive of the highest degree of quality! The godmodder, however, finds it offensive.

Winter finally uses her special, but instead of turning into her zombie, the godmodder becomes the Voodoo godmodder! Uh oh, the godmodder transforming never ends well. Ichigo attempts to light HIM's corpse on fire, only to find that it seems to have jumped back in the timeline. Judging from what just happened, HIM won't be back any time soon. Herobrine is summoned to the field of bat- oh godmodder, that's a big entity. Herobrine however wanders off with the others to watch the Lego Movie. Until he comes back, or something drags him out, he cannot take or deal damage.

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Battlefield:

The terror creatures attack in unison, the zombie finishes the Winter Soldier, the Skeleton shoots Phil 2 for 2000 damage, and the spider eats three of the death eaters.

The AGs fight back, the death eaters attempt to Avada Kedavra the terror zombie, but since its undead, it only deals 6000 damage. Phil rushes in and deals 500 damage to the spider before it attempts to eat him too and he has to back off. Winter attempts to convert the Zombie into a zombie, which also fails for obvious reasons, but does deal 2000 damage. Jax steps up to the plate with his really big glaive, and slices the terror zombie in half, using up 5% of Cleavebanner's durability and killing the terror zombie.

The terror skeleton takes 500 damage from being on fire as the Voodoo godmodder suddenly summons some zombies!

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Voodoo Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 87/100

Terror Skeleton [PG]: Hp: 7500/10000 [on fire! 2 rounds]

Terror Spider [PG]: Hp: 12000/12500

Zombies x5 [PG]: Hp: 500/500

Herobrine [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000 (watching Lego Movie)

Jax [AG]: Hp: 12500/12500 equipped: Cleavebanners: 100% durability

Winter [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500

Phil 2 [AG]: Hp: 500/3500

Death Eaters x24 [AG]: Hp: 600/600

edited 23rd May '14 1:55:48 PM by pionoplayer

"As you may know, newbloods, the Summoner's Dilemma states that, upon reaching a "critical mass" of summoned entities for a single summoner, it is effectively impossible to summon any more. We need to figure out what imposes this barrier, and how to break it. Lieutenant Kamina, show them the basics."

Morgoth's first messenger arrives to tell me of his master's approach — 4/10

My recruits, lieutenants, and everyone in between works on this dilemma. 3/6

This fear, this terror, feels... familiar. Worrisome, indeed... — 3/???

16/20. Package is here already? Cool, guess I'll just- oh, I have to sign some additional paperwork, right?

2/5 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

A high pitched moan may register to some of you on the outskirts of the battlefield but don't worry, just me, still battling illness, still sore, still sleeping.

The Godmodder has seemingly undergone a transformation. Worse, Angelina's confusion over this development has caused her to blink. Winter's smile shrinks a bit, everything does not always go as planned, such delicious blood gone to waste. Yet she can't stop smiling completely, the door to another opportunity has swung open. There is an uncooperative zombie standing in the doorway, so she grabs it and performs an ice breaking technique...which breaks its back. Winter begins to make her way to the godmodder!

Ohio Valley Finish, 1/3.

I pull out a wand and cast Wingardium Leviosa on the Terror Skeleton, lifting it into the air. I then launch it at the Terror Spider and order the warlocks to begin blasting the zombies with fireballs, which they do.

Deathstroke: 5/6

Charges: 3/7

Force Lightning: 2/6

I help Earl's charge, showing him a way to skip past the additional paperwork. 17/20

edited 23rd May '14 3:53:41 PM by IchigoMontoya

I have the engineers search for a Physic staff, just in case we need some healing. 1/5

I pull out a Colt M1911. 1/6

I do nothing.

Plan:

10/50

Fishing:

5/15

I do nothing also.

The Ugly Barnacle: 5/10

Cracked staff: 6

edited 23rd May '14 6:50:19 PM by Dimentiosome

I stare into the Godmodder's soul...

The mages accident knock over several random potions into the summoning circle. 11/30

I reach the centre of the earth, and begin to remove the earths core. 5/6

Q&A: Okay, first off, I've added a new rule: If you have an issue with how I'm running the game, message me. I'm fairly oblivious to social cues and have a bad habit of insulting people when I'm trying to be friendly, so don't expect me to pick up hints and such.

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Omega continues work on his summoner's dilemma, Ichigo uses magic on the terror skeleton and terror spider, dealing 750 damage to both, fury begins working on things, and jondanger and dimentiosome decide to do... nothing. The suspense! Wordless stares into the godmodder's soul... yikes. The way he's flailing around like that... guess its gotten worse since the last time someone tried it.

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Battlefield:

The terror mobs head up the attack, and deal 2500 damage to Winter. The regular zombies attack, eating Phil 2 and one of the death eaters. Winter retaliates by killing three zombies, the death eaters deal 5750 damage to the terror skeleton, and Jax performs a mage slice on the terorr spider, dealing 5000 damage and removing 5% durability from his glaive.

The godmodder sees that his forces are dying, so he summons more zombies, and he empowers the skeleton, giving it the Cursed buff, and healing it for 7500 health. the terror skeleton then takes 500 damage from being on fire.

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Voodoo Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 87/100

Terror Skeleton [PG]: Hp: 8500/10000 [on fire! 2 rounds] [cursed]

Terror Spider [PG]: Hp: 6250/12500

Zombies x12 [PG]: Hp: 500/500

Herobrine [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000 (watching Lego Movie)

Jax [AG]: Hp: 12500/12500 equipped: Cleavebanners: 90% durability

Winter [AG]: Hp: 5000/7500

Death Eaters x23 [AG]: Hp: 600/600

edited 24th May '14 11:08:16 AM by pionoplayer

18/20 Thanks, Ichigo. Guess I'll... oh, an insurance form. There, signed it. Guess I'll examine the box here...

-smells a whiff of Vogon grandmother carcass-

Yep, it's the beast alright...

3/5 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Deathstroke: 6/6

Deathstroke finally arrives on the scene, heading into the battlefield to join the other AGs. I fire an RPG at the Terror Spider and order the warlocks to begin a ritual to summon the Witch-King of Angmar, then pull out a syringe full of antibodies and inject it into Indirect's arm in order to cure her of her illness.

Deathstroke draws one of his katanas and decapitates a zombie with it, then stands back-to-back with Jax against the terror mobs.

Charges: 4/7

Force Lightning: 3/6

Witch-King: 1/7

edited 24th May '14 12:08:02 PM by IchigoMontoya

Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of a team!!! Everything is aaaawwwweeesssssssooommmmmmmeee! When you're living your dream!

At this point I've been watching the movie for about 48 hours straight. Man, I cannot wait 'til 2017! They're working on a sequel already!!!

Wow, that song sure is catchy...hmm...maybe I could weaponize it? But first...

Speech similar to the one Wyldstyle near the end of the movie had to the town I'm in (SSTTOWNTEOTMHTTTII) I'll just say 'speech' next turn: 1/3

The Ugly Barnacle: 6/10

Cracked staff: 8

If I have any power left, I empower Jon's doing hardly anything-ness.

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I send Steve?, Herobrine and the unconscious Wobbofets to fight the Godmodder, while the Cracked staff begin hunting the town for supplies.

edited 25th May '14 8:02:30 PM by Dimentiosome

I throw a grenade at the Godmodder.

Plan:

11/50

Fishing:

6/15

The engineers are searching around a nearby desert. 2/5

I load a magazine. 2/6

Bob orders Jax to activate Empower, which causes his next attack to deal extra magic damage.

edited 24th May '14 3:48:26 PM by ArmoredFury

I am suddenly wide awake and scream as best I can through my now swollen throat for water. I really don't feel thirsty, but I am delirious from fever and water might help, even though it would probably hurt to swallow it.

Angelina scowls when at the sight of Winter's injury but does not move. That's the problem with zombifying a person, it tends slow their initiative to take action. Winter contemplates summoning more allies, though there is no one else besides Angelina currently under her control...meaning they could literally do anything. Who would be worth the risk. "Velvet...hate her, Maryse...too retired, Autumn Frost...has been repressed, ...Blackbeard oh right he died, forget some things between lives..." as she goes over this in her head Winter grabs the arm of an attacking zombie, applies a hammer lock, then suplexes it into the new one the godmodder just raise, arm first. "...wait we have a winner!" She then snaps her fingers, signaling...something to come.

Ohio Valley Finish: 2/3

Piracy: 1/6

I play really loud, terrible music at the godmodder.

6/6! I finish removing the core, push it back up the shaft, and proceed to throw it at the godmodder. The core. Of the planet. At the godmodder. It probably explodes. The core. Not the Godmodder. Actually, also the godmodder as well. And everything near him. Massive explosion. Boom. Kaspooly. Kabang. Kaeverything. Ok then.

Random summoning mishaps ensue. 12/30

I rack my brain for cool things to destroy the godmodder with. 1/10

edited 25th May '14 5:10:36 AM by Wordless_Summons

With my researchers doing their thing, my third batch of recruits training for combat, and Morgoth about to bring a friggin' party in a friggin box, I work on taunts to the godmodder in my head.

Summoner's Dilemma 4/6

I know the feeling of shadows anywhere, and that is most definitely the shadow of Morgth. 5/10

Alright, this is starting to get a little frustrating. I can barely think through this unreasonable fear. 4/???

I join Wordless Summons for a brainstorming session. 2/10 for Wordless Summons .

I call out to the Darkness of Morgoth, hastening its arrival. 6/10 for Omega Shadowcry.

I toss Armoured Fury an already-filled magazine. 3/6 for Armoured Fury. That's for the awesomeness in the Arena yesterday.

I begin my own Lesser Summoning Portal. 1/5. This will probably take more than 5 rounds to charge, I'll probably miss a few, but w/e, I might as well charge something for the rare few occasions I do post.

edited 25th May '14 10:40:57 PM by MicoolTNT

Q&A: One question dimentiosome: When did you summon Steve? and the wobbofets, the wobbofets were an attack, and Steve? never got summoned. And that's cool micool, unless I state otherwise for some strange reason, you can continue where you left off however long you were away.

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Both of Earl's plans are nearing fruition, Deathstroke is summoned and ichgio blows up 1250 hit points from the terror spider's health bar, dimentiosome begins singing a song that gets stuck in everyone's heads, and then releases Herobrine to go wreak havoc, and then empowers jon's doing nothing, which happens to be throwing a grenade at the godmodder. However, since jon was doing nothing while throwing the grenade, said grenade technically does not exist and passes right through the godmodder without any further effect.

Fury orders Jax to perform an extra powerful attack, wordless plays really terrible music, which the godmodder enjoys, just to bother everyone, and the music is so loud no one can hear indirect screaming for water. Wordless throws the core of the planet at the godmodder, or maybe he throws the godmodder at the core of the planet? Either way, the godmodder simply deflects the core (or the core deflects the godmodder? No, definitely the first) and the core instead kills the terror spider. Omega works on taunts in his head, but has a hard time thinking of anything better than n00b, and micool makes another appearance, boosting various different charges.

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Battlefield:

The terror skeleton takes 500 damage from being on fire, and then gains 1500 health from being cursed undead! All of the godmodder's undead creatures attack, dealing 2000 damage to Winter, 2000 damage to Jax, and killing five death eaters.

Then the anti-godmodders attack. Jax performs his super-cool magic combo attack that kills the terror skeleton, at the cost of 15% of Cleavebanner's durability. Before Herobrine gets a shot in, Winter, Deathstroke and the death eaters kill all the zombies. Herobrine attempts to attack the godmodder, but bounces off the godmodder's anti-minecraft shield. Uh oh, seems the godmodder learned from some of his old mistakes. The godmodder realizes that his undead have failed him, and decides to swear off of voodoo magyks, becoming just the godmodder again.

Then he receives reinforcements: The Grox are back. five Grox bombers and eight Grox fighters have arrived.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 87/100

Grox bomber x5 [PG]: Hp: 3000/3000

Grox fighter x8 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

Herobrine [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000

Jax [AG]: Hp: 10500/12500 equipped: Cleavebanners: 75% durability

Deathstroke [AG]: Hp: 6000/6000

Winter [AG]: Hp: 4000/7500

Death Eaters x18 [AG]: Hp: 600/600

edited 26th May '14 3:37:14 AM by pionoplayer

I give a thumbs-up to Micool and racks the slide. 4/6

The engineers have found something! 3/5