Destroy The Godmodder

??: 191/200 , x2

???: 158/?? x3,

I guard the terror guardian from part of his health bar.

3x +1 to anyone who gives charges

magiteck Fortress city:385/400+ 8/??? hmm... it seems that i often either play the support role, or im the one going leroy... pretty much sums me up.

hmm... plan failed, but now I've got a really good position. She moves to right over the guardian, and sets explosives right above it with the timer set to 'end of the round'.

that looks a bit dangerous you know.

I already told you, i know what i'm doing!

and then to the people on the ground. warning: rocks fall, anything below them dies!

three plus ones

edited 16th Jan '15 7:34:49 PM by Wyld

If I am allowed through, I try and catch up with the godmodder.

If I am not, I hide in the book from the neurotoxin.

Either way, I try and seal the door to the temple. Can't let anything bad get through.

edited 16th Jan '15 3:50:07 PM by zbse

Witch (49/50 HELD) ^note Standard Hp, Low Attack
Chance to cause one of the following on attack (selected when attack made): Stun, paralysis, burn, frozen, poison, confused (choses targets randomly), or blinded (increased chance of missing). Does not apply versus players or godmoder.
Priestess (49/50 fseftr) ^note  Standard Hp, Low attack, in place of an attack may apply one of the following effects (the same effect cannot be in place twice):
Raise an ally's attack for 3 turns
Reduce physical damage an ally takes for 3 turns
Reduce magical damage an ally takes for 3 turns
Cause an ally to recover some health each turn for 3 turns
Chance to remove a selected effect from a unit
??? (18/? wyld, fsefr)

I'll lob the piece of pillar at the Terror Guardian.

3x +1's

I throw high explosive bombs in the general vicinity of the Terror Guardian.

Bahamut Fury: 8/20 Omega: 3/40

Charges:

35/? 35/?

   "Fury, you LEEROY!"   

   Shadow    Rifts Fury out of the battlefield to recuperate and turns to Galvix.

   "We need to kill that thing!"   

"Whatdoyousuggest?"

   "Lightning won't work well soon. You're made of lightning. I don't think you're the right guy for the job. Let Arkus and I take over for now."   

"Ohfine."

Galvix leaves the battlefield, and Arkus throws the grenade he just concocted, showering the Guardian with red-hot nails and glue. Thankfully, he keeps his mouth shut because it's not a spell.

3 plus ones!

edited 16th Jan '15 2:23:13 PM by SacredSpirit123

I rocket jump into the vents, and then crawl through them to the vault.

Ship:

183/250 ()

Earthquake Attack:

8/40 ()

3x+1s

Gizoid: 99/100

Hoopa: 19/250 (jin, Jon, Sacred)

I pull a Scooby Doo schtick, dressing up as a barber. I get my giant scissors and trim the Guardian's spikes, all while making meaningless chitchat.

3+1s

13/100 53/100 Well the tentacle was the first effective case of shamu fu I've done so far, all things considered.

I decide that If its weakness to lightning is demimished maybe it's weak to something else now. Therefore I try fire, by way of pyrokinetic tears shot at the terror. Don't question how watery tears can be flaming, it just works.

edited 17th Jan '15 4:28:42 AM by pillowmantis

I fire some energy blasts at the pillars.

Bahamut Fury: 9/20

Omega: 4/40

??: 194/200 x4, x3

???: 161/?? x3, x4

I shoot the guardian with a cannon that shoots arms.

3x +1 to anyone who gives charges

Witch (49/50 HELD) ^note Standard Hp, Low Attack
Chance to cause one of the following on attack (selected when attack made): Stun, paralysis, burn, frozen, poison, confused (choses targets randomly), or blinded (increased chance of missing). Does not apply versus players or godmoder.
Priestess (49/50 HELD) ^note  Standard Hp, Low attack, in place of an attack may apply one of the following effects (the same effect cannot be in place twice):
Raise an ally's attack for 3 turns
Reduce physical damage an ally takes for 3 turns
Reduce magical damage an ally takes for 3 turns
Cause an ally to recover some health each turn for 3 turns
Chance to remove a selected effect from a unit
??? (20/? fseftr)
??? (3/? Fseftr, Shiny)

I'll lob some ice balls at the Terror Guardian.

3x+1's

Piono you forgot to increment Delphius's AP

edited 16th Jan '15 5:20:59 PM by JindraAG

magiteck Fortress city:388/400+, 9/???

DEATH FROM ABOVE! She uses the grappling gloves to shoot downwards at ludircis speeds by lodging them into the terror, and slams down on its head. preferabley its eye if it is so inclined to look up. The best part, is that she is strapping bouncing betties (land mines) to the bottoms of her feet facing downwards as she falls. She retracts the grapplers as soon as she hits terminal velocity, and uses the recoil to jump off the guardian and out of harms way of the rock fall. Yes, using explosives to escape form falling rocks.

three plus ones

edited 16th Jan '15 7:20:28 PM by Wyld

78/??? (last 3 to give charges, and a dedicated one from ichigo)

21/???

I heal Latias. "Keep up the good work.'

3 plus ones

edited 16th Jan '15 6:55:35 PM by trollllort

magiteck Fortress city:391/400+, 11/???

I land near the men in black, and though i hate to ask something of them twice in a row, i just thought of a totally cheap idea.

hey boys, you each have a forget-me-stick or two don't you? well, im pretty sure if you time it right you can make this thing forget what its doing for the rest of the battle, possibly turn its brain to mush, and at the least give it a siezure. but it looks like to work right you need at least one more, let me borrow some glasses and a forget-me-stick and i'll cover you from it's attacks while you melt it's brain! honestly i'd bet you guys could handle this easy if you abused your own tech more.

huh... you may be a total... uh, you know... but there is something i definetely like about you.

she grins and mutters narcissist... under her breath.

I quickly accept the two items if they give me spares,(and i'm sure, being men in black, they ALL have spares)whip on the glasses, and smash any boulders coming their way, or flash the forget me stick if it tries to use its laser eyes. This should also help to keep it under the place i planted explosives.

three plus ones

edited 16th Jan '15 7:30:14 PM by Wyld

80/??? (wyld)

22/???

I hold up a device. "subspace rupture occuring in 3... 2... 1... cats." A rip in spacetime opens abouve the Guadian, dropping a flood of hungry cats onto it, and considering its basically a giant fish...

3 plus ones

summon charge: 85/200 Zhukov's army -troll Wyld Troll again

attack charge: 3/?? troll, Wyld

free action: I eat a bunch of beans and unleash a "dragonshout" (basicly a huge fart) on the guardian. Apparently, farts deal a lot of extra damage when uses on a burning target.

Aids: to wyld, up for grabs.

edited 17th Jan '15 1:32:36 AM by paradisedj32

Gizoid 100/100 My silver anthropomorphic robot arrives on the battlefield. Show me your power. OR... I slap him. You obey me. Are we clear? The Gizoid doesn't know any attacks yet, so it observes the battle.

Hoopa 22/250 (troll, Paradise)

I try to strike the Terror Guardian with my hammer again. Third time's the charm, right?

3 +1s

edited 17th Jan '15 5:21:07 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

Charges:

36/?

36/?

A blacklight-bulb literally appears over    Shadow   's head as he gets an idea.

   "Geheheheheh..."   

   Shadow    opens a rift, and none other than the Sacred Spirit, Aspect of Nature, drops out. S/he seems a bit confused.

   "Sacred Spirit, I choose you!"   

Hearing this, the Sacred Spirit gets annoyed and slaps    Shadow   .

   "HEY! Whaaaat? It's Pokémon Logic! Grass beats Water!"   

The Sacred Spirit rolls his/her eyes and nods. S/he then sends a Razor Leaf storm at the Guardian, deciding to play along with    Shadow   's joke.

3 plus ones!

edited 17th Jan '15 6:45:46 AM by SacredSpirit123

??: 198/??? , x2, paradise

???: 164/??? , x2

I roll an octet octet at the terror guardian.

3x +1 to anyone who gives charges

Okay, from here on out, DTG tvtropes should be running more or less on schedule. There's still going to be blips, but they won't be as bad as they have been this last week.

Q&A: @hyena: that's understandable, winter break ending is what set off my schedule problems too. Good luck with your school work. @jindra: Yeah... that'd probably work better, but I find its a lot easier if I just have to change tabs and not windows. @ian: Well then, I am pleasantly surprised, welcome to the game, and enjoy your stay. @sacred: you know, if you have multiple capital letters in the same word, but want it to not default to wiki word, but the letters in between a [= =]. @herobrine: Why thank you, I like to think that I'm good at improvising. Actually what you did was perfect, because I needed to bring what the godmodder was doing out into the open for reasons of plot, and wasn't sure how to do it. @wyld: Dude, that's pretty much the two main ways to play this game. @jindra: Oops, fixed in today's update.

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Infinity summons some energy blades, and throws them at the terror guardian, and manages to hit, dealing 8000 damage. Ian begins a charge. Ichigo fires a kamehameha. Due to this being an attack that definitely requires a charge time to get off appropriate amounts of damage, it gets heavily nerfed, and while waiting for its renewed stats, finally gets bored and just leaves. Paradise runs up to the terror guardian, hits it with the paper fan, but gets the attack disrupted by the knockback from the spikes after only 500 damage. Galvix blasts lightning at the terror guardian, dealing 7500 damage, shadow's missile hits one of the pillars, but ends up being a dud and only deals 1000 damage. Herobrine sits in the house of mentalism, watching the events unfold, it is commented upon how weird some of the stuff seems to be.

Oh really? Why should I trust you when you began by breaking things? Zbse picks up the box and walks over to it, only to have panels from the floor rise up and form walls around it. I don't think I'm going to let you out. Let's do a test, shall we? Can you find a way out before you die of asphyxiation? Jindra is unable to work on the door to GLaDOS's temple, as the guardian is blocking the way there still. Ichigo sends a message to house, "Well, you seem to be attached to Carmen. Hold on, are you one of the guys on the screen fighting that godmodder person? Heck, once you finish up whatever you're doing, it would definitely be nice to have some help. Something's messing with her healing." Ichigo blasts the terror guardian with a spartan laser. Both of the pillars attempt to block the blast, but due to the nature of the weapon, both pillars and the terror guardian all take 10000 damage.

Latias uses its buffed attack to launch a mist ball at the terror guardian. One of the pillars gets in the way, and takes 20000 damage. Shiny heals Latias back to full health. It seems having a small health bar has certain advantages. Paradise summons a heavy weapons guy! Obviously not the one from the pantheon. Paradise shoots the terror guardian with a fire bow, dealing 5000 damage. It seems that due to already being on fire, it is not affected by the fire aspect. Ichigo rushes up to the terror guardian with the dark master sword, tearing into it with the shadowy blade, dealing 20000 damage before being knocked away. Fseftr somehow protects the terror guardian from its own health bar, minicritting and dealing 15000 damage. Wyld places explosives on the ceiling above the terror guardian.

Zbse turns around, the door to the temple is already sealed. Zbse then pops into his book. Oh. Very funny. A book. I wonder how well that will stand up against fire? Good thing I have the emergency intelligence incinerator on hand, it will do for right now. Zbse suddenly has the sensation of the book tumbling down a very long pipe and landing. The book does not seem to be on fire though. Jindra throws a piece of pillar at the terror guardian, but it hits another pillar instead, dealing 10000 damage. Infinity lobs some explosives in the general direction of the terror guardian, but the pillars block, both taking 10000 damage. Arkus tosses his frag grenade at the terror guardian, minicritting for 12000 damage. Jondanger attempts to rocket jump into the vents, but the vents slam shut. Cap shouts over the noise "You're not the first person to try that, but usually its the bad guys that do. We need to kill this fish thing anyways."

Shiny trims the guardian's spikes, it does not seem amused, and throws shiny off, but does not manage to do so before losing the spikes, decreasing its melee power. Pillow launches fire tears at the terror guardian, dealing 10000 damage. Nope, no weakness. Infinity fires energy blasts at the pillars, dealing 5000 damage to both. Fseftr fires an arm cannon at the terror guardian, dealing 9000 damage. Jindra lobs some ice balls. These freeze to its hide, it seems that its not doing too well, there's a potential weakness. 12000 damage dealt. Wyld launches him/herself downwards onto the terror guardian, using land mines to cause a massive explosion upon landing, critting and dealing 16000 damage. Troll attempts to overheal latias. It doesn't work.

The Men in Black look at each other after wyld's remarks. "Think it'd work?" "Might want to focus the shot." "Sounds like a plan." Troll drops a massive number of cats right onto the terror guardian, which deal 5000 damage before getting killed off by the spikes. Paradise attempts a fart. The guardian has no nose, and thus all it does it make everyone glare at paradise. Shiny summons a Gizoid! He then smashes the terror guardian with a hammer, dealing 7000 damage. Sacred's namesake appears on the battlefield and uses razor leaf, dealing 6000 damage to the terror guardian. Fseftr rolls an octet octet at the terror guardian. 6-7-5-8-2-6-7-8: a massive number of 8s drop through the ceiling onto the terror guardian dealing 15000 damage to it.

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End of Turn Battle

Delphinus regains 5 more AP. Everyone is about to rush forward in a massive concerted strike... but attack of schrodinger's pillars! Nissa's elementals back up to avoid the impending explosion form above, but the heavy weapons guy and icy skeleton as well as hyena's avatar and the gizoid have their attacks blocked by the pillars! One of the pillars is destroyed, the other takes 35000 damage. The terror guardian's eye lights up, and suddenly it sweeps its vision across the room. All the gods and players duck for cover, but the entities aren't as fast, neither are the red shirts. A number of 501st go down immediately, as does the icy skeleton, and nissa's forest elementals. Everything else but Latias takes 25000 damage. Nissa loses 3 loyalty. Latias loses 5000 health. The Gizoid learns the ability, and suddenly the terror guardian is hit the a neuralyzer flash, the pillar is unable to intercept due to being sliced down by vader. The guardian is suddenly very dazed, and its spikes retract inward, making it lose defense. "Everyone aim for the explosives above the beast!" And everyone does so, including you a massive wave of explosions shake the room, and the terror guardian looks upwards as the remains of the entire two floors above it, as well as a cannon that was left behind, crash down on top of it.

Terror guardian killed. Elsewhere, the godmodder cusses, feeling the backlash of losing another terror beast so quickly, and takes 2 damage. The gods begin talking amongst themselves. Greninja takes his leave, deciding that you guys can handle it yourselves, as does Yoko Littner, since she really wants to make sure Kamina knows whats going on. The other gods decide to stay, and after giving the command to the red shirts to clean up, Cap waves you guys over. "We could use your help. Getting through GLaDOS is going to be a pain in and of itself, but after this fight, we might want your help." At the gates of the temple of GLaDOS. Oh look, more intruders. "Glados, don't make us bust the doors down again." I don't have time for this. Suddenly, the door locks down. "Wonderful, John?" Master Chief nods, having already begun charging up a large gun. "If anyone else can get us in faster, that'd be nice. We want to try and save this thing for when we get to the godmodder."

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Battle

The Godmodder: Hp: 30/40

Starscream: Elemental Chainaxe [A]

Wily Death Egg [PG]: Hp: 565500/750000 (contains Dr. Robotnik and Dr. Wily)

Lex Luthor’s power armor [PG]: Hp: 225000/350000

test chamber 1

button [blocked by panels]

cube

incinerator

zbse [in book]

GLaDOS’s temple

Master Chief [AG]

Captain America [AG]

Darth Vader [AG]

Megaman [AG]: upgrades: flight, miniguns, lasers

MIB agents x4 [AG]

Latias [AG]: Hp: 2000/7000

Nissa, the Worldwaker [AG] Loyalty: 2

Heavy Weapons Guy [AG]: Hp: 25000/50000

Frozen Skull [AG]: Hp: 20000/50000

Hyena’s Avatar [AG]: Hp: 8000/50000 Innocent Monster: 3/3. Spirit Theft: 3/3. Mantra of the Beast: 4/4.

Gizoid [AG]: Hp: 125000/150000 eye beam: |||

jindra, sacred, fseftr, paradise

pillow: Mom’s Knife [A]

shiny: judgement hammer [A]

wyld: Infusion

troll: Armageddon battleaxe [A]

ichigo: dark Master Sword [A]

hyena: Excalibur Image [A]

jondanger: Battle Dice [A]

Outside

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 1000000/1000000. crew: 200 AP: 32. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 200000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 150000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 75000/75000

tabbune; Rocket propelled exoskeleton [A] [3/4 to house of mentalism]

Zbse’s sidequest: 15/101 pages found

edited 17th Jan '15 6:03:22 PM by pionoplayer

I roll the Battle Dice, take out a plasma cannon, and fire it at the vault's door.

Ship:

184/250

Earth Quake attack:

9/40

3x+1s!

magiteck Fortress city:394/400+[dedicated charge from paradise] 13/???

My infusion frowns for a moment, before placing chaped charges AROUND the reinforced door, and whatever its using to remain attatched to the area around it, to essentially cut it out of the wall. suprisingly enough, people tend to enforce their special doors more than the walls themselves.

this isn't funny any more, where are you getting all these bombs at?

ancient Chinese art of stuffing huge amounts of things into something that doesn't exist.

... what?

three plus ones.

edited 17th Jan '15 6:30:34 PM by Wyld

Witch (49/50 HELD) ^note Standard Hp, Low Attack
Chance to cause one of the following on attack (selected when attack made): Stun, paralysis, burn, frozen, poison, confused (choses targets randomly), or blinded (increased chance of missing). Does not apply versus players or godmoder.
Priestess (49/50 HELD) ^note  Standard Hp, Low attack, in place of an attack may apply one of the following effects (the same effect cannot be in place twice):
Raise an ally's attack for 3 turns
Reduce physical damage an ally takes for 3 turns
Reduce magical damage an ally takes for 3 turns
Cause an ally to recover some health each turn for 3 turns
Chance to remove a selected effect from a unit
??? (22/? wyld)
??? (6/? wyld, jon)

I'll ready a few rocks for lobbing at the door.

3x+1's

Another God suggests that perhaps, due to the capabilities of the players, it might be prudent to expect that if the Godmodder is backed into a corner, we can expect hell.

   THE GODMODDER'S SECOND COMING   : 18/500

Evility Monster: 283/300 from previous 3x boost.

No free action.

House of Mentalism: Just me

3 for free!