Destroy The Godmodder

Gizoid: 94/100

Hoopa 14/250 (troll, fseftr, paradise)

I take a giant pair of scissors and attempt to cut off some of the Terror Guardian's spikes.

It's a good thing DTG doesn't have different stats for physical and special attacks.

3 +1's

4/??, 20/?? (both )

I keep travelling. I think I'm near. Emphasis on think.

3+1s!

73/??? (last 3 to give charges)

20/???

I do thiings the dwarven way, and puor magma on the guardian.

3 plus ones

Charges: 33/? 33/?

Fury devours the magma after the Guardian is burned, then temporarily grows to giant size.

"YES! FEED THE FLAMES!"

He claws through a series of columns, then transmogrifies his hand into a blade and stabs it into the Guardian's eye. Then, his fiery metabolism having burned through the fuel the magma provided, he shrinks down to normal size.

"Aw, Come ON!"

   Shadow    releases a mechanical drone equipped with saws, drills, and explosive charges.. This Demolitions Drone begins cutting down columns. With a cry of "DETONACHTUM!", Arkus blows up some columns as well.

Three Plus Ones!

11/100 51/100

I decide that The pillars are probably mostly destroyed by now and therefore instead of trying to destroy them, I take out a giant tentacle that I got from some sort of octopus and whip it at the guardian.

3+1

Q&A: @zbse: No dude, we already decided that it would just be the book as a mega-artifact. Nothing more. @wyld: Yeah, carmen sandiego being made into a martyr by having her powers removed permanently (or, at least until someone finds a cure, which would take a while) was sort of my original plan, but the wake-up call has been sounded by someone completely different. No, you aren't going to run into a terror rabbit, rabbits got added after the round of passive terror mobs, so its a bit late to have it show up. As for the infusion... yeah, but this is DTG. Weird stuff happens. @herobrine: Seriously? You had that in mind? Wow... that's some serious foresight if this isn't just Schrödinger's Gun. @tabbune: You could go ahead and try that, but I'd like you to note that forest elementals only have 7500 damage and all it would take would be one or two concerted attacks from PG forces to tear through all of them and take down Nissa. With the double buff. @paradise: Do you know of the mutant mobs mod? Terror mobs are to mutant mobs what mutant mobs are to normal mobs, bigger, scarier, and much, much nastier. The terror guardian is, of course, the upgrade to what a mutant elder guardian would be. If you don't know what the mutant mobs mod was, it had big, seriously upgraded versions of several of the mobs, all of them had new abilities, and were really powerful, with close to ten times as much health, if not more, turning them into boss monster strength enemies. @shamu: Huh, someone else who knows what madness combat is. Gotta warn you though, improbability drives have... unfortunate side effects in the DTG-verse. @sacred: Dude, one action per round, you can't just summon in new aspects to give you extra attacks unless you want to use charges to summon them.

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Pillow fires a laser at the obstructive pillar, and throws mom's knife, which also somehow gets stuck in the pillar, dealing 15000 damage to the pillar. zbse picks up and throws the cube, but being one of the storage cubes, it fails to bounce off of the turrets, but it does knock one over. The turret topples over and begins firing wildly, knocking over two more, which begins a domino-machine gun chain reaction that takes out all of the turrets. The cube just lies on the ground though. Suddenly, GLaDOS's voice is heard over the system[[note: Sorry, I don't know how to do a proper thing for GLaDOS, so I'm just gonna have to have her text in all bold.]] Oh, great. Another intruder. I do not have time to deal with you right now, please leave before I am forced to waste more neurotoxin. Jindra pulls out a massive hammer and smashes it into the most damaged obstructive pillar, destroying it. Wyld sprays a mess of brine on the floor. The gods in the room see it, and connect the dots, backing away from it.

Enter. herobrine enters the council of shadows. In his hands, a chip, containing all the information gathered from the three forces that made up an invasion launched by the godmodder and Davros not too long ago. Now is the time that herobrine begins his plans, while the pantheon's greatest schemers endeavor to take advantage of the new variable in the pantheon. The one thing no one had accounted for; an intrusion from someone outside tvtropes. The information streams out of the house of mentalism in a torrent, through the back channels in every piece of electronics in the pantheon thanks to various plans already come to fruition, and almost every screen in the pantheon immediately begins displaying the events recorded in the invasion. Davros's initial meeting with a remote hologram of the godmodder, and the subsequent rewriting of the Dr. Who universe, the attack from the three massive motherships being refuted first by the tropers involved in this fight, then by Sonic, and then by representatives of the house of defense. The arrival and sudden exit of a mysterious figure, also apparently a minecraftian, aiding in the fight, the godmodder summoning terrors, the rebel flagship, the infiltration of the dalek mothership and defeat of Davros, all of it.

In the GUAG's hospital, the tv screen suddenly changes. The doctors turn and watch the images on their screen in awe. Carmen Sandiego, recovering, but far more slowly than an intermediate god should be, lies in a sick bed. She looks over. A sudden hardness appears in her eyes. Him! That's the godmodder! House turns around, "What?" the one that looks like Steve?, but with the robotic arm! He's the one that crippled me! There is stunned silence. "Kairi. I need you to take a message to Cosmos, run as fast as you can." While in the house of gaming, Steve? turns around when the other builders suddenly point at the screen. "Steve?! you know that guy?" "Um... No?" "He looks a lot like you... not quite as much as Herobrine... but," "Emmet, there's lots of Minecraftians, Steve? doesn't know all of them." Steve? ponders this a bit. "I think... I think I need to check this out." In every house, there is an uproar, as the focus of the entire pantheon is shifted to the godmodder. Some continue to dismiss it, but what he is doing is no longer just idle speculation, the belief that he is a threat is no longer laughable. People are paying attention now.

Ichigo contacts tabbune and tells him to go try and intercept herobrine, then launches missiles into one of the obstructive pillars, dealing 7500 damage to it. Troll rushes up to poke the terror guardian, but slips on the brine and is batted away by the terror guardian. Ian attempts to use sepulchritude, but it fails for two reasons: 1. hit-and-run posts don't get beginner's luck. Feel free to prove me wrong on that one, but there's also 2. You need a level 8 impetus comb, and you guys don't have access to those. Fseftr pours cement on the ceiling. No telling why, its pretty much a useless action. Tabbune equips himself with a rocket-proppeled exoskeleton, but even with the extra burst of speed, it will still take another 3 posts to get to the house of mentalism.

Wyld calls for the Men in Black to utilize the large brine puddle on the floor. They nod, and four of them step back. The fifth grabs a briefcase and pulls out a massive gun with a tesla coil wrapped around the barrel. He fires it into the brine puddle, and the entire thing is filled with lightning. 150000 damage to the terror guardian, but anyone that gets to close to the brine puddle will fail the attack, and anyone stupid enough to jump in gets incapacitated for the rest of the round. Wyld tests the structure... yeah, those pillars have no use whatsoever. Especially since you don't think there were any before the godmodder left the room... Tabbune continues flying towards the house of mentalism. Paradise is about to mine out the pillars... but realizes that since they're all in the area of the brine puddle, getting that close would be ill-advised. Jindra calls lightning down through the roof, further electrifying the puddle and dealing 50000 damage to the terror guardian.

Shiny has latias apply reflect, and then attempts to cast bind. Nope, contractual boss immunity. Dang it. Ichigo launches a number of missiles at the terror guardian, but the force lightning charge is wasted when the missiles slam into a pillar instead, dealing 8000 damage to the pillar. Paradise puts on a pair of neuralyzer-proof goggles, then immediately turns around and fires the RPG. There is a pillar two feet in front of him. How it managed to sneak up on you... 7500 damage. Sacred's aspects launch large amounts of lightning at the terror guardian, dealing 40000 damage. The effect is starting to blacken the terror guardian's skin, after this attack, electricity won't be quite as effective. Shiny jumps to strike the terror guardian with his hammer, but lands in the puddle instead. Bzap. Zbse examines his surroundings. As far as you can tel, there is nothing in between you and just picking up the box and putting it on the button.

Fseftr again electrocutes the terror guardian, 10000 damage. jondanger is about to walk up to the terror guardian with his dice, but after getting a nasty shock when he gets close, thinks better of it. Pillow attempts to attract its fire. Seeing as how it is currently writhing about wildly due to being heavily electrocuted, that won't work very well. He instead long-range tazes it, dealing 15000 damage. Infinity begins another summon. Ichigo throws a tazer sword, dealing 25000 damage. Zbse pulls out his annihilation scythe. Wonderful. You've already started breaking things. The door is suddenly covered in an incandescent particle field as zbse brings the scythe down. The scythe disintegrates. You can see, I have just emancipated your weapon. Were I in a better mood, I would let you join the testing initiative. Today however, I think I'll just kill you. The room begins to turn a very dangerous shade of green.

Wyld begins climbing across the ceiling. This does not help at all, the doorway is blocked entirely, you really have no choice but to kill this thing first. Jindra grabs a fallen pillar, and lacking the ability to beat the terror guardian with it, smashes it into one of the obstructive pillars instead, dealing 10000 damage. Fury runs head-long into the electrified puddle and falls over, twitching, shadow attempts to taze the terror guardian, but one of the pillars gets in the way, absorbing the attack. another intercepts Arkus's attack, but takes 9000 damage for its trouble. Shadow turns off the brine pump, and the massive amount of electricity vaporizes the remaining brine. Puddle removed, it is now safe(ish) to melee the guardian again. fseftr runs up to the thing, dodges under its thrashing tail, and plunges a dagger into the beast... where it breaks. Stupid Walmart products. Shamu calls in for reinforcements, but due to not charging the summon, the ship is blown up en route by a passing asteroid.

Troll attempts to pull a spike out of the terror guardian, but is electrocuted, then smashed into the wall by the flailing fish. Paradise attempts to increase latias's attack, but that doesn't help much as latias is running support right now. shiny is unable to retrieve his scissors due to being too busy spasming on the floor with little bits of lightning flashing out of him. Tabbune continues onwards, with his rocket exoskeleton, he's almost there. The dumb thing will useless within the house of mentalism though. Troll pours magma on the terror guardian, dealing 10000 damage to it and setting it on fire. Fury continues twitching on the ground, while sacred's other aspects deal 10000 damage to the remaining pillars. Pillow whips a massive tentacle at the terror guardian, but the pillars are not all destroyed, and the tentacle catches around one of the pillars, then snags a massive chunk of it, pulling it out and dealing a doublecritted 30000 damage.

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End of Turn Battle

Nissa empowers her elementals and all of tabbune's entities enter the house of defense. Delphinus regains another 5 AP. I clean up all the stuff on the outside since nothing else is going to attack you. Greninja, captain america and the icy skeleton all rush in to try and melee the terror guardian, but it is only just beginning to stop thrashing, cap is able to deal 5000 damage with some shield throwing though. Yoko Littner tries to take a hi-power shot to the thing's eye, but hits another pillar instead, reducing it to dust. "Son of a..." Megaman lasers chunks out of the remaining pillars, dealing 15000 damage to both. Vader stops force lightning-ing the terror guardian due to it no longer being vulnerable to lightning, and instead lightsabers out the pillars as well, dealing 20000 damage to one of them. Master Chief and the Men in Black launch a barrage of attacks that deals 60000 damage to the terror guardian. Hyena's avatar uses spellblade, dealing 25K damage. The terror guardian regains control of its muscles, and begins launching rocks across the room with its tail, Latias's reflect prevents anyone from getting seriously hurt though. The terror guardian roars and is about to bring down portions of the ceiling, but is suddenly hit by a massive barrage of rockets that deals 100000 damage as ODST and 501st troopers begin pouring into the room as fast as the partially blocked opening will allow. Two more massive blasts deal another 75K as a handful of clever soldiers finish moving the AA cannons into position to fire on the death fish. This fight will not last much longer. The terror guardian takes 5000 damage from being on fire.

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Battle

The Godmodder: Hp: 32/40

Starscream: Elemental Chainaxe [A]

Wily Death Egg [PG]: Hp: 565500/750000 (contains Dr. Robotnik and Dr. Wily)

Lex Luthor’s power armor [PG]: Hp: 225000/350000

test chamber 1

button

cube

zbse

House of Defense interior

Terror Guardian [PG]: Hp: 1396000/2000000 ||| [on fire: 3 rounds]

Obstructive Pillar: Hp: 85000/100000

Obstructive Pillar: Hp: 65000/100000

Master Chief [AG]

Captain America [AG]

Darth Vader [AG]

Yoko Littner [AG]

Greninja [AG]

Megaman [AG]: upgrades: flight, miniguns, lasers

MIB agents x4 [AG]

Latias [AG]: Hp: 6000/7000

Nissa, the Worldwaker [AG] Loyalty: 4

Forest elemental x26 [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500

Frozen Skull [AG]: Hp: 45000/50000

ice skeleton [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Hyena’s Avatar [AG]: Hp: 33000/50000 Innocent Monster: 3/3. Spirit Theft: 3/3. Mantra of the Beast: 4/4.

jindra, sacred, fseftr, paradise

pillow: Mom’s Knife [A]

shiny: judgement hammer [A]

wyld: Infusion

troll: Armageddon battleaxe [A]

ichigo: dark Master Sword [A]

hyena: Excalibur Image [A]

jondanger: Battle Dice [A]

Outside

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 1000000/1000000. crew: 200 AP: 22. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 200000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 150000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 75000/75000

tabbune; Rocket propelled exoskeleton [A] [3/4 to house of mentalism]

Zbse’s sidequest: 15/101 pages found

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Once again, current round is 3 post because I can't do the update due to having had to finish things up on this.

Also, before anyone asks, I did not know herobrine was planning that thing of his, and herobrine had no idea that I was going to do what I did with it.

And another thing; I like how I keep throwing big fights at you, but I keep getting distracted by the mega entities so none of your actual summons have been taking near enough damage for the strength of the enemies. I'm gonna need to fix that.

edited 16th Jan '15 3:41:52 PM by pionoplayer

Null post:

Sorry for not showing up in a while, but my winter break is over and I'm completely swamped in work. I'll try to keep up, but my post rate's not going to be anything like it was for a while.

Tip to prevent that in the future Piono: Assemble things in note pad(or some other text program), and then copy paste it into the post when you are ready.

I snap my fingers, and some energy blades appear, which I throw at the Terror Guardian.

Bahamut Fury: 7/20 Omega: 2/40

I use an awesome baby and make it go get a secret artifact this will take time Charging (1 of 5)

I fire a Kamehameha at the Terror Guardian.

Cannon: 10/30 (On hold.)

Saren: 168/250 (Using the charge provided by Sacred.)

Have three +1s on me.

edited 17th Jan '15 11:16:10 AM by IchigoMontoya

so, do we get a fourth post for this round? or shall the thread stay rather quiet for the day?

We can stay silent.

no need to feel like a jerk piono, most of us here would probably miss just as often or more than you. also, if this is a problem you may want to try starting earlier, like at the earliest opportunity and work on it lightly throughout the day, or just knock it out of the park as soon as you get home and finish with school/work stuff, along with jindra's advice on having a note pad at the ready.

edited 16th Jan '15 7:48:06 AM by Wyld

Yeah, I agree with Wyld and Jindra. But another thing... I am not going to be on here until Sunday. Good luck in catching up to me guys (or gals)!

No, guys, you seem to be a bit confused. That up there is the update post. It is currently the Friday round, you can make posts if you like, but since the update for it won't come until Saturday, you're getting three posts right off the bat.

Anyway, yeah. I try to update as soon as I can, but (with the exception of today since it doesn't really matter whether or no its fragmented) I can't update at school anymore because of how long it would take to do an update if I had to stop for long periods of time for class.

anyway, thanks for being supportive. There will be bits and pieces of the update loaded up as I do more and more of the update today.

I Usually dislike attacking without and EOT battle to track entities, but I can probably be confident that the guardian is not yet dead, so I guess I can keep battering it.

summon charges:

• 770/200 Zhukov's army -Pillow Ichigo
• 29/30 Heavy Weapons guy

free action: speaking of battering... I grab a paper fan, run up to the guardian, and unleash a series of quick strikes that keeps going until I get knocked away.

Aids: 3x to whoever.

Charges

34/? 34/?

   "I'm calling in the PERFECT backup this time."   

   Shadow    opens a rift and a bolt of lightning crashes out, sealing the rift and momentarily sending him flying before he catches himself.    "Everyone, get DOWN!"   

The bolt ricochets across the walls, ceiling, and Guardian before smashing into the ground, taking a discernible form. Galvix, Aspect of Electricity, has arrived. Galvix begins speaking almost too fast for anyone to understand.

"Hello I'm Galvix! Whoareyoupeople? Isthatafish? Whatdo Ineedtodo?"

   "Galvix, slow down! THAT is a Terror Guardian. We need you to shock it."   

"Okay!"

Galvix joins the effort against the Guardian, arcing lightning from his fingertips.    Shadow    launches a missile at it, and Arkus begins mixing ingredients for something.

3 plus ones!

edited 16th Jan '15 2:19:23 PM by SacredSpirit123

PIONO! YOU ARE A GOD! I LOVE WHAT YOU JUST DID! GIVE THAT GM A COOKIE

One of the gods remark that the oddest things and the weirdest things in free actions seem to be the most effective.

   THE GODMODDER'S SECOND COMING   : 17/500

Evility Monster: 279/300 from previous 3x boost.

No free action. However, I keep an eye on the cameras in the Mentalism hall, should anyone try to come after me.

House of Mentalism: Just me

3 for free!

This is why I created the Cyberships. You were played all along, friends.

edited 16th Jan '15 9:55:45 AM by LordHerobrine

"While it might be true that I am an intruder, G La DOS, my goal is to try and stop the other intruders." I say.

I pick up the cube and set it down on the button.

Witch (49/50 HELD) ^note Standard Hp, Low Attack
Chance to cause one of the following on attack (selected when attack made): Stun, paralysis, burn, frozen, poison, confused (choses targets randomly), or blinded (increased chance of missing). Does not apply versus players or godmoder.
Priestess (47/50 paradise, sacred, Herobrine) ^note  Standard Hp, Low attack, in place of an attack may apply one of the following effects (the same effect cannot be in place twice):
Raise an ally's attack for 3 turns
Reduce physical damage an ally takes for 3 turns
Reduce magical damage an ally takes for 3 turns
Cause an ally to recover some health each turn for 3 turns
Chance to remove a selected effect from a unit
??? (15/? paradise, sacred, Herobrine)

I'll start working on trying to open the door to Glados's temple.

3x+1's

I contact House on my commlink. "House, how's Carmen holding up? If you need any help with speeding up her recovery, then I'll head to the GUAG Medical Center to lend a hand once we finish off this monster that's blocking the path." I then shoot the Terror Guardian with a Spartan Laser.

Cannon: 10/30 (On hold.)

Saren: 171/250 (Sacred, Jindra)

I've got three +1s over here.

edited 17th Jan '15 11:37:19 AM by IchigoMontoya

Gizoid: 98/100 (Herobrine, Jindra, Ichigo)

Hoopa 15/250

Latias, with a now buffed attack, fires a Mist Ball at the Terror Guardian.

I cast a weak healing spell on Latias. Generic 0-charge magic FTW!

3 +1's

summon charges:

• 81/200 Zhukov's army -Jindra Ichigo Shiny
• 32/32 (shiny ichigo) HEavy weapons guy is deploying!
• The HWG is a rather.... tubby russian guy armed with a minigun. obviously a very powerful firearm. He's also capable of using Good Old Fisticuffs for close combat in a pinch. All that Kev Lard he's got also increases his defenses, but slows him down, reducing his ability to doge attacks or track agile targets.

privjet, tovarishch!

Free action: I shoot the guardian with a bow that has fire aspect II. (normally causes 8 seconds of burning, don't know how that translates to DTG turn times.)

Aids: to herobrine, 2x up for grabs.

edited 16th Jan '15 12:14:40 PM by paradisedj32

While waiting for House's response, I tear into the Terror Guardian with the Dark Master Sword.

Cannon: 10/30 (On hold.)

Saren: 173/250 (Paradise)

Two for Fseftr, one for Troll.

edited 17th Jan '15 11:37:50 AM by IchigoMontoya