Destroy The Godmodder

I'm 99 % sure that Guardians are sexless creatures engineered by some forgotten race... This disguise isn't too good for you...

charges:

30/?

30/?

   "Here it goes... FIRE!"   

With    Shadow    having given the command, he, Arkus, and Fury release multiple volleys of arrows and spikes at the Guardian's eye. Fury then breathes a strong torrent of parched desert air on it, attempting to dehydrate it as there is no ocean in sight for it to recuperate in, and all it can do on land is weakly flop around and squeak.

Three plus ones!

edited 13th Jan '15 2:04:14 PM by SacredSpirit123

I teleport on top of the Terror Guardian's head, roll the Battle Dice, pull out a rocket launcher, rocket jump off the Terror Guardian, and go flying into the vault.

Ship:

178/250 ()

Earthquake Attack:

4/40 ()

3x+1s!

edited 13th Jan '15 2:05:32 PM by Jondanger23

I descend deeper into the mentality house. (This house is big...)

   THE GODMODDER'S SECOND COMING   : 14/500

Evility Monster: 267/300 from previous 1x boost. Dammit Jon

Previous free actions that have not been tallied by the GM

• I ask one of the quasi-deities if Nui Harime is in the house anywhere.
• I throw some salt over my shoulder... Something interesting should happen.
• I find the Council of Shadows

This round: I start spam texting everyone on the battlefield. ''Someone's gonna fall for it.

House of Mentalism: Just me..... The door is wide open.

3 for free!

edited 13th Jan '15 2:04:46 PM by LordHerobrine

??: 178/200 , sacred

???: 146/?? , scared

I electrocute the terror guardian.

3x +1 to anyone who gives charges

edited 13th Jan '15 2:05:11 PM by fseftr

14/??, 14/?? (Both [uo])

I activate the Frozen Skull

Nissa activates a +1 Ability to untap 4 Elementals, they all attack, for the equivalent power of 29 Elementals attacking.

3+1s!

I pull out a railgun and shoot the Terror Guardian.

Bahamut Fury: 5/20 (Tabbune)

3 +1's up for grabs.

edited 13th Jan '15 3:35:09 PM by InfinityRyujin

16/??, 16/?? (Both )

I. Uh. Don't know what to do. Maybe? I throw a flare at the nearest bad guy.

3+1s!

Q&A: @herobrine: Yes, I responded, check your inbox. The secret pages is searching for pages from zbse's spellbook, once all 101 are found, something interesting will happen. As to your others, they're mostly meaningless, I'll start responding to them though if it bothers you. @jindra: I'm fine. Thing is, one post per round isn't going to be enough. The game would slow down to a crawl if I reduced it to one post per round. @shiny: Um... almost all the special abilities are magic, and there are very few used. I'll take those stats, but that thing is gonna get some definite stat boosts. @pillow ARGH NO MY EYES!!!! in all seriousness... what were you trying to accomplish?

Also, mistake to yesterday's stats, there were stupposed to be five obstructive pillars.

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Troll attempts to combo Starscream, but since the only person who wasn't in the main room when the exit got blocked . Herobrine's previous actions: Nui Harime is not in the house. Herobrine throws salt over his shoulder, and hears some unfortunate schmuck cry out in pain at apparently having gotten salt in his eyes. Wyld rushes up to attack the terror guardian, and just as he/she goes in for the kill, the terror guardian slams its tail around into Wyld, launching him into a pillar. 5000 damage to the pillar. Jindra's subsequent leaping punch has the same result, but with wyld also taking a hit from having jindra smashed into him. Infinity rushes into the house and chucks some plasma grenades, managing to deal 6000 damage. Troll is expecting an EMP blast. Were things not still very loud, he would be hearing cybertronian cussing.

Ichigo sends out a request to Saxton Hale, then launches some torpedoes at the terror guardian. However, the shot is oddly hard due to the obstructive pillars, and the torpedoes hit one of those instead, dealing 10000 damage. Zbse turns in surprise as Saxton Hale busts through the wall, then charges straight into GLaDOS's temple, where, judging from the sounds, he quickly locates the godmodder, This idiot AGAIN!? I thought I killed him on Godcraft... Oh wait, universe shenanigans again. and is almost as quickly defeated. Welp. That didn't work. Zbse rampages the outside of GLaDOS's temple, taking down large quantities of turrets and pretty much anything else in range. It'll take more firepower to take down the main door though, and it'll be pretty hard to enter through Hale's hole in the wall for other reasons.

Shiny summons the judgement hammer, then he, Latias and Greninja enter the house of defense. Master Chief looks back at Wyld. "I think you'll work better as a projectile. One Fast Ball Special coming right up." Wyld is thrown at the terror guardian... but due to technical misfires in the air around (or some other contrived coincidence caused by a fail save vs. GM roll) ends up smashing into a pillar instead, dealing 25000 damage to it. Jindra throws an ice spear at the terror guardian, dealing 5000 damage. Shiny rushes up to hit the terror guardian, but never even gets to use the hammer, getting launched away by its massive tail instead. '7'. Shadow preps a light arrow, but the arrow just winds up hitting one of the very obstructive pillars instead, dealing 7500 damage.

Paradise attempts to shoot Starscream, but he's not even in view! Ichigo uses force lightning on the terror guardian, dealing 8000 damage! Wow, that's actually pretty effective! Zbse finishes slicing through turrets and busts his way into the first... testing... chamber... Uh oh. Looks like GLaDOS was expecting company... but I think that might have been the godmodder's, as there are very definite chain-axe and banhammer marks on he walls of the testing chamber. Fseftr attempts to telefrag the terror guardian... but it seems that since its basically a one-up on the elder guardians, its disrupted teleporting as well. (talk about inverse usefulness of macguffin's). Pillow attempts to seduce the terror guardian, everyone else jumps on him before the Brain Bleach is required.

Sacred's aspects unleash another barrage of weaponry upon the terror guardian, which whips its tail around, deflecting the barrage. And it seems like the terror guardian is doing just fine on land... it'd suck to learn what this fight would be like in water. Jondanger attempts to teleport on top of the terror guardian's head, but discovers that teleporting just is not a feasible option against it! Herobrine locates the council of shadows... uh oh. Fseftr attempts to electrocute the terror guardian, but a piece of falling obstructive pillar lands on him. coincidental 2500 damage to said pillar. Tabbune summons a skeleton from the frozen skull. Infinity shoots the terror guardian with a railgun, but obstructive pillar is obstructive and takes 6000 damage instead. Tabbune throws a flare at the nearest bad-guy, the 501st member is not amused. (Storm troopers mate, be careful to check up on your surroundings)

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End of Turn Battle

Nissa uses her upgrade ability, which, for balance purposes, grants double action to all of the forest elementals, not just four. This is completely useless though as tabbune is keeping both his summons outside. Hyena's avatar decides to be useful, and goes into the house of defense. The rebel fighters move around to nearby landing spots to prep for possible upcoming attacks, and the ODST and 501st soldiers begin readying to storm the interior of the house of defense, as well as setting up a perimeter in case the godmodder and co have any other tricks up their sleeve. Since there is no further fighting going on, they won't be in the world update until/unless they become relevant again. Delphinus regains another 5 AP.

Vader sees how effective ichigo's force lightning is being, and decides to combine their attacks, dealing another 20000 damage to the terror guardian. Yoko Littner takes a shot, but hits one of the pillars for 20000 damage. "Okay, this is just ridiculous. That pillar wasn't there a moment ago! Someone get rid of those stupid things so we can get some decent shots in." Megaman nods and uses his auto-cannon upgrade to blow down the damaged pillar, and Master Chief deals 50000 damage to another with a large wave of explosive. The Men in Black fire their weaponry, but are also blocked by the obnoxious set of schrodinger's obstructions, and just end up dealing 25000 damage to it. Captain America and Greninja both rush in, but the terror guardian slams its massive tail into the ground, causing the traditional moving rift with rocks launching up to shoot outwards, disrupting both of their attacks, and piercing Latias's lift screen, dealing 1000 damage to Latias and 15000 damage to hyena's avatar, as well as seriously injuring one of the men in black, who is quickly removed from danger.

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Battle

The Godmodder: Hp: 32/40

Starscream: Elemental Chainaxe [A]

Wily Death Egg [PG]: Hp: 565500/750000 (contains Dr. Robotnik and Dr. Wily)

Lex Luthor’s power armor [PG]: Hp: 225000/350000

test chamber 1

button

cube

turrets x10 [???]: Hp:500/500

zbse: annihilation scythe [A]

House of Defense interior

Terror Guardian [PG]: Hp: 1961000/2000000

Obstructive Pillar x3: Hp: 100000/100000

Obstructive Pillar: Hp: 25000/100000

Master Chief [AG]

Captain America [AG]

Darth Vader [AG]

Yoko Littner [AG]

Greninja [AG]

Megaman [AG]: upgrades: flight, miniguns, lasers

MIB agents x4 [AG]

Latias [AG]: Hp: 6000/7000

Hyena’s Avatar [AG]: Hp: 33000/50000 Innocent Monster: 2/3. Spirit Theft: 3/3. Mantra of the Beast: 4/4.

jindra, sacred

pillow: Mom’s Knife [A]

shiny: judgement hammer [A]

wyld: Infusion

troll: Armageddon battleaxe [A]

ichigo: dark Master Sword [A]

hyena: Excalibur Image [A]

jondanger: Battle Dice [A]

Air

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 1000000/1000000. crew: 200 AP: 22. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 200000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 150000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 75000/75000

Nissa, the Worldwaker [AG] Loyalty: 3

Forest elemental x26 [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500

Frozen Skull [AG]: Hp: 45000/50000

ice skeleton [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

X-wings x40 [AG]

Y-wings x45 [AG]

A-wings x40 [AG]

night, fseftr, paradise, ijona, tabbune,

Zbse’s sidequest: 15/101 pages found

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It just occurred to me how ridiculous and awesome this would play out as an animation/flash comic. Man, I'm seriously beginning to think that needs to be a thing for all the DTG sessions.

edited 13th Jan '15 5:56:12 PM by pionoplayer

7/100 47/100

Honestly I was just getting random pointless moves out of my system before we had to fight smart.

Serious time though. I shoot a brimstone laser at an obstructive pillar. I also throw a salt covered moms knife into the guardians eye because I like pain and eye scream.

I was not thinking straight.

3+1

edited 13th Jan '15 6:36:05 PM by pillowmantis

I approve. A lot.

I pick up the cube and throw it at the turrets, hopefully making it rebound off of them and destroying them, with the ending trajectory being the button, hopefully opening the door.

Also, as an added bonus that I certainly did not pull out of my ass, an upgrade to the book happens every twenty pages maybe?

Witch (49/50 HELD) ^note Standard Hp, Low Attack
Chance to cause one of the following on attack (selected when attack made): Stun, paralysis, burn, frozen, poison, confused (choses targets randomly), or blinded (increased chance of missing). Does not apply versus players or godmoder.
Priestess (37/50 pillow)
??? (8/? pillow)

I'll pull out a seriously large hammer and swing it at the damaged pillar.

3x+1's

^{Priestess Stats}  Standard Hp, Low attack, in place of an attack may apply one of the following effects (the same effect cannot be in place twice):

• Raise an ally's attack for 3 turns
• Reduce physical damage an ally takes for 3 turns
• Reduce magical damage an ally takes for 3 turns
• Cause an ally to recover some health each turn for 3 turns
• Chance to remove a selected effect from a unit

edited 13th Jan '15 6:49:02 PM by JindraAG

magiteck Fortress city:373/400+, , 5/??? so, i'm curious. what were you planning to happen to carmen should no one have stopped the godmodder? was she like, an example of badassery of the godmodder? or was he doing something because he said i interrupted a plan of his. also judging from the chain axe and banhammer marks, I'm expecting those guys to be a bit worse for wear when we catch up to them. Also, have you heard there are killer rabbits in minecraft now? they only have as much health as a regular rabbit but can kill an unarmored player in two hits. also they look like regular white rabbits until you get close to it. are we going to run into one of those?

are you SURE you're okay? that looked painful.

shut it... now then, electricity huh? i'll keep that in mind... she says as she wipes blood from her mouth. that can't be a good thing.

She spreads brine (essentially water so salty its practically a super conductor, and any living creature stupid enough to let it get inside them by most means die usually, because of all that salt) all over the ground via a convenient water hose that just happened to be supplied with brine.

three plus ones

edited 14th Jan '15 8:18:53 AM by Wyld

I did not receive the message Piono. Did you send it to Lord Herobrine without a space in the middle?

I approach the council.Reaching into the folds of my jacket, I produce a single Dalek mother chip.

"The Data from every single major combatant of the Cyber-ship conflict is on here. Let us convene."

Suddenly, nearly twenty separate gods from separate houses enter the chambers. I dole out the popcorn, and we begin to start analyzing.

Everything

   THE GODMODDER'S SECOND COMING   : 15/500

Evility Monster: 271/300 from previous 3x boost.

Free Action: All of the data from the Cybership conflict is wirelessly transferred to every single house in the Pantheon They all know we're coming now.

House of Mentalism: Just me

3 for free!

This is why I created the Cyberships. You were played all along, friends.

edited 13th Jan '15 7:14:51 PM by LordHerobrine

After recovering from the shock of Saxton Hale's rather abrupt defeat, I contact Tabbune via an encrypted transmission and tell him to infiltrate the House of Mentalism in order to take out Herobrine and foil his plans before he's able to carry them out and doom us all. I then fire missiles at the obstructive pillars so as to clear a path for the others.

Cannon: 10/30 (On hold.)

Saren: 161/250 (Wyld)

One for Jon, one for Tabbune, and one for Fseftr.

edited 13th Jan '15 7:57:23 PM by IchigoMontoya

65/??? (last 3 to give plus ones)

18/???

I poke the terror guadian in the eye with a sharp stick for massive dmamge

3 plus ones

I USE SUPURCHLATUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!since this is my first post I GET BEGINNERS LUCK

Continuing to analyze the tapes.

By the way, it took me nearly sevenish posts to actually descend to where I am. It better take you AT LEAST that long, whoever's coming after me

   THE GODMODDER'S SECOND COMING   : 16/500

Evility Monster: 275/300 from previous Trollort 3x boost.

Free Action: More data from the Cybership conflict is wirelessly transferred to every single house in the Pantheon This bit includes the special alliance formed currently.

House of Mentalism: Just me

3 for free!

This is why I created the Cyberships. You were played all along, friends.

edited 13th Jan '15 8:36:54 PM by LordHerobrine

??: 182/200 ,x3, ichigo

???: 149/?? , x3

I pour some cement over the ceiling.

3x +1 to anyone who gives charges

16/??, 16/16 (Both )

I reply to Ichigo: Roger that!

Unleashing charge:I equip a ^{Rocket-propelled Exoskeleton}  Artifact: Area damage when I attack, 1 Durability. and launch myself to the House of Mentalism. This should be able to get me there fairly quickly.

Nissa activates her Untap +1 again, and walks in to House of Defense Interior, along with her army of Elementals on double-attack mode.

3+1s!

edited 14th Jan '15 3:39:19 AM by Tabbune

magiteck Fortress city:378/400+, , , , 6/??? i was thinking, and to one who wouldn't know that my infusion is talking to me, she'd seem like a crazy person. good thing everyone else either seems crazy or actually is crazy, so i seem normal by comparison.

with brine now covering at least the area that the guardian is....

you men in black guys have lots of gadgets right? im sure you've got something with electricity... also; STAY OUT OF THAT STUFF!!

well' im sure they found that pretty obvious but, whatever. oh and, those pillars might be important, we might want to try to not break them.

stop patronizing me... she then taps into herobrine's message ... what? i'm confused on whats that's supposed to do exactly...

I think he is trying to call in people to kill us or something.

seriously? awesome! it's like treasure coming right to us!

i don't know about that, i was one of those 'major combatants' me and a now missing person went it and took out darvos before taking a ship and ramming the terrors he had... I'd say im... well, We're major targets now.

well, they wont have data on me, it'll probably throw them off if we swap enough.

She attempts to test the structural integrity of the area, and if destroying those pillars do something to worsen it.

[@jindra not everyone is on the same side you know, quite a few are neutral, about one fourth of the troper population here, herobrine may be pro godmodder.

three plus ones

edited 14th Jan '15 5:57:58 AM by Wyld

2/??. 18/?? (Both )

I keep flying off with my Rocket-propelled Exoskeleton to the House of Mentalism. Never thought that this thing can be fun to use. Whee!

3+1s!

I just thought of something really cheesy. Spam Nissa's +1 Untap on double-defense mode and spam her ulti. I won't do that, but it's interesting to know.

edited 14th Jan '15 3:36:35 AM by Tabbune

summon charges:

• 68/200 Zhukov's army -Wyld tabbune
• 20/30 Heavy weapons guy -Tabbune

free action: I'm going at this Minecraftian style! I brandish my diamond pickax and mine out a pillar. (if possible, I collect the dropped stone for later use)

Aids: to Wyld, to herobrine, for free.

edited 14th Jan '15 3:37:03 AM by paradisedj32

Herobrine what exactly was the plan there? We are kinda trying to work to save the pantheon here, not take it over. So much ado and planning over nothing. And at least a few of us weren't here for the cyber ship attack.

Witch (49/50 HELD) ^note Standard Hp, Low Attack
Chance to cause one of the following on attack (selected when attack made): Stun, paralysis, burn, frozen, poison, confused (choses targets randomly), or blinded (increased chance of missing). Does not apply versus players or godmoder.
Priestess (40/50 paradise, tabbune)
??? (9/?)

And I'll call lightning down on the Terror Guardian through the hole in the roof.

3x+1's

^{Priestess Stats}  Standard Hp, Low attack, in place of an attack may apply one of the following effects (the same effect cannot be in place twice):

• Raise an ally's attack for 3 turns
• Reduce physical damage an ally takes for 3 turns
• Reduce magical damage an ally takes for 3 turns
• Cause an ally to recover some health each turn for 3 turns
• Chance to remove a selected effect from a unit

edited 14th Jan '15 4:47:59 AM by JindraAG

Gizoid: 92/100 (Jindra) Ok, I revised it a little. The Gizoid can copy magic, but they will not retain all their properties. For example, if it witnesses a fire spell, it will be able to attack with a flamethrower, but without any of the magical properties. Essentially, it is less effective at copying magic than martial arts, weapons, and the like, but it can still copy those.

Hoopa 6/250 (Jindra, Tabunne)

Latias, keep your distance, and keep up the barriers. Latias applies Reflect.

I cast a 'Bind' spell at the terror guardian. If it works, it will be immobolized, or at least slowed.

3 +1's

edited 14th Jan '15 6:04:37 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

I send guided missiles at the Terror Guardian, charging them with Force Lightning after firing them.

Cannon: 10/30 (On hold.)

Saren: 164/250 (Jindra, Shiny)

Have three +1s.