Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
The thing with the red gold crown.
Phil 2 has been summoned!
The original Philosopher tries to convince the Godmodder into the safety of the Paradox.
Summoning hell hounds 1/4
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Well, this guy just needs a hug.
I shout "1/0! 1 is equivalent to something! 0 is equivalent to nothing! Therefore, 1 is the absence of nothing, so 1/0 = 0!"
The mages manage to work hard on the portal, without blowing themselves up. 8/30
The hole gets deeper 2/6
Staff Charge ... 4/5 (Still On Hold)
Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
@Ichigo: It's all in good fun anyways. I'm kind of interested to see how I would've dealt with that, though...
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
13/120 You people don't feel like pooling summon points? Okay...
I continue to explain paradoxes in a rapid-fire fashion.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
First in and first knocked out
Q&A: Oh nope, guess everyone was just gone these past few days. Anyways, my apologies for being a little too harsh. Also, the Curse of Repetition™ has no effect if it doesn't a: hurt the godmodder, b: qualify as a plot relevant or plot semi-relevant summon, or c: fall under the 'immediate resummon' category. You can spam attacks, and as long as they vary somewhat, they won't decrease in power.
No dimentiosome, I'm not going to kill you. I know you aren't trying to wreck this, but what I am saying is that you will wreck the game if you try and put together an improptu plot out of nowhere. Omega is leading into it gradually, try to do the same. You can retcon things in unless it was stated earlier to be something different. And no, you didn't miss, I just never implemented it because I was confused as to what it was doing.
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Omega flips out completely, becoming the first neutral troper! He goes on a paradox-solving rant, which the godmodder counters somewhat (if you openly solve the paradoxes in your box it will count for more) but it still does some damage to the paradox. Jondanger drops a gadget bomb, which kills two paradox minions. Fury begins work on solving the paradox via charge.
Future Alternate Dimentio attempts to absorb me. He is then on the receiving end of a game-master smite. For being stupid enough to try and absorb the game master, and for attempting to steal a charge. Dimentiosome then attempts to implement his epic plan...
Godmodder used: Paradox pulse! Every last wobbofet fainted!
Well that didn't work... FAD attempts to get dimentiosome banned, which fails spectacularly. Meanwhile, earlier in the timeline, Alpha Dimentio is suddenly becoming relevant, all alternate Dimentios suddenly wink out of existence as their timeline is solidified. Indirect attempts to cover everything in a concealing steam, but the concealing steam conceals the battlefield from the thing taking over indirect, making it unable to continue the attack!
Ichigo unleashes his paradox rounds, weakening the paradox further, and he then mega-punches a reality breaker into the others, dealing 500 damage to all of them. HIM abruptly reappears, possibly due to me punching him into this part of the DTG timeline again back in the second minecraft godmodding war and Phil 2 is summoned as the Philosopher attempts to convince the godmodder of something, but the godmodder is too busy being evil to hear.
Wordless shouts out his paradox solution, that although slightly flawed, apparently still works with how much the paradox has weakened. And Earl continues firing out rapid-fire paradox solutions, weakening the paradox even more!
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Battlefield:
The Winter Soldier and Death Eaters form a perimeter around Piono to protect him, Phil 2, without any orders from himself, joins the perimeter.
The paradox minions surge forward again, and the perimeter unleashes enough fire power to keep the lesser minions back, killing 10 paradox minions and 5 big paradox minions.
The Paradox hulks rush forward. Piono greets them with an adminium sword, taking down three of them before the others back off. The reality breakers come after that. The perimeter breaks almost immediately as the reality breakers charge them, although a chorus of 'Avada Kadavra!' is enough to stop two of them. Piono takes three damage from the reality breakers.
You really... need to... work on your balancing... pionoplayer...
The godmodder begins gathering his strength, unleashes a summoning and... the paradox partially collapses on itself, quickly absorbing two of the paradox hulks to re-stabilize itself. It can no longer sustain the already deployed paradox minions and spawn more at the same time.
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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 90/100
unstable paradox [???]
Reality Breaker x6 [PG]: Hp: 49500/50000
Paradox minion x28 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500
Big paradox minion x15 [PG]: Hp: 4000/4000
Paradox hulk [PG]: x10 Hp: 10000/10000
Phil 2 [AG]: Hp: 3500/3500
Death Eaters x27 [AG]: Hp: 600/600
Winter Soldier [AG]: Hp: 1500/8500
piono [AG]: Hp: 15/20
edited 21st May '14 1:55:49 PM by pionoplayer
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
I apply some paradox-removing cream to the paradox.
Plan:
8/50
Fishing:
3/15
I BODY SLAM PIONO, LANDING ON HIS SPINE, AND THEN SMASHING IT WITH HIS ELBOW.
I CHARGE ME 2/20
Free Bird
With the barrier spell ready, I attempt to cast it at piono before the above happens. 3/3
Paradox solver: 2/5
Dwarven artifact: 9/10 (Hold)
League champion: 9/10 (Hold)
More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! WHAT THE...
...fumbley-puff? Dude, I think Dimentio's gone. I can think up 3 possibilities.
Which means I can think up 4.
1.Weird time crap
2.Weird space crap
3.Some third party sucked him out of my head for some nefarious purpose.
4.Uh... all of the above?
Or he just shut up.
1-13770.
Ah, yes. I was wondering when you'd show up. Here to help me with a charge? n0p3.
...okay then. _____________
Badly Butchered version of Radioactive; hopefully The Power of Rock will end it all once and for all!
REFRAIN:
I feel it in my brain enough
To cause cortexial strain.
Flippin' paradoxes; paradoxes flippin' paradoxes. Paradoxes.
(holds up a card with 'this sentence is false' on it)
NOOOOOOOOooooOOOOoooo. NOOOOOOOOooooOOOOoooo.
IT'S ONE WITH BOXES!!!! IT'S ONE WITH BOXES!!!!
NOOOOOOOOooooOOOOoooo. NOOOOOOOOooooOOOOoooo.
IT'S ONE WITH BOXES!!!! IT'S ONE WITH BOXES!!!!
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Schrödinger's cat.
Can just go scat.
Due to the fact.
You cannot enact.
Schrödinger's cat:
.
REFRAIN
.
All systems know.
Paradoxes blow.
Deep in their code.
Paradoxes erode.
Schrödinger's cat:
.
REFRAIN
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(I'll add more as I think of it.)
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Now, for actually somewhat relevant stuff.
Herobrine: 19/20 YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! OH MY QUAD I'M ALMOST THEIR!!!! I HAVE THIS WHOLE SPEECH PREPARED AND EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
The Ugly Barnacle: 4/10
Cracked staff: 1/25 (Does 2 super Dangerous Genre Savvy guys a round sound okay?)
__________
I get the Genre Savvy staff to run to the nearest town to pick up stuff that'll help with our current situation.
Uh...didn't you say you'd try to make the posts shorter?
Why is past me so snarky?
There isn't much to do when you're imprisoned in the head of your future alternate self. And, uh, that brings me to this next thing. I need you to summon a kernelsprite.
...Why?
Trust me. I have a bit of a theory...I don't want the same thing that happened to Dimentio to happen to me.
0r m3!!!
...Okay...but I kinda need to finish the Herobrine charge...
Well hurry up!!! If the 'doomed timeline' thing is true...yikes...
__________
The Mall Fight version of me comes out the paradox...and falls back in. huh.
That accomplished nothing.
edited 21st May '14 4:02:29 PM by Dimentiosome
Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
I call over to the other tropers, "FREE PIZZA, GUYS!"
Meanwhile, I have my first recruits prove themselves by working towards solving the Paradox Problem. This group shows much promise... 1/3
Morgoth calls me back and says that he has a few favors to call in before he can get over to me. 2/10
I sense something strange... something I have not felt in many eons... is this fear? Fear of what? 1/???
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
The thing with the red gold crown.
I dope slap the Godmodder for risking its life then attempt to drag it by the arm towards the safety of the Paradox.
Phil 2 attempts to absorb some of the Paradox's energy.
Summon Hellhounds 2/4
Summon Satanmodder 1/15
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Psychic destruction: 8/8
Now fully charged, the warlocks unleash their psychic destruction on the paradox. I see HIM reappear and groan at his pointless trolling. I then shoot HIM five times in the head, break his neck, stab his heart, flay him, douse him with gasoline, set him on fire, and throw him at the godmodder. After that, I order the Goblin General to start charging the cannon's anti-paradox rounds again and deliver a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown to a reality breaker.
The Winter Soldier fires more grenades at the paradox minions and attaches explosives to the reality breakers, then detonates them while reforming and strengthening the perimeter.
Deathstroke: 3/6
Charges: 1/7
I pool into Earl's charge: 15/120
edited 21st May '14 11:04:33 PM by IchigoMontoya
Well, this guy just needs a hug.
"Ship of Theseus! It seems like you can replace any component of a ship, and it is still the same ship. So you can replace them all, one at a time, and it is still the same ship. However, you can then take all the original pieces, and assemble them into a ship. That, too, is the same ship you began with. The ship can still be considered the same ship if it is called the same name, or is considered home for its sailors.
Sorites paradox! If you remove a single grain of sand from a heap, you still have a heap. Keep removing single grains, and the heap will disappear. Can a single grain of sand make the difference between heap and non-heap? If you only have two grains left, the single grain removed will make a difference! One grain is not a heap, due to general consensus."
The mages manage to wrangle up some useless remains, which they decide to use in the ritual. Not to my notice. 9/30
Can you dig it? 3/6
Staff Charge 4/5 ... (Hold)
Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.
You Give Me Fever
The video camera is pointed straight up, what is is capturing at this time I do not know, its position I do not even notice. I can't move my arms, or my neck, another attempt at breath just leads to a sneak and a violent shiver. My nose is plugged, I know my thoughts are starting to be clouded by fever. All the same, I feel better. The pain that was the reincarnated Nikita is out of my head...and I fall back asleep, allowing my body to better combat my cold.
5/5, the coming have arrived! The steam rises into the air, diffusing beyond human perception. And as it leaves, a figure emerges...
Winter's special - 1/2
edited 21st May '14 10:01:01 PM by IndirectActiveTransport
That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
hey,uh...my mom banned me from all electronics after school... so I'm probably not gonna be here as often. I dunno, I'll probably be here on weekends though.
Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
First in and first knocked out
Q&A: Okay dimentiosome, you can leave, it won't ruin any of your charges or any such. Note: If your school uses lightspeed, neither tvtropes nor its forum is blocked. Also, I have come up with a consistent health formula that I will use unless there are special cases.
Earl continues his vague paradox solving, which would probably be more effective if it were specific paradox solving, but oh well. Jondanger applies some paradox-removing cream, removing some paradox from the paradox. Then HIM does something stupid. As we (or those of us who have had the misfortune to meet HIM in the MCForums thread) knew he would. He tries to body-slam Piono, who, rather than wasting his time with such a weakling, embeds the adminium sword in HIM's chest, then throws HIM into the skyline with a single swing of his arm. Piono is at full strength right now.
Fury casts his barrier spell slightly late, but it seems that he was never in any danger, even though Piono hasn't met HIM yet. The barrier spell has 3 hit points. Dimentio goes on a rant, and launches into an incredibly out of tune and definitely not with the beat parody of Radioactive, which also fails to solve any paradoxes, but is so incredibly annoying that the Godmodder loses concentration for a few seconds, dealing damage to the Paradox anyways.
Omega sends out a cry of free pizza, but no one heeds him. Philosopher attempts to dope slap the Godmodder but his hand disintegrates en-route. Phil 2 attempts to absorb some paradox energy, but instead takes 1000 damage from being partially removed from existence.
Ichigo prepares a massive barrage of attacks, and unleashes the psychic destruction. The paradox pulses, grows... then shrinks. And explodes violently, a massive burst of energy traverses the field, leaving everybody's vision in the negative for a short period of time. When everything is back to normal, the paradox is gone, as well as all of its minions. And the godmodder has taken 2 damage.
Noooo!!! That isn't fair you stupid gorilla of a 'gorillaing game master!
Scratch that, 3 damage. Piono, satisfied that the job is done, leaves. Perhaps to return at some time in the future. Indirect meanwhile summons Winter.
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Battlefield:
The AGs realize that this is their chance! They all open fire on the godmodder, or try to. The Winter Soldier's guns jam up, reality ensues just long enough for the death eater's wands to fail when they shout avada kedavra, Winter has no idea what is happening yet, and Phil 2 ends up being the landing spot of HIM.
The godmodder looks around, sees his army is gone, and summons his minions! Terror zombie, skeleton, and spider summoned!
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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 87/100
Terror Zombie [PG]: Hp: 15000/15000
Terror Skeleton [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000
Terror Spider [PG]: Hp: 12500/12500
Winter [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500
Phil 2 [AG]: Hp: 2500/3500
Death Eaters x27 [AG]: Hp: 600/600
Winter Soldier [AG]: Hp: 1500/8500
(whew! Finally done with the paradox story arc. Glad to be rid of it. And you guys even got your reward for it!)
edited 22nd May '14 1:52:25 PM by pionoplayer
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
Whew! Meanwhile, I'll just bring my summon back down.
15/20. I refocus my request to to the Vogon bureaucracy, which as it turns out had already filed my paperwork. A package is on its way from Traal.
1/5 KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....
edited 22nd May '14 2:25:35 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
I fire an anti-matter missile at the Godmodder.
Plan:
9/50
Fishing:
4/15
The thing with the red gold crown.
Oh, dear Tropetan! My hand! You monster! I enter berserk mode and attempt to kick the Godmodder in the face.
Phil 2 uses or attempts to use Him as a meat shield while Phil 2 charges into the horde of minions with an omniblade sword.
Hellhounds 3/4
Satan Modder 2/15
edited 22nd May '14 2:33:18 PM by Philosopher
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"New job, recruits! We are switching gears from paradoxes to solving the Summoner Dilemma!"
I set my second group of recruits to this issue 2/6
I call Morgoth back and tell him that he might want to bring a good portion of his army to bear 3/10
What is this, this sensation of my spinal plates going cold? Why do I feel this terror? 2/???
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Well, this guy just needs a hug.
5/5 Staff Charge Activated! I smash my staff on the ground, nearly breaking it in the process. After a few seconds, a geyser of face-meltingly-hot hot sauce tears through the ground below the godmodder and his minions. It sprays, rains, covers the enemy in a brutal serving of vicious liquid ... uh ... sauce.
DIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGG!!! 4/6
The mages continue to mess around with my perfectly described ritual, doing who knows what to the ritual. 10/30
edited 22nd May '14 3:55:36 PM by Wordless_Summons
Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.
Free Bird
At last! With the paradox gone, I can finally complete my charges!
"It's complete! I-It's beautiful... I'll name you after my mother."
Cleavebanners the Patches of Winds, a steel glaive has been completed! 10/10
This is a steel glaive, all craftdwarfship of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of kitten bone, banded with tanzanite and decorated with hanging rings of diorite. On the surface is an exceptionally designed image of the Godmodder and the tropers. The tropers are striking down the Godmodder. This artwork relates to the defeat of the Godmodder in the probable future.
Bob finally finishes his summoning ritual and calls forth Jax, the Grandmaster at Arms
◊! 10/10
This is the guy who kicks so much ass the League had to ban him from using weapons. In protest, he uprooted a lamppost (Which is not considered a weapon) and continues to kick ass with it.
Naturally, I give Cleavebanners to Jax and lets him loose at the Terror mobs.
edited 22nd May '14 7:34:51 PM by ArmoredFury
More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...
I SUMMON ME. REVENGE ME. 1/20