Destroy The Godmodder

Philosopher attempts to dive the godmodder in a tank, but even before typo-shielding kicks in, it is blocked by the paradox. Jon does something kind of unpredictable, and deals 1000 damage to a paradox hulk. Dreig brings his sword down on the other paradox hulk for 1000 damage, then joins the subreddit, adding one more follower.

fury begins shouting scientific constants, but the godmodder shouts out answers to them, "Light does not travel at the speed of light, and you can travel faster than that through quantum teleportation. Density is not measured in centimeters! One million short tons is less than a megaton. A mole is a kind of burrowing mammal!"

Dimentiosome beigns busting out a convoluted explanation that is probably no more related to what anything than it sounds. He begins running around complimenting himself, being cruel to giraffes, and insulting Herobrine, who is fortunately not close enough to hear. And no, this would not count as a crowning moment of funny, although some might debate that my strangely accurate paraphrasing of what you did might be. I wouldn't though.

Omega issues orders in preparation of the big bombard, Ichigo attempts to pull apart the paradox, but it is demoted to flavor text due to him currently charging it still. His goblins begin slapping dimentiosome, bringing a much-needed end to the giraffe abuse, and then ichigo fires eye beams at the paradox hulks, dealing 750 damage to each. Wordless puts on his glasses.

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Battlefield:

Yukari attacks the paradox minions with an insanely devious and evil attack, but it seems some of the bullets phase out, leaving only 6 of the paradox minions dead. Rameldria deals 1000 damage to one of the hulks, which the rage elemental also targets for 500 damage. The Doomguy deals 1750 to the other hulk. The [OLAC] and the subreddit open fire on the big paradox minions, killing two of them.

Oh dear, the AGs are being overwhelmed. The godmodder laughs evilly as the various paradox minions kill the rage elemental, and Rameldria, causing three subreddit followers to leave in disgust at how unfair the fight is becoming. But it only gets worse, the number of paradox minions on the field doubles as the godmodder summons more from the ever-growing paradox, and then a massive shape appears out of the paradox...

A reality breaker. This can't be good.    You bet it isn't.    O.O Crap. You guys might want to kill the paradox SOON.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 90/100

extremely big paradox [???]

Reality Breaker [PG]: Hp: 50000/50000

Paradox minion x40 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

Big paradox minion x20 [PG]: Hp: 4000/4000

Paradox hulk [PG]: x2 Hp: 10000/10000

Paradox hulk [PG]: Hp: 6500/10000

Paradox hulk [PG]: Hp: 6750/10000

Yukari [AG]: Hp: 25000/30000

The Doomguy [AG]: Hp: 11500/12500

MAASTRC-US [AG]: Hp: 8500/15000

weaponized subreddit [AG]: Followers: 13/25

edited 15th May '14 11:54:22 AM by pionoplayer

I attempt to teleport the Paradox into another dimension for a short time

A-A-CN Turret: 5/30

10/20 Vogon finishes seeing my request and stamps it for processing.

Seeing that my Logic succeeded against a Hulk, I go over to the Paradox itself and shout scientific explanations for well-known paradoxes in an effort to shut it down.

The Subreddit continues to focus their efforts on the minions/hulks.

edited 15th May '14 12:43:39 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I hand a painted block of C4 that is in the shape of a knife the color a real knife would be as an offering to the Godmodder as a gift so I can team up with it.

edited 15th May '14 12:51:12 PM by Philosopher

I... GO ALL OUT WITH AN ARSENAL OF DEADLY WEAPONS and by that I mean a bomb that reduces everything in it's wake to 1 HP.

Death Eaters:

7/10

Plan:

3/50

Yukari focuses on the paradox and repairs the boundary between Past and Future. This would eliminate the paradox by causing time to return to normal.

I aim at the Reality Breaker and pull out my custom Spell Card. I shout "D.N.A. Sign: Helix Bladeferno!" Spinning Laevateinn in front of me like a propeller, the air is filled with millions of spiraling red and blue lasers flying in numerous intersecting patterns.

Gems: 2

Pollutant level: 1

"Oh my good f*** ..."

I tell all vessels involved in the orbital strike to concentrate fire on the Paradox!

Interstellar Polygalactic Army 5/6 (Hold)

Battlefield-Clearing Orbital Strike 4/4 — ORBITAL STRIKE TYPE: EXTERMINATUS

Charges: 7/7

Upon seeing the reality breaker emerge, I tell the Goblin General to fire the now fully-charged cannon at it. He gives me a nod, locks the cannon's targeting systems onto the reality breaker, then hits it with the fully-charged laser blast. Turning to the godmodder, I accuse him of being a coward who's too weak to defeat us on his own and has to hide behind the more powerful paradox to even stand a fighting chance. Knowing that his massive ego won't allow him to stand for such an attack on his pride, I decide to insult the godmodder even more by claiming that the paradox is defeating us in only a few turns, something he couldn't accomplish throughout the whole battle, therefore making him look like an incompetent fool in the paradox's eyes (or lack thereof). Hoping that this statement will cause the godmodder to view the paradox as a threat to his power needing to be eliminated, I put the charging of my psychic destruction technique on hold, but remain ready to start it up again should my attempt to convince the godmodder to destroy the paradox end up failing.

Winter Soldier: 5/7

Psychic destruction: 3/8 (on hold)

Eh, screw it. I'm dealing with G La DOS. I swear, it makes sense. Basically, Graham was in control of all 'neutral' entities, so he made them act like idiots. My character, as in, I, had just been killed, so the only characters I had left were Jason and Mew. They began worshipping a random god, who turned out to be a female who ruled over Io. Also they technically created her. Oh my Quad now that I type it out it does sound stupid. Anyways, since the culture there was apparently 'female dominant', Ias (the god) gave her power to G La DOS (saved from the past universe erased by a Beat Mesa whom of which was fused with a Delorean. After this, Jason and Mew were even more screwed, so they created a male god, Ios, to help them. The only hope at this point was to sell Jason's soul to Ios (although they already sold it to G La DOS since they literally had the whole Star Wars universe, a Deaths TARDIS and a few mind-controlled demigods on their tail) for the Pokemon move 'Shadow Force' to teleport them to another universe to recruit allies, where they found some giant bats, which were used to rescue me from Hades. So yeah, like this game, but stupider. And more fun. Tried starting a thread for it, but Hobo was the only guy who went there. :P So...wow this is long. Better get back on subject.

Okay, I kinda have to leave for a few days, so......

   TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE!!!!!!!!!   

Herobrine: 14/20

Epic Plan: 11/15

Kookbestub: 2/3

I'll be back. Probably on Wednesday.

edited 15th May '14 3:02:40 PM by Dimentiosome

I decided to stand back and drink some iced tea.

Morul works furiously! 7/9

League champion: 8/10

HELLO. IT IS ME, KNOWN AS "HIM" TO SOME. I AM ON NO SIDE, AND IT IS HAVOC TIME. I SUMMON MY FULL SELF, 1/30.

I use my glasses to reflect the sun off of them, and into the eyes of the reality breaker. And into the paradox, if that does anything...

The mage guild receives my message and prepares some reckless trainees to send over. 6/30

Staff Charge 4/5 (On Hold)

edited 15th May '14 8:42:21 PM by Wordless_Summons

The volcanic smoke clears and the elemental is gone. I wearily go back to filming events, hoping to make sense of things later, apologizing to my subscribers for the recent lapse in video quality and haphazard updates.

Q&A: Okay, dimentiosome, your random babbling now makes sense. It was utter gibberish before you explained all that and most of us still don't completely understand what's going on. Is this from your webcomic?

Trip attempts to teleport the paradox into another dimension, but the Curse of Repetitiveness™ prevents it, looks like most inter-dimensional travel is being rerouted to the other game right now. And non-plot entities don't seem to have enough power to break through. Earl begins trying to solve paradoxes... and it works a little, but due to the unspecificity of the action, it deals only a little damage, the godmodder of course, freaks out anyways.

Philosopher's action might have worked (might) if it weren't for the fact that being in such close proximity to the paradox caused the C4 knife to disintegrate. Jon unleashes a bomb that reduces everything in its path (ie: the grass around it) to 1 hit point. The paradox effect then kills the grass. Dreig pulls his spell card out, and it deals 1000 damage to the reality breaker.    That almost hurt me.    O.O Kill this guy! Now!

Omega's space fleet opens fire on the paradox, but the paradox is warping space horrendously, and the shots go wild, instead only killing off a large paradox minion and two smaller ones. Ichigo has his goblin general open fire on the reality breaker, the massive over-charged blast deals 9000 damage!    I might have to do something about this.    Ichigo's attempt to dissuade the godmodder fails completely: the reason you're fighting all of these paradox minions is because the godmodder is currently using the paradox as a weapon! It has no initiative of its own!

Dimentiosome replicsimiles, the past one traveling back in time to face off against alternate dimentio, and eventually travel to the period of time known as "The Second Great Godmodding War" or "The Godcraft Event". Fury drinks some iced tea, it is not nearly as relaxing as hot tea, but it is still better for the nerves than all of this chaotic fighting.

HELLO. IT IS ME, KNOWN AS "HIM" TO SOME. I AM ON NO SIDE, AND IT IS HAVOC TIME. Aw heck no. Not this guy. I hate you. You and your stupid obsession with the alchemiter.

Wordless reflects the sun into the eyes of the reality breaker, somehow dealing 250 damage.    What? That makes no sense. I'm taking over from here.    No you are   Just try and stop me.    The GM steps into the fight for a split second, NOEP punches the reality breaker, stunning it and dealing 35000 damage.    Oh come on!    Indirect continues filming, the quality may have dropped a little, but it is so cool that everyone is still subscribing.

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Battlefield:

Yukari attempts to fix the time paradox, but alas, it is far beyond even her powers now. The rest of her allies desperately open fire upon the horde of paradox beings, but only managing to kill off 10 of the paradox minions.    You've lost pionoplayer.    What's this?    My master wi- Oh crap.    The [OLAC] wisely decided to avert its target, the reality breaker is completely obliterated! Whew!

The godmodder still has a few tricks up his sleeve though... Or rather, the same ones he's currently using. The massive horde of paradox entities completely overwhelms both Yukari and the [OLAC] tank, both of them are destroyed. two more subreddit followers get sick of the extreme overpoweredness and leave. Then the    Reality breakers hit the field.    Wait! I thought your text color was golden rod!

   Not on tvtropes. I'm sorry players, but the GM has been replaced by the GM. I'm tired of him nerfing my armies. I send out my next two reality breakers, who have so kindly taken over the update terminal for me. I then send out ten more of my paradox hulks, 40 big paradox minions, and 100 paradox minions.    You can't do that   I just did.    Take out the para   Enough from you. Its about time I had an easy victory.   

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   Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 90/100   

   extremely big paradox [???]   

   Reality Breaker x2 [PG]: Hp: 50000/50000   

Paradox minion x178 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

Big paradox minion x59 [PG]: Hp: 4000/4000

Paradox hulk [PG]: x12 Hp: 10000/10000

Paradox hulk [PG]: Hp: 6500/10000

Paradox hulk [PG]: Hp: 6750/10000

The Doomguy [AG]: Hp: 11500/12500

weaponized subreddit [AG]: Followers: 11/25

edited 16th May '14 1:53:31 PM by pionoplayer

Guys, we have got to do something about these reality warpers. It may take five Namek minutes to make something that will fight back, but it's gotta be done.

I refocus my energies towards summoning the Bugblatter Beast of Traal on a new mystery summon. We can all discuss what it looks like and what it does.

11/120 (although the 120 isn't final)

edited 16th May '14 2:06:35 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I have to take drastic measures but... PLANET BUSTER TIME!

Death Eaters:

8/10

Plan:

4/50

I begin broadcasting a distress call throughout Gensokyo telling all of its inhabitants that if the godmodder succeeds, Gensokyo and all other worlds will be destroyed. I call on every single danmaku battler in Gensokyo to rise up and fight for the existence of all reality.

Also, I begin backing up this world so I can restore it if it gets destroyed.

TOUHOU HIJACK LOL: 1/150

Gems: 3

Pollution level: 1

edited 16th May '14 3:06:33 PM by Dreigonix

I began a ritual to summon a doppelganger of myself. 1/3

So the paradox isn't sentient. Well, there goes that plan. And now that the godmodder's trying to take over from the GM, I decide that now is definitely a good time to leap over the Godzilla Threshold. Taking the One Ring from Sauron's corpse, I put it on my finger and feel its power surging through me. As the warlocks pick up where my charging psychic destruction attempt on the paradox left off, I decide to put my newfound power to good use. I proceed to rip a reality breaker's arms off and pummel it with them, then throw its armless body at the paradox minions. Grabbing Destroy HIM by the neck, I state that ain't nobody got time for him to start causing chaos and punt him at the godmodder, then splash the Doomguy with a Healing Potion. The Goblin General decides to take the godmodder down a notch just as the engineers finish up the anti-paradox rounds that they've been preparing for such an occasion. As the engineers load said rounds into the cannon, the Goblin General switches from laser blasts to the anti-paradox rounds and begins charging the cannon for maximum firepower.

Charges: 1/5

Winter Soldier: 5/6

Psychic destruction: 4/8

edited 16th May '14 3:18:58 PM by IchigoMontoya

Seeing the massive army of Paradox Minions on the battlefield I order Bob and Morul to stop whatever they are doing while the Doomguy uses his innate speed to kite the minions.

League Champion: 8/10 (Hold)

Dwarven Artifact: 7/9 (Hold)

I have my engineers to climb up the Tech Tree and build a paradox resolver. They would appreciate any assistance they can get. 1/20

I help Ichigo's charge. 2/5

As my army rains from the sky like angels from Heaven, like meteors on a clear night, I decide to do something really stupid.

I flip off the Paradox Forces, Hostility-GM included!

Interstellar Polygalatic Badass Army 6/6 — Forces deploying, sir.

Time until full combat deployment — 1/3

edited 16th May '14 9:20:13 PM by OmegaShadowcry

Hello. I am back for a bit. 'Course, everyone is screwed and I'm technically not on the battlefield right now, but whatev. Steve? can do stuff.

No, that is not my webcomic. I wish. It was just this game I once played. My webcomic shall be far grander...but it's still in the planning phase. D: If you wanna know more please ask.

Herobrine: 15/20 (kinda...)

Epic Plan: 12/15

Kookbestub: 3/3 ah, okay. The Ugly Barnacle shall be summoned in 10 turns. I don't care what happens, I need to have an effect in this battle.

Also, I am really sorry for screwing us all over. I'll try to help however I can.

edited 16th May '14 9:54:19 PM by Dimentiosome

Don't worry, it's just a game. If all goes wrong, we'll just have to beat him at his own game.

edited 16th May '14 10:01:35 PM by Dreigonix

k, I'm just afraid of seeming like the stereotypical internet idiot who screws everything up. Sorry if I insult you or anything.

edited 16th May '14 10:48:09 PM by Dimentiosome

I disbelieve the paradox, the reality breaker and all the paradox creatures. I disbelieve all of them and their silly conquest of this world. I stop caring about all of them. In this neverending question, I stop providing an interest in answering this question.

Several mages show up and begin performing odds jobs around the summoning circle. 7/30

Staff Charge 4/5 (On hold)

In begin digging a hole. 1/6