Destroy The Godmodder

While dueling with Dark Link, I kick him right where it hurts before bringing the Megaton Hammer down on his face.

Cannon: 8/30 (Claiming one of h2o's +1s.)

Saren: 57/70 (Claiming another one of h2o's +1s.)

Here's three +1s.

I graciously step forward and tell the godmodder "You can be spared an early death if you join §◄►§ Allies §◄►§ and attack only the Champions in the upcoming war."

Nearly done. 21/25 (Claiming H2obox)

I place a landmine to help fulfill a prophecy. (Free action)

Still looking for that. Avatar 51/100 Will post non Magi Babble stats later.

I grant Team AG/N gets 3 +1s.

edited 17th Dec '14 1:15:38 PM by The_Hyena_King

??: 84/100 ,

???: 56/?? ,

I cast Detect people-named-Richard, which is obviously a very common spell.

3x +1

Woody:50/50

Paranoia:118/200

There's a snake in my boot!

   WOODY HAS ENTERED THE BATTLEFIELD. INFO: HOSTILE UNIT.   

Expect lots of fornication.

I attempt to enter the house of villains.

Woody attacks Zbse.

3 +1s.

THAT'S IT! I'M CALLING NOPE! H20, DTG IS SUPPOSED TO BE OK FOR MOST AGES! SUMMON SOMETHING ELSE!

I look at the Woody, point at it, say    "NOPE."    and break the Fourth Wall to contact the GM in order for him to ban the Memetic Molester.

edited 17th Dec '14 2:28:49 PM by SacredSpirit123

I enter the House of Viliians.

Ship:

147/250 ()

Battle Dice:

67/100 ()

3x+1s!

??: 86/100

???: 58/??

I simply teleport to one of the people already in.

3x +1

edited 17th Dec '14 2:23:01 PM by fseftr

14/??, 54/100 (both )

I try to walk around in the house.

3+1s!

84/100 54/100

I rush into the house of villains and buff the attack of an attack on dark link with the strengh tarot card whose use I'm borrowing from you guessed it BOI.

Not an update.

h2o, you'd better have a really good explanation as to what you meant in that spoilered comment because I'm not afraid of taking all your charges and toys away from you.

Godmodder draws pistol only for me to reveal I already had my own drawn. Stalemate.

I motion to my rift, then drop down to Arthas.    "You've failed your kingdom..."    I punch him in the face and grab Frostmourne.

15/??, 55/100.

I realize something near h20. I quickly teleport to the scene. Upon seeing Woody, I facepalm and raise my other hand to the sky. I then swing it down, opening a portal and through that portal a hand comes out and splats Woody.

3+1s!

Even though I have sided with wyld, I do want to establish that I don't care much about either side in this 'civil war'. Like Colress, I am much more interested in the power and data I can gain from my allies.

Gizoid: 32/100 (Tabunne)

Latias: +4

3+1's

Okay, I would have thought that from the fact that I avoid actually cussing myself like the plague, I would have thought it would be obvious, but apparently its not. I don't want any material that would get a movie of this rated above PG-13. If this is entirely a miscommunication, then fine, but seriously. DTG works way better as a kid-friendly environment.

Q&A: @kaiser: hey, glad you're enthusiastic about this game, but I need to say this: no double posting. Its in the rules in the opening post, if you accidentally leave some info out of your post, feel free to edit it in as long as no one has responded to it yet. Also, you only get two action posts per update. @shiny: Okay then. @zbse: You don't get glitch from those darts. And trust me, you don't want to. Do you really want to start the Glitch event in the middle of the House of Villains?

@h2o: Okay, we have a problem here. Judging from the context around this stuff, I'm really hoping that this is just a case of that word not meaning what you think it means. Really hoping.

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Troll gives ichigo a mega-ton hammer for his fight. Zbse faces down the lich king. I believe that you started this fight. I am not afraid of a simple magician. Troll casts heal on Rayquaza, healing it for 4000 health. Night summons up a frost wind, sending it in the direction of the evil gods... wonderful idea. He is almost immediately confronted by Dad. Jindra attempts to block out all sounds, but yeah... the fight is way too noisy. Sensing an opportunity to do something evil, Team Rocket homes in on him.

Night is unamused by his assailant and starts out with a kick to the gonads. The retaliation consists of a chainsaw. Ijona decides to make a roundabout entrance, he slams into the roof of the house of villains... and completely fails to break through. The explosive lance does get some attention though... Dimentio appears. (not the same dimentio that almost blew up the multiverse!) Wyld freaks out at his plane, and puts stasis spells around the glitching... this stops it. But doesn't get rid of it. Its more established here. That fighter's integrity hit zero a long time ago.

jindra continues focusing on sounds, and gets clawed in the face for his trouble. Void scans the dark gods. Yeah... none of them here are gonna know him. Different continuity. Shiny looks around for a pipe organ. Might need to supply your own. Ijona stumbles to his feet, and is surprised to discover that the roof has not so much as been scratched. Ichigo pulls out the megaton hammer, and smashes it towards Dark Link, who barely dodges out of the way. Dark Link, aware of his weakness to large hammers, decides that its time to just start killing him already, and rushes at ichigo. Wyld attempts to stabilize the glitch, no, that's not working at all... Zbse throws his darts at the Lich King. His heavy armor blocks all of them... but one. He is hit with the last one, but as zbse is about to rush into the House doors, he is stopped as part of his legs freeze solid. Strange... that should have frozen you completely.

Kaiser sends out a large portion of biplanes. Needless to say, in the middle of a massive brawl consisting of a good number of the pantheon members, they don't last long. His shouting is ignored by almost everyone. That almost being a Sentinel. Ichigo takes the opportunity of Dark Link's rush to plant his foot in Dark Link's crotch, before delivering a this-time not dodged smash with his hammer. Dark Link stumbles back to his feet, but is definitely the worse for wear.

Kaiser offers his ultimatum to the Sentinel. It responds by blasting him with lasers (the godmodder would have laughed in your face had he been in hearing range). Hyena places a landmine. It explodes. The unfortunate Red Mage who stepped on it while searching for lootable corpses, turns around, decides he doesn't look too tough, and attacks him. Fseftr casts detect people named richard. Lots of results come up. There happens to be a lot of them in this fight. woody is not summoned due to some clarifying that needs urgent doing. h2o attempts to rush into the house of villains, but encounters a rampaging Pyro on his way there.

jon attempts to enter the pantheon, and somehow, through sheer, dumb luck, manages to get inside without getting blown up or cornered by a rampaging or angry deity. Fseftr shrugs, decides to go it the roundabout way, and tries to teleport in. He is stopped just outside the doors, but he just sneaks in. Tabbune begins walking, but then jumps back into the shadows as another wave of mooks rushes past. Pillow attempts to rush into the House of Villains, but is stopped by the leader of said group of mooks, The Witch King of Angmar. Void drops down in front of the lich king and attempts to take frostmourne, but is rewarded with a massive blast of ice magic that forces him to the ground instead.

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End of Turn Battle

The fight outside is definitely getting worse, those inside need to try and be clever, and avoid the really heavy fighting.

How this is gonna work: Those who are up against a god, defeating your god will give you another shot at the main doors, although there are others. Some gods will pursue you if you run away though, and except for ichigo and pillow, running away has no chance of getting you through the main doors, and for them, its a greatly reduced chance. There might be other ways in though.

Those inside: this will be sort of like a minigame, you can try different tactics, or if you wish check up to two of the shrines/temples of gods in the villains house. Note: if you get caught, a fight will ensue, running form it or making too much noise will attract lots of unwanted attention. Make too much noise on your way to the godmodder, and he might get away.

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The Godmodder: Hp: 38/40 [gone]

House of Villains:

Main Doors: Open

Ichigo vs. Dark Link

zbse and sacred vs. The Lich King

Nightstorm vs. Dad

jindra vs Team Rocket

ijona vs Dimentio

kaiser vs. Sentinel

hyena vs. Red Mage

h2o: Elemental Chainaxe [A] vs. The Pyro

pillow vs. the Witch King

Pantheon Members [brawling]

Inside:

troll

jondanger

fseftr

Tabbune: Blue crystals x1 [A]

Elemental Avatar [AG]: Hp: 55000/85000

Mega Rayquaza [AG]: Hp: 44000/50000. Dragon Dance: ||! Iron Tail: ||! Extremespeed: |||! Hyper Beam ||||| Draco Meteor ||||||||||

Zbse’s sidequest: 8/101 pages found

edited 18th Dec '14 8:55:40 AM by pionoplayer

52/???

19/???

Wait... the pantheon is part of tvtropes, and the godmodder wants to destroy tvtropes... telling rayquaza to wait in the rift, I toggle noclip, and zoom back to the battlefeild, serching for several gods in perticuler: Goku, Asura, Gannon, and Bowser, before explaining the situation to each of them, exolaining that if the godmodder won, the world would cease to exist, and telling bowser and gannon that if the godmodder wins, there would be no world torule.

3 plus ones

edited 18th Dec '14 8:45:42 AM by trollllort

Charges:

• 38/50 Battleship halbred -Jindra trollort
• 13/30 TF 2 medic -Jindra

Aids: 3x to whoever.

Free action: I cock my arbalest (basicly a heavy, powerful crossbow) and enter the house. My intention is to make by way to whichever ongoing fight is closest to the entrance, and use the arbalest to shoot whatever evil god is in the fight.

Delphinus (182/275 ijona, wyld, troll, paradise)
Reserve Plan R (19/20)
R-902 Ragnarok II (32/40 ijona, troll, paradise)

Screw it, not worth the trouble of cleaning up this mess. I'm going to head out.

3x +1's to anyone AG.

edited 18th Dec '14 9:23:10 AM by JindraAG

I slash Dad in the chest with my scythe. The black arrow continues it's flight (7/???). Progress on materials for the reality bomb continues (8/400) 3 +1's to anyone with excessively long (200+) charges!

86/100 56/100

First of all I make sure to Find out if the whole no man can kill him thing is in effect. If so Im screwed. I call upon a drill from the sky to try to trap him in a hole. 3+1

what can one do if they reach the shrine in the villain house? Call upon a god for assistance?

edited 18th Dec '14 9:40:16 AM by pillowmantis

I smile as I see the single dart hit.

"This is good.... Very good..."

I start using the dart's strings to manipulate him into attacking Dark Link.

9/20

9/40

Gizoid 34/100 (Pillow)

Latias +5 (She now has 7000 HP)

I make a pipe organ from all the rubble around here. I have to warn everyone here that this pipe organ will likely play a part in something extremely stupid.

edited 18th Dec '14 9:48:04 AM by shinycottoncandy

magiteck Fortress city:249/400+ The Artist 72/200

okay, as long as it isn't advancing, i have time to think.... but, just in case... I quickly set up back up stasis spells, and back ups for those back ups, and back ups for those backups.... if it gets to the point where the back ups to the backups to the backups are the only thing holding it back, its time to run.... no harm in redundancy when it comes to something like this though.

I look around at the bystanders, seeing if any had left to get help or are trying to find a way to actually help.

three plus ones.

Delphinus (186/275 wyld, pillow, darkest)
Reserve Plan R (19/20)
R-902 Ragnarok II (35/40 wyld, pillow)
Definitely flying back to the battlefield.

2x+1 for wyld, 1x for darkest.