Destroy The Godmodder

I have to step up my game. Right now, Sonic is probably thinking, "How is this loser the guy who got a hold of the Chaos Emeralds?"

??? 16/100 (Troll, h2o, Pillow)

I get serious, and I apply X Speed to Latias. I have Latias fly circles around Metal Sonic at full speed. These loops will be in a direction such that if at any point you draw a line between Latias and Metal Sonic, it should form roughly a 90 degree angle with the Beam-O-War. My plan is to create a vortex to pull the energy toward Metal Sonic.

It seems something is going on to prepare for whatever happens after this event. I know I identified as neutral; I intend to return to that stance after this event by introducing a new element to the battle via my charge. Right now, my actions are AG because Metal Sonic disrupted my personal Chaos Emerald arc. Though, in the interest of balance, I might play PG for a while...

3+1's

edited 12th Dec '14 6:39:43 PM by ShinyCottonCandy

34/???

10/???

I throw a fire extingueser with a proximity mine strapped to it at the blaze.

3 plus ones.

[[Red Soon everything will burn]]

edited 12th Dec '14 6:58:40 PM by trollllort

   I exhale harder, and fire Dark Lightning out of my eyes, to push the {{Beam O' War}} further toward Metal Sonic.   

   Attention Champions:My Citadel, and within its Barracks your specially tailored gear, will be located on the battlefield after this event. If you line up at the Courtyard's Grand Riftgate, your Armies will be transported to you. May all of you live grand and prosperous lives.   

I break off from the beam war temporarily to switch to my flamethrower.

True Conqueror [210/500] (Shiny, troll)

I finish all the modifications to the hammer, then store it in Hammerspace until it's needed. [30/30] -hold- (Shiny, Troll)

Three charges.

Hoo boy, long time since I'v last been here.

Charges:

• 29/50 Battleship halbred armored fury
• 5/30 TF 2 medic

Free action: I dump icewater on the terror blaze.

Aids: 2x o jindra, to anyone AG.

99/100, 39/100 (both x2)

I cast an Ice Beam at the Beam of War, pushing it to Metal Sonic.

3+1s!

74/100 44/100

Satisfied with my hopefullY helpfull attack I.... Pull out a d100. I reroll my pony into the guppys hair all and I then lose my d100 so I won't be able to change my items anymore. Guppys hairball is an evolving weapon that becomes more powerful when it kills enemies. It gains the same amount of power no matter how weak the enemy it kills is. The item is like a ball and chain that's tethered to me magically so it doesn't weigh me down and gravity dosnt effect it.it does contact damage. Currently it's damage is 1000 so it is fairly weak. I kill a random mosquito with it .

3+1

edited 13th Dec '14 8:49:52 AM by pillowmantis

1/??? 1/??

AHA! in the name of justice and meaningless battle! i will join this fray!

I open by charging in on my flying horse, and lancing metal sonic across the face

three plus ones

from what ive seen, this is correct right? I'm neutral! got a bit of help for my start up from a member here.

edited 13th Dec '14 8:39:34 AM by SirIjona

Warning: null post. [[ great first post. Who helped you? Wyld perhaps?]]

Correct, except the part where the post above you doesn't give +1s.

'd. You do know how to use the spoiler tag, right?

I stop for a while and look at the skies as a big totem lands from the skies.

The totem speaks. Are those crystals... No. You did not make a deal with that dragon, didn't you? I thought the Council already slayed that thing long ago?

I replied. It's none of your concerns. Now, obey me, totem.

The totem speaks back as a magical substance cover it. Yes, master.

100/100 (not claiming): Elemental Avatar summon.

Elemental Avatar. Stats: 4/10 Attack, 6/10 Health. Specials: At the end of each round, it gains a random buff. The random buffs are:

Fiery Strikes: Permanent attack buff

Earthen Defenses: Permanent Health Buff

Healing Waters: Heals itself and gets a minor Health buff

Windfury: This attacks twice next turn and gain a minor permanent Attack buff.

Lightning Talons: Attacks by this next turn bounces to up to three nearby enemies for half the damage. Minor permanent Attack Buff

Vampirism: Attacks by this next turn heals this for 5% of damage dealt and gain a minor permanent attack buff

Holy Protection: 20% Damage mitigation next turn. Minor permanent health buff

Healing Water becomes a permanent regen at 4rd activation, and Windfury, Lightning Talons, Vampirism, and Holy Protection becomes permanent at 4rd activation.

1/50, 41/100 (both )

3+1s!

edited 13th Dec '14 8:56:58 AM by Tabbune

now it does tabbune

Well, since it seems that people have decided that its time to capitalize on the available plot-room, I think I need to let you guys know. There's been some whispers of doing a flash-comic or animation adaptation of this thread, similar to the one that is officially planned for Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator! and there's already a recap page on tvtropes for DTG, although so far only one has been written, and that one a slightly sub-par (no offense fseftr, you didn't put very much info in) overview of Be The Godmodders. Either way, people are doing stuff that is plot-significant behind the scenes now, as most of you are aware, but everyone needs to know that it's just that; behind the scenes. Nothing can be put in a recap, overview, summary or adaptation if it doesn't happen here in-thread, as there is no 'official' record of it otherwise.

Q&A: @jindra: smart. @pillow: Nope, hammer space works differently depending on the universe it originates from, not going to argue with you about that. @zbse: ... Dimentio? The jester that almost destroyed the multiverse? I have no idea how in the heck you did it, but I do have to say this: it was a horrible idea. I suppose you know what you're doing... probably... @shiny: He's probably too busy thinking 'imgonnadieimgonnadieimgonnadie!!!!' But yeah, you're still neutral. Targeting a PG that's caught your ire is perfectly fine. @paradise: Hello again! There's been quite a bit going on. I'm probably going to have to add more to the 'what you need to know going in' paragraph in the opening page. @ijona: yup, that's correct. Welcome to the madness.

Also: zbse's sidequest has been changed up at his request.

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ichigo jumps in on the Beam-O-War with a wave of force lightning. Fseftr gives the terror blaze a tungsten paper cut. Somehow. 6000 damage. Jindra collects a massive water projectile and slams it into the terror blaze, dealing 10000 damage. h2o performs another attack with his overpowered chainaxe, dealing 10000 damage to the terror blaze (I'm amazed at how rare it is for you to get these things... I'm using random.org.) Wyld ejects from the fighter, and lands on Surt's jet, nursing his hand. The jet falls to the ground far below. Wyld tries to stabilize his hand, but it seems it will require some serious work. h2o tries to install an anti-virus into wyld's hand, but wyld isn't a robot (or at least not that I'm aware of) and anyway, the glitch is messing up the fabric of reality.

Troll preps a plasma grenade for the next banhammer throw. Pillow releases a sudden horde of holy mackerel inside of metal sonic... There is now a massive glitchy horde of giant fish flying with him. Welp. That didn't work. Zbse fixes the scythe up further... it seems like this thing is going to require some serious charge time. Troll throws a proximity fire extinguisher at the terror blaze, dealing a mini-critted 12000 damage. Sacred continues fighting in the Beam-O-War Surt breaks off from the Beam-O-War to switch modes. Paradise dumps ice water on the terror blaze, dealing 7000 damage. Tabbune jumps into the Beam-O-War. Pillow attempts to give himself an evolving weapon, he tries to kill a mosquito, but a stray laser from the Beam-O-War hits his weapon and sends it flying off into the clouds. Ijona rushes in on his flying horse, and is about to lance metal sonic, but is forced to stay back, the Beam-O-War is getting really, really intense. Tabbune summons an absolutely massive elemental avatar!

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End of Turn Battle

Last round's 27500 damage is dealt to both terrors by impending doom. Everyone rushes in to attack Metal Sonic, even latias, using a vortex to draw energy into it, except Rayquaza, who uses extremespeed, wiping the terror blaze out. The Beam-O-War swiftly tilts in balance, and the massive combination of beam quickly overpowers Metal Sonic, slamming into him, completely obliterating most of the glitch-fish and all of his armor. Metal Sonic twitches and spasms erratically, jumping randomly. Suddenly, with physics-breaking speed, he slams through Sonic, and a massive glitch burst erupts outwards, blowing everyone who was involved in the Beam-O-War away. Latias quickly rushes in and shiny grabs the chaos emeralds as the fall to the ground, cracked and darkened, snatching them just barely. Surt grabs Ichigo, but the red lyrium sword falls out of sight. Tabbune lifts himself back in the air, but one of the blue crystals has shattered. Famine and Conquest have both taken 10000 damage, Surt's jet is in critical condition, and the MEC has taken lots of damage as well. Sacred has been knocked out of his dragon form, but is caught by Rayquaza. Wyld's hand has devolved seriously. His integrity dropped sharply. Worst of all sonic is gone.

I don't have time to do status effects, sorry.

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The Godmodder: Hp: 38/40

The Sky: thunderstorm

Terror Ghast [PG]: Hp: 325500/600000 [starved: 2 rounds] [fallen behind]

Surt’s Jet [AG]: Hp: 5000/25000: Surt: MEC-1 [A]: Flamethrower mode: Hp: 34000/95000. Wyld: integrity: 55%

Conquest [AG]: Hp: 37000/100000

Famine [AG]: Hp: 32000/100000

Elemental Avatar [AG]: Hp: 75000/75000

Rayquaza [AG]: Hp: 8000/50000. Dragon Dance: ||! Iron Tail: ||! Extremespeed: |||

Latias [AG]: Hp: 6000/6000: Shiny: damaged chaos emeralds: green,blue,red,cyan,magenta,yellow,white

Tabbune: Blue crystals x1 [A]

h2obox: Elemental Chainaxe [A]

jindra: Tempest Edge [A]: Durability: 30%

Zbse’s sidequest: 6/101 pages found

edited 13th Dec '14 10:50:41 AM by pionoplayer

(uhh pillowmantis? are you OK?)

Charges:

• 31/50 battleship halbred -Tabbune
• 7/30 TF@ medic -Tabbune.

3x up for grabs.

Free action: I heal Rayquaza with a hyper potion

Delphinus (153/275 wyld, paradisedj x2)

Reserve Plan R (18/20 Not Charged)

R-902 Ragnarok II (11/40 paradisedj x2)

And lets summon the jetstream to try and help us catch up with the Godmodder.

2x+1 for paradisedj, 1 for wyld.

magiteck Fortress city:227/400+[paradise] The Artist 55/200

must... sleep.... passes out

got to.... deal with this.... I throw myself into zebse's book, he looks like he's seen something like this before, maybe he can help. While im in there waiting, i frantically program, trying to stabilize the glitch. this is definitely not a good thing!

two freebies, one for jindra.

edited 13th Dec '14 11:02:52 AM by wyld

I fire a grappling hook at the terror ghast, and then stab the top of it's head.

Ship:

141/250 ()

Battle Dice:

62/100 ()

3x+1s!

edited 13th Dec '14 11:25:33 AM by Jondanger23

I notice that Wyld entered the book.

The book's scenery is a gigantic library with all sorts of machinery around.

I stare at Wyld's hand and grab it.

"It is corrupted by Glitch... I can see what I can do."

I work on Wyld's hand while having Dimentio work on the scythe

Charges: ???: 1/20 ???: 1/40

2/??? 2/???

where'd all the PG's flee to?

I decide to speed ahead, scouting for danger, and trying to catch up to the godmodder.

you can't escape me!

two to wyld, one to any one.

34/???

11/???

raquaza uses dragon dance.

I Shoot a harpoon into the terror hast, leaving it with a big metal stick in tis face, while its in the middle of a thunderstorm...

3 plus ones

76/100 46/100

I call hacks on this whole thing and decide that I can get rerolled items still using an ass pulled secret d6. I then reroll a cup into a salt shaker with salt in it. I got the cup from hammer space so the salt smells like rotten fish. I pour the salt in my eyes and become able to do damaging tears. I then take on of the glitch fish who was killed but not vaporized. I inject it's glitchy blood into me. Since it came from a fish I can use my telekinesis on it to safely assimilate it without a temporary change of alignment.

3+1

   "AAAH!"   

I freak out at Sonic being blown away and rush a net made of darkness at high speeds to grab him. If I succeed, I teleport him to an undisclosed location.    My Citadel's Infirmary.   

   "Good Rayquaza!"   

I turn and look at Tabbune. I speak    "Was that avatar referring to me?"    I narrow my eyes in confusion.

edited 13th Dec '14 1:05:01 PM by SacredSpirit123

After recovering from the blowback and making a note to retrieve the Red Lyrium Sword if/when I can, I thank Surt for the save and leap from his jet, then take flight via my armor's jet boots before firing a neutron rifle at the Terror Ghast.

Cannon: 29/30

Saren 43/70 (Claiming one of Pillowmantis' +1s and one of Troll's +1s.)

One for Surt, one for Jon, and one for Fseftr.

edited 13th Dec '14 1:03:09 PM by IchigoMontoya

38/???

12/???

I shoot a rocket propelled creeper at the ghast.

3 plus ones

   "Troll, let's talk."   

I pop up behind Troll, grab his arm, and teleport both of us away.

edited 14th Dec '14 12:09:46 PM by SacredSpirit123

Delphinus (158/275 pillow, troll, troll, wyld)

Reserve Plan R (18/20 Not Charged)

R-902 Ragnarok II (15/40 pillow, troll, troll)

And lets throw an air ball at the Terror Ghast.

3x +1's to AG's.

edited 13th Dec '14 1:40:03 PM by JindraAG