Destroy The Godmodder

Yeah, ill make a minecraft forum account. This game is so fun!

I slowly walk away from the portal, kinda as a 'screw you' to the entity on the other side. Xe appeared w— aw crap Xe grabbed me with a robo-tenticle. Eh, whatever, my death ray will probably do something.

btw, it's a planet sized GLaDOS. I can explain later

Herobrine: 11/20 I hate this charge.

Epic plan: 75/150 (I need to shrink the portal guns.)

Death ray: 5/5 BOOM!!! Ah, my first successful charge! Nothing quite like it. This weakly hits everything on the battlefield, but the Wobbofet sphere reflects a large portion at the godmodder.

8/20. Vogon request for grandmother lost again after being subject to public inquiry.

I command a volley of arrows towards the big paradox minions.

The subreddit makes sense of paradoxes, uses that against the paradox.

edited 13th May '14 8:56:24 AM by EarlOfSandvich

Wormhole: 4/4

My psychic powers and the warlocks' magic proceed to open a powerful wormhole to another dimension. The wormhole then sucks the paradox into said dimension before closing. With the paradox (hopefully) out of the picture, I focus on keeping my cannon aimed right at the godmodder while waiting for the Winter Soldier to arrive.

Sauron strikes down three paradox minions with his mace, then punts a fourth at a big paradox minion.

Charges: 4/7

Winter Soldier: 2/7

Charge: 4/30

I flash the godmodder.

I hide in a deserted prison, and begin a devious plan with my future self, next turn that is, this turn I stab a Big Paradox Minion with a knife, Sirius Black's knife to be exact.

Missile Status:

14/15

Death Eaters:

4/10

I put my last preparation step for my army on hold.

There's a small problem that needs to be solved, you see...

Interstellar Polygalatic Badass Army — 5/6 (Hold)

Battlefield-Clearing Bombardment — 1/4

Q&A: Okay, let's switch things up a bit this time. How in the world did you get colored text to work, I cannot for the life of me get the colored text to make my text colored. dimentio! Stop being screwy with your 'epic plan' increase it by one each time or not at all. I, unlike twin, will not take the time to go back and check your charges and will treat mis-charged actions as one-shots.

The Paradox grows slightly stronger at fury's shout. I think you might be going about it the wrong way. Wordless rattles off several solid facts, this doesn't seem to do much, but it undoes what fury did. Rameldria is summoned to the field! Oooh... pretty... Dreig slashes at the minions, dealing 250 damage to four paradox minions. A loud clap of thunder is heard, and yet another combatant joins the field! Then dimentio's death ray fires lasers all over the place, dealing 750 to all the paradox minions (both sizes) and 250 to every AG and making one subreddit follower leave in disgust with such a cliched attack. The part of the beam aimed at the godmodder is absorbed by the paradox.

Earl fires arrows at the big paradox minions, dealing 250 to each. And he directs the subreddit to work on defeating the paradox. Ichigo summons a wormhole, but rather than absorbing the paradox... the paradox absorbs it, super charging it! You guys might want to focus on bringing it down. Trip attempts to flash the godmodder, but the paradox catches it. The paradox is scarred for life. Jon stabs a big paradox minion with a knife, dealing 500 damage. Omega begins making landing preparations...

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Battlefield:

The minions, tired of being punted around by Sauron, all charge him at once, dealing a massive 4500 damage to the dark lord of middle earth. The other AGs open fire on the paradox minions as Sauron takes down some of the weakened ones, the entire massacre kills 6 paradox minions and two big paradox minions. The subreddit followers begin trying to weaken the paradox, but without a clear idea as to how they should accomplish this, they don't do much.

Then the paradox flashes and 15 more paradox minions, another 4 big paradox minions, and one paradox hulk hit the field.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 90/100

extremely big paradox [???]

Paradox minion x15 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

Paradox minion x2 [PG]: Hp: 750/1500

Big paradox minion x4 [PG]: Hp: 4000/4000

Big paradox minion x2 [PG]: Hp: 3000/4000

Paradox hulk [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Yukari [AG]: Hp: 27500/30000

Rameldria [AG]: Hp: 5750/6000

Sauron [AG]: Hp: 250/5000

The Doomguy [AG]: Hp: 11500/12500

MAASTRC-US [AG]: Hp: 8500/15000

weaponized subreddit [AG]: Followers: 15/25

edited 13th May '14 7:28:37 PM by pionoplayer

Arrival 3/3

A deafening eruption, shake the ground and spews out a powerful smog which blocks out the sun! Quickly stain a sock with prune juice and cover my face to avoid breathing in too much volcanic glass or toxic fumes. I then fumble to turn off my phone's recording feature one handed in the quickly encroaching darkness but then, from the depths of the Earth echo an opening arrangement of the Godzilla theme. Lava and fire spill out from below and assemble into a form of size I cannot calculate in the moment of sheer awe. Thirty stories at least, made tangible passion and private property property from Connecticut powered by nearly over two decades of the concentrated rage of countless internet forums, columnists and all other detractors of Triple H.

If my eyes were able to behold it the information they would process would appear as a composite shape of Samoa Joe and Bill Goldberg, two of the most powerful men to be at odds with WWE, and by extension, Triple H. But they cannot, though the sun's rays cannot penetrate the volcanic cloud the light emitted from the rage elemental is more than enough to compensate, instead of looking at it directly, I go back to filming the Godmodder.

The heat given off by the rage elemental dwarf's that of the surrounding lava and could turn whole cities to glassy deserts but in a violation of the laws of physics, all that heat is directed at the current object of its rage. The Godmodder reminds it of its previous target in many ways. Like Triple H and the McMahons, it changes the rules of the game to embarrass more popular talents and then forces them to serve it in humiliating roles to further damage their credibility. In that like hearing it roar "Enough is enough, its time for a CHANGE!" before charging at the Godmodder, seeking to trample whatever its very presence has not yet melted away, should not have been very surprising.

@piono: Try writing it as, say [[green: text]]. Note that green isn't capitalized. Works for pink, gray, purple, blue, teal, gold, cinnamon, forestgreen, white, red, and evil.

So that's how it works! I shout various algebraic equation while the Doomguy carves trigonometric functions on the ground, complete with graph. The MAASTRC-US continues to bombard the minions, as usual.

Morul has gathered all materials he need. 5/9

League champion: 6/10

edited 13th May '14 9:47:58 PM by ArmoredFury

"Yeah! Maths Rules!" I shout before quickly scribbling some notes◊ down on paper and throw it into the paradox.

I flip open my phone to call for some extra hands with my portal 5/30

Staff Charge 4/5

edited 13th May '14 9:44:20 PM by Wordless_Summons

Seeing that my wormhole only served to enhance the paradox, I facepalm and get up from the gunner's seat, deciding to take matters into my own hands. After my Goblin General mans the cannon and keeps it locked onto the godmodder on my orders, I throw a Creeper at the paradox hulk before focusing on the paradox itself. Psychically grabbing the paradox, I begin charging my powers in an attempt to tear it apart. The Winter Soldier has yet to arrive.

Sauron sends blasts of dark magic at the big paradox minions while fending off the lesser ones with his mace.

Charges: 5/7

Winter Soldier: 3/7

Psychic destruction: 1/8

Yeah, sorry about that charge. My teacher is kinda strict with the 'decimals in a fraction' thing. Although I think it's technically correct...hmm...

Eh, skewer it. I jump in the paradox, the robo-tenticle getting ripped into it. Also a few giraffes get sucked from the portal. I guess Ios and Ias must have something to do with it.

Herobrine:12/20

Epic Plan: 8.5/15 (is that good?)

edited 14th May '14 6:54:25 AM by Dimentiosome

9/20. Vogon realizes, just as he's about to bury the paperwork in peat, that his grandmother was already eaten by the Bugblatter Beast of Traal. Vogon begins to examine my request.

I use the LOGIC attack on the hulk.

The subreddit continues to focus its effort on the Paradox, only this time they're trying to tap into it in order to harness its powers.

I NOW begin planning with my future self.

Missile Status: 15/15 FIRE MISSILES!

Death Eaters:

5/10

Plan:

1/50

"Hold preparations, warriors. I'll. Clear a path for you."

Interstellar Polygalatic Badass Army 5/6 (Hold)

Battlefield-Clearing Orbital Strike 2/4

Q&A: Thanks fury, it wasn't working for me before, that's what I tried last time too. Oh well. Dimentiosome, you should charge your thing by 'fractions', you can't have a fraction of a charge, just round it up to nine. Sorry for ninja'ing you dreig. I usually update at school and the reason for the two early morning updates recently was me waking up early for some reason and being unable to fall asleep again. Two updates a day shall be extremely rare.

Announcement: I might do something of a side-quest because I recently realized you guys are doing a little less damage than compared to the health/damage ratio of the main game. Why does this matter? You'll see eventually.

The rage elemental appears! Too bad it was just the cinematic, if only the powers characters have in the cut scenes carried over to actual game play. Fury continues trying to weaken the paradox with math, but the weakening may be barely detectable, it is far from enough to effect the battle. Wordless assists, but it still isn't enough. If you guys have too much trouble, I might start giving you hints on how to beat the paradox, but not quite yet.

Ichigo throws a creeper at the paradox hulk dealing 750 damage. Dimentiosome attempts to attack the paradox head on, but all he succeeds is senselessly killing several giraffes. Earl uses a LOGIC attack on the paradox hulk, dealing a mere... 2500 damage. Wow. That worked unusually well. Jon unleashes his missile barrage! The massive barrage of warheads completely obliterating the big paradox minions and destroying a large number of the small ones.

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Battlefield:

The paradox minions and hulk charge at Sauron, who goes down immediately, they continue on to deal 2500 damage to Yukari.

The AGs immediately retaliate, while the subreddit and the Doomguy (ineffectively) attempt to bring down the paradox, the rest take down all but one of the regular paradox minions as well as the paradox hulk.

The godmodder then sends down 25 more paradox minions, 12 big paradox minions, and 2 paradox hulks. You guys ''REALLY'' want to deal with this issue.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 90/100

extremely big paradox [???]

Paradox minion x26 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

Big paradox minion x12 [PG]: Hp: 4000/4000

Paradox hulk x2 [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Rage Elemental [AG]: Hp: 3000/3000

Yukari [AG]: Hp: 25000/30000

Rameldria [AG]: Hp: 5750/6000

The Doomguy [AG]: Hp: 11500/12500

MAASTRC-US [AG]: Hp: 8500/15000

weaponized subreddit [AG]: Followers: 15/25

edited 14th May '14 1:50:31 PM by pionoplayer

Don't ninja me, I'm writing a post...

Dive the godmodder from above in a tank like the A team did in the movie.

I... do something unpredictable, what that is, is that I do a 16-hit combo on a paradox hulk!

Plan:

2/50

Death Eaters:

6/10

"Boundary: Balance of Motion and Silence!" Yukari fires orb shotgun blasts at the minions, while generating pentacles that are centered on a minion at the point they appear. In a few seconds, the pentacles fire a spiral of bullets from the center and disappear. Any minion that does not move out of a pentacle in time will have the bullets appear inside its body, destroying it utterly. See 1:03 in this video and imagine that in 3D (averting Space Is an Ocean-style Fridge Logic):

Rameldria attacks a Hulk with its sawblade. I take a moment to pull out my laptop and follow Earl's subreddit, then I dive at the other Hulk and bring Laevateinn's blade down on its... head?

Gems: 1

Pollutant level: 1

@piono: You're welcome.

Curses, it seems that math does not work again! I decided to shout various scientific constants while both of my entities nuke the AGs.

"Light travels at 299,792,458 m/s! You can't go faster than it! Water has density of 1 g/cm! 1 megaton in 1 million tons! One mole is 6.02 x 10²³!"

Morul has begun a mysterious construction! 6/9

League Champion: 7/10

edited 14th May '14 5:37:11 PM by ArmoredFury

Oh dear. This sucks. I know how much Ios hates people killing his giraffes. Eh, whatever. I'll just sell my soul to him like I got Jason to do a few months ago. Besides, GLaDOS is--ah crap. Well, at least it's ''Ios'' that's mad at me. It was such a stupid idea to rescue Ias from Hades. Seriously, all she did was give GLaDOS all her divine power, killing her in the process. I still have a feeling that the Elder God Graham My friend, whom of which I'm pretty sure invented the game I'm talking about must have sentenced her there for a reason. Or maybe the Elderer God. Or the Elderest God. Or the Elderester God. Or the Overly-Long God.

Well, enough meaningless (I dunno, it could be important later on) plot. I must come up with a 'brilliant' plan to save us all!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! IDEA!!!!!!! The Ugly Barnacle!!! I'm so smart. But wait. D'oh!! I don't have enough energy...hmm...and Steve? is turning the Delorean into the time warp...I know!!!! I'll create a charge FOR A CHARGE!!!

Also at this point I'm just running around throwing stuff, mainly those weird giraffe-ear thingies.

Herobrine whom of which can go screw himself at this point: 13/20

Epic Plan: Technically 9.5/15, but yeah, let's just say 10/15

Charge Until I Can Begin Summoning The Ugly Barnacle (CUICBSTUB (Pronounced Kook-be-stub)): 1/3 Is this a Crowning Moment Of Funny?

edited 14th May '14 6:20:19 PM by Dimentiosome

"Attention all gunners and tacticians, target the Paradox-type entities on the battlefield. Don't worry too much about the collateral, just try to avoid the Anti-Godmodder forces."

Interstellar Polygalactic Badass Army — 5/6 (Hold)

Battlefield-Clearing Orbital Strike — 3/4

As my attempt to psychically tear the paradox apart charges with some help from the warlocks, I grab the paradox with my bare hands (that are protected by psychically-charged energy), then attempt to separate it from the godmodder by pulling on it with enough force. I then have one of my goblins deliver a Dope Slap to Dimentiosome for bringing this paradox upon us, after which I blast the Paradox Hulks with Eye Beams. The Goblin General keeps the cannon aimed firmly at the godmodder while wondering when the Winter Soldier will get his butt over here, then decides to put firing the cannon on hold until the paradox is dealt with, thus allowing the blast to hit the godmodder without interference.

Charges: 6/7 (on hold)

Winter Soldier: 4/7

Psychic destruction: 2/8

edited 15th May '14 12:55:30 AM by IchigoMontoya

"Hmmmm" I throw on a pair of glasses, and start studying the portal.

Unfortunately, the mage guild doesn't have a land line, or mobile phones, for that matter. I send a magical message over to them, to send help, for my portal. 5/30

Staff Charge 4/5 (On Hold)

edited 14th May '14 11:50:37 PM by Wordless_Summons