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Mathleticism The storm has arrived. from anywhere crazy hijinks are happening. Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
The storm has arrived.
#3526: Dec 2nd 2014 at 5:46:01 PM

I use my momentum from punching the shark, to leap into the sky, and land on top of the Terror Ghast. I then punch it.

A Challenger Approaches! 2/10

The gathering of power... 1/30

Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!
JindraAG Wanderer from Where the path leads Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Wanderer
#3527: Dec 2nd 2014 at 5:55:09 PM

Delphinus (89/275 hyena, fseftr)

Reserve plan C (9/10 Not Charged)

Reserve Plan R (4/20)

I'll attempt to paint a tuba on the Godmodder's shield.

One charge for Hyena, Fseftr, and for someone else AG/N

Mathleticism The storm has arrived. from anywhere crazy hijinks are happening. Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
The storm has arrived.
#3528: Dec 2nd 2014 at 8:13:43 PM

I retrieve a iron sword from my belt, and stab the ghast in the face.

A Challenger Approaches! 3/10

The gathering of power... 2/30

Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!
trollllort The Endless Firestorm from the flames of madness Since: Aug, 2014 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
The Endless Firestorm
#3529: Dec 2nd 2014 at 8:31:07 PM

11/???[up][up][up](plus one dedicated from ichigo)

2/???

@poino: my bad.

Rayquaza uses Dragon Dance, boodting its attack and speed.

I then shoot the Ghast with a snowball SMG

3 plus ones

edited 2nd Dec '14 8:36:08 PM by trollllort

from the flames of creation all came...    and to the inferno of destruction it shall return.   
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#3530: Dec 2nd 2014 at 8:40:14 PM

I try to get into close range with the Terror Blaze and then spam Frostbolts at it's face to oblivion.

70/100, 10/100 (both [up])

3+1s

trollllort The Endless Firestorm from the flames of madness Since: Aug, 2014 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
The Endless Firestorm
#3531: Dec 2nd 2014 at 8:54:48 PM

I proceed to disguise myself as the godmodder, and vanish somewhere before...

*Trollllort startled the Witch!*

having vanishd again, the Witch notices the Godmodder, and thinking he was me, attack him.

13/???[up]

3/???

3 plus ones

from the flames of creation all came...    and to the inferno of destruction it shall return.   
Surt Crazy Awesome Personified from Perth, Australia Since: Aug, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Crazy Awesome Personified
#3532: Dec 2nd 2014 at 9:14:53 PM

I steal the Wither Skeleton's head and smash him with it.

True Conqueror [175/500] (Troll, Tabbune, Troll)

MEC-1: Warden [98/100](Troll, Tabbune, Troll)

Three to the AG pool.

Party time!
The_Hyena_King Hyena but with a crown Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Hyena but with a crown
#3533: Dec 2nd 2014 at 9:55:10 PM

I pour some water on the magma cube.

Okay, now how to find a body without an occupant? Avatar 10/?? (Claiming Surt, Troll, and Jindra)

The flare spell I'm working on is almost done charging. Flare 7/10 (Claiming Surt)

3+1's

edited 2nd Dec '14 9:55:34 PM by The_Hyena_King

Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#3534: Dec 2nd 2014 at 10:48:27 PM

72/100, 12/100 (both [up])

I cast a Frost Nova at the Terrors, reducing their attack until end of turn.

3+1s!

paradisedj32 pantheocidal maniac from soc. rep. of Felarya Since: Jan, 2011
pantheocidal maniac
#3535: Dec 3rd 2014 at 1:41:38 AM

Charges:

  • 20/50 battleship Halbred jindra
  • 17/20 SAM infantry

free action:I fire an anti-air rocket at the ghast.

2x[up]to mathleticism, [up] to jindra.

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
h2obox WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST? from Texas, Italy Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
#3536: Dec 3rd 2014 at 4:03:19 AM

Woody:32/50

Paranoia:94/200

I keep missing rounds tongue Also, I play pretty much entirely on an iPad. Does that count?

I smash the Mega Terror Magma Cube with a giant wall of text about how long his name is.

3 +1s.

edited 3rd Dec '14 4:04:26 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.
Wyld The bound soul from Just out of reach Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
The bound soul
#3537: Dec 3rd 2014 at 5:12:10 AM

magiteck Fortress city:194/400 [up], [up][up][up],[up][up][up][up] The Artist 15/200 [up], [up][up][up]

.... did you even leave?

whaaat? of course i left. i mean its not like i was too scared that i'd fall down and break me- i mean my neck... that would be silly.

... get back down there and climb up the mountain.

I use a replace x with y command to replace the dirt, minerals, and various types of rock with a very very very deep artificial well type thing, and trap the mega terror magma cube in that huge pit of water, that is hopefully too deep for it to jump out of.

HAH! ambiguously flounder your way out of that you stanky sulfur pile!

three plus ones.... that i doubt will be used this late in a round.

edited 3rd Dec '14 6:38:21 AM by Wyld

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shinycottoncandy Keeping cool from Unova (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Keeping cool
#3538: Dec 3rd 2014 at 5:49:02 AM

Chaos Emerald 5: 12/19 (h2o, Wyld)

Pokemon Summon: 28/50 (Wyld)

I attempt to recover after my attempt on the GM's shield inevitably backfires.

SoundCloud
pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#3539: Dec 3rd 2014 at 7:13:12 AM

5 rounds left...

Q&A: @paradise: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @shiny: you've got to come up with something. And you're not really limited where you are. @h2o: its fine, plenty of people have problems like that. And yeah, I suppose playing from your ipad counts. [down]paradise: either you need to wait until at least a little while after I've made my post, or not try to put in a third post, you literally posted less than five minutes after I started the update.

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paradise pulls out a concussion grenade, looks around for the sharknado, can't find it, looks about puzzledly, and then gets blasted by the grenade exploding in his hand. Shiny uses Feint, it wasn't very effective. The godmodder used Off Hand Back Hand on shiny! Its Super Effective! Fseftr douses the terror blaze, dealing 4500 damage to it, and jon splashes more water on the magma cube for 4500 as well. Jindra uses a powerful wind attack on the terror zombie pigman, dealing 5000 damage to the terror zombie pigman! It squeals in rage, and two oversized zombie pigmen appears out of nowhere to help it! Ichigo heals Deucalion for 3500 health.

Wyld prepares to knock the ghast's fire charge back at it. Sacred continues being mysterious. Fseftr [nja]s the terror blaze. Angry at having been ninja'd the blaze sends sparks everywhere, dealing 2000 damage to all the other terrors. The zombie pigman summons two more brutes. Pillow splashes a potion of fire resistance. The godmodder splashes everyone with milk, canceling it out. Ichigo tears into the terror wither skeleton, dealing 5500 damage to it. Hyena pokes the godmodder with a cocktail sword. The godmodder whirls around and pokes him with the banhammer, hyena goes flying. Math jumps on top of the terror ghast and punches it with extra momentum from his epic shark-punch, dealing 4000 damage to the ghast. Jindra attempts to paint a tuba on the godmodder's shield, but he took the shield down!

Math attempts to stab the ghast in the face, but the ghast suddenly moves backwards and math falls off! Troll begins rapid firing snowballs at the ghast, dealing 4500 damage. Tabbune spams frost bolts at the terror blaze, mini-critting and dealing 7500 damage. Troll startles a witch, but before it can attack the godmodder, a bunch of villagers tape a carrot to its nose clamoring for it to be burned at the stake.

Surt attempts to pull off the wither skele's head. He fails, but the attempt deals 4500 damage. Hyena pours a glass of water on the magma cube. It evaporates. Tabbune casts frost nova, but two of the terrors are made of fire, making the spell ineffective. Paradise fires an anti-air rocket at the ghast, dealing 4000 damage. h2o drops a wall of text on the magma cube, dealing 4000 damage. Wyld attempts to change the structure of the ground beneath the terrors, but this isn't a server, its tvtropes! There aren't commands! Shiny rushes back to the battlefield after being knocked skyward by the godmodder.

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End of Turn Battle

Wyld attempts to punch the ghasts fire-ball back at it, but discovers that its a bit harder than that. He does however, foil the ghast's attack by being exploded instead of what the ghast targeted. The terror blaze unleashes a spray of fireballs, dealing 10K damage to Death, War and Famine as well as burning them. Three of the four horsemen, as well as Samaritan, all target the terror blaze, the blaze is too far out of reach for the agents to hit it, but the three horsemen all do. Terror blaze warring, starved and minus 15K health.

Rayquaza performs dragon dance, deucalion attacks the terror zombie pigman, dealing 10K damage, but the terror zombie pigman summons two more brutes, and then retaliates with its swarm of brutes, dealing 25K damage to Deucalion. The magma cube jumps on Samaritan, reducing integrity by 10%, and the wither skeleton smashes rayquaza, dealing 20K damage and inflicting wither.

Samaritan regens 1 integrity, the three burning horsemen all take 2.5K damage, but so do all PGs (two new zombie pigbrutes), Rayquaza takes 5K damage, the terror blaze takes 7.5K damage.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 42/100: The Banhammer [A]

Mega Terror Magma Cube [PG]: Hp: 107000/120000

Terror Zombie Pigman [PG]: Hp: 480500/500000

Zombie pigbrutes x2 [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Zombie pigbrutes x6 [PG]: Hp: 7500/10000

Terror Wither Skeleton [PG]: Hp: 735500/750000

Terror Ghast [PG]: Hp: 583000/600000

Terror Blaze [PG]: Hp: 313000/350000 [warring: 1 round] [starved: 3 rounds]

Samaritan [AG]: System Integrity: 91% Gather Info || Send Feds ||| Brute Force Hacking |||||

Conquest [AG]: Hp: 100000/100000

War [AG]: Hp: 87500/100000 [burned: 2 rounds]

Famine [AG]: Hp: 87500/100000 [burned: 2 rounds]

Death [AG]: Hp: 87500/100000 Death:    |    [burned: 2 rounds]

Deucalion [AG]: Hp: 22000/90000

Rayquaza [AG]: Hp: 25000/50000. Dragon Dance: || Iron Tail: || Extremespeed: ||| [dragon dance] [withered: 2 rounds]

Tabbune: Blue crystals x3 [A]

jondanger: Red Glare [A]: Durability: 10%

h2obox: Elemental Chainaxe [A]

jindra: Tempest Edge [A]: Durability: 70%

Ichigo Montoya: Red Lyrium Sword [A]: Durability: 90%

shiny: chaos emeralds: green,blue,red,yellow [A]

Zbse’s sidequest: 5/151 pages found

edited 4th Dec '14 7:01:55 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
paradisedj32 pantheocidal maniac from soc. rep. of Felarya Since: Jan, 2011
pantheocidal maniac
#3540: Dec 3rd 2014 at 7:18:13 AM

(@[up]: I was quite certain that you hadn't posted yet when I made this post. oh well,[nja]s happen

charges:

  • 22/50 battleship halbred -H20box
  • SAM infantry: 20/20 -Wyld H20 box ready to deploy' (this is particularly based on the CIV 4 SAM infantry :http://civilization.wikia.com/wiki/SAM_infantry_%28Civ4%29) -A battalion of infantry soldiers armed with ground-to-air rockets that are effective against flying enemies. they also carry submachineguns to allow limited defense against ground targets.

Free action: I build some pitfall traps around the battlefield, hoping that I can immobilize at least some of the ground-based nether terrors.

Charges: [up]to H20, 2x[up] to cotton candy.

edited 3rd Dec '14 8:26:08 AM by paradisedj32

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
shinycottoncandy Keeping cool from Unova (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Keeping cool
#3541: Dec 3rd 2014 at 11:40:58 AM

So, I'm still neutral? Okay, but I might still direct some actions specifically at PG forces

Chaos Emerald 5: 14/19

Pokemon Summon: 30/50

I create an acid spray that spreads throughout the battlefield. Though, it is so weak an acid that it does no more than 100 damage to any entity/mob not explicity weak to acid.

Thanks, paradise. Have a plus one for the Halberd.

2 free +1's

SoundCloud
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#3542: Dec 3rd 2014 at 12:07:20 PM

I splash Deucalion with a cauldron's worth of healing potions.

Deucalion lifts the Terror Wither Skeleton into the air and hurls it at the Mega Terror Magma Cube.

Cannon: 24/30 (Claiming one of Jindra's +1s.)

Saren Arterius: 5/70

Three +1s are now available.

The_Hyena_King Hyena but with a crown Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Hyena but with a crown
#3543: Dec 3rd 2014 at 12:14:20 PM

"Rrhg." I land in a quite painful way. Probably best not to try something like that when I'm physical.

Rummaging through my massive inventory, I find a doll that might make a suitable body... No wait, this thing is really creepy, and wearing a shirt that proclaims a different faction. Avatar 13/?? (Claiming Shiny, Ichigo)

I throw said creepy doll at the god modder. (Free action)

The flare spell is ready. I send a torrent of uncontrolled magical energy at the Zombie pigbrutes. Flare 10/10 (Claiming Shiny, Ichigo)

Givng +1's to Surt, Jindra, and somebody else AG/N

edited 3rd Dec '14 12:16:27 PM by The_Hyena_King

Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#3544: Dec 3rd 2014 at 12:39:31 PM

I teleport a rain cloud above the Mega Terror Magma Cube.

Ship:

125/250

Queen Sectonia:

48/300

3x+1s!

fseftr Since: Dec, 2013
#3545: Dec 3rd 2014 at 12:46:49 PM

12/? [up][up][up],[up]

12/? [up],[up][up]

Famine, War target terror ghast. Conquest target terror blaze. Samaritan target terror wither skeleton

@piono Maybe you should buff player attacks a little, hmm? At least temporarily, ~8,000 damage per round is really little in this fight of mega entities

I give the terror blaze a great idea, a lightbulb appears over its head, and drops onto it.

3x +1

edited 3rd Dec '14 2:24:23 PM by fseftr

IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#3546: Dec 3rd 2014 at 12:57:55 PM

I shout the Elder Swear at the godmodder.

Deucalion grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays the Mega Terror Magma Cube with it.

Cannon: 26/30 (Claiming the last of Jon's +1.)

Saren Arterius: 7/70 (Claiming one of Fseftr's +1s.)

One for Fseftr, one for Jon, one for Surt.

fseftr Since: Dec, 2013
#3547: Dec 3rd 2014 at 2:25:43 PM

14/? Ichigo last update

14/? Ichigo

I splash a take-more-damage potion on the terror blaze

3x +1

JindraAG Wanderer from Where the path leads Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Wanderer
#3548: Dec 3rd 2014 at 3:02:49 PM

Delphinus (94/275 paradise, fseftr[up],[up][up][up], hyena)

Reserve plan C (9/10 Not Charged)

Reserve Plan R (5/20)

I'll bring in a cloud of mist to hopefully control all the burning.

2x +1's to fseftr, 1x to paradise.

edited 3rd Dec '14 4:10:58 PM by JindraAG

Wyld The bound soul from Just out of reach Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
The bound soul
#3549: Dec 3rd 2014 at 3:23:22 PM

magiteck Fortress city:196/400 [up][up] The Artist 17/200 [up][up]

well, you managed to climb it in just under four hours. honestly im impressed, thats the biggest improvement I've ever seen.

really?

yep. Too bad even with that improvement its only the second worst time i've seen.

...

welp, now time for your real workout

okay.... i am going to be donig next to no damage compared to these thing's health so... time to just screw with them.

I try once again to redirect the ghast's charge at itself, but using this very sentance as a wiffle bat!.

And judging from what i know of ghasts, they cant take even a single hit from a direct fire charge. course, a terror is probably vastly different.

three plus ones

edited 3rd Dec '14 5:37:05 PM by Wyld

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pillowmantis Happy Box Hater Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
Happy Box Hater
#3550: Dec 3rd 2014 at 3:39:55 PM

45/100 22/100

I start dust bombing the ghast. So it needs to close its eyes. Which it opens when it fires. I'm out of ideas so I punch myself

5 rounds till what?

edited 3rd Dec '14 3:42:23 PM by pillowmantis

Why is a yam attacking me?

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