Destroy The Godmodder

I continue charging, in a silent way. Summon avatar: 4/?? , Flare: 3/10

And for my one off, I'm taking another round with the terlen.

3X+1s.

edited 1st Dec '14 3:07:10 PM by The_Hyena_King

6/???

1/???

Raquaza uses Dragon Dance for a buff, getting ready to deal some ludicrous damage next turn...

I use chain lightning on the terlen

3 plus ones

44/100 20/100

I didn't expect it to work. If I did I would've tried slash ban. I decide that the fight isn't worth having since we can switch to all the tropes. I laugh the idea off and do the stupidest thing I can think of before /ban. I transform into a literaal one winged angel and slap (attempted anyways) the godmodder with my only wing. I then redirect both my 100 charges to my BOI items thing.

I want to be mean sometimes so ultimate douchebag mode engaged 3+1 to everybody but fester. This is for the petty reason that you said I shouldn't get the hopes up about the Samaritan.

Delphinus (78/275 troll, hyena, pillow)

Reserve plan C (9/10 Not Charged)

Reserve Plan R (2/20)

And now I'll just stab a Terlen with a spare spear. If possible the one I tossed up earlier.

a +1 to both Cathari's charges, and to surt's true conqueror.

edited 1st Dec '14 5:26:03 PM by JindraAG

3/? troll, hyena

3/? troll, hyena

I spam /ban Godmodder so much it annoys everyone in all of reality. When they come to exact harsh vengeance, I say the Godmodder did it.

3x +1

I punch the nearest PG mob in a FURIOUS RAGE!

1/10 A challenger approaches!

I grab a baseball bat, light it on fire, and go ape with it on a terlen.

True Conqueror [171/500] (Jindra, Pillow, fseftr)

MEC-1: Warden [94/100](Pillow, fseftr)

Three charges to the AG crew! Do try to claim them this time, Bond.

magiteck Fortress city:187/400 The Artist 10/200

allright, forget technique training for now. there is little you can do if you don't have the proper body to train in... so start running.

i...what?

This is only the gate to the dojo. the actual facility is two miles in... that direction.

i... guess thats not so-

straight up that mountain. You will climb it everyday, until you can run up its steepest faces. After This will be your morning workout every day that we continue training you. There is much to do afterwards.

I stare at the.... unusual creature in front of me for a moment, i say There is almost certainly nothing you could sell me that i want, that i couldn't simply take for free. I died once already, and I got better. I don't believe i need help anymore, you aren't a true mage until you've died at least once and lived to tell about it.

I then teleport up above the planet that mayor may not be a fictional earth which may or may not contain gratuitous amounts of life, and accelerate its descent upon the battlefield using the Game Master's(not the god modder's) health bar.I am guessing it is a rather large health bar.

three plus ones. to whomever that dare to fight.

edited 2nd Dec '14 10:15:54 AM by wyld

I try to freeze the raindrops at the top of the Terlens.

67/100, 7/100. (Both )

3+1s!

edited 1st Dec '14 8:29:55 PM by Tabbune

Well, now that that's done...I chuck a webpage with the completed fic at the Godmodder's health bar, boosting or debuffing things with random Inception noises.

I try to freeze a Terlen. From the inside.

68/100, 8/100

3+1s!

Dang... work and illness really kept me down.

summons:

• 17/4050 battleship halbred (probably better to give this one a bit more power, considering the size)
• 15/20 SAM infantry.

Free action: I use my diamond pickaxe to remove a block from the GM's nether portal, thus breaking it.

Aids: 2x to fsefter, to mathleticism.

6 rounds left...

Q&A: @wyld: D'oh, I'm sorry. I'll buff your first attack by way of apology. @fseftr: Yeah, I remember. I've gotten used to the horrible formatting system tvtropes has, so I'm good. Thanks for reposting the stats. @math: hello, and welcome to DTG. @wolf: Once again, you have to post the total charge time when unleashing a charged action. @paradise, dang. Well, glad you're back, and hope you're feeling better. @troll: Dragon dance wasn't ready yet.

Randomly, I wonder how many people here are either non-native English speakers, somehow manage to play this without understanding English, or are just playing this from their phones.

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Hyena talons one of the Terlen, dealing 4000 damage. Ichigo throws shurikens at the Terlen, dealing 3500 to one. Wyld launches Earth at the battlefield. The godmodder's patented Anti-Punfield™ de-capitalizes it, just turning into a large chunk of dirt. This still kills a Terlen and deals 2000 damage to Bill Muray. Jindra tosses a terlen in the air. It continues flying and takes a bite out of jindra. Sacred grabs him and moves him to a distant mountain, but fails to talk him down from his rage. Ichigo summons himself a sword, and then tears into a Terlen, dealing 5500 damage to it. jondanger fires a clay walrus. It explodes when it hits the godmodder's shield. And then fseftr summons two massive entities. Samaritan added. The four horsemen added.

Hyena attacks the terlen again, critting and killing it. Troll unleashes a round of chain lightning, mini-critting and dealing 1500 to all four. Pillow goes into a rather disappointing One-Winged Angel mode, and proceeds to walk into the godmodder's shield. Ouch. Jindra grabs a spear, and spears a terlen, dealing 3500 damage. Fseftr begins spamming /ban. Everyone begins looking at him strangely as he just sits there, muttering to himself. Math suddenly appears, punching a shark in the nose, taking advantage of the earlier shark-punching lessons, and dealing 6000 damage. Surt goes to town on a terlen with a flaming baseball bat, dealing 4500 damage. Wyld teleports away from sacred, and then learns just why you don't anger the game master. Tabbune begins freezing raindrops, the Terlen begin getting hypothermia, and all take 1000 damage. wolf throws a web page at the godmodder's health bar. It bounces off the godmodder's shield instead. Tabbune freezes the inside of terlen, killing it. Paradise attempts to break the godmodder's portal, but can't get through the shield.

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End of Turn Battle

The Terlen, to clear up the Game Master's space, eat Bill Muray and the martial artist. They are then completely curb-stomped by the mass of ridiculously overpowered entities currently dominating the field. The sharknado, now devoid of sharks, dissipates.

The godmodder steps back, his shield goes down, lightning flashes, and five massive, hulking terrors burst out of the portal. The nether mobs. He's seriously stepping it up a notch. He looks up, and dismisses the rain.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 42/100: The Banhammer [A]

Mega Terror Magma Cube [PG]: Hp: 120000/120000

Terror Zombie Pigman [PG]: Hp: 500000/500000

Terror Wither Skeleton [PG]: Hp: 750000/750000

Terror Ghast [PG]: Hp: 600000/600000

Terror Blaze [PG]: Hp: 350000/350000

Samaritan [AG]: System Integrity: 100% Gather Info || Send Feds ||| Brute Force Hacking |||||

Conquest [AG]: Hp: 100000/100000

War [AG]: Hp: 100000/100000

Famine [AG]: Hp: 100000/100000

Death [AG]: Hp: 100000/100000 Death:    |   

Deucalion [AG]: Hp: 53500/90000

Rayquaza [AG]: Hp: 50000/50000. Dragon Dance: || Iron Tail: || Extremespeed: |||

Tabbune: Blue crystals x3 [A]

jondanger: Red Glare [A]: Durability: 10%

h2obox: Elemental Chainaxe [A]

jindra: Tempest Edge [A]: Durability: 75%

Ichigo Montoya: Red Lyrium Sword [A]: Durability: 100%

shiny: chaos emeralds: green,blue,red,yellow [A]

Zbse’s sidequest: 5/151 pages found

edited 2nd Dec '14 12:12:51 PM by pionoplayer

Wait- Six rounds until WHAT??!?? Anyway...

Charges:

• 18/50 battleship Halbred
• 16/20 SAM infantry

Free action: I toss concussion grenades into the sharknado, hoping to disrupt the airflow (or whatever bulls****physik that movie used) in order to neutralize (or at least weaken) it.

Aids: 3 s to anyone anti-godmodder.

I'm switching to AG. I don't like the looks of the countdown, and I want to do something before it reaches 0.

Chaos Emerald 5: 9/19

Pokemon Summon: 26/50

I use the Pokemon Move 'Feint' on the Godmodder in an attempt to get rid of the shield.

6/? Paradise x2

6/? Paradise x2

I douse the terror blaze with terror water

I tell all my entities to target it. (When I say this, death is not included)

3x +1

I splash water in the Mega Terror Magma Cube's face.

Ship:

123/250

Queen Sectonia:

47/300

3x+1s!

Delphinus (82/275 paradise, jon, fseftr)

Reserve plan C (9/10 Not Charged)

Reserve Plan R (3/20)

I'll use a CUTTING WIND EDGE on the TERROR ZOMBIE PIGMAN.

Jon, Paradise, and Fseftr each get a +1.

After sending a call out to Saren Arterius, I cast Full Heal on Deucalion before preparing for my next move.

Brandishing his claws, Deucalion viciously mauls the Terror Zombie Pigman.

Cannon: 20/30 (Claiming the last of Fseftr's +1s.)

Saren Arterius: 2/70 (Claiming one of Jon's +1s.)

Got three +1s over here.

magiteck Fortress city:190/400 , The Artist 13/200 ,

well, it aperently took you the entire day to get to the top. Come back tommorow, i do not train new recruits at night.

wait what about-

tommorow

I grin in delight at the armies lining up on both sides. dear lord, this is going to be FANTASTIC! I jump in front of whatever the ghast's target would have been for the round and punch it's charge back at it. or at least at one of the terror mobs. angry as i am, i cant resist joining a side clearly so outmatched in this situation!

three plus ones.

edited 2nd Dec '14 1:28:46 PM by Wyld

I shrug and resume my mysterious task. The black grain of sand spreads into a small pinch-full.

   Dark Citadel Foundation:3/50   

9/? , Ichigo

9/? , Jindra

I use the emoticon on the terror blaze

3x +1

46/100 22/100

Nice pun. Kicking it up a NOTCH. I look at the monsters and decide to use a flame resistance potion on everyone. Splash.

I tear into the Terror Wither Skeleton with my Red Lyrium Sword.

Deucalion impales the Terror Ghast with his spear-cane.

Cannon: 22/30 (Claiming the last of Wyld's +1s.)

Saren Arterius: 4/70 (Claiming one of Fseftr's +1s.)

One for Jon, one for Troll, and one for Fseftr.

I walk up to the god modder's reflection on the astral plane and poke him with an astral plastic cocktail sword. (One off.)

I make some progress towards making my current semi-tangible form fit into a less spiritual vessel. Summon avatar: 6/?? (claiming one of fseftr's +1's)

"More already? We just finished off the sharks." I probably shouldn't speak with a mouthful of elderitch magic, but do so anyway. Flare: 5/10 (Claiming the last of fseftr's +1's)

3X+1s as usual.