Destroy The Godmodder

6/20. Request sent.

I take a Paradox minion and piledrive it, Zangief-style

The Subreddit directly attacks the paradox with science-related posts

Having just regained my senses after recent events, I decide to go back to recording the Godmodder, but before I can I am interrupted by a message, containing much footage I would have been unable to film from the Chikara interruption up until Triple H's pin fall victory.

Against my better judgment, I do not ask who my mysterious benefactor is but instead upload the material straight to youtube, where it spreads through the world in a wildfire. The sight of Triple H pinning the Godmodder causes thousands of people to burst into flames, which gather together into a burning rage elemental that precedes to go on a rampage.

Arrival, 1/3

Summoning 4/4

With the ritual complete, sinister music plays as the dark lord himself, Sauron, arrives on the scene and strides onto the battlefield. As the cannon charges, the warlocks use their magic to help power my upcoming wormhole.

Sauron brings his mace down upon the head of a paradox minon, then sends a few more flying with another swing.

Charges: 2/7

Wormhole: 2/4

Sauron? Big yes. VERY BIG YES.

I just got a hideously evil idea. I'll tell you latter...

edited 10th May '14 4:03:47 PM by OmegaShadowcry

Seeing the new enemies arrive the battlefield, I have a realization, and shout "Does the set of all those sets that do not contain themselves contain itself?"

After finishing the summoning circle, I begin mixing a solution of quicksilver. 2/30

I begin to charge power within my staff. 1/5

Now that I am finally unbanned...

20/20.

I shout the final word of the incantation as the sky darkens, lightning cracks, and the earth shakes. A vertical purple line of glowing energy appears, and opens up into a huge portal looking out on the fantastical land known as Gensokyo. Any entities that travel through it cannot be mind-controlled.

I disappear through the portal, and I return accompanied by none other than Yukari Yakumo, the Yōkai of Boundaries herself. She would probably have 50000 HP at this point. I put on my outfit, which is a Flandre cosplay costume with working wings and Laevateinn, and take off into the sky. Yukari manipulates the border between Logic and Nonsense to make the Really Big Paradox make sense. In the meantime I unleash danmaku explosions on the Godmodder's minions.

Gems: 3

I'm just gonna...bump this thread...

Q&A: dimentiosome, you don't have to bump the thread, I can't update on Sundays. The only reason I'm updating now is because I woke up early, and you can join the main session if you like, try not to argue with twin too much (pot calling the kettle black, I know) and you should be fine as long as you follow the rules. I'm still following you omega, but there is no way I can actually make the different character types matter here. And indirect, you seem to be confused, no one pinned the godmodder. The godmodder never stepped into the ring. The kraken did and mopped the floor with everyone before it got turned into calamari and then all of your wrestling people started wailing on each other. But okay, 3 charge rage elemental inbound.

dimentiosome realizes that dimentio only means bad news, and begins to flip out, but calms down when he realizes his stuff is working. however, his 1/3 charge collides with chekhovs rock that will likely do nothing, as it just got absorbed by the paradox. Fury directs his summons and jon kills the weakened paradox minion. Earl pile-drives a minion, dealing 750 damage to it. Then Sauron hits the field. Huh. Only 5000 health, being really overpowered still doesn't help you if your charge is small I guess.

Wordless shouts his paradox... and the paradox gets bigger! Oops. Then... wow, that portal is really big... And, oh crap. Yukari. Wonderful. But no, yukari only has 30000 hitpoints. Still a lot though.

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Battlefield:

Sauron smashes into the paradox minions, dealing 1000 damage to three of them thanks to the team buff currently going on. Yukari unleashes a logic perversion that disrupts the paradox immensely, causing the subreddit's attack to crit against the paradox dealing ?? damage. The Doomguy and the [OLAC] tank open fire on the paradox minions, destroying all of them.

Five more paradox minions hits the field, backed up two a large paradox minions, but it seems they have all taken damage upon entry because of the paradox's instability.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 90/100

very big paradox [???]: Hp: ???/???

Paradox minion x5 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1500

Big paradox minion x2 [PG]: Hp: 3000/4000

Yukari [AG]: Hp: 30000/30000

Sauron [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000

The Doomguy [AG]: Hp: 11750/12500

MAASTRC-US [AG]: Hp: 8750/15000

weaponized subreddit [AG]: Followers: 16/25

AKB 0048 [AG]: here for 1 rounds

edited 12th May '14 2:28:55 AM by pionoplayer

"I claim this workshop IN THE NAME OF INVENTIIIOOOOOON!"

Morul Cabununil, blacksmith has claimed a Metalsmith Forge! 3/9

The summon takes longer than Bob expects. 4/10

I throw a slag grenade a the paradox minions, which increases the damage they will take on top of its own explosion.

Yukari uses Boundary: Curse of Dreams and Reality. She starts firing two large energy orbs at a time, one of which splits into a bunch of crossing bullet grids, and the other of which splits into streams of bullets aimed at the paradox minions. I fly over one of the big paradox minions and strafe it with danmaku. I also take out a radio, turn the volume Up To Eleven, and play this song:

Gems: 4

edited 12th May '14 5:51:46 AM by Dreigonix

I RETURN FROM RELEVANCY aka mothers house to chuck lightning at the Godmodder

A-A-CN Turret: 3/30

I cast a libra spell, hoping to learn the stats of the paradox.

Stars: 10/33

Level i Flare: 10/150

edited 12th May '14 6:42:45 AM by TheAirman

A portal conveniently opens up next to me, with 200 portal guns pouring out. You have no idea what oh wait yes you do. Seriously, everyone check out what's happening on that thread right now.

Hmm. Well, I better— huh. hello, weirdly-coloured version of me. Must be a temporal replicsimile version of me. I'll bet one of them will go to the Minecraft forum to hunt down Dimentio, the other will stay here. ...Although I probably sacrificed the Herobrine charge again. AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Well, all that drama should—wait. Why's that portal flickering!!?? It's leading somewhere else!!! On the other side is....Oh my Quad, no. nonononoNO!!! I got rid of you MONTHS ago!!! It's...it's...

(Unnecessary cliffhanger)

Herobrine: 10/20

Epic Plan: 65/150

Death ray: 4/5

edited 12th May '14 2:47:23 PM by Dimentiosome

As my cannon charges and the wormhole's power increases, I send out a call to the Winter Soldier. I also make a mental note to make my summoning charges more powerful.

Sauron grabs a paradox minion by the face and slams it into the ground, then smashes another one with his mace before blasting a big paradox minion with dark magic.

Charges: 3/7

Wormhole: 3/4

Winter Soldier: 1/7

I fire my Venus Magnum.

Missile Status:

13/15

Death Eaters:

3/10

Triple H pinned the Godmodder outside of the ring while he was unconscious and called it a win because has that kind of creative control from dating the boss's daughter.

While I finally get back to filming the Godmodder's antics, my phone buzzes with a severe weather warning. A burning rage elemental burned through the state of Connecticut, destroying Linda' McMahon's third senatorial campaign through sound debating which gained it public support and the incineration of Vince McMahon's assets, two tactics that caused it to grow further in size and strength. It is now headed this way to get its final revenge on the one who started the mess by refusing to put over Daniel Bryan.

Arrival 2/3

"If only you could see this $#*% going on down here! Like a friggin 2_fort round on drugs!"

Interstellar Polygalactic Badass Army 5/6

7/20 The Vogon receives the request, but is already tied up with trying to save his own grandmother.

I use a harpoon, Scorpion-style, on one of the big minions.

"GET OVER HERE!"

I pull him in and punch him squarely in the face.

The subreddit launces a Ragecomic attack on the paradox.

I lay a large field of upright nails on the ground below where the godmodder is expected to fly to. When the godmodder appears, I fire gravity and inertia restoration rays to suddenly restore both in the the vacinity.

Ok, time for plan B. I shout "1+1=2!, 2+2=4!, 3+3=6!"

I pour the mixture of quicksilver into the groves made by the summoning circle. 3/30

Staff Charge 2/5

Q&A: Okay dimentio, are you wanting me to summon the entities you're sending to the battlefield of the main game over there? If you're really planning on affecting it, you might want to just make an MCForums account and play yourself. But no, you didn't sacrifice the herobrine charge.

Morul claims a workshop, and fury throws a slag grenade, dealing 250 damage to three paradox minions. Yukari prepares one of her nastiest spell cards, and dreig starts off early, strafing the big paradox minions for 500 damage to each. Trip chucks lightning at the godmodder, but it gets absorbed by the paradox! Airman casts a libra spell and discovers that the paradox doesn't have hit points, but instead uses something so weirdly convoluted you just have to try to hurt it and hope you deal damage!

Drama unfolds as dimentiosome's portaling takes an unexpected turn! The suspense is unbearable! While the drama unfolds, past dimentiosome follows Dimentio, attempting to track him down. jon opens fire into the wide blue sky. Your aim is crap jon, or maybe you aren't, actually, I find the second more likely. The rage elemental grows ever nearer... And earl grabs one of the big paradox minions and slams it in the face for 1000 damage. Bugsniper attempts to use gravity and nails to harm the godmodder, but the godmodder doesn't appear, he's up in the paradox! Wordless shouts basic math problems, dealing ? damage to the paradox.

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Battlefield:

The paradox minions all gang up on Yukari, dealing 2250 damage before the AG offensive mounts. Sauron beats down two more paradox minions, and Yukari's swarm of danmaku takes out most of the rest. There are three entities left that haven't attacked yet. There are no survivors among the opposing team.

The godmodder summons even more paradox minions to fight for him! there are now ten paradox minions and four big paradox minions! Uh oh, AKB 0048 have finished their numbers, and just left. No more combat boost.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 90/100

very big paradox [???]

Paradox minion x10 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

Big paradox minion x4 [PG]: Hp: 4000/4000

Yukari [AG]: Hp: 27750/30000

Sauron [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000

The Doomguy [AG]: Hp: 11750/12500

MAASTRC-US [AG]: Hp: 8750/15000

weaponized subreddit [AG]: Followers: 16/25

edited 13th May '14 1:52:38 AM by pionoplayer

Morul runs around the fortress screaming.

"I demand steel! I demand diorite! I demand tanzanite! I demand kitten bone! I demand mahogany logs! I demand clear glass! I demand…" 4/9

Bob is still summoning. 5/10

I shout "What is the limit of infinity?!" at the Paradox.

"7 squared is 49! 22 cubed is 10648! 9! is 362880!"

I finish off filling the summoning circle with quicksilver 4/30

Charge Staff 3/5

I use my five Gems to open a giant rainbow gate in the air. Out of the gate flies...

MEGA RARE

Rameldria, the Sawblade Dragon of Light!◊

Yukari fires rapid rings of purple kunai to fend off the minions attacking her. I shout "Taboo: Laevateinn!" and slash at the other minions with a giant flaming lightsaber. Pollutants from the mine are beginning to build up and are collected and stored.

Gems: 0

Pollutant level: 1

What's the formatting for orange text?

edited 13th May '14 10:30:38 AM by Dreigonix

Suddenly, a loud clap of thunder is heard, and dark storm clouds roll in, covering the sky entirely. A flash of lightning strikes the earth, and where it struck appears a mysterious figure wearing a long black cloak.

\*bRaHiAn1 has entered the battle*

try cinnamon

edited 13th May '14 7:01:48 AM by bRaHiAn1