Destroy The Godmodder

Amazed by Jon's Crazy Awesome chain reaction attack, I punt a large pumpkin at the Terlen.

Deucalion reveals the spearhead located in the tip of his cane, then impales the wounded Terlen with it.

Cannon: 10/30

Red Lyrium Sword: 7/20

And here's three +1s.

edited 28th Nov '14 11:59:32 AM by IchigoMontoya

I have the KV-2.09 continue firing at the terlen. I also begin rigging it with explosives such that when it dies, it'll leave a massive explosion.

Bound Amulet (76/500) (x2: Jondanger 23, : Ichigo Montoya)

Cathyland (66/1000) (x2: Jondanger 23, : Ichigo Montoya)

Three Free +1 charges.

Delphinus (64/275 jon, ichigo, cathari)

Reserve plan C (6/10)

I'll pull out a croquette mallet and swing it at one of the Terlen.

a +1 to Jon, Ichigo, and Cathari.

I fire a sawed-off shotgun at the Terlen while my armor's AI plays this bit of Awesome Music.

Deucalion teams up with the martial artist for a tag team attack on the Terlen.

Cannon: 12/30 (Claiming one of Cathari's +1s.)

Red Lyrium Sword: 10/20 (Using the +1 provided by Jindra.)

This just in, we have three +1s up for grabs.

edited 28th Nov '14 11:59:10 AM by IchigoMontoya

I didn't make it clear that each item was going to be a seperate 100 charge. Ik that they work differently. I wasn't implying they could beat a gm summon I just was trying to give a basic description.

I do a flanderization effect on my self. I start doing unclear things for no reason. Because I'm a failure no charging for me

edited 28th Nov '14 12:02:41 PM by pillowmantis

I sling a gas tank at a Terlen's mouth and shoot it Jaws style, then wince with regret when it explodes.

Dark Citadel Foundation: 4/50 (claiming all 3 of Ichigo's

magiteck Fortress city:180/400[

9/10 The Warlock's Revenge you tried little mage, you really did. something... isnt right... But I can't let you leave like this! so much.... mild fury at getting your but kicked by people while... you were... mind controlled.... wow thats a really odd situation. Hmmm... maybe i can break the floor or something or... so before you go, ill just take this ...what? and this... no, NO NO! WHAT???!! and finally, this. ...*headfloor*

i like the creativity bonus, ive almost never used the same attack so far and i just want to stare in disappointment at all the RPG's ichigo fires out everywhere.

three plus ones

edited 28th Nov '14 12:27:31 PM by Wyld

Samaritan: 287/300 , Ichigo

The Four Horsemen: 287/300 , Ichigo

I cast dispel weather. Don't know if that's an actual thing, but it sounds real. "Real".

3x +1

I tie on a fuckton of explosion-resistant toy sharks to the outer surfaces of the KV-2.09 that will go flying once the tank explodes.

Bound Amulet (79/500) (x6: Jindra, :fseftr)

Cathyland (68/1000) (:fseftr)

Three Free +1 Charges.

40/100 16/100

I flip the battlefield so that gravity is about two thymes higher. Then I press a button. Toontanic is falling on battlefield.

Samaritan: 290/300 ,

The Four Horsemen: 290/300 , Cathari's 1st

I heal the KV-2.09

3x +1

94/???

16/16 I take h20s battleaxe, and turn it into a chainaxe

I reverse the polarity of the godmodders sheild.

three plus ones.

edited 28th Nov '14 3:08:14 PM by trollllort

Delphinus (66/275 Troll)

Reserve plan C (7/10)

I'll try throwing a Terlen at the Godmodder.

3x +1's for AG/N

there magiteck Fortress city:180/400

10/10 The Warlock's Revenge: all right now... off you go! a tear in reality opens up above the battle field... and quickly closes after a single thing falls through. it then procededs to land on some random unfortunate entity/player on the battlefield

62/100, 2/100

I Frostbolt the Terlen that Jindra throws, causing it to become harder.

3+1s!

edited 28th Nov '14 9:34:52 PM by Tabbune

Q&A: @sacred: you don't get to claim multiple +1s from the same post for one charge. You only claimed 1 from ichigo. @pillow: Oh, okay. Carry on then.

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jondanger sets off a Rube Goldberg Hates Your Guts chain reaction that results in a googleplex mile long dragon trying to kill the godmodder. Unfortunately, due to a miscalculation of distance on the part of the dragon, it arrives about a centimeter in length and is eaten by a chihuahua. Ichigo punts a pumpkin at a terlen, killing it. Cathari begins rigging the KV with explosives. The more explosives rigged, the more spectacular the death. Jindra smacks a Terlen with a croquet mallet, dealing 4000 damage. Ichigo fires a sawed-off-shotgun to music, dealing 4000 damage to one of the terlen. Pillow attempts to flanderize himself and fail, but he fails so hard he fails at failing and goes back to being regular old useful pillowmantis. Confused yet? Sacred whirls a gas canister into the mouth of a terlen, then blowing it up with a gun shot, dealing a mini-critted 7000 damage.

Fseftr casts dispel weather. The sharknado stops and one of the Terlen, not paying attention, hits the ground with a thud. 3000 damage. Cathari applies more explosives. Pillow amplifies the gravity on the battle field by two thymes. WAA!!! Oh no you don't! Get out of here! The toontanic hits the battlefield with a momentous crash, dealing 1000 damage to everything. Fseftr heals the KV for 3000 health. Troll upgrades the battleaxe, greatly increasing its attack power. Troll reverses the polarity of the godmodder's shield. The top is now the bottom and the bottom is now the top. Jindra throws a terlen at the godmodder, and tabbune enchants it with frost, and the terlen shatters on impact. Wyld falls out of the sky, and lands on the KV, detonating all of the explosives set on it before the Terlen move in to attack, resulting in the KV dying without dealing damage. Oops, did I forget to mention that rigging something to blow makes it die on the first hit? My bad.

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End of Turn Battle

Deucalion and the martial artist team up again, and wrangle another terlen to the ground where Duecalion stabs it to death. The Terlen all swarm Deucalion, dealing 20000 damage. The godmodder continues his summon. This next one's gonna be a doozy.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 43/100: The Banhammer [A]

Terlen x9 [PG]: Hp: 23000/25000

Deucalion [AG]: Hp: 79000/90000

Martial Artist [AG]: Hp: 9000/10000

Tabbune: Blue crystals x3 [A]

jondanger: Red Glare [A]: Durability: 25%

h2obox: Elemental Chainaxe [A]

jindra: Tempest Edge [A]: Durability: 75%

shiny: chaos emeralds: green,blue,red,yellow [A]

Zbse’s sidequest: 5/151 pages found

edited 29th Nov '14 11:24:05 AM by pionoplayer

I throw the Terlen into a giant oven.

Ship:

121/250

Queen Sectonia:

45/300

3x+1s!

I whip out my Kritzkrieg and use it to heal Deucalion, then begin preparing for both my next move and for the godmodder's next batch of Terror Mobs.

Deucalion shakes off the assault from the Terlen and hurls his spear-cane at a Terlen like a harpoon, leaps onto the speared opponent, and kicks off from it with his weapon in hand, sending the Terlen careening into the rest of the horde.

Cannon: 13/30

Red Lyrium Sword: 12/20 (Claiming one of Jon's +1s.)

Three +1s over here.

Delphinus (69/275 ichigo, Jon)

Reserve plan C (8/10)

Lets just call down a LIGHTNING STORM on these fishy Terlen.

3x +1's to anyone AG/N

Samaritan: 293/300 ,

The Four Horsemen: 293/300 ,

I cast reverse sharknado. Whatever that is.

3x +1

edited 29th Nov '14 12:16:38 PM by fseftr

Glad you understand. 41/100 17/100 With the gravity still increased since you never mentioned it switched back I condense the gravity into a ball even though it's a force and not matter though matter causes it. I slam this ball into the godmodders vicinity.

I'm dying to have it happen so take a point for your Samaritan fester. 2 for whoever wants them.

edited 29th Nov '14 12:27:34 PM by pillowmantis

I ubercharge Jindra with my Kritzkrieg so that the lightning storm packs more of a punch.

Deucalion has a Back-to-Back Badasses moment with the Martial Artist against the remaining Terlen.

Cannon: 15/30 (Claiming one of Fseftr's +1s.)

Red Lyrium Sword: 15/20 (Claiming another one of Fseftr's +1s and one of Pillowmantis's +1s.)

Today's special is three +1s.

edited 29th Nov '14 1:09:01 PM by IchigoMontoya

98/???

1/???

I pull out a incinderary cluster rocket gatling railgun and shoot the Godmodder... and then throw a brick at him for good measure.

three plus ones

edited 29th Nov '14 1:26:23 PM by trollllort

I throw babies at the terlen and make them go splat.

Bound Amulet (82/500) (x2: Ichigo, : troll)

Cathyland (71/500) (x2: Ichigo, :troll)

Three Free +1 Charges.

Samaritan: 297/300 Pillow, Ichigo,

The Four Horsemen: 297/300 Pillow,troll,

@pillowDon't get your hopes up.

I heal the Deucalion, whatever that is.

3x +1

edited 29th Nov '14 1:23:44 PM by fseftr