Destroy The Godmodder

Something Colossal (54/450 cathari)

Reserve plan C (3/10 cathari)

Gonna pull out a tenis racket, and serve a tenis ball right at the Godmodder's head.

3x +1's to anyone AG/N

I shoot at Terlen.

Bound Amulet (67/500) (: jindra)

Cathyland (58/1000) (:jindra)

One charge to troll, one charge to h20, and one charge to Shinycottoncandy.

44/100 14/100 After reading online I know what a terlen is. I implant the techniques of senior members of the spc ( shark punching center) foundation into everyone's heads to make us fight them better.

for anyone who's curious and because Ill have to do it anyways my 14/100 charge for awesome BOI items will give me brimstone, Polyphemus, moms knife, sacred heart, and the ever popular activated item book of belial. Since those items together have insanely slow charge time it will probably be a 10 or 15 charge for each shot. And I will be adding to this item pool eventually with a lot more 100 charges

edited 27th Nov '14 12:03:06 PM by pillowmantis

Q&A: @wyld: I suppose that sort of counts as dramatic... @ichigo: You gonna tell me what stats are or is it a flat summon? @pillow: I have no idea what any of those are supposed to do. I don't really play that game.

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Wyld begins to burst free of his chains. jon shoots the granite golem, dealing a minicritted 9000 damage to it. Jindra air-lances the granite golem, doing a further 5000 damage. The martial artist returns to the battlefield. Feel free to work on zbse's sidequest at any time. Ichigo summons Deucalion, which waits one round for stats verification, and then ichigo scans for Oblvion's Destroyer. Yup, its gone. Its ridiculous how often you guys lose invaluable doomsday artifacts. Fseftr invents a new verb, and hits the granite golem with a piece of granite in the process. 3500 vocabularation damage. Ichigo throws a rubber chicken at the godmodder. It predictably makes a tuba sound, and predictably, the godmodder freaks out and is forced to start his summon all over.

Fseftr chisels the granite golem, killing it. Troll adds a plasma enchantment to the axe, increasing shock and burn chance, as well as base damage. Pillow smashes the fish guts into the godmodder, who begins to get angry at the amount of disruption of his work is going on. h2o makes a reference that the Game Master doesn't understand, so it fizzles out of existence from confusion. Wolf attempts to interrupt the godmodder's internet, so he just switches to another wifi network. Cathari shoots a Terlen, dealing 4000 damage. Jindra hits a tennis ball at the godmodder. The godmodder catches it, and throws it back. It goes right through jindra's racket. Cathari unimaginatively shoots a terlen. 3000 damage. pillow buffs the remaining AG anti-terlen attacks... if you're punching them at least...

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End of Turn Battle

The martial artist return to the fray, and with his new-found shark-punching skills, punches all of the Terlen at once! All Terlen take 1000 damage. The KV blarghs with its derpgun, taking down 3 Terlen. The Terlen return fire, er, teeth? um... they bite the KV and deal 35000 damage to it. The godmodder, now very disgruntled, puts up a shield around himself so he can summon in peace.

On a distant hill-top, a rune-marked minecraftian looks on. Heh. He holds up the sword he has just retrieved, for the use of certain temporal shenanigans. That was too easy. He disappears.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 43/100: The Banhammer [A]

Terlen x13 [PG]: Hp: 24000/25000

Terlen [PG]: Hp: 17000/25000

Martial Artist [AG]: Hp: 9000/10000

KV-2.09 [AG]: Hp: 71500/250000 Derpgun: ||||

jondanger: Red Glare [A]: Durability: 25%

h2obox: Elemental Battleaxe [A]

jindra: Tempest Edge [A]: Durability: 75%

Zbse’s sidequest: 5/151 pages found

edited 27th Nov '14 12:52:48 PM by pionoplayer

I throw a turkey at the Godmodder.

Ship:

119/250

Queen Sectonia:

43/300

3x+1s!

edited 27th Nov '14 12:59:43 PM by Jondanger23

Samaritan: 281/300

The Four Horsemen: 281/300

I cause a sharknado

3x +1

I repair the KV-2.09 while having it shoot at the terlen.

Bound Amulet (70/500) (x2: Jondanger 23, fseftr)

Cathyland (61/1000) (x2: Jondanger 23, fseftr)

Three Free +1 Charges.

38/100 15/100 I cover myself in feces and feed myself to a terlen. The feces are literal explosive diarrhea .

pretty much they'll let me shoot an extremely powerful peircing blood laser that can take down a one winged angel enemy easily. But the attack charges so it takes a while. And the book of belial temporarily increases damage.

edited 27th Nov '14 3:00:44 PM by pillowmantis

87/???

13/???

I throw a honey badger at the Godmodder.

3 plus ones

Samaritan: 284/300 ,

The Four Horsemen: 284/300 ,

I fix up a random AG

3x +1

@Pionoplayer:Deucalion's gonna be an ordinary summon.

Cursing that we've lost Oblivion's Destroyer and wondering why Eric never returned Broken Anachronism to us after we beat Dimentio, I blast the Terlen with my plasma cannons.

Deucalion uses his claws to tear into the Terlen.

Cannon: 7/30 (Claiming one of Cathari's +1s and one of Fseftr's +1s.)

Red Lyrium Sword: 4/20 (Claiming one of Troll's +1s.)

Two for Fseftr, one for Cathari.

edited 27th Nov '14 3:38:53 PM by IchigoMontoya

I repair KV-2.09 some more.

Bound Amulet (73/500) (x2: fseftr, Ichigo Montoya)

Cathyland (63/1000) (x2: fseftr)

Three Free +1 Charges.

90/???

15/???

I throw an interuptting cow at the godmod- MOO!

3 plus ones

Delphinus [Skies of Arcadia] (56/? troll) ^note 1 million main health, 200 crew. An AP (fully filled stock at start) reserve of 1 per 4 crew. Recovers 1 AP per turn, with an additionally 1 per 50 crew if it doesn't take action during a turn. Primary weapon: Moonstone Cannon (costs 10 AP to use, 5 turn recharge). Secondary Weapons (independent) 1x Torpedo (200k health, 4 AP to shoot, Major damage and AOE), 1x Primary Turret (150k Health, 2 AP to fire, Average Damage), 2x Secondary Turrets (75k health, 1 Ap to fire, weak damage). Turrets can double AP for 1 of the following boosts: Chance to Stun target, Weak AOE, Heal of a target other than Turrets/Torpedo of Delphinus, Chance to Burn. Broken sub-parts aren't destroyed at Zero HP, and if brought back to FULL HP resume operation.

Reserve plan C (4/10)

I'll toss the rubble from the Granite Golem at the Terlen.

3x+1's to AG/N

magiteck Fortress city:178/400,

7/10 The Warlock's Revenge , Fueled by some unknowwn power, i smash through the cage's walls and find myself in an empty white plain... room... well this is borin- hello there .... did... what was that? don't pretend like you cant hear me

three plus ones

edited 27th Nov '14 7:06:36 PM by Wyld

Chaos Emerald 4: 15/16 (Jin, Wyld)

Pokemon Summon: 20/50 (Wyld)

I start juggling smoke balls.

Delphinus (59/? wyld, shiny)

Reserve plan C (5/10)

Right...

I'll throw a few darts at the injured Terlen.

3x +1's to anyone AG/N

edited 27th Nov '14 7:33:00 PM by JindraAG

I start wondering if its a good idea to make the gm angry. I discard that thought and tackle hug himm.

61/100 (Elemental Avatar), 1/100 ( ^{Frozen Skull}  Stats: No Attack, Med Health. Summons 3 Skeletons per turn, but takes damage per turn. Summons the Frozen Dragon when destroyed. Skeleton Stats: Med Attack, Low Health. Frozen Dragon stats: Med Attack, High Health. Area Attack, Temp damage reduction on all entities and players hit.

160/160: ^{Flavor stuff. (A bit long.)}  In my unconsciousness, I walk through a snowy covered plains in a vision. After a while, a dragon approaches me and offers me a deal. I hesitated a bit, but then I quickly accepted the deal, and the vision fades.

I start to regain consciousness after Sacred's impalement. After a bit, I noticed three crystals at the size of my arms starts to materialize next to me.

Three Blue Crystals summoned. They can be used to give me a power boost to my Free Action attacks for 5 turns, but something will happen when the last crystal is used...

Free Action: I change to the AG side because I am no longer corrupted by the Mage-storm. Thanks to whoever impaled me, I would've rampaged more if you didn't do that. Too much mana in that storm.

3+1s!

edited 28th Nov '14 4:45:50 AM by Tabbune

I use my Kritzkrieg to heal the Martial Artist.

Deucalion continues carving up the Terlen.

Cannon: 9/30 (Claiming one of Jindra +1s.)

Red Lyrium Sword: 6/20 (Claiming one of Tabbune's +1s.)

Breaking news: Three +1s are now available for whoever wants them.

edited 28th Nov '14 8:52:06 AM by IchigoMontoya

I realize my long-forgotten project would greatly improve the war effort, and drop a grain of black sand into the ground.

Dark Citadel Foundation:1/50

I find the fourth Chaos Emerald (16/16)

Pokemon summon: 23/50 (Ichigo, Tabunne)

Woody:30/50

Paranoia: 91/200

I pour Mountain Dew on my Elemental Battleax, giving it a slight Do T effect.

3 +1s.

Q&A: @pillow: One-winged angel enemies work much different in this game. Trust me, even a 100 charge artifact wouldn't be able to take down a One Winged Angel Mode monster easily. @ichigo: Okay. And OOC, the reason Eric hasn't returned it is because he hasn't gotten the opportunity to. Nor will he. From the multiverse's point of view, this happens before the first DTG game. @jindra: Okay, that'll be... I think around 275? @Tabbune: frozen skull sounds okay.

Also, I've decided I'm going to be better about reinforcing the creativity for free actions. You'll do more damage for being creative. Using the same action over and over again will decrease attack power.

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jondanger, getting into the spirit of Thanksgiving, throws a turkey at the godmodder. It bounces off the godmodder's shield. Fseftr creates a sharknado, permanently increasing the attack power of all sharks until its dispersed. Cathari repairs the KV for 3500 health. Pillow [REDACTED] the [CENSORED] for [REDACTED]. Troll throws a honey badger at the godmodder. It bounces off the shield. Honey badger don't care. Fseftr fully heals the Martial Artist. Ichigo shoots a terlen with his plasma cannons, dealing 3000 damage. Cathari repairs the KV for 3000 health. Troll throws an inte-MOOOOOOO!!!!rupting cMOOOO!! oh forget it.

Jindra granites the terlen, dealing 4000 damage to one. Shiny begins juggling smoke balls. One of the terlen chokes on one, and takes 6000 damage. Jindra begins playing darts. The injured terlen is the dart board, it dies. Pillow attempts to tackle the Game Master, but since he is not in the area, is unable to do so. Tabbune revives because Death Is a Slap on the Wrist, and summons three large blue crystals. Ichigo attempts to overheal the martial artist, but can't. Shiny finds the yellow emerald. h2o pours mountain dew on his battleaxe, adding the Caffeine Overdose debuff.

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End of Turn Battle

The godmodder continues summoning. The martial artist and Deucalion wrangle a terlen to the ground, dealing 20000 damage to it. The KV blast another one out of the sky. The terlen continue swarming and deal 60000 damage to the KV.

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Battlefield: Sharknado

Godmodder: Hp: 43/100: The Banhammer [A]

Terlen x11 [PG]: Hp: 24000/25000

Terlen [PG]: Hp: 5000/25000

Deucalion [AG]: Hp: 90000/90000

Martial Artist [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

KV-2.09 [AG]: Hp: 18000/250000 Derpgun: ||||

Tabbune: Blue crystals x3 [A]

jondanger: Red Glare [A]: Durability: 25%

h2obox: Elemental Battleaxe [A]

jindra: Tempest Edge [A]: Durability: 75%

shiny: chaos emeralds: green,blue,red,yellow [A]

Zbse’s sidequest: 5/151 pages found

edited 28th Nov '14 10:48:50 AM by pionoplayer

I steal someone's N64, he chases me to a pit which I jump over and he falls in, angering the pit monkeys, the monkeys climb out of the pit and attack the police station, setting it on fire. The firemen come to put out the fire, but go the wrong way to SP 00 KY VILLE. They get so spooked that they drive out of there at 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 miles per second. They hit Godzilla's foot and kill Godzilla. Godzilla's remains fall onto a tank which fires a brick halfway across the multiverse. The brick has a note saying "The Godmodder threw this." It hits a Googleplex mile long dragon, which comes to the Battlefield, attacks the Godmodder, and leaves.

Ship:

120/250

Queen Sectonia:

44/300

3x+1s!

edited 28th Nov '14 11:29:51 AM by Jondanger23