Destroy The Godmodder

magiteck Fortress city:162/400 3/???

@pion didn't sacred just attmept to summon a really strange(read: lots) amount of skyrim enemeis? where is is reprimand by having the godmodder control all of them?

@paradise i doubt he forgot your posts. he stated your attack failed against the godmodder, and that it was impossible to attack me due to my being under a sea of fish. it was slightly odd that he said jnidra was the one attempting to attack the godmodder though. i bet this is going to end up being plot development in someway to make up for it. Somehow.

If the Fish repellent spell was a succes... I grin and begin walking about, creating fish repellent totems and placing them down as i go like a trail. Each one only has one health however, so if you somehow make it down here, dont break one. you'll drown in fish. And that would be bad. Especially since they aren't that powerful, and there would still be a sizable amount of fish above you like a ceiling.

If the fish repellent spell failed, i panick and start converting the sea of fish into fish golems! ...ew....

   its so incredibly boring down here... but im afraid to leave. there is fish oil covering everything, and i'm soaked in it. This is humiliating. and.... huh, is someone cooking something?   

three plus ones

edited 23rd Nov '14 9:22:50 AM by Wyld

@paradise: I didn't I might have messed up a little bit in the update, I'll go back and check. The attack on wyld wasn't mentioned because, as stated, he is currently not targetable due to lots of fish being in the way.

EDIT: Yup. Sorry, I went back and put your name in.

To everyone who had actions not accounted for it was because it was stated earlier in that update that all attacks against that target failed. In this case, wyld.

edited 22nd Nov '14 1:35:03 PM by pionoplayer

I toss the Red Glare to Jon, then use my flamethrower to roast the pile of fish that's protecting Wyld. "Anyone in the mood for some fish fillets?"

Cannon: 18/30 (Claiming one of Fseftr's +1s and one of Wyld's +1s.)

Deucalion 50/50 (On hold.)

Have three +1s on the house.

edited 22nd Nov '14 1:53:32 PM by IchigoMontoya

261/300 , 261/300 ,

I throw the tar basilisk to the environmentalists.

3x +1

62/???

4/???

I proceed to "NO U" an attack aimed at an AG entity, deflecting it.

3 plus ones

I have the KV-2.09 blast the new PG entity. If it's already destroyed, I have it blast the pile of fish. I also use a spell to repair it.

WHY ISN'T THERE ANYTHING TO SHOOT?

Claiming Surt's Charge designated to me last round.

Bound Amulet (56/500) ( Surt, troll)

Cathyland (47/1000) (troll)

Three Free +1 Charges.

edited 22nd Nov '14 2:43:12 PM by CathariSarad

After telling Cathari that she can attack the Basilisk and that the godmodder will most likely be summoning more Terrors for her to fight very soon, I fire my plasma cannons at the Basilisk.

Cannon: 21/30 (Claiming one of Fseftr's +1s as well as one of Cathari's +1s.)

Deucalion: 50/50 (On hold.)

Two for Fseftr, one for Jon.

I bring up my scouter and check out the power level on h20's axe.

Bound Amulet (57/500)

Cathyland (48/1000)

Three Free +1 Charges.

66/???

5/???

I take h20s axe and drench it in hydra venom, causing it to do posion damage as well.

3 plus ones

edited 22nd Nov '14 10:52:50 PM by trollllort

I decide to adjust my fanfic to (hopefully) make more sense than the actual comic.

Reform: 1/??

Řeřicha: made of oil tar, hmm? well.. Free action: I fire a flamethrower at the tar basilisk, intending to melt it.

• 9/40 battleship halbred -Jindra
• 9/20 SAM infantry -jindra

Boosts: both of jindra's sumons, +1 to anyone against the godmodder.

No way. I just watched Big Hero 6, and there've been NO UPDATES?!? Come ON, people! I've already made my move this round!

Something Colossal (40/450 Troll, paradisedj)

Something Fun (16/25 Troll, paradisedj)

I focus for a second, then 'The Song that Never Ends' starts playing in Wyld's ears. On repeat.

2x +1's to paradisedj, 1x to anyone AG/N

TYPING! WORDS! EXPLITIVES! VULGAR TROLL ACTIVITIES!

Reform:2/??

@jindra oh god that song is awesome XD i didn't even know about it till now. thank you for showing me this wondrous thing XD

@h20 might want to refrain form giving it life, i think that pion might make it an immortal artifact. kind of like the company axe for the entire AG team.

edited 23rd Nov '14 5:43:55 PM by Wyld

How about we stop buffing it in general.

I've got an idea...

Woody:26/50

Paranoia: 86/200

I give the Battleaxe life.

Animated Battleaxe of the Terrarian Elements.

HP: 12500/12500 (or something like that)

Does moderate damage of an element.

3 +1s.

Also, what the heck were the axe's stats? I'll make sure NEVER to do something like it again.

edited 23rd Nov '14 5:18:32 PM by h2obox

I continue to smash the battleships around, mainly targeting their engines, so they can't dodge or escape.

True Conqueror [164/500] (Jindra, h2o)

MEC-1: Warden [88/100](paradise, h2o)

One to Spirit, one to Paradise, one to next poster.

Q&A: @wyld: yeah... a single fish repellent spell wouldn't be enough to get you out from under that much fish. @shiny: Yup, me too. I'll generally accept creative methods for stuff in this game. @sacred: That would be because I am not able to update on Sundays. Its a quirk in the update schedule, get used to it. @wyld: That's not a bad idea... I was actually thinking it would end up as something like that, continue getting upgraded continually until an opportunity for an interesting end to it showed itself. Also, you have two posts per round dude. Don't complain about not being able to do anything until you've used them both. @h2o: Nooooooooooo.... Don't do that, that's no fun. Go ahead and continue buffing it. I promise the godmodder won't use it.

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Pillow sprays lots of cheese-water all over the battlefield. Now everything smells of fish and cheese. Jondanger summons a tactical Dorito nuke, in retaliation, the godmodder drops a pringles nuke. And then 20 more. We now have almost enough chips to use all of the holy mackerel in fish n' chips. Whether or not you can find enough time to make that many things without the fish multiplying too much... Wyld applies fish repellent, he is now in an air pocket devoid of fish. Sacred continues murdering the corpse of tabbune, and duplicates himself, and launches himself at wyld. He gets stuck in a fish. Jindra throws cards at the godmodder. Really? This is almost as bad as poking. The godmodder catches one of the cards, and throws it through jindra's eyes. The martial artist heads upwards and finds himself in an alcove. He sees the page, but hears a rattling sound.

Fseftr joins the magic circle... Shiny continues running the magic circle. Wyld continues enlarging his enclosure, he now has a sizeable fish-free area. Ichigo uses his flamethrower to roast some of the fish. There is now a patch of flaming fish that is quickly extinguished by the tide of duplicating mackerels. Fseftr leaves the magic circle to throw the tar basilisk to the environmentalists, but they're too busy protesting the sea of fish. Troll blocks an attack aimed at an AG. Cathari heals the KV for 4000 health. Ichigo fires his plasma cannons at the basilisk, dealing 3500 damage. Cathari reads the power levels of the axe. Its power/abilities are as follows: Elemental Battleaxe: 4700 damage boost + 15% chance to freeze + 8% chance to electrocute + 2% chance to deal x10 damage. + 15% chance to cursed inferno (burned, not curable, extra damage) + 5% chance to double-strike + 10% chance to launch enemies + 5% chance to melt + 5% chance to Ichor (armor debuff) + 10% to poison.

Troll drenches the axe in hydra venom, increasing poison damage dealt as well as poison chance. Wolf makes his fan fic make more sense. It is no longer a fan fic now because it actually makes sense and is now an original fic. It still sucks though. Paradise flame-throwers the basilisk, dealing 4000 damage, but discovering that it isn't actually made of tar, its just a title. Jindra plays the song that never ends in wyld's ears. He now loses 10% concentration every round instead of just five. Wolf begins typing in all-caps. This removes some of the fish, but not a significant amount. h2o gives the battleaxe life! It doesn't do what's expected though, instead, it has a chance to heal an allied entity when attacking. Surt continues bashing up the battleships, the two wreckages are now even more wrecked.

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End of Turn Battle

The pixies move to attack the tar basilisk, but the godmodder has finally gotten tired of them and zaps them all with one massive thunderbolt. The KV fires into the pile of fish. Completely failing to make so much as a dent in it. The tar basilisk fails to get through the KV's shields. Wyld loses 10% concentration. The godmodder begins summoning something...

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Battlefield: Mage-storm [active]

Eye of the Storm:

Godmodder: Hp: 43/100: The Banhammer [A]

Magic Circle [AG]: Shiny. 5 more needed

Tar Basilisk [PG]: Hp: 5000/15000

KV-2.09 [AG]: Hp: 186500/250000 Derpgun: |||| : shield: Hp: 7500/7500

Sea of Fish: Growing

Wyld: Concentration: 43% [cookie clicker, song that never ends]: Oblivion’s Destroyer [A] (bound) (under fish)

pillowmantis: The Holy Mackerel [A]

jondanger: Red Glare [A]: Durability: 30%

h2obox: Elemental Battleaxe [A]

Zbse’s sidequest: 4/151 pages found

sub-caves:

front entrance (goes up slightly):

page

Martial Artist [AG]: Hp: 9000/10000

left entrance (slightly cramped, has water)

right entrance (small opening, but big cave)

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Paradise, sacred. You two have two posts per round.

edited 24th Nov '14 8:16:23 AM by pionoplayer

.. i am gonna be busy as FUCK the next 3 days, so y'all know.

Summons:

• 12/40 battleship halbred -Jindra, Surt
• 11/20 SAM infantry -Jindra.

Aids: +2 to jindra, +1 to anyone AG.

Free action: I join the magic circle, after all, it's anti- godmodder.

I teleport a flashbang grenade in front of Wyld, where it goes off right in his face.

Cannon: 22/30

Deucalion: 50/50 (On hold.)

Three +1s for anyone on Team AG.

edited 24th Nov '14 8:38:12 AM by IchigoMontoya

   "WELL, CRAP. OR SHOULD I SAY, "CARP"? AHAHAHA... A LITTLE HELP?"   

Trapped in the fish, I tear it in half with my tendrils and transform into a sleek, aerodynamic sharklike shape.

I open a nexus and let out a pack of Terlen. Hopefully these, with myself at the front, can cut a way through the storm. They're flying, running, AND swimming sharks!

TERLEN STATS

TYPE:Entity

ALIGNMENT:Anti-Godmodder

ROLE:Combat/Utility

DESCRIPTION:These are extraplanar magical beasts. They have the body of a Great White, but they have fins elongated into flappable wings, and a bulletlike shape. They can run at the speed of a Cheetah, fly at the speed of a Peregrine Falcon, and swim at the speed of a Great Barracuda. They are also GREATLY intelligent, and travel in packs.

I'm leading a pack of these to thin out the fish storm. I'd appreciate it if whoever isn't already in the other magic circle could contribute a Terlen here.

edited 24th Nov '14 2:11:26 PM by SacredSpirit123

Woody: 27/200

Paranoia:87/200

I'm going to take that comment as sarcasm.

I downgrade the Cursed Inferno to normal Fire and remove the Ichor.

3 +1s.

Something Colossal (44/450 h2o, paradisedj, Ichigo)

Something Fun (20/25 h2o, paradisedj, Ichigo)

hm...

Going to join in the anti-storm circle.

Martial Artist shall grab the page.

2x+ 1's for paradisedj, the other for anyone AG/N.

edited 24th Nov '14 12:21:36 PM by JindraAG

Original fic, GOOOOO!

Original Fic(formerly reform): 3/??

I join the magic circle.

Ship:

114/250

Queen Sectonia:

39/300