Destroy The Godmodder

@pionoplayer: Okay then. I'm a bit disappointed since I won't be able to exploit/troll with Dat Face Soldier's derpiness but I can live with that. It's going to be a while before I post new mechanics for Cathyland.

I search for dem pages.

Switching out Dat Face Soldier for a generic bound amulet of doom (36/500) (X4: fseftr, x2: h20, :pillow) ^Mechanics  This artifact gives a slight increase to the effectiveness of my spells and attacks. As it is bound, it cannot be removed from my possession. It also has high durability, but the stat increase is relatively small for its charge size. Additionally, this amulet's durability can be repaired via free actions or charges.

Cathyland (31/1000) (x4: fseftr, x2: h20, : pillow)

Three Free +1 Charges.

@piono: alright then. I will try and lead the sidequest in a unique and clever way...

Sidequest cannon is lit...

Inside the toothpick factory, a page is found by catharti inside the machinery. When s/he goes to pick it up, a booming voice echoes throughout the factory, disrupting the searching spell that pillow sent out. " I am the Toothpick God. You have freed me from this godforsaken factory, and for that I thank you. The Toothpick God vanishes into the page and the page warps to me for classifying. Suddenly, a giant burst of flame erupts into the factory. This would be a good time to evacuate the factory.

Meanwhile, the magiteck that shiny made is complete and the Lay Lines point in six different directions. It would seem that the areas are able to be warped to if you had a certain page. Try checking the cave for any loose or hidden walls.

Pages: 2/151

criticism is greatly appreciated if you have something wrong with the way I'm running it.

edited 18th Nov '14 8:16:55 PM by zbse

237/250 x2, x3 237/250 x4, x2

I erase a dalek battleship

3x +1

30/30 20/20

My 30 charge is to summon a book for myself. It's a guide to loophole abusing. Its long so I'm gonna take a lot of charge time to finish it.

20 charge holy mackeral is ready. Time to continue this items story. And by that I mean repeat it.

I use a spell to make me channel the history and do some shenanigans with it.

Book reading 1/100 Perfect BOI ITEM setup 1/100

3 for people's

After reading the book I'll need to do charges to come up with each loophole so pls don't say it's op. besides they aren't permanent since if you decide they are to broken you can change the rules to get rid of the loophole. This is my Jewish arguing skills that make me want to exploit

I make a mental note to gift the present Godmodder a time machine later. All of a sudden, a time machine materializes next to the Godmodder, then promptly explodes at him. I then rig a nearby time machine with Explodium and send it back in time.

True Conqueror [146/500] (fseftr, pillowmantis)

MEC-1: Warden [71/100] (fseftr, pillowmantis)

Three charges to anybody.

edited 18th Nov '14 9:55:42 PM by Surt

38/???

9/???

I enchant h2os axe to inflict a random debuff every time it hits.

3 plus ones

134/400, 54/80 (both ) (Okay, so what about this:

Elemental Avatar. Stats: 4/10 Attack, 6/10 Health. Specials: At the end of each round, it gains a random buff. The random buffs are:

Fiery Strikes: Permanent attack buff

Earthen Defenses: Permanent Health Buff

Healing Waters: Heals itself and gets a minor Health buff

Windfury: This attacks twice next turn and gain a minor permanent Attack buff.

Lightning Talons: Attacks by this next turn bounces to up to three nearby enemies for half the damage. Minor permanent Attack Buff

Vampirism: Attacks by this next turn heals this for 5% of damage dealt and gain a minor permanent attack buff

Holy Protection: 20% Damage mitigation next turn. Minor permanent health buff

Healing Water becomes a permanent regen at 4rd activation, and Windfury, Lightning Talons, Vampirism, and Holy Protection becomes permanent at 4rd activation.

Scrap that last part if it's OP or too complicated.

I prepare a summoning spell. I can free-post summon since I'm temporarily PG, right?

3+1s!

edited 18th Nov '14 11:33:55 PM by Tabbune

Q&A: @wyld: correct, it does not drain magic. The home field advantage would come from the fact that the troops being spawned in the portal would be able to act as back-up perpetually. And health regen isn't a home field advantage, that's just waiting to be abused to give the stupid thing regen so high that it can't be hurt from the outside. @shiny: yes it would. It might get a bit messed up because the magic storm could be considered to be a temporary ley line hub though. @cathari: yeah, I don't really think you would ever have been able to abuse the whole Serbian/not Serbian thing for the Dat Face Soldier regardless. @zbse: Thank you. I'll let you handle side-quest actions, but I'll keep it registered in the end-of-turn battle. Also, inform me when stuff from the side quest affects stuff in the battlefield. @pillow: loophole exploit? you don't need a charge for that. I try to close loopholes that are too broken or abused, but loophole abuse is somewhat part of this game. Feel free to come up with screwy stuff to do with your loophole book though. Just don't try to circumvent the rules with it. If you're going to loophole, be honest about it, and don't announce it, that leads to mass loophole abuse, which causes problems on all sides. @tabbune: Okay... For the avatar, I haven't worked out the numbers yet, but I'd say up the time for it, beyond that, it'll begin out with pretty low attack and health, but it doesn't sound too over powered so long as you give it appropriate charge time. and yes, you can one-post summon, but there's no guarantee it will work. Much higher chance than for AGs, so as to make it fair for you, but it still might backfire or fizzle.

As to the sidequest: zbse, you are allowed, once per round, to make an extra post to keep the side-quest running. (this post doubles as your extra charge collection post like some people have done) I'm not going to keep track of what happens in your sidequest with my posts, because the side-quest is your jurisdiction, so remember to read through people's posts. And now, I will stop nagging you.

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Zbse applies weight gain to one of the dalek battleships, then bashes it with sacred, dealing 6000 damage. Ichigo turns and fires on the dalek battleships with his plasma cannons, dealing 4000 damage. Wyld jumps up, grabs Oblivion's Destroyer, and rockets towards the ground with it. Ichigo tries to sidestep, but the dark explosion when the sword makes contact with the ground blows him backwards. Ichigo hits the godmodder with the explosive whoopee cushion in between. Explosion, 1 whoopee cushion damage to the godmodder. Surt grabs a recursive plasma hammer, and smashes a battleship, minicritting and dealing 6750 damage. Jindra looks up into the clouds. The winds seem to center around Wyld, he's probably sustaining it. The martial artist takes cover in the toothpick factory. Wyld launches a fireball at the toothpick factory, and focuses on directing the magic EMP from messing with Oblivion's Destroyer, in the process of concentrating, he regains 15% concentration.

Sacred bursts into flame. wolf throws his weapon at a random target, and deals 4000 damage to a battleship. Zbse charges at wyld, swinging to break his concentration, the explosions from oblivion's destroyer interrupt the charge though. jondanger enchants his rubber duck with fire. Fseftr hi-fives a dalek battleship explosively, dealing 4500 damage. h2o enchants his battleaxe with fire. Pillow makes a remarkably effective attack on a battleship, dealing 5000 damage. Fseftr starts erasing a dalek battleship, he deals 4000 damage before the eraser rubs out. Pillow raises the holy mackerel into the air. He channels the power of the past... and nothing happens. He hears a wet slap, and sees, on the ground next to him, another holy mackerel. Surt rigs a time machine with explodium, then sends it to blow up the godmodder. The godmodder has moved away by the time Surt sends it back though, so the time machine appears in the wrong place! Troll attempts to buff the battleaxe, but discovers that his addition was too vague to implement! Tabbune prepares a summon...

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End of Turn Battle

The godmodder sighs at the lack of activity, and goes back to the dalek battleships, and helps them make repairs. both gain 35000 health. Wyld loses another 5% concentration to cookie clicker.

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Battlefield: Mage-storm [active]

pillowmantis: The Holy Mackerel x2 [A]

h2obox: fiery weighted electric blood steel battleaxe of the north [A]

jondanger: flaming clown duck [A]

Eye of the Storm:

Godmodder: Hp: 43/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Battleship [PG]: Hp: 62250/100000

Dalek Battleship [PG]: Hp: 58000/100000

KV-2.09 [AG]: Hp: 185500/250000 Derpgun: |||| : shield: Hp: 7500/7500 [in nether: 2 rounds]

Ichigo Montoya: Red Glare [A]: Durability: 65%

Wyld: Concentration: 50% [cookie clicker]: Oblivion’s Destroyer [A]

zbse: glove [A]: Victini [N]: Sacred Spirit [A]

Zbse’s sidequest: 2/151 pages found

Shiny Cotton Candy: Green/Red Chaos Emerald [A], Ley Line detector [A]

toothpick factory: burning

Cathari Sarad

Martial Artist [AG]: Hp: 9000/10000

edited 19th Nov '14 7:15:43 AM by pionoplayer

Righto, I create a whirlwind around Wyld fast enough to spin him like a top, and then abruptly stop it.

Next I summon an army of pixies (7/7 Troll and Tabbune) to go and tickle Wyld.Yes I realize they are probably going to be obliterated by the Daleks, but that means the Daleks won't be spending as much effort to repair.

Something Colossal (13/450 Troll and Tabbune again)

My Martial Artist will leave the Fort and head to the nearby cave. And make sure nothing else is present.

2 +1's to Troll and the other +1 to anyone AG/N

edited 19th Nov '14 8:55:13 AM by JindraAG

I use a one-shot summon to summon the biggest tuba symphony ever conceived and have them play so loud that everything is able to hear them.....even the godmodder.....gorilla his earplugs...

I then put them away after their glorious symphony so that they don't get slaughtered or controlled.

The train is coming closer: 2/???

edited 19th Nov '14 8:54:27 AM by zbse

magiteck Fortress city:148/400 the watchamacallit 13/???

I allow jindra's attempt at making a whirlwind... But I focus its power on the storm, Making It's power even more intense, and i dont let it stop even for a moment. This is... rather difficult. But i Can make these mental calculations fairly quickly.

The sheer intensity of the combined power of the storm, and oblivion's destroyer surge through me.

HAH! if you have spoilers set to visible, the evil spoiler is hidden. but if your spoils are set to hidden, then it gives the evil spoiler a cool look. That was intentional on my part btw. like a 'white speech' kind of thing.

   I will not be stopped here, i have so much more to do!   

13/???(changed my mind about casting on the storm, probably a bad idea any ways) I cast Living Rock armor on myself at the end of the round. It is basically an entity with self regeneration capabilities entity that exists as long as i do, as in its like the KV's sheild, and can go an 'auto pilot' and fight for me while protecting me, which is its primary purpose.

   Beware my might!    three weird plus ones.

edited 20th Nov '14 4:07:22 AM by Wyld

I continue to try and pinpoint the location of the third Chaos Emerald. (9/14; from wyld and Jindra)

I continue the charge for my Pokemon summon. 11/50

I return to the formerly flooded cave, and this time I bring out a Piko Piko hammer to attempt to smash any walls as I search for a page.

I get INCREDIBLY impatient, causing me to hiss and soar out of Zed's hands. Soaring straight for Tabbune, I roar,   "FOOL! SUBMIT TO MY WILL!"   

Pleased that my explosive whoopee cushion managed to hurt the godmodder, I attempt to pull Oblivion's Destroyer from Wyld's hand and into my grasp via my gauntlet's built-in magnet. If I succeed, then I give Oblivion's Destroyer back to Fseftr.

Cannon: 4/30 (Claiming the charge provided by Jindra.)

Deucalion: 47/50 (Claiming one of Wyld's +1s.)

I'd like to place an order for three +1s for anyone on Team AG.

Woody:22/50

Paranoia:81/200

I jump up and smash the weaker Dalek Mothership with the Fire Element of the Elemental Battleaxe (piono, please refer to it as the Elemental Battleaxe from now on. Thanks!)

Elemental Battleaxe: [A] +1250 Damage of a element to Free Actions, provided the axe has it.

3 +1s.

edited 19th Nov '14 11:56:48 AM by h2obox

I make the flaming clown rubber duck breath fire on the dalek battleships, and I enter the eye of the storm.

Ship:

108/250

Queen Sectonia:

34/300

3x+1s!

241/250 x2, x3, 241/250 x3, x2,

I help Ichigo get Oblivion's Destroyer from Wyld

3x +1

I try to convert the godmodder to MLG.

Ship:

109/250

Queen Sectonia:

35/300

3x+1s!

I thank Fseftr for his assistance, then fire my armor's built-in machine guns at the Dalek Battleships.

Cannon: 7/30 (Claiming one of Fseftr's +1s and one of Jon's +1s from his previous post.)

Deucalion: 49/50 (Claiming one of Jon's +1s from his most recent post.)

Two for Fseftr, one for Jindra.

I get over to wherever this cave is and use truesight to try and find anything of value.

Bound amulet (38/500) (X3 fseftr)

Cathyland (34/1000) (x3: fseftr, x2: jondanger 23)

Three Free +1 charges.

edited 19th Nov '14 1:48:54 PM by CathariSarad

magiteck Fortress city:150/400 a thingamabob 2/???

just before The magnet affects Oblivion's destroyer, i Cast Bound to it. which means it is unable to be removed form my person... untill i Purposefully remove it or die in a horrible horrible fashion. But that wont hapen. right?

The result is that Oblivion's destroyer DOES fly through the air at the magnet glove. But i am attatched to it. And it is flying at him blade first. I also simultaneously try to shoulder check(read: high speed body slam) Ichigo out of the eye of the storm.

you know i just realized the daleks remaining must be extremely confused. I mean, i just wiped out ninety percent of their ... ground forces? and now i am pretty much the reason why there aren't dead yet. Im ALSO the reason they cant leave yet though as well XD By the way are one of those two battle ships the one that is now immune to the storm?

   COME 'ERE!   

three plus ones.

edited 19th Nov '14 4:27:22 PM by Wyld

I take a charge from Jon, Cat, and Wyld and continue my search for Chaos Emerald 3. 13/14

Pokémon Summon: 12/50.

3 Free +1s

244/250 x2, 244/250 x2,

I drop a battleship onto the battlefield.

3x +1

Well now I feel stupid. I tart to charge a callback to the very beginning, replacing the obsolete book reading charge. Most epic fart ever 1/100.

I do stuff with other stuff and get a thing. I don't know what it is though. I store one of the mackerals in hyperspace until needed.

edited 19th Nov '14 3:57:54 PM by pillowmantis

SEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRCCCCHHH!!!

Bound Amulet (41/500) (x3: shiny, x2: fseftr)

Cathyland (36/1000) (x2: fseftr)

Three Free +1 Charges.