Destroy The Godmodder

After a long (and somewhat boring) battle, both parties realize (as in, the Thomases and Dimentios) they are both making no progress. Past Thomas throws a taunt ball at Omega to try to get him to aim the cosmic dragon (unfortunately, this is more than likely to cause a Stable Timeloop anyways, rendering it moot), while Current (past future) alternate Thomas...uh...CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP. Thomas converts 5 of his 11/20 Herobrine charge to use a Comb Rave; 'Imperious Imprisonment'. Current (past future) alternate Thomas absorbs everyone on the miniature battlefield they're on (minus past Dimentio. That would screw a lot of stuff up), turning him GRIMDARK. Also it returns them to the present for some reason. Also I'm now evil, but I still hate the gosh darn godmodder. Also I'm fused with the TARDIS, an alternate me and an evil 2.5D magical jester.

Herobrine charge: 15/20 :P absorbed my past alternate self, remember?

Epic Plan: 2/15

I, using the extra power I gained, begin charging a weak, omnidirectional phantasmic death ray. 1/5

Also, on a completely unrelated note, am I allowed to summon characters from the comic I'm writing? That would be pretty awesome.

Also this music (blatantly stolen form the 'Mall Fight' thread) starts playing.

edited 7th May '14 6:04:26 PM by Dimentiosome

Artorias roars, and buffs his attack, as I attempt to grapple the Godmodder in a KINNIKU BUSTER

Q&A: ichigo, you never spent the original 5/5, your cannon is at 6/7. And yes dimentio, you are allowed to summon Original characters. Anything goes as long as it isn't 18+ or gory.

Suddenly, the airship opens up, revealing not soldiers, but a band of musically talented anime girls! Their performance will inspire and buff the AGs for five rounds! Fury then dumps a vile concoction that should probably ruin the fuel tank, but somehow heals the [OLAC] for 1000 health. Earl takes out his hammer, smashes plantera, but only dealing 500 damage, and directs the subreddit to attack aquaman.

Ichigo throws his sword at aquaman, which works, dealing 750 damage. Meanwhile, indirect's wrestlers seem to be even less useful than the repeated instant-summon attempts. Jon tosses a rock, which, being probably the most useless thing he could possibly do, deals 1 damage to the godmodder. iamnotausernameoraverysmartplayer begins building a five post charge to attack the GM only to find that the GM has outlawed anti GM killbots. Omega hits the grounds quite hard after his failed attempt to strangle the GM then shouts over his radio for his troops to prepare to attack.

Dimentio, after a slightly weighted, extremely pointless and fruitless battle, returns to the present to get hit by his own taunt ball, which ricocheted off of the paradox, looped around the world, then come back forward in time to knock the extra charge out of his slightly empty head. His attempt to jump charge power fails completely and spectacularly. He then begins charging a death ray. Trip buffs Artorias's attack this round, and attempts to use some sort of grappling move the GM has never heard of, but its a moot point because before he can pull it off he slams face first into a paradox bit.

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Battlefield:

Artorias heals for another 500 health, and charges with a combined attack with the [OLAC] tank, the two of them dealing a mini-critted 7500 damage to Plantera thanks to being egged on by the band. The subreddit people apparently like anime, they work even faster, spamming off so many of the embarrassing videos that their attack mini-crits as well, dealing 6000 damage to aquaman.

The paradox continues growing, it will disrupt several random actions next round. Meanwhile, far below, aquaman soaks the computer of a subreddit follower, causing them to quit. Plantera unleashes tons of spores, dealing 4500 damage to Artorias. The godmodder is getting frustrated again, and unleashes another rage beam that incinerates Artorias.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 90/100

Aquaman [PG]: Hp: 8250/15000

very big paradox [???]: Hp: ???/???

Plantera [PG]: Hp: 7000/20000

MAASTRC-US [AG]: Hp: 8750/15000

weaponized subreddit [AG]: Followers: 16/25

AKB 0048 [AG]: here for 4 rounds

edited 8th May '14 10:12:30 AM by pionoplayer

Well shit.

I order a second platoon of ninjas to begin constructing the Anti-Anti-Chuck Norris cannon, as I chuck a Hadouken.

Anti-Anti-CN Cannon: 1/30

4/20 Location almost identified

I fire an electric charge at Aquaman.

The Subreddit momentarily makes Plantera into a Reddit link and "negative karmas" the everloving hell out of him

I use my Ad Blitz ability to buy Plantera's allegiance.

Missile Status:

9/15

edited 8th May '14 1:33:37 PM by Jondanger23

I attempt to absorb the paradox.

Herobrine: I really have no idea at this point. Either 7/20 or 16/20. Or 12/20.

Epic Plan: Steve? is making some pretty good progress. 3/15

Phantasmic Death ray: 2/5

edited 8th May '14 3:35:55 PM by Dimentiosome

The ominous cloud disperses as electric guitars wail on the background, revealing a single figure standing in the middle of the crater. On his hand is a pump-action 12 gauge splattered with the blood of countless abominations. His emerald green armor, though battered, is a testament of how much punishment this man has endured. He glares at the AGs and racks his shotgun.

The Doomguy has been summoned!

10/10

The enchanters, still pissed off with each other, decides to leave. I immediately contacts the Institute of War to give me some actual summoners. 1/11

The engineers upload some coordinates for Jon's missiles. 10/15

Charges: 7/7

Having realized that I never spent my last charges, I smile with satisfaction as the cannon charges to its maximum level. I take aim at the godmodder and open fire, hitting him with the cannon's fully-charged blast. The warlocks continue their summoning ritual.

Summoning: 2/4

I radio my every ship currently in orbit (from my fleet, of course) and give one of the most powerful Epic Speeches I've ever given.

"$#*% is about to go down, Gentlemen. I don't expect us to win, or even to survive. I know this, if nothing else — if we die here, we will die not just as soldiers, fighting in a forgotten place. If we die, WE DIE AS MEN! We will fight until the last drop of life has been squeezed from us, and we will make sure that every last one of those drops BURNS THIS BA*****'S FLESH! WE FEAR NOTHING! FOR WE! ARE! FEAR INCARNATE! Godspeed, brothers and sisters."

Interstellar Polygalatic Badass Army — 2/6

I fire a super-charged Taser at Aquaman.

Level i Flare: 9/150

Stars: 9/33

Trip fires a hadouken out into space while his ninjas work on an attempt to take out the ACNT. Earl electrocutes aquaman, dealing 1000 damage and directs the subreddit to attack Plantera. Jon attempts to convince Plantera to join sides, but plants don't look at internet ads. dimentio attempts to absorbs the paradox, but is interrupted by the paradox's pulse form last round. The Doomguy is summoned, ichigo opens fire on the godmodder, but aquaman gets in the way and is completely incinerated. Omega and airman's actions both fail to do anything because of the paradox pulse. Wow, interrupting flavor text, that's new.

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Battlefield:

The subreddit ruins Plantera so horribly that Plantera is stuck as a permanent red link. But before the others can attack the godmodder...

He flies up into the paradox! Three paradox minions suddenly appear!

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 90/100

very big paradox [???]: Hp: ???/???

Paradox minion x3 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

The Doomguy [AG]: Hp: 12500/12500

MAASTRC-US [AG]: Hp: 8750/15000

weaponized subreddit [AG]: Followers: 16/25

AKB 0048 [AG]: here for 3 rounds

edited 9th May '14 12:47:07 PM by pionoplayer

I begin summoning a character from my comic/book/movie/whatever, Clair (Yes I am aware I'm doing a lot of charges at the same time, but I have the power of the TARDIS on my side). Clair is the boss of a company whos goal is to make sure Saskatoon's economy doesn't collapse, since the vice president (in a somewhat ridiculous Batman Gambit that works) surrounded it in a dome. Clair's magical ability is to convert magic to matter (only when holding an Imperium object, of course). He is a descendant of Pyrania, whom of which he is trying to kill, since she's being mind-controlled by Gary and his Teraonses. He technically has an angelic mode, but since Pyrania is over 200 years old, it's reeeeeeeeeaaaaaally weak.

Herobrine: 8/20 (Augh WHEN will I make PROGRESS on this FLIPPING CHARGE!?)

Epic Plan: 4(?)/15

Death ray: 2/5

Clair: 1/3

edited 9th May '14 3:18:32 PM by Dimentiosome

I shout "MORSMORDRE!" as the Dark Mark appears in the sky to try and rally up any Death Eaters.

Missile Status:

11/15

Death Eaters:

1/10

Seeing the carnage that was laid before him, one of the dwarves starts yelling loudly.

Morul Cabnunil, blacksmith, is taken by fey mood!

1/9

The institute sends me one guy named Bob. Oh well, better than nothing. Bob suggests that we summon his girlfriend, Nidalee, but after seeing the dwarf I ask him to summon someone else. 2/11

I order the MAASTRC-US and the Doomguy to directly attack the Godmodder.

5/20 Location identified. Requesting delivery from Traal.

I charge up my leg, and give one of the minions a swift, hard kick in the groin.

The subreddit submits a flurry of comics involving Dolan messing with the godmodder, sends them to godmodder and weaponizes them all.

edited 9th May '14 5:04:10 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Annoyed that my cannon isn't hitting its intended target, I turn to the warlocks and see that the ritual is nearly complete. Charging my cannon again with the targeting systems locked firmly onto the godmodder, I decide that the paradox should be eliminated as well and begin using my psychic powers to start opening a wormhole powerful enough to suck the paradox in, hopefully making the battle easier for us.

Charges: 1/7

Summoning: 3/4

Wormhole: 1/4

Anti-Anti Chuck Norris Turret: 2/30

I walk off a cliff to injure myself, causing the Red Tearsone Ring to activate. I then use [[Pokemon Reversal]] for max damage.

I pull out a magical staff, and shoot a beam of ice toward a paradox minion.

Afterwards, I begin to sketch a large summoning circle in the ground.

1/30

I notice that I'm getting no response from any vessels right now. This is... incredibly worrying.

"Attention all crew, we seem to be getting some extreme interference across 63% of all of our frequencies. Stick to hyper-secure channels, if you can. Let's burn this SOB."

Polygalactic Interstellar Badass Army — 3/6

Uh-oh... dimentiosome, I think you did something really dumb. I found Dimentio.

Q&A: tardis or no tardis, you can't charge that many of your own things, clair flies into paradox space and is never seen again, or yet.

jon begins summoning death eaters, fury directs his entities to directly attack the godmodder, earl deals 750 damage to a paradox with a crotch kick and trip finishes it off. wordless uses an ice beam freezing another minion for 1000 damage.

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Battelfield:

All of the AG entities attempt to attack the godmodder, but a massive paradox shield is thrown up, deflecting every attack. The remaining paradox minions ump the doomguy for 750 damage.

There is a loud screech and five more paradox minions hit the battlefield.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 90/100

very big paradox [???]: Hp: ???/???

Paradox minion x6 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

Paradox minion [PG]: Hp: 500/1500

The Doomguy [AG]: Hp: 11750/12500

MAASTRC-US [AG]: Hp: 8750/15000

weaponized subreddit [AG]: Followers: 16/25

AKB 0048 [AG]: here for 2 rounds

edited 10th May '14 9:49:50 AM by pionoplayer

Son of a--. Oh, whatever. I'll see if I can kill Dimentio yet.

I get angry at myself for not being able to retain that many charges. COME ON THOMAS, YOU CAN DO—oh, hey! Steve?'s back! He tells me it's time to summon the Wobbofet sphere, so yeah, I do that.

My 1/3 charge flies up into the sky, colliding with the Chekhov's rock, likely doing something.

Herobrine: 9/20

Epic Plan: 5/15

Death ray: 3/5

think I should join the Minecraft forum's game, or would I just screw it up?

edited 10th May '14 9:58:16 AM by Dimentiosome

I have the Doomguy climb on top of the MAASTRC-US while both bombards the Paradox Minions.

The dwarf scrambles back to his fortress. 2/9

Bob begins summoning a League champion. 3/11

I aim my Mega Laser at the Paradox Minions and fire.

Missile Status:

12/15

Death Eaters:

2/10

"The time is soon for us, my friends. SCYTHE Special Ops units and Sentinels, make sure that you have your Recall Beacons fully active. Fringe, remember the fail-safe option. Aurora, bring the Shieldwardens. And Omega, my brother, give this guy Hell on a silver platter."

(Some information: SCYTHE Special Ops Units and Sentinels are basically the best of the best at what they do. There's 14 in total, with 7 Sentinels and 7 SCYTHE units — Vanicos (that would be me), Fringe, Omega, Aurora, Kao, Stryas, Kaldin, Deltran, Xeram, Jeru, Nexiom, Gloriosus, Galax, and Miasma. Recall units send people with them back to their last used Save Beacon, or to the nearest allied medbay. Shieldwardens are mid-sized mechs, based on the Real Robot Genre, that act as The Medic and The Tank. Is this complex enough for you yet?)

Interstellar Polygalactic Badass Army — 4/6

edited 10th May '14 11:11:27 AM by OmegaShadowcry