Destroy The Godmodder

Lvl 1 Martial Artist (4/8 Grabbing from Tabbune) Something Really big (5/450 This time Trollllort)

And then going to assault the Propaganda Tower, with a hammer and chisel.

x3 +1s for AG/N

edited 15th Nov '14 6:05:56 PM by JindraAG

129/400, 50/60 (both from Troll )

Alright… HAMMER TIME! I conjure a lightning hammer from the Mana Storm and smash it at the KV.

3+1s!

I use my jet boots to rocket up to the eye of the storm and tackle Tabbune in mid-air, then bodyslam him into a Dalek Battleship.

Cannon: 29/30 (Claiming one of Tabbune's +1s.)

Deucalion: 42/50 (Claiming one of Jindra's +1s.)

I've got three +1s for anyone on Team AG.

edited 15th Nov '14 6:05:55 PM by IchigoMontoya

I leap up to a battleship with a big laser gun that will backfire horrendously if it is used, and replace one of the weapons on the battleship with it.

True Conqueror [136/500] (Tabbune, Ichigo)

MEC-1: Warden [63/100] (Tabbune, Ichigo)

Three charges to AG Squad.

magiteck Fortress city:139/400 the Watchamacallit 4/???

After hearing Cath insult my culinary expertise.... I keep my cool for the half a second it takes to place the rune... and then Decide to prove that i have culinary epicness! I make a Fruit Salad, and throw it at Cath. "What flavor is it you ask? its a surprise! the suprise in question is a specially crafted magitech grenade stuffed... well inside the pineapple. It is enchanted to freeze whatever it hits in time... or something like that. being an explosive, i hope it doesn't go off early... that would be bad,, becuase if im frozen in time, i cant play cookie clicker. or be other wise affected by attacks... oh noooo...

two points to tabbune... one to pillow... on the condition that they help me out a little with this situation i seem to be in.

edited 16th Nov '14 7:35:42 PM by Wyld

Hey everyoneeeeeee... I'm a magic sword, remember? EquippableAlly? Doesn't ANYONE of ANY team want to give it a shot? Sparkle sparkle...

I grab Sacred Spirit by the leg and smash a battleship with him.

True Conqueror [138/500] (Ichigo)

MEC-1: Warden [64/100]

Two to Wyld, one to Sacred Spirit.

edited 16th Nov '14 4:50:52 AM by Surt

227/250 Jindra, Tabbune's first 227/250 Jindra, Tabbune's first

I build ten thousand magic negation machines.

3x +1

I stare at the fabulous sparkling sword. "So...tempting..."

I pick him up and the "Item Get Theme" plays.

My next post will describe the sidequest... All I can say at the moment is that it is long, optional, and can be paused and un paused if something involving plot happens.

edited 16th Nov '14 11:23:55 AM by zbse

   I continue doing strange things.   

   "BWAHAHAHA!!" I LSHJADBGLWIDBCKSLFHBJABLBSFHJBSGDLVIADCHUJSLUIERBUILDBUDVVIL for random damage to random targets.   

edited 16th Nov '14 12:29:57 PM by Wolfarc732

I join in and kick some random person in the balls since I have no idea who is who since this is all chaos.

I sew together a plushie version of me and put it on my head: Plushie Mini-me: 1/1 hp more of a sanity line than anything

Anyways... Onto describing the sidequest. If you remember the book that I threw and how it lost quite a few pages, than good for you. Basically, this is the sidequest where you find the pages. There are three types of pages in this "little" sidequest: being Magic, Items, and Summons. The magic pages will often be found around places where there is a copious ammount of magic, be it natural or manmade. The items include weapons, defensive measures, and potions, usually being found in dungeons or towns. Finally, with the summon pages, they are a bit more unique than the other two types, due to having three different types of summons, offensive, defensive, and support. These pages are most commonly found in out of way places, such as mountains, caves, the ocean floor, and toothpick factories. There will probably be a few boss battles here and there, so make sure to prepare yourself for anything. When regarding the length of the sidequest, it will depend on plot and the players, meaning it can take a few months or not a few months, due to it depending on plot. The amount of pages will be probably around one hundred fifty one (including the table of contents). The pages you find will be warped to me for identification and sorting, but probably will be used later. If you have any questions or complaints, message me and tell me what you think needs changing, and happy sidequesting!

If Wyld successfully plants the rune on the KV-2.09 and sends it into the Nether, I teleport myself into the Nether as well. If not, I simply sidestep out of the way of Wyld's attack and taunt him if he misses. I then use the propaganda tower in its last moments to make Jindra AG into a Turk. I also wink at the godmodder while doing this.

Three Free +1 Charges since the labelnote eats them below.

Dat Face Soldier: (27/450) (x4: fseftr)

Cathyland: (22/1000) (x4: fseftr) ^{Mechanics for potentially overpowered entity}  This is an entity with somewhat complex mechanics. If it's too strong for its charge count, I'm willing to up the cost.

• General: First, when I complete the summon, a portal to the pocket dimension known as Cathyland appears on the battlefield. Entities on the main battlefield dimension cannot affect entities in Cathyland and entities in Cathyland cannot affect entities on the main battlefield. Anyone can still grant each other charges to players in a different dimension. Both Cathyland and the portal to Cathyland are indestructible, but entities/objects in Cathyland can be destroyed.

• The Portal: The original portal to Cathyland is the only entrance to Cathyland, and no other portals to Cathyland can be summoned. I have exclusive control over who is able to enter through this portal freely. Nobody else, not even the godmodder, can wrest this control from me. Any person I have granted portal access to can send any number of entities through the portal at any given time. Nobody can freely teleport from the battlefield to Cathyland and vice versa without going through the portal, this includes the godmodder. No entity can be forced through the portal except when I exile them.

• Even though it's indestructible, the portal has an HP pool, which is fairly large. While the portal's health is above zero, entities under the control of those who don't have free access to the portal cannot travel through the portal. Once the health of the portal reaches zero, players and entities without permission can travel through the portal, but only three entities or the equivalent of 10000 hp worth of entities can travel through it each round for those who do not have access. Player entities, megaentities and the godmodder are considered to have infinite health. Attacks made directly by the godmodder cannot deal damage to the portal or reduce it's hp. Once the portal's health reaches zero, any player can use a 125 point charge to bring the portal back to full health, regardless of what the portal's original health pool was. However, the portal cannot be repaired with any lesser charges or free actions once its health has reached zero. The portal is a non-attacking entity.

• Cathyland: Cathyland is an alternate dimension, which starts with an amusement park dedicated to me. As such, it cannot be destroyed, though people can try wrecking the amusement park and other things summoned there if they can get to Cathyland. While the portal's health is above zero, I can exile any entities, player entities, etc. of my choosing back onto the main battlefield. When summoned, Cathyland contains fifty security guards, with low stats. Additionally, each round, Cathyland provides me with 200 moniez regardless of whether or not I am currently in Cathyland. The amount of moniez I get each round can be influenced by other entities and players, but it can never go below 50 moniez. For every entity with over 5000 hp in Cathyland, my base income increases by 1 moniez. Players, the godmodder, and megaentities count as having infinite hp in this case.

• Moniez: If a player has moniez, he or she can only use them to summon forth basic attacking entities or clowns while in Cathyland. Clowns only differ from basic attacking entities in that they can have a slight fear mechanic. Moniez have absolutely no value on the main battlefield and cannot be used to summon anything in places that do not explicitly use moniez. Any player can use a free action to gain 1000 moniez or more depending on any modifiers. Players can summon entities that affect how much moniez they gain per turn. Players are free to exchange moniez with each other for whatever reason. 1000 moniez is roughly equivalent to 1 charge, and entities hired using moniez scale similarly to charged entities. If a player controlled entity attacks a player who has moniez, the attacking player gains 1 percent of the damage that would have been done in moniez. The player who got robbed loses that amount of moniez.

• TL;DR: This entity is a very strong, anti-godmodder wall that allows me to turtle. It also introduces an economy mechanic into the game.

edited 17th Nov '14 8:57:33 AM by CathariSarad

27/30 18/20

Well let's just call my last post a big lipped alligator moment and forget then.

I call upon the power of the useless to make a big red button. Press it and shenanigans will happen. Oh and I tactically retreat to the toothpick factory that randomly appeared.

   As my former action's damage ensues, I blast World's End Dancehall, dealing damage to any Anti-Miku plebeians.   

Zbse, I'd be glad to join your sidequest. I'll check for pages near the Chaos Emeralds I'm searching for. I take a charge from fseftr and Cat to bring my search for Chaos Emerald 2 to 9/12.

I take a charge from Cat to bring my Pokemon summon to 7/50.

I press Pillow's Big Red Button.

Now you did it. My button starts causing shenanigans each time it's pressed. The sky has been replaced with billions of hamster dance gifs. Also there are sombreros on every player and summoned entity. Press again?

Also I (not so) dramatically state no meds for me. Without my ADHD suppressed my ideas should get evn more crazy.

when I summon the holy mackeral someone else should take it since I only know about it's role in that it was summoned in the other game and helped. I don't have time to sift through hours of posts to find good call back material.

edited 16th Nov '14 5:49:47 PM by pillowmantis

I apologize, but I'm just really out of it today, there will be no update today (but everyone gets an extra post) and updates might end up being a little sporadic this week. Also, spirit, no double posting. seriously. You can just go back and edit. Pillow, you never turned PG, apparently I wasn't clear about that.

   I continue doing random, damaging things to random targets.   

   Hee-Ho! Three +1s, Ho!   

edited 17th Nov '14 10:21:37 AM by Wolfarc732

Cannon: 30/30

The Goblin General locks onto one of the Dalek Battleships and blasts it with the fully charged cannon. At the same time, I grab Wyld and snap his neck, then dropkick him at the Propaganda Tower.

Deucalion: 43/50

Three +1s for anyone on Team AG.

I take H20s steel battleaxe, and give it a lead core, increasing its mass and damage potentil, it now does 1100 dmagage

34/???

8/???

3 plus ones

I make myself Japanese through use of Propaganda tower.

Lvl 1 Martial Artist (8/8 +1 from Ichigo, Troll, and Wolf) summoned to attack the tower.

Something big (5/450)

Then three +1's to anyone not PG.

^{Lvl 1 Martial Artist} The basic idea is a weaker summon than normal, that can gain EXP. Every 100 Exp it gains a level and becomes stronger, increases HP etc. Probably going to be starting around a 4 charge summon in strength.

edited 17th Nov '14 11:45:40 AM by JindraAG

I take a charge from Troll and Wolf and find the Red Chaos Emerald. (12/12) I look to see if a page from Zbse's book is nearby.

Pokemon Summon 8/50. (I will reveal my plans for this when I reach 40 charge.)

I offer +1 to Cathyland.

1 charge to AG, 1 Charge to PG.

edited 17th Nov '14 11:45:29 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

I take H20's axe and add some blood magic to it, giving it a 0.01% chance to cause solidified blood to spike out of an entity that it hits.

Pages: 1/151

edited 17th Nov '14 11:53:59 AM by zbse

230/250 Jindra, Troll 230/250 Jindra, Wolf

I high five the Godmodder.

3x +1