Destroy The Godmodder

25/30 17/20 I change my nationality to Israeli. +100 to my bAdassery. I am wearing armor that the punches can't penetrate.

I turn on the random jackhammer and use it on his armor which can block punches, but probably not jackhammers...

edited 15th Nov '14 8:58:42 AM by zbse

QUICK! CONCUSS PILLOWMANTIS! TURN HIM BACK AG! I LET SLIP MY PLAN! HE KNOWS EVERYTHING I'M GOING TO DO! ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!!!

Yeah well, I'm using the random item of jackhammering on him, so that should work :)

Generally when does Piono make updates?

From my experiences, on weekdays, it is usually around nine or ten, on Saturdays, it's whenever he gets time I think, and he doesn't update on sundays

edited 15th Nov '14 11:35:51 AM by zbse

AAAGGGHHHH!!!! The null posts!!!

Okay, might end up needing to set a ground rule if this continues, but for now, try to cut down on nullposts. Feel free to go back and edit your posts to add in stuff and things like that, but please, don't abuse nullposts.

@shiny: Meh... could use a little work on the chaotic part, but you're a pretty solid neutral. You aren't really stupid neutral, you're sort of just bashing things as you come across them. Honestly, you're closer to Chaotic Stupid than Stupid Neutral, but then again, DTG is a whole lot more fun with people like that. As for changing your approach, neutral gets played quite a few different ways. To tell you just what that often ends up meaning, engie_ninja had as his signature for a while: "Just a fair warning; neutral and anti-godmodder are not synonymous." @cathari: yup, that's how things sort of began out in DTG 2, everyone was sort of doing their thing when WHAM!! out of nowhere we had a plot, and things just sort of went from there. @pillow: don't feel bad, we've got quite a few veterans in the main thread repeatedly targeting dead entities, multiple rounds after they've died. No, that is not dramatic really. @spirit: Shadow is your character, OOC will still refer to you as sacred spirit. But yeah, that makes sense, ironically enough for a while the PGs were closer to good guys than the AGs in the main thread. But yeah, 20 is not going to summon a god killer, and using it to summon a summoner is inadvisable at this point in time. But there is no limit on charge time. And you don't need to freak out over pillow's alignment change, its not like everyone didn't already know. And as to updates, zbse said it. I update as early as I can (unless its been less than 18 hours since my last updaate), and not on Sundays. @tabbune: Yes, you can. @jindra: Okay, the dalek fleet is pretty much busted, wyld summoned a massive magic storm, and then tabbune turned evil again because of a previous possession, and then the godmodder used cathari's propaganda tower to turn wyld pro godmodder. @wyld: Bad Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey! Bad! No countering posts below your own! That's not allowed! Editing is only to fix posts, not abuse others!

Also sacred, only 2 posts, that includes charging. You cannot charge your own thing in a +1 pickup post.

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h2o sharpens the rock on his stick, increasing its damage. Cathari casts another shield to protect the tower, magic drift turns it into an anti shield, instead of preventing it from taking damage, it now takes 5000 extra damage every round until the spell dissipates. Cathari makes troll serbian. Fseftr builds a magic negation machine, which promptly shorts out because of how much magic there is. Troll meta shields a random entity this round. Ichigo tries to retrieve the Emerald Nova with the Force... which is technically magic, so in a fit of obnoxiousness, the GM makes Emerald Nova skitter away, now even more lost than it was before. You now have absolutely no idea where it is. Ichigo shoots the propaganda tower with Red Glare, dealing 8500 damage. Wyld regains some concentration, attempts to sink the ground below the KV, but its stronk piece of Russian Serbian tech, and does not sink. Wyld launches tons of mana stars. The Propaganda tower takes 5000 damage, and the KV is hovering, so the stars, aimed below it, miss. The tunnels have already collapsed in fortunately.

Fseftr attempts to set another battleship on fire, but instead freezes it solid. a minicritted 6000 damage. h2o upgrades his sharpened stick-rock into an iron axe, and then troll upgrades it into an iron battleaxe. jondanger pulls out a... strange looking rubber duck. Cathari turns fseftr serbian, and then introduces wyld to cookie clicker. Every round, wyld loses 5 concentration to COOOOKIIEEES!!! Wolf continues doing strange things. Shiny opens a candy shop and changes to wonkian. Wyld heals the strongest battleship for 7500 health, and also makes it immune to the damage from the magi-storm. Ichigo attempts to levitate the propaganda tower and trough it at a battleship, but once again, the Force is finnicky and drills it into the ground. 6000 damage. Tabbune becomes serbian. Pillow eats part of the propaganda tower. He can't necessarily change nationality afterwards, but he does deal a minicritted 6500 damage to the propaganda tower. Pillow tries to become israeli, but gets punched in the face by wolf before he can, and then jackhammered by zbse.

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End of Turn Battle

The propaganda tower buffs all serbians, then debuffs them as well. The KV uses the derpgun on the strongest of the battleships, dealing a whopping 60000 damage to it. The battleships return fire, but troll wanders into the way and blocks every shot. The Propaganda tower takes 9000 damage from passive things, wyld loses 5% concentration.

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Battlefield: Mage-storm [active]

Godmodder: Hp: 44/100: The Banhammer [A]

Wonkian Propaganda Tower [N]: Hp: 11500/100000 [-5000 health/update]

Serbian Surt

Ichigo Montoya: Red Glare [A]: Durability: 65%

Wolfarc 732: Deathly Trance

Serbain fseftr

Serbian trollllort: hung over: ||

zbse: glove [A]: FATALized: Victini [N]

h2obox: iron battleaxe [A]

Serbian Tabbune

Wonkian Shiny Cotton Candy: Green Chaos Emerald [A]: candy cart

Eye of the Storm:

Wonkian Dalek Battleship [PG]: Hp: 36500/100000

Wonkian Dalek Battleship x2 [PG]: Hp: 50500/100000

Russian Serbian KV-2.09 [AG]: Hp: 190500/250000 Derpgun: |||| : shield: Hp: 0/7500

Le Wyld: Concentration: 90% [cookie clicker]

edited 15th Nov '14 12:22:23 PM by pionoplayer

Oh, hi Piono! Null posts?

Null posts occur when a person only does chit-chat for a post, whether it's asking another person something, or informing a person like how I am doing

So he doesn't like that. I'll be quiet and wait patiently for the update now.

you might want to turn me back before I summon the mackeral

I turn Macedonian.

Ship:

105/250

Queen Sectonia:

32/300

The clown rubber duck spits out three more +1s!

magiteck Fortress city:138/400 the Watchamacallit 3/???

I apologize i should have known better.

I jump atop the Kv, draw a rune of teleportation on it and teleport it to the nether. i fully expect it to return at some point. im just hoping its a bit later. Also, the nether is a dangoous place. lava, a multitude of creatures that will explode, burn, and simply bash you to death with dull blades. sounds like fun. "Go to [insert infernal Gorilla here]

three plus ones for the PG team

edited 16th Nov '14 6:04:19 PM by Wyld

   WOODY:    19/50

Paranoia: 78/200

I engrave the Iron Battleaxe.

Engraved Iron Battleaxe: [A]

Stats: +750 damage to free actions.

3 +1s.

I take a charge from h2o and Jon to continue the search for Emerald #2. (6/12)

Pokémon summon: 5/50

I start a marketing campaign for my candy. Also, I've figured out what effect it can have. You can use it to attempt to distract summons, especially animals and people known to have a sweet tooth.

Noooooooooooo...

I have the propaganda tower make myself into a Serbian, because for some reason it didn't before. Before Wyld gets his rune off, I try to have the KV-2.09 shoot at one of the battleships. I have the propaganda tower buff all Serbian Units. I then insult Wyld's culinary skills to try getting him to attack me instead of planting a rune.

Dat Face Soldier (25/450) (X4: Jondanger 23, X2: h20)

Cathyland (20/1000) (X4: Jondanger 23, X2: h20)

Three Free +1 Charges to AG peoples or Serbians.

Got it... Summon 1: Lvl 1 Martial artist : (2/8) Summon 2: SOMETHING BIG: (3/450) (+1 from cathari)

And ... Going to try dropping a giant piece of cotton candy on Tabbune. To hinder movement.

One +1 to each of the next two posts. And a +1 to CATHYLAND (21/1000)

(also my alignment is currently ending my name... though it was my initials)

edited 15th Nov '14 1:52:41 PM by JindraAG

   WOODY:20/50   

Paranoia: 79/200

I enchant the Iron Battleaxe with Ice. The engravings glow blue.

Iron Battleaxe of the North.

[A]

Stats: +800 points of ice damage to free actions.

3 +1s.

edited 15th Nov '14 2:09:58 PM by h2obox

26/???

6/???

I proceed to take h20s iron battleaxe, and turn it into a Steel Battleaxe, which adds 900 damage to free actions, before passing it back to him.

3 plus ones

Ignore. Below is my post.

edited 17th Nov '14 5:23:29 PM by SacredSpirit123

I punch Tabbune in the eye and then proceed to search out a good person to team with, and change into an enchanted obsidian longsword, waiting for a worthy wielder. This adds extra fire damage, and +1 to 10 to charge depending on their morality and devotion to the AG cause.

edited 17th Nov '14 5:25:03 PM by SacredSpirit123

Annoyed that my attempt only caused the Emerald Nova to become further lost to us, I activate my gauntlet's built-in palm-mounted magnet and aim it at the sky in an attempt to retrieve the lost Oblivion's Destroyer. If I succeed, then I return the weapon to Fseftr. If I don't succeed, then I blast the Dalek Battleships with my plasma cannons.

Cannon: 27/30 (Claiming one of h2o's +1s.)

Deucalion: 40/50 (Claiming one of Troll's +1s.)

Three +1s for anyone on Team AG.

224/250 x4, x5 224/250 x4, x5

I once again try to set a battleship on fire.

@piono Which side am I on again?

3x +1

127/400, 48/60 (both from )

I rush to the eye of the storm and quickly lunge at the KV with a Mana Blade.

3+1s!

30/???

7/???

I take h20's axe, and add a lightning enchantment to it, increasing its damage bonus to 1000, and hand it back to him.

3 plus ones