WITH THE MOST MIGHTY OF POWER, I LAUNCH AN ATTACK THAT CAN AND WILL KILL THE GODMODDER IF IT HITS HIM

it's also painfully slow

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yep

still going

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annnny second now

it suddenly turns, speeds up, and obliterates me

I, somehow, someway, steal the banhammer from the Godmodder and hit Edrobot in the face with it, trying to disrupt all of his actions this round. Then, since he'd just take it back anyways, I give the banhammer back to the Godmodder. If I can't steal the banhammer, I tackle the gorilla out of Edrobot.

True Conqueror [142/500] (troll, Jondanger)

MEC-1: Warden [49/100] (troll, Jondanger)

Three Charges to all the AG forces.

edited 12th Nov '14 8:58:21 PM by Surt

118/400

Contents:

^{The Big Bad Shining Great Sword}  A massive blade covered in runes to make it light enough for a Godmodder to barely lift it. Stats: High Attack, Very High Durability. Specials: Requires 2 free actions before swinging it (2 charging, 1 to actually swing it). Deals damage to an area when swung. Swinging can be chained into a throw attack that deals massive damage to one entity, but disarms the wielder and the wielder must skip my next free action.

^{Suspension Charm}  A gem with a shining semitransparent bluish white color. Can be used to trap an entity inside it, but it takes damage each turn depending on how strong the entity is. A trapped entity can't do anything.

^{Bone Dagger}  A small dagger made out of the bones of a demon. Stats: Medium Attack and Medium Durability. Special: When destroyed, summon a Skeletal Demon. The Skeletal Demon is stronger the more damage the Dagger did.

^{Ghost's Lantern}  A hollow pumpkin with a face carved on it, it's light comes from the gem inside it which is fueled by dead souls. Stats: Variable Attack, High Durability. Gains increased attack power whenever an entity dies, depending on the entity's strength.

^{Rose Scepter}  A beautiful scepter, it shines red when held. Stats: Very High Durability, loses some each turn if attached. Special: The wielder can't attack, but gives an attack and minor defense buff to all allied entities depending on it's strength. Can be temporarily buffed with a free action.

^{Soldier's Bow}  A bow used by soldiers of another time, it glows blue when worn. Special: It's user gains an Attack Buff and other entities of it's Faction gains a minor Defense buff

^{Fairy Harp}  A harp that shines in green when held. Stats:High Durability Special: The wielder can't attack, but can prevent an amount of damage dealt to an entity equal to a fraction on their own max health.

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39/60:

Summoning: ^Dragonlord  Stats: Med Attack, Very High Health. Specials: Brings 15 Dragonling when summoned. Dragonlings are 5-post ish in power, but disappears when the Dragonlord is killed.

Guys, maybe instead of questioning the poor newbie, why don't we just deal with that thing first? I start with a Lightning Bolt seeing that Gilgamesh is wearing something rhat would most likely conduct electricity.

3+1s!

Tabbune gilgamesh, is unfortunately nearly immune to magic with all those items and charms he has. also this is an allowance for you to post your second move.

magiteck Fortress city:127/400 2/???

edited 12th Nov '14 7:18:54 AM by Wyld

I get to the eye of the storm, and shoot a taser at Gilgamesh.

True Conqueror [144/500] (Tabbune)

MEC-1: Warden [51/100]

Two to Tabbune, one to Edro specifically added to any future one-shot summon.

Going to post this now: I went back and did a bit of cleaning up on the DTG page, whenever you guys go in to make entries, make sure that the trope fits, that it isn't already listed under "entire series" and that you reciprocate the link on the page of said trope.

Q&A: @everyone: Hold on! Don't pick on ed. Most of you have done equally stupid things in this thread, only two factors turned it into such a big failure: 1. He posted stats instead of just expecting it to dominate the field, and 2. I was feeling mean when I updated yesterday. And if you think that kind of behaviors is inexcusible, go look up my posts in the original Destroy the Godmodder thread. @ed: You'd be surprised. There's actually a canonical reason for why people are out of character sometimes, maybe I'll explain it at a later point in time here. @cathari: got it. Prepare for shenanigans. @wyld: Got it then. @shiny: yes you are. You're doing just fine. Don't listen to wyld, unless you do something really stupid, you should be fine. And probably even then. Actually, now that I realize that you literally meant nationality and not alignment, feel free to use it on any entity you want that is not a mega entity. @wolf: don't get cocky... @trip: Hey! Welcome back. @surt: Whoa, keep swearing to a minimum bud, there are children watching. If you feel the need to drop f bombs, there happens to be a Running Gag censor already gorillaing there!

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Ichigo turns around, and takes advantage of the terror enderman's daze by blasting it with his RPG, dealing 4000 damage to it. Fseftr jumps on the terror enderman, dealing 15000 damage, but the backlash from the sword spikes, and cyber ridley is consumed by paradox energy. Wolf begins walking slowly to the godmodder, who doesn't seem to notice. Cathari buffs the KV's attack for this round. Ichigo fires Red Glare at the terror enderman, and minicrits, dealing 9000 damage. Edrobot calls out of nowhere... the Three dancing brothers! three entities so uselessly weak that the godmodder doesn't bother mind controlling them!

Troll smacks edrobot at the godmodder. The godmodder knocks him back with the banhammer, and a game of tennis begins, and quickly ends when troll misses a shot and has edrobot crash into him. Cathari summons a small shield around the KV, and then unveils the propaganda tower. Wolf shadow-slaps edro. Fseftr wails on the terror enderman again, dealing 20000 damage, but with the backlash removing the shield on the KV. h2o attempts to gilgamesh gilgamesh, but gilgamesh, being gilgamesh, is the best gilgamesher to ever gilgamesh a gilgamesh, and gilgameshes h2o so hard h2o gilgameshes to the ground. confused yet?

Wyld rushes to the center of the battlefield... And conjures up a storm of magic. This could be a big turn around! Jondanger begins ranting at edro... but the magi-storm catches the words.. and amplifies them! The attack actually almost does what is advertised, and deals 500 damage to all non-mega entities on the field. Zbse's twitching body gains a glove. Troll attempts to use console commands, but discovers that he's not an admin! Jondanger begins freaking out and has a brief hitbox failure. Wyld attempts to conjure up a mana shield! And because of bad timing, a chunk of stray magic drift causes the shield to be ridiculously tiny, trapping an ant within it.

Shiny summons the first truly neutral entity in quite some time. Pillow scans the mothership, and discovers a very obvious weakness: its already dead. trip begins the most powerful of all attacks... painfully slowly... when it suddenly backfires! The attack, because of magic-drift, sprays out in a wide loop, hitting the terror enderman as well for 10000 damage. Surt attempts to tackle edro, but a wild gorilla comes out of nowhere, beats the snot out of him, and then leaves. Tabbune fires lightning at gilgamesh. Because of magic-drift, said bolt of lightning turns into a massive electric deluge of death. Gilgamesh side-steps. The attack misses. Surt attempts to tazer gilgamesh, and although it is not magical, Gilgamesh side-steps it once again.

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End of Turn Battle

Antilles sends in a communication; "What the heck did you guys do down there? Okay, whatever you've just done, I'm not sending any more men to get killed down there. you're on your own." Darth Vader apparently has similar thoughts, and as a single imperial shuttle descends from the sky he glares at the godmodder, he and his remaining soldiers board the shuttle as it takes off. Captain America quickly hops on board, helping a limping piono. The three leave the battlefield, although the shuttle barely makes it out of the range of the magic storm.

The KV attacks the terror enderman and minicrits, dealing 40000 damage to the enderman. The Shuppet feeds off of wolf's dark energy, and gains 150 health. The Propaganda tower attempts to turn cyber ridley Serbian. Cyber Ridley is now a stronk Serbian corpse. The terror enderman teleports to the KV and whacks it, but weakened, only deals 7500 damage. The daleks, now informed of the new combatant's alignment, pour down a rain of death upon the battlefield, killing the dancing brothers, and dealing 25000 damage to the propaganda tower and KV.

Gilgamesh laughs, and prepares to unleash his massive death attack when a previously thrown Brick Joke hits its target. The last of the three chekhovs rocks reappears with a massive boom in the sky, followed by an absolutely massive flock of enraged dodos. A very violent chain of events follows, and all that is left of gilgamesh is a pile of dodo beaks and one very smug rock.

Everyone is too stunned by this extremely anticlimactic ending to Gilgamesh to think about the magic storm until sudden mana surges are flashing everywhere. The terror enderman, being magical, takes 1000 damage, the Shuppet, being incredibly weak, dies. The KV and propaganda tower, being mechanical, take extra damage from sudden shorts, and both take 4000 damage. The daleks, being completely unprepared for magic because of a massive oversight on Davros's part, all take 4000 damage as well. All daleks destroyed.

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Battlefield: Mage-storm [active]

Dalek Battleship x4 [PG]: Hp: 95500/100000

armored daleks x113 [PG]: Hp: 500/5000

Godmodder: Hp: 45/100: The Banhammer [A]

Terror Enderman [PG]: Hp: 34500/500000

Propaganda Tower [AG]: Hp: 70500/100000

KV-2.09 [AG]: Hp: 213000/250000 Derpgun: ||||

Ichigo Montoya: Red Glare [A]: Durability: 80%

fseftr: Oblvion’s Destroyer [A]

Wolfarc 732: Deathly Trance

zbse: glove [A]: FATALized

Eye of the Storm:

Wyld

edited 12th Nov '14 9:49:25 AM by pionoplayer

"What the GORRILA-ing GORILLA kind of GORILLA-ing bullGORRILA was that!? I call motherGORILLA-ing hacks, because GORILLA-ing Lady Luck is a GRORILLA-ing GORRILA!" my resulting streak of profanity somehow gains physical form, and attacks the terror enderman, before fading away.

21/??? I drink an ultra concentrated can of beer, and enter beer riot mode, before, due to being so drunk I forgot how much he would weigh, pick up Cypber Ridlys corpse, equip it, and use it as a massive flail on the terror enderman.

4/???

three plus ones

edited 12th Nov '14 10:43:53 AM by trollllort

Following Gilgamesh's death, his soul is absorbed by the Holy Grail, an artifact that can grant a wish if it absorbs 6 more Servants. Or something. Deciphering magibabble was never Edrobot's strong suit.

Edrobot tosses some Phenox Downs on the Dancing Brothers to revive them, thinking they can at least keep the godmodder occupied. He then starts running on a hamster wheel to build up enough charge to summon something that would actually be useful. He also leaves a power strip out, so the next three people allied against the godmodder can gain +1 charges.

Charge Count

• [SUMMON CHARGE +1]
• [HOLY GRAIL CHARGE +1]

The Dancing Brothers

• Glenn: 5/10
• Martbell: 5/10
• The Killer Dynamo: 5/10

edited 12th Nov '14 10:48:19 AM by Edrobot

I fire my armor's built-in machine guns at the Terror Enderman.

Cannon: 13/30 (Claiming one of Troll's +1s.)

Deucalion: 27/50 (Claiming one of Ed's +1s.)

I've got an order of three +1s over here.

206/250 , x3 206/250 , x3

I batter the terror enderman with Oblivion's Destroyer

3x +1

@Edrobot: By the way, Surt specifically gave you a free charge. Feel free to use it for one of your summons.

Well, that was a close one.

I conjure up a shield around the KV-2.09. I then have the propaganda tower turn the KV-2.09 into Serbian tank, even though it is piece of Soviet engineering. For this round, I have the tower buff all Serbian units. I try to have the KV-2.09 finish off the terror enderman. If it's already dead, I try to have it target one of the battleships.

Dat Face Soldier (7/400) (x2: Ichigo Montoya, : fseftr)

I begin construction of a weapons factory. (2/200) (: fseftr)

Three Free +1 Charges.

I blast the Dalek battleships with Force Lightning.

Cannon: 15/30 (Claiming the last of Fseftr's +1s.)

Deucalion: 29/50 (Claiming one of Cathari's +1s.)

Three +1s are now available for whoever wants them.

My body, due to the glove appearing, suddenly comes back to life, yet still FATA Lized, and SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Es at the armored daleks.

The glove suddenly points at the godmodder and nothing happens...for now.: 3/??? Complete?

Something may be incoming. Prepare yourselves

While I'm glitching through the ground, a small crack appears on one of my arms.

Ship:

102/250

Queen Sectonia:

27/300

3x+1s!

edited 12th Nov '14 12:51:36 PM by Jondanger23

210/250 x4, x3, 210/250 x4, x3,

I swing at the terror enderman with Oblivion's Destroyer

3x +1

edited 12th Nov '14 12:57:02 PM by fseftr

magiteck Fortress city:129/400 4/???

"This..." I begin, sitting in the midst of a storm of destruction. "is amazing!"

I Stare up to the dalek battle ships over head. "nothing lowers ones moral like having half of one's fleet destroyed by a wizard on a hilltop..."

I magnetize the battle ships as to try to crush them together in a hunk of metal... hmmm, the daleks near them might slam into the battle ships, dealing damage to said battle ships should they not simply crumple together.

three plus ones are conjured from the magical fallout of the storm... and quite a few something elses as well... what ARE those? they dont seem to have bodies but... there are quite a few.

edited 12th Nov '14 1:42:38 PM by Wyld

The crack gets larger and more cracks appear. Three medics go flying at a battleship.

Ship:

103/250

Queen Sectonia:

28/300

3x+1s!

edited 12th Nov '14 1:41:11 PM by Jondanger23

I've been waiting for the right timing for this. With charges from the last 3 posters, I summon the legendary Pokémon Victini (10 charges). It has 2000 hp. Due to being such a small charge, it can only attack with Ember and Confusion.

Here is where it gets interesting: it is summoned wild, so anyone can catch it and use its Victory Star ability to make attacks from their side (PG or AG) more likely to succeed.

Additionally, since Victini produces so much energy inside its body, anyone who can sense energy fields is instantly alerted to its presence.

edited 12th Nov '14 1:52:57 PM by ShinyCottonCandy

I float over to the victini and glomp the tiny furball of adorableness... And then put it in a master ball due to THE POWER OF NINTENDO

edited 12th Nov '14 2:17:11 PM by zbse

magiteck Fortress city:130/400 The Whatever:5/???

"Hmmm..." I experiment with the storm a few moments... and after a few minutes, i learn how ot works... "Oh.. OH! Of course!" now understanding how to manipulate the ether storm to my benifit, I Manipulate the Etheric winds, and created massive magical turbulence in the fly zone above the battle field, trying to bring everything up there crashing down. "AAAA HAHAHAHAH!"

I look around at the things at the edge of my vision as i do this. They Don't seem threatening, but they are definitely there...

I've noticed everyone seems to be losing their sanity XD here i am laughing like a maniac, Someone is fatalized, and someone else is going super powered goth on us... this is going to be hilarious XD

three plus ones are knocked out of the sky.

edited 12th Nov '14 2:39:03 PM by Wyld

   I stop, gathering and condensing the Shadow that has built up on the ground (considerable amount, from about the center to somewhat near the Godmodder).   

   "Now..."   

   Shadowy Sphere: 1/3   

HAHA...you haven't seen my final CHARGE!!!

edited 12th Nov '14 2:58:52 PM by Wolfarc732

   WOODY:11/50   

Paranoia: 72/200

I STRONGLY FOOTBALL TACKLE the terror Enderman.

3 + 1s.

edited 13th Nov '14 4:21:31 AM by h2obox

It was dead? Well I learned not to post while sleep deprived

19/30 11/20

I turn gilgamesh bright pink through non magical means. No damage so it's just for the lol

I try teleporting the KV-2.09 into the eye of the storm so it doesn't get affected by it. I also have the propaganda tower try to get Ichigo Montoya to accept way of glorious Serbian Nationalism.

Dat Face Soldier (10/450) (X7: Jondanger 23, x4: Wyld) ^Mechanics:  Each round, Dat Face Soldier can either make a normal attack against an entity or group of entities or use the ability Remove Kebab from the Premises.

Remove Kebab from the Premises: Each round, Dat Face Soldier may select one unit/entity. Said entity must be of Turkish nationality or must have had that modifier at some point while Dat Face Soldier was on the battlefield. If the selected entity meets these requirements, Dat Face Soldier destroys the target entity regardless of HP pool. If the targeted entity is a player/player's avatar, Remove Kebab from the Premises instead stuns/exiles that player for a certain number of rounds, and said player's Turkish nationality modifier is then removed. If the Godmodder has this modifier, Dat Face Soldier may target the godmodder with this ability, but it may produce different effects.

Additionally, all Serbian units/entities/people gain an increase in attack power, defenses, etc. while Dat Face Soldier is on the battlefield. Also, what are the requirements for megaunits? It might make sense for Dat Face soldier to use low digit hp pool, but I'm not sure.

Meh, gonna go with a frigate instead (6/150) (X7: Jondanger 23, X4: Wyld, X2: h20)

Three Free +1 Charges

edited 12th Nov '14 3:46:18 PM by CathariSarad

Up to 2 turns can be taken every round, right?

I take a charge from Cathari and Wyld, and begin my search for the first of seven Chaos Emeralds. (3/10)

I also start a charge to summon another Pokemon, which I will not announce beforehand this time. 1/50

1+ to PG, 1+ to AG