Destroy The Godmodder

I shoot a grappling hook at the ground, and stab the other end into the Terror Enderman, hopefully disabling its teleport ability.

True Conqueror [139/500]

MEC-1: Warden [46/100]

Passing over that other charge of mine to the next poster, and making three available to whoever claims them.

edited 11th Nov '14 12:56:42 AM by Surt

Edrobot stares at his gun, before tossing it aside. "Well I'm out of ideas." he says.

Suddenly, a figure clad in gold armor shoves Edrobot to the floor. "Step aside, mongrel!" he says. "How can one man be giving you all such trouble?" The man waves his hand, and suddenly about elevendy bazillion swords appear in mid-air.

"Never send commoners to do a king's job... I'll simply have to teach you all a lesson!"

Moments later, every single weapon he just summoned starts rocketing towards the godmodder, attempting to utterly destroy anyone or anything unlucky enough to be within a 30 mile radius of the godmodder, regardless of whether they are friend or foe.

Gilgamesh, King of Heroes [HP: 77777777/77777777]

OOC: Presumably Gilgamesh doesn't require an absurd amount of time to charge because trying to control him in any meaningful way is a total waste of time.

edited 10th Nov '14 11:58:03 PM by Edrobot

   Omega...the end of all things...   

   A strange black liquid begins to pool where I step...I am forced to fling Gilgamesh towards the Godmodder, despite my Neutral status...   

edited 11th Nov '14 12:55:41 AM by Wolfarc732

Good rule of thumb: don't summon as a free action. Godmodder will mind-control it, and you will completely and utterly fuck our chances of winning in a timely manner.

Q&A: @wyld: that's not exactly true. Remember that the godmodder took damage from being punched. @shiny: Yup, that's right. @troll: If you do something like that, you have to say how much of the charge you're using, keep that in mind next time you do that. @creature: bit late for that, 'fraid you're with the godmodder. You need a dramatic shift for a Face–Heel Turn and you sort of just joined him. Don't worry, since PGs are usually at some sort of disadvantage, there's certain perks to balance things out that you get.

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Cathari searches the bridge for any loot he can find, and unremarkably, finds nothing that isn't completely smashed up. jondanger kicks one of the battleships into the mothership, minicritting and dealing 3000 damage to both. Fseftr charges the terror witch with oblivion's destroyer, and deals 15000 damage to it. Wyld, having commandeered the dalek mothership, turns its guns on the dalek battleships. The CAAN laser is fired, blowing the weakened battleship out of the sky, along with 20 daleks nearby. Ichigo rattles off his insults, the godmodder just growls. Ichigo levels his plasma cannons to fire at the daleks, but is launched into the sky by the godmodder's banhammer. you'd be surprised. h2o [CENSORED].

Wyld sends the mothership hurtling towards the ground, firing its guns at everything. Troll gets cyber ridley out of the way of impact, heals the mothership for 15000 health, then throws a thermite grenade at a terror slime, killing one of the small ones. He throws the pin at the godmodder, who is too busy wiping the floor with ichigo to notice the insignificant piece of metal. Fseftr rushes through the terror slimes with oblivion's destroyer, killing one of the mediums. Ichigo lands, preparing to attack the terror enderman, but gets pounded again by the godmodder. After a quick Curb-Stomp Battle, Ichigo is just sort of lying on the ground, twitching. Cathari, finding nothing of use, teleports back to the battlefield. KV-2.09 summoned! Shiny digs out a tunnel underneath the battlefield. That's just asking for trouble.

Troll heals the mothership for 4000 more health. h2o throws money at the terror slimes, one of the small ones freaks out, believing itself to be rich! It jumps into one of the deeper pudddles leftover from the flood and melts away. Wolf begins to get up. A chill runs down the spines of any of the observers. The combatants are too used to terror to feel it though. Pillow looks through the info on the godmodder... There doesn't really seem to be much. He's pretty much invincible unless you get lucky. That's really all there is to be said on the matter. Zbse twitches. Surt tackles the enderman, holding on for dear life, the enderman begins teleport spamming all over the place, trying to shake its assailant. pillow and tabbune both attack the mothership, dealing 8500 damage total. surt stabs the enderman, but the end of his hook is teleported away with the enderman. 4500 damage though.

Suddenly, all sound is hushed across the battlefield as it is all drowned out by the sound of monumental stupidity. It sounds something like this: "I one-post summon a massive entity and expect it not to backfire on me horribly." Gilgamesh, King of Heroes, in keeping with what a quick overview of his character page told me, resists the control of edrobot and joins the godmodder. Nice Job Breaking It, Hero. Wolf attempts to fling Gilgamesh at the godmodder. It does not work. There is currently a massive storm of swords hovering over the battlefield. wonderful.

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End of Turn Battle

Everyone just looks and stares. The godmodder laughs, but none of his terrors know what's going on, neither do the daleks. the rift however, does not put out more daleks, because just as the battleships are coming through, wyld crashes the mothership, and devoid of a power source, the rift closes. All of the terrors but the enderman are completely obliterated. Captain America, Darth Vader and piono all take 3 damage. The godmodder takes 3 damage from being right under the dalek mothership when it crashes.

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Battlefield:

Dalek Battleship x4 [PG]: Hp: 100000/100000

armored daleks x113 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

daleks x351 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

Godmodder: Hp: 45/100: The Banhammer [A]

Gligamesh, King of Heroes [PG]: Hp: Waytoomuch/Waytoomuch Swordstorm: |

Terror Enderman [PG]: Hp: 134000/500000 [weakness/slowness: 1 round]

KV-2.09 [AG]: Hp: 250000/250000 Derpgun: ||||

enraged Cyber Ridley [AG]: Hp: 64500/100000

501st [AG]: 10 left

Darth Vader [AG]: Hp: 4/10

Captain America [AG]: Hp: 4/10

piono [AG]: Hp: 4/20

Ichigo Montoya: Red Glare [A]: Durability: 90%

fseftr: Oblvion’s Destroyer [A]

Wolfarc 732: Deathly Trance

zbse: FATALized

edited 11th Nov '14 7:32:32 AM by pionoplayer

I quickly get back on my feet and take much satisfaction in watching the godmodder getting crushed by the Dalek Mothership, then blast the Terror Enderman with my RPG.

Cannon: 9/30

Deucalion: 23/50

Have three +1s.

edited 11th Nov '14 11:17:39 AM by IchigoMontoya

200/250 200/250

I slice at the terror enderman with Oblivion's Destroyer

3x +1

   "Now...Darkness falls..."   

   Richard(?) sulks slowly towards the Godmodder, leaving black liquid behind him...it appears to be gathering together into a pool, inexplicably.   

edited 11th Nov '14 10:02:50 AM by Wolfarc732

I have the hovering KV-2.09 shoot at the terror enderman with its regular gun that doesn't have a ridiculously long reload time. I also use time magicks to slow down the terror enderman.

+1 charge from Tabbune from last round designated to me.

Propaganda Tower (47/50) ( Tabbune, X3: Ichigo Montoya, X2: fseftr)

I begin to summon Novislav Djajic a.k.a Dat Face Soldier. He is stronk Serbian Soldier who removes Kebab from premises. (2/400) (X2: fseftr)

Three Free +1 Charges.

I fire the Red Glare at the Terror Enderman.

Cannon: 11/30 (Claiming one of Fseftr's +1s.)

Deucalion: 25/50 (Claiming one of Cathari's +1s.)

One for Propaganda Tower. 48/50

One for the Manticore. 4/45

And I'm designating this +1 to Tabbune for him to use as he wishes.

edited 11th Nov '14 11:13:30 AM by IchigoMontoya

Edrobot begins to hyperventalate. "Okay," he says, "I know things look bad... but... uh... I can fix it!"

He places his hands on the ground, and creates a summoning circle. "From the ether, I call... THE DANCING BROTHERS!"

Suddenly, three badly-drawn figures appear out of nowhere. And then they begin to dance.

THE DANCING BROTHERS: Glenn [HP: 10/10] Martbell [HP: 10/10] The Killer Dynamo [HP: 10/10]

OOC: I should point out that Gilgamesh wouldn't join the godmodder's side; he'd be on his own side. He has way too much stubbornness to be mind controlled. Mind you, he'd probably try to eliminate everyone other than the godmodder first, but only because he'd want to fight the godmodder 1 on 1.

edited 11th Nov '14 11:09:50 AM by Edrobot

I burst out of the wreakage, and smack Edrobot with enough force to launch him at the godmodder. "What you just did, was the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever seen. At no point, in your thoughless, incohearent actions, were you even CLOSE, to ANYTHING that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone here, Is now dumber for having witnessed it. I award you no poiints, and may god have mercy on your soul"

Cyber Ridly takes the oppertunity to score a suprise attack on the terror endermen amidst the confusion of edrobots stupidity.

13/???

2/???

3 plus ones

@Edrobot: It doesn't really matter what said character was in canon, the godmodder has complete control of that entity you just summoned. Unless you summon it via the charge system, you can't dictate what behavior your entities have. Also, unless you're siding with the godmodder, you should really stop using free actions to summon entities and use the charge system so they don't get automatically mind controlled, cause your free-action summons are going to start screwing us over sooner or later. You might want to have a look at the rules at the beginning of the thread to see how to do this.

If possible, I have the KV-2.09 keep firing at the terror enderman. If enderman is already dead, I have it shoot at one of the dalek battleships if it can. I also conjure a shield around it.

Propaganda Tower (50/50) (X3: Ichigo Montoya, :Troll) Reposting properties. This is a non-attacking structure. Since it's metal/electronic it would count as a mechanical unit. Every post, the tower can select either 1 unit/person or 5000 hp worth of units and change its nationality. This nationality change is permanent unless someone or something does something to change or remove it. Additionally, the propaganda tower can perform one of the following two options each round. It can either give an attack buff to all units of a selected nationality, or it can make all units of a selected nationality take increased damage from all sources. It cannot do both of these actions in a single round.

Erecting the Propaganda tower. If possible, I have it make Cyber Ridly into stronk Serbian Cyber Ridly. I then have it buff all Serbian units/players.

Dat Face Soldier (4/400) (: Troll)

Three Free +1 Charges.

   Shadows...come to me...   

   something appears to be happening...one bloblet of Shadows slap Bot for being so stupid.   

edited 11th Nov '14 3:07:14 PM by Wolfarc732

203/250 ,x6 203/250 , x6

I slice at the terror enderman again with Oblivion's Destroyer

3x +1

   WOODY:9/50   

Paranoia: 71/200

I Gilgamesh Gilgamesh

3 +1s.

magiteck Fortress city:121/400, Storm:108/200,

I Sit up in the bridge "WOOOOHOOHOHOHO! that was awesome!"

... ya know, you'd think the godmodder would be immune to people dropping ships on him by now.

I yell at the top of my lungs. FORM A DEFENSIVE PERIMETER AROUND ME! I sprint to cath's propaganda tower and set up there, wyldly casting defensive magicks around it to stop an enemy advance. "You WILL be hurt severely if you aren't hanging around my position! TO ME QUICKLY" Storm:108 I grin evily, there are more than enough charges here for a lethal attack on everything. To recap. this spell does damage over time to everything on the battlefield via magical fallout, and standars storm effects combined (unless you are hiding in doors or something, or are in the eye of the storm, where i am). it also makes all magic based items and attacks wildly powerful, but unpredictable... as in your attack could hit a random person becuase the theric winds blows ti to somone else, or it changes its affects(mind you neither of these things are always bad, sometimes they are actually helpful) sometimes both. meaning spells now have a chance of failing even against mooks. a low risk gamble with a high payoff. enchantments (status effects on things already present on the battlefield basically) that are cast during the storm are permanent FOREVER. This includes negative effects and positive ones. Be careful who you use on what though, a curse can turn out to be a lethal weapon in the hands of human ingenuity. The sky goes dark, and the whole batlte field seems tinged with blue. Etheric powers swirl around, forming the perfect storm. "heheh....hehheheee.... my storm is better than yours you over rated king of wandering hobos"

Three plus ones.

edited 11th Nov '14 4:56:11 PM by Wyld

I walk up to Edrobot. "WHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDOWHATDIDYOUDO

The resulting shockwave from my voice does 2000 damage to everything.

Ship:

100/250

Queen Sectonia:

25/300

3x+1s!

My body twitches more violently, almost as if someone, or something, was moving it.

The glove fully materializes on my right hand and merges with it, almost as if it was a part of me to begin with.: 9/9 Complete

The nintendo symbol starts flowing into the glove.: 2/???

I Procceed to use the Dev command setposition to teleport me and Cyber R Idly to Whyld. "L-lets do this!"

17/??? My stutter is follwed by a voilent twitch, but nothing more seems to have happend yet.

3/???

3 plus ones

I begin glitching through the ground while screaming "ZE BIRDMAN IS PURE AGONY!"

Ship:

101/250

Queen Sectonia:

26/300

3x+1s!

magiteck Fortress city:125/400, , 1/???(dont know what im summinging yt... but tis something)

I stare at edro for a long moment. "I'm willing to forgive one mistake like that, i made one a while back where i made the dalek warship last significantly longer than it normally would have... but if you keep summoning things like that with one shots, i expect we will have to give you the boot and let you derp around in a cave somewhere with shiny over there... infact you two might find that fun, you can go search for some missing artifacts I.E: tabbune's emerald... and those pages... i swear there was something about pages earlier in this fight, you two should go side quest or something. seriously things are about to get ugly over here."

For my second act of super powered awesome, i conjure a Mana sheild just inside the eye of the storm. i can let people through at my leasure if they are freindly my mana shield regenerates 10% a round on its own, and a bonus twenty percent for every post i spend boosting the sheild. Oh and people can't teleport in/out of it unless i let them. think of it like the gated community rich people like. since it is permanent, if it is destroyed (0%) it will come back after three rounds at twenty percent. it also will last long after everything vaguely interesting moves away from it unless it is somehow dispelled through massive shenanigans. it shall be dubbed, The Wyld! no not becuase of my name... because of its secondary affect to make lots of really big trees on the inside of it... and to slowly expand. VERY slowly.

yeah dont see why not. might wanna pick a side though, sitting on the fence usually results in both sides grabbing your arms, and sawing you in half using said fence.

edited 11th Nov '14 6:58:34 PM by Wyld

Victini summon: 6/10 After leaving my tunnel, I take the charge from Jon and Troll to summon the Pokemon Shuppet. Shuppet (50 hp) will feed upon the malice of the combatants to empower itself.

1+ charge to the pro-GM, 1+ charge to the anti-GM can I do that?

edited 11th Nov '14 3:30:20 PM by ShinyCottonCandy

I think. Also, thats a strong Shuppet, considering me...

17/30 10/20

I scan the ship to create a map which I send to everyone. This should show us a weak spot