Destroy The Godmodder

I continue on. Welcome aboard.

Q&A: @tabbune: Okay, dragon lord sounds good. @wyld: And you, my friend, have just figured out why we don't get philosophical in DTG. You think this is bad? At least you guys are fighting to preserve tvtropes. Take a peek over in the Mcforums session some time. But yeah, the godmodder can respawn. He's a minecraftian. You guys are godmodders too, just aligned more closely to good, and also not nearly as powerful as him. @edrobot: Welcome to the game. @all: about something in the update, I accidentally deleted Oblvion's destroyer and the necronomicon, pay no attention to that.

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Everything stops. The three thousandth post. Zbse unleashes a massive tidal wave of liquid black fear. The terrors are, ironically, terrified, and in their terror scramble over each other, dealing large amounts of damage. All silverfish lose 10000 damage, and no new silverfish are spawned. The terror slimes just melt in fear (although they split into medium terror slimes shortly after), the terror witch immediately begins scrambling around, dropping many of its splash potions onto itself and the other terrors (slowness and weakness applied to all terrors, 15000 damage to the witch), the enderman looks around in fear, as if afraid of the very air around it, and immediately begins teleporting all over the place, even into the middle of stone, dealing itself 25000 damage. The daleks begin flying around in circles above, too distracted to attack, shouting. The Doc-tor is back! The Doc-tor is back!!! Es-cape!!! ES-CAPE!!!! Even the two late arriving battleships from last round.

Zbse jumps up and makes a large portion of the mothership rust, increasing the damage dealt to the mothership for this round. Wyld rushes at Davros, normally, the daleks would have gotten the way, but every last one has already by this point left the room screaming in terror. Wyld begins prying open the shield, dealing 4000 damage to it. He can hear Davros within, crying in terror. Jondanger watches the godmodder, and fires a pistol at the terror slimes. The bullet goes through all of them and deals 500 damage to each. Fseftr descends from the sky with his death-bringing sword, and cuts one of the terror silverfish cleanly in half. Cathari finishes preparing an emotion spell, then watches in stunned silence as just before he can unleash the spell, the daleks begin shrieking in horror and rush out of the room.

Creature slashes at Captain america, who turns at the last moment and catches it on his shield, the two begin struggling. Cathari drops into the bridge. What are the chances? Ichigo slams creature into the ground. The godmodder notices the confrontation going on between the two, throws some dust into jondanger, who is gibbed by the force of losing the ogle contest, and then slams the banhammer into ichigo, letting creature off of the ground. Exactly. How can you stand against me? I'm only getting warmed up nooblets. Tabbune swings his spell book at the godmodder, the godmodder catches the book in one hand, and dope-slaps Tabbune with it, then tosses it out of the crater where the fight is going on. h2o forms a fissure under one of the silverfish, dealing 5000 damage to it, but spawning another one still. Troll attempts to hit the strongest silverfish with a debuff, but then realizes that after slowness and weakness, there really isn't much useful left. tabbune attacks one of the terror slimes with a lava spray, and crits, killing it and reducing it to two small terror slimes.

Ichigo fires the redglare at the terror enderman, who, in its terror, fails to dodge the round and takes 6500 damage. Wyld shoves explosive packing foam into Davros's shield, which blows the shield up. Davros goes flying, taking 1 damage, and the shield flies apart. The destruction deals 7500 damage to the ship by messing up internal systems. Pillow mantis uses a spell to make the witch's nose look like squidward's, but then realizes that it always did! Wolf uses up the rest of the necronomicon's power... Oh dear... This looks suspiciously like he's going grimdark. Shiny begins another charge, which will presumably cause more craziness.

h2o throws a meat bicycle at the godmodder. As the game master has no idea what that is, it reverts to the most obvious (and probably least correct) form, a bicycle made out of meat, which the godmodder eats. Zbse drinks that contents of the FATAL bottle. As is expected, its fatal. zbse topples over, dead. But for some strange reason... he stays down. That twitching doesn't look natural, does it? Fseftr minicrits with his second slice, and takes down two silverfish at once. However, cyber ridley is too close and takes a critted 20000 damage from the backlash. Surt steals a healing potion from the terror witch, and heals Cyber Ridley for 4500 health. Edrobot pulls out a gun, and fires it at the godmodder's head. The bullet richochets off the godmodder's head. Everyone just stares at him. What... was that?

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End of Turn Battle

Cyber Ridley begins devouring terror silverfish, managing to eat the rest of them, but discovers that terrors are not nutritious enough to be healing items when eaten. Ghost pepper, Darth Vader and Captain America all gang up on the terror enderman, dealing a combined damage of 60000 damage. The enderman is slowed, but it still manages to deal 1 damage to Captain America when he gets to close. The 501st fires on the terror slimes, reducing three more to small slimes. Only one of them gets eaten in a predictable Red Shirt accident. Piono aims the destroyer gun upwards. I wonder... He fires. On the bridge, a blast of energy suddenly tears upwards, incinerating Davros. Welp, one dalek overlord down. He'll be back though, but not for a good long while. The mothership, in a weakened state, takes 80000 damage from the destroyer gun blast. Piono blows smoke away from the muzzle, and tosses the spent gun to the ground. The daleks are still calming down, and don't get to attack, even when 50 more daleks and 20 more armored daleks manage to panic their way out of the rift. Finish the mothership! Ghost pepper runs out of time and dissipates.

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Battlefield:

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 100000/2000000: CAAN Laser: |||

Dalek Battleship x4 [PG]: Hp: 100000/100000

Dalek Battleship [PG]: Hp: 45000/100000

armored daleks x113 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

daleks x371 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

Godmodder: Hp: 48/100: The Banhammer [A]

Terror Enderman [PG]: Hp: 138500/500000 [weakness/slowness: 2 rounds]

Terror Witch [PG]: Hp: 80000/150000 [weakness/slowness: 2 rounds]

Large Terror Slime x4 [PG]: Hp: 9500/10000 [weakness/slowness: 2 rounds]

Small Terror Slime x8 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

enraged Cyber Ridley [AG]: Hp: 64500/100000

501st [AG]: 10 left

Darth Vader [AG]: Hp: 7/10

Captain America [AG]: Hp: 7/10

piono [AG]: Hp: 7/20

Ichigo Montoya: Red Glare [A]: Durability: 90%

fseftr: Oblvion’s Destroyer [A]

zbse: FATALized

Dalek Mothership: bridge

Cathari Sarad

wyld

edited 10th Nov '14 12:11:08 PM by pionoplayer

I SEARCH FOR LOOT.

KV-2.09 (102/1??)

Propaganda Tower (40/50)

Three Free +1 charges.

I kick a battleship into the mothership.

Ship:

99/250

Queen Sectonia:

24/300

3x+1s!

195/250 , 195/250 ,

I charge at the terror witch, and slice at it with Oblivion's Destroyer

3x +1

magiteck Fortress city:113/400 Storm:101/200

I grin wildly. here i am, in the control room for what was previously the most lethal thing on the battle field other than the godmodder. "Better hurry up finding whatever loot you are searching for Cath, cuase I'm taking this thing on a joy ride!" I find the primary control panel for the bridge, and slap a magictech device to it that translates it to video game style controls i can use. "Lets have some fun..." As soon as the magitech conversion is complete, i Fire the CANN laser at the Dalek battle ships. It hasn't shot anything in a while, so it should be nice and loaded already.

if this hijack was succesful, i expect a brutal retaliation from the battle ships, or a massive boarding party of the daleks in the field rushing into here. I have a plan for both events.

"Get out of my way friendlies!!!"

there is a reason it wasn't tried, under your logic we could try to cut the godmodder with the broken glass of a healing potion we just smashed on his head. it is an unspoken rule of: you dont do it.

three plus ones? does that count as loot?

edited 10th Nov '14 1:51:46 PM by Wyld

I turn to the godmodder and answer his question. "You're down to 48% of your health, so I think we've got a pretty good chance against you. Also, 'nooblet'? Seriously? I've heard more better insults from infants." I then turn to Creature and help him to his feet. "See, for all his power, he's just an arrogant manchild. And we all know that pride comes before a fall, meaning that while it may take a while to come, his inevitable fall will be huge. So do the smart thing, Creature, and join us." I then proceed to blast the Daleks with my plasma cannons.

Cannon: 6/30 (Claiming one of Wyld's +1s.)

Deucalion: 20/50 (Claiming the last of Fseftr's +1s.)

Have three +1s on me.

edited 10th Nov '14 1:52:58 PM by IchigoMontoya

   WOODY:   6/50

Paranoia:69/200

I blast innuendo jokes at the Godmodder.

3 +1s.

magiteck Fortress city:118/400, Storm:105/200,

I grit my teeth at the Ag still wasteing attacks on the dalek mother ship.

"Whatever, better move out of my way ground forces!."

I Take a hold of the controls for flight "Time to practice my landings..." I put the speed to LUDUCRIS and, with the help of the spinning blades, try to destroy pretty much every remaning terror on the battle field.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAA.... heh."

Coming to my senses a few moments before impact i say to Cathari. "Care to lock down these doors? I expect a counter attack soon and I'd rather not deal with that."

three plus ones are flung out of the mother ship as it turns on its own forces!

edited 10th Nov '14 7:39:28 PM by Wyld

Both me and cyber ridly use the recall rune on the mothership to avoid getting caught in the crossfire of the now hijacked mothership, before cyber ridly flys out the airlock and begins attacking the fleeing dalacks, as well as any battleships.

22/??? If the mothership is succesfully hijacked, I spawn a bunch of robot engineers in it, who begin repairing it. Otherwise, I pull out a Davy Crocket, (a man portable nuke launcher) and fire it at the crater.

6/???

I then teleport a armed thermite grenade into the large slime, drying it out and damaging it... before chucking the pin at the godmodder, because why not?

3 plus ones

edited 10th Nov '14 1:50:45 PM by trollllort

198/250 , 198/250 ,

I chop a terror slime in half with Oblivion's Destroyer

3x +1

I tear into the Terror Enderman with my armor's wrist-mounted chainsaw blades.

Cannon: 8/30 (Claiming the last of Troll's +1s.)

Deucalion: 22/50 (Claiming one of Fseftr's +1s.)

Got three +1s for whoever wants them.

edited 10th Nov '14 1:53:47 PM by IchigoMontoya

Once I've collected everything of interest, I try to find anything of interest for a quick way out of the mothership/I try teleporting back to the battlefield, preferably near the ground.

Hovering KV 2.09 (108/108) (X7: Wyld, X5: h20, X4: Wyld, x2: fseftr, : Ichigo Montoya)

I BRING OUT THE KV-2.09, preferably away from the mothership. At this point, it no longer looks like the original design, but its treads have been replaced with rotating jet engines and it's got two massive turrets stacked on top of each other. The bottom barrel is long and narrow while the top turret has a fat, but short gun barrel. Recap of stats, it can fire normally and every few rounds it fires a super-attack using its derpgun/trollcannon.

Propaganda Tower (43/50) (X7: Wyld, X2: fseftr)

Three Free +1 Charges.

edited 10th Nov '14 2:00:49 PM by CathariSarad

Charging to summon Victini: Now 4/10 (my own charge, one from fseftr, and one from Ichigo Montoya) Did I do that right?

Also, I dig out a tunnel underneath the center of the battlefield. The roof is thick enough to support all the fighters, but an explosion or some other type of strong attack/impact will cause the cave to collapse.

edited 10th Nov '14 2:36:01 PM by ShinyCottonCandy

@Shiny Cotton Candy: Looks about right, though it's kinda assumed you're adding your own charge. But you can mention it if you want.

edited 10th Nov '14 2:13:44 PM by CathariSarad

10/???

1/???

I use the magic of Duct Tape to further repair the mother ship if the hijack is sucsseful, otherwise I drop bricks from orbit onto the battlefeild

3 plus ones

edited 10th Nov '14 2:24:06 PM by trollllort

@Troll: Why did your charge counts drop all of a sudden?

Catri: I used it to eatier attack or repair the mothership if it was sucessfully hijacked, i then moved the other charge up to the top, and started a new charge on the bottem

   WOODY:   7/50

Paranoia:70/200

I throw CA$$$$$$$$$$$$$H MONEY at the Terror Slimes.

3 +1s.

"You're right, Montoya. Man, I'm an idiot. My first action in the fight is to pick the wrong side." Turning towards the Godmodder, I lunge straight at him, aiming to fasten my jaws around his throat.

Manticore 3/45

edited 10th Nov '14 4:06:13 PM by Creaturemaster

"Grimdark..?" An observer would notice the soullessness of my eyes, now a dull green, and the darkness that surrounds me.. "Grimdark...is...weak..." Wolfarc732's status changes...

   RICHARD(?)...HP:??????/??????...STATUS: DEATHLY TRANCE   

   A dark wave washes over all, sending sorrow through the battlefield...   

edited 10th Nov '14 4:42:49 PM by Wolfarc732

16/30 9/20 i wish there was a way to do damage to that ship i think. i suddenly am in the ship with a katamari damacey ball.get wasted important mothership equipment.

i also examine all the data on the godmodder gathered at the beginning of the game by a guy named indirect.

edited 10th Nov '14 6:10:49 PM by pillowmantis

I just twitch. Just twitching...from the FATAL drink....nothing bad happening at all....no Byron Hall involved...I think. Also being dead.

I dive-tackle the Terror Enderman and hold on for dear life.

True Conqueror [138/500] (troll, h2o)

MEC-1: Warden [45/100] (h2o)

One charge to each of the next three posters.

117/400 (From )

Contents:

^{The Big Bad Shining Great Sword}  A massive blade covered in runes to make it light enough for a Godmodder to barely lift it. Stats: High Attack, Very High Durability. Specials: Requires 2 free actions before swinging it (2 charging, 1 to actually swing it). Deals damage to an area when swung. Swinging can be chained into a throw attack that deals massive damage to one entity, but disarms the wielder and the wielder must skip my next free action.

^{Suspension Charm}  A gem with a shining semitransparent bluish white color. Can be used to trap an entity inside it, but it takes damage each turn depending on how strong the entity is. A trapped entity can't do anything.

^{Bone Dagger}  A small dagger made out of the bones of a demon. Stats: Medium Attack and Medium Durability. Special: When destroyed, summon a Skeletal Demon. The Skeletal Demon is stronger the more damage the Dagger did.

^{Ghost's Lantern}  A hollow pumpkin with a face carved on it, it's light comes from the gem inside it which is fueled by dead souls. Stats: Variable Attack, High Durability. Gains increased attack power whenever an entity dies, depending on the entity's strength.

^{Rose Scepter}  A beautiful scepter, it shines red when held. Stats: Very High Durability, loses some each turn if attached. Special: The wielder can't attack, but gives an attack and minor defense buff to all allied entities depending on it's strength. Can be temporarily buffed with a free action.

^{Soldier's Bow}  A bow used by soldiers of another time, it glows blue when worn. Special: It's user gains an Attack Buff and other entities of it's Faction gains a minor Defense buff

^{Fairy Harp}  A harp that shines in green when held. Stats:High Durability Special: The wielder can't attack, but can prevent an amount of damage dealt to an entity equal to a fraction on their own max health.

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38/60:

Summoning: ^Dragonlord  Stats: Med Attack, Very High Health. Specials: Brings 15 Dragonling when summoned. Dragonlings are 5-post ish in power, but disappears when the Dragonlord is killed.

Wait, someone's missing. Maybe… there? I cast an Ice Lance at the mothership, trying to make my opening into the mothership.

1 to Creature Master, 1 to Shiny Cotton Candy, 1 to Cathy

edited 10th Nov '14 11:37:42 PM by Tabbune