Destroy The Godmodder

I take a bomb and gorilla-glue it to the Godmodder's head.

Ship:

90/250

Queen Sectonia:

16/350

2 +1s to Tabbune and 1 +1 to Lord Herobrine.

edited 1st Nov '14 10:15:19 AM by Jondanger23

Sorry about missing yesterday's update, but I was unable to get a long enough period of uninterrupted time to update this. Halloween and all. Also, I'm afraid I did nothing special for Halloween, I realize now that I should have, but I didn't get anything prepared, because I've been spacing out on lots of things lately.

Q&A: @wyld: No, I gave you a bunch of the things. What you're supposed to do is let the others in so that you can get some help before you start running into the stronger enemies in there. Trust me, the daleks will have the bride better defended than the Silence did. @rawhawk: Welcome to Destroy the Godmodder @wolf: You can't hide artifacts or entities, you can choose not to use it for a while, but enemies will still be able to target it. Also, you can't just add on a leeching ability without charging it first.

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Wolf rushes through the wreckage, and uses it to restore 3500 health to the swarm armament set. Zbse jumps up to the dalek airlock, and begins pounding on it. It seems like it isn't going to open on its own. Ichigo jumps up, and tries his lightsaber. It seems dalekanium is strong enough to withstand lightsaber beams. Wedge replies to him "I'm not entirely sure what's going on, I think I'm just more confused. But I think it'll be pretty easy to figure out who to shoot." Cathari overclocks the apache's attack. Ichigo uses force lightning on an armored dalek, the thing shorts out and falls to the ground far below. Jondanger jumps into the melee with the godmodder and the 501st, attempting to drive the depopulation saber into his neck, the godmodder whirls around and grabs the blade, then throws jondanger over to the side. Cathari overclocks the Apache again.

Wyld attempts to pulls off some crazy tricks, but several armored daleks move into the area and begin exterminating his copies, forcing him back into the air-lock room, where his copies successfully get two of the daleks to kill each other. Fseftr leaps up at the dalek mothership again, and tears into its armor, finally managing to tear the airlock open and deal 10000 damage to the mothership. all the daleks in the airlock room are blown out by the decompression. Unfortunately, wyld is blown out with them. Fseftr continues wailing on the mothership, dealing 15000 damage to it, but a large paradox blast shoots out backwards, it launches down towards the ground, dealing 15000 damage to the repair drone, destroying it. Troll uses up all the rest of his rage to punch a dalek through the plating of the dalek mothership. The dalek shoots past fseftr, ichigo and zbse, and launches in, punching a hole in the wall to the hallway, destroying all the daleks within and dealing 20000 damage to the mothership. The godmodder then knocks him into the sky with the banhammer.

rawhawk walks up to the godmodder, but gets by his backswing from hitting troll, and gets knocked backwards. Surt crawls inside the the hole in the ship into the airlock room. Pillow activates his logic bomb attack, but, being a small attack, only one poorly wired armored dalek falls prey and dies. Zbse enters the airlock. Troll exposes the daleks to 4chan, minicrits, and all seven daleks in range immediately begin flying around in circles, driven insane until they are gunned down by the others. Tabbune casts a lava spray at the mothership, minicritting and dealing 6000 damage. Surt moves on into the hallway, then ducks back into the airlock room to avoid being exterminated by the reinforcements. Tabbune's ice blasts deal 4500 damage to the dalek mothership. h2o shoots a dalek with a high-caliber gun. The gun is so high-caliber it goes through the dalek and kills two others as well, and then lightnings more daleks, killing 4. jondanger attempts to gorilla-glue a bomb to the godmodder's head, but the godmodder turns around and punches him into the ground.

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End of turn Battle

In the air, the Apache prepares to attack the mothership, but is almost blown out of the sky by last round's orbital bombardment, and is forced to move out of the way, the Y-wings are also unable to attack for the same reason, 3 Y-wings go down, and the Apache takes 10000 damage. The black dragon takes 5000 damage. The black dragon and swarm armament set take on the daleks, and in an epic final fight, take down 50 daleks, but both die.

The godmodder has finally cornered the 501st... and suddenly, out of nowhere, a striped shield with a white star on it flies at him. His arm comes up, an he grabs the shield. He turns to face Captain America. Suddenly, the shield pulls itself out of his hands. He turns, and rolls his eyes at the other new arrival, here to save his platoon, Darth Vader. Piono drops down, and the three stare down the godmodder as the 501st prepares for the fight. Bring it on, nooblets. The rift continues to put out a stunted amount of daleks, only 50 daleks and 10 armored daleks, when it opens all the way up, it'll be putting out some serious firepower.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 49/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 799500/2000000: CAAN Laser: |||

armored daleks x68 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

daleks x153 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

Apache [AG]: Hp: 15000/30000

Y-wings [AG]: 10 left

501st [AG]: 17 left

Rebel Flagship [AG]: Hp: 0/150000: Phase 3: [[gray: ||]|

Darth Vader [AG]: Hp: 10/10

Captain America [AG]: Hp: 10/10

piono [AG]: Hp: 13/20

wolfarc 732: Necronomicon [A]: pages: 40

jondanger: Depopulation Sabre [A]: durability: 20%

fseftr: Oblivion’s Destroyer [A]

Ichigo Montoya: Destroyer Gun [A]: Ammo: ⅕.

Dalek Mothership: Airlock room

Surt

zbse

edited 1st Nov '14 1:10:49 PM by pionoplayer

I toss the Depopulation Sabre aside and pull out a ridiculously large minigun.

"LET'S DO THIS!"

I then fire the minigun at the daleks.

Ship:

91/250

Queen Sectonia:

17/350

3x+1s!

23/30

36/200

I pick up the fallen Sabre and begin to make minor repairs.

3 +1st.

edited 1st Nov '14 1:17:36 PM by h2obox

I use short ranged teleport spam to get back into the airlock, and throw downa rune of Recall. any allied member can teleport back to this run of recall in the airlock now

magiteck Fortress city:89/400

Storm:75/200

three plus ones!

99/100

11/100

after being lauched by the godmodder, i aim meself so i fly through the hole made by the dalak, and land in the ship, before I cast Detect Life, showing me how many, but not what kind, ofdalacks are in the surronding rooms.

remeber when I annouced that HL 3 would be released when the godmodder was defeated? well, valve time finally caught up, and the godmodder is mobbed by rabid gamers.

3 plus ones.

edited 1st Nov '14 1:31:17 PM by trollllort

I notice Captain America and Darth Vader arriving for a Big Damn Heroes moment before leaping from the Apache and back onto the ground. I then slip an ice cube down the back of the godmodder's shirt.

Cannon: 8/30 (Using the charge provided by Surt.)

Red Glare: 16/25 (Claiming one of Troll's +1s.)

Three +1s over here.

That's... unfortunate. Looks like I won't have to be limiting myself to mechanical units for the time being.

I teleport myself to Wyld's rune while having the apache continue firing upon the mothership.

KV-2.08 (68/100) (X5: Jondanger 23, X4: h20, X3: Wyld, X2: Troll)

Propaganda Tower (16/50) (X5: Jondanger 23, X2: Troll)

Three Free +1 Charges.

I stare at what I wasted my time on and grab the armored dalek and get to work atteting to go undercover as a dalek. After realizing this is a dumb idea I instead continue with my plan from last turn where I turned part of the ship to iron and made it rain. by creating a localized time rift to make the ship rust quickly I complete the plan. And the rusting parts are not where the AG forces on board are.

I prepare a logic bomb of actual power 2/20 +1 from above

Secret plan 7/30 +1 from above. Note I changed the charge time of the plan to give it a chance of working.

Three charges just for you

edited 2nd Nov '14 12:40:26 PM by pillowmantis

103/100 A large, cybernetic black dragon emerges from the hole the dalack made from passing through the ship.

cyber ridly (phase one)(chaotic anti godmodder (does not care about freindly fire))

hp:high

defense: low against close range attacks(to the point meele attacks agaist cyber ridly automatically crit), high against other attacks.

speed: high when flying low on the ground.

offense: high

space dragon: can breath and fly even in a vacuum.

plasma breath: fire-breath that works even without oxygen.

high frequency talons: 25% of damage dealt by cyber ridlys melee attacks bypasses armor(does not bypass energy shielding however). does bonus damage against machines.

Whirlwind of mayham: can perform a meele attack in addtion to Ridlys standerd action, this bonus attack cannot crit under any circemstances.

awesome factor: any AG force with a line of sight to cyber ridly gets a moral boost, due to the fact you have a cyborg space dragon fighting on your side, which is freaking awesome.

Metriod D.N.A.: Ridlys meele attacks give him back 10% of the damage delt as heath, assuming the target is organic.

12/10 I derp reality hard enough that I arrive to the fight late(the second me, that is)

Cyber Ridly rips the airlock door open, allowing acess deeper into the ship. begis shredding a path towards the center of the mothership, intent on killing as many dalacks as possiable

I proceed to pull out a cardboard box, and try to ninja my way further inside the ship, Metal Gear style.

the second me glomps the Godmodder for absolutly no reason whatsoever.

three plus ones

edited 1st Nov '14 2:19:13 PM by trollllort

I give Cyber Ridly an attack speed buff.

KV-2.08 (72/100) (X4: Ichigo Montoya, X2: Pillow, : Troll)

Propaganda Tower (19/50) (X4: Ichigo Montoya, X2: Pillow)

Three Free +1 Charges.

edited 1st Nov '14 2:40:52 PM by CathariSarad

151/500 , 151/500 ,

I parachute into the daleks, and slice at them with Oblivion's Destroyer

3x +1

I pull out a Kritzkrieg and use it to UberCharge Fseftr.

Cannon: 10/30 (Claiming the last of Cathari's +1s.)

Red Glare: 18/25 (Claiming one of Fseftr's +1s.)

Let's all go out for three frosty chocolate +1s.

153/500 153/500

I slice at more daleks.

3x +1

99/400, 21/60 (2 from Jondanger last round, 2 from Fseftr)

I grab one of the smaller molten steel from my Lava Spray and throw it at the Godmodder.

3+1s!

I cast a series of Frost, Fire, and Shock Runes just inside the inner door of the airlock to keep the daleks out while the AG crew gets up here.

True Conqueror [117/500] (fseftr, Tabbune)

Mob Farm [20/50] {Hold}

MEC-1: Warden [27/200] (Tabbune)

My spare Magicka goes into making three charges.

I draw a rune of MINDLESS AGRESSION on a rubber bouncy ball, and throw it into the hallway. "Don't look too closely at it guys..."

magiteck Fortress city:91/400

Storm:78/200

three plus ones are generated from !!ANGER!!

edited 1st Nov '14 8:58:47 PM by Wyld

101/400, 23/60

I cast a Heat Ray spell at the mothership, trying to overheat it.

3+1s!

I lay down suppression fire on any daleks coming through the airlock door.

True Conqueror [120/500] (Wyld, Tabbune)

Mob Farm [20/50] {Hold}

MEC-1: Warden [30/200] (Wyld, Tabbune)

One to Wyld's first charge, one to Tabbune's second charge, one to the next poster.

40/200, and

24/30

I cast Insanity on a Dalek, turning it against its brethren.

3 +1s.

edited 2nd Nov '14 3:58:35 AM by h2obox

I hook a random computer up to the Dalek Mothership and divide by the square root of negative zero.

Fist things: 3/7

Other zbse starts taking the form of a glove: 3/???

edited 2nd Nov '14 1:38:33 PM by zbse

Note: I've decided I want to handle the little duel on the ground slightly differently. Actions pertaining to the fight down there will be listed in the end of turn battle in the same chunk as the rest of that fight.

Q&A: Not so much a Big Damn Heroes moment as giving piono and the 501st a fighting chance. You might want to help them out. @pillow: Sorry that your logic bomb did so little damage. Too avoid any drama involving charged attacks in the near future, how the charged attacks work is basically the amount of charge plugged into it multiplied by 1000, with small power shifts depending on the situation and creativity of the attack. @troll: Okay, so, piercing, has a single melee counter-attack, going to drop the moral, because, really, remember that you have Darth Vader, Captain America and a minecraftian with some serios fighting prowess taking on the godmodder on the ground, and that's pretty tame for this game, and as for the life leech, because of the fact that such regen would be a huge factor, especially if it were to be percentage based and not a consistent number, I'm going to have to remove it. I'm going to set Ridley's health to 100K here, you get one more phase as you didn't work out this entity with me beforehand (its best to work out complicated entities with me before summoning) and if it has the same basic attack strength, it'll have 150K health.

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Jondanger for some reason decides to discard the depopulation sabre in favor of a minigun, unloading large quantities of rounds into the daleks, destroying 4. h2o picks up the depopulation sabre, and makes some minor repairs, restoring 5% of its durability. wyld returns to the mothership and puts down a rune of recall, allowing others to come up to the ship more easily. Troll is launched up into the hole in the mothership, arriving with the others, and then casting detect life, he discovers that the hallway has large numbers of daleks in it readying to remove the intruders. Cathari teleports up to the mothership with the others. Pillow turns large portions of the dalek mothership to rust with a time loop, dealing 4500 damage to it. troll summons Cyber Ridley within the dalek mothership, then attempts to sneak down the hallway, but gets his box exterminated the minute he tries to go out into the hallway. Daleks have x-ray dummy.

Cathari boosts Cyber Ridley, fseftr rains down destruction on the daleks from above, destroying 10 daleks and 5 armored daleks with Oblivion's Destroyer, but some of the energy flashes off and downs one of the Y-wings "Watch where you're flailing that sword of yours!". Ichigo buffs him again, and fseftr brings down a world of hurt on the daleks, minicritting and taking down 35 daleks. Surt casts a series of runes to keep the daleks out of the airlock room. Wyld throws a ball of mindless aggression at the daleks. However, as that pretty much describes daleks' attack strategy when the Doctor isn't around, not much happens. Tabbune casts heat ray on the mothership, dealing 4000 damage. Surt lays down suppression fire on the daleks, taking down 2 of them through the door. h2o casts insanity on one of the daleks, which spins around and begins blasting other daleks, taking down 2 others before it is taken down. Zbse attempts to hook up to the dalek mothership, but sadly, cannot get past the firewall.

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The godmodder prepares to smash into the other combatants, but suddenly, a massive rush of rabid Valve fans, led to believe that Half Life 3 could only come about after his death, swarm him, to the confusion of all other parties involved, and the immense irritation of the godmodder. The godmodder begins laying about him with his banhammer, which trolls' duplicate is hit by as he attempts to tackle glomp the godmodder. Ichigo jumps down to drop an ice cube down the godmodder's shirt, only to realize that as a Minecraftian, the godmodder has no shirt to slip the ice cube down, its part of the avatar's skin. Darth Vader and piono rush in to melee the godmodder as the crowd of angry gamers begins to clear up, a sword and a lightsaber coming down at the same time. The godmodder blocks both attacks at once with the banhammer, and begins twisting it around, forcing Vader to dodge out of the way and launching one of the last gamers into piono with a sudden twist. He quickly ducks under Cap's shield, and slams the hammer into the ground, creating a barricade that blocks the wave of blaster fire from the 501st, turns around to intercept the return of Cap's shield, using it to deflect Tabbune's lava blast, and then gets stabbed in the back by the last surviving gamer. 1 damage. The godmodder screams in rage, and BANS the gamer, whipping the shield around at piono, but the shield is stopped by Vader, using the force. Fine then. Have it your way. The godmodder slams his hammer into the ground, and suddenly another wave of terrors is summoned in the crater.

In the Mothership, Cyber Ridley tears through the door of the airlock, and in a rush of fire, smashes up all of the daleks and 2 of the armored daleks, but take 10000 damage due to being in close quarter combat.

The massive orbital bombardment, too inaccurate (and not good enough at sticking in the Game Master's mind) to interfere with what the players are doing, only manages to keep the apache and Y-wings from dealing any damage to it, as the air is too thick with shells. Finally, the Rebel Flagsip returns for its final encore, and begins its last stand with a barrage on the Dalek Mothership, dealing 60000 damage to it. But there's a problem. The rift is finished with whatever the daleks were doing there. 2 massive dalek battleships come through the rift.

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Battlefield:

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 731000/2000000: CAAN Laser: |||

Dalek Battleship x2 [PG]: Hp: 100000/100000

armored daleks x63 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

daleks x104 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

Apache [AG]: Hp: 15000/30000

Y-wings [AG]: 10 left

Rebel Flagship [AG]: Hp: 150000/150000: Super Shield: Hp: 50000/50000. Overdrive ||||||

wolfarc 732: Necronomicon [A]: pages: 40

fseftr: Oblivion’s Destroyer [A]

Ichigo Montoya: Destroyer Gun [A]: Ammo: ⅕.

Crater

Godmodder: Hp: 48/100: The Banhammer [A]

Terror Enderman [PG]: Hp: 500000/500000

Terror Witch [PG]: Hp: 150000/150000

Mega Terror Slime [PG]: Hp: 80000/80000

Terror Silverfish [PG]: Hp: 50000/50000

501st [AG]: 17 left

Darth Vader [AG]: Hp: 10/10

Captain America [AG]: Hp: 10/10

piono [AG]: Hp: 13/20

Dalek Mothership: Airlock room

trollllort

wyld

Surt

zbse

h2obox: Depopulation Sabre [A]: durability: 25%

Cathari Sarad

Dalek Mothership: Exterior Hallway

Cyber Ridley [AG]: Hp: 90000/100000

armored daleks x8 [PG]: 5000/5000

edited 3rd Nov '14 10:07:29 AM by pionoplayer

@ponio second phase, Cyber ridly forgoes ALL defence in echange for extra attack, speed, and super armor(attacks cant be inturrpted by most attacks)and an extra attack each round

I proceed to rip the laser thingy off one of the dead dalacks, and use it to shoot some more dalacks.

the other me attempts to scan the Godmodders power level. if its over 9000, he does the fanous line, before turning around, and facepalmping hard enought to launch himself INTO the Godmodder.

Cyber Ridly gets pissed, and tears another hole in the ship, flying outside and launching balls of plasma at any dalacks in sight, or the ship if there isnt any.

1/??? aquiring headcrabs...

1/??? loading paradox.EXE...

3 plus ones

edited 3rd Nov '14 8:08:27 PM by trollllort

I fire my plasma cannons at the Dalek Battleships.

Cannon: 12/30 (Claiming one of Troll's +1s.)

Red Glare: 20/25 (Claiming another one of Troll's +1s.)

Have three +1s on me.

edited 3rd Nov '14 11:21:04 AM by IchigoMontoya

I take all the ads for manga I'm not intrested in reading, put them in my minigun, and fire at the Dalek Mothership.

Ship:

92/250

Queen Sectonia:

18/350

3x+1s!