Destroy The Godmodder

55/400, 1/60:Entity Summon

Okay, whatever. This things is flying now! I go to the steering device and start flying the Papall Mainframe, gaining control of it.

3+1s!

I glow black as the timer reaches ZERO TURNS LEFT! "Goodbye everyone...and good luck...I trust the book to Tabbune". I can finally move again and with the last of my strength, I throw it to Tabbune, but pages fly out of it and head to different regions side quest?. A few of the pages stick to me...the ones of my darkest secrets... I become pitch black and explode, taking the assimilation plant with me. My body parts should be flying everywhere, but they seem to have vanished into thin air, almost as if something took them...

The other zbse stares in horror at the explosion

edited 14th Oct '14 7:09:44 PM by zbse

Wait, why me? What am I supposed to do? I don't really understand.

because I trust you and it's powerful if you use it right

edited 14th Oct '14 7:24:23 PM by zbse

25/100 Cyber Ridley construction commencing, adding replaceing firebreath with a Fusion Cannon

14/1000 ...

Channling Asura, i deliver a Megaton Punch to the dalack ship, launching it into the planet, and breaking my arm.

Plus ones use em

edited 14th Oct '14 9:18:50 PM by trollllort

I shoot a three-round burst at a Cyberking from my Laser Lancer.

Conqueror [63/500] (Tabbune, troll)

I start hunting for some Creepers to make some TNT. [1/50]

As a side-effect of charging the Lancer's bullets with lasers, the shells from the bullets melt down into charges on ejection from the gun. +3 charges.

I enter the battle, staying far behind friendly lines, preparing a surprise...

Surprise:1/30

This aught to be SMASHING.

I also begin a Kindle Portal, linking to my kindle fire. Any entities summoned by it can not be mind controlled.

Kindle Portal:1/70

edited 15th Oct '14 12:48:53 PM by Wolfarc732

Welcome!

I shoot the dalek mothership.

Ship:

71/250

I begin charging a giant laser. 1/20

edited 15th Oct '14 12:12:53 PM by Jondanger23

Welcome to the fight and leave your sanity at the door.

A small miasima of power begins to form around my body.

Surprise: 2/30

I calmly eat a slice of pizza, pulled from my Godmodder preparedness bag.

Kindle Portal: 1/70

edited 15th Oct '14 6:28:05 PM by Wolfarc732

27/100 now, we can begin with the cybernietics

15/1000

I hold a canvas infront of the godmodder, what he sees is an invocation of Rule 37 (no matter how messed up it is, there is always something worse then what you just saw) creating a viscous cycal of worsening mindscrew.

3 plus ones

I am sorry guys, because of obnoxious time constraints, I am not going to be able to update tonight. I apologize, a free extra post to everyone.

FREE MOVE:

I continue to prepare my surprise.

Surprise: 3/30

I give up on the Kindle Portal, instead focusing on reincarnating the Necronomicon. Any forces summoned by it are randomly Neutral or AG, and cannot be mind controlled.

Necronomicon Reincarnation: 1/10

I aid trollllort's charges. Mecha Ridley 28/100

I cast a Lesser Shield, allowing me to focus on my charges at hand for 1-5 rounds without being damaged, excluding Godmodder Damage.

edited 15th Oct '14 7:16:31 PM by Wolfarc732

After presumably firing an obnoxious amount of grenades, further smoking the hall way, I discard the now emtpy gun, and pull out a boom box out of hammer space. it begins playing the theme to Mortal kombat! I use this song as motivation to go all Mortal Kombat! on their remaining forces with Magic fists! "Test your might... and Get over here!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA how do i change the title of these darn outside links???

The Tori uses this opportunity to either act on its new knowledge, or attempt to graft a new arm onto its body uses the materials around it. possibly both.

Magiteck Fortress city:34/400

Storm:31/200 p

edited 15th Oct '14 8:18:51 PM by Wyld

30/100 thx wolf, and its gonna be Cyber Ridly.

16/1000 screw the vac banhamer, i'm summoning the one old geezer who will derail this thread... because someone stole his garden gnomes

I launch a giant rocket propelled chansaw at the dalack mothership

3 plus ones

(2nd)

Evility Entity: 230/300

DEPOPULATION SABRE 30/30    COMPLETE   

With renewed strength, I pull out a glowing blue sword and fiddle with the hilt. It attaches to my arm.

"Screw helping these Silence. I'MA' MAKE IT RAIN BLOOD IN HERE!!"

I start carving anything and everything that moves in the Engine room.

edited 15th Oct '14 8:11:19 PM by LordHerobrine

I close in on the Cyberking that I shot at.

True Conqueror [66/500] (2611, 2615)

Creeper Hunt ongoing [2/50]

3 more +1s. Use them, live them, love them.

edited 15th Oct '14 9:13:34 PM by Surt

56/400, 2/60

O-okay. I guess I'll just look for a Flying Manual or something, there should be one around here… just like the one they used to put on dragons

After failing to fly the thing, I begin to search for a manual to fly the Papal Mainframe.

Oh look! I found 3 +1s! Gotta keep searching for that Manual…

edited 16th Oct '14 3:54:43 AM by Tabbune

5/20 and

20/200

I throw a critical hit at the Motherboard.

3 +1s.

I throw 200 grenades at the Dalek Mothership

Ship:

72/250

Laser Attack:

2/20

Q&A: @wyld: Yeah, that sounds okay. And trust me, when something that big goes down, it goes down spectacularly. @surt: Okay, those stats sound fine, except I'm going to tweak the high shot, its a once every three round ability, doesn't take a charge point and if it was going to, doesn't disable the weapon during cooldown for the ability. Also, instead of durability, that gun of yours is using the ammo. when it runs out, there goes the gun. @wolf: Welcome to Destroy the Godmodder. Also, that portal of yours will not enable one-shot summons to avoid mind-control. A 70 post charge summon won't get mind controlled though. Well, at least it won't if you don't want it to.

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fseftr jumps into the Papal Mainframe, and attempts to get to Murakumo, but finds himself in the hallway instead, the fighting is so chaotic he is unable to find the door to the bridge. zbse warps to the battlefield with most of the silence. Wyld attempts to get out, but discovers that the fighting is very intense, and since the Silence haven't figured out what's going on yet, they keep sending in more troops. The tori stops and looks around the room... Something is bothering it, but it can't quite remember what...

h2o summons the cat titan to the bridge of the Papal Mainframe, and is attack buffed by h2o. Fseftr cuts his way through the chaos in the hallway, making his way to the bridge. jon blasts the silent Motherboard with a rocket, dealing 4000 damage. He then summons a portal the Miiverse! Wyld starts fiddling with his gun, he puts a bunch of stuff together to super-charge it, and when he finishes it, he fires it. The poor thing explodes, but spectacularly. It also fires a massive beam of destruction that carves its way through the massive brawl and into the bride, where it deals a critted 10000 damage to the silent motherboard.

Ichigo jumps up to the Papal Mainframe to attempt to help the others, but finds himself in the hallway, and the gaps caused by wyld's gun have already closed, so instead he finds himself trying to track down fseftr in the chaos. Tabbune summons a portal in the bridge, the round from it deals 20000 damage, and he picks up emerald nova and deals another 15000 to the silent motherboard. herobrine plays a very accurate song over the speakers. Sadly, all this does is attract more Silence to the engine room. Ichigo finally catches sight of fseftr, and shoots him with the destroyer gun. Fseftr goes flying out the side of the hall of the papal mainframe, Oblivion's Destroyer is ripped from his hands.

h2o casts firaga on the motherboard, mini-critting and dealing 6000 damage. Surt begins stomping on cybermites, taking out 4 swarms of them, and then summons the Laser Lancer. Tabbune jumps to try and take over the Papal Mainframe, but is knocked away by the Silent Motherboard. Then he realizes he can't see any control gear. zbse explodes violently, dealing 25000 damage to the assimilation station, and wiping out all the Silence with him, and scattering the pages of his book to the far corners of tvtropes. They might be needed some day.

troll megaton punches the dalek mothership, dealing 3500 damage to it. surt fires off a triple-round burst into a cyber-king, dealing 7500 damage to it. wolfarc appears, then waits. Jondanger attempts to shoot the dalek mothership, but is inside the papal mainframe and cannot. troll holds up an invocation of Rule 37, and the godmodder shrugs and says he's seen worse. Wyld begins trashing the Silence and marines in the hallway. Troll rocket-chainsaws the dalek mothership for 4000 damage. Herobrine conjures up a saber, and kills ten Silence with it. Tabbune searches around for a manual on flying the Papal Mainframe, but doesn't find one. h2o throws a critical hit at the motherboard, dealing 4500 damage. jondanger attempts to throw 200 grenades through the hull of the papal mainframe... it explodes inside instead. Silent Motherboard destroyed.

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End of Turn Battle

On the bridge, the Tori suddenly remembers what was bothering it... The motherboard was piloting the ship. Suddenly, all the doors slam shut, and red lights blare as the gravity suddenly cuts out. You need to get out. Fast. You attempt to leave the regular way, but discover that the Papal Mainframe's death ability has disabled your powers that would allow you to escape normally.

The Mii Army rushes forwards in a massive wave of angry... whatevers. The smash up 15 cybermen regiments and 40 cybermite swarms in their anger. The cybermen and cybermites retaliate, killing 500 of the Miis and 200 Badmins. The Assimilation node creates 20 more cybermen regiments, and the cyberkings altogether make 40 cybermite swarms. 10 more daleks arrive, and another big wave of cybermen is incoming next round... The dalek mothership unleashes the CAAN laser, vaporizing 1000 Miis, and the daleks prepare to do a long-distance shot... but scatter first. Everyone turns to stare at the Papal Mainframe as one by one, its thrusters all begin cutting out, the great ship beginning to fall to the ground. A silvery shimmer pulses out a short distance, but doesn't touch anything on the battlefield, the shimmer remains around the Papal Mainframe. All attempts to rescue those inside will be inhibited in the same way attempts to get out will be.

Fseftr flies through the air, unconscious. He feels something, and then wakes up. He attempts to warp (or whatever he would do) down to the ground, but discovers something... It seems that in its attempt to avenge itself, the ship not only disabled the ridiculous powers of the AGs, but also fseftr. Fseftr has 4 rounds until he hits the ground, as does Oblivion's Destroyer. Unless something else comes up, fseftr has to try and target things from the air and hope that he hits. There is however a large amount of shrapnel, there might be something useful.

Inside the hallway, the lights flicker out, and then red lights flicker on. Security compromised, total lockdown initiated. The windows of the hallway are suddenly slammed shut, blocking escape through that route, the door to the bridge clamps down with a large hatch, and the chaos in the room becomes even more pronounced as everyone begins floating up into the air as the effects of the fall begin to take place.

In the engine room, Herobrine prepares to continue a slaughter, when suddenly the exits close, the Silence look around in fear, and Herobrine hears a loud buzz from behind him. He whirls around right as the engines explode. 50000 damage to the Papal Mainframe, Herobrine ends up blown through a wall and lands in an unknown room.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 54/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 1137000/2000000: CAAN Laser: |||

dalek x44 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

Cyberman Mothership [PG]: Hp: 0 [guarded by cybermen]

Cyberkings x4 [PG]: Hp: 50000/50000

Cyberking [PG]: Hp: 42500/50000

Assimilation station [PG]: Hp: 75000/100000

cybermen regiments x91 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

cybermite swarms x76 [PG]: Hp: 500/500

Papal Mainframe [PG]: Hp: 82200/500000: hits the ground in 5 rounds.

Mii army [AG]: Miis x3500: hp: 10/10. badmins x2800: hp: 50/50. verified users x50: hp: 100/100. Bigley: hp: 50000/50000: Massive Slam: |||

Rebel Flagship Stage 1 [AG]: Hp: 0/150000: System Shutdown: |||

Armored Fury: Lightbringer [A]: Durability: 40%

Surt: Laser Lancer [A]: ammo: 17/20

Mid-air: 4 rounds

fseftr:

Oblivion’s Destroyer [A]

Papal Mainframe hallway:

Silence x??? [PG]

Marines x??? [PG]

Wyld

Ichigo Montoya: Destroyer Gun [A]: Ammo: 1/5

Papal Mainframe Bridge

Cat titan [AG]: Hp: 12000/12000

Murakumo [AG]: Hp: 14000/15000: Murakumo [A]: Durability: Integrity: 90%

Black Belt Tori [AG]: Torso: 1000/1000, arms: 1000/1000, legs x2: 1000/1000

Kunkka [AG]: Hp: 19000/75000

Skeletal Pirate Captain [AG]: Hp: 10000/15000: bones x0: Hp: 500/500

Sonic the Hedgehog [???]: Hp: 3/5

jondanger

h2o box

Tabbune: The Emerald Nova [A]

Papal Mainframe: ???

???

Herobrine: Depopulation Sabre [A]: durability: 95%

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How this is going to work: Try to get out, there will be a sort of series of rooms, with obstacles in each, but it is possible to move more than one room per round. those on the outside can help, but it might be worth your while trying to break open an entrance.

edited 16th Oct '14 12:23:52 PM by pionoplayer

34/100 (surt h20 tab)

19/1000 henderson level: .25

Good thing I'm outside the mainfraim huh? I launch a giant drill at it, creating an escapee rouet for those inside, and creating .25 hendersons of plot derailment.

Plus ones 3 of em

edited 16th Oct '14 12:08:02 PM by trollllort

Indeed, since I never even went in. Dear Narrative, who ever said it was a One-shot summon? Or even a summon? And the Kindle Portal was given up on, as stated previously. The Miasima continues enveloping my body, and the Necronomicon continues being reincarnated.

Surprise: 4/30

Necronomicon Reincarnation: 2/10

I continue the shield, wondering if the Godmodder will try anything silly. Of course, this IS the Godmodder...

edited 16th Oct '14 10:10:56 AM by Wolfarc732

I use the Force to levitate Oblivion's Destroyer into Surt's hands, then begin thinking about which escape option would be my best choice for escaping,

Cannon: 28/30 (Claiming one of Troll's +1s.)

Berserker Staff: 18/20 (Claiming another one of Troll's +1s.)

Who's got two thumbs and three free +1s for anyone not on Team PG? This guy.

edited 16th Oct '14 8:18:46 PM by IchigoMontoya

6/20

21/200

The cat Titan uses me as a battering ram to break open a door.

The Skeleton pirate Captain is saying stuff about "rattling his bones", might wanna stay away from him.

3 +1s.

edited 16th Oct '14 4:34:33 PM by h2obox