Destroy The Godmodder

100/500, 100/500,

I slice at the rebel flagship with Oblivion's Destroyer.

(Eh, I could put 100 charges to better use than an artifact when I already have one.)

3x +1

edited 13th Oct '14 10:50:01 AM by fseftr

9/10 (my previous post and )

17/200

I throw a Critical Hit at the godmodder

3 +1s.

Welcome to my special hell.

Evility Entity: 227/300

   Yes. I upped the charge AGAIN.   

The Evility entity snaps a photo of the Godmodder.

Depopulation Bomb: 27/30

. . You know what. . .on second thought.

DEPOPULATION SABRE

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I spawn in the engine room of the downed mothership, and start aimlessly walking about.

I am the once and future king.

I blast the Cyberman regiments with my armor's shoulder-mounted lightning gun.

Cannon: 20/30 (Claiming one of fseftr's +1s.)

Berserker Staff: 10/20 (Claiming one of h2o's +1s.)

As with the last round, all three are going to Jon's portal. 96/100

I wake up and try to move, but it would seem that the Silence used electricity to stop my movement if I did end up waking up.

I try to neutralize the electricity using antibodies. If this works, I attach C4 to the engine, run out of the room, and detonate it as I go to the bridge. If the antibodies fail, a timer appears on my forehead that says "One Turn Left"

The other me uploads internet memes to the motherboard in order to confuse it.

Something something Arena.

17/???

VAC(ban)hammer: 11/1000 (h20, fster)

Channling Sabin (see final fantasty 6), I suplex the dalack mothership into the palpal mainframe.

Three plus ones, use em

from the flames of creation all came...    and to the inferno of destruction it shall return.   

I use my Dalek Mothership firing cannon to fire the Dalek Mothership at the Dalek Mothership so it will be knocked into the Dalek Mothership. Portal:

98/100

Ship:

69/250

I cast Accio on the staples keeping Oblivion's Destroyer attached to fseftr's hand.

Cannon: 22/30 (Claiming one of Troll's +1s.)

Berserker Staff: 12/20 (Claiming the last of Troll's +1s.)

Two for Jon's portal. 100/100

One for Fury's first charge. 14/15

I portal out of the Mainframe, attempting to create the exit portal where it can bisect a Cyberking.

True Conqueror [54/???] (fseftr, h2o)

I disassemble the laser rifle [18/20]

The portal generates three charges.

edited 13th Oct '14 6:06:41 PM by Surt

Party time!

18/???

13/1000

I smile, and quicly annonce through very avalibale form of media, that the only way Half-Life 3 will be released, is by destroying the godmodder.

I give surt a BFG 9000 (19/20

Two free charges

from the flames of creation all came...    and to the inferno of destruction it shall return.   

I cast Explosive Fireballs at the Missile Rack

53/400, 19/20

3+1s

Wow, I actually forgot to take my second turn.

Q&A: @wyld: It doesn't quite work that way, the Ai is already focused on running the ship, you've just activated the defense mechanism. @surt: With 60 rounds and only a 20 charge, that gun of yours will do next to nothin'. You'll get about an average power boost of 1000 (up to 2000 for close-range) per attack is you drop the ammo to 20. @ichigo: Seriously, if you don't start using that thing of yours, I will.

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Fury whips around Lightbringer in a spin attack, using up 10% durability and destroying 10 cybermen regiments as he spins around. Wyld steals a marine's gun, it is a very big, and probably illegal, machine gun. Tabbune attempts to use the emerald nova in conjunction with spells again, and is rewarded with a lightning-flavored explosion. Tabbune has been disarmed, wall guns destroyed. Wyld transforms into a marine, but discovers that due to various nastiness and lots of insanity, it doesn't help draw fire, as it seems that even the Silence are firing wildly.Jondanger fires on the dalek mothershi- nope, the Papal Mainframe's ability is still intact, 5000 damage to the flagship instead. h2o attempts to murder elmo, but elmo is already daid. Fseftr slams into the rebel flagship, finishing it off, although a stray dalek gets killed by falling shrapnel. The flagship begins switching phases.

h2o throws a critical hit at the godmodder, the godmodder catches it, then decides to save it for later. herobrine spawns in the engine room of the Papal Mainframe, and walks about aimlessly, the Silence all turn and stare at him. Ichigo fires into the cybermen, destroying 4 regiments in his barrage. Zbse wakes up abruptly... and can't move, antibodies are no good against paralysis. The countdown begins. The motherboard takes 3500 meme damage. Troll somehow suplexes the dalek mothership into the Papal Mainframe, mini-critting and dealing 3000 damage to both. Jondanger attempts to mind-screw attack the dalek mothership, but the dalek mothership, with help from the Papal Mainframe, bursts out of the cannon and ricochets into jondanger, disabling the attack. Ichigo casts accio on the staples in fseftr's hand, however, before he can do more than a few, the staples arrive, and ichigo is too busy pulling staples out of his face to remove the staples on fseftr's hands. Surt attempts to bisect a cyberking, the cyberkings are so large however that it only deals 4000 damage. Troll announces that the defeat of the godmodder is the only way to bring about Half-Life 3, nothing happens at first... or now. Huh. Not very useful. Tabbune casts explosive fireballs at a missile rack, blow up two of them.

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The Papal Mainframe prepares a massive ground-wipe to prevent summoning, but begins to stutter, it seems something is amiss within... The cybermen however, are active with the spare time they have. The cybermites completely repair the damaged cyberking, and the cyberkings spit out 40 new swarms. With alarming speed, the cybermen regiments construct an assimilation station, as another 50 regiments come in as reinforcements. The cybermen are marching pretty much double-time to protect their mothership. 15 more daleks fly in from distant areas, and the dalek mothership prepares a special surprise...

The Tori uses clairvoyance, and discovers that the most available secret on the Silent Motherboard is not health-wise, but rather that the weapons system is located behind a very conspicuous control panel. The Tori smashes it, weapons summoning disabled for the Silent Motherboard. The Skeletal Pirate captain goes after the missile racks, its bones are destroyed and it takes 1000 damage, but the missile racks are destroyed. Sonic slices through the Silent Motherboard, making it vulnerable to attacks from others, the others promptly begin bashing on it. Altogether, they deal 80000 damage to it. The Silent Motherboard unleashes a massive bolt of lightning that chains through all the entities, dealing 1 damage to Sonic, 4000 damage to the Skeletal Pirate Captain, 10000 to Kunkka, and is dodged by Murakumo and the Tori. In the engine room, the Silence immediately stop and stare at the timer, and begin attempting to zap zbse into disarming. The chaos continues in the hallway, Wyld is becoming very bewildered and might be overrun. The Silent Mainframe repairs itself for 20000 health.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 54/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 1144500/2000000: CAAN Laser: |||

dalek x34 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

Cyberman Mothership [PG]: Hp: 0 [guarded by cybermen]

Cyberkings x4 [PG]: Hp: 50000/50000

Assimilation station [PG]: Hp: 100000/100000

cybermen regiments x86 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

cybermite swarms x80 [PG]: Hp: 500/500

Papal Mainframe [PG]: Hp: 132200/500000: Death of the Doctor: | [guarded by daleks]

Rebel Flagship Stage 1 [AG]: Hp: 0/150000: System Shutdown: |||

Armored Fury: Lightbringer [A]: Durability: 40%

fseftr: Oblivion’s Destroyer [A]

Ichigo Montoya: Destroyer Gun [A]: Ammo: 2/5

Papal Mainframe hallway:

Silence x??? [PG]

Marines x??? [PG]

Wyld

Papal Mainframe Bridge

The Silent Motherboard [PG]: Hp: 68500/150000

Murakumo [AG]: Hp: 14000/15000: Murakumo [A]: Durability: Integrity: 90%

Black Belt Tori [AG]: Torso: 1000/1000, arms: 1000/1000, legs x2: 1000/1000

Kunkka [AG]: Hp: 19000/75000

Skeletal Pirate Captain [AG]: Hp: 10000/15000: bones x0: Hp: 500/500

Sonic the Hedgehog [???]: Hp: 3/5

The Emerald Nova [A]

Papal Mainframe Engine Room

Silence x50 [PG]

Zbse [detonating: next turn]

Herobrine

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Think that army looks big? Don't worry, you'll have help. And since this entire invasion has become a super-event, I think the falls of each of the motherships will warrant damage to the godmodder. So don't fret too much. and yes, the Silent Motherboard is a ridiculously easy boss fight, you'll see why the Silence haven't come in to help. It isn't out of fear of the motherboard itself... And no, its not going to summon something nasty.

edited 14th Oct '14 12:36:53 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

101/500 101/500

I hop into the papal mainframe and slice Oblivion's destroyer at Kunkka

The paralysis wears off just enough for me to speak. I also notice Herobrine down in the engine room. "Hero... Keep fighting the good fight, and beat the rest of the mother ships..." I silently message the other me about what is happening through linked telekinesis. I then focus on the problem at hand. "We'll with everything going on, I might just have enough time to do something..." I focus the rest of my energy that isn't being used in the explosion to warp most of the Silence and myself to the assimilation station.

Meanwhile the other me mentally broadcasts what I am doing to the Anti-Godmodder side.

Something something Arena.

I Try to slip away from the chaos. They will keep themselves occupied well enough. But just to be safe... I begin making Lightning Runes after i get away form the main fighting. "This'll keep em occupied..."

The Tori, aware that this battle was essentially won, decides to forgo attacking and investigates the area further, something doesn't feel right...

Magiteck Fortress city:30/400 ^note  changing this from a portal to the ... Don't have a name for it yet but its essentially an original Magiteck City that moves on its own... It has animated armor as the main crew to prevent internal damage from fighting (and they are rather strong) with different ranks. From the grunts which come in groups of four, to THE Warden. who is a boss in his own right. The ship, all of its deployable vehicles, and some higher level units have shields heal 5% per on its own, or twenty percent if it dedicates its resources to repairing its shield. It can deploy Fighters, Tanks, soldiers, and even frigates with a portal inside the hanger. it can only open once every five rounds. (ground units must take a round to be transported to the surface or be stored in the hanger. max of five stored groups) Quality over quantity. It has a rather large chargeable lazer. one blast every three rounds. It also has a large amount of smaller turrets along its surface for auto attacks, giving it the capability to focus fire on one target or blast away at several, and a large array of magic traps within... buuut it requires a powerful mage to operate it... me. Being a fortress city, even after 'disabling' it, its still there and will still have a large amount of units in it... unless something like a large large explosion happens in it

Storm:27/200

The Tori's investigation yields three Ag points

edited 14th Oct '14 3:34:17 PM by Wyld

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10/10: The Cats were a sign of what was to come....

   Cat Titan summoned in Papal Mainframe Bridge.   

The Cat Titan Begins pummeling the Motherboard, fueled by the rage of its fallen comrades.

The Pirate Captain starts slicing at the Motherboard as well.

18/200

I give the Cat Titan an Attack buff.

3 +1s.

edited 14th Oct '14 1:19:21 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

103/500 103/500

I slice at Murakumo

3x +1

edited 14th Oct '14 2:50:48 PM by fseftr

I shoot a rocket at the Silent Mainframe.

Portal:

101/100 The Portal to Miiverse has been completed... Miis, Badmins, Verified Users, and the god of Miiverse himself, BIGLEY.

Here are the stats!

Miis:

Quantity: 5000 Miis.

Health: Low.

Attack: Low.

Defense: Low.

Badmins:

Quantity: 3000 Badmins.

Health: Medium.

Attack: Medium.

Defense: Low.

Verified Users:

Quantity: 50 Verified Users.

Health: Medium.

Attack: High.

Defense: High.

Bigley:

Quantity: Only 1.

Health: Very High.

Attack: High.

Defense: High.

Special: Massive Slam: Does Very High damage to one entity and Medium damage to nearby entities. Cooldown: 3 turns.

Tell me if this needs nerfing.

Ship:

70/250

edited 14th Oct '14 2:57:50 PM by Jondanger23

fset... murak is in the main frame. you are not.

Hopefully somewhat distanced form the mayhem, i examine my newly aquired weapon. "Well now this just won't do at all!" i begin to make some heavy modifications to the 'gun' as it was once called. now 'automatic grenade launcher' seems more appropriate, but still quite an understatement... enchantments and mechanical modifications tend to act oddly when thrown into gether with a gun... i wonder what it'll do when i fire it?

Magiteck Fortress city:33/400,

Storm:30/200,

plus ones for all! unclaimed becuase it was an edit and i forgot to... three pluses!

edited 14th Oct '14 4:38:52 PM by Wyld

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I use a grappling hook to board the Papal Mainframe and toss the Emerald Nova back to Tabbune, then use the Force to utterly rip out the staples attaching Oblivion's Destroyer to fseftr's hand.

Cannon: 24/30 (Claiming one of Wyld's +1s.)

Berserker Staff: 14/20 (Claiming one of fseftr's +1s.)

3 +1s for anyone not on Team PG.

edited 14th Oct '14 3:53:55 PM by IchigoMontoya

20/20: I plop down my Abductor Portal in front of the Motherboard. Then, a massive bullet comes out. From the other side of the portal, a girl's voice is heard. Tiro Finale!

54/400

Thanks!. I catch the Emerald Nova, then point it at the Motherboard. Causing an explosion so great, it can't be shown on screen.

3+1s pops out from the explosion!

edited 14th Oct '14 4:21:30 PM by Tabbune

Evility Entity: 228/300

DEPOPULATION SABRE 28/30

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I pull up a radio boom box and start playing It's The End of The World As We Know It in the cybership's speakers.

I am the once and future king.

"No problem, Tabbune," I respond, following up with a salute. I then blast fseftr in the face with the Destroyer Gun.

Cannon: 26/30 (Claiming one of Wyld's +1s.)

Berserker Staff: 16/20 (Claiming one of Tabbune's +1s.)

Today's forecast calls for 3 +1s for anyone not on Team PG.

2/20

19/200

I cast Firaga at the motherboard.

3 +1s.

Welcome to my special hell.

I start stomping on Cybermites.

True Conqueror [60/500] (Wyld, Ichigo, Tabbune, Ichigo, h2o)

I realize that the amount of energy in the laser rifle core isn't going to do anything spread across 60 rounds. I cut it down to 20, and finish constructing the rifle. Now I just need one more thing... I attach the chainsaw bayonet. Laser Lancer [20/20] ^{Laser Lancer} 

Basically, a Lancer from Gears of War that shoots Star Wars style lasers.

Attack Boost: Average

Ammo: 20 rounds

Durability: Average

Special:

Can close to melee distance to deal High damage to a single enemy unit. Takes one turn to close into melee range.

When reloading, can absorb a charge to increase the attack boost to High for that turn. Three turn CD.

I squish enough Cybermites to sell their parts for 3 charges! Take them!

edited 14th Oct '14 5:43:03 PM by Surt

Party time!