Destroy The Godmodder

1/10: Massive Cat Inbound.

14/200 (forgot to add the second thing last post)

I cast Thunder Storm on the Silence.

3 +1s.

edited 12th Oct '14 4:59:36 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

After asking Fury to see if he can deal with fseftr and Oblivion's Destroyer, I unfriend the godmodder on Facebook, only I somehow do it using the Power Glove despite not even being near a device that connects to the Internet, not to mention the huge technology difference. Why? Because I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.

Cannon: 18/30

Berserker Staff: 8/20 (Claiming one of h2o's +1s.)

All three once again go to Jon's portal. 90/100

edited 11th Oct '14 4:43:18 PM by IchigoMontoya

After hearing what Wyld said, I begin to scan the Bridge. So that's what it's called… a spaceship… can anybody help me fly this thing?

51/400, 10/20

3+1s

Medicinal Aerosol Grenades: 10/15 Tabbune, h20.

Very well. I put my order on hold and begin charging another Radial Disarm. 8/10 Wyld.

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Crap, too many hostiles on the battlefield. I heal Murakumo and teleport her inside the Papal Mainframe, where she and Kunkka slices up some marines.

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My engineers detonate a Mammon Cell, releasing another three +1s!

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

Evility Entity: 225/250

The Evility entity asks the Godmodder about otherworldy tech and tips on how to construct a humanoid replicant.

Depopulation bomb: 25/30

Chicka chika boom boom. Nuclear or bio-doom?

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I ask the godmodder if he's ever had a mecha version of himself?

I am the once and future king.

I order the Flagship to begin sustained bombardment of the Cyber-army, with special emphasis on the Cyberkings.

Conqueror [45/???] (Tabbune, Fury)

I dissassemble the L85 [14/20]

For some reason, the radio spits out three +1s when I give the order. Must have paid too much. 3 +1s for AG team.

edited 12th Oct '14 8:13:10 AM by Surt

Party time!

3/10

15/200

I shoot a homing missile out of the Papal Mainframe and at Elmo.

3 +1s.

edited 12th Oct '14 5:00:12 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

I grab a Marine, pull a Sub-Zero on him, and use the skull attached to the spine as a flail against the other Marines.

Conqueror [48/???] (Fury, h2o)

I disassemble the last gun [15/20]

Three +1s pop out of the poor Marine's neck.

Party time!

Medicinal Aerosol Grenades: 12/15 Surt.

I run up to fseftr and cast Radial Disarm, replacing his and a random PG's weapon with a Prova shock baton◊ ^note  Halves damage, but has a chance to stun targets for one turn for three turns! 10/10 h20

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I do a massive, massive smash on Elmo that deals high damage but uses up a big chunk of durability. Murakumo opts to dodge an attack instead pushing on the offensive.

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@h20: Raising your first charge to 4/10

@Tabbune: Your second charge is at 11/20

@Surt: The engineers also donate some gun magazines (The reading kind, not the bullet-holding ones). 16/20

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

6/10 and : The footsteps of something big are heard near the Papal Mainframe Interior.

16/200

I throw cash money at the Godmodder.

3 +1s.

edited 12th Oct '14 9:43:39 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

95/100 95/500

(You know, you guys seem want Oblivion's Destroyer so much. You might want to know I'm going to drop it once I finish my artifact summon.)

If that worked, Fury

Now nobody gets it

I hope you're happy

I use the shock baton/ Oblivion's destroyer on the rebel flagship

3x +1

edited 12th Oct '14 11:41:15 AM by fseftr

from what was said its only a temporary effect and will change back in a few rounds. and also you are VERY determined to take out that flag ship, which was wha we were trying to prevent. Hey pion... where did the clown man(diminiento) go?

null post so fset can post his second since i think everyone posted mostly other than hero.

claming a few points

portal:24/200 ,

Storm:22/200 tabbune,

edited 12th Oct '14 5:00:44 PM by Wyld

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17/20 for my second charge (2 H20, 2 Surt, 1 Armored, 1 Fseftr

@H2o: No Time Walking, right? You have done 3 Turns this round.

(2nd Draw)

Evility Entity: 226/250

The Evility entity pulls up a lawn chair next to the Godmodder, and takes pictures of the ensuing mass brawl with the flash on.

Depopulation Bomb: 26/30

Chicka chika boom boom. Nuclear or bio-doom?

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I ask the godmodder if he's ever had a mecha version of himself?

I am the once and future king.

12/??? We have found Ridlys corpse. We shall rebuild him, byond Meta Ridley...

7/???

Meanqhile in space, I create a singulaity inside the dalak ship

Plus ones, have em

from the flames of creation all came...    and to the inferno of destruction it shall return.   

97/100 97/500

I heal the Dalek mother ship.

3x +1

16/???

8/1000 nabs the bluprints for the Banhammer, and sends it to valve.

Telport to the palpe mainfram, and detonate an EMP

Plus ones!

edited 12th Oct '14 6:19:12 PM by trollllort

from the flames of creation all came...    and to the inferno of destruction it shall return.   

Q&A: @wyld: Sorry, the cyberkings are massive giant cybermen that double as space-ships. Also, you're in the Papal Mainframe, there's tons of things to kill in there. You didn't slip through, the Tori went without you, so you're in the room with lots of Silence and marines. Where did Dimentio go? He died. You guys killed him, fseftr got in the last shot, so he got oblivion's destroyer sort of as a spoil of war, similar to like how it works in the other session. @h2o: Hey hey hey! Only two posts per round. @ichigo: You do realize you still have the destroyer gun right?

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Wyld equips his blast shield, and fires it at the marines, 25 are frozen, and then quickly dispatched by the others. The Tori uses its clairvoyance to sense the surroundings, and immediately freezes and motions the others to stop. Sonic sees it and freezes. Zbse fires his massive blast into the engines, the attack minicritting, and then being upped to a doublecrit by the weak point, dealing a massive 13500 damage to the Papal Mainframe. The blast sends a large group of the Silence flying. Tabbune searches for some sign of a steering device, then hears a rattle and metallic screech behind him. He turn around and sees the boss. The Silent Motherboard. Head AI of the Papal Mainframe.

Jondanger attempts to beat Elmo to death, dealing 3500 damage. Ichigo fires his RPG at Elmo, dealing 4000 damage. Wyld tosses a massive mess of grenades into the silence ranks and charges into them, blasting a hole through their lines, probably not to be seen again for a good while. The entities all rush through to the bridge. jondanger smashes Elmo with Elmo, dealing 4000 damage. Zbse in the enginer room falls asleep, the Silence do not however fall unconscious, they move into take him out... while the other zbse helps everyone bust through into the bridge with a large battering ram. h2o casts thunder storm on the Silence, killing large numbers of them, but in the smoke cannot see his targets. Ichigo attempts to unfriend the godmodder on Facebook, but discovers a shocking secret... the godmodder doesn't have a facebook account! Or at least not one under his name. Tabbune looks about for a way to steer... then notices what everyone else is staring at.

Fury teleports Murakumo into the Papal Mainframe, and heals her for 4000 health. Lord Herobrine and the Evility entity both ask the godmodder questions, the godmodder shrugs at the entity and just says that he gets along with godmodding, and tells herobrine "No, I don't think so." Surt kills more Marines, but he can't see how many he's killed due to a sudden on rush of more enemy troops and Wyld's explosive mayhem. Fury smashes Elmo in the face, Ellmo killed, but a large chunk of durability is used up... and a massive wave of light washes over the cybermen forces, killing 20 swarms of cybermites. He then attempts to disarm fseftr, but gets blasted back by oblivion's destroyer, and the charge goes unused. Fseftr uses oblvion's destroyer on the Rebel Flagship, mini-critting and dealing 25000 damage to it. h2o fires a missile at Elmo, dealing 3500 damage. Troll deals 4000 damage to the dalek mothership with a singularity, fseftr heals the dalek mothership back for that damage though, and troll deals 3500 damage to the Silent Motherboard.

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The flagship bombards the cyber army, completely obliterating one of the cyber kings, dealing 20000 damage to another, and obliterating 20 of the cybermite swarms. Everyone notices that Fractured Mancer has run off with the Mace of Molag Bal. The daleks and cybermites charge the 501st troopers, "Oh gorilla. We can't stay here. Fall back you three." The 501st troopers are forced to fall back by the Dalek mothership's sustained fire. They do however take out the remaining cybermites and daleks as they retreat though. 20 more daleks fly in, as well as 40 cybermen regiments, and the cyberkings release 40 cybermite swarms.

In the Papal Mainframe, Wyld can no longer be seen, and various cuss words, smokes, flames, and other nastiness are filling up the air in the corridor, zbse is about to be carted off in the engine room, and the Silent Motherboard is barraged by a massive string of attacks, taking 50000 damage. It then repairs 30000 health to itself. Suddenly, a massive rack of guns and rockets flips out of the walls, and the armored golem and quickblade golem are blown to pieces.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 54/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 1147500/2000000: CAAN Laser: |||

dalek x20 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

Cyberman Mothership [PG]: Hp: 0 [guarded by cybermen]

Cyberkings x3 [PG]: Hp: 50000/50000

Cyberking [PG]: Hp: 26000/50000

cybermen regiments x50 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

cybermite swarms x40 [PG]: Hp: 500/500

Papal Mainframe [PG]: Hp: 135200/500000: Death of the Doctor: | [guarded by daleks]

Rebel Flagship Stage 1 [AG]: Hp: 10000/150000: cloaking: |||

Armored Fury: Lightbringer [A]: Durability: 50%

fseftr: Oblivion’s Destroyer [A]

Ichigo Montoya: Destroyer Gun [A]: Ammo: 2/5

Papal Mainframe hallway:

Silence x??? [PG]

Marines x??? [PG]

Wyld

Papal Mainframe Bridge

The Silent Motherboard [PG]: Hp: 130000/150000

missile rack x5 [PG]: Hp: 2500/2500

wall gun x10 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

Murakumo [AG]: Hp: 14000/15000: Murakumo [A]: Durability: Integrity: 100% [buffed: 1 rounds]

Black Belt Tori [AG]: Torso: 1000/1000, arms: 1000/1000, legs x2: 1000/1000

Kunkka [AG]: Hp: 29000/75000

Skeletal Pirate Captain [AG]: Hp: 15000/15000: bones x4: Hp: 500/500

Sonic the Hedgehog [???]: Hp: 4/5

Tabbune: The Emerald Nova [A]

Papal Mainframe Engine Room

Silence x50 [PG]

Zbse

edited 13th Oct '14 5:21:37 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Medicinal Aerosol Grenades: 13/15

Dagnabbit. I decide to resume my cruiser order from before. 11/40

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Kunkka attacks the missile racks while Murakumo deals with the wall guns. I flourish the Lightbringer a bit, before executing a nasty Spin Attack.

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Here are three +1s to start your day!

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

yeah i figured that out yesterday after a few re-reads. So i edited the things i put in a while before you posted actually. i guess you saw me mess up huh?

part of my plan here is to make the AI use up processing power trying to stop me from controlling the ship and its defense systems. if it doesn't use enough though i take over the ship and win! if it uses too much the people fighting it win easily due to it 'lagging'

I quickly cast Eternal vision^note basically i can see despite the smoke, and short of my eyes being gouged out ill continue to be able to see on myself, and use the smoke/chaos to go unnoticed. I Steal a Marine's gun (and a knife if they have one which i'm sure it does)

The Tori quickly anaylizes its Foe for weaknesses via clairvoyance on what would happen when it attacked what parts, but keeping on the defensive, taking the time to analyze its opponent while avoiding damage, again using clairvoyance to dodge potential attackers. It tries to find what the AI is best at too, but lacking a head it cannot tell its allies what to attack. It can however, act on those weaknesses it knows about given the opportunity. Critical up for the Tori on the AI after analysis

portal:26/200

Storm:24/200

plus ones are found within the smoke and flames!

edited 14th Oct '14 3:22:57 AM by Wyld

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18/20, 52/400

Wow, this room is actually big enough to fit all of us… okay, back to the stuff.

I use the Emerald Nova as a wand to cast my Lightning Storm to the Wall Guns.

Take down that weird thing that isn't in multiples, I'll handle the rest!

3+1s from my overchannel of mana to the Lightning Storm

edited 13th Oct '14 6:38:46 AM by Tabbune

I Attempt to shape shift myself into looking like one of the marines, while simultaneously executing the marine i am shape shifting as and hiding the body. I try to avoid the confused angry amnesiacs that the mysteria and rage bomb grenades hit.

i think I'm becoming a support/harassing class person... the horror...

portal:29/200

Storm:26/200

three AG points at the ready!

edited 13th Oct '14 6:27:16 PM by Wyld

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Flagship-One! Your orders are to keep yourself cloaked for as long as possible! If you get too heavily damaged, retreat, repair, and refit! In the meantime, keep up the pressure on the Cybers! Confirm orders!

Orders confirmed, Commander.

True Conqueror [51/???] (Tabbune, Wyld)

I have enough parts, and all the knowledge, thanks to the magazines. However, it still feels like something is missing. I look to the side, and find a discarded laser rifle. Laser Lancer [17/20]

^{Laser Lancer}  Basically, a Lancer from Gears Of War that shoots Star Wars style lasers.

Attack Boost: Average

Ammo: 60 rounds

Durability: Average

Special:

Can close to melee distance to deal High damage to a single enemy unit. Takes one turn to close into melee range.

When reloading, can absorb a charge to increase the attack boost to High for that turn. Three turn CD.

My radio continues to generate charges. +3

edited 13th Oct '14 5:57:39 PM by Surt

Party time!

I shoot at the Dalek Mothership with my S.D.M.G.

Portal:

93/100

Ship:

68/250

Huh, didn't notice I put 3 posts.

6/10 and : you hear thundering footsteps in the Papal Interior.

16/200

I cast Murder at Elmo.

3 +1s.

edited 13th Oct '14 8:20:40 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.