Destroy The Godmodder

Q&A: @wyld: Yes, you can make your own artifacts, I would appreciate if you would keep artifact summoning to a minimum though. And no, I didn't say I wanted it to be more interesting. I said it wouldn't last very long because of over poweredness. And if I said it needed to be more interesting, that was a mistake on my part. I do not have the time to deal with such a complex field effect. @fseftr: Keep ahold of it. You just had some bad luck. Oblivion's Destroyer has a 25% chance to deal more damage to your own team than you, a 25% chance to deal equal damage to both sides, 25% chance to deal less damage to your own side, and a 25% chance to not harm your only entities at all. It also has, as you may have noticed, a high attack power. @Tabbune: May I point out that you are in a corridor, only being blocked because new troops are perpetually teleporting in, and the cybership has lost power due to being shot down? How much more obviously can I put it? Use a little something called stra-tee-gee. You might be able to fight through, but shooting the ship down will make your life easier.

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F.G.R. goes berserk at the command of troll, and fires all of the weapons it has at once, flying straight up at the dalek mothership... to get redirected by the papal mainframe. Uber turret destroyed. Illuminati destroyed. Patapon destroyed. Troll flies up and attempts to punch the moon into the dalek mothership, but despite his best efforts, only a small portion moves. 3500 damage to dalek mothership. Ichigo runs up and snaps herobrine's neck, killing him. He'll be back though. Death is Cheap. Fury summons Murakumo... and Murakumo. Troll launches a massive meteor storm at the battlefield, taking out five cyberman regiments. Surt smashes in the faces of three cyberman regiments. Ichigo's orbital strike fires down at the godmodder. The godmodder looks up... Then steps to the side. The laser misses him completely, but it does punch through the Papal Mainframe, dealing 10000 damage to it. Ichigo also shoots fseftr with expelliarmus, sending him flipping backwards, as Oblvion's Destroyer is stapled to his hand.

Tabbune attempts to teleport inside of the dalek ship, but discovers that he's being blocked by the other two motherships. h2o attempts to dethrone a cyberking, dealing 4000 damage to it. The tori charges fseftr, but suddenly gets blasted backwards by a direct burst, losing its head. Wyld uses a gravity grenade on a cyberking, but as the cyberking is too heavy, instead it just smashes up 10 cybermite swarms. Zbse's snoring reverbrates around the Papal Mainframe, disorienting the Silence and Marines... and dealing 3000 damage to the ship itself. Fury protects Kunkka and Murakumo. Wyld gives the tori a powerful strength spell, but since its in the middle of walking, it accidentally sticks its foot into the ground, and uses the rest of the duration of the spell getting unstuck. Jondanger flips out, eating large numbers of silence. Zbse's other self falls asleep in the Papal Mainframe, the combined snoring is so loud the Papal Mainframe takes 10000 damage. Fseftr slices Oblivion's Destroyer at the Rebel Flagship, dealing a whopping 25000 damage to it.

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The Rebel flagship, heavily damaged, activates its cloak to try and avoid sustaining anything critical. Kunkka buffs Murakumo, who attacks the daleks, slicing and dicing her way through all but three of the daleks. The Papal Mainframe attempts to attack Kunkka and Murakumo with a massive lightning bolt, but fury, sacrificing a small amount of Lightbringer's integrity, blocks it. The cybermen receive another wave of reinforcements... almost. A series of massive explosions is heard, and a large chunk of ground gives way, the chunk of ground where the incoming dalek army was. The 501st soldiers high five each other. The cybermen and cybermites rush forward at Murakumo and Kunkka, Murakumo manages to rush out of the way of the oncoming horde, Kunkka takes 15000 damage. The godmodder watches on in amusement.

Inside the Papal Mainframe, the Silence put their energy into waking up zbse with an enormous bolt of lightning. The Marines fire on Tabbune, the golem and Sonic. Sonic slices through them, killing 150, and a bunch of the Silence. The Golem takes down a large group of Silence and 100 soldiers, but takes 7500 damage. 100 more marines come in through the portals, and more Silence come through, no telling how many there are.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 54/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 1249500/2000000: CAAN Laser: |||

daleks x3 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

Cyberman Mothership [PG]: Hp: 0 [guarded by cybermen]

Cyberkings x4 [PG]: Hp: 50000/50000

Cyberkings [PG]: Hp: 46000/50000

Cyberman regiments x40 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

cybermite swarms x25 [PG]: Hp: 500/500

Papal Mainframe [PG]: Hp: 169700/500000: Death of the Doctor: | [guarded by daleks]

Murakumo [AG]: Hp: 15000/15000: Murakumo [A]: Durability: Integrity: 100% [buffed: 2 rounds]

Black Belt Tori [AG]: Head: 0/1000, Torso: 1000/1000, arms: 1000/1000, legs x2: 1000/1000

Kunkka [AG]: Hp: 25000/75000

Rebel Flagship Stage 1 [AG]: Hp: 35000/150000: cloaking: ||| [cloaked: 2 rounds]

501st squad [???]: 4 left.

Armored Fury: Lightbringer [A]: Durability: 70%

fseftr: Oblivion’s Destroyer [A]

Ichigo Montoya: Destroyer Gun [A]: Ammo: 2/5

Fractured Mancer: Mace of Molag Bal [A]: Integrity: 55%

Papal Mainframe Interior:

Silence x??? [PG]

Marines x350 [PG]

Knight Golem [AG]: Hp: 5000/25000

Sonic the Hedgehog [???]: Hp: 4/5

Tabbune: The Emerald Nova [A]

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note: If anyone's wondering why the godmodder isn't attacking, he's mostly going to stand back and gloat if you're getting your butts handed to you too thoroughly. I'd recommend thinking about your actions at least somewhat, rather than throwing random attacks around.

edited 10th Oct '14 4:09:52 PM by pionoplayer

Paranoia:12/200

Er.... Gimmicky Skeleton Pirate Captain: 11/15

I fly into the Papal Mainframe interior and summon some cats to fight the Marines.

15 Cats summoned, with 150 HP Each.

3 +1s.

11/???

6/???

I begen droping ball of nutronium on the PG forces from orbit. (Nutronium = second in desnity only to black hole

3 + 1s

Both of me awaken at once due to the lightning bolt. I notice the dream rift and before it closes, I pull out two gauntlets and a box of different cards, ranging from tarot cards to solitare cards. I yell "Tarot Card of the Major Arcana: Number 0, The Fool" as I slam it into the gauntlet. I suddenly warp inside of the engine room of the papal mainframe and punch the engine in a fury due to the sudden awakening, dealing damage to those who come close to my fists.

Meanwhile, my other self picks up the Hanged Man card and slides multiple nooses down the ventilation shafts to hang multiple silence.

edited 10th Oct '14 4:50:21 PM by zbse

After radioing the armory to request the Berserker Staff, I don a suit of Powered Armor made of adamantium that looks something like this◊, then activate a lightsaber and use it to chop fseftr's sword arm off.

Cannon: 12/30 (Claiming one of h2o's +1s.)

Berserker Staff: 2/20 (Claiming one of Troll's +1s.)

3 +1s for anyone not on Team PG.

48/400, 6/20

My Golem charges to the Silences and Marines, and then, once he got surrounded by the swarms, I explode the Golem. Good thing I know how to blow up golems.

3+1s!

edited 10th Oct '14 4:37:07 PM by Tabbune

.... i was under the impression that the Tori had already tackled fsetr.... the post before that certainty said so. Whatever i guess, change of plans time. fset can rampage all he wants as long as he doesn't touch my stuff :3

about the attack on the king, it was a complete reversal of gravity... im not going to argue with you here, but i dont think heavness can stop you from going up when gravity is now in that direction. infact that sounds like it would make ti worse. maybe edit that to say it anchors itself into the ground or something

hey h20... make a [[{{http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2012:Catsplosion}} catsplosion to break reality

i wonder how the dalek ship when spinning doesn't kill everything inside through the g-forces alone.... is it only spinning the hull? becuase i can cause some chaos if that's the case... at a later date of course

The Tori grabs its severed head and throws it at Fset with incredible speed in an attempt to stun him/mess up his aim, and changes course, running to me. I'm rather close to it, and also Tori's have lots of practice throwing their severed body parts... they have been known to completely explode a enemy Tori even if it managed to try and grab it before it hit.

I prepare a rune teleport spell (all who are standing on it teleport to a person/object of my choosing.)

"Oh god everything is falling apart! Time to do something drastic called teamwork. who wants to come with me?"

16/200

14/50

three Ag points.

edited 10th Oct '14 6:49:18 PM by Wyld

49/400, 7/20

Well, I don't have anything elseto do here, right?. I cast a Chain Lightning spell at the Marines.

3+1

Not destroy from the inside, my plan is to hijack the thing… which I forgot, have no offenses

edited 10th Oct '14 9:13:48 PM by Tabbune

The teleport spell prepared, and the Tori hopefully skidding to a stop on the rune just in time, I teleport everyone standing on the Rune at the end of the round to Tabbune, who will be acting as the anchor for the spell. here's hoping that an Ag or two wants to come with me to take the papal down(or capture it) with tabbune from the inside, because if it goes down we get more of the 501st and just five squads are kicking but, and i especially reccomend it becuase if we are all together there's nothing for their armies to attack on the ground is there? i mean its not like we are defending some all important artifact.... also, if we want to hijack a ship i suggest the dalek one. this is a support ship

portal:19/200 ,

Storm:17/200, Changing the post time (if thats allowed) to 200 fr a longer effect period for the Ether Storm... if its not allowed the forget i said anything.

more three's for the A gee's

edited 11th Oct '14 7:05:13 AM by Wyld

I join Wyld's teleport, and once inside, start smashing marines with a massive sledgehammer.

I telepathically contact the Conqueror.

Hey, I'm going to need some help here. Bring your True self.

   Yes, my lord.   

True Conqueror[42/???] (Tabbune, Wyld)

I disassemble the G36 [12/20]

Post is no longer WIP. The WIP Power adds three charges to the AG Pool.

edited 10th Oct '14 10:20:55 PM by Surt

15/15 (Tabbune, Wyld, Surt) : Skeleton Pirate Captain Summoned in Papal Mainframe Interior.

RATTLE ME BONES!

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He has below average health and summons 2 bones with low health every turn. They somehow attack. He starts off with 2 bones.

I summon a Tank Cat to protect the normal cats.

Tank Cat: 1500/1500

3 +1s.

I joke summon Elmo.

Portal:

78/100

Ship:

63/250

3 free +1s!

I unleash Force Lightning upon the Cyberman regiments.

Cannon: 14/30 (Claiming one of h2o's +1s.)

Berserker Staff: 4/20 (Claiming one of Jon's +1s.)

Two for Jon's portal. 80/100

One for the Conqueror. 43/???

edited 11th Oct '14 8:17:55 AM by IchigoMontoya

I throw Elmo at the dalek mothership.

Portal:

82/100

Portal:

65/250

Crafting is underway. 7/15 Jon, Surt, Wyld.

Thankfully, they seem to have forgotten that one of their capital ship was destroyed under my command. 6/40 Tabbune, h20.

I heal Kunkka before asking him to go into Wyld's portal, which he complies. Murakumo continues bisecting the daleks.

@Surt: Have a WD-40. 13/20

@Tabbune: Here's to your second charge. 8/20

@Ichigo: And your cannon. 15/30

edited 11th Oct '14 8:28:14 AM by ArmoredFury

93/100 93/500

I try to fight off both Ichigo and Tori

Q&A: @wyld: No, its raw inertia, by the time the gravity reverse would have been undone, the cyberking would have only risen up a little bit, plus, its a grenade. The cyberkings are space-ships about the size of a destroyer (in modern-day nautical terms), so only a very small part would be in the gravity reversal effect. N, its not the entire thing spinning, or maybe it is, they're daleks, they'd be able to survive it. Also, that's not five squads. Its five guys. They're members of the pantheon, so they're pretty overpowered, and the reason Sonic is doing less damage is because he didn't bring in custom weaponry. And 200 posts is fine, it'll make it last longer, and in order to keep it from lasting too long also increasing power.

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h2o flies into the interior of the Papal mainframe and summons 15 cats. Troll drops neutronium on the papal mainframe, destroying the daleks guarding it. Zbse teleports to the engine room of the Papal Mainframe, then begins smashing the heck out of the engines, getting an auto-crit on the Papal Mainframe for 6000 damage. His other self hangs several Silence. Ichigo rushes at fseftr, slicing at him with a lightsaber, but finds himself quickly losing ground against the massive crackling waves of dark energy fseftr is throwing out. Tabbune sends his golem into the center of the Silence and marines, and explodes the Golem, Silence and humans alike go flying, killing 50 Marines and creating an opening in their ranks. Quickblade golem and Armored Golem summoned. Wyld teleports himself and several others to the interior of the papal mainframe, and so does not see the Tori's head get disintegrated by the waves of energy.

Tabbune casts chain lightning, killing 25 marines. Surt, now inside the Papal Mainframe, crashes his way through a bunch of the marines, killing 30. h2o summons a tank cat to protect the other cats, and Skeletal Pirate Captain to kill things. jondanger summons Elmo... Oh no... Not...    Elmo!!    The godmodder immediately mind-controls Elmo to his side. Ichigo uses force lightning on the cybermen regiments, killing 4 of them off. jondanger throws elmo at the dalek mothership, dealing 2000 damage to both. Fury heals Kunkka for 3500 health and sends him into the Papal Mainframe. Fseftr easily deflects the tori head, and grins evilly when Ichigo gets blasted backwards by Oblivion's Destroyer.

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A large swarm of daleks hits the battlefield, Murakumo attacks the daleks, and all but five of yhe new daleks die, she also deals 10000 damage to the dalek mothership.. The Rebel Flagship unleashes a massive wave of fire down upon the cybermen, destroying all the basic groundtroops. The cyberkings release 50 new waves of cybermites. The Papal mainframe and Dalek mothership but target Murakumo, but the dalek mothership misses her. Murakumo still takes 5000 damage... But not more, because the Papal Mainframe is suddenly having to deal with very destructive intruders. The 501st fires on the Papal Mainframe, dealing 15000 damage to it with heavy mortar fire.

Inside the Papal Mainframe, Sonic makes a mad dash for the bridge, while the Marines fire on the sudden catsplosion, killing all of them. And the cat tank. Tabbune and the black-belt tori follow him, right before the lines close back up. Inside, the AGs and Silence are at stand-off, the AGs, deciding to conserve their forces, go on the defensive, they don't take any damage, but manage to equalize the enemy casualties with enemy reinforcements. And then another 100 marines portal in. The three on the bridge look around, there isn't much here... But there must be something, you can hear Silence on the outside of the room... but they seem almost afraid to enter the bridge. In the engine block is different matter. Zbse finds himself surrounded by a large squad of Silence.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 54/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 1147500/2000000: CAAN Laser: |||

daleks x5 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

Cyberman Mothership [PG]: Hp: 0 [guarded by cybermen]

Cyberkings x4 [PG]: Hp: 50000/50000

Cyberkings [PG]: Hp: 46000/50000

cybermite swarms x50 [PG]: Hp: 500/500

Papal Mainframe [PG]: Hp: 148700/500000: Death of the Doctor: | [guarded by daleks]

Elmo [PG]: Hp: 18000/20000. Elmo’s world:      |||

Murakumo [AG]: Hp: 10000/15000: Murakumo [A]: Durability: Integrity: 100% [buffed: 1 round]

Rebel Flagship Stage 1 [AG]: Hp: 35000/150000: cloaking: ||| [cloaked: 1 round]

501st squad [???]: 4 left.

Armored Fury: Lightbringer [A]: Durability: 70%

fseftr: Oblivion’s Destroyer [A]

Ichigo Montoya: Destroyer Gun [A]: Ammo: 2/5

Fractured Mancer: Mace of Molag Bal [A]: Integrity: 55%

Papal Mainframe Interior:

Silence x??? [PG]

Marines x345 [PG]

Kunkka [AG]: Hp: 29000/75000

Skeletal Pirate Captain [AG]: Hp: 15000/15000: bones x2: Hp: 500/500

Quickblade golem [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Armored golem [AG]: Hp: 15000/15000

Papal Mainframe Bridge

Black Belt Tori [AG]: Torso: 1000/1000, arms: 1000/1000, legs x2: 1000/1000

Sonic the Hedgehog [???]: Hp: 4/5

Tabbune: The Emerald Nova [A]

Papal Mainframe Engine Room

Silence x50 [PG]

Zbse

edited 11th Oct '14 3:14:55 PM by pionoplayer

seriously? they are ships? i didn't throw it at the mother ships for that exact reason! i need to know who i am fighting next time... and for now i supose i am fighting... uhhh, what are those things again?

I create a riot shield and enchant it with directional explosion rune that can detect aggression and explode when it does it only explodes in the direction it is facing(away from the shield). The rune is Stasis bomb, frezing whatever it hits in time if it can be consdered a living object. like ANY living material at all. I equip it and charge into the enemy lines "Lets make some noise" yes im aware that this is a bit hasty but there are probably reinforcements coming in soon right? besides runing into a line or confused soldiers with an explosive shield just sounds cool :3

The Tori quickly examines the area, with the new objective of guarding tabbune and assisting him. The Tori uses its clairvoyance to know where its going due to its lack of a head... it can almost easily find most or all hidden things in the room due to siad clairovoyance, and know if it would move in a certain way it would trigger trap... what does it find?

portal:20/200 Something shifts its weight ever so slightly. it sends shivers down your spine.

Storm:18/200

three AG points

edited 12th Oct '14 3:47:06 PM by Wyld

"This is just what I needed!" I rip one of the silence's hearts out and it becomes a card. "Be gone with a whisper, Card of the Silence!" I slam it into a gauntlet and my gauntlet drains the electricity from the papal mainframe. "Vanish into the light. ELECTRIC CANNON!" I fire it at the engine in hopes of destroying it and the recoil launches me into some Silence, knocking them down like bowling pins.

The other me uses the Tarot of Strength to punch through the ventilation shaft. He lands inside the bridge and punches the door into the battlefield, crushing multiple silence.

edited 11th Oct '14 3:35:15 PM by zbse

Oh yeah, I forgot that this is my first time driving one of these hunk of metals… oh well, it can't be that much different from riding a dragon, right? I check the pilot seat if there's a pilot. If there is, I knock him out with my Emerald Nova. Then, I grab the steering wheel.

50/400, 9/20

3+1s

edited 11th Oct '14 3:51:32 PM by Tabbune

I beat elmo to death with a Saxxy Award.

Portal:

83/100

Portal:

66/250

After exasperatedly asking h2o why he did a gorillaing one-post summon, I shoot Elmo with my RPG.

Cannon: 17/30 (Claiming one of Tabbune's +1s.)

Berserker Staff: 6/20 (Claiming one of Wyld's +1s.)

All three for Jon's portal. 86/100

edited 11th Oct '14 4:15:10 PM by IchigoMontoya

I quickly try to convince tabbune that space ships don't have steering wheels, but rather have a complicated guidance system that requires a large number of personal to input commands and coordinat- oh hey a steering wheel!... i also say to tabbune that there is probably a boss entity in the room, that or a trap. talking through the Tori's body with magic. dont ask how, i just explained. a wizard did it.

I realism that we are running low on time and do something incredibly ridiculous. after slamming into the battle line and riding the shield not unlike a sled, I toss a multitude of enchanted grenades throughout the Marine/silence battle line the grenades include the Lift grenade, the Pyrus bloom(fire grenade) the Stasis trapper (like the Rune) The Midas Grenade(turns everything in range to solid gold) the Link Net(creates a large amount of energy nets that deal low damage and stick to whatever it touches before quickly shrinking. dealing much more than a low amoutn of damage the round after) The Mass mysteria (low level enemies forget EVERYTHING) and right next to the previous grenade, the rage bomb, which as its name suggests, make people irrationally angry at everything (it only affects low levels though?) think of it like me tossing a whole BELT of magitech grenades into the army.

"Go through guys! ill hold them off here!"

portal:22/200

Storm:20/200

edited 12th Oct '14 3:50:15 PM by Wyld

I grab elmo and smash elmo with elmo.

Portal:

87/100

Ship:

67/250

I fall asleep, making the rest of the silence get knocked out due to the snoring.

The other me uses the tori as a battering ram and charges into the pilots room.