Destroy The Godmodder

My unconscious body floats over to the God Modder, steals his grocery list, bucket list, torture method blueprints, and his pie and reads them over.

   The Godmodder's Grocery List of Doom. Things to pick up: Milk, Eggs, Bread, Pop Tarts, Durian Fruit, Cyanide, Chocolate Syrup, and Nutella.   

   The Godmodder's Bucket List...    it is unledgible to normal people, and since my unconscious body can't understand the writing (don't question the fact of how I am reading these, I just am), it teleports the bucket list over to Tabunne for translation.

I also eat the pie. And my body falls asleep on top of the papal mainframe

edited 8th Oct '14 3:57:27 PM by zbse

Something something Arena.

Q&A: @wyld: No, that means no multiple summonings of the same type of tori, and don't abuse the tori, intersperse them with other stuff. You'll be fine if you do that. And as for the portal, it was an instant attack, you could, but probably try and make it a little more interesting. And yes, more Hollywood science, you basically made the whole thing bigger, but somehow the insides remain the same size, there's just more of them. Don't think about it too hard. And as for the illegal charges, toss them. They were made illegally and are not legal tender. Also, I think herobrine is on his own team, attempting to break as many things as possible. And armored isn't memory proof, he's just sticking in the center of the room where he can keep the Silence in his vision at all times. Plus, he knows of the existence of the Silence from elsewhere, so he can make assumptions about what he's been doing even when he forgets. @herobrine: You are mistaken, the papal mainframe is still airborne, its the cybership that went down. And no, the motherships aren't anti-everything. Davros is explicitly working for the godmodder. The invasion got hijacked remember? Also, those are cybermen regiments, plus the cybermen aren't even capable of assimilating daleks. The daleks outclass them by way too much. @fseftr: I gave you that bloody sword so you could compete with the AGs, but if you aren't even going to try and prevent wyld from ripping you limb from limb to steal it from you I'm going to give it to him. @troll: I'm sorry, but I'm going to lop off the extra abilities (but allow that first absorption to restore the health it lost as F.W.F.) becuase you've been keeping Freddy up a bit long.

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Jondanger eats a bunch of silence, killing five of them. Wyld turns around and fires his growth gun at the Rebel Flagship... but the overload esplodes the gun before it goes off all the way[[note: And good thing too, considering what probably would have happened had it actually gone off.]]. The tori charges fseftr and tackles him to the ground, fseftr thrashes around, trying to hit other things, but misses everything but the tori, vaporizing its left arm. h2o casts regen on the patapon, unfortunately, they have such low max health that a regen buff will probably be absolutely useless. Suddenly, Freddy becomes imbued with two new sources of power, and then eats the carrier tank, when suddenly... CURSE OF REPETITIONED!!!!, heavily weakening the Faz. This will be his last incarnation in this thread.

Troll fires a machine gun loaded with youtube comments at the daleks, taking down two of them. Wyld rushes up to assist the tori, but gets blasted backwards as the tori crashes into him. Ichigo zaps the cybermen with force lightning again, taking down four regiments. Fury takes down two more daleks by whacking one so hard it goes through another one. Surt slams a truck into a dalek. The dalek explodes the truck. The truck explodes the dalek. Everyone wins. But the dalek of course. Ichigo megaton punches the illuminati, dealing 3500 damage. Troll beats two regiments of cybermen to death, but is stopped by his brown-note cube. The godmodder's combat-grade earplugs protect him from the noise. Tabbune unleashes a massive fireball into the Silence through the emerald nova. The lot of them are vaporized. It seems they weren't prepared for such a high-end artifact.

Surt tells the rebel flagship to use its cloak, but gets no response, as the entire thing has been immobilized. Tabbune, while the golem covers him and Sonic lays down the melee equivalent of suppression fire, scans for weapons. As it turns out, the Papal Mainframe does not have any true weapons, the attack coming instead from large numbers of Silence charging up massive tesla coils. Brilliant. Fury mini-crits a heal on Kunkka, healing him for 5000 health. h2o throws a bananarang at the godmodder, who sidesteps. The bananarang then comes back around and hits h2o in the side of the head. Herobrine jumps into a fighter, and attempts to shoot gun down fury, but gets shot down by someone else... Zbse falls asleep on top of the Papal Mainframe, somehow dealing a critted 7500 damage to it.

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Kunkka attacks the cybermites, activating his special, wiping out 15 swarms of them. The patapon charge the Iluminati, dealing 18000 damage in total. The Uber-turret turns on the Papal mainframe, and deals 2500 damage to it. The F.G.R. In its massive rage attack distracts the daleks, preventing them from protecting the mainframe, and also taking down ten of them. The Illuminati attack the patapon, taking down the tatepon and yaripon. The Papal Mainframe is in a bad position, with large portions of the insides being torn apart by the fight in the main hall, and fails its attack. The dalek mothership unleashes the CAAN laser, dealing 5000 damage to the Uber-turret, 10000 damage to Kunkka, and 20000 damage to the Rebel Flagship. The cybermen and daleks prepare for a massive sweep, when suddenly a storm of rockets from the above ridge rains down upon them, destroying 5 daleks and half of the cybermen regiments.

The 501st has arrived. Or at least a squad of them has. "Hold out just a bit longer, we've got more reinforcements coming." fifteen more daleks arrive right after them however, and then five cyberkings. The cyberkings will unload cybermite swarms as long as they live. The rebel flagship then unfreezes.

The kamikaze silence charge tabbune, but Sonic quickly intercepts them, but is launched backwards by the explosion. Ow... Not doing that again.. 1 damage. The Golem takes 5000 damage from the Marines, but the marines don't put up much fight when Tabbune turns the emerald nova on them, and they quickly flee. The Golem busts the next door down, the bridge is just ahead... But Silence begin materializing. A coms unit comes on... "We've got troops coming in, but we can't get in when half of the men we lose get converted into cybermen. And the Silence keep blocking our drop ships? If you can take down the Silence we can give you some artillery support, once the cybermen are gone we can get you some actual troops." Immediately the hallway fills up with large amounts of Silence and Marines, this time there are too many Silence to remember them all. You'll need the ship's internal systems down before you can reach the bridge to blow this thing from the inside.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 54/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 1253000/2000000: CAAN Laser: |||

daleks x24 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

Cyberman Mothership [PG]: Hp: 0 [guarded by cybermen]

Cyberkings x5 [PG]: Hp: 50000/50000

Cyberman regiments x48 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

cybermite swarms x35 [PG]: Hp: 500/500

Papal Mainframe [PG]: Hp: 192700/500000: Death of the Doctor: | [guarded by daleks]

Illuminati [PG]: Hp: 30000/75000

Patapon legion [AG]: Megapon x3: 1000/1000 hp, attack buffer, no attack. Robopon x3: 1500/1500 hp. Mahopon x3: 750/750 hp, low attack, multi-target. Dekapon x3: 1500/1500 hp, high attack.

Uber-turret [AG]: Hp: 5000/10000

Black Belt Tori [AG]: Head: 1000/1000, Torso: 1000/1000, arms: 1000/1000, legs x2: 1000/1000

Kunkka [AG]: Hp: 40000/75000

Rebel Flagship Stage 1 [AG]: Hp: 60000/150000: cloaking: |||

F.G.R. [AG]: Integrity: 100%

501st squad [???]: 5 left.

Armored Fury: Lightbringer [A]: Durability: 80%

fseftr: Oblivion’s Destroyer [A]

Ichigo Montoya: Destroyer Gun [A]: Ammo: 2/5

Fractured Mancer: Mace of Molag Bal [A]: Integrity: 55%

Papal Mainframe Interior:

Silence x??? [PG]

Marines x500 [PG]

Knight Golem [AG]: Hp: 12500/25000

Sonic the Hedgehog [???]: Hp: 4/5

Tabbune: The Emerald Nova [A]

edited 10th Oct '14 3:41:22 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

FGR goes insane, and useing its only availiable nuke, fire it at its feet, rocket jumping at the dalak ship, before fireing EVERY weapon, ramming the the ship, and overloading its reactor, causing it to explode and inflict even more damage. (See alpha strike, rqmming always works, and takeing you with me and death equals redemption(for Freddy).) Rest in peace Freddy.

5/??? I pull out a green orb, and begin chargeing it wih power, its signal attracting the attention of something that lurks in the stratosphere.

2/???

I follow FGR, and pass the ship, before PUNCHING THE MOON INTO IT!

The sheer awsomeness generates three plus ones

from the flames of creation all came...    and to the inferno of destruction it shall return.   

I run up to Herobrine's downed fighter and tear him from the cockpit, then snap his neck before preparing for my next move.

Cannon: 7/30

Orbital Strike: 19/22 (Claiming one of Troll's +1s.)

Got three +1s for anyone not on Team PG.

edited 8th Oct '14 8:35:17 PM by IchigoMontoya

I repeat my previous order at the Flagship.

Conqueror [37/200] (troll, Ichigo)

I have enough guns, and sit down to take them apart. [9/20]

The re-mobilization of the Flagship adds three charges to the AG pool.

Party time!

"So you're my new commander, huh? I hope you'll try your hardest."

Murakumo◊ has been summoned! 27/27 Surt, troll.

^{Murakumo Destroyer} 

Health: Low

Offense: Medium

Specials:

• Can attack twice per turn.

• Has 1/3 chance to dodge attacks.

The first squad encounters Weaponsmith Ornifex inside her house. Using the accumulated souls stored inside their phylactery, they buy a Murakumo curved greatsword! 30/30 Ichigo.

^{Murakumo Curved Greatsword} 

Weapon Artifact

Attack Power Increase: High

Durability: Medium

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I equip Murakumo... on Murakumo. She proceeds to slash the Illuminati while I heal Kunkka, who buffs Murakumo for 2 turns.

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3 +1s!

edited 8th Oct '14 9:07:48 PM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

9/???

3/???

I punch everything in orbit at the batlefeild, creating a miniture meteor swarm.

Plus ones, thre of em

from the flames of creation all came...    and to the inferno of destruction it shall return.   

I lift the wreckage of my truck, and use it as a smashing board against the Cybermen.

Conqueror [39/200] (troll)

I finish taking apart the AK-47 and the M16 [11/20] (Fury)

As my truck's wreckage finally disintegrates, it leaves behind three AG-flavoured +1s.

edited 9th Oct '14 2:09:15 AM by Surt

Party time!

Orbital Strike: 22/22 (Claiming a +1 from Troll and Surt.)

The Kill Sats finish synchronizing and lock onto the godmodder, then bombard the crap out of him. At the same time, I cast Expelliarmus on fseftr.

Cannon: 9/30 (Claiming another one of Surt's +1s.)

Here's a cache of 3 +1s for anyone not on Team PG.

edited 8th Oct '14 10:24:55 PM by IchigoMontoya

46/400, 4/20

Wow, all this for nothing… nope, changing targets…

I take the Bucket List from Zbse and seeing that I can't use it at all, use it as a distraction for me to teleport inside the Dalek Mothership with the entire raid team.

3+1

9/15

10/200

I cast Dethrone on a Cyberking.

3 +1s.

edited 9th Oct '14 4:25:42 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

I set up a spell to prevent anything from intercepting me now while I use Tracking on the Dalek Mothership.

47/400, 5/20

My Tracking founds 3+1s nearby. 3+1s for A Gs.

seriosly fset, wheres that fighting spirit? and the portal being and what more interesting now? i may have read that badly but it looked like you changed what you were talking about half way through, but a zombie army using WW 2 euqips in a coordinated assult sounds kind of epic to me. Also, mostly trying taking it from him to prevent its continued assault on the rebel ship since everyone else ignored him... that and i was considering things, and decided i could (but most likely wont) to start an artifact collection agency :3 plot?

The Tori, missing a limb, adjusts his hold to compensate, and attempts to execute his attack. if i actually tear off his arm, I'll apologize and provide him with a new, better one(RedRightHand) using MAGIC and run off with my new weapon, but i honestly expect it'll fail in some way. players are supposed to be immortal right? In that case i suppose it isnt totally implausible for me to incapacitate him for a round before providing him with an arm and running. i still suspect it wont work if only because i haven't been here as long XD

Warning: sanity slippage!

I grimace at the obliviousness of fset before turning and enchanting a grenade form hammer space into a Lift grenade! it reverses gravity on everything in it's range, and slams it back down to earth, compensating by using double the gravity something normally has in the slam part. I make sure to pull the pin before throwing it at a cyber king and the cyber mites surrounding it.

12/200,

10/50

Three Ag points

edited 9th Oct '14 6:44:31 AM by Wyld

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Yes, they are. Unless you count incapacitation as death (see around page 70-80

The snoring reverberates throughout the papal mainframe, causing confusion to the sentient beings as to how someone can snore that loud.

Something something Arena.

I call my engineers and tell them to craft some G28 Medicinal Aerosol Grenade. 3/15 Wyld, Tabbune.

I order another engineer to contact the TEC base, see if they could spare us another ship. 3/40 Surt, troll.

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Murakumo and Kunkka slashes a bunch of daleks as I attempt to parry a single attack aimed at them.

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@h20: One for your first charge. 10/15

@troll: Two for your second charge. 5/???

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

is it possible to make our own artifacts? of course they would have limited durability but im curious since im still pretty new.

If the Tori is succesful in the.... removal of fset's arm. I take Oblivion's destroyer and grant fset a brand new magic arm! i wonder what it does?..... However if the Tori is still struggling with fset, i assist the Tori by casting a VERY temporary, but potent strength spell on him. and THEN i give fset a brand new super magic arm.

okay if you wanted my one shot storm to be more interesting? okay heres something. 5-10% chance for an entity to mutate. it gets doubled stats and attacks everything near it, including other mutated entities. Make a Mana Flare hit a random person each time(basically a critical hit, with 0-3 random side effects good or bad... and again, enchantments are permanent in the storm and im one of the random people even in the epicenter). You know along with the original stats. Oh magic should have a thirty percent chance to fail, maybe make whoever is at the epicenter (because someone could knock me away from it and take that spot, or i could cast it on the group of A Gs have only a fifteen percent chance of failing a spell. failing here, meaning not it its intended target, the effects being changed slightly, or both. Other wise ignore this...

14/200

12/50

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10/30 for ichigo's thing

11/200 for your thing h20

12/20 for your endless weapon disasembly surt

edited 9th Oct '14 3:47:10 PM by Wyld

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I go crazy, eating all the silence I see.

Portal:

77/100

Ship:

62/250

3 free +1s

As I sleep, a small rift that shows dreams appears near my head. It would seem to have a two way process.

Ding dong!: 9/???

My "other half" appears to have escaped the vortex and he falls asleep on the papal mainframe with me.: 8/8 complete finishing up my charges

edited 9th Oct '14 1:17:15 PM by zbse

Something something Arena.

91/100 91/500

(I've mostly been on iPad, and when I am, I usually don't bother reading player posts since you people spoiler half of them for some reason)

(I'm also honestly not a huge fan of Oblivion's Destroyer)

I try to fight Tori off as best as I can.

3x +1

edited 9th Oct '14 1:13:32 PM by fseftr

they are to avoid a clutter of words. usually when something isn't flavor text for your action or is a question directly to the GM/another player it is spoiled. you can also set them to visible in your profile... or so ive heard... Also also, if you aren't a huge fan of it keep it as a reserve tactic. or... something. I've already accepted the fact that tearing another player's arm off wont work probably. jsut dont maim the Tori too badly i plan on healing it XD... maybe let me keep the head and carry it around with me. We can play capture the head

what will you do now that you died hero?

edited 9th Oct '14 7:07:47 PM by Wyld

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Evility Entity: 223/250

The Evility entity starts munching away at Tvtropes pages.

Depopulation bomb: 23/30

Chicka chika boom boom.

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Due to the neck snappage, Herobrine falls to the ground and crumples in a dead heap.

All orders to the motherships cease functioning.

THE MOTHERSHIPS HAVE GAINED AUTONOMOUS ACTION. MOTHERSHIPS NO LONGER RECIEVE HEROBRINE'S ORDERS.

Who knows what will transpire because of this?

It can't be good

I am the once and future king.

Sorry, I am not able to update tonight. Just hold on tight and don't fill the thread full of nullposts.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

(2nd Draw)

Evility Entity: 224/250

The Evility entity swallows a Holy Hand Grenade

Depopulation bomb: 24/30

Chicka chika boom boom. Nuclear or bio-doom?

I am the once and future king.

92/100 92/500

I slice Oblivion's Destroyer at the rebel flagship