Destroy The Godmodder

18/20 is the current charge of my B3 (Billion Big Bang) Laser. It literally throbs and pulses with power. It threatens to evaporate the known universe in a single instant, erasing all of time into a dark, black void from which space might never escape.

I also throw a rock at the Godmodder.

I radio my tacticians and tell them, "Go nuts, guys," while tossing another splash potion at the monolith.

Monolith Charge 1/-OMINOUS SOUND-

"All systems online!"

Behold! The Mobile Armored Auto-Shot Thermal Rail Cannon of Undead Slaying (Otherwise known as MAASTRC-US) has been deployed!

As a target practice, I decided to fire at the Terror Cow.

The engineer attempts to book a concert: 2/7

edited 30th Apr '14 6:32:42 PM by ArmoredFury

I'll lend a hand after the next update for sure.

With Dreigon finishing the summon, I weaponize the subreddit with the troll as the mod.

I hop into the gunner's seat of an artillery laser cannon and begin charging its blast in order to inflict maximum damage. While it charges, I throw a grenade at the terror mushroom.

Charges: 1/5

Pleased by the admirable accomplishment of my clone troopers, I order them to focus thier assault primarily on the Terror Squid, and secondarily on the other Terror summons.

I then turn my attention towards the progress of my assorted stars and the matter-increasing machine. 6/33

While observing the stars' progress, I contact the creators of the machine and arrange for them to help charge Jinx's B3 Laser. 19/20

I also continue my Pi countdown. 6/150

For those who are curious, the Pi countdown is essentially the incantation for a Level i Flare - which I shall henceforth refer to in said charge, starting with my next post - just as in TWEWY. What the Level i Flare does will be explained much later, when the charge is nearly complete.

edited 30th Apr '14 10:10:04 PM by TheAirman

I continue my summon of Artorias, as I try to cast the instant death spell, Hamoan, on the Godmodder.

Artorias Summon Charge: 2/6

edited 1st May '14 11:50:00 AM by trip

(Fine) A deafening roar of boos startles my attention to my dropped phone and picking it up, I see Young Degeneration X has sided with White Magic, Eddie Kingston and Jimmy Jacobs. They collectively drag swamp monster backstage to prevent anyone from using him to fix the space time continuum.(countdown canceled)

"Are we there yet?" asked Kellie, who was essentially driving blind. "Atete mite..." Tomoka muttered, starting to get sweaty from rotating the periscope sight and annoyed that nothing she saw would give her partner the answer she wanted. "Iiya...sayou! Nakagawa, dono kurai tooku Power?" Kellie continued. "...I was deserving of that, there is no Chikara I can see. Maybe your driving was not at fault? Maybe we were done like the Battleship?" Tomoka lamented. "Sore hontou nano? Sou desu ne!" Kellie Skater once again leaped out of her seat toward Tomoka Nakagawa, who quickly pressed herself to the wall to avoid another collision her confused and excited partner. The smaller member of 3G was still knocked for a loop though as the tank was rocked by the plagiser explosion, which also caused Skater to accidentally activate the firing mechanism for the main barrel, somehow.

Backing closer to the bunker I claimed, I watched as the shell detonated in midair, releasing a stream of confetti and ribbons down on the godmodder that would leave the individual entangled, ensnared but enhanced, visually speaking.

Everyone who has referred to the "Plagiser" so far: I think you mean the "plagiarizer".

Yeah, I messed that up to begin with, so I just stuck with it. It just blew up 'cause it was OP

edited 1st May '14 7:00:34 AM by Dimentiosome

Okay, okay, okay. First thing: POST THE TIME YOU CHARGED SOMETHING WHEN YOU UNLEASH IT!!! I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME, NOR THE ENERGY, TO GO BACK AND CHECK EVERY TIME YOU GUYS UNLEASH SOMETHING!!! FROM THIS POINT ON ANYTHING THAT GETS UNLEASHED WITHOUT HAVING THE CHARGE TIME POSTED WILL BE COUNTED AS A 1-SHOT ATTACK!!!!. There, done ranting. oh, indirect, I wasn't saying you couldn't charge that, I was just saying it would have made more sense to charge it 1/4 to 2/4 instead of 3/4 to 2/4

The plagizer explodes largely, but unfotunately explodes too late, as the OPscale finally picked up its earlier readings, flopped over and squished it. dimentio then jumps into a TARDIS and leaves, assumedly to later come back causing shenanigans. Jon jumps up in the air, and spins with his blades,, dealing 1000 damage to the terror cow, and a rogue space whale charges out of the depths of space attempting to eat the terror squid. It is a hard fight, but the squid eventually proves too big to eat, but it still takes 2000 damage.

jinx has a very big and interesting gun, and he throws a rock at the godmodder to compensate for charge time! The squid however gets in the way and takes 500 damage. That rock was much bigger than it sounded like in the post. Omega radios his tacticians, who promptly trash central command with an out-of-control party, and the cosmic monolith begins OMINOUSHUMMMMM charging something.

Holy crap, that is a big tank. Tank of the overly-long Acronym summoned! The subreddit comes out weaponized! the AGs are finally rallying (has followers instead of health). Ichigo jumps into his laser artillery, and throws a grenade at the mooshroom, dealing 750 damage. airman explains his dastardly plot^note  (which makes the GM realizes he probably should have planned better while trip is hit with a hasty but effective avada kedavra. The godmodder, however, is the unfortunate victim of a confetti bomb, which leaves him unable to attack this round and next round.

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Battlefield:

The clone troopers open fire on the terror squid, dealing 500 damage to it. The overly-long acronym tank [OLAK] opens fire on the mooshroom, dealing a whopping 3500 damage to it, and the subreddit spams angry posts at the cow, dealing 3000 damage.

The PGs retaliate, the squid's bulk blocks most of the Claymore mines' explosive force, but it still takes 500 damage. The clone troopers are completely obliterated, and one of the subreddit followers leaves because of an unusual fear of squids. The [OLAK] takes 2000 damage from the combined PG attack.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 92/100 [stuck in confetti for 1 round]

Terror Squid [bodyguard] [PG]: Hp: 6500/10000

Terror Cow [PG]: Hp: 1000/5000

Terror Mooshroom [PG]: Hp: 1750/5000

MAASTRC-US [AG]: Hp: 13000/15000

weaponized subreddit [AG]: Followers: 24/25

Cosmic Monolith [AG]: Hp: 3500/5000 1/?

edited 1st May '14 12:07:31 PM by pionoplayer

5/5 THE POWER OF METAL IS COMPLEEEEEEEEETE! I shred some hot, lethal licks on the guitar, directed at the Squid.

Honoring my word, I contribute to Dreigon's Gensokyo portal (13/20).

A redditor rigs an e-bomb in a popular thread, rigs it so that the Godmodder will be attracted to it.

edited 2nd May '14 12:58:12 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I take out a blank card and begin to channel magical power into it, to make a Spell Card of my own invention. 1/5

14/20

Alright guys, I have several options here:

1: Track down the Godmodder's IP address to kill him in 'real' life.

2: An overly complicated plot involving the TARDIS, genetically altered leppa berries, a metric ton of Wobbofets with mouths on the back of their heads, a portal gun and disassembling the Hoover Dam.

3: Tuba launcher!!!

4: Black Hole!

5: Something that won't make piono scream at me.

pm me with votes, I guess. I'm kinda leaning towards 1.

for this round, I just charge Herobrine and contribute to the pi countdown.

Herobrine summoning: 5/20 (1/4)

Pi countdown (Airman): 7/150?

edited 1st May '14 6:48:28 PM by Dimentiosome

I summon... Plantera!

Missile Status:

3/15

Pleased that the weapon works as intended, I switch into Shotgun mode and fires at the Terror Mooshroom.

The engineer is having a verbal debate with the manager. 3/7

The enchanters prepares for a summoning ritual. 1/8

edited 1st May '14 4:32:15 PM by ArmoredFury

20/20. One hundred per cent completion.

Boom. A lazer burns with the intensity of a billion big bangs, burning the planet with hellfire and brimstone, with an attack that will hit only "bad guys". This includes The Godmodder.

Artorias Summon Charge: 3/6

I'm hit by Avada Kedavera. That's like, instant death, right?

Right before the spell hits, I cast a delayed Auto-Revive, and drop dead.

Auto Revive will activate next round.

I berate my tacticians. "That isn't what I meant, dangit!"

The Monolith continues to loom over the battlefield, ominously.

Monolith Charge 1/-OMINOUS- (a 4 appears over the monolith)

edited 1st May '14 8:17:04 PM by OmegaShadowcry

While my laser artillery continues to charge, I calibrate its targeting systems and aim it at the terror squid. If the squid should fall before the charging process is complete, I'll have the cannon target the godmodder instead. I also assist Armored Fury by charging the MAASTRC-US with psychic energy.

Charges: 2/5

After distracting the referee long enough for Chyna to lay out Amazing Red and give Eddie Kingston the win, Shawn Michaels cuts a promo about how Degeneration X is going to force Chikara to shill their merchandise until Jimmy Jacobs and White Magic find a way to send them back to sweet old 1997. Triple H then takes the microphone from Shawn and derisively compares Red to Essa Rios, declaring that he will never get over and that if he is not down with that they have two words for him." Before he can finish, Colony members Fire ant, Green ant and assailAnt hi the ring to chase the Rudos away to their theme.

I am suddenly taken to another video before I can even touch the back button, as if someone else has hijacked my internet connection...

"Earthquake?" Skater stammers as she regains her footing. "...no. Help me!" Tomoka squeals, having found more rounds of "ammo" and having trouble loading them into the main gun.

Next shot, 1/2.

edited 1st May '14 10:15:07 PM by IndirectActiveTransport

Q&A: okay, looking at dimentio's thing, the fifth one is a definite, and the first one never works, ever. If all else fails, I'll just bring up his unbeatable defense system that has fended off the entire U.S. army before. In-canon. Nice ideas though.

Earl unleashes his heavy-metal blast, dealing a massive 6000 damage to the unfortunate squid. the subreddit takes careful aim at the godmodder... Jon then summons plantera!!! or... huh? There's just a stupid pink bulb lying on the ground... fury opens fire with a shotgun, dealing 750 damage to the mooshroom... and then...

A massive laser blast shoots through the battlefield, disintegrating the terror beasts, dealing 4999 damage to the pink bulb, and even singing the godmodder's shirt for 1 damage. Wait, what? Oh crap... the terror squid just got bigger... Terror kraken summmoned! the monolith hits 2/4 for its charge.

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Battlefield:

The godmodder finally unties himself from the confetti, but still misses his attack opportunity.

The [OLAC] tank opens fire with a psychic blast, dealing 5000 damage to the kraken, the subreddit attempts to hit the godmodder with the e-bomb, but unfortunately it goes off long before the godmodder sees the forum it is on.

The kraken summons a massive tentacle, which frightens another two squid-traumatized subreddit followers to quit.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 91/100

Terror Kraken [PG]: Hp: 45000/50000

Kraken Tentacle [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

Pink Bulb [???]: 1/5000

MAASTRC-US [AG]: Hp: 13000/15000

weaponized subreddit [AG]: Followers: 22/25

Cosmic Monolith [AG]: Hp: 3500/5000 2/4

edited 2nd May '14 9:37:19 AM by pionoplayer

(Healing Buff) I find a couple desensitized friends and see them subscribe to the subreddit.

I take a swift jab at the Kraken's tentacle with a substantially heated pitchfork dipped in tartar sauce.

(1/5) The Subreddit is charging up its Narwhal attack.

edited 2nd May '14 10:06:23 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I cast a party wide Protect spell, reducing any physical damage taken for the next round.

The engineer finally manages to convince the manager. He also told her to bring some "escorts". 4/7

The enchanters themselves are having trouble deciding what to summon, but they continue the preparations regardless. 2/8

I Z-target the tentacle and throw a giant flaming razor-edged boomerang at it.

Spell Card: 2/5

Gensokyo portal: 15/20