Charges:
7/10(+1 from assist charge bank)
7/10(+1 from assist charge bank)
7/10(+1 from Ninjatwist(pretty sure you have the wrong guy though cause I don't remember helping you but it's too late now haha I have your charge))
+1 to Battlefury
___________________________

Action:
I punch Alpha square in the face.

Through an unexplainable chain of events following me punching Alpha, the Arcanist Armour ended up falling into a firing range and was shot by many stray bullets instead.
___________________________

[PO]

Originally posted on 2017-07-17 08:43:00

4/10 continue +1mirror
3/10 the
3/10 plomn
using the 10-charge I was given back, I create a pretentious baby who builds walls. the more pretentious the better
lord god baby the dragon, warlord of the tar clan, the foremost ruler of the white vally and one of the 102 blickheart sub shadow general babys 2,500/2,500 HP 1/5 pretentionize
Active: delegate to the great subcontractor, lord of drywall and stability, builder of things and creator of safety, protector from the elements and master of the hidden art- build a wall. this wall is like an extra layer of HP protecting your health bar. stackable.
Special: pretentionize- turn lord god baby the dragon, warlord of the tar clan, the foremost ruler of the white vally and one of the 102 blickheart sub shadow general babys
into

has improved wallbuilding ability and a new special which takes 6 turns and adds more to his title. he also has slightly more HP.
lord god baby the dragon, warlord of the tar clan, the foremost ruler of the white vally and one of the 102 blickheart sub shadow general babys builds a wall to protect him. I spend my action on making him a shield of green radioactive paint combined with lead, the lead protects him from the radiation and the radiation stops people from attacking hopefully.

Originally posted on 2017-07-17 13:10:00

[n]
Welp, now I have my thing done, also, for those who wonder what I'm doing, I don't plan on attacking anyone. . . at all. I'm just going to be making shields and heals, and counters when needed.

10/10 Actually something different. The Hotel is summoned. I plan on doing something similar to Piono, name wise, but completely different in function. The Hotel has no attack or defense. Any entity can enter it's protection, with the restrictions being that they can't heal/regen, they can't attack while inside, and that they can't attack the turn they leave the hotel. It has Popcorn.

10/10 A simple tool for latter. The Weapon is part of the Hotel, and only has one HP, but is protected by the Shield, along with the Hotel, it can only counter attack anything that tries to attack itself, the Hotel, the Shield, or anything residing inside of the Hotel.

10/10 The start of an interesting project. The Shield has no attack and 1 HP, just like the Weapon. It constantly produces shield each turn, which covers itself, the Hotel and the Weapon.

2/5 Some
1/5 Little
1/5 Things.
+1 to JOE

Originally posted on 2017-07-17 17:08:00

1/10
1/5
1/5 Charged attack!

Okay, forget the fact that I've posted once already. I'm *basically* a new player! A new player... joining Omega's side, because he's clearly got the upper hand! I start my onslaught by shoving Hella Jeff down an infinite flight of stairs! Spiky, poisonous stairs!

Originally posted on 2017-07-17 17:25:00

6*/10 continue +1 mirrorman
4/10 the
4/10 plomn
+1 mirror
if the hotel mirror just made works, then lord god baby the dragon, warlord of the tar clan, the foremost ruler of the white vally and one of the 102 blickheart sub shadow general babys goes in there.
I make the hotels 'The Shield' thing a protective layer of brown... stuff... coating it, hopefully blocking one or more attacks on it.
if not keep his orders the same as before.


Originally posted on 2017-07-17 18:07:00

Cake? 8/10
Cake?? 8/10
Cake??? 10/10
Hetumi calls up violin boy.
Hetumi: do u wan sum date
violin boy: sorry hetumi im afraid i cant do that
Hetumi: why
violin boy: im going out with shuuichi
Hetumi: what
Hetumi: but
Hetumi: boys cant love boys
violin boy: everyones gay hetumi
Hetumi: this must be a nightmare
violin boy: no, Hetumi. you are the nightmare
and then Hetumi was a nightmare.
Nightmare [H] 10,000/10,000 HP. Girls Cant: IIIII

Originally posted on 2017-07-17 19:42:00

Annis asks the Laser System if they want to server the whims of the glorious Tubacabra. The Laser System is nonsentient, and does not respond. Annis blows it

up.

---

Meduka will use Rio de Janeiro.
The 2014 World Cup was a time for corrupt sports organisers and managers in Brazilia to party, and get a lot of money, like they do every four years. Such is life in corrupt organisations, you see, but, that's boring. Annis thinks it's boring. Meduka thinks that it's boring, because Meduka is a smug grill, and thus, Annis and Meduka dig a hole, and make a makeshift base, decked out with television screens to analyse the happenings. A few chats and analysing the results of a survey by some random shapeshifter, Annis throws Meduka through a TV, to 2014, Estádio do Maracanã.

Meduka finds herself armed with a suitcase, complete with five million dollars, stuffed perfectly into it. Clowns prance around her, praising their new goddess, Creamheld Gretchen, before one throws a bottle up into the air. It flips exactly zero times before landing on Meduka's head. She takes it up, and runs throughout Rio, wondering "how to havoc".

Back in Minecraftia, Uncle Rick x 2's random server, Annis is taking a horde of televisions with her back up to the Battlefield, to watch prior (but somehow also live) recordings of the 2014 World Cup. Somebody likely tells her that this is a stupid idea. Annis smiles, and sticks her face up at them, her face going so far up, that she trips, and drops a lot of televisions. They land, and form a perfect set of stairs. Sweet Bro, in the meantime, finds himself at the top of them. The Pro-Alphas likely tell him to jump, but Sweet Bro fails to listen, and does the walk. He tumbles down the TV stairs, and then through the TV stairs, and lands within the TV.

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK, it's clowns! Argentina are getting ready to horribly murder the Bosnian players, the Bosnian players doing the same! Both teams have been flexing their two most important types of muscles, their legs to foul with, and their wallets to bribe the referees and announcers with. They've been too busy flexing their muscles to notice the crowns encroaching on the stadium, you see. The audience are blissfully blinded, and look up, or at their TV screens, and they do notice. Just above the announcer's booth, is a witch-like horror of sorts, mountaining above the announcers. Its many tendrils have been bleached green, and what appears to be its face has been replaced with a cream pie.

CREAMHELD GRETCHEN / MEDUKA: honl honl honl
CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: i am jokoker
CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: i have decided that brizallia has not ruined the world cup enough
CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: this is my stadium now
CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: try to get out and we feed you to the lions

Creamheld Gretchen throws two pies into the air, and they explode into lions formed of black needles. They circle the arena. A player named Asmir, on the Bosnian side, embraces nominative determinism, and fakes an asthma attack. A lion jumps into the stadium, before piercing through his body, and consuming his flesh. Everyone in the arena simultaneously screams, except Sweet Bro, who has found himself riding a camera. Within seconds, he has made himself a Battataman costume, and leaps into the stadium, amidst an everpresent wail, needle lions making shirts out of what the dead don't need any more, killer clowns using their eldritch powers, and the world (cup of 2014) descending into utter pandemonium.

Hm? A challenge? Creamheld Gretchen floats down, and flies at Sweet Bro. They begin to prepare .jpeg nonsense.

CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: oh
CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: huehuehue
CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: oh no
CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: it appears i must be persona 2 joker for a bit
CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: persona 2's mummi is called junko
CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: i am meduka and my mummi is called junko
CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: coincidences hmmmmmm

Sweet Bro takes out his Battatarang, and throws it at Creamheld Gretchen, who casts it into the everflowing reservoirs of cream that she has mastered. Sweet Bro stares at the air for a second, before Creamheld Gretchen rips off his mask, and steals his hopes, dreams, curses. Sweet Bro is now a shadowman, and barely exists at this point. Creamheld Gretchen then throws Sweet Bro into the infinite cream reservoirs, washes out the rest of his equipment, and throws him back into Rio. His reaction is almost certainly something equivalent to "fuck". She then throws the suitcase containing five million dollars into the air, tells everyone that it contains five million dollars, and throws it into Sweet Bro's face, entrapping both of them within the dirt.

.

Annis sits in her bed, and ceases to dreamwalk within the server for a second. She now has five million more dollars. Hm.

Mumi will use Testa Mia.
She holds her hand to the sky, before swinging a metaphorical MSPaint brush down, creating something that vaguely resembles ribbon. She spins the brush around, causing the ribbon to curl up around her neck, constricting, and constricting, and constricting, before she takes a misstep, and decapitates herself. Her sool jim falls onto her body stump, before cracking open, and helling her - wait fu

After a scene that is censored for the New Zealander kids who are watching Meduka, Mumi's headstump erupts into a yellow flame, vaguely forming a mask, and she rises. Her health bar has permanently increased. Perhaps something else might happen, dictated to Crystal's will.

---

+1 to Generic.
Gorgon {--/--/--} [1 / 5] =====
Warriors of Purgatory {07/15/04) [1 / 5] =====
His Dank Materials {07/??/95} [1 / 10] ===== =====



Originally posted on 2017-07-17 21:02:00

POST II

Phalxi takes a break from fighting to go get a soda, or something.

In the meantime, however, sparks of arcane energy crackle throughout existence. The very world trembles for a few moments, and ancient cuneiform appears in midair, cycling around a specific point. There is a flash, and a figure in robes appears. He carefully

Šaḫluqtu: 𒀭𒋫𒋢𒀭𒉌 𒀾𒌴.

The scribe takes out a clay tablet and some sort of stylus, swiftly setting into the thing notes of what they see from every direction. Then, they look to Piono’s Home for 10-Post Charges. Frowning, they mutter something incomprehensible under their breath, attaching their stylus and tablet to their belt in some capacity. They cup both hands around their mouth to amplify the sound, and then shout something directly at the construct-building.

Šaḫluqtu: 𒂊𒉡𒈠𒂊𒇺!

The house shudders, and then explodes violently as a microcosm of a reality forms within it. Miniature deities and bleeding monsters erupt from it chaotically, tearing the Home apart until it eventually collapses, and they all disintegrate, their task completed. All in the field of battle look for the scribe, but they appear to have vanished without a trace. Odd.

---

Kyaku unleashes My City Now on Mumi. The world shudders and twists until, suddenly, a pseudo-witch barrier of some form, jpeg’d and arcane in nature, forms about Mumi. This protects her from an attack of some form.

More importantly, however, Hameru unleashes 2016 Summer Olympics on Hella Jeff.

Hameru activates her .jpeg’d shield buckler, and disappears in a flash of light. Coursing through the fabric of time, she ends up in a strange and unfamiliar world, and pops into being with a loud pop.

That is to say, she plops straight (although there is very little that is straight about Hameru) into the den of a gang of thirty Brazilian clowns who have just stolen five million dollars. Checking the date, she finds that she is in the future. 2016, and in Rio de Janeiro. What a revelation. Hameru immediately pulls out a submachine gun, and subjugates the clowns. They accept Hameru as their new ruler and god, and give her the five million dollars. Hameru devises a master plan, but, just as she is about to put it into action, three of the clowns enter her room, carrying a tied-up figure.

It’s Hella Jeff.

Hameru asks the clowns how they found him. They say that they simply found him lying on the ground outside. She says huh, and tells the clowns to gather the others. Soon enough, Hameru is receiving an armed clown escort through the streets of Rio, to the Olympic stadium. Quickly, Hameru sets up a base of operations there, and orders several things by phone.

For several thousand dollars, she has illegal steroids shipped to the stadium, and rents out billboard space in the local favelas, each announcing that a one million dollar prize will be awarded to the individual that reaches the stadium and beats the shit out of Hella Jeff, who she has tied up on a pole in the center of said stadium.

She spends one hundred thousand dollars buying guns and riot gear for the clowns, and spends two million bribing every single cop in Rio to go home for the day.

Finally, Hameru spends five hundred thousand dollars on cheap machetes, a couple thousand on renting a helicopter, and flies through the city, randomly distributing them near the billboards. She then flies back to the stadium, dropping the remaining money from the helicopter on the streets, in order to get maximum turnout. From there, she arms her clown battalion, pumps them full of steroids, gives them all a quick dose of PCP, and orders them to hold the stadium against all comers to and from.

Within hours, all hell has broken loose in the city of Rio. Setting her helicopter on auto-hover, Hameru hangs a platform from the bottom of the thing, distributing beach sand and a towel upon it. Hameru changes into a bikini, puts on a pair of sunglasses, and basks in the Brazilian sun, sipping an orange soda and consorting with several Meduka-clones she mentally summoned on this beach platform all the while. In the meantime, the PCP-fueled steroid clown battalion dukes it out against the machete-wielding impoverished favela masses and an escaping Hella Jeff for money Hameru no longer has.

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+1 to Consumer

Water Putty {Aqueous admixture.} [2 / 5] =====
Autumnus {Autumnal voices; in which of the windows are there more?} [2 / 6] ======
Epicurean {As long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.} [3 / 10; +1 from Krill] ===== =====

Originally posted on 2017-07-17 21:09:00

9/10 Charge (+1 randomusername, +1 from redstonetam15)
10/10 Weaving (+2 from pionoplayer
10/10 Threads

Charges Expended: 10/10 Weaving and 10/10 Threads

The person inside of the Arcanist Armour calls upon the Chaosweavers to his side. Two Chaosweavers come to assist him.

((I honestly have no idea what to do.))

+1 to pionoplayer.

Originally posted on 2017-07-18 20:48:00

Whups, sorry randomusername.

Action 1/2

Elite Hammer of Fury: 5/7

Alright, let's crack this shield wide open.

I grab a firehose and hook it up to a tank full of hyper-frigid liquid. I take aim at the Aegis and spray it down, the hyper-frigid liquid splashing into every crevice. By the time the tank runs empty, the Aegis has turned frozen and brittle.

Now for the fun part: I produce a recoil-less rifle, load a solid slug into it, and let loose straight into the Aegis. The high-powered shell careens straight into the weakened shielding, shattering it into frosty pieces.



Originally posted on 2017-07-22 03:20:00

I steal Hella Jeff's socks, and then proceed to stab him with them. Except his .jpeg armor is too strong, so i buy the Premium Stab Module from wargaming for 999 gold and stab him. He implodes.

6/10
6/10
8/10 1+ from krill's peoples republic

1+ to krill


Originally posted on 2017-07-23 23:09:00

Action 2/2

Elite Hammer of Fury: 6/7

Not much inspiration, so this attack will be short.

I pick up a steel construction girder and slam it into Conquest, knocking the entity down.



Originally posted on 2017-07-26 23:04:00

Posted 10/26/17 at 6:30 PM.

QUOTE (insert_generic_username @ (time=1500238966))

Cake? 7/10 Cake?? 7/10 Cake??? 9/10 Suddenly, ten million fireflies descend upon Piono's Home for 10-Post Charges, confusing the defense systems long enough for me to drop a giant disco ball onto it.

You deal 1,000 damage to the Laser Defense System, except not because there was a shield! It is gone now.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1500264326))

9/10 Even More Chainsaws 2/10 Uberchainsaw 2/10 Gardener +1 to Pionoplayer/DC^3V The Chainsaw Massacrer throws Mumi into an alley way an guess what happens next? Mumi gets murdered. Chainsaw Lady takes out an icicle chainsaw and uses it to cut up the C-Mech.

The Chainsaw Massacrer will do as you say!

You deal 1,000 damage to the C-Mech!

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1500277395))

Charges: 7/10(+1 from assist charge bank) 7/10(+1 from assist charge bank) 7/10(+1 from Ninjatwist(pretty sure you have the wrong guy though cause I don't remember helping you but it's too late now haha I have your charge)) +1 to Battlefury ___________________________ Action: I punch Alpha square in the face. Through an unexplainable chain of events following me punching Alpha, the Arcanist Armour ended up falling into a firing range and was shot by many stray bullets instead. ___________________________ [PO]

The Arcanist Armor is shredded to bits!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1500293421))

4/10 continue +1mirror 3/10 the 3/10 plomn using the 10-charge I was given back, I create a pretentious baby who builds walls. the more pretentious the better lord god baby the dragon, warlord of the tar clan, the foremost ruler of the white vally and one of the 102 blickheart sub shadow general babys 2,500/2,500 HP 1/5 pretentionize Active: delegate to the great subcontractor, lord of drywall and stability, builder of things and creator of safety, protector from the elements and master of the hidden art- build a wall. this wall is like an extra layer of HP protecting your health bar. stackable. Special: pretentionize- turn lord god baby the dragon, warlord of the tar clan, the foremost ruler of the white vally and one of the 102 blickheart sub shadow general  babys into Spoiler Alert kinglord of the highlands, blade of light and shield of darkness, minister of falsehood and reagent of bureaucracy, creator of shadowblades and enchanter of the relic crown, warlord and sage master of all Vikings, manipulator of the norse gods and destroyer of frost giants, master of the realm of Gavel and level 101 mage, archer, dark wizard, ninja, and knight, users of the hive infused wand, bow, dagger and spear, half holder of the dark key, master of the magics of the celestial realm. Spoiler Alert kinglord of the highlands, blade of light and shield of darkness, minister of falsehood and reagent of bureaucracy, creator of shadowblades and enchanter of the relic crown, warlord and sage master of all Vikings, manipulator of the norse gods and destroyer of frost giants, master of the realm of Gavel and level 101 mage, archer, dark wizard, ninja, and knight, users of the hive infused wand, bow, dagger and spear, half holder of the dark key, master of the magics of the celestial realm has improved wallbuilding ability and a new special which takes 6 turns and adds more to his title. he also has slightly more HP. lord god baby the dragon, warlord of the tar clan, the foremost ruler of the white vally and one of the 102 blickheart sub shadow general  babys builds a wall to protect him. I spend my action on making him a shield of green radioactive paint combined with lead, the lead protects him from the radiation and the radiation stops people from attacking hopefully.

You summon -- no.

You summon Lord Baby, Haver of Long Titles!

Oh, and you shield him.

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1500307690))

[n] Welp, now I have my thing done, also, for those who wonder what I'm doing, I don't plan on attacking anyone. . . at all. I'm just going to be making shields and heals, and counters when needed. 10/10 Actually something different. The Hotel is summoned. I plan on doing something similar to Piono, name wise, but completely different in function. The Hotel has no attack or defense. Any entity can enter it's protection, with the restrictions being that they can't heal/regen, they can't attack while inside, and that they can't attack the turn they leave the hotel. It has Popcorn. 10/10 A simple tool for latter. The Weapon is part of the Hotel, and only has one HP, but is protected by the Shield, along with the Hotel, it can only counter attack anything that tries to attack itself, the Hotel, the Shield, or anything residing inside of the Hotel. 10/10 The start of an interesting project. The Shield has no attack and 1 HP, just like the Weapon. It constantly produces shield each turn, which covers itself, the Hotel and the Weapon. 2/5 Some 1/5 Little 1/5 Things. +1 to JOE

Oh. My. God. Really.

The Hotel summoned. It will have a certain amount of entities it can hold, and a time limit on each, so as to not simply have every entity crowd in there and live forever. Also, it will have HP, and entities' charges will not charge while inside.

QUOTE (TT2000 @ (time=1500308720))

1/10 1/5 1/5 Charged attack! Okay, forget the fact that I've posted once already. I'm *basically* a new player! A new player... joining Omega's side, because he's clearly got the upper hand! I start my onslaught by shoving Hella Jeff down an infinite flight of stairs! Spiky, poisonous stairs!

''

Hella Jeff falls down the staires, but pulls Sweet Bro down with him, warning him about the stares they are both falling down as they go! 500 damage to each from the strair onslaught!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1500311266))

6*/10 continue +1 mirrorman 4/10 the 4/10 plomn +1 mirror if the hotel mirror just made works, then lord god baby the dragon, warlord of the tar clan, the foremost ruler of the white vally and one of the 102 blickheart sub shadow general babys goes in there. I make the hotels 'The Shield' thing a protective layer of brown... stuff... coating it, hopefully blocking one or more attacks on it. if not keep his orders the same as before.

Lord Baby, the Haver of Long Titles, will do as you say!

QUOTE (insert_generic_username @ (time=1500316943))

Cake? 8/10 Cake?? 8/10 Cake??? 10/10 Hetumi calls up violin boy. Hetumi: do u wan sum date violin boy: sorry hetumi im afraid i cant do that Hetumi: why violin boy: im going out with shuuichi Hetumi: what Hetumi: but Hetumi: boys cant love boys violin boy: everyones gay hetumi Hetumi: this must be a nightmare violin boy: no, Hetumi. you are the nightmare and then Hetumi was a nightmare. Nightmare [H] 10,000/10,000 HP. Girls Cant: IIIII

AND THEN HETUMI WAS A NIGHTMARE.

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1500321747))

Annis asks the Laser System if they want to server the whims of the glorious Tubacabra. The Laser System is nonsentient, and does not respond. Annis blows it up. Meduka will use Rio de Janeiro. The 2014 World Cup was a time for corrupt sports organisers and managers in Brazilia to party, and get a lot of money, like they do every four years. Such is life in corrupt organisations, you see, but, that's boring. Annis thinks it's boring. Meduka thinks that it's boring, because Meduka is a smug grill, and thus, Annis and Meduka dig a hole, and make a makeshift base, decked out with television screens to analyse the happenings. A few chats and analysing the results of a survey by some random shapeshifter, Annis throws Meduka through a TV, to 2014, Estádio do Maracanã. Meduka finds herself armed with a suitcase, complete with five million dollars, stuffed perfectly into it. Clowns prance around her, praising their new goddess, Creamheld Gretchen, before one throws a bottle up into the air. It flips exactly zero times before landing on Meduka's head. She takes it up, and runs throughout Rio, wondering "how to havoc". Back in Minecraftia, Uncle Rick x 2's random server, Annis is taking a horde of televisions with her back up to the Battlefield, to watch prior (but somehow also live) recordings of the 2014 World Cup. Somebody likely tells her that this is a stupid idea. Annis smiles, and sticks her face up at them, her face going so far up, that she trips, and drops a lot of televisions. They land, and form a perfect set of stairs. Sweet Bro, in the meantime, finds himself at the top of them. The Pro-Alphas likely tell him to jump, but Sweet Bro fails to listen, and does the walk. He tumbles down the TV stairs, and then through the TV stairs, and lands within the TV. HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK, it's clowns! Argentina are getting ready to horribly murder the Bosnian players, the Bosnian players doing the same! Both teams have been flexing their two most important types of muscles, their legs to foul with, and their wallets to bribe the referees and announcers with. They've been too busy flexing their muscles to notice the crowns encroaching on the stadium, you see. The audience are blissfully blinded, and look up, or at their TV screens, and they do notice. Just above the announcer's booth, is a witch-like horror of sorts, mountaining above the announcers. Its many tendrils have been bleached green, and what appears to be its face has been replaced with a cream pie. CREAMHELD GRETCHEN / MEDUKA: honl honl honl CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: i am jokoker CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: i have decided that brizallia has not ruined the world cup enough CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: this is my stadium now CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: try to get out and we feed you to the lions Creamheld Gretchen throws two pies into the air, and they explode into lions formed of black needles. They circle the arena. A player named Asmir, on the Bosnian side, embraces nominative determinism, and fakes an asthma attack. A lion jumps into the stadium, before piercing through his body, and consuming his flesh. Everyone in the arena simultaneously screams, except Sweet Bro, who has found himself riding a camera. Within seconds, he has made himself a Battataman costume, and leaps into the stadium, amidst an everpresent wail, needle lions making shirts out of what the dead don't need any more, killer clowns using their eldritch powers, and the world (cup of 2014) descending into utter pandemonium. Hm? A challenge? Creamheld Gretchen floats down, and flies at Sweet Bro. They begin to prepare .jpeg nonsense. CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: oh CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: huehuehue CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: oh no CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: it appears i must be persona 2 joker for a bit CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: persona 2's mummi is called junko CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: i am meduka and my mummi is called junko CREAMHELD GRETCHEN: coincidences hmmmmmm Sweet Bro takes out his Battatarang, and throws it at Creamheld Gretchen, who casts it into the everflowing reservoirs of cream that she has mastered. Sweet Bro stares at the air for a second, before Creamheld Gretchen rips off his mask, and steals his hopes, dreams, curses. Sweet Bro is now a shadowman, and barely exists at this point. Creamheld Gretchen then throws Sweet Bro into the infinite cream reservoirs, washes out the rest of his equipment, and throws him back into Rio. His reaction is almost certainly something equivalent to "fuck". She then throws the suitcase containing five million dollars into the air, tells everyone that it contains five million dollars, and throws it into Sweet Bro's face, entrapping both of them within the dirt. . Annis sits in her bed, and ceases to dreamwalk within the server for a second. She now has five million more dollars. Hm. Mumi will use Testa Mia. She holds her hand to the sky, before swinging a metaphorical MSPaint brush down, creating something that vaguely resembles ribbon. She spins the brush around, causing the ribbon to curl up around her neck, constricting, and constricting, and constricting, before she takes a misstep, and decapitates herself. Her sool jim falls onto her body stump, before cracking open, and helling her - wait fu After a scene that is censored for the New Zealander kids who are watching Meduka, Mumi's headstump erupts into a yellow flame, vaguely forming a mask, and she rises. Her health bar has permanently increased. Perhaps something else might happen, dictated to Crystal's will. +1 to Generic. Gorgon {--/--/--} [1 / 5] ===== Warriors of Purgatory {07/15/04) [1 / 5] ===== His Dank Materials {07/??/95} [1 / 10] ===== =====

.

Your entities will do as you say. The Laser Defense System takes 1,000 damage.

QUOTE (Erelye @ (time=1500322173))

POST II Phalxi takes a break from fighting to go get a soda, or something. In the meantime, however, sparks of arcane energy crackle throughout existence. The very world trembles for a few moments, and ancient cuneiform appears in midair, cycling around a specific point. There is a flash, and a figure in robes appears. He carefully Šaḫluqtu: 𒀭𒋫𒋢𒀭𒉌 𒀾𒌴. The scribe takes out a clay tablet and some sort of stylus, swiftly setting into the thing notes of what they see from every direction. Then, they look to Piono’s Home for 10-Post Charges. Frowning, they mutter something incomprehensible under their breath, attaching their stylus and tablet to their belt in some capacity. They cup both hands around their mouth to amplify the sound, and then shout something directly at the construct-building. Šaḫluqtu: 𒂊𒉡𒈠𒂊𒇺! The house shudders, and then explodes violently as a microcosm of a reality forms within it. Miniature deities and bleeding monsters erupt from it chaotically, tearing the Home apart until it eventually collapses, and they all disintegrate, their task completed. All in the field of battle look for the scribe, but they appear to have vanished without a trace. Odd. Kyaku unleashes My City Now on Mumi. The world shudders and twists until, suddenly, a pseudo-witch barrier of some form, jpeg’d and arcane in nature, forms about Mumi. This protects her from an attack of some form. More importantly, however, Hameru unleashes 2016 Summer Olympics on Hella Jeff. Hameru activates her .jpeg’d shield buckler, and disappears in a flash of light. Coursing through the fabric of time, she ends up in a strange and unfamiliar world, and pops into being with a loud pop. That is to say, she plops straight (although there is very little that is straight about Hameru) into the den of a gang of thirty Brazilian clowns who have just stolen five million dollars. Checking the date, she finds that she is in the future. 2016, and in Rio de Janeiro. What a revelation. Hameru immediately pulls out a submachine gun, and subjugates the clowns. They accept Hameru as their new ruler and god, and give her the five million dollars. Hameru devises a master plan, but, just as she is about to put it into action, three of the clowns enter her room, carrying a tied-up figure. It’s Hella Jeff. Hameru asks the clowns how they found him. They say that they simply found him lying on the ground outside. She says huh, and tells the clowns to gather the others. Soon enough, Hameru is receiving an armed clown escort through the streets of Rio, to the Olympic stadium. Quickly, Hameru sets up a base of operations there, and orders several things by phone. For several thousand dollars, she has illegal steroids shipped to the stadium, and rents out billboard space in the local favelas, each announcing that a one million dollar prize will be awarded to the individual that reaches the stadium and beats the shit out of Hella Jeff, who she has tied up on a pole in the center of said stadium. She spends one hundred thousand dollars buying guns and riot gear for the clowns, and spends two million bribing every single cop in Rio to go home for the day. Finally, Hameru spends five hundred thousand dollars on cheap machetes, a couple thousand on renting a helicopter, and flies through the city, randomly distributing them near the billboards. She then flies back to the stadium, dropping the remaining money from the helicopter on the streets, in order to get maximum turnout. From there, she arms her clown battalion, pumps them full of steroids, gives them all a quick dose of PCP, and orders them to hold the stadium against all comers to and from. Within hours, all hell has broken loose in the city of Rio. Setting her helicopter on auto-hover, Hameru hangs a platform from the bottom of the thing, distributing beach sand and a towel upon it. Hameru changes into a bikini, puts on a pair of sunglasses, and basks in the Brazilian sun, sipping an orange soda and consorting with several Meduka-clones she mentally summoned on this beach platform all the while. In the meantime, the PCP-fueled steroid clown battalion dukes it out against the machete-wielding impoverished favela masses and an escaping Hella Jeff for money Hameru no longer has. +1 to Consumer Water Putty {Aqueous admixture.} [2 / 5] ===== Autumnus {Autumnal voices; in which of the windows are there more?} [2 / 6] ====== Epicurean {As long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.} [3 / 10; +1 from Krill] ===== =====

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1,500 damage to the Laser Defense System.

Your entities will do as you say.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1500407304))

9/10 Charge (+1 randomusername, +1 from redstonetam15) 10/10 Weaving (+2 from pionoplayer 10/10 Threads Charges Expended: 10/10 Weaving and 10/10 Threads The person inside of the Arcanist Armour calls upon the Chaosweavers to his side. Two Chaosweavers come to assist him. ((I honestly have no idea what to do.)) +1 to pionoplayer.

Chaosweavers summoned! They'll just be generic entities, I guess?

QUOTE (Ninjatwist_ @ (time=1500690040))

Whups, sorry randomusername. Action 1/2 Elite Hammer of Fury: 5/7 Alright, let's crack this shield wide open. I grab a firehose and hook it up to a tank full of hyper-frigid liquid. I take aim at the Aegis and spray it down, the hyper-frigid liquid splashing into every crevice. By the time the tank runs empty, the Aegis has turned frozen and brittle. Now for the fun part: I produce a recoil-less rifle, load a solid slug into it, and let loose straight into the Aegis. The high-powered shell careens straight into the weakened shielding, shattering it into frosty pieces.

The Intransigent Aegis takes 1,250 damage!

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1500847795))

I steal Hella Jeff's socks, and then proceed to stab him with them. Except his .jpeg armor is too strong, so i buy the Premium Stab Module from wargaming for 999 gold and stab him. He implodes. 6/10 6/10 8/10 1+ from krill's peoples republic 1+ to krill

Hella Jeff is now stabbed with his own socks! 1,100 damage!

QUOTE (Ninjatwist_ @ (time=1501106673))

Action 2/2 Elite Hammer of Fury: 6/7 Not much inspiration, so this attack will be short. I pick up a steel construction girder and slam it into Conquest, knocking the entity down.

1,050 damage!

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Charges charge.

The Unbound Potential selects Lord Baby, Haver of Long Titles as its target! It consumes his shield of lead and radioactive material, becoming Radioactive in the process!
The thing that was once Hetumi sets its sights on the meguca squad. Girls can't love girls, and what better way to make that a reality than destroying all girls? It deals 1,000 damage to Mumi.

Piono's Home for 10-post Charges is a house.
The Chainsaw Massacrer deals 500 damage to Mumi!
The Chaosweavers were not ordered -- they deal a collective 2,000 damage to the Intransigent Aegis!

The Hotel is a hotel. The Shield shields the hotel complex up to the max shield limit!

Meduka uses Rio de Janeiro. She enmeshes Sweet Bro in the hell of the 2014 World Cup, before becoming a .jpeg'd Witch and tormenting him further. Sweet Bro takes 2,000 damage.
Hameru uses 2016 Summer Olympics. She instigates a massive Rio manhunt for Hella Jeff with the reward of five million dollars. Hella Jeff takes 2,000 damage.
(Please see Consumer and Erelye's posts for the full experience.)
Mumi uses Testa Mia. She decapitates herself, and then... something... happens that ends with her rising once more, health bar increased. Her head lies on the ground over there, intact. Huh. Weird?
Kyaku uses My City Now on Mumi. A .jpeg'd and warped witch barrier forms around Mumi, guarding her.
The C-Mech unceremoniously stomps on Conquest, sheer size crushing it for 3,500 damage.

Conquest unleashes Vanquishment!
"And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer."
Conquest draws an arrow from itself that shines with a sickly white light, and fires it into the sky, where it seems to stick and crack the very firmament itself. Beams of destroying light shine down from the heavens on Kyaku, the Chainsaw Massacrer, and the Unbound Potential, scouring each with holy power and dealing 3,000 damage to all, killing Kyaku and the Chainsaw Massacrer! Conquest takes 500 recoil damage from attacking the Unbound Potential!
Sweet Bro dedicates all his efforts to getting himself and Hella Jeff unstuck from each other, and frees them after a long struggle!
Hella Jeff uses BRO HAVE -- BRO HAVE YOU SEEN MY SOCKS AROUND ANYWEAR.

"BRO HAVE -- BRO HAVE YOU SEEN MY SOCKS AROUND ANYWEAR"
"no dude, AGAIN with the socks what IS it even with you and socks man, its like you must be TOKING UP on a joint to make you S T O N E D or something i can't even think of WHO leaves all there socks lyong around like that"
"they are in my bapck dude, help me get them out"
"primise me you wont steal my car while your back is turnd?"
"you can trust me"

but he.... had his ffningers cross

hella jeff.. HASS the car..
Lord Baby, Haver of Long Titles enters the Hotel.

The Godmodders clash... Each scores a decisive hit on the other! 1 damage, mutually.
Omega just decides to resort to raw destruction and smashes Conquest with his Banhammer for 6,500 damage.
Alpha obliterates the Intransigent Aegis, rendering null most of its heal as well but allowing 1,000 HP of it through simply because he couldn't deal enough damage to the C-Mech to fully offset it.

Unbound Potential [H] HP: 9,000/15,000. Aspects: Powerlust, Self-Improvement. Expression: Assimilation. Assimilations: Barrier. May halve the damage of an attack directed at it. Radioactive. Deals recoil damage when attacked.
Nightmare [H] HP: 10,000/10,000. Girls Can't: IIIII.

Piono’s Home for 10-Post Charges [AG] Main House: 25,000/25,000 HP. Enhomed Charges: 10. Laser Defense System: 4,500/10,000 HP. Takes damage for the house, counterattacks. 10% chance to totally negate attacks against the house.
Chaosweavers [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (1) 10,000/10,000. (2)

The Hotel [N] Main Hotel: 25,000/25,000 HP. Entity Slots: [Lord Baby, Haver of Long Titles (0/3)] [EMPTY] [EMPTY]. The Weapon: 1/1 HP. Counters attacks. The Shield: 1/1 HP. Shields the Hotel complex. Shielded, thrice!

Meduka [PO] HP: 5,000/5,000. Rabu: I. Junk-O: II. Meguca Forbiddened: II. Rio de Janeiro: III.
Hameru [PO] HP: 5,000/5,000. 2016 Summer Olympics: III. Meguca, for Meduka: II. Coobie: [b]II[/b]. It’s Tmie: I.
Mumi [PO] HP: 3,500/6,000. Tetris: I. Testa Mia: II. Mumi Why: II. The Keki Ritual: IIIII. Headless. Kyaku Barrier: 2,500 HP. 1 shield.
C-Mech [PO] HP: 12,000/30,000.

Conquest [PA] HP: 4,000/30,000. Vanquishment: II
Sweet Bro [PA] HP: 4,500/7,500. i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games: [b]II[/b]
Hella Jeff [PA] HP: 3,400/7,500. BRO HAVE -- BRO HAVE YOU SEEN MY SOCKS AROUND ANYWEAR: II The Car: 3,000/3,000 HP. Boosts Hella Jeff's attack. Must be attacked separately.
Lord Baby, Haver of Long Titles [PA] HP: 10,000/10,000. Pretentionize: IIIII In the Hotel.

Godmodder477 [GM] HP: 97/100.
Godmodder478 [GM] HP: 95/100.

Originally posted on 2017-07-26 23:30:00

7/10 continue
5/10 the
5/10 plomn
+1 mirror
I give the lord baby, haver of long titles, a new title: warlord of the tar clan.
slowly he will gain back his pretentious-ness.
if that won't change anything, I build a wall for when the baby exits the hotel, and if that wall's still around when the babys action comes, he exits the hotel and builds on to it.

Originally posted on 2017-07-30 11:27:00

[n]Don't worry Crystal, I never expected more than this. I go around, giving the godmodder's popcorn and drinks, along with going around seeing if any of the entities need anything specificly.

Hotel 25,000/25,000 (Lord Baby, Haver of Long Titles 0/3, Empty, Empty) HP The Weapon 1/1 HP Counter Attacks. The Shield 1/1 HP Shields the Hotel. Shielded Thrice.

3/5 Some
3/5 Little +1 from JOE/this turn
3/5 Things. +1 from JOE/last turn
+1 to JOE

Originally posted on 2017-07-30 15:22:00

Charges:
8/10
8/10
8/10
+1 to Erelye

Assist Charge Tiny Bank:
1/3(1 from Battlefury)
___________________________

Action:
I hire someone to break [the horse part of]Conquest's legs so as to sabotage its performance in the upcoming horse race.


...what do you mean Conquest wasn't participating in one?
___________________________

[PO]

Originally posted on 2017-07-30 18:42:00

9or10/10 continue +1 mirror (probably another +1 later from mirror)
(using if 10! I notice lord baby, haver of long titles, warlord of the tar clan has 4* the planned HP amount, ask why, and proceed to- wait, are artifacts a thing here? if yes, I make [A] pretentious bow 1/4 pretentious cuteness [on use, destroy the bow. gives the user an addition to their name [IE: conquest -> conquest, conqueror of worlds and bringer of fear] and improves their MHP. if possible, also grants the user permanent double action, or if not, double action every other round.
otherwise, I give lord baby, haver of long titles, warlord of the tar clan a 12 turn special named "maturation" which adds "elder" to all current titles and increases their power for any action available.
6/10 the
6/10 plomn
+1 mirror
I grant lord baby, haver of long titles, warlord of the tar clan membership and generalship in my new army, 'crushers'. he is now lord baby, haver of long titles, warlord of the tar clan, general of the first crusher battalion.
Lb,HoLT,WotTC,GotFCB is also acceptable for their battlefield name...
if the above does nothing, I reinforce the baby's wall.

Originally posted on 2017-07-30 23:23:00

10/10 Even More Chainsaws (Using)
3/10 Uberchainsaw
3/10 Gardener
1/5 Critsaw

+1 to Pionoplayer/DC^3V

(Even More Chainsaws)
A horde of chainsaws are summoned.
Horde of Chainsaws x100 100/100 HP. Deal 25 damage each.

This horde attacks Hella Jeff.

Chainsaw Lady forces Mumi to fail at Tetris by getting crushed by a Tetramino.


Originally posted on 2017-08-01 16:33:00

Five posts at the allotted time? Yeah, no. Update postponed to tomorrow, so more players may act.

Originally posted on 2017-08-01 23:30:00

Posted 11/02/15 at 6:30 PM.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1501410471))

7/10 continue 5/10 the 5/10 plomn +1 mirror I give the lord baby, haver of long titles, a new title: warlord of the tar clan. slowly he will gain back his pretentious-ness. if that won't change anything, I build a wall for when the baby exits the hotel, and if that wall's still around when the babys action comes, he exits the hotel and builds on to it.

That won't change anything. The 'haver of long titles' is a placeholder for his already-existent incredibly long name.

A wall is built. Lord Baby will do as you say.

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1501424575))

[n]Don't worry Crystal, I never expected more than this. I go around, giving the godmodder's popcorn and drinks, along with going around seeing if any of the entities need anything specificly. Hotel 25,000/25,000 (Lord Baby, Haver of Long Titles 0/3, Empty, Empty) HP The Weapon 1/1 HP Counter Attacks. The Shield 1/1 HP Shields the Hotel. Shielded Thrice. 3/5 Some 3/5 Little +1 from JOE/this turn 3/5 Things. +1 from JOE/last turn +1 to JOE

Omega looks quite happy with his popcorn, until Alpha knocks it out of his hands and... grabs it for himself? Huh. They scuffle over it for a bit, popcorn raining over the nearby area. A few nearby players are greatly amused. Neither of them seem to have noticed that you offered Alpha popcorn as well.

Sweet Bro is looking for his games. I have a feeling he'll find them soon, though.

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1501436549))

Charges: 8/10 8/10 8/10 +1 to Erelye Assist Charge Tiny Bank: 1/3(1 from Battlefury) ___________________________ Action: I hire someone to break [the horse part of]Conquest's legs so as to sabotage its performance in the upcoming horse race. ...what do you mean Conquest wasn't participating in one? ___________________________ [PO]

Conquest is now basically going to lose any horse race it joins in the next week or so. Broken legs no good for running. 1,200 damage!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1501453433))

9or10/10 continue +1 mirror (probably another +1 later from mirror) (using if 10! I notice  lord baby, haver of long titles, warlord of the tar clan has 4* the planned HP amount, ask why, and proceed to- wait, are artifacts a thing here? if yes, I make [A] pretentious bow 1/4 pretentious cuteness [on use, destroy the bow. gives the user an addition to their name [IE: conquest -> conquest, conqueror of worlds and bringer of fear] and improves their MHP. if possible, also grants the user permanent double action, or if not, double action every other round. otherwise, I give lord baby, haver of long titles, warlord of the tar clan a 12 turn special named "maturation" which adds "elder" to all current titles and increases their power for any action available. 6/10 the 6/10 plomn +1 mirror I grant lord baby, haver of long titles, warlord of the tar clan membership and generalship in my new army, 'crushers'. he is now lord baby, haver of long titles, warlord of the tar clan, general of the first crusher battalion. Lb,HoLT,WotTC,GotFCB is also acceptable for their battlefield name... if the above does nothing, I reinforce the baby's wall.

I'm considering that 10-charge not done yet if you're unsure about whether it's done. Plus, you can't take assists from further along in the turn and use them. Lord Baby has 10,000 HP because that's currently the base amount of HP for a 10-charge, and he'd probably die incredibly quickly with just 2,500 HP.

You reinforce the wall.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1501601586))

10/10 Even More Chainsaws (Using) 3/10 Uberchainsaw 3/10 Gardener 1/5 Critsaw +1 to Pionoplayer/DC^3V (Even More Chainsaws) A horde of chainsaws are summoned. Horde of Chainsaws x100 100/100 HP. Deal 25 damage each. This horde attacks Hella Jeff. Chainsaw Lady forces Mumi to fail at Tetris by getting crushed by a Tetramino.

A horde of chainsaws are summoned! The Home for 10-post Charges receives the charge!

Mumi's shield is knocked off!

The Unbound Potential engulfs 15 chainsaws, and gains a distinct bladelike quality.
Hetumi's Nightmare disrupts the Barrier around Mumi!

Foster's Piono's Home for 10-Post Charges sits there.
The Chaosweavers team up to leave Conquest nearly dead!
The Chainsaw Horde attacks Hella Jeff for 2,125 damage!

The Hotel is sitting there.

Meduka and Hameru team up to introduce Sweet Bro to the new member of the SBaHJ cast, Marty Stu! Sweet Bro is so horrified by the new character's patent unimaginativeness, sheer insanity, and all-around unneededness that he jumps off a cliff for 1,100 damage! Marty Stu is then immediately tossed out of SBaHJ! (He had to go. His planet needed him.)
Mumi is crackling with pure energy, ready to unleash that most hellish of arcana, the Keki Ritual! The sheer promise of this fulfilled potential heals her for 1,000 HP.
The C-Mech raises a green metal leg and grinds Conquest to white dust.

Sweet Bro finds a whole pile of games laying around, and says, "i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games"! He realizes that games are bad for him, and foists them onto the C-Mech, which is so encumbered trying to carry all those games that it falls down a bunch of stairs for 2,300 damage, which Sweet Bro conveniently neglected to warn it about!
Hella Jeff runs over the Nightmare with his sick ride, for 1,200 damage!
Lord Baby, Haver of Long Titles exits the Hotel! The checkout process of the Hotel is so involved that it takes up an entity's action. At least he has a nice, tall wall to protect him now!

The Godmodders' scuffling over popcorn (they both love it madly) ends with both of them mutually choking on whole throatfuls of the stuff for 1 damage again! They're surprisingly evenly matched, for an Omega+ godmodder vs a Psi-Godmodder.

Omega finds himself weirdly interested in seeing what the Keki Ritual will actually do, and heals Mumi to full before deciding to lay the smackdown on the Home for 10-Post Charges for 3,000 damage! A counterattack zaps the C-Mech for 600 damage.

Alpha is not looking forwards to the Keki Ritual actually going off, and hauls off for a massive punch, uppercutting Mumi not into next week but into the Nightmare, shattering her barrier and dealing 2,600 damage to the Nightmare!

Unbound Potential [H] HP: 9,000/15,000. Aspects: Powerlust, Self-Improvement. Expression: Assimilation. Assimilations: Barrier. May halve the damage of an attack directed at it. Radioactive. Deals recoil damage when attacked. Bladed. Deals extra damage.
Nightmare [H] HP: 6,200/10,000. Girls Can't: IIIII.

Piono’s Home for 10-Post Charges [AG] Main House: 25,000/25,000 HP. Enhomed Charges: 11. Laser Defense System: 1,500/10,000 HP. Takes damage for the house, counterattacks. 10% chance to totally negate attacks against the house.
Chaosweavers [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (1) 10,000/10,000. (2)
Horde of Chainsaws [AG] HP: 100/100 (x85).

The Hotel [N] Main Hotel: 25,000/25,000 HP. Entity Slots: [EMPTY] [EMPTY] [EMPTY]. The Weapon: 1/1 HP. Counters attacks. The Shield: 1/1 HP. Shields the Hotel complex. Shielded, thrice!

Meduka [PO] HP: 5,000/5,000. Rabu: I. Junk-O: II. Meguca Forbiddened: II. Rio de Janeiro: [b]III[/b].
Hameru [PO] HP: 5,000/5,000. 2016 Summer Olympics: [b]III[/b]. Meguca, for Meduka: II. Coobie: [b]II[/b]. It’s Tmie: I.
Mumi [PO] HP: 6,000/6,000. Tetris: I. Testa Mia: [b]II[/b]. Mumi Why: [b]II[/b]. The Keki Ritual: IIIIII. Headless.
C-Mech [PO] HP: 9,100/30,000.

Sweet Bro [PA] HP: 3,400/7,500. i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games: [b]II[/b]
Hella Jeff [PA] HP: 1,275/7,500. BRO HAVE -- BRO HAVE YOU SEEN MY SOCKS AROUND ANYWEAR: II The Car: 3,000/3,000 HP. Boosts Hella Jeff's attack. Must be attacked separately.
Lord Baby, Haver of Long Titles [PA] HP: 10,000/10,000. Pretentionize: IIIII Wall: 1,700/1,700 HP.

Godmodder477 [GM] HP: 96/100.
Godmodder478 [GM] HP: 94/100.

Originally posted on 2017-08-02 23:30:00