12/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
11/40 spawnnz
15/15 wallmaker DONE!+5 consumer (thanks)
+3 consumer
I decide that, instead of retrieving my soul, I'll just send a ever-so-slightly different version of myself to do everything. the difference being he preffers cedar cheese over blue cheese, as opposed to having no opinion one way or another.

the wall fails to sell its buffs, as not only are they non-sellable, but at that moment Wallmaker activates, with an additional 5 charges added(from consumers +5) to compensate for the turns during which I could not work on the wall due to other people!
a human walks up to the wall and says something, then suddenly turns into a pile of goop. the goop crawls all over the wall, bringing it up to where it would have been if i had spend 5 more actions on it. a mech then floats down from the sky and out comes a guy called sir builder. he cannot preform any actions i do not want, no matter how much people try to make him sell buffs or what not.
he doesn't have much hp, but is very good at building walls, and will spend any unordered action building mine to be bigger. he makes walls bigger by a percentage when not using wall, so if theres a 20 hp wall he can make it be 25 or something. when he uses wall its a percentage + a flat rate, so a 10 wall becomes 6,012.5 and a 10,000 wall becomes 18,500 and stuff.
so something like this:
wallbuilding guy ten out of ten hp one of five wall
wall is a special that makes a wall bigger.
his normal action makes a wall stronger by a %, but wall is always bigger
he is behind the wall.
as well, any wall he makes cannot be stolen unless it has less then 10 hp remaining, in which case it can be stolen but will only have 10 hp so who cares.

Originally posted on 2017-03-25 14:48:00

Ni Saint, ni Romain, ni Empire: 1/6.18

J'ai quelques liens avec les Rois de Tous. Les Rois de Tous récupèrent mon âme.
Je tue sir builder et je convainc le mur de JOEbob d'être volé par moi.

Les Réformes de la France:

• Tue le Roi: 5/5.
• Proclame Erbkaisertum: 2/2.
• Le Manifeste: 4/4.
• Convoquer Le Prolétariat: 0/2.
• Le Maître du Jeu est Mort: -/2.
• Le Dieu Marionnette: -/3.
• Vive le Maître du Jeu: -/3.

Que les travailleurs s'unissent.


Originally posted on 2017-03-25 18:49:00

I brutally mangle the Wallbuilder's mind so that he interpets everything except JOEBOB as a command from JOEbob. I then tell him to ignore JOE. Since he interpets everything that is not JOE as a command from JOE, he ignores JOE so hard, he defects to the Godmodder so he can ignore JOE out of existence. The goop, meanwhile, is caught up in a debate about soullessness with a random devil, and ends up selling it's soul. It being lifeless goop and the soul being the only thing keeping it alive, it promptly dies.

10/49 The Straveling Cat
7+ Consomme

Originally posted on 2017-03-26 00:29:00

13/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
12/40 spawnnz
1/3 stap
+3 consumer
"Sir builder" is protected by the wall, so You can't kill him.
the attempt to mangle his mind fails, because he cannot preform any actions i do not want, and him going so insane he ignores me is something I do not want. he cannot preform any action I do not want, with the exception of dieing IF the wall is destroyed AND someone then deals 10 damage to him, but the wall cannot be bypassed.
also because I threw a knife on a long chain at your neck, wrapped it around, and banged your head to the ground 9276 times.
as well, the goop was destroyed in the process of upgrading the wall, so it can't sell its soul.

Originally posted on 2017-03-26 11:28:00

Ni Saint, ni Romain, ni Empire: 2/6.18

JOEbob, vous n'avez pas refusé ma persuasion, donc j'ai le mur.
Parce-que j'ai le mur, je tue sir builder.

Les Réformes de la France:

• Tue le Roi: 5/5.
• Proclame Erbkaisertum: 2/2.
• Le Manifeste: 4/4.
• Convoquer Le Prolétariat: 1/2.
• Le Maître du Jeu est Mort: -/2.
• Le Dieu Marionnette: -/3.
• Vive le Maître du Jeu: -/3.

+3 Battlefury


Originally posted on 2017-03-26 19:24:00

14/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
13/40 spawnnz
2/3 stap
+3 consumer
what persuasion?
my total ignorance of your persuasion prevents it from persuading me, and somehow also preventing it from persuading anyone of my entitys.
I proceed to [REDACTED], increasing the HP of the wallbuilder.

Originally posted on 2017-03-27 00:49:00

Ni Saint, ni Romain, ni Empire: 3/6.18

OBJECTION! Ce n'est pas comment ça marche. Le mur est mon mur. Et, pour cette raison, sir builder est mort.

Les Réformes de la France:

• Tue le Roi: 5/5.
• Proclame Erbkaisertum: 2/2.
• Le Manifeste: 4/4.
• Convoquer Le Prolétariat: 2/2.
• Le Maître du Jeu est Mort: 0/2.
• Le Dieu Marionnette: -/3.
• Vive le Maître du Jeu: -/3.

Nous sommes un. Le Prolétariat est prêt.

+3 Battlefury

Originally posted on 2017-03-27 02:24:00

15/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
14/40 spawnnz
3/3 stap done!
new: 1/5 what stupid thing will I have to stop next
+3 consumer
I made another wall and countered all your attempts to steal it; this is the one wallbuilder is behind. I proceed to make sure your attempt to... whatever you’re doing... their fails if its related to my wall, and make my wall bigger.
stap activates! people can no longer interact with wallbuilder or my wall in any way except making it bigger/stronger (the wall) or attacking it (again, the wall.)
the wallbuilder cannot be interacted with, period (by people who are not me), until the wall is dead. this should have been true before, but might not have been.

Originally posted on 2017-03-27 11:46:00

Ytpos: 4/20
Spellcheck for JOE: 4/25
I see JOE's wall.......... and hit it with a pickaxe. This creates a crack. I hit it once more. The crack widens. Due to the nature of video games, cracked walls are vulnerable to bombs. So I place a bomb, a remote bomb to be specific, walk out of range, and blow up the wall

Originally posted on 2017-03-27 22:21:00

16/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
15/40 spawnnz
new: 2/5 what stupid thing will I have to stop next
+3 consumer
I kick the bomb away then start to fill the crack, spraying it with damage-resistant foam and make it more resistant to damage, then buying an energy field generator to protect/strengthen the wall.

Originally posted on 2017-03-27 22:40:00

Ytpoes: 5/50
Spellcheck for JOE: 5/25
I hit his energy field generator with a vampire to absorb the shield. Probably won't work for too long, but I hit the wall with more pickaxes and throw a sticky bomb, then spray the sticky bomb with fast acting adhesive. Good luck removing that

Originally posted on 2017-03-30 14:49:00

17/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
16/40 spawnnz
3/5 what stupid thing will I have to stop next
+3 piono
why are you even attacking the wall? we're on the same team.
I blink over and slap my hand up, knocking the pickaxe away, and catch them with blue chains of lights, redirecting one into the sticky bombs path and causing it to embed itself into the ground behind emerald man, or on whichever side of him is furthest from the wall, and the other [howevermany] pickaxes fly into a mine and retrieve some high-durability materials, then go through a rift in spacetime and attach the materials to the wall with the fast-acting adhesive, by getting in its way.
[counter emerald, strengthen wall if can do more]

Originally posted on 2017-03-30 21:41:00

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1489871727))

A scury snak slithers up to the godmodder. oh shit!!1!!!@!!!!one the snka has a gnu! the sanke is shoting the godmodder! there's so much bloddua ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I would just like to interject for a moment What you are referring to as GNU is in fact GNU/Linux or as I have taken to recently calling it GNU plus Linux Linux is not an operating system unto itself but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as designed by POSIX

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1489925850))

6/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness. 3/40 spawnnz 2/10 wallmaker +3 pi-oh-no I make the wall bigger with stuff, again, but this time in a more specific manner that involves placing down bricks then having plants grow everywhere instead of using glue, followed by carving runes into the wall to make it even stronger. I then take a giant roll of duct tape and tape everything up with it, then drop a large group of golems on it and tell them to make it better. the wall is almost half-way done! I vote to accept saxon hale but keep a close eye on him

Okay you continue building the wall

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1489961284))

Typyos: 3/20 Spellcheck for JOE: 3/25 I take a nap

Sweet dreams

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1489968847))

6/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness. 4/40 spawnnz 3/10 wallmaker +3 consumer this time, I start placing down bricks around the wall, making a second layer, this one being designed to be able to shrug off weak attacks,but be easily bypassed, so that punching it repeatedly becomes less effective. I proceed to replace every sixth brick with a brilliantly blue-glowing one, which magically reinforces the second wall layer, though the second layer is still merely waist-high.

Okay you continue building the wall

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1489971602))

The Deleterious Tyrant has a salt overload.

Three thousand damage

QUOTE (Nomble @ (time=1489972558))

Je vole le mur de JOEbob. Les janissaires changent l'attaque de la forteresse ottoman en un googolplexien. Saxon, allez-vous attaquer le mauvais dieu homme si j'accepte? Tue le Roi: 5/5. Proclame Erbkaisertum: 1/2. Le Manifeste: -/4. Le Prolétariat: -/2. Le Maître du Jeu est Mort: -/2. Le Dieu Marionnette: -/3. Vive le Maître du Jeu: -/3.

You steal the wall of JOEBob Ottoman Fortress attack upgraded to a googolplex Saxton says that he will attempt to destroy the Godmodder but he can make no promises of success in this pursuit

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490008265))

6/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness. 5/40 spawnnz 4/10 wallmaker +3 consumer I walk over to nomble and slap him, then grab a small rock and whack him with it, knocking him to the ground. I then make it Very, Abundantly clear that I'm not going to let him take my wall. If I'm making something, it is mine. and I'm not going to stand idly by as you try to steal it. I then start grabbing random bricks from the ground, and build several anti-ottoman empire totems, giving my Not-even-finished wall a resistance to being stolen by the ottoman empire, and then burying and hiding several anti-ottoman totems set to "poison", so that if the ottoman empire seizes this wall without me removing them myself, all their troops will lose 10% of their max health a round. this is not op, since you can just Not Steal it.

Okay you continue building the wall

QUOTE (Nomble @ (time=1490218047))

Je vole le mur de JOEbob encore. Je suis français, ne pas ottoman. Les Réformes de la France: Tue le Roi: 5/5. Proclame Erbkaisertum: 2/2. Le Manifeste: -/4. Le Prolétariat: -/2. Le Maître du Jeu est Mort: -/2. Le Dieu Marionnette: -/3. Vive le Maître du Jeu: -/3. Le trône est maintenant héréditaire. Le trône est nous.

Okay you continue stealing the wall

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490229794))

7/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness. 6/40 spawnnz 5/10 wallmaker +3 consumer I kick nomble and create a 3 meter wide green bubble around him, and leave him in there until he learns not to try to steal from me. if I have any extra time, I modify the previous totems and runes so if Anyone trys to steal my wall, they will be poisoned. this is not op, for the same reasons as before. at this rate, I'll never finish.

Okay you continue building the wall

QUOTE (Nomble @ (time=1490323941))

Je convoque Rasputin. Rasputin vole le mur de JOEbob et il me le donne. Checkmate, athées. Les Réformes de la France: Tue le Roi: 5/5. Proclame Erbkaisertum: 2/2. Le Manifeste: 1/4. Convoquer Le Prolétariat: -/2. Le Maître du Jeu est Mort: -/2. Le Dieu Marionnette: -/3. Vive le Maître du Jeu: -/3.

Okay you continue stealing the wall

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490350078))

8/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness. 7/40 spawnnz 6/10 wallmaker +3 piono I inform nombel that 'rasputin' is still someone. anyway, I grab a sword and slap him on the head with it repeatedly then throw rasputin all the way across the map. any extra time is used completing the "if anyone but me has this wall without me deciding, in the real world, to give it to them, they will be poisoned" totems. as well, there is no reason to say "checkmate, atheists", so it makes a hoard of atheists come help me with my magic, while some other members of the hoard hold back rasputin, before leaving.

Okay you continue building the wall

QUOTE (Nomble @ (time=1490389185))

Raspoutin ne peut être tué ni empoisonné. Il vole le mur de JOEbob pour la deuxieme fois. Vous avez de la magie? J'ai un pistolet. Je tire ta magie. Checkmate, athées. Les Réformes de la France: Tue le Roi: 5/5. Proclame Erbkaisertum: 2/2. Le Manifeste: 2/4. Convoquer Le Prolétariat: -/2. Le Maître du Jeu est Mort: -/2. Le Dieu Marionnette: -/3. Vive le Maître du Jeu: -/3.

Okay you continue stealing the wall

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490397822))

9/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness. 8/40 spawnnz 7/10 wallmaker +3 piono כך או כך, עדיין, עדיין דפקתי אותו מהשדה. אני מרחף רספוטין עם גנרטור כבידה וזורק אותו לתוך נוזל, ואז לחסום את הירייה שלו עם מגן קינטי ולהודיע ​​לו כי האקדח הוא חסר תועלת נגדי, Translation: Spoiler Alert [spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]be that as it may, nomble, I still knocked him off the field. I levitate rasputin with a gravitational generator and throw him into nomble, then block his gunshot with a kinetic shield and inform him that a gun is useless against me. [/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]

Okay you continue fighting with someone that is supposed to be your ally like an April fool

QUOTE (Nomble @ (time=1490404003))

J'ai un pistolet qui peut tuer le passé. Je tire le passé et je vole le mur de JOEbob du passé. Les Réformes de la France: Tue le Roi: 5/5. Proclame Erbkaisertum: 2/2. Le Manifeste: 3/4. Convoquer Le Prolétariat: -/2. Le Maître du Jeu est Mort: -/2. Le Dieu Marionnette: -/3. Vive le Maître du Jeu: -/3.

Okay you continue stealing the wall and fighting with someone that is supposed to be your ally like an April Fool

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490444674))

10/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness. 9/40 spawnnz 8/10 wallmaker +3 piono hmph. I block the bullet from your past pistol, then hit you with a small pebble from a slingshot, which distracts you just long enough for the meteor to stop the rest of your attempt. I spend any extra time making the wall more resistant to stealing in both temporal directions, past or future.

Okay you continue building the wall and Wait a minute Do you see what the two of you are doing right now The both of you are godmodding Which means you are godmodders Since the goal of this game is to destroy the godmodder a bunch of random people come in and kill the both of you meaning all your further actions this turn are nulled

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1490450726))

While JOE and Nomble fight, i manage to steal both of their Souls! And then i offload them to hell! They manage to fade into the hordes of other souls within like, 7 or so seconds. 10/49 The Straveling Cat

JOE and Pleiades are now in hell Good for them

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490451257))

11/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness. 10/40 spawnnz 9/10 wallmaker +3 piono the devil, being a good friend of mine, finds my soul and brings it back to the real world. I use any extra time I may have on the walls impact-resist effect that I was making before.

You are dead

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1490452010))

The devil accidentally throws a Coruscating Soul into lacre before he even reaches the SOULjoe, causing a massive explosion that destroys at least 38539 souls. The chaos created by this is enough to allow the soul to slip ever deeper into hell.. (Difficulty of regaining your soul has increased...) I also point out that this is FL hell, which has a ton of devils as opposed to a singular one. JOE's wall sells the buffs it was just given to the Ottoman fortress. 10/49 The Straveling Cat 7+ Consomme

Well that has to hurt

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1490452186))

I inform everyone that the XVIII The Moon is the Moonman, a racist and highly dangerous member of the KKK. The Moonman goes "you've already used this for an attack you silly man". I go "I'm a godmodder I can TM too", before the Moonman's KKK friends show up, carrying the corpses of the filter police. They were already dead, Engie and Battlefury killed them. The Moonman is dragged away, before singing a song so shockingly, disturbingly, coldly, vilely, offensive! [I WROTE IT UP AND THEN DECIDED NOT TO POST IT. FOR NOW.] Everyone stares at XVIII The Moon and the Grand Wizards of the Konkregation of the Killer K. Everyone is offended, assisted by the Ess-Jay-Double-You Horde, to a point where the entire Battlefield vibrates. The shaking is horrific, causing the Battlefield to bounce and rebound and reflect, before waves of offense blast at XVIII The Moon. He desperately tries to claim that he isn't the Moonman, but nobody listens! They tear the Moonman apart, rendering into chunks before blasting those chunks to bits! They then send him over to SRS, who dox him, and tell his parents, Mother Earth and Father Sky what he's been doing! They are angry, and give him to the World's Best and Only DADDY. What follows scars the Moonman for life. The Ess-Jay-Double-You smirk, decide that isn't enough, and burn him, with balefire! My entities dogpile on the Doctor. 20/20 placebomancer's gambit [+3 JOE] 25/30 tharmas is me tharmas is you [+6 JOE] [+7 Is The Number (from Battlefury)] 3/50 cast thyself from heaven +5 JOE

Eleven thousand damage to XVIII The Moon

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490453339))

12/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness. 11/40 spawnnz 15/15 wallmaker DONE!+5 consumer (thanks) +3 consumer I decide that, instead of retrieving my soul, I'll just send a ever-so-slightly different version of myself to do everything. the difference being he preffers cedar cheese over blue cheese, as opposed to having no opinion one way or another. the wall fails to sell its buffs, as not only are they non-sellable, but at that moment Wallmaker activates, with an additional 5 charges added(from consumers +5) to compensate for the turns during which I could not work on the wall due to other people! a human walks up to the wall and says something, then suddenly turns into a pile of goop. the goop crawls all over the wall, bringing it up to where it would have been if i had spend 5 more actions on it. a mech then floats down from the sky and out comes a guy called sir builder. he cannot preform any actions i do not want, no matter how much people try to make him sell buffs or what not. he doesn't have much hp, but is very good at building walls, and will spend any unordered action building mine to be bigger. he makes walls bigger by a percentage when not using wall, so if theres a 20 hp wall he can make it be 25 or something. when he uses wall its a percentage + a flat rate, so a 10 wall becomes 6,012.5 and a 10,000 wall becomes 18,500 and stuff. so something like this: wallbuilding guy ten out of ten hp  one of five wall wall is a special that makes a wall bigger. his normal action makes a wall stronger by a %, but wall is always bigger he is behind the wall. as well, any wall he makes cannot be stolen unless it has less then 10 hp remaining, in which case it can be stolen but will only have 10 hp so who cares.

You are dead

QUOTE (Nomble @ (time=1490467753))

Ni Saint, ni Romain, ni Empire: 1/6.18 J'ai quelques liens avec les Rois de Tous. Les Rois de Tous récupèrent mon âme. Je tue sir builder et je convainc le mur de JOEbob d'être volé par moi. Les Réformes de la France: Tue le Roi: 5/5. Proclame Erbkaisertum: 2/2. Le Manifeste: 4/4. Convoquer Le Prolétariat: 0/2. Le Maître du Jeu est Mort: -/2. Le Dieu Marionnette: -/3. Vive le Maître du Jeu: -/3. Que les travailleurs s'unissent.

You are dead

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1490488195))

I brutally mangle the Wallbuilder's mind so that he interpets everything except JOEBOB as a command from JOEbob. I then tell him to ignore JOE. Since he interpets everything that is not JOE as a command from JOE, he ignores JOE so hard, he defects to the Godmodder so he can ignore JOE out of existence. The goop, meanwhile, is caught up in a debate about soullessness with a random devil, and ends up selling it's soul. It being lifeless goop and the soul being the only thing keeping it alive, it promptly dies. 10/49 The Straveling Cat 7+ Consomme

But JOE is dead so nothing really happens

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490524129))

13/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness. 12/40 spawnnz 1/3 stap +3 consumer "Sir builder" is protected by the wall, so You can't kill him. the attempt to mangle his mind fails, because he cannot preform any actions i do not want, and him going so insane he ignores me is something I do not want. he cannot preform any action I do not want, with the exception of dieing IF the wall is destroyed AND someone then deals 10 damage to him, but the wall cannot be bypassed. also because I threw a knife on a long chain at your neck, wrapped it around, and banged your head to the ground 9276 times. as well, the goop was destroyed in the process of upgrading the wall, so it can't sell its soul.

You are dead

QUOTE (Nomble @ (time=1490552685))

Ni Saint, ni Romain, ni Empire: 2/6.18 JOEbob, vous n'avez pas refusé ma persuasion, donc j'ai le mur. Parce-que j'ai le mur, je tue sir builder. Les Réformes de la France: Tue le Roi: 5/5. Proclame Erbkaisertum: 2/2. Le Manifeste: 4/4. Convoquer Le Prolétariat: 1/2. Le Maître du Jeu est Mort: -/2. Le Dieu Marionnette: -/3. Vive le Maître du Jeu: -/3. +3 Battlefury

You are dead

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490572143))

14/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness. 13/40 spawnnz 2/3 stap +3 consumer what persuasion? my total ignorance of your persuasion prevents it from persuading me, and somehow also preventing it from persuading anyone of my entitys. I proceed to [REDACTED], increasing the HP of the wallbuilder.

You are dead

QUOTE (Nomble @ (time=1490577846))

Ni Saint, ni Romain, ni Empire: 3/6.18 OBJECTION! Ce n'est pas comment ça marche. Le mur est mon mur. Et, pour cette raison, sir builder est mort. Les Réformes de la France: Tue le Roi: 5/5. Proclame Erbkaisertum: 2/2. Le Manifeste: 4/4. Convoquer Le Prolétariat: 2/2. Le Maître du Jeu est Mort: 0/2. Le Dieu Marionnette: -/3. Vive le Maître du Jeu: -/3. Nous sommes un. Le Prolétariat est prêt. +3 Battlefury

You are dead

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490611584))

15/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness. 14/40 spawnnz 3/3 stap done! new: 1/5 what stupid thing will I have to stop next +3 consumer I made another wall and countered all your attempts to steal it; this is the one wallbuilder is behind. I proceed to make sure your attempt to... whatever you’re doing... their fails if its related to my wall, and make my wall bigger. stap activates! people can no longer interact with wallbuilder or my wall in any way except making it bigger/stronger (the wall) or attacking it (again, the wall.) the wallbuilder cannot be interacted with, period (by people who are not me), until the wall is dead. this should have been true before, but might not have been.

You are dead

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1490649669))

Ytpos: 4/20 Spellcheck for JOE: 4/25 I see JOE's wall.......... and hit it with a pickaxe. This creates a crack. I hit it once more. The crack widens. Due to the nature of video games, cracked walls are vulnerable to bombs. So I place a bomb, a remote bomb to be specific, walk out of range, and blow up the wall

You damage the wall and since JOE is dead he technically cannot do anything about it

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490650843))

16/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness. 15/40 spawnnz new: 2/5 what stupid thing will I have to stop next +3 consumer I kick the bomb away then start to fill the crack, spraying it with damage-resistant foam and make it more resistant to damage, then buying an energy field generator to protect/strengthen the wall.

You are dead

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1490881778))

Ytpoes: 5/50 Spellcheck for JOE: 5/25 I hit his energy field generator with a vampire to absorb the shield. Probably won't work for too long, but I hit the wall with more pickaxes and throw a sticky bomb, then spray the sticky bomb with fast acting adhesive. Good luck removing that

You did nothing since you reacted to an action that did not even happen since JOE is dead

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490906460))

17/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness. 16/40 spawnnz 3/5 what stupid thing will I have to stop next +3 piono why are you even attacking the wall? we're on the same team. I blink over and slap my hand up, knocking the pickaxe away, and catch them with blue chains of lights, redirecting one into the sticky bombs path and causing it to embed itself into the ground behind emerald man, or on whichever side of him is furthest from the wall, and the other [howevermany] pickaxes fly into a mine and retrieve some high-durability materials, then go through a rift in spacetime and attach the materials to the wall with the fast-acting adhesive, by getting in its way. [counter emerald, strengthen wall if can do more]

You are dead

hr

The Read Dragun blinks and XVIII The Moon shatters into millions of tiny pieces preventing complete and utter catastrophe However this has two adverse side effects One is that this uses up the Power the Read Dragun would have gained this turn The other is that all the tiny pieces destroy the wall of JOEBob entirely The entire battlefield attends the funeral Something of note is that some Moon Shards land in a forest nearby

Inigo Montoya does nothing since he is Stunned A Juggernaut attempts to breach the Ottoman Fortress but finds that not even it can withstand something that has infinite HP The Swirling Spectral uses Suckers its spiraling spinning form undulating into the image of a shimmering lollipop The Lollipop lies on the field dormant The Doctor heals A Juggernaut for eight thousand HP gaining sixteen percent to Ubercharge

Saxton Hale is no longer poisoned and is also an official member of the AG faction He barfs up some molten australium and throws it over the border of the Ottoman Fortress hitting the Swirling Spectral right in the eyes with it They cry out in pain taking seven thousand damage They are also Blinded Everyone else gangs up on The Doctor killing him His Ubercharge Pack lies on the ground

The Deleterious Tyrant is truly and honestly affected by the loss of the great wall of JOEBob He feels that it was very unfair that such magnificent defensive architecture was hastily dismantled by a falling object and feels that JOEBob should rise again As such the Tyrant unleashes his two special attacks Build A Wall and Odd God The Tyrant peers into the horizon beyond the infinite and their face contorts in an expression of pure unadulterated stupidity A podium rises from nowhere and they make belligerent speeches while standing on it screaming about how the entire battlefield needs to build a wall The greatest wall in modern history The best wall that has ever been seen

At once a massive team of architects converges on the spot of the ruined wall of JOEBob and they begin rebuilding it better than before Brick by brick and block by block a mighty fearsome fortress rises from the ashes It is forged from the strongest metals and manned by the most powerful of guards And then when all is said and done every architect retreats into the inner sanctum guarded by the wall They draw a pentagram on the floor in blood and stand around it killing themselves Their flesh falls prostrate on the ground and their forms coalesce into an Odd God

The spirit of the Odd God sucks itself into the wall making it come alive Brick peels off itself forming hollow empty eyes Corrugated metals and rusted out factories split apart to form a jagged mouth and lines upon lines of sharp teeth Towers and castles and architecture form segmented disjointed limbs The structure rises from the ground guarding an unimaginable quantity of lore knowledge power and white supremacy

The enemy has risen All must now hail the DRUMPFORTRESS And now you are the fools

The Godmodder merely stands in awe And the battle continues

Parenthesis Just in case it was not clear JOE the wall is no longer yours to control Close parenthesis

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Read Dragun UNDECIDED Power twenty percent Guntoter two out of three Aspects of Literature two out of five

Inigo Montoya CHURG HP LL out of HELLO Prepare to Die four out of five Stunned
A Juggernaut CHURG HP sixty thousand out of one hundred thousand I Am three out of five The Juggernaut three out of five Bitch three out of five
Swirling Spectral CHURG HP eight thousand out of fifteen thousand Suckers zero out of three Lollipop is next to it Blinded


Saxton Hale AG HP twenty one thousand out of forty thousand Enraged so you had better watch out
Supreme Overlord AG HP thirty five thousand out of forty five thousand Pricey Attack two thousand five hundred two out of five thousand eighty two
Totally Legit Summer Camp AG HP ten thousand out of ten thousand
Consummate Consumption CHURAG HP eleven thousand out of fifteen thousand Refinery one out of one
Oblivion AG HP fifteen thousand out of fifteen thousand Greater Than Zero Less Than three out of three Godarm unknown effect two turns
Ottoman Fortress AG HP infinite Blocking the entire AG side from attack Janaissaries providing additional attack

Deleterious Tyrant PG HP twenty seven thousand five hundred out of seventy thousand Build A Wall zero out of three Odd God zero out of three
DRUMPFORTRESS PG BOSS Inner Sanctum protected by all other components Eyes twenty thousand out of twenty thousand HP x2 Mouth sixty thousand out of sixty thousand Limbs thirty thousand out of thirty thousand x4 Newest Mexico zero out of three Trump Card zero out of four CtrlAltDel zero out of five
Godmodder GM: HP: 1009seven/100

Originally posted on 2017-04-01 17:03:00

13/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
12/40 spawnnz
14/20 wallmaker+5 consumer since apparently nothing i did happened after i (apparently) died, which would include using that +5.
+3 consumer
I start to build a new wall with my action.

Originally posted on 2017-04-01 18:58:00

I steal the DumpftFortress and give it to the ottoman empire

Originally posted on 2017-04-01 19:09:00

I attack by throwing you into lava.

No, not the godmodder.

You. The Game Master.

Originally posted on 2017-04-01 19:19:00

14/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
13/40 spawnnz
15/20 wallmaker
+3 trickle
since a wall now exists, I make it more resilient to being stolen with majyks.

Originally posted on 2017-04-01 22:33:00

I steal the wall with magicks instead of majyks. Because I just like screwing with JOE
tpyeos: 6/50
Spellcheck for JOE: 6/25

Originally posted on 2017-04-02 12:55:00

15/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
14/40 spawnnz
16/20 wallmaker
+3 trickle
I was using majyks to make it more resilient to theivery. I continue to do so, after counter-magicking your magicks into oblivion.

Originally posted on 2017-04-03 13:53:00

I give JOE a lobotomy.

Originally posted on 2017-04-05 22:47:00