 Help  Search  Members  Calendar  Shop  Gallery  Shoutbox
|
| Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register ) | Resend Validation Email |
|
|
| Pages: (10) « First ... 6 7 8 9 10 ( Go to first unread post ) |
Destroy Godmodder, Kill the bad god man.
| TwinBuilder |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:59 PM
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||
 An Ephemeral Emerald  Group: Members  Posts: 240 Joined: 11-August 18Age: 22 Location: New York, Fiction. Status: N/A |
The Godmodder cures the poison with an Antidote before he loses any health The plane that is not actually a plane but is in fact a sword made of diamonds is attached to the Godmodder instead of piercing him so the Godmodder steals the weapon and keeps it
You hit JOE with the kcatta cireneg He dies but promptly respawns afterwards so basically nothing happened Congrats for an utter waste of time
Blocked by Constant Vigilance
I do not know whose face you just applied a flat iron to but I bet they are feeling pretty pissed right about now
Consumer did indeed find a walkthrough but the Godmodder parenthesis back then he was the Femaledogmodder closed parenthesis broke his computer so he would not be able to actually use the walkthrough And he did indeed send people copies of something but he did not give everyone copies of the walkthrough he instead gave everyone copies of We are Number One but every One is replaced with One by Metallica but every time a guitar plays a note Metal Rain plays but any time lightning shows up in the video the entirety of Dreamscaperers plays but every time Bill Cipher shows up the entire Cipherhunt Discord is displayed in real time Therefore you do not have the walkthrough Wall That Protects Nothing added
Ottoman Empire turns into Ottoman Fortress
Okay you start building another wall
Two thousand damage to the Deleterious Tyrant
You access the walkthrough without being attacked by any manner of virus corruption or glitch in any way shape or form However you find that the Godmodder has deleted the walkthrough entirely It will take more effort to view a living cheat sheet than that I am sorry to say Fifteen thousand damage to A Juggernaut EL damage to Inigo Montoya You slightly increase charging sickness resistance
You are continuing to build the wall since you are not saying that it is done I am not yet placing it on the field
Janissaries added as backup for the Ottoman Empire
Eight thousand damage to XVIII The Moon hr The Read Dragun continues to be a legendary piece of shit Constant Vigilance continues to focus its effort on blocking incoming attacks XVIII The Moon is nearing the earth at this point You all start counting the precious seconds you have left on this mortal plane Inigo Montoya slices through Saxton Hale dealing four thousand damage A Juggernaut does ten thousand damage to the Deleterious Tyrant The remaining Swirling Spectral creates a ton of nutritious lollipops to boost The Doctor's healing The Doctor heals XVIII The Moon for ten thousand HP and Inigo Montoya for L HP gaining thirty percent to Ubercharge Saxton Hale suffers from more Poison taking five thousand damage He then tunnels through the Ottoman Fortress and pops out the other side snapping the neck of Consummate Consumption dealing ten thousand damage However Saxton then stops and realizes that he can gain a tactical advantage He apologizes for harming an AG and says that he will convert to the AG side if he is allowed to stay within the invincible fortress free from harm He eagerly awaits the response of the AG faction He also patches up the hole he used to enter so no one else can use it Supreme Overlord fires at the Deleterious Tyrant for seven thousand damage The Totally Legit Summer Camp then gasses the Tyrant for a further four thousand five hundred damage Consummate Consumption and Oblivion attempt to attack the CHURG faction but are blocked by Constant Vigilance The Ottoman Empire does infinite damage to Inigo Montoya however infinity is not a letter merely a ridiculously abstractedly huge number so it does not harm him It does stun him however The Deleterious Tyrant and the Godmodder team up on Constant Vigilance killing it so that it cannot block any more attacks The Godmodder then looks at the Ottoman Empire and yells for them to attack him since the goal of the game is to and I quote destroy Godmodder or alternatively kill the bad god man if you are feeling up for that sort of thing And the battle continues hr Read Dragun UNDECIDED Power twenty percent Guntoter one out of three Aspects of Literature one out of five XVIII The Moon CHURG HP fourteen thousand out of thirty six thousand Eclipse three out of four Inigo Montoya CHURG HP LL out of HELLO Prepare to Die three out of five Stunned A Juggernaut CHURG HP fifty two thousand out of one hundred thousand I Am two out of five The Juggernaut two out of five Bitch two out of five Swirling Spectrals CHURG HP fifteen thousand out of fifteen thousand Suckers two out of three The Doctor CHURG HP sixteen thousand five hundred out of forty thousand Ubercharge fifty percent Saxton Hale N HP twenty one thousand out of forty thousand Enraged so you had better watch out Poisoned for one turn Supreme Overlord AG HP thirty five thousand out of forty five thousand Pricey Attack two thousand and two out of five thousand eighty two Totally Legit Summer Camp AG HP ten thousand out of ten thousand Consummate Consumption CHURAG HP eleven thousand out of fifteen thousand Refinery one out of one Oblivion AG HP fifteen thousand out of fifteen thousand Greater Than Zero Less Than three out of three Godarm unknown effect one turn Ottoman Fortress AG HP infinite Blocking the entire AG side from attack Janaissaries providing additional attack Deleterious Tyrant PG HP thirty thousand five hundred out of seventy thousand Build A Wall two out of three Odd God two out of three Godmodder GM: HP: Originally posted on 2017-03-18 19:48:00 |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jondanger23 |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:59 PM
|
|
 some guy Group: Members Posts: 879 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
A scury snak slithers up to the godmodder.
oh shit!!1!!!@!!!!one the snka has a gnu! the sanke is shoting the godmodder! there's so much bloddua ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Originally posted on 2017-03-18 21:15:00 -------------------- [small]small[/small] [big]big[/big]
|
|
| JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:59 PM
|
|
|
Ancestor Group: Members Posts: 1777 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
6/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
3/40 spawnnz 2/10 wallmaker +3 pi-oh-no I make the wall bigger with stuff, again, but this time in a more specific manner that involves placing down bricks then having plants grow everywhere instead of using glue, followed by carving runes into the wall to make it even stronger. I then take a giant roll of duct tape and tape everything up with it, then drop a large group of golems on it and tell them to make it better. the wall is almost half-way done! I vote to accept saxon hale but keep a close eye on him Originally posted on 2017-03-19 12:17:00 |
|
| Emerald_Mann |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:59 PM
|
|
 Mage Group: Members Posts: 843 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
Typyos: 3/20
Spellcheck for JOE: 3/25 I take a nap Originally posted on 2017-03-19 22:08:00 |
|
| JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:59 PM
|
|
|
Ancestor Group: Members Posts: 1777 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
6/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
4/40 spawnnz 3/10 wallmaker +3 consumer this time, I start placing down bricks around the wall, making a second layer, this one being designed to be able to shrug off weak attacks,but be easily bypassed, so that punching it repeatedly becomes less effective. I proceed to replace every sixth brick with a brilliantly blue-glowing one, which magically reinforces the second wall layer, though the second layer is still merely waist-high. Originally posted on 2017-03-20 00:14:00 |
|
| Sparked |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:59 PM
|
|
 Wandering Goddess Group: Members Posts: 1836 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
The Deleterious Tyrant has a salt overload.
Originally posted on 2017-03-20 01:00:00 -------------------- You are already dead.
Starlight Document: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NZl...dit?usp=sharing |
|
| Nomble |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:59 PM
|
|
 Tubalord Group: Members Posts: 126 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
Je vole le mur de JOEbob.
Les janissaires changent l'attaque de la forteresse ottoman en un googolplexien. Saxon, allez-vous attaquer le mauvais dieu homme si j'accepte?
Originally posted on 2017-03-20 01:15:00 |
|
| JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:59 PM
|
|
|
Ancestor Group: Members Posts: 1777 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
6/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
5/40 spawnnz 4/10 wallmaker +3 consumer I walk over to nomble and slap him, then grab a small rock and whack him with it, knocking him to the ground. I then make it Very, Abundantly clear that I'm not going to let him take my wall. If I'm making something, it is mine. and I'm not going to stand idly by as you try to steal it. I then start grabbing random bricks from the ground, and build several anti-ottoman empire totems, giving my Not-even-finished wall a resistance to being stolen by the ottoman empire, and then burying and hiding several anti-ottoman totems set to "poison", so that if the ottoman empire seizes this wall without me removing them myself, all their troops will lose 10% of their max health a round. this is not op, since you can just Not Steal it. Originally posted on 2017-03-20 11:11:00 |
|
| Nomble |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:00 PM
|
|
|
Tubalord Group: Members Posts: 126 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
Je vole le mur de JOEbob encore. Je suis français, ne pas ottoman.
Les Réformes de la France:
Le trône est maintenant héréditaire. Le trône est nous. Originally posted on 2017-03-22 21:27:00 |
|
| JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:00 PM
|
|
|
Ancestor Group: Members Posts: 1777 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
7/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
6/40 spawnnz 5/10 wallmaker +3 consumer I kick nomble and create a 3 meter wide green bubble around him, and leave him in there until he learns not to try to steal from me. if I have any extra time, I modify the previous totems and runes so if Anyone trys to steal my wall, they will be poisoned. this is not op, for the same reasons as before. at this rate, I'll never finish. Originally posted on 2017-03-23 00:43:00 |
|
| Nomble |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:00 PM
|
|
|
Tubalord Group: Members Posts: 126 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
Je convoque Rasputin. Rasputin vole le mur de JOEbob et il me le donne. Checkmate, athées.
Les Réformes de la France:
Originally posted on 2017-03-24 02:52:00 |
|
| JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:00 PM
|
|
|
Ancestor Group: Members Posts: 1777 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
8/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
7/40 spawnnz 6/10 wallmaker +3 piono I inform nombel that 'rasputin' is still someone. anyway, I grab a sword and slap him on the head with it repeatedly then throw rasputin all the way across the map. any extra time is used completing the "if anyone but me has this wall without me deciding, in the real world, to give it to them, they will be poisoned" totems. as well, there is no reason to say "checkmate, atheists", so it makes a hoard of atheists come help me with my magic, while some other members of the hoard hold back rasputin, before leaving. Originally posted on 2017-03-24 10:07:00 |
|
| Nomble |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:00 PM
|
|
|
Tubalord Group: Members Posts: 126 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
Raspoutin ne peut être tué ni empoisonné. Il vole le mur de JOEbob pour la deuxieme fois.
Vous avez de la magie? J'ai un pistolet. Je tire ta magie. Checkmate, athées. Les Réformes de la France:
Originally posted on 2017-03-24 20:59:00 |
|
| JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:00 PM
|
|
|
Ancestor Group: Members Posts: 1777 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
9/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
8/40 spawnnz 7/10 wallmaker +3 piono כך או כך, עדיין, עדיין דפקתי אותו מהשדה. אני מרחף רספוטין עם גנרטור כבידה וזורק אותו לתוך נוזל, ואז לחסום את הירייה שלו עם מגן קינטי ולהודיע לו כי האקדח הוא חסר תועלת נגדי, Translation: Spoiler Alert Originally posted on 2017-03-24 23:23:00 |
|
| Nomble |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:00 PM
|
|
|
Tubalord Group: Members Posts: 126 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
J'ai un pistolet qui peut tuer le passé. Je tire le passé et je vole le mur de JOEbob du passé.
Les Réformes de la France:
Originally posted on 2017-03-25 01:06:00 |
|
| JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:00 PM
|
|
|
Ancestor Group: Members Posts: 1777 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
10/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
9/40 spawnnz 8/10 wallmaker +3 piono hmph. I block the bullet from your past pistol, then hit you with a small pebble from a slingshot, which distracts you just long enough for the meteor to stop the rest of your attempt. I spend any extra time making the wall more resistant to stealing in both temporal directions, past or future. Originally posted on 2017-03-25 12:24:00 |
|
| Battlefury |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:00 PM
|
|
 Archangel Micheal Group: Members Posts: 1300 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: New Winchester Status: N/A |
While JOE and Nomble fight, i manage to steal both of their Souls! And then i offload them to hell! They manage to fade into the hordes of other souls within like, 7 or so seconds.
10/49 The Straveling Cat Originally posted on 2017-03-25 14:05:00 -------------------- he he
|
|
| JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:00 PM
|
|
|
Ancestor Group: Members Posts: 1777 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
11/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
10/40 spawnnz 9/10 wallmaker +3 piono the devil, being a good friend of mine, finds my soul and brings it back to the real world. I use any extra time I may have on the walls impact-resist effect that I was making before. Originally posted on 2017-03-25 14:14:00 |
|
| Battlefury |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:00 PM
|
|
|
Archangel Micheal Group: Members Posts: 1300 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: New Winchester Status: N/A |
The devil accidentally throws a Coruscating Soul into lacre before he even reaches the SOULjoe, causing a massive explosion that destroys at least 38539 souls. The chaos created by this is enough to allow the soul to slip ever deeper into hell.. (Difficulty of regaining your soul has increased...)
I also point out that this is FL hell, which has a ton of devils as opposed to a singular one. JOE's wall sells the buffs it was just given to the Ottoman fortress. 10/49 The Straveling Cat 7+ Consomme Originally posted on 2017-03-25 14:26:00 -------------------- he he
|
|
| ConsumerOfAll |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:00 PM
|
|
 GLORIOUS LEADER Group: Members Posts: 1202 Joined: 11-August 18Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A |
I inform everyone that the XVIII The Moon is the Moonman, a racist and highly dangerous member of the KKK. The Moonman goes "you've already used this for an attack you silly man". I go "I'm a godmodder I can TM too", before the Moonman's KKK friends show up, carrying the corpses of the filter police. They were already dead, Engie and Battlefury killed them. The Moonman is dragged away, before singing a song so shockingly, disturbingly, coldly, vilely, offensive!
[I WROTE IT UP AND THEN DECIDED NOT TO POST IT. FOR NOW.] Everyone stares at XVIII The Moon and the Grand Wizards of the Konkregation of the Killer K. Everyone is offended, assisted by the Ess-Jay-Double-You Horde, to a point where the entire Battlefield vibrates. The shaking is horrific, causing the Battlefield to bounce and rebound and reflect, before waves of offense blast at XVIII The Moon. He desperately tries to claim that he isn't the Moonman, but nobody listens! They tear the Moonman apart, rendering into chunks before blasting those chunks to bits! They then send him over to SRS, who dox him, and tell his parents, Mother Earth and Father Sky what he's been doing! They are angry, and give him to the World's Best and Only DADDY. What follows scars the Moonman for life. The Ess-Jay-Double-You smirk, decide that isn't enough, and burn him, with balefire! My entities dogpile on the Doctor. 20/20 placebomancer's gambit [+3 JOE] 25/30 tharmas is me tharmas is you [+6 JOE] [+7 Is The Number (from Battlefury)] 3/50 cast thyself from heaven +5 JOE Originally posted on 2017-03-25 14:29:00 -------------------- questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento prima o poi, prima o poi |
|
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:
| Pages: (10) « First ... 6 7 8 9 10 |