I cut the RED WIRE.

I also put the button in my pocket. If I need to use it, I will do so. I have my confidence back, This battle still isn't over.

Highstorm 14/30
Everstorm 3/30

+2 to Redstonetam15

Originally posted on 2017-08-04 00:17:00

oh shoot i clicked delete post by accident.
drat.
well it was a short post with charging and a few puns where i attacked CZ, the unholy archangel, if i don't fix it in time please pretend its still there.
/null

Originally posted on 2017-08-05 23:09:00

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1501364389))

15/30 Camp Camper 3/30 Assaulteer +2 to DCCCV C_TZUA attacks miss, as does Orisa. SparkedTheorem uses the power or RAWBLACKS STEWDEEOH to hax the Nuclear Fission Explosive and make its targeting system malfunction.

The nuke starts targeting the Snowgie Guardian!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1501365283))

43% 46/86 4 portalz 4 *miss. Multi 28/30 Who's next 3/30 +1 godmoooooooooooooooder *miss attempts to retroactively have used *miss when it should have charged up two turns ago but nobody noticed, and then use it again now. I think *miss. miss. miss. might be ready now also but unsure. it continues its bodyblocking. I hand the snowgies the conversion nexus. snowgie guardian makes more snowgies. snowgie attack: 24,000. snowgie total: 8,000. I have gained a new goal- more snowgies then monikerbots at their peak. for this, i will need ~100,000 snowgies. that would have ~300,000 attack. if i ever reach this, i expect it to be nuked from orbit. distant orbit, since it could kill anything nearby. anyway, the snowgies conversionnexusiffy up probably between 1,800 and 2,200 snowgies? total attack --> snowgie conversion would be way too strong. the new snowgies make about 600 more. these 600 make 180 more. these 180 make 54 more. these 54 make 16. these 16 make ~5. I eat crazyzilliness. that is all. except it explodes. into gooier gimlets then usual. because i just watched a video about incomperables and questions. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. definitely why, thats.

5,000 damage!

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1501466850))

[PS] I put the Nuclear Fission Explosive into a strong super truck, and move it closer to the AS territory. 9/10 +1 from Simmumodder 3/20 +2 to JOE

You do so. It's now targeting nobody.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1501802243))

I cut the RED WIRE. I also put the button in my pocket. If I need to use it, I will do so. I have my confidence back, This battle still isn't over. Highstorm 14/30 Everstorm 3/30 +2 to Redstonetam15

You cut the red wire. The nuke then buzzes ominously.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1501970968))

oh shoot i clicked delete post by accident. drat. well it was a short post with charging and a few puns where i attacked CZ, the unholy archangel, if i don't fix it in time please pretend its still there. /null

You deal 5,000 damage to CZ_TUA.


Originally posted on 2017-08-13 21:52:00

CZ_TUA and Orisa both attack *Miss. And miss.

The Syndicate Troopers also attack *Miss. And miss. The Assault Cyborg pulls out a lightsaber and chops *Miss up, dealing 10,000 damage and removing 2 autododge. The Medical Cyborg fixes some of the dents on the Assault Cyborg, restoring 10,000 health.

*Miss uses *miss, gaining one more autododge. The Snowgie Guardian makes more snowgies, who use the conversion nexus thingy to make 2,000 more.

The Simumodder gives a +1 to every PS players.

Entity Advantage: [PS]

Weather: Clear (No effect.)
Terrain: Disaster Hoarding (Heals every PS entity for 2,000 health each turn.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 85/100. Golden Sun [A]. Nuclear Heaven [A]
*Miss [PS - Joe]52,000/60,000 HP *miss 5/5 *1iss. Miss. Miss. 9/9 Not so auto 9/15 Autododge: 4 Guarding the Snowgie Guardian!
Snowgie Guardian [PS - Joe]: HP: 47,000/70,000
Snowgies [PS - Joe: HP: 10/10 x10000
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 22/22. Astral Energy: 38%. Energy Stored: 43/66. Solar Adrenaline: 5/5. Disorient 6/6 Conversion nexus [A] Ley Lines 1/3 Remove control rods 1/6

Nuclear Fission Explosive [H]: Detonation: 4/5 Two disarm attempts required! Targeting nobody!
Syndicate Troopers [H]: HP: 20,000/20,000 x3
Syndicate Medical Cyborg: [H]: HP: 32,000/35,000
Syndicate Assault Cyborg: [H]: HP: 32,000/50,000

Healing note
Crazy_Zilliness, The Unholy Archangel [AS] HP: 14,000/75,000 Souls: 11/80
Orisa: [AS]: HP: 50,000/50,000 Damage: 20,000/50,000
SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 12/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 45%. Illumina [A] Durability: 90%
1412 [AS - Player] Hp: 19/20. Present from the Present: 2/4. Actions: 1/5.
DCCCV [AS- Player] Hp: 20/20

---

The Local Town: The Royal Library
construction crew
Head librarian
JOEbob

Stronghold Monster Corridor
Zombies x2: Hp: 5
Variant.

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[/spoiler]

1412
Battlefury
Irecreeper

Originally posted on 2017-08-13 21:53:00

Multi 30/30 using i guess?
DEVICE F OPEN BETA 90,000/90,000 HP 0 atk 1/3 MODULE
a MODULE has limited HP- if killed, device F loses access to its abilities. every MODULE can be used at once. MODULE's must be added using MODULE, and are somewhat stronger then their associated source thing. if DEVICE F dies, all MODULES die too.
Passive: Safety Switch- if the AG is winning, JOE-controlled. if PG is winning, Neutral and focussed on self-preservation. when in doubt, control alternates.
Starting MODULE- MODULE L 30,000 hp 1/20 labyrinth points
active: wallbuild- summons a 10,000 HP +1,000 per L.point wall.

Who's next 7/30 +2 mirror +1 godmodder
new: MODULE E 1/ ?
+2 mirrororororor

*Miss says its *miss charge just disappeared, asks for it back, and uses *1iss. Miss. Miss. then Not so Auto. it uses the "block max damage" formula for autododges (blocks the strongest attacks on *Miss) and bodyguards S. guardian.
Snowgie guardian snowgie create thing does.
the snowgies grab the converstion nexus from my health bar, and use the should-be-charged (I Think) Ley lines to make 4,000 * [ley line multiplier] snowgies, and then take 5 damage each lowering them all to 1/2 HP.
MODULE L uses wall build for itself.

I walk over to the snowgies and start healing them by packing the snow that randomly splattered off via ley lines back on.

Originally posted on 2017-08-13 22:56:00

[PS] I move the Nuclear Fission Explosive back, closer to Crazy_Zilliness.
10/10 A metric ton of sharp needles fall from the sky, striking Orisa.
6/20 +1 from JOE/Simmumoder
1/5
+2 to JOE

Originally posted on 2017-08-14 22:04:00

Highstorm 17/30 (+2 from Redstonetam)
Everstorm 4/30

I take a deep breath, and prepare to fight again. Back to the basics.

Closing my eyes, I human torch-ify, and fly towards the Snowgie guardian, burning a hole through it.

I ask Redstone if I can use one of his swords.

I also ask the simulation if it is possible to take 1412's upgrades, since they seem to be inactive.

+2 to Redstonetam15

Originally posted on 2017-08-16 00:47:00

Who's next 10/30 +2 mirror
new: MODULE *S 2/?
+2 mirrormen
I walk over to *Miss and tell it that actually the assault cyborg should have not hurt unless its attack is a 3-hit combo of total 30,000 ATK, which, though not undoing the attack since GM is law, does heal it via descendancy powers of healing.

Originally posted on 2017-08-16 02:17:00

18/30 Camp Camper (+2 from DCCCV)
4/30 Assaulteer

+2 to DCCCV

C_TZUA uses a non enchanted Fallen Angel Crush on the Snowgie Guardian.
Orisa guns down the Snowgies.

A dude named Redstone stares at DCCCV before saying "no" and flying off.

SparkedTheorem, however, gives DCCCV Illumina. If possible, he then takes Firebrand and attacks the Snowgies.


Originally posted on 2017-08-16 18:26:00

I chop up *Miss with Illumina.

Highstorm 20/30 (+2 from Redstonetam)
Everstorm 5/30

+2 to Redstonetam15

Also, I just updated my first post this round to give you a +2.

Originally posted on 2017-08-21 21:54:00

[PS] If the Nuclear Fission Bomb is back in AS range, I leave it alone.
7/20 +1 from JOE/Simmumoder
2/5
+2 to JOE

Originally posted on 2017-08-22 22:48:00

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1502661373))

Multi 30/30 using i guess? DEVICE F OPEN BETA 90,000/90,000 HP 0 atk 1/3 MODULE a MODULE has limited HP- if killed, device F loses access to its abilities. every MODULE can be used at once. MODULE's must be added using MODULE, and are somewhat stronger then their associated source thing. if DEVICE F dies, all MODULES die too. Passive: Safety Switch- if the AG is winning, JOE-controlled. if PG is winning, Neutral and focussed on self-preservation. when in doubt, control alternates. Starting MODULE- MODULE L 30,000 hp 1/20 labyrinth points active: wallbuild- summons a 10,000 HP +1,000 per L.point wall. Who's next 7/30 +2 mirror +1 godmodder new: MODULE E 1/ ? +2 mirrororororor *Miss says its *miss charge just disappeared, asks for it back, and uses *1iss. Miss. Miss. then Not so Auto. it uses the "block max damage" formula for autododges (blocks the strongest attacks on *Miss) and bodyguards S. guardian. Snowgie guardian snowgie create thing does. the snowgies grab the converstion nexus from my health bar, and use the should-be-charged (I Think) Ley lines to make 4,000 * [ley line multiplier] snowgies, and then take 5 damage each lowering them all to  1/2 HP. MODULE L uses wall build for itself. I walk over to the snowgies and start healing them by packing the snow that randomly splattered off via ley lines back on.

You heal the Snowgies.

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1502744692))

[PS] I move the Nuclear Fission Explosive back, closer to Crazy_Zilliness. 10/10 A metric ton of sharp needles fall from the sky, striking Orisa. 6/20 +1 from JOE/Simmumoder 1/5 +2 to JOE

You move the bomb back into AS territory, close to Crazy_Zilliness.
15,000 damage

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1502840850))

Highstorm 17/30 (+2 from Redstonetam) Everstorm 4/30 I take a deep breath, and prepare to fight again. Back to the basics. Closing my eyes, I human torch-ify, and fly towards the Snowgie guardian, burning a hole through it. I ask Redstone if I can use one of his swords. I also ask the simulation if it is possible to take 1412's upgrades, since they seem to be inactive. +2 to Redstonetam15

You miss!
The simulation says "uh youll have to ask them"

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1502846279))

Who's next 10/30 +2 mirror new: MODULE *S 2/? +2 mirrormen I walk over to *Miss and tell it that actually the assault cyborg should have not hurt unless its attack is a 3-hit combo of total 30,000 ATK, which, though not undoing the attack since GM is law, does heal it via descendancy powers of healing.

+5,000 health, I guess.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1502904402))

18/30 Camp Camper (+2 from DCCCV) 4/30 Assaulteer +2 to DCCCV C_TZUA uses a non enchanted Fallen Angel Crush on the Snowgie Guardian. Orisa guns down the Snowgies. A dude named Redstone stares at DCCCV before saying "no" and flying off. SparkedTheorem, however, gives DCCCV Illumina. If possible, he then takes Firebrand and attacks the Snowgies.

You miss!

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1503348890))

I chop up *Miss with Illumina. Highstorm 20/30 (+2 from Redstonetam) Everstorm 5/30 +2 to Redstonetam15 Also, I just updated my first post this round to give you a +2.

aaaand, you miss.

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1503438529))

[PS] If the Nuclear Fission Bomb is back in AS range, I leave it alone. 7/20 +1 from JOE/Simmumoder 2/5 +2 to JOE

You leave it alone.


Originally posted on 2017-08-23 23:26:00

C_ZTUA uses Fallen Angel Crush on the Snowgie Guardian, and since the Snowgie Guardian is being guarded by *Miss, she misses. Orisa attacks the Snowgies, but since the Snowgies are being guarded by the snowgie guardian, and the snowgie guardian is being guarded by *Miss, *Miss takes the hit. 10,000 damage.

The Nuclear Fission Explosive beeps "ALERT: DETONATION IMMINENT. PLEASE CLEAR THE AREA." The Syndicate Troopers warp out, leaving the Cyborgs to deal with the rest. The Medical Cyborg pulls out a chainsaw, and saws *Miss's arm off. 5,000 damage. The Assault Cyborg pulls out a machine gun, and spins around while firing. 2,500 damage to everyone.

*Miss opts to use only Not So Auto because allowing it to use two specials in a turn would be kinda op. The Snowgies use the Conversion Nexus to make 12,000 snowgies, and take lotsa damage. The Snowgie Guardian makes more Snowgies.

Module L makes a wall around itself.

The Simumodder pokes the bomb slightly. This somehow gives every PS player a +1.

Current Weather: Clear: No effect.
Current Terrain: Disaster hoarding: +2,000 health to every PS entity every turn.

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 85/100. Golden Sun [A]. Nuclear Heaven [A]
*Miss [PS - Joe]39,500/60,000 HP *miss: 2/2 *1iss. Miss. Miss.: 5/5 Not so auto: 1/9 Autododge: 4 Guarding the Snowgie Guardian!
Snowgie Guardian [PS - Joe]: HP: 47,000/70,000
Snowgies [PS - Joe: HP: 5/10 x22000
Snowgies PS - Joe]: HP: 10/10 x1000

JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 22/22. Astral Energy: 38%. Energy Stored: 43/66. Solar Adrenaline: 5/5. Disorient 6/6 Conversion nexus [A] Ley Lines 1/3 Remove control rods 3/6

Nuclear Fission Explosive [H]: Detonation: 5/5 Two disarm attempts required! Targeting C_ZTUA!
Syndicate Medical Cyborg: [H]: HP: 32,000/35,000
Syndicate Assault Cyborg: [H]: HP: 32,000/50,000
DEVICE F OPEN BETA [N] 90,000/90,000 HP 0 atk MODULE: 1/3
MODULE L 30,000/30,000 hp 1/20 labyrinth points
Wall [N]: HP: 11,000/11,000 Shielding Module L.

Healing note
Crazy_Zilliness, The Unholy Archangel [AS] HP: 11,500/75,000 Souls: 6/80
Orisa: [AS]: HP: 35,000/50,000 Damage: 32,500/50,000
SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 12/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 45%. Illumina [A] Durability: 90%
1412 [AS - Player] Hp: 19/20. Present from the Present: 2/4. Actions: 1/5.
DCCCV [AS- Player] Hp: 20/20

---

The Local Town: The Royal Library
construction crew
Head librarian
JOEbob

Stronghold Monster Corridor
Zombies x2: Hp: 5
Variant.

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[/spoiler]

1412
Battlefury
Irecreeper

Originally posted on 2017-08-23 23:27:00

Who's next 14/30 +1 simu +2 mirror
MODULE S 3/?
+2 mirrormen
DEVICE F OPEN BETA probably walls itself, given that thats its most self-preservationary action.
*Miss uses *1iss. Miss. Miss. and gains 2 more autododges. it continues to bodyguard the snowgie guardian, an undeterred bulwark of dodging.
snowgie guardian makes more snowgies.
I politely ask for the conversion nexus to be actually put on the snowgies, since I'm not supposed to be holding it. the snowgies proceed to act:
they have 66,000 attack by now, and use 20,500 on healing *Miss back to full. the remaining 45,500 attack is used with 23,000 on healing the guardian, and 22,500 on healing all the snowgies back up by ~1 each. thats pretty much how much ATK is left, almost exactly.

as for My action, I-
wait.
wat.
there are 73.3333 charges worth of snowgies if they had Normal HP/attack ration.
and their hp/attack ratio has 2x as much as a normal entity. their almost stronger then the tree of winter.
...wow.
anyway, I shoot orisa with a gun, using solar adrenaline to Punch the gun at them with enough force to count as "shooting". what, you thought I was going to shoot them with a bullet? nah, too normal. i did say with a gun. its pretty obvious when you think of it, really.
special used: solar adrenaline.

Originally posted on 2017-08-24 02:11:00

[PS] I shove Orisa into a giant box.
9/20 +1 from JOE
5/5 +1 from JOE +1 from Simumodder Inside the box, Orisa finds a sphere. Orisa stares at the sphere. The sphere stares at Orisa. Orisa and the sphere are staring at one another. Orisa's name has an o, which is circular, and spheres are 3d circles. Orisa and the sphere are now one. The box then collapses from this event, removing Orisa/sphere from this realm.
+2 to JOE

Originally posted on 2017-08-26 00:16:00

Bunpnul

Originally posted on 2017-09-06 21:01:00

I defuse the bomb.

Highstorm 21/30
Everstorm 6/20

+2 to Redstonetam15

Originally posted on 2017-09-06 23:44:00

I join as AS!
CHARGES
1/30. The leader of The Order
1/30. The Decadent Dandy
I put *Miss through the worst training program ever. It's so bad i cant describe it.


Originally posted on 2017-09-25 06:16:00

Who's next 15/30
MODULE S 4/?
+2 mirrormen
I assume you mean AS?
regardless, I slap orrisa, with a giant inflated glove.

Originally posted on 2017-09-26 12:09:00

2/30. The leader of The Order
2/30. The Decadent Dandy
The hype train for the season 3 finale of Rick and Morty runs over *Miss


Originally posted on 2017-09-28 01:29:00