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Jondanger23 |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:20 PM
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skelednop
Entities ordered. 25,000 damage to the Margrave.
You miss.
5,000 damage. White King summoned.
You attempt to disarm the bomb. 2 attempts left. +20,000 health.
5,000 damage to the wall.
You inflict acceleration on the Margrave.
Blood blade broken! 5,000 damage to everything except the leaves, because they dodged.
5,000 damage.
Bomb disarmed! Originally posted on 2017-07-04 18:56:00 -------------------- [small]small[/small] [big]big[/big]
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Jondanger23 |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:20 PM
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Crazy_Zilliness generically attacks the Ethics Professor, killing him and gaining 12 souls. A Syndicate Trooper yells something about backup into his radio, while the other two toss grenades at the Tree, dealing 5,000 damage each.
The Math Professor subtracts the Burning from the Tree of Winter. The Science Professor continues hiding. The English Professor subtracts the second l from the Wall, turning it into Wal-Mart. He then buys a gun from Wal-Mart and shoots a Syndicate Trooper to death with it. The Law Professor pulls out a book of law, and slaps a Syndicate Trooper with it, dealing 10,000 damage. The Tree then uses Really Fudging Cold Wind, inflicting Advanced Frostbite on the two Syndie Troopers and SparkedTheorem. The Snowgie Guardian summons more Snowgies, who attack the Margrave. 12,000 damage. The leaves attack Crazy_Zilliness. 20,000 damage. *Miss uses *Miss, and then heals the tree for 5,000 damage. The White King uses Cold Seals Our Wounds on the tree, healing it by 20,000 health. Things then proceed to happen. The Simumodder tosses a +2 at each PS player. Entity Advantage: [PS] Weather: Frostbite Elongator (+1 duration to Frostbite) Terrain: Disaster Relief (heals 2000 health to every entity each round.) Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 87/100. Golden Sun [A]. Nuclear Heaven [A] Math Professor [PS] Hp: 62,000/75,000. NUMBERS. NUMBERS. 2/6 Science Professor [PS] Hp: 52,000/75,000. Lab Safety Lesson: 3/5 Obsidian Bunker [PS] HP: 15,000/20,000 Shielding the Science Professor! English Professor [PS] Hp: 19,000/75,000. Wirtig Porject: 2/6 Law Professor [PS] Hp: 35,000/75,000 Advanced Legal Magic: 2/4 Student Aide x3 [PS] Hp: 15,000/20,000 Student Aide [PS] Hp: 11,500/20,000 Tree of winter [PS - Joe][Boss [Trunk: 132,000/170,000 HP 6/11 snowstorm 6/15 W.King Polarity: 1] [Ice Fruit: 5,000/10,000 x6 Airborn 2/2 germinate] [Leaves: 10,001/15,001 x4 75% dodge Airborn Lush leaves: 2/4] [Ornament: 1,001 HP, 9 AC. Airborn 6/10 blizzard] Snowpile: 14/20 *Miss [PS - Joe]58,000/60,000 HP 1/2 *miss 1/5 *1iss. Miss. Miss. 5/9 Not so auto 5/15 Autododge: 2 Wall [PS - A Mirrored Clock]: HP: 27,000/40,000 Shielding the Ornament! Snowgie Guardian [PS - Joe]: HP: 65,000/70,000 Snowgies: [PS - Joe]: HP: 10/10 x2990 White King: [PS - A Mirrored Clock]: HP: 1/1 Permafrost: 1/5 JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 22/22. Astral Energy: 38%. Energy Stored: 43/66. Solar Adrenaline: 2/5. Disorient 6/6 Healing note Crazy_Zilliness, The Unholy Archangel [AS] HP: 42,000/75,000 Souls: 12/80 Advanced Frostbite: 1/3 Syndicate Trooper [AS?]: HP: 7,000/20,000 Advanced Frostbite: 1/3 Nuclear Fission Explosive [AS?]: Detonation: / Disarmed! The Margrave [AS]: HP: 35,000/100,000 Hellburst: 2/4 The Past is Behind Us: 2/5 Unethical: 1/4 Advanced Frostbite: 1/3 SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 17/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 45%. Illumina [A] Durability: 90% Advanced Frostbite: 1/2 1412 [AS - Player] Hp: 19/20. Present from the Present: 1/4. Actions: 1/5. DCCCV [AS- Player] Hp: 20/20 Blood blade [A] Durability: 31% The Local Town: The Royal Library construction crew Head librarian JOEbob Stronghold Monster Corridor Zombies x2: Hp: 5 Variant. Spoils [/spoiler] AS: DCCCV Redstonetam15 1412 Battlefury Irecreeper Originally posted on 2017-07-04 18:56:00 -------------------- [small]small[/small] [big]big[/big]
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DCCCV |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:20 PM
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Using telekinesis, I shape the interior of the Obsidian Bunker into spikes, turning it into an iron maiden deathtrap, skewering the Science Professor inside. Or at the very least, trap him inside the bunker, taking him out of the battle. He'll have to sciencebreak his way out, if he wants to continue to fight on the battlefield.
I also deck the Ethics professor across the face, finishing him off, if he isn't dead already. Even Newer Charge 4/20 Nouveau Charge: 1/5 +2 to 1412. Originally posted on 2017-07-04 19:28:00 -------------------- |
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JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:20 PM
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42/78 4 portals protect the snowgie guardian. Multi 21/30 blurblu 15/15 +2simu +2 Mirror [assumed] USGIN! If the GM accepts/will accept emeralds complaint about the 25-charge, I toss this at emerald as part of the payment, the rest of which will come soon. otherwise, I make another 5 or so ice fruit with the charge. nEW; conversion nexus 1/15ish +2 mrmirrorman Tree Snowpile: 13/20 *Miss: use *Miss. Miss. Miss., then heal the snowgie guardian. Leaves: attack maragrave until kill [if its HP is 20k or below] or until 30K [if its above that]. extra leaves attack crazyzillyness. snowgie guardian makes more snowgies as per usual. snowgies attack any 16K or lower HP AG entity, if there are none they attack crazyzillyness. Ice fruit germinate. Tree of winter: Use Ice DARGON on maragrave if its still alive, otherwise it uses really fudging cold wind again, this time on obsidion bunker, science professor, wall, and the math professor. the damage is minuscule and it needs the snowpile soon... well, it needs it eventually. I walk towards the maragrave and, still using the dragons blood's damage boost, unleash a torrent of flames at them, burning away at what little of their armor remains. I waaaas going to nuek dem with an animation, but their almost definitely dead this turn anyway so nah. they just get a short firestream. Originally posted on 2017-07-04 19:41:00 |
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Emerald_Mann |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:20 PM
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I look at Miss, and more specifically, how she was summoned. With a 25. A very specific 25. The 25 that was JOE's payment for the Blood Chalice. As JOE, instead of paying me with the 25, summoned an entity, the deal is therefore off, and I receive my Artifact back
Lots of Knives: 4/15 Even More Knives!: 4/30 +2 DCCCV Originally posted on 2017-07-06 00:24:00 |
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JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:20 PM
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um...
I tried to give it to you twice. i also messaged you to make sure you'd post. you still didn't post. What was I Supposed to do? hold the charge in that slot until 2-3 [iforgethowmany]rounds[without knowing it was that few] later when you posted again? I asked you to take the charge and hand mirror the chalice and you said to just take it. ( ![]() /NULL Originally posted on 2017-07-06 01:16:00 |
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DCCCV |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:20 PM
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I send the English Professor some Communist Propaganda. As he reads it, the spirit of Motherland flows through him.
He becomes... My god... HE HAS BECOME... SOCIALISM PROFESSOR! Socialism Professor have great Russian bear-strength, but also thick heavy accent. He moves to sieze the means of (Snowgie) production. Picking up the Snowgie Guardian, it begins to pump out Snowgies at an even more absurd rate. However, this starts to harm the Snowgie Guardian, who explodes, taking out the Socialism Professor and the new snowgies produced, as well as the Snowgie Guardian itself. If this is offensive, I'll change it. Even Newer Charge 5/20 Nouveau Charge: 4/5 (+2 from Emerald_Mann) +2 to Emerald_Mann Originally posted on 2017-07-06 22:27:00 -------------------- |
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Sparked |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:20 PM
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18/20 Halt! (+2 from 1412)
9/30 Camp Camper +2 to 1412 C_ZTUA looks down at the Snowgie Guardian, angry. She raises up her sword... And remembers that she doesn't have enough souls for Decapitate. She summons a pig and slices it to pieces in rage. She then casually walks up to the English Professor and uses Fallen Angel Crush on him. SparkedTheorem attempts to kill the Snowgie Guardian with fire. Originally posted on 2017-07-06 22:32:00 -------------------- You are already dead.
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JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:20 PM
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2/80 Multi 22/30 conversion nexus 6/15ish +2 +2 mrmirrorman [hopefully/predicted] +2 mrmirrorman Tree Snowpile: 13/20 I slap the maragrave with the power of green tomatos, then run off, ranting about how some guy declared himself as me andkaijulord simultaneously Originally posted on 2017-07-07 13:52:00 |
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A Mirrored Clock |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:20 PM
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[PS] I remove the Margrave from it's current position, with various explosives.. 10/10 + 2 from JOE. +2 from SIM [IN USE] I summon a storm of icicles and stab the Margrave with all of them. 2/10 +2 to JOE You forgot some things, though that might be because I didn't space all the pieces apart. The White King [1/1]HP Passives:Your body is my shield: An entity is selected to take any and all damage in place of White King. CURRENT SHIELD: Tree of Winter/Trunk 1/5 permafrost: set the terrain to permafrost, applying semi frostbite for one turn to any entity this entity's owner wants to inflict semi frostbite on. Semi frostbite only does half as much as normal frostbite [IE: +2,500 heals instead, +.5 snow pile instead.]. Is overwritten by normal frostbite Actives:Cold seals our wounds: Heal the target entity for 5,000 per entity with frostbite or advanced frostbite at the moment. Snow is all around: Count number of rounds of frostbite on all entities [Explanation: If entity A has 7 rounds of frostbite left, count them 7 times], then multiply that number by [2,000], and spread that much healing over as many entities as possible, prioritizing lowest health entities unless specified. Charge For the entity.2/2 Originally posted on 2017-07-07 15:33:00 -------------------- Let's see if this work's, why don't we?
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Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:20 PM
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Sorry think I might leave this game, for real this time. Real Life is intruding. Margrave goes to Redstone. Originally posted on 2017-07-08 07:05:00 |
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Jondanger23 |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:21 PM
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10,000 damage! The science professor then proceeds to science his way out of the bunker, which then explodes. Somehow.
15,000 damage. Entities ordered. Also, some ice fruit appear
Uh... I mean, Joe attempted to give it to you, but I dunno. I guess you get it back?
15,000 damage to the Socialism Professor and Snowgie Guardian!
20,000 damage!
5,000 damage.
Margrave killed! Originally posted on 2017-07-09 21:14:00 -------------------- [small]small[/small] [big]big[/big]
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Jondanger23 |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:21 PM
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ALERT: SUPERWEAPON "THE EQUALIZER" DETECTED ON LONG-RANGE SCANNERS. RECOMMENDE-
*explosion* When the dust clears, all of the Professor and Student Aides are dead, and the rest of the PS side is heavily damaged. The Simumodder flinches, and takes 2 damage. Meanwhile, on the AS side, several portals open, summoning four more Syndicate Troopers, as well as a Syndicate Medical Cyborg and a Syndicate Assault Cyborg. Crazy_Zilliness attempts to use Fallen Angel Crush on the English Professor, but realizes the said professor is dead! She then uses it on the Trunk, dealing 15,000 damage and gaining two souls. The wounded Syndicate Trooper walks up to the Snowgies, and then explodes, killing him and the Snowgies. The remaining troopers fire at the leaves, killing one. The Medical Cyborg places a heater next to Crazy_Zilliness, curing her frostbite. The Assault Cyborg fiddles with the nuclear explosive, re-arming it. *Miss uses *Miss, *Miss, *Miss, gaining two autododges, then heals the Snowgie Guardian for 10,000 health. The leaves attack Crazy_Zilliness, dealing 15,000 damage. The Snowgie Guardian summons more Snowgies, who attack Crazy_Zilliness for 5,000 damage. The ice fruit use Germinate, healing the tree by 15,000 health. The tree uses Ice Dargon (which i'm pretty sure is supposed to be spelled dragon), on the Syndicate Assault Cyborg, dealing 30,000 damage and inflicting Hacked on it and also making it unable to attack the tree for a turn. The White King can't really do anything because nothing has frostbite, so he instead generically heals the tree for 5,000 health. Three thousand snowgies suddenly appear because I can't be bothered to fix the damage done to the ones who were previously here. also i'm too lazy to fix the white kings' action so he gets a boost to all his charges Simumodder +2s the PS players. Entity Advantage: [PS] Weather: Frostbite Elongator (+1 duration to Frostbite) Terrain: Disaster Relief (heals 2000 health to every entity each round.) Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 85/100. Golden Sun [A]. Nuclear Heaven [A] Tree of winter [PS - Joe][Boss [Trunk: 105,000/170,000 HP 7/11 snowstorm 7/15 W.King Polarity: 1] [Ice Fruit: 2,500/10,000 x6 Airborn 1/2 germinate] [Leaves: 2,001/15,001 x3 Lush Leaves: 2/2 Dodge: 75%] [Ornament: 1,001 HP, 9 AC. Airborn 7/10 blizzard] Snowpile: 13/20 *Miss [PS - Joe]58,000/60,000 HP 1/2 *miss 1/5 *1iss. Miss. Miss. 5/9 Not so auto 5/15 Autododge: 4 Wall [PS - A Mirrored Clock]: HP: 7,000/40,000 Shielding the Ornament! Snowgie Guardian [PS - Joe]: HP: 25,000/70,000 Snowgies [PS - Joe: HP: 10/10 x4000 White King: [PS - A Mirrored Clock]: HP: 1/1 Snow's All Around: 2/2 Permafrost: 3/5 JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 22/22. Astral Energy: 38%. Energy Stored: 43/66. Solar Adrenaline: 3/5. Disorient 6/6 Healing note Crazy_Zilliness, The Unholy Archangel [AS] HP: 27,000/75,000 Souls: 9/80 Frostbite: 1/3 Nuclear Fission Explosive [AS?]: Detonation: 1/5 Three disarm attempts required! Targeting the Tree of Winter! Syndicate Troopers [AS?]: HP: 20,000/20,000 x4 Syndicate Medical Cyborg: [AS?]: HP: 35,000/35,000 Syndicate Assault Cyborg: [AS?]: HP: 20,000/50,000 Hacked: 1/1 Unable to attack the tree for a turn! SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 12/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 45%. Illumina [A] Durability: 90% Advanced Frostbite: 1/2 1412 [AS - Player] Hp: 19/20. Present from the Present: 1/4. Actions: 1/5. DCCCV [AS- Player] Hp: 20/20 Blood blade [A] Durability: 31% The Local Town: The Royal Library construction crew Head librarian JOEbob Stronghold Monster Corridor Zombies x2: Hp: 5 Variant. [/b] Spoils [/spoiler] Originally posted on 2017-07-09 21:14:00 -------------------- [small]small[/small] [big]big[/big]
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JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:21 PM
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42/80 4 portals, protect snowgie guardian. that is, 2000 HP of wall protect the guardian. Multi 23/30 conversion nexus 11/15ish +2 simu +2 mirror +2 mrmirrorman Tree Snowpile: 15/20 Welllthen, whewlad, etc *Miss should have charged *miss up again, so it uses it. it then decides that healing isn't strong enough, and instead bodyblocks the snowgie guardian and takes no damage because Autododges Son! 1 leaf uses lush leaves. 4 leaves(new+old) attack the assault cyborg, finishing it off. 1 leaf attacks CZ, unholy archangel. snowgie guardian make snowgies. 4400 snowgies attack CZ (22000 damage) and the remaining 600 (3k damage) atk the med cyborg. Tree! use really fudging cold wind with the following priority: syndicate troopers, medical cyborg, attack cyborg, sparked theorem, 1412, DCCCV, *miss. that is, do it on the first 4 still-living members of that list. If any targets of any attacks mentioned hear Die, target the troopers, else a random AS player. now for my action. I walk over to the nuke and start pushing it towards the AS side, altering the target of its damage to be closer to "AS side" Originally posted on 2017-07-09 21:20:00 |
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DCCCV |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:21 PM
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I mourn the Margrave. He was gone too soon.
That was a 60 post charge. A 60 POST CHARGE! I'm very impressed. /Null. Originally posted on 2017-07-09 22:02:00 -------------------- |
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JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:21 PM
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to be fair he only had the HP of a 33 or so post charge... i think most of his power went into powercopy, which would be ridiculously strong if used during an AG advantage.
/NULL Originally posted on 2017-07-09 22:06:00 |
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A Mirrored Clock |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:21 PM
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[PS] I attack any AS entity or player. . . with a styrofoam stick. The White King uses 'Snow is all around' on his allies.
7/10 +2 from JOE +2 from SIM 1/10 +2 to JOE The White King [1/1]HP Passives:Your body is my shield: An entity is selected to take any and all damage in place of White King. CURRENT SHIELD: Tree of Winter/Trunk 3/5 permafrost: set the terrain to permafrost, applying semi frostbite for one turn to any entity this entity's owner wants to inflict semi frostbite on. Semi frostbite only does half as much as normal frostbite [IE: +2,500 heals instead, +.5 snow pile instead.]. Is overwritten by normal frostbite Actives:Cold seals our wounds: Heal the target entity for 5,000 per entity with frostbite or advanced frostbite at the moment. Snow is all around: Count number of rounds of frostbite on all entities [Explanation: If entity A has 7 rounds of frostbite left, count them 7 times], then multiply that number by [2,000], and spread that much healing over as many entities as possible, prioritizing lowest health entities unless specified. Charge For the entity.2/2 Originally posted on 2017-07-09 22:50:00 -------------------- Let's see if this work's, why don't we?
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Sparked |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:21 PM
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19/20 Halt!
10/30 Camp Camper +2 to DCCCV C_ZTUA slaps the Snowgie Guardian. SparkedTheorem places a bomb on the Wall which explodes. Originally posted on 2017-07-10 23:08:00 -------------------- You are already dead.
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DCCCV |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:21 PM
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Nouveau Charge: 5/5 EXPENDED!
I bring a chainsaw over to the tree. ZZZZZT! I have sliced it a few times. Even Newer Charge 7/20 (+2 from Redstonetam15) +2 to Emerald_Mann Originally posted on 2017-07-11 00:22:00 -------------------- |
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JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:21 PM
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2/82 Multi 25/30 +1 mirroman conversion nexus 13/15ish +1 miro +2 mrmirrorman Tree Snowpile: 14/20 I grab a magical wood cutlass from tinkers construct and apply 9 knockback modifiers, then poke the nuke lightly with it. it goes flying towards the AG side and skids to a stop. Originally posted on 2017-07-12 01:54:00 |
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