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Jondanger23
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:20 PM
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QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1498941149))
[big]shouldbe: 38%
sb: 43/76
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4 portals for tree.
Multi 20/30 +2DCCCV [thank http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/1.png]
blurblu 7/whobleepingknows.+2 simu +2 mirror
+2 mrmirrorman
Tree Snowpile: 9 /20
Entity orders:
*Miss uses *miss (which should be recharged) then heals the tree of winter.
leaves target crazyzillyness [given one leaf was doing 5000 damage, it should do 20,000?]
Tree.... hm, so many choices...
Tree uses really fudging cold wind again! apply Adv. frostbite to sindicate trouper 1, 2, and 3 separately [so it'll deal damage to each separately, be like 2T of adv.FB instead of 4, give snowpile separately.] and to... sparkedtheorem.
Snowgie guardian makes more snowgies
3000 snowgies * 4ATK per snowgie = 12,000 damage. snowgies attack the maragrave.
first, i use the bottle of dragons blood.
then I recieve a request from DCCCV to show them what i've got.
they proooobably don't mean "kill my side harder", but thats the explanation that fits the words best so ye.

so i do that.
several orbs of cyan light manifest, as is common for the beginning of an attack before i decide what to make it be. the orbs proceed to disperse as i decide I don't need them for this.
I walk towards the maragrave and my hands begin to shimmer, wisps of celestial light swirling within them, and my grin begins to unnerve the maragrave. they raise their demon hand and send several bolts of hellfire at me, but I raise my left hand and the shimmering light blocks the flame, absorbing it. I condense the light in my right hand, then SS DGli[RED out of the way of mana burst, before  moving my hands together in front of me, closing them as if to clasp a rod, and pulling my left hand down, forming the malstorm of celestial light into a handle. I move my right hand down a millimetre, before beginning to turn the rod. the energy not blocked by my hand [all one millimetre of it] stays in place, hanging in the air, and I begin to move my right hand down the rod, letting more and more of the energy elongate, creating a rudimentary scythe...

another bolt of fire flys at me and I spin the scythe, leaving a momentary trail of celestial energy, which blocks the bolt, mostly. it still sends me tumbling back, but I quickly regain my balance and leap forwards, then land and jump sideways, avoiding a burst of energy and morph the scythe in preparation, before rocketing from the ground via a magical propulsion glyph, and over a fire wave, before launching the celestial energy at the back of the scythe back, to propel it. I fly at the maragrave and swing downwards at them, with a powerful slash ripping apart their torso armor, before stabbing the scythe into the maragraves wound/armor hole and shifting the scythe, causing its blade to become a ton of spikes. i then leave.

Entities ordered.
25,000 damage to the Margrave.


QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1498962707))
I'm about to stab Joe in the chest with my miraculously intact Blood Blade in retaliation for such a damaging attack, before I realize: that was some really good information on how to use descendant powers. So instead I give him a +2 and tell him to show me what he's got, while I offhandedly stab Miss instead.

Even Newer Charge 3/20
New Charge 12/15

At the end of the day, this is all just a simulation.

You miss.

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1499009511))
[PS] I pepper spray the Margrave.
30/30 I a little thing called a pawn.[Stats below] +2 From SIM +1 from JOE
2/10 + 1 from JOE.
+2 to JOE
The White King [1/1]HP
Passives:Your body is my shield: An entity is selected to take any and all damage in place of White King. CURRENT SHIELD: Tree of Winter/Trunk
1/5 permafrost: set the terrain to permafrost, applying semi frostbite for one turn to any entity this entity's owner wants to inflict semi frostbite on. Semi frostbite only does half as much as normal frostbite [IE: +2,500 heals instead, +.5 snow pile instead.]. Is overwritten by normal frostbite
Actives:Cold seals our wounds: Heal the target entity for 5,000 per entity with frostbite or advanced frostbite at the moment.
Snow is all around: Count number of rounds of frostbite on all entities [Explanation: If entity A has 7 rounds of frostbite left, count them 7 times], then multiply that number by [2,000], and spread that much healing over as many entities as possible, prioritizing lowest health entities unless specified. Charge 1/2
The white king is to heal the entities with the lowest health first.

5,000 damage.
White King summoned.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1499021348))
I jump towards the margrave and begin searching him for Nuclear Fission. If I find it I try to disarm it.
(also the Margrave gained nothing from the History Professor's death... and come to think of it I feel like Present from the Present should have ticked up by now)

somethingorother-> Potion: 16/16 (+4 from redstone.)
I pull out an Ultra Potion and spray the margrave with it. he regains health!
AlsoSomething: 2/30

You attempt to disarm the bomb. 2 attempts left.
+20,000 health.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1499026803))
I summon several hundred cats which begin batting at the Tree of Winter's Ornaments, knocking them off and shattering them


Lots of Knives: 3/15
Even More Knives!: 3/30

+2 DCCCV

5,000 damage to the wall.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1499035847))
shouldbe: 39% now
sb: 3/78 now

Multi 20/30
blurblu 10/whobleepingknows. +2mrmirrormanassumed
+2 mrmirrorman
Tree Snowpile: 8/20
I put maragrave in a timewarping device, granting it acceleration because dif time flow rates.
I also point out that the ornament has 9AC.
...and a 32,000 HP wall.
I then slap the maragrave to take advantage of the damage boost. a split action'll probably still inflict 1 stack of accel, right?

You inflict acceleration on the Margrave.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1499046091))
Charge Expended!: New Charge 15/15 (+2 from Emerald)

I break the Blood Blade over my knee, for real this time. The blood stored inside eagerly surges outwards, painting everything red. Hot, red blood reduces everything snow-related into a crimson slush, on account of both the violent tendencies of Marron, who's blood originally made the blade, and the highly acidic nature of a dragon's blood.

This time, for realsies, the Blood Blade has been broken.

Press X to pay respects, and all that jazz.

Even Newer Charge 3/20
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Blood blade broken! 5,000 damage to everything except the leaves, because they dodged.

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1499087306))
[PS] I meme the Margrave.
5/10 + 2 from JOE.
1/10
+2 to JOE
The White King [1/1]HP
Passives:Your body is my shield: An entity is selected to take any and all damage in place of White King. CURRENT SHIELD: Tree of Winter/Trunk
1/5 permafrost: set the terrain to permafrost, applying semi frostbite for one turn to any entity this entity's owner wants to inflict semi frostbite on. Semi frostbite only does half as much as normal frostbite [IE: +2,500 heals instead, +.5 snow pile instead.]. Is overwritten by normal frostbite
Actives:Cold seals our wounds: Heal the target entity for 5,000 per entity with frostbite or advanced frostbite at the moment.
Snow is all around: Count number of rounds of frostbite on all entities [Explanation: If entity A has 7 rounds of frostbite left, count them 7 times], then multiply that number by [2,000], and spread that much healing over as many entities as possible, prioritizing lowest health entities unless specified. Charge 1/2

5,000 damage.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1499188855))
I use my spare action to summon me from the past, back when I last used present from the present! He works on the bomb, completing one of three defusing attempts.

As for my action, I also work on the bomb. Looks like it might be defused maybe?
AlsoSomething: 3/30

Schrodinger's Charge: 1/30
+2 redstone

Bomb disarmed!


Originally posted on 2017-07-04 18:56:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:20 PM
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Crazy_Zilliness generically attacks the Ethics Professor, killing him and gaining 12 souls. A Syndicate Trooper yells something about backup into his radio, while the other two toss grenades at the Tree, dealing 5,000 damage each.

The Math Professor subtracts the Burning from the Tree of Winter. The Science Professor continues hiding. The English Professor subtracts the second l from the Wall, turning it into Wal-Mart. He then buys a gun from Wal-Mart and shoots a Syndicate Trooper to death with it. The Law Professor pulls out a book of law, and slaps a Syndicate Trooper with it, dealing 10,000 damage. The Tree then uses Really Fudging Cold Wind, inflicting Advanced Frostbite on the two Syndie Troopers and SparkedTheorem. The Snowgie Guardian summons more Snowgies, who attack the Margrave. 12,000 damage. The leaves attack Crazy_Zilliness. 20,000 damage. *Miss uses *Miss, and then heals the tree for 5,000 damage. The White King uses Cold Seals Our Wounds on the tree, healing it by 20,000 health.

Things then proceed to happen.

The Simumodder tosses a +2 at each PS player.

Entity Advantage: [PS]

Weather: Frostbite Elongator (+1 duration to Frostbite)
Terrain: Disaster Relief (heals 2000 health to every entity each round.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 87/100. Golden Sun [A]. Nuclear Heaven [A]
Math Professor [PS] Hp: 62,000/75,000. NUMBERS. NUMBERS. 2/6
Science Professor [PS] Hp: 52,000/75,000. Lab Safety Lesson: 3/5
Obsidian Bunker [PS] HP: 15,000/20,000 Shielding the Science Professor!
English Professor [PS] Hp: 19,000/75,000. Wirtig Porject: 2/6
Law Professor [PS] Hp: 35,000/75,000 Advanced Legal Magic: 2/4
Student Aide x3 [PS] Hp: 15,000/20,000
Student Aide [PS] Hp: 11,500/20,000
Tree of winter [PS - Joe][Boss [Trunk: 132,000/170,000 HP 6/11 snowstorm 6/15 W.King Polarity: 1] [Ice Fruit: 5,000/10,000 x6 Airborn 2/2 germinate] [Leaves: 10,001/15,001 x4 75% dodge Airborn Lush leaves: 2/4] [Ornament: 1,001 HP, 9 AC. Airborn 6/10 blizzard] Snowpile: 14/20
*Miss [PS - Joe]58,000/60,000 HP 1/2 *miss 1/5 *1iss. Miss. Miss. 5/9 Not so auto 5/15 Autododge: 2
Wall [PS - A Mirrored Clock]: HP: 27,000/40,000 Shielding the Ornament!
Snowgie Guardian [PS - Joe]: HP: 65,000/70,000
Snowgies: [PS - Joe]: HP: 10/10 x2990
White King: [PS - A Mirrored Clock]: HP: 1/1 Permafrost: 1/5
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 22/22. Astral Energy: 38%. Energy Stored: 43/66. Solar Adrenaline: 2/5. Disorient 6/6

Healing note
Crazy_Zilliness, The Unholy Archangel [AS] HP: 42,000/75,000 Souls: 12/80 Advanced Frostbite: 1/3
Syndicate Trooper [AS?]: HP: 7,000/20,000 Advanced Frostbite: 1/3
Nuclear Fission Explosive [AS?]: Detonation: / Disarmed!
The Margrave [AS]: HP: 35,000/100,000 Hellburst: 2/4 The Past is Behind Us: 2/5 Unethical: 1/4 Advanced Frostbite: 1/3
SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 17/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 45%. Illumina [A] Durability: 90% Advanced Frostbite: 1/2
1412 [AS - Player] Hp: 19/20. Present from the Present: 1/4. Actions: 1/5.
DCCCV [AS- Player] Hp: 20/20 Blood blade [A] Durability: 31%



The Local Town: The Royal Library
construction crew
Head librarian
JOEbob

Stronghold Monster Corridor
Zombies x2: Hp: 5
Variant.

Spoils

The Ham Knife: IIIII. Owner: Irecreeper
The Golden Fleece: IIIIIII. Owner: 1412
Chalice of Blood: IIIII. Owner: A Mirrored Clock
Rapture Prism: 3 left. Owner: JOEbob
Bottle of Dragon's Blood: IIIII. Owner: JOEbob
[spoiler=Spoils and their Effects]
(Effects of the first four spoils can be foun in the OP)
Bottle of Dragon's Blood: Gives a moderate attack boost to the user for 2 turns.

[/spoiler]

AS:
Jondanger23
DCCCV
Redstonetam15
1412
Battlefury
Irecreeper

Originally posted on 2017-07-04 18:56:00

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Using telekinesis, I shape the interior of the Obsidian Bunker into spikes, turning it into an iron maiden deathtrap, skewering the Science Professor inside. Or at the very least, trap him inside the bunker, taking him out of the battle. He'll have to sciencebreak his way out, if he wants to continue to fight on the battlefield.

I also deck the Ethics professor across the face, finishing him off, if he isn't dead already.

Even Newer Charge 4/20
Nouveau Charge: 1/5

+2 to 1412.

Originally posted on 2017-07-04 19:28:00

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39%
42/78 4 portals protect the snowgie guardian.

Multi 21/30
blurblu 15/15 +2simu +2 Mirror [assumed] USGIN!
If the GM accepts/will accept emeralds complaint about the 25-charge, I toss this at emerald as part of the payment, the rest of which will come soon.
otherwise, I make another 5 or so ice fruit with the charge.
nEW; conversion nexus 1/15ish
+2 mrmirrorman
Tree Snowpile: 13/20
*Miss: use *Miss. Miss. Miss., then heal the snowgie guardian.
Leaves: attack maragrave until kill [if its HP is 20k or below] or until 30K [if its above that]. extra leaves attack crazyzillyness.
snowgie guardian makes more snowgies as per usual.
snowgies attack any 16K or lower HP AG entity, if there are none they attack crazyzillyness.
Ice fruit germinate.
Tree of winter: Use Ice DARGON on maragrave if its still alive, otherwise it uses really fudging cold wind again, this time on obsidion bunker, science professor, wall, and the math professor. the damage is minuscule and it needs the snowpile soon... well, it needs it eventually.
I walk towards the maragrave and, still using the dragons blood's damage boost, unleash a torrent of flames at them, burning away at what little of their armor remains. I waaaas going to nuek dem with an animation, but their almost definitely dead this turn anyway so nah. they just get a short firestream.

Originally posted on 2017-07-04 19:41:00
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I look at Miss, and more specifically, how she was summoned. With a 25. A very specific 25. The 25 that was JOE's payment for the Blood Chalice. As JOE, instead of paying me with the 25, summoned an entity, the deal is therefore off, and I receive my Artifact back


Lots of Knives: 4/15
Even More Knives!: 4/30

+2 DCCCV

Originally posted on 2017-07-06 00:24:00
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um...
I tried to give it to you twice.
i also messaged you to make sure you'd post.
you still didn't post.
What was I Supposed to do? hold the charge in that slot until 2-3 [iforgethowmany]rounds[without knowing it was that few] later when you posted again? I asked you to take the charge and hand mirror the chalice and you said to just take it.
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Originally posted on 2017-07-06 01:16:00
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I send the English Professor some Communist Propaganda. As he reads it, the spirit of Motherland flows through him.

He becomes...

My god...

HE HAS BECOME...

SOCIALISM PROFESSOR!

Socialism Professor have great Russian bear-strength, but also thick heavy accent.

He moves to sieze the means of (Snowgie) production. Picking up the Snowgie Guardian, it begins to pump out Snowgies at an even more absurd rate. However, this starts to harm the Snowgie Guardian, who explodes, taking out the Socialism Professor and the new snowgies produced, as well as the Snowgie Guardian itself.

If this is offensive, I'll change it.

Even Newer Charge 5/20
Nouveau Charge: 4/5 (+2 from Emerald_Mann)

+2 to Emerald_Mann

Originally posted on 2017-07-06 22:27:00

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18/20 Halt! (+2 from 1412)
9/30 Camp Camper

+2 to 1412

C_ZTUA looks down at the Snowgie Guardian, angry. She raises up her sword...

And remembers that she doesn't have enough souls for Decapitate. She summons a pig and slices it to pieces in rage. She then casually walks up to the English Professor and uses Fallen Angel Crush on him.

SparkedTheorem attempts to kill the Snowgie Guardian with fire.

Originally posted on 2017-07-06 22:32:00

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40%
2/80

Multi 22/30
conversion nexus 6/15ish +2 +2 mrmirrorman [hopefully/predicted]
+2 mrmirrorman
Tree Snowpile: 13/20
I slap the maragrave with the power of green tomatos, then run off, ranting about how some guy declared himself as me andkaijulord simultaneously

Originally posted on 2017-07-07 13:52:00
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Jul 3 2017, 01:08 PM
[PS] I remove the Margrave from it's current position, with various explosives..
10/10 + 2 from JOE. +2 from SIM [IN USE] I summon a storm of icicles and stab the Margrave with all of them.
2/10
+2 to JOE
You forgot some things, though that might be because I didn't space all the pieces apart.
The White King [1/1]HP

Passives:Your body is my shield: An entity is selected to take any and all damage in place of White King. CURRENT SHIELD: Tree of Winter/Trunk

1/5 permafrost: set the terrain to permafrost, applying semi frostbite for one turn to any entity this entity's owner wants to inflict semi frostbite on. Semi frostbite only does half as much as normal frostbite [IE: +2,500 heals instead, +.5 snow pile instead.]. Is overwritten by normal frostbite

Actives:Cold seals our wounds: Heal the target entity for 5,000 per entity with frostbite or advanced frostbite at the moment.

Snow is all around: Count number of rounds of frostbite on all entities [Explanation: If entity A has 7 rounds of frostbite left, count them 7 times], then multiply that number by [2,000], and spread that much healing over as many entities as possible, prioritizing lowest health entities unless specified. Charge For the entity.2/2

Originally posted on 2017-07-07 15:33:00

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Sorry think I might leave this game, for real this time. Real Life is intruding. Margrave goes to Redstone.

Originally posted on 2017-07-08 07:05:00
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QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1499192893))
Using telekinesis, I shape the interior of the Obsidian Bunker into spikes, turning it into an iron maiden deathtrap, skewering the Science Professor inside. Or at the very least, trap him inside the bunker, taking him out of the battle. He'll have to sciencebreak his way out, if he wants to continue to fight on the battlefield.

I also deck the Ethics professor across the face, finishing him off, if he isn't dead already.

Even Newer Charge 4/20
Nouveau Charge: 1/5

+2 to 1412.

10,000 damage! The science professor then proceeds to science his way out of the bunker, which then explodes. Somehow.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1499193662))
39%
42/78 4 portals protect the snowgie guardian.

Multi 21/30
blurblu 15/15 +2simu +2 Mirror [assumed] USGIN!
If the GM accepts/will accept emeralds complaint about the 25-charge, I toss this at emerald as part of the payment, the rest of which will come soon.
otherwise, I make another 5 or so ice fruit with the charge.
nEW; conversion nexus 1/15ish
+2 mrmirrorman
Tree Snowpile: 13/20
*Miss: use *Miss. Miss. Miss., then heal the snowgie guardian.
Leaves: attack maragrave until kill [if its HP is 20k or below] or until 30K [if its above that]. extra leaves attack crazyzillyness.
snowgie guardian makes more snowgies as per usual.
snowgies attack any 16K or lower HP AG entity, if there are none they attack crazyzillyness.
Ice fruit germinate.
Tree of winter: Use Ice DARGON on maragrave if its still alive, otherwise it uses really fudging cold wind again, this time on obsidion bunker, science professor, wall, and the math professor. the  damage is minuscule and it needs the snowpile soon... well, it needs it eventually.
I walk towards the maragrave and, still using the dragons blood's damage boost, unleash a torrent of flames at them, burning away at what little of their armor remains. I waaaas going to nuek dem with an animation, but their almost definitely dead this turn anyway so nah. they just get a short firestream.

15,000 damage. Entities ordered.
Also, some ice fruit appear

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1499297049))
I look at Miss, and more specifically, how she was summoned. With a 25. A very specific 25. The 25 that was JOE's payment for the Blood Chalice. As JOE, instead of paying me with the 25, summoned an entity, the deal is therefore off, and I receive my Artifact back


Lots of Knives: 4/15
Even More Knives!: 4/30

+2 DCCCV

Uh... I mean, Joe attempted to give it to you, but I dunno. I guess you get it back?

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1499376431))
I send the English Professor some Communist Propaganda. As he reads it, the spirit of Motherland flows through him.

He becomes...

My god...

HE HAS BECOME...

SOCIALISM PROFESSOR!

Socialism Professor have great Russian bear-strength, but also thick heavy accent.

He moves to sieze the means of  (Snowgie) production. Picking up the Snowgie Guardian, it begins to pump out Snowgies at an even more absurd rate. However, this starts to harm the Snowgie Guardian, who explodes, taking out the Socialism Professor and the new snowgies produced, as well as the Snowgie Guardian itself.

If this is offensive, I'll change it.

Even Newer Charge 5/20
Nouveau Charge: 4/5 (+2 from Emerald_Mann)

+2 to Emerald_Mann

15,000 damage to the Socialism Professor and Snowgie Guardian!

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1499376739))
18/20 Halt! (+2 from 1412)
9/30 Camp Camper

+2 to 1412

C_ZTUA looks down at the Snowgie Guardian, angry. She raises up her sword...

And remembers that she doesn't have enough souls for Decapitate. She summons a pig and slices it to pieces in rage. She then casually walks up to the English Professor and uses Fallen Angel Crush on him.

SparkedTheorem attempts to kill the Snowgie Guardian with fire.

20,000 damage!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1499431943))
40%
2/80

Multi 22/30
conversion nexus 6/15ish +2 +2 mrmirrorman [hopefully/predicted]
+2 mrmirrorman
Tree Snowpile: 13/20
I slap the maragrave with the power of green tomatos, then run off, ranting about how some guy declared himself as me andkaijulord simultaneously

5,000 damage.

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1499437998))
Jul 3 2017, 01:08 PM
[PS] I remove the Margrave from it's current position, with various explosives..
10/10 + 2 from JOE. +2 from SIM [IN USE] I summon a storm of icicles and stab the Margrave with all of them.
2/10
+2 to JOE
You forgot some things,  though that might be because I didn't space all the pieces apart.
The White King [1/1]HP

Passives:Your body is my shield: An entity is selected to take any and all damage in place of White King. CURRENT SHIELD: Tree of Winter/Trunk

1/5 permafrost: set the terrain to permafrost, applying semi frostbite for one turn to any entity this entity's owner wants to inflict semi frostbite on. Semi frostbite only does half as much as normal frostbite [IE: +2,500 heals instead, +.5 snow pile instead.]. Is overwritten by normal frostbite

Actives:Cold seals our wounds: Heal the target entity for 5,000 per entity with frostbite or advanced frostbite at the moment.

Snow is all around: Count number of rounds of frostbite on all entities [Explanation: If entity A has 7 rounds of frostbite left, count them 7 times], then multiply that number by [2,000], and spread that much healing over as many entities as possible, prioritizing lowest health entities unless specified. Charge For the entity.2/2

Margrave killed!



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ALERT: SUPERWEAPON "THE EQUALIZER" DETECTED ON LONG-RANGE SCANNERS. RECOMMENDE-

*explosion*

When the dust clears, all of the Professor and Student Aides are dead, and the rest of the PS side is heavily damaged. The Simumodder flinches, and takes 2 damage.

Meanwhile, on the AS side, several portals open, summoning four more Syndicate Troopers, as well as a Syndicate Medical Cyborg and a Syndicate Assault Cyborg. Crazy_Zilliness attempts to use Fallen Angel Crush on the English Professor, but realizes the said professor is dead! She then uses it on the Trunk, dealing 15,000 damage and gaining two souls. The wounded Syndicate Trooper walks up to the Snowgies, and then explodes, killing him and the Snowgies. The remaining troopers fire at the leaves, killing one. The Medical Cyborg places a heater next to Crazy_Zilliness, curing her frostbite. The Assault Cyborg fiddles with the nuclear explosive, re-arming it.

*Miss uses *Miss, *Miss, *Miss, gaining two autododges, then heals the Snowgie Guardian for 10,000 health. The leaves attack Crazy_Zilliness, dealing 15,000 damage. The Snowgie Guardian summons more Snowgies, who attack Crazy_Zilliness for 5,000 damage. The ice fruit use Germinate, healing the tree by 15,000 health. The tree uses Ice Dargon (which i'm pretty sure is supposed to be spelled dragon), on the Syndicate Assault Cyborg, dealing 30,000 damage and inflicting Hacked on it and also making it unable to attack the tree for a turn. The White King can't really do anything because nothing has frostbite, so he instead generically heals the tree for 5,000 health. Three thousand snowgies suddenly appear because I can't be bothered to fix the damage done to the ones who were previously here.

also i'm too lazy to fix the white kings' action so he gets a boost to all his charges

Simumodder +2s the PS players.

Entity Advantage: [PS]

Weather: Frostbite Elongator (+1 duration to Frostbite)
Terrain: Disaster Relief (heals 2000 health to every entity each round.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 85/100. Golden Sun [A]. Nuclear Heaven [A]
Tree of winter [PS - Joe][Boss [Trunk: 105,000/170,000 HP 7/11 snowstorm 7/15 W.King Polarity: 1] [Ice Fruit: 2,500/10,000 x6 Airborn 1/2 germinate] [Leaves:
2,001/15,001 x3 Lush Leaves: 2/2 Dodge: 75%] [Ornament: 1,001 HP, 9 AC. Airborn 7/10 blizzard]
Snowpile: 13/20
*Miss [PS - Joe]58,000/60,000 HP 1/2 *miss 1/5 *1iss. Miss. Miss. 5/9 Not so auto 5/15 Autododge: 4
Wall [PS - A Mirrored Clock]: HP: 7,000/40,000 Shielding the Ornament!
Snowgie Guardian [PS - Joe]: HP: 25,000/70,000
Snowgies [PS - Joe: HP: 10/10 x4000
White King: [PS - A Mirrored Clock]: HP: 1/1 Snow's All Around: 2/2 Permafrost: 3/5
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 22/22. Astral Energy: 38%. Energy Stored: 43/66. Solar Adrenaline: 3/5. Disorient 6/6

Healing note
Crazy_Zilliness, The Unholy Archangel [AS] HP: 27,000/75,000 Souls: 9/80 Frostbite: 1/3
Nuclear Fission Explosive [AS?]: Detonation: 1/5 Three disarm attempts required! Targeting the Tree of Winter!
Syndicate Troopers [AS?]: HP: 20,000/20,000 x4
Syndicate Medical Cyborg: [AS?]: HP: 35,000/35,000
Syndicate Assault Cyborg: [AS?]: HP: 20,000/50,000 Hacked: 1/1 Unable to attack the tree for a turn!
SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 12/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 45%. Illumina [A] Durability: 90% Advanced Frostbite: 1/2
1412 [AS - Player] Hp: 19/20. Present from the Present: 1/4. Actions: 1/5.
DCCCV [AS- Player] Hp: 20/20 Blood blade [A] Durability: 31%



The Local Town: The Royal Library
construction crew
Head librarian
JOEbob

Stronghold Monster Corridor
Zombies x2: Hp: 5
Variant.

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Spoils

The Ham Knife: IIIII. Owner: Irecreeper
The Golden Fleece: IIIIIII. Owner: 1412
Chalice of Blood: IIIII. Owner: Emerald_Mann
Rapture Prism: 3 left. Owner: JOEbob
Bottle of Dragon's Blood: IIIII. Owner: JOEbob
[spoiler=Spoils and their Effects]
(Effects of the first four spoils can be foun in the OP)
Bottle of Dragon's Blood: Gives a moderate attack boost to the user for 2 turns.

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Originally posted on 2017-07-09 21:14:00

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40%
42/80
4 portals, protect snowgie guardian. that is, 2000 HP of wall protect the guardian.

Multi 23/30
conversion nexus 11/15ish +2 simu +2 mirror
+2 mrmirrorman
Tree Snowpile: 15/20

Welllthen, whewlad, etc
*Miss should have charged *miss up again, so it uses it. it then decides that healing isn't strong enough, and instead bodyblocks the snowgie guardian and takes no damage because Autododges Son!
1 leaf uses lush leaves. 4 leaves(new+old) attack the assault cyborg, finishing it off. 1 leaf attacks CZ, unholy archangel.
snowgie guardian make snowgies. 4400 snowgies attack CZ (22000 damage) and the remaining 600 (3k damage) atk the med cyborg.
Tree! use really fudging cold wind with the following priority: syndicate troopers, medical cyborg, attack cyborg, sparked theorem, 1412, DCCCV, *miss. that is, do it on the first 4 still-living members of that list.
If any targets of any attacks mentioned hear Die, target the troopers, else a random AS player.

now for my action. I walk over to the nuke and start pushing it towards the AS side, altering the target of its damage to be closer to "AS side"


Originally posted on 2017-07-09 21:20:00
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I mourn the Margrave. He was gone too soon.

That was a 60 post charge.

A 60 POST CHARGE!

I'm very impressed.
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Originally posted on 2017-07-09 22:02:00

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to be fair he only had the HP of a 33 or so post charge... i think most of his power went into powercopy, which would be ridiculously strong if used during an AG advantage.
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[PS] I attack any AS entity or player. . . with a styrofoam stick. The White King uses 'Snow is all around' on his allies.
7/10 +2 from JOE +2 from SIM
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The White King [1/1]HP

Passives:Your body is my shield: An entity is selected to take any and all damage in place of White King. CURRENT SHIELD: Tree of Winter/Trunk

3/5 permafrost: set the terrain to permafrost, applying semi frostbite for one turn to any entity this entity's owner wants to inflict semi frostbite on. Semi frostbite only does half as much as normal frostbite [IE: +2,500 heals instead, +.5 snow pile instead.]. Is overwritten by normal frostbite

Actives:Cold seals our wounds: Heal the target entity for 5,000 per entity with frostbite or advanced frostbite at the moment.

Snow is all around: Count number of rounds of frostbite on all entities [Explanation: If entity A has 7 rounds of frostbite left, count them 7 times], then multiply that number by [2,000], and spread that much healing over as many entities as possible, prioritizing lowest health entities unless specified. Charge For the entity.2/2

Originally posted on 2017-07-09 22:50:00

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19/20 Halt!
10/30 Camp Camper

+2 to DCCCV

C_ZTUA slaps the Snowgie Guardian.

SparkedTheorem places a bomb on the Wall which explodes.


Originally posted on 2017-07-10 23:08:00

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Nouveau Charge: 5/5 EXPENDED!
I bring a chainsaw over to the tree.

ZZZZZT!

I have sliced it a few times.

Even Newer Charge 7/20 (+2 from Redstonetam15)

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Originally posted on 2017-07-11 00:22:00

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41%
2/82

Multi 25/30 +1 mirroman
conversion nexus 13/15ish +1 miro
+2 mrmirrorman
Tree Snowpile: 14/20

I grab a magical wood cutlass from tinkers construct and apply 9 knockback modifiers, then poke the nuke lightly with it. it goes flying towards the AG side and skids to a stop.


Originally posted on 2017-07-12 01:54:00
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