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A Mirrored Clock |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:17 PM
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[PS] My eye twitches in slight annoyance, as my reattaching of the Ethics Professors arm was suppose to heal them, and decide to smack the Phoenix for 5,000 damage.
10/30 I a little thing called a pawn. +1 from Simm 10/10 A little gift for my friends. +1 from Simm-IN USE-An icy wall, made of clean, but powerful ice, around the ornament. +1 to JOE +1 to variant Originally posted on 2017-06-12 23:12:00 -------------------- Let's see if this work's, why don't we?
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DCCCV |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:18 PM
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Emerald has told me that I can have the blood blade, so I pick it up. It has aquired frost on it's edge. I turn to Marron with it.
"Are you okay with me using this?" I hack away at the Mario Clone Abomination with the Frozen!Blood Blade, to test it out. The Fallen 18/30 Rebirth 5/6 Requesting charges to help 1412. +2 to Redstonetam15 Originally posted on 2017-06-15 03:28:00 -------------------- |
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Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:18 PM
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+2 dcccv
The Fallen: 30/60 (30/30 from me, 0/30) somethingorother 3/30 i set the Tree of Winter on fire. Hey, fire melts snow, right? Should prove to be very effective. Originally posted on 2017-06-15 04:08:00 |
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A Mirrored Clock |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:18 PM
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[PS] A kick the Puppet Knight. It falls down stairs, forever. ITS LIFE IS SUFFERING.
12/30 I a little thing called a pawn. 1/5 A thing to make things not dead. +1 to JOE +1 to variant Originally posted on 2017-06-15 11:09:00 -------------------- Let's see if this work's, why don't we?
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JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:18 PM
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7/68 Multi 4/20 +1mrmirrorman Facet 6/30 +2 Varient alrightsoIhasplanandtheweatherisbeingannoying oh wait i should probably put spaces, oops. so I have an idea. that idea is "letz make me no longer need to apply frostbiye as often for raisins" first, the blades have to go. several orbs of goop appear around me and spikes launch out from them, catching blade after blade, then using them to cut the other blades away. the goop tendrils with swords on the end continue to stretch up into the sky, until the reach the core of the weather. they slash their way through rapidly manifesting swords, and finally cut the core into 6. the weather sputters out, sliced with its own essence, and the goop vanishes. I proceed to phase 2: make the weather i want. I create several orbs of frost and flame, and then go to find a cauldron. i journey far and wide, asking witch after witch, killing the witch afterwards so they don't eat me, and eventually find a technothaumaturge, with a massive essentia array and a 10 by 10 by 10 crucible. I knock out the technothaumaturge, take the batterys out of his sentient and/or defence robots and/or golems, and pour in the orbs, before replacing the fire bellow the crucible with an orb of brewing energy, which works better and doesn't melt the frost. yay! now to stir! 3 times clockwise, 1/2 a turn counterclockwise, whisk for exactly 9 seconds at a spoon speed of 1 meter per second, place a failed perpetual motion machine in the appropriate position, and... insert a golden booger? whereamisupposedtogetagoldenbooger? Ionlyhave3moresecondsbeforethepotionexplodes?what do i do??!!! suddenly, theres a loud FWASH sound and the phrase "Pete and repete" echos through the mind of everyone in a precisely 892 meter radius. a shattered golden hourglass on a gold chain appears and its contents, a golden booger [somehowwwww] fly through the air, landing in the cauldron. in another universe with its own time, at a circumstantially simultaneous point, a new potion is discovered involving time turner dust. this potion creates un-put-outable-flame, which is simultaneously acid. good thing it was golden booger instead of dust! i continue stirring, as the rest of the recipe is pretty simple; just juggle 9 water balloons for 18 seconds, tossing one of them at the spoon every other second to keep it stirring. make sure not to drop any! anywayyyyyyyy, i finish the potion and then wake the technothaumaturge, apologize, pay him 9 diamonds, fix his stuff, and ask him to build an airborn, thaumcraftian potion dispension system that only applys to beings of a certain faction. he accepts, but only if I give him 18 more diamonds and a full set of voidmetal armor. i accept and go looking... for a rift to the last place where I played with thaumcraft- blightfall. i arrive in biodome A and open the PDA, ask them for a sapling, and quickly speed through the game, mining out the entire chunk bellow me. I sneakily install ex astris, craft a crook, and break the leaves of the silverwood tree, using the 2 saplings i get to expand the dome. i then craft myself some copper armor and step out of the dome, summoning a glitched version of the release blade [glitched because the game doesn't know what it is], and become a whirlwind of laggy, glitchy destruction. right before i would die from taint and lack of food, or regen, another glitch teleports back home. yay! i send all the tainted goop that stuck to my armor to the ship, and they analyze it. a minor glitch turns the reward into 10 silverwood saplings, and my base expands even more! i then build a glass bridge to the nearest silverwood temple, because taint can't grow on glass. I then mine out everything in the pure chunks, and realize that I stopped playing around here because my game crashed. since I no longer know what comes next in blightfall, I decide to "assume" the next quest gives you a full set of voidmetal armor and 18 diamonds at the cost of... 128 blocks of dirt, since thats the things in my 26'th and 27'th inventory slots due to excessive digging. anywaaay, I cheat in 901 silverwood saplings and 111[infinity] ethereal blooms, and purify the world of taint as a final thanks to its inhabitants, before return to the main world, taking the technothaumaturge's invention, pay him, glance at his thaumalamanamanomnomnom, ask him where he bought it, and he says 'the JOE store, why?'. i say no reason and remember that i made thaumalamanamanomnomnom's as a joke about how i said the name that way once, leave, and release all the airborn thaumcraftian potion dispersion system which only affect people of a certain faction, set them all to [AS]/[N]/[H] only, and insert the 'lengthenfrostbite potion' i made, giving 'frostbite elongator' as a weather effect, making frostbite have one more turn of duration when applied for all people. if i can't do this, then just make the weather give frostbite for 2 turns for up to 2 AS that do not have frostbite at weather effect time [by retroactively changing the purpose of the ATPDSWOFPoaCF's potion] if none of the above are possible, then give some regen to PS entitys i guess, again via retroactive potion changing. otherwise a final time, dump all this stuff on the ash drake. if there's extra power, have it heal the professor thats the closest to finishing a charge via side effect of the potion, somehow. MEANWHILE IN SIDEQUEST: I read everything again in case i missed something. Originally posted on 2017-06-15 14:53:00 |
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Sparked |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:18 PM
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22/30 Vengance (+4 from DC^3V)
10/20 Halt! +1 to DC^3V. +1 to 1412 Originally posted on 2017-06-15 23:15:00 -------------------- You are already dead.
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1412 |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:18 PM
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Puppet Knight takes a healing note!
I tell puppet knight about the stairs. Retroactively. As a result they are safe from it keeping happening. +2 dcccv The Fallen: 30/60 (30/30 from me, 23/30) somethingorother 5/30 +1 from redstone Originally posted on 2017-06-16 05:09:00 |
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DCCCV |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:18 PM
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Just a record for my current charges held.
The Fallen 23/30 (+4 from 1412, +1 from Redstonetam15) Rebirth 5/6 /null Originally posted on 2017-06-18 06:26:00 -------------------- |
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Jondanger23 |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:18 PM
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nothin' to see here, just missed some posts
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*Miss summoned. Entities ordered. You read all the books. There's not really anything that hasn't been stated in any other game, but you find a small book named "Simumodders: The Basics". Read it? 15 damage to the Pseudo Player.
5,000 damage.
5,000 damage.
Phoenix killed!
15,000 damage.
Burning inflicted on the Tree of Winter!
5,000 damage to the Puppet Knight.
You, uh, change the weather to "frostbite elongator", whatever that means.
ho hum
Entities ordered. +5,000 health to the Puppet Knight. Originally posted on 2017-06-19 19:32:00 -------------------- [small]small[/small] [big]big[/big]
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JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:18 PM
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42/70 Four portals appear and protect the ethics professor [A Portal Blocks some damage on the target this turn. 2 portals is ~= to 2,000 damage i think] Multi 7/30 +2 mrmirrorman Desperate times... 10/10 +3 simu I call forth an farmer villager. he looks at the tree of winter, parkours up the trunk, and investigates the ice fruit. after some displeasured Hrrms, he uses farmer magic to create 3-7 ice fruit (and a 5,000 HP wall for them?). new: whatever I need next 1/? +2 Varient[lastroundofthat] Tree Snowpile: 2/20 *Miss: heal the trunk Trunk: use ice snake on angry mob, Ash drake, puppet knight, and ... emerald came up on random.org, but he's apparently given away his artifact so i guess 1412... unless someone summons an entity with attack of over 5,000 that is not PS, in which case target them with Ice snake. Fruit: use germinate to do ???, ordered PM. leaves: attack ash drake. and... thats it. I read the book i found, obviously. I also walk over to the ethics professor and tell them about the incredible ethical considerations in my homeland, where everyone gets free food and nobody is deprived of their needs, there are no homeless, everyone has amazing powers, etcetra. the only hardship that still exists in those that do not repeatedly and explicitly state their wish for others is boredom, which is incredibly rare. the knowledge of how amazing ethics can become heals him. Originally posted on 2017-06-19 19:35:00 |
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Jondanger23 |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:18 PM
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The Puppet Knight grabs a healing note. +5,000 health. The Angry Mob is stunned.
The Pseudo-Player does a pseudo-creative attack. The History Professor is blinded by a massive wall of text. The Tax Man taxes the Tree of Winter for being too large, having too many leaves, and being too small. 10,000 damage. The Mario Clone Abomination is asleep. The Ash Drake roars, and burns three of the Ice Fruit to a crisp. The History Professor shoots the Angry Mob with an old, rusted gun. It backfires and explodes in his face. 10,000 damage. The Ethics Professor points out how the Tax Man's taxing is highly unethical. 5,000 damage. The Math Professor gives a long speech about how the Mario Clone Abomination cannot physically exist, causing it to explode. The Science Professor tosses a homemade bomb at the Ash Drake. 10,000 damage. The English Professor stabs a member of the Angry Mob with a ridiculously sharp piece of paper. 10,000 damage. The Law Professor slaps the Ash Drake for damaging private property. 10,000 damage. The Tree of Winter uses Freezing Rain on the Angry Mob and Ash Drake, inflicting Frostbite on both, and also inflicts Chilled on the Tax Man and Puppet Knight, inflicting Chilled on them. *Miss heals the tree of winter's trunk. The Tree's leaves hit the already dead Phoenix. A wall then appears to shield the ornament. The Ash Drake then gets four turns of Frostbite because it killed the ice fruit. The Simumodder +3s the PS players. Things and stuff happen. Itinerary: Destroy the Simumodder! Destroy the Terror Chicken! Entity Advantage: [PS] Weather: Frostbite Elongator (+1 duration to Frostbite) Terrain: Disaster Relief (heals 2000 health to every entity each round.) Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 87/100. Golden Sun [A]. Nuclear Heaven [A] History Professor [PS] Hp: 39,000/75,000. The Past is Behind Us: 4/5 Burning: 1/2 Blind: 1/2 Ethics Professor [PS] Hp: 27,000/75,000. Unethical: 4/4 Math Professor [PS] Hp: 71,000/75,000. NUMBERS. NUMBERS. 4/6 Science Professor [PS] Hp: 66,000/75,000. Lab Safety Lesson: 4/5 English Professor [PS] Hp: 30,000/75,000. Wirtig Porject: 4/6 Law Professor [PS] Hp: 75,000/75,000 Advanced Legal Magic: 2/4 Student Aide x3 [PS] Hp: 20,000/20,000 Student Aide [PS] Hp: 13,500/20,000 Tree of winter [PS - Joe][Boss [Trunk: 157,000/170,000 HP 2/11 snowstorm 2/15 W.King Burning: 1/2] [Ice Fruit: 10,000/10,000 x2 Airborn 2/2 germinate] [Leaves: 5,001/5,001 75% dodge Airborn Lush leaves: 2/4] [Ornament: 1,001 HP, 9 AC. Airborn 2/10 blizzard] *Miss [PS - Joe]65,000/60,000 HP 1/2 *miss 1/5 *Miss. Miss. Miss. 1/9 Not so auto 1/15 Wall [PS - A Mirrored Clock]: HP: 40,000/40,000 Shielding the Ornament! JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 22/22. Astral Energy: 33%. Energy Stored: 33/66. Solar Adrenaline: 3/5. Disorient 3/6 Pseudo-Player [N - Variant]: HP: 1/20. Polarize 2/2. 5/10 Tax Man [N - Variant]: HP: 3,000/40,000. Capital Gains 8/10. 1 Plus Chilled: 1/2 Ash Drake [H][Boss]: HP: 232,000/250,000 Rain of Fire: 2/3 Swoop: 2/5 Hellfire: 2/8 Inferno: 2/16 Frostbite: 1/7 Healing note Puppet Knight [AS - 1412] Hp: 25,000/30,000. Valor: 3/5 Frostbite: 1/3 Chilled: 1/2 Angry Mob [AS] Hp: 75,000/100,000 Frostbite: 1/3 SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 17/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 45%. Illumina [A] Durability: 90% Emerald [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Blood blade [A] Durability: 100% 1412 [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Present from the Present: 1/4. Actions: 1/5. The Local Town: The Royal Library construction crew Head librarian JOEbob Stronghold Monster Corridor Zombies x2: Hp: 5 Variant. Spoils AS: DCCCV Redstonetam15 1412 Battlefury Irecreeper randomusername N: Variant PS JOEbob A Mirrored Clock Originally posted on 2017-06-19 21:10:00 -------------------- [small]small[/small] [big]big[/big]
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DCCCV |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:18 PM
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I defoliate the Tree of Winter with
The Blood Blade. Meaning, I attack the leaves. The Fallen 24/30 Rebirth 6/6 Requesting Charges. +2 to Redstonetam15 Originally posted on 2017-06-19 21:21:00 -------------------- |
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Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:18 PM
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+2 DCCCV
The Fallen: 30/60 (30/30 from me, 24/30 DCCCV) somethingorother 6/30 I issue the law professor a restraining order, mandating that his head be at least 50 feet away from his torso at all times. To help him out, I slice his head off and kick it to Timbucktu. Originally posted on 2017-06-21 22:00:00 |
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JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:18 PM
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oh, look, people are posting. yay!
/null Originally posted on 2017-06-21 23:21:00 |
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Sparked |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:18 PM
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25/30 Vengance (+2 from DC^3V)
11/20 Halt! +1 to 1412 SparkedTheorem points out that *Miss has as * in her name and has overheal. This causes the forum to instantly nerf her into the pits of the Underpowered. Originally posted on 2017-06-22 00:41:00 -------------------- You are already dead.
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A Mirrored Clock |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:18 PM
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[PS] I attack the Puppet Knight, by cutting its strings.
13/30 I a little thing called a pawn. 5/5 A thing to make things not dead.+3 from SIM {MEDICAL AID FOR ALL PS, focusing on the most damaged entity, the Ethics professor.} 1/5 +2 to JOE Originally posted on 2017-06-22 15:07:00 -------------------- Let's see if this work's, why don't we?
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DCCCV |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:18 PM
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Charge Expended!: Rebirth 6/6
After pulling off some of the craziest acrobatics the simulation can handle, I end up on the Ash Drake's head, where I stab the blood blade into a vein. The Blood Blade then sucks the blood out of the Ash Drake's bloodstream, using it to become even stronger, so that it can suck even more blood out, until the Ash Drake has exsanguinated itself. If I get enough assists to get my charge to 30/30, I give it to 1412. The Fallen 27/30 New Charge 1/15 Requesting Charges. +2 to Redstonetam15 Originally posted on 2017-06-22 18:07:00 -------------------- |
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Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:19 PM
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+2 dcccv
The Fallen: 30/60 (30/30 from me, 24/30 DCCCV) somethingorother 8/30 as the law professor has continued to chase his head, somehow getting to timbucktu (in particular within 50 feet of it) I do him a favor and ship it to Abu Dhabi in an airtight box. Can't have him violating that restraining order, can we? Originally posted on 2017-06-23 04:31:00 |
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Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:19 PM
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2/72 Multi 10/30 +2 mrmirrorman whatever I need next 2/? +2 Varient[and... done!] Tree Snowpile: 2/20 I walk over to the ash drake and cast accelerate glyphs on it. the glyphs glow yellow and spin, and I cast another set. soon, the ash drakes skin is covered in glyphs, and I activate them. ...all of them. the ash drake glows a brilliant yellow and gains as many turns of accelerate as possible. also try to apply one t accel on angry mob [accelerate causes other statuses to trigger twice in the turn; this would probably give the tree more snowpile.] I also change the tree's orders- If The Fallen is summoned this round, ice snake it instead of the player i chose before. Originally posted on 2017-06-23 11:07:00 |
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