The Fallen: 30/60 (30/30 from me, 0/30)
new charge 10/10 +2 from Marron. USING
+2 Marron
I rub a balloon against my head, building up a lot of static charge. After several minutes of this, I extend my finger and lightly poke the terror chicken. As the chicken is a flying type the resulting shock is extra painful.

And as for my action I see if the terror chicken's dead. If not I attempt to solve that problem with a rock applied directly to its head. If so, I butcher the remains, fry up half of it, and barbecue the rest, holding a party for all the ASers. The bronze knight can't eat any of it in all likelihood, being made of bronze, but the sight of everyone enjoying themselves makes them happy, healing them somehow.
Something-or-other:1/30

Originally posted on 2017-06-07 21:23:00

I run up to the ethics professor and grab a bunch of 2B, HB, B and H pencils and begin rapidly sharpening them.

I aim the shavings so they neatly fly down his throat and make him choke on them.

A Knife 7/27 (+2 from variant)
Oversized Insult Machine 6/21

+2 to variant

Originally posted on 2017-06-08 13:42:00

15/30 Vengance (+1 from 1412)
7/20 Halt!

+1 to Abby, +1 to random

The Bronze Knight picks up a Healing Note. They exist, guys!

SparkedTheorem then tells the Math Professor that 9+10=21. The Math Professor becomes so triggered that he slaps a Student Aid. This also make the Student Aid triggered, causing him to beat up the Math Professor.

Originally posted on 2017-06-08 16:02:00

The Fallen: 30/60 (30/30 from me, 0/30)
somethingorother 2/30

I refine the bronze knight and refresh them with some fresh bronze ore to repair them.

Originally posted on 2017-06-09 03:04:00

33%
3/66
a cold wind 30/30 COMPLETE!
Wall 3/3 +1amirroredclock completed.
creates a wall that will die at turn end, 20,000/20,000 HP and blocks all attacks aimed at the seed or tree of winter...
IFF enerald man forgets to take the 25 charge earlier, and charges you handed someone can't stick around for them to use later outside of your charge slot, i use it and summon *miss. still summon the wall though.
new: Multi 1/20
Facet 1/30
+2 Varient
using a snowballs chance from varient which he said he'd give me, and a cold wind, I summon the seed of winter

Then, I spend my action healing it in an attempt to proc full potential:


Over 'kill' (extra healing) goes to changing the terrain to the following:
permafrost mountain: give all (PS?) "cold" themed entitys +x AC until removed
if that doesn't work, Ice gods palace: give all PS, "cold" themed, entitys blessing.
if that also doesn't work, Ice landscape: give all PS cold themed entitys +dodge
extra after that, if any, goes to killing bronze knight.
see the animations show piono stopping me because he thnks i shouldn't just get the seed to tree easily or something.
I order the tree of winter to ice snake on puppet knight, bronze knight, pheonix, and angry mob. the leaves send a hail of frozen leaves at the bronze knight.
if its still the seed of winter for Some reason, use ice spike on tax man.
both forms are immune to bleed because their a TREE.
image for tree of winter below

have that also buff my action please.

Originally posted on 2017-06-09 11:29:00

+1 random/DCCCV

25/30 Legitimate Business Enterprise (+2 Mirror)
30/30 A Snowball’s Chance (Going to JOE, as previously agreed)


Originally posted on 2017-06-09 16:22:00

No update today, as I'll be without internet starting at around 6 PM EST and for most of the weekend.

Originally posted on 2017-06-09 16:34:00

16/30 Vengance
8/20 Halt!

+1 to Pieono, +1 to DC^3V

SparkedTheorem uses a thing to shoot up the Terror Chicken.

Originally posted on 2017-06-10 04:32:00

I don a jacket over the one I am currently wearing, to prepare myself for the coming winter. We are in for a long fight. Hoping for the best, I teleport past the wall, and stab the seed with my sword, while it's on fire.

Elemental 16/25 (+1 from Variant, +1 from Redstonetam15)
Rebirth 3/6

1412, who is providing the 0/30 for the Fallen? If you need 30 more charges, I'm more than willing to provide them to make a difference.

+2 to Irecreeper.


A suggestion: Us AGs should create a chain of who to give plusses to. It might make things easier for us.

Originally posted on 2017-06-10 06:01:00

/null
DCCCV I would gladly appreciate that. No one's volunteered AFAIK and I think this thong could be cool and/or terrifying

EDIT: correction; nobody volunteered who didn't have counterproductive terms

Originally posted on 2017-06-11 05:59:00

yanno technically i offered a deal and you declined because you didn't see that it would actually even the odds.
since it would change it from 80-90 charge bossorelite VS normalASsummons to 90 charge B/E + 60 charge E VS AS and 60 charge E, which is more even.
EDIT: oh, by the way, enerald said to just give mrmirrorman the chalice, since enerald hasn't posted. I can give you a screenshot or something if you need.
[this bcuz we made a deal where i would hand him a 25 (as i did in my first post) and he would give chalice to amirrorclock.]
/null

Originally posted on 2017-06-11 22:35:00

If Emerald's Blood Blade is up for grabs, I lay claim to it.
/Null

Originally posted on 2017-06-12 06:20:00

uh okay nevermind

Originally posted on 2017-06-12 17:03:00

?
/null

Originally posted on 2017-06-12 17:15:00

skeledop for real this time

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1496677964))

33% 33/66 3 portals protect REDACTED. piono probably knows what i mean... a cold wind 30/30 Holding. frigid air leaks from the orb of charge as snow manifests, swirls, and melts around it, signaling the charge's completion. 25/25 The Gilded Chalice +2 simu predicted +1 amirroredclock Handing off to emerald for chalice of blood NEW: Fred the fortune teller 1/10 i honestly have no idea what this's going to do. +2 Varient the angery mob has a lot of HP, but i don't think its attack focused, so its probably better to finish off the bronze knight first. the marios are ridiculously weak as long as we leave them be, so I'm,well, leaving them be. I walk over to the bronze knight and stomp its face in repeatedly with flaming boots before kicking it in the shins and headbutting it into an abyss, where it falls and falls and falls before black windows open up and send sharp spikes into it, which tear through it due to speed. eventually it falls back to the field and slams into the ground very fast. SIDEQUEST: I greet the librarian and ask if there are any books on the origin of the simumodder/godmodders in general and how they can be fought etc, intending to discover the location of godmodder related books as those are more likely to contain the information i need.

6,000 damage to the Bronze Knight!

The librarian points to a small shelf in the corner labeled "Godmodding and other related topics"

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1496723321))

+1 random/DCCCV 22/30 Legitimate Business Enterprise (+4 Joe) 29/30 A Snowball’s Chance

##

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1496790575))

[PS] I pick the up the arm of the ethics professor, reattaching it, using cloning technology to recreate never ending, and sew it all back on. 8/30 I a little thing called a pawn. +1 from Simm 8/10 A little gift for my friends. +1 from Simm +1 to JOE +1 to variant

The Ethics Professor screams and chops his arm off. 5000 damage.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1496791878))

Through some complex legal maneuvering, I present to the Professors written proof that they have lost their tenure. I also direct the Phoenix to gobble up those tasty healing notes. Elemental 13/25 (+1 from Variant, +1 from Jondanger) Rebirth 2/6

A Law Professor appears, and points out that the proof was faked. He then joins the fight.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1496867033))

The Fallen: 30/60 (30/30 from me, 0/30) new charge 10/10 +2 from Marron. USING +2 Marron I rub a balloon against my head, building up a lot of static charge. After several minutes of this, I extend my finger and lightly poke the terror chicken. As the chicken is a flying type the resulting shock is extra painful. And as for my action I see if the terror chicken's dead. If not I attempt to solve that problem with a rock applied directly to its head. If so, I butcher the remains, fry up half of it, and barbecue the rest, holding a party for all the ASers. The bronze knight can't eat any of it in all likelihood, being made of bronze, but the sight of everyone enjoying themselves makes them happy, healing them somehow. Something-or-other:1/30

10,000 damage to the Terror Chicken!

QUOTE (randomusername @ (time=1496925741))

I run up to the ethics professor and grab a bunch of 2B, HB, B and H pencils and begin rapidly sharpening them. I aim the shavings so they neatly fly down his throat and make him choke on them. A Knife 7/27 (+2 from variant) Oversized Insult Machine 6/21 +2 to variant

5,000 damage!

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1496934154))

15/30 Vengance (+1 from 1412) 7/20 Halt! +1 to Abby, +1 to random The Bronze Knight picks up a Healing Note. They exist, guys! SparkedTheorem then tells the Math Professor that 9+10=21. The Math Professor becomes so triggered that he slaps a Student Aid. This also make the Student Aid triggered, causing him to beat up the Math Professor.

2,500 damage to both!

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1496973867))

The Fallen: 30/60 (30/30 from me, 0/30) somethingorother 2/30 I refine the bronze knight and refresh them with some fresh bronze ore to repair them.

+5,000 health!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1497004150))

33% 3/66 a cold wind 30/30 COMPLETE! Wall 3/3 +1amirroredclock completed. creates a wall that will die at turn end, 20,000/20,000 HP and blocks all attacks aimed at the seed or tree of winter... IFF enerald man forgets to take the 25 charge earlier, and charges you handed someone can't stick around for them to use later outside of your charge slot, i use it and summon *miss. still summon the wall though. new: Multi 1/20 Facet 1/30 +2 Varient using  a snowballs chance from varient which he said he'd give me, and a cold wind, I summon the seed of winter Spoiler Alert [PS] Elite The Seed of winter 175,000/190,001 HP 1,000 regen 1/2 Sleet 1/3 Frigid breeze. 1/4 the snowgies are coming 1/6 Winter is coming Dormant. Passives/actives/specials: >full potential. if the seed reaches full HP, it grows into the tree of winter, a stronger form. I expect this to be nearly impossible to accomplish, since it'll be the main PS entity and as such under heavy attack. theres pretty much no way I'll succeed >Dormancy: this entity is spawned dormant. when dormant, its damage for any attack (by it) is divided by 8, its regen quintuples, and it gains 5 AC. dormancy can be undone if it is hit by 20,000 or more damage in one attack, or if it reaches full potential, or if someone spends their action awakening it. >C-C-C-Cold: entitys which (try to) attack the seed of winter become chilled for 2 turns . >Sleet: change the weather to sleet, giving you double action. >Frigid breeze: target up to 3 Chilled entitys. give them frostbite for 2 rounds. >the snowgies are coming: summon a snowgie guardian, 60,000 HP 0 ATK action: snowgie swarm. spawns 1000 snowgies with 20 HP and 4 ATK. passive: guardian bodyblocks the snowgies automatically. >Winter is coming: ??? >Ice spike: deal 20,000 to a chosen entity >Hailstorm: deal 5,000 damage to 5 entitys >Really cold water: apply frostbite to a chosen entity for 3 turns. Then, I spend my action healing it in an attempt to proc full potential: Over 'kill' (extra healing) goes to changing the terrain to the following: permafrost mountain: give all (PS?) "cold" themed entitys +x AC until removed if that doesn't work, Ice gods palace: give all PS, "cold" themed, entitys blessing. if that also doesn't work, Ice landscape: give all PS cold themed entitys +dodge extra after that, if any, goes to killing bronze knight. see the animations show piono stopping me because he thnks i shouldn't just get the seed to tree easily or something. I order the tree of winter to ice snake on puppet knight, bronze knight, pheonix, and angry mob. the leaves send a hail of frozen leaves at the bronze knight. if its still the seed of winter for Some reason, use ice spike on tax man. both forms are immune to bleed because their a TREE. image for tree of winter below Spoiler Alert have that also buff my action please.

+25,000 health! The seed turns into the tree of winter.

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1497021747))

+1 random/DCCCV 25/30 Legitimate Business Enterprise (+2 Mirror) 30/30 A Snowball’s Chance (Going to JOE, as previously agreed)

#cryptichashtagofcrypticness

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1497065576))

16/30 Vengance 8/20 Halt! +1 to Pieono, +1 to DC^3V SparkedTheorem uses a thing to shoot up the Terror Chicken.

The "thing" is a rubber band pistol, which deals 1,000 damage.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1497070916))

I don a jacket over the one I am currently wearing, to prepare myself for the coming winter. We are in for a long fight. Hoping for the best, I teleport past the wall, and stab the seed with my sword, while it's on fire. Elemental 16/25 (+1 from Variant, +1 from Redstonetam15) Rebirth 3/6 1412, who is providing the 0/30 for the Fallen? If you need 30 more charges, I'm more than willing to provide them to make a difference. +2 to Irecreeper. A suggestion: Us AGs should create a chain of who to give plusses to. It might make things easier for us.

10,000 damage to the wall!



Originally posted on 2017-06-12 17:20:00

34%
37/68 3 Portals ethics professor.
Multi 2/20
Facet 5/30 +2 simu +1mrmirrorman
I use the 25 enerald didn't claim to summon *miss, which spends its action to heal the tree
+2 Varient
place/ holder
ENTITY ORDERS:
*Miss heals the tree of winter [trunk], since its not ranged.
Tree of Winter uses Freezing rain. 2 turns of frostbite to the ash drake and angry mob, unless either resists in which case apply to some other non-PS. 2 turns chilled to Mario Clone Abomination, tax man [sorry, low on targets],and puppet knight. the leaves rain down frozen leafs on phoenix.
I thank the librarian and start reading all the books in the section. this will take a while, so i ask if clones are aloud in the library. if yes, i get some clones and they help me read, then fuse at the end so i get their knowledge. if no, then I ask if I can check out the entire section. if yes, i do so and read all the books with clones while sitting in a corner street.
if I can't check out that many books, I exit the library, portal in friend, and try to check out all the books. add more friends until successful. then i read them all with clones.
[[and yes, DCCCV, you are indeed in for a long fight. remember vengeful god? this guys stronger. about as strong as V. god incarnate, I'd say, since V.G.I's summoning didn't get much stronger compared to V. gods, just dupliclone, so all the boost was HP.]]
for my action, I walk over to the pseudoplayer and shake his hand. he feels a sharp pinch and quickly falls unconscious, crumpling to the ground. I proceed to take him to a black room and teach him something:
in canada, people do not view cold the same way as you. here is a handy guide:
0 degrees: normal
-10 degrees: nippy
-20 degrees: chilly.
-40 snowfields with roaming polar bears: a tiny bit icey.
cold: exposed flesh freezes in 20 minutes.
really cold: 10 minutes.
Really Very Damned Cold: 5 minutes.
unpleasantly cold: 1 minute.
the presentation switches to another slide, showing a naked Canadian in a blizzard. the text says "Canadians are freaks. if a Canadian tells you to come out, and follows with 'its just a bit nippy', politely decline.".
the scene on the slide then begins to manifest, the pseudoplayers right sleeve vanishes, and the canadian sees the pseudoplayer.
"Hello there. you seem to be shivering! it is unpleasantly cold i suppose...".
the pseudoplayer remembers this means he has one minute. he panics and starts trying to talk to the canadian, but his vocal folds are frozen. he mimes and mimes and the canadian doesn't understand a word. right before the 55 second mark, the pseudoplayer is transported back to the room, and told he has just experiences severe frostbite on this right arm; the only part that was exposed. he is returned to the battlefield with as many turns of frostbite as i can manage.
[this post approved by a Canadian who's name is not JOE.]

Originally posted on 2017-06-12 17:51:00

The Phoenix uses a healing note, as does the Bronze Knight. The Puppet Knight uses Blade of Hope on the Tree of Winter, but hits the wall instead. 7,000 damage. The Mario clones... oh dear. The Mario Clones mutate into a horrific creature. That's... gonna be a problem. The Angry Mob throws a firebomb over the wall at the Tree of Winter, dealing 10,000 damage to the Trunk.

The Psuedo Player and Tax Man are about to act when suddenly an absolutely massive dragon made of fire appears. It flies over to the Terror Chicken, and hits it with a blast of fire. Terror Chicken killed, and the Ash Drake appears. The Mario Clone abomination attempts to attack the Drake, but its arms are too short.

The History Professor gives a lecture about the history of dragons to the Ash Drake. The Ash Drake responds by lighting the History Professor on fire. The Ethics Professor rants about how the Mario Clone Abomination is highly unethical, making it fall asleep. The Math Professor uses his math magic to subtract 10,000 health from the Angry Mob. The Science Professor uses a bottle of Hyper Freezing Agent™ on the Tree of Winter's trunk, restoring 10,000 health! I then remember to count A Mirrored Clock and Piono's posts that I missed. The Angry Mob is stunned and the English Professor takes 5,000 damage. The English Professor retaliates by smashing the Bronze Knight's face in with a dictionary. 10,000 damage. The Law Professor throws some paperwork at the Mario Clone Abomination, giving it multiple papercuts. 10,000 damage. The Tree of Winter uses Ice Snake on the Puppet Knight, Bronze Knight, Angry Mob, and Phoenix, dealing 7,000 damage to all four of them, killing the Bronze Knight, and inflicting Hacked on them for 1 turn, and making them unable to attack the Tree for one turn. The Wall fades away, having served its purpose.

Meanwhile, the Simumodder tosses a +2 towards every PS player.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy the Terror Chicken!

Entity Advantage: [PS]

Weather: Sword Dance (2000 damage to two PS entities every round.)
Terrain: Disaster Relief (heals 2000 health to every entity each round.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 87/100. Golden Sun [A]. Nuclear Heaven [A]
History Professor [PS] Hp: 47,000/75,000. The Past is Behind Us: 3/5 Burning: 1/2
Ethics Professor [PS] Hp: 25,000/75,000. Unethical: 3/4
Math Professor [PS] Hp: 69,000/75,000. NUMBERS. NUMBERS. 3/6
Science Professor [PS] Hp: 64,000/75,000. Lab Safety Lesson: 3/5
English Professor [PS] Hp: 33,000/75,000. Wirtig Porject: 3/6
Law Professor [PS] Hp: 75,000/75,000 Advanced Legal Magic: 1/4
Student Aide x3 [PS] Hp: 20,000/20,000
Student Aide [PS] Hp: 11,500/20,000
Tree of winter [PS - Joe][Boss [Trunk: 170,000/170,000 HP 1/11 snowstorm 1/15 W.King ] [Ice Fruit: 10,000/10,000 x5 Airborn 1/2 germinate] [Leaves: 5,001/5,001 75% dodge Airborn Lush leaves: 1/4] [Ornament: 1,001 HP, 9 AC. Airborn 1/10 blizzard]
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 22/22. Astral Energy: 33%. Energy Stored: 33/66. Solar Adrenaline: 1/5. Disorient 1/6

Pseudo-Player [N - Variant]: HP: 16/20. Polarize 2/2. 5/10
Tax Man [N - Variant]: HP: 6,000/40,000. Capital Gains 6/10. 1 Plus
Mario Clone Abomination [H]: HP: 28,400/38,400 Asleep: 1/3
Ash Drake [H][Boss]: HP: 250,000/250,000 Rain of Fire: 1/3 Swoop: 1/5 Hellfire: 1/8 Inferno: 1/16

Healing note x2
Phoenix [AS - DCCCV] Hp: 2,000/20,000. ranged. Hacked: 1/1 Can't attack the tree for one turn.
Puppet Knight [AS - 1412] Hp: 23,000/30,000. Valor: 3/5 Hacked: 1/1 Can't attack the tree for one turn.
Angry Mob [AS] Hp: 83,000/100,000 Stun: 1/1 Hacked: 1/1 Can't attack the tree for one turn.
SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 17/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 45%. Illumina [A] Durability: 90%
Emerald [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Blood blade [A] Durability: 100%
1412 [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Present from the Present: 1/4. Actions: 1/5.

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The Local Town: The Royal Library
construction crew
Head librarian
JOEbob

Stronghold Monster Corridor
Zombies x2: Hp: 5
Variant.



AS:
Jondanger23
DCCCV
Redstonetam15
1412
Battlefury
Irecreeper
randomusername

N:
Variant

PS
JOEbob
A Mirrored Clock



Originally posted on 2017-06-12 18:22:00

17/30 Vengance
9/20 Halt!

+1 to Bfury, +1 to Irae

SparkedTheorem chops up the Tree of Winter with the Axe of Summer.

Originally posted on 2017-06-12 20:29:00

Well, a lot has happened this turn. Winter has come. AG seem to be overwhelmed.

Ah, well.

I conjure a storm of icicles, and launch them rapidly at the English Professor. I also order The Phoenix to keep everyone on our side warm.

The Fallen 17/30
Rebirth 4/6

Requesting charges to help 1412.

+2 to Redstonetam

Originally posted on 2017-06-12 22:30:00

winter isn't here yet.
[big][big][big]Beware winter[/big][/big][/big]
...Winter is coming.
/NULL

Originally posted on 2017-06-12 22:35:00