I start an alchemy to create the Lightning Rod of Aesculapius, which, when wielded, converts incoming electricity-based attacks to healing.
Alchemy: Metal Stick || Bandage = Lightning Rod of Aesculapius 4/20 (+3 from Pricey12345)

Also, I point out that the Makeshift Fort was destroyed by the Mana Spirit.

Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator 6/20
+3 to Pricey12345

Originally posted on 2016-11-20 02:21:00

Post 1:

I put magic on my fist then I slam on the floor creating the earthquake then the crater generates below the Lightning C-MECH making it fall through it and I toss the boulder on it's face

Next Thing... 10/20 +3 from Urus

Next Thing... 7/20 +3 from Urus

Entity Actions: The robot with a gunblade and a blue ninja fights moves to the battlefield and they initate STRIFE on the Lightning C-MECH.

+3 to Urus

Originally posted on 2016-11-20 10:47:00

skeledonop

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1479603878))

12/19 Mega Charge 12/20 Ultra Charge I boop Nikola Tesla on the nose. However, everyone's greatest weakness is always nose boops (everyone knows that), so it's super effective.

Nikola Tesla killed!

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1479608469))

I start an alchemy to create the Lightning Rod of Aesculapius, which, when wielded, converts incoming electricity-based attacks to healing. Alchemy: Metal Stick || Bandage  = Lightning Rod of Aesculapius 4/20 (+3 from Pricey12345) Also, I point out that the Makeshift Fort was destroyed by the Mana Spirit. Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator 6/20 +3 to Pricey12345

The Makeshift Fort collapses, but a bit late! This spawns two Time Popo.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1479638836))

Post 1: I put magic on my fist then I slam on the floor creating the earthquake then the crater generates below the Lightning C-MECH making it fall through it and I toss the boulder on it's face Next Thing... 10/20 +3 from Urus Next Thing... 7/20 +3 from Urus Entity Actions: The robot with a gunblade and a blue ninja fights moves to the battlefield and they initate STRIFE on the Lightning C-MECH. +3 to Urus

7000 damage!

End of turn Battle:
zonemaster42: oops
zonemaster42: almost forgot the most important part of a boss fight
zonemaster42: boss music
The Wanderer is too wounded to act.
The Gunbladebot and Ninja Wearing Blue move to the Battlefield! They then do a combined 15,000 damage to the C-MECH.
The C-MECH: Lightning Round uses Electro Strike! A ball of lightning shoots out of a cannon on its arm, and flies towards the Gunbladebot. 9,000 damage and stunned for a turn.
The Time Popo move to the Battlefield, and investigate what's going on there.
The Tesla Coil keeps Tesla Coiling.
The Anti-Matter Vortex keeps anti-matter vortexing.

The Battlefield (currently N territory):

Wanderer [???]: 4000/10000 HP (Scroll of Magic Mapping)
Time Popo [N]: HP: 5000/5000 x2
Ninja Wearing Blue [AG] 80000/80000 Explosive Kunai Storm:IIII
Gunbladebot [AG]: 81000/90000 Laser Beam:IIIII Stun: II
C-MECH: Lightning Round [PG BOSS]: 97000/120000 Electro Strike: I Call of the Creeper: III Lightning Round: IIIII 9000 Million Volts: IIIIIIIII

Players:
Pricey12345 [AG]: 6/20

Zone of Healing (Currently N territory) (Gives +10,000 health every turn):
zonemaster42 [GM]: 49/50 HP (Hiding in the fort)

Players:
Urus [AG]: 8/20


Mana Pool (currently AG territory) (Specials charge faster in this area):
Tesla Coil [AG]: 4000/10000 HP (Becomes active at full HP) (+2000 HP per turn)

Players:
Toast [PG]: 20/20

Manaburning House (inflicts manaburn to everything within it) (currently ??? territory):
Anti-Matter Vortex [AG]: 500/500

Dwarven Fortress (gives 25% defense to entities and players attacked by entities or players from other zones) (can only be accessed from the Battlefield) (currently N territory):
But nobody came...



Originally posted on 2016-11-23 16:35:00

Post 1:

I heal the Wanderer (We shouldn't let him die)

Next Thing... 11/20

Next Thing... 8/20

Entity Actions: The robot with a gunblade has a malfunction for 2 turns and a blue ninja slices the electrical C-MECH

+3 to Urus

Originally posted on 2016-11-23 19:37:00

13/19 Mega Charge
13/20 Ultra Charge

I thank mr skeltal and enter the house, inside a lead box that is completely spatially stable. I drop this box on the tesla coil, then reenter it.

Originally posted on 2016-11-23 19:40:00

I summon a Stark Raving Mad Dwarf Chieftan, who moves into the Dwarven Fortress and initiates the Dwarven Doomsday Device.
Stark Raving Mad Dwarf Chieftan [AG] [Dwarf] Hp: 1500/1500

The Dwarven Doomsday device charges by 1 for each entity with the [Dwarf] tag in the Dwarven Fortress. It can fire at 25, 50, or 100 charges, and does higher damage with more charges. It floods all zones except the Dwarven Fortress with magma for (charges/25) turns, dealing massive fire damage.

Alchemy: Lightning Rod of Aesculapius 10/20 (+6 from Pricey12345)
Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator 7/20
+3 to Pricey12345

Originally posted on 2016-11-24 01:16:00

i call in the time popo inspectors

6/10

3+ to urs

Originally posted on 2016-11-24 01:24:00

Post 2:

I heal the Wanderer again.

Next Thing... 12/20

Next Thing... 12/20 +3 from Urus

Entity Actions: The robot with a gunblade has a malfunction for 2 turns and a blue ninja slices the electrical C-MECH

+2 to Urus and +1 to Battlefury

Originally posted on 2016-11-24 07:20:00

I summon five Dwarven Nobles, who travel to the Dwarven Fortress.
Dwarven Noble [AG] [Dwarf] x5 Hp: 750/750

Alchemy: Lightning Rod of Aesculapius 16/20 (+3 from Battlefury, +2 from Pricey12345)
Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator 8/20
+2 to Battlefury, +1 to Pricey12345

Originally posted on 2016-11-24 15:39:00

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1479929845))

Post 1: I heal the Wanderer (We shouldn't let him die) Next Thing... 11/20 Next Thing... 8/20 Entity Actions: The robot with a gunblade has a malfunction for 2 turns and a blue ninja slices the electrical C-MECH +3 to Urus

+4000 health!

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1479930026))

13/19 Mega Charge 13/20 Ultra Charge I thank mr skeltal and enter the house, inside a lead box that is completely spatially stable. I drop this box on the tesla coil, then reenter it.

Tesla Coil killed! You then enter the house.

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1479950180))

I summon a Stark Raving Mad Dwarf Chieftan, who moves into the Dwarven Fortress and initiates the Dwarven Doomsday Device. Stark Raving Mad Dwarf Chieftan [AG] [Dwarf] Hp: 1500/1500 The Dwarven Doomsday device charges by 1 for each entity with the [Dwarf] tag in the Dwarven Fortress. It can fire at 25, 50, or 100 charges, and does higher damage with more charges. It floods all zones except the Dwarven Fortress with magma for (charges/25) turns, dealing massive fire damage. Alchemy: Lightning Rod of Aesculapius 10/20 (+6 from Pricey12345) Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator 7/20 +3 to Pricey12345

The Stark Raving Mad Dwarf Chieftan and Dwarven Doomsday Device appear!

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1479950698))

i call in the time popo inspectors 6/10 3+ to urs

You call in the time popo inspectors.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1479972004))

Post 2: I heal the Wanderer again. Next Thing... 12/20 Next Thing... 12/20 +3 from Urus Entity Actions: The robot with a gunblade has a malfunction for 2 turns and a blue ninja slices the electrical C-MECH +2 to Urus and +1 to Battlefury

Wanderer fully healed!

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1480001985))

I summon five Dwarven Nobles, who travel to the Dwarven Fortress. Dwarven Noble [AG] [Dwarf] x5 Hp: 750/750 Alchemy: Lightning Rod of Aesculapius 16/20 (+3 from Battlefury, +2 from Pricey12345) Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator 8/20 +2 to Battlefury, +1 to Pricey12345

Dwarven Nobles summoned!

End of turn Battle:
The Wanderer throws some water on the C-MECH. 5000 damage.
The Time Popo begin SUPER INVESTIGATION MODE!
The Ninja slices the C-MECH. 8000 damage.
The Gunbladebot is malfunctioning.
The C-MECH backpedals into the Dwarven Fortress, and kicks a Dwarven Noble over the wall, killing it.
Meanwhile, in the House...
The Anti-Matter Vortex keeps antimatter vortexing.
The Lead Box keeps safely containing Toast.
A sudden sense of dread washes over everyone in the house.
Meanwhile, in the Fortress...
The Dwarves dogpile the C-MECH for 10000 damage.

The Battlefield (currently N territory):

Wanderer [???]: 10000/10000 HP (Scroll of Magic Mapping)
Time Popo [N]: HP: 5000/5000 x2
Time Popo Inspectors [N]: 10000/10000 x2
Ninja Wearing Blue [AG] 80000/80000 Explosive Kunai Storm:IIII
Gunbladebot [AG]: 81000/90000 Laser Beam:IIIII Stun: II

Players:
Pricey12345 [AG]: 6/20
Battlefury [AG]: 20/20


Zone of Healing (Currently N territory) (Gives +10,000 health every turn):
zonemaster42 [GM]: 49/50 HP (Hiding in the fort)

Players:
Urus [AG]: 8/20


Mana Pool (currently AG territory) (Specials charge faster in this area):
But nobody came...

Manaburning House (inflicts manaburn to everything within it) (currently ??? territory):
Anti-Matter Vortex [AG]: 500/500
Spatially Stable Lead Box [PG]: 2000/2000 HP (Containing Toast)

Players:
Toast [PG]: 20/20


Dwarven Fortress (gives 25% defense to entities and players attacked by entities or players from other zones) (can only be accessed from the Battlefield) (currently N territory):
Stark Raving Mad Dwarf Chieftan [AG] [Dwarf]: 1500/1500 HP
Dwarven Nobles [AG]: 750/750 x4
Dwarven Doomsday Device: 20000/20000 HP 5/100 Charges (Charge increases by one for each entity with the [Dwarf] tag) (Can fire at 25, 50, or 100 damage, floods all zones except for the Fortress with lava for (charge/25) turns, causing fire damage.)
C-MECH: Lightning Round [PG BOSS]: 76000/120000 Electro Strike: I Call of the Creeper: III Lightning Round: IIIII 9000 Million Volts: IIIIIIIII



Originally posted on 2016-11-24 17:30:00

Post 1:

I heal the Wanderer again.

Next Thing... 14/20 +1 from Urus

Next Thing... 13/20

Entity Actions: The robot with a gunblade has a malfunction but trying to get to the Dwarven Fortress and a blue ninja rushes to the Dwarven Fortress and few explosive kunais at the Electric C-MECH.

+2 to Urus and +1 to Battlefury

Originally posted on 2016-11-24 19:17:00

I command the dwarves to press the Dwarven Eject Button. A spring springs from the floor directly beneath the C-Mech: Lightning Round, flinging it high into the sky. It lands in the Manaburning House, directly on the Spatially Stable Lead Box.

Alchemy: Lightning Rod of Aesculapius 19/20 (+2 from Pricey12345)
Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator 9/20
+2 to Battlefury, +1 to Pricey12345

Originally posted on 2016-11-26 03:17:00

well this game has certainly slowed down a bit

no dop today

Originally posted on 2016-11-26 18:41:00

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1480015027))

Post 1: I heal the Wanderer again. Next Thing... 14/20 +1 from Urus Next Thing... 13/20 Entity Actions: The robot with a gunblade has a malfunction but trying to get to the Dwarven Fortress and a blue ninja rushes to the Dwarven Fortress and few explosive kunais at the Electric C-MECH. +2 to Urus and +1 to Battlefury

The Wanderer is at full health!

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1480130268))

I command the dwarves to press the Dwarven Eject Button. A spring springs from the floor directly beneath the C-Mech: Lightning Round, flinging it high into the sky. It lands in the Manaburning House, directly on the Spatially Stable Lead Box. Alchemy: Lightning Rod of Aesculapius 19/20 (+2 from Pricey12345) Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator 9/20 +2 to Battlefury, +1 to Pricey12345

zonemaster42: ugh
zonemaster42: activate parachutes, i guess
Two hatches on the C-MECH open, and four parachutes shoot out of both of them.
The C-MECH then lands on the Battlefield safely.
zonemaster42: don't ask how that worked

End of turn Battle:
The Wanderer pulls out two rifles, and takes potshots at the C-MECH. 5000 damage.
The Time Popo get in a van and speed off.
The Ninja Wearing Blue rushes to the Dwarven Fortress, only to realize the C-MECH is not there.
The C-MECH: Lightning Round activates both Call of the Creeper and Electro Strike. It emits a hiss, and thousands of creepers begin to drop from the sky. It then shoots a lightning blast out of its leg at the Creepers, turning them into Charged Creepers. The Charged Creepers all land in the Dwarven Fortress, and start exploding.
zonemaster42: anyways
zonemaster42: time to take out the trash
He snaps his fingers, and the Manapool completely ceases to exist.
The Dwarves begin whacking the Charged Creepers, killing 500 of them.


The Battlefield (currently AG territory):

Wanderer [???]: 10000/10000 HP (Scroll of Magic Mapping)
Gunbladebot [AG]: 81000/90000 Laser Beam:IIIII
C-MECH: Lightning Round [PG BOSS]: 71000/120000 Electro Strike: I Call of the Creeper: III Lightning Round: IIIII 9000 Million Volts: IIIIIIIII


Players:
Pricey12345 [AG]: 6/20
Battlefury [AG]: 20/20


Zone of Healing (Currently N territory) (Gives +10,000 health every turn):
zonemaster42 [GM]: 49/50 HP (Hiding in the fort)

Players:
Urus [AG]: 8/20


Manaburning House (inflicts manaburn to everything within it) (currently ??? territory):
Anti-Matter Vortex [AG]: 500/500
Spatially Stable Lead Box [PG]: 2000/2000 HP (Containing Toast)

Players:
Toast [PG]: 20/20


Dwarven Fortress (gives 25% defense to entities and players attacked by entities or players from other zones) (can only be accessed from the Battlefield) (currently N territory):
Stark Raving Mad Dwarf Chieftan [AG] [Dwarf]: 1500/1500 HP
Dwarven Nobles [AG] [Dwarf]: 750/750 x4
Ninja Wearing Blue [AG] 80000/80000 Explosive Kunai Storm:IIII
Dwarven Doomsday Device: 20000/20000 HP 5/100 Charges (Charge increases by one for each entity with the [Dwarf] tag) (Can fire at 25, 50, or 100 damage, floods all zones except for the Fortress with lava for (charge/25) turns, causing fire damage.)
Charged Creeper [PG] x500: 20/20 (2 turns until explosion)


Originally posted on 2016-11-29 00:23:00

Post 1:

I rush inside the Dwarven Fortress.

Next Thing... 15/20

Next Thing... 15/20 +1 from Urus

Entity Actions: The robot with a gunblade begins to function again then it fires a laser beam at the Electric C-MECH and a blue ninja rushes back to the Battlefield and chucks a few explosive kunais at the Electric C-MECH.

+2 to Urus and +1 to Battlefury

Originally posted on 2016-11-29 07:00:00

I finish the Lightning Rod of Aesculapius. I run to the Manaburning House and hide in my Anti-Matter Vortex. The Anti-Matter Vortex's vortexing protects me from the manafire.
Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator 10/20
Chain Lightning 3/10 (+2 from Pricey12345)
+2 to Pricey12345, +1 to Battlefury

Originally posted on 2016-12-01 22:25:00

DOP DEPLOYED: TYPE: SKELETAL

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1480402813))

Post 1: I rush inside the Dwarven Fortress. Next Thing... 15/20 Next Thing... 15/20 +1 from Urus Entity Actions: The robot with a gunblade begins to function again then it fires a laser beam at the Electric C-MECH and a blue ninja rushes back to the Battlefield and chucks a few explosive kunais at the Electric C-MECH. +2 to Urus and +1 to Battlefury

You go to the Dwarven Fortress.

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1480631159))

I finish the Lightning Rod of Aesculapius. I run to the Manaburning House and hide in my Anti-Matter Vortex. The Anti-Matter Vortex's vortexing protects me from the manafire. Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator 10/20 Chain Lightning 3/10 (+2 from Pricey12345) +2 to Pricey12345, +1 to Battlefury

You finish the Lightning Rod of Aesculapius, run to the House, and hide in the Vortex.

End of turn Battle:
You all activate the instant win because I don't want to continue this game at all. Sorry.

The Battlefield (currently AG territory):

Wanderer [???]: 10000/10000 HP (Scroll of Magic Mapping)
Gunbladebot [AG]: 81000/90000 Laser Beam:IIIII
C-MECH: Lightning Round [PG BOSS]: 71000/120000 Electro Strike: I Call of the Creeper: III Lightning Round: IIIII 9000 Million Volts: IIIIIIIII


Players:
Pricey12345 [AG]: 6/20
Battlefury [AG]: 20/20


Zone of Healing (Currently N territory) (Gives +10,000 health every turn):
zonemaster42 [GM]: 49/50 HP (Hiding in the fort)

Players:
Urus [AG]: 8/20


Manaburning House (inflicts manaburn to everything within it) (currently ??? territory):
Anti-Matter Vortex [AG]: 500/500
Spatially Stable Lead Box [PG]: 2000/2000 HP (Containing Toast)

Players:
Toast [PG]: 20/20


Dwarven Fortress (gives 25% defense to entities and players attacked by entities or players from other zones) (can only be accessed from the Battlefield) (currently N territory):
Stark Raving Mad Dwarf Chieftan [AG] [Dwarf]: 1500/1500 HP
Dwarven Nobles [AG] [Dwarf]: 750/750 x4
Ninja Wearing Blue [AG] 80000/80000 Explosive Kunai Storm:IIII
Dwarven Doomsday Device: 20000/20000 HP 5/100 Charges (Charge increases by one for each entity with the [Dwarf] tag) (Can fire at 25, 50, or 100 damage, floods all zones except for the Fortress with lava for (charge/25) turns, causing fire damage.)
Charged Creeper [PG] x500: 20/20 (2 turns until explosion)

Originally posted on 2016-12-03 17:53:00

Oh well. I decide to blow up the entire PG area so we're already won.

I beat zonemaster on the ground after he died from his dismay. I leave the server but I have a nastier idea because I absorbed the power of zonemaster.

Originally posted on 2016-12-03 21:27:00

-START TRANSMISSION-

TESTING, TESTING, ONE TWO THREE, ONE TWO THREE.

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE. DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR TELEVISION SETS. DO NOT AVERT YOUR EYES. DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN.

AN H-CLASS CATACLYSMIC EVENT HAS OCCURRED.

PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOMES.

PLEASE DO NOT GO OUTSIDE.

PLEASE DO NOT CONSUME GARBAGE.

AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, HAVE FUN.

-ALPHA BASE CORPORATION "WE'RE NOT A RIPOFF OF MTT, WE SWEAR."

-END TRANSMISSION-

Originally posted on 2017-04-01 21:46:00

Guessing it's over?



Originally posted on 2017-04-02 15:04:00