"You have got to be kidding me..."

I blink to the place where I see the Ridiculously Large Bomb. I then punch the shell of that bomb and I throw water at it.

Something 12/20
Something 12/20

+3 to Urus

Originally posted on 2016-11-11 19:43:00

I pick up the Bomblings and throw them into the Zone of Healing.

Zone: Dwarven Fortress 4/20 (+3 from Pricey12345)
Polymorph 1/5


Originally posted on 2016-11-14 19:47:00

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1478893389))

"You have got to be kidding me..." I blink to the place where I see the Ridiculously Large Bomb. I then punch the shell of that bomb and I throw water at it. Something 12/20 Something 12/20 +3 to Urus

5,000 damage.

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1479152827))

I pick up the Bomblings and throw them into the Zone of Healing. Zone: Dwarven Fortress 4/20 (+3 from Pricey12345) Polymorph 1/5

The Bomblings instantly explode before you touch them, dealing 5 damage to you!

End of turn Battle:
But somebody came...
The Blue Knight continues charging.
The Blue Dragon claws the Ridiculously Large Bomb for 3,000 damage.
The Spook Bomb continues ticking...
The Mana Spirit teleports to the Zone of Healing.
The Ridiculously Large Bomb fires an Incendiary Grenade at the Blue Knight! It misses and hits a house off in the distance.
zonemaster42 summons a Makeshift Fort and hides in it.

The Battlefield (currently Neutral territory):

Lost Wanderer [???]: 10000/10000 HP

Zone of Healing (Currently PG territory) (Gives +10,000 health every turn):
Mana Spirit [N]: 10000/10000 HP. Mana Lance: III
Makeshift Fort [PG]: 1/1 HP
zonemaster42 [GM]: 49/50 HP (Hiding in the fort)

Mana Pool (currently AG territory) (Specials charge faster in this area):
Blue Knight [AG]: 1000/1000 HP. (Riding Blue Dragon) Stormstrike: II
Blue Dragon [AG]: 2000/2000 HP.
Spook Bomb [AG]: Armed. 25% chance to disarm upon being attacked, increases with each time attacked. Has a 25% chance to detonate each turn, inflicts Aura of Spoop on everything in this zone upon detonation.
Ridiculously Large Bomb [PG]: 29000/40000 HP. 3 Turns until detonation.

Players:
Pricey12345 [AG]: 20/20
Urus [AG]: 12/20

Burning House (inflicts burn to everything within it) (currently ??? territory):
???

Originally posted on 2016-11-14 21:52:00

I summon Nikola Tesla. He boosts storm-/electricity-based attacks by 25%.

Zone: Dwarven Fortress 5/20
Polymorph 2/5

+3 to Pricey12345

Originally posted on 2016-11-14 22:58:00

Post 1:

I generate the water daggers on my hands then I throw these at the Ridiculously Large Bomb and I cover it with water so it might going to delay explosions and/or damaging the bomb.

Something 16/20 +3 fom Urus
Something 13/20

+3 to Urus

Originally posted on 2016-11-15 08:23:00

10/19 Mega Charge
10/20 Ultra Charge

I take a jab at disarming the Spoopy Bomb. Not a literal jab, mind you, but a metaphorical one.

Originally posted on 2016-11-15 20:06:00

Post 2:

I electricute the Ridiculously Large Bomb with electric with water

Something 17/20
Something 14/20

+3 to Urus

Originally posted on 2016-11-15 21:37:00

I enter the Battlefield and give the Lost Wanderer a Scroll of Magic Mapping.

Zone: Dwarven Fortress 12/20 (+6 from Pricey12345)
Polymorph 3/5

+3 to Pricey12345

Originally posted on 2016-11-15 22:53:00

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1479164318))

I summon Nikola Tesla. He boosts storm-/electricity-based attacks by 25%. Zone: Dwarven Fortress 5/20 Polymorph 2/5 +3 to Pricey12345

Nikola Tesla appears!

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1479198199))

Post 1: I generate the water daggers on my hands then I throw these at the Ridiculously Large Bomb and I cover it with water so it might going to delay explosions and/or damaging the bomb. Something 16/20 +3 fom Urus Something 13/20 +3 to Urus

5,000 damage!

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1479240416))

10/19 Mega Charge 10/20 Ultra Charge I take a jab at disarming the Spoopy Bomb. Not a literal jab, mind you, but a metaphorical one.

Spook Bomb disarmed!

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1479245875))

Post 2: I electricute the Ridiculously Large Bomb with electric with water Something 17/20 Something 14/20 +3 to Urus

6,000 damage!

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1479250409))

I enter the Battlefield and give the Lost Wanderer a Scroll of Magic Mapping. Zone: Dwarven Fortress 12/20 (+6 from Pricey12345) Polymorph 3/5 +3 to Pricey12345

The Wanderer takes the scroll.

End of turn Battle:
The Wanderer stands there, looking somewhat creepy.
The house keeps burning.
The Mana Spirit decides to spend 2000 health to execute Mana Lance early! It fires out a beam of light, aiming for the House. Nothing happens for a moment, but then the fire changes to a manafire!
The Blue Knight executes Stormstrike! His sword becomes energized, and a storm bolt is fired towards the Ridiculously Large Bomb! 10000 damage!
The Blue Dragon fires a lightning bolt towards the Bomb! 5000 damage!
The Bomb summons 5 Playerbusters!

The Battlefield (currently AG territory):

Wanderer [???]: 10000/10000 HP (Scroll of Magic Mapping)

Players:
Urus [AG]: 12/20

Zone of Healing (Currently PG territory) (Gives +10,000 health every turn):
Mana Spirit [N]: 10000/10000 HP. Mana Lance: III
Makeshift Fort [PG]: 1/1 HP
zonemaster42 [GM]: 49/50 HP (Hiding in the fort)

Mana Pool (currently AG territory) (Specials charge faster in this area):
Blue Knight [AG]: 1000/1000 HP. (Riding Blue Dragon)
Blue Dragon [AG]: 2000/2000 HP.
Nikola Tesla [AG]: 500/500 HP (Increases damage of electric attacks by 25%)
Ridiculously Large Bomb [PG]: 3000/40000 HP. 3 Turns until detonation.
Playerbuster [PG] x5: 5000/5000 HP. 2 Turns until detonation.

Players:
Pricey12345 [AG]: 20/20
Toast [PG]: 20/20

Manaburning House (inflicts manaburn to everything within it) (currently ??? territory):
???




Originally posted on 2016-11-15 23:48:00

I summon 5 Playerbusterbusters.
Playerbusterbuster [AG] x5: 5000/5000 HP

Zone: Dwarven Fortress 13/20
Polymorph 4/5

+3 to Pricey12345

Originally posted on 2016-11-16 01:25:00

Post 1:

Hopefully I completely disarm the Ridiculously Large Bomb with kinetic energy and power collected from electrical stuff...

I summon something 20/20 +2 from Urus
Thanks to the boosts, I summon something like a... ninja wearing something blue.

He is [AG] and has average HP and ATT as a 20 post entity

He can throw 3 explosive kunais on 3 different targets (unless if he's focusing or chosen targets) for medium damage with a 4 turn cooldown

My ninja will disarm a Ridiculously Large Bomb with his tricks (or some Playerbusters if that bomb is completely disarmed/destroyed)

Something 19/20 +4 from Urus

+3 to Urus

Originally posted on 2016-11-16 07:22:00

Polymorph 5/5
I run to the Zone of Healing. I zap the Makeshift Fort with the Staff of Polymorph, turning it into an Anti-Matter Vortex. zonemaster42, who was in the Makeshift Fort, is now inside the Anti-Matter Vortex. This causes zonemaster42 to take disintegration damage every turn.
Anti-Matter Vortex [AG]: 500/500 {Engulfing zonemaster42}

Zone: Dwarven Fortress 17/20 (+3 from Pricey12345)
+3 to Pricey12345

Originally posted on 2016-11-17 04:50:00

Post 2:

I pummel and knock down one of the Playerbusters.

Something 20/20

I summon a robot with a gunblade.

It is [AG] and has higher HP and lower ATT as a 20 post entity

It can shoot a laser which deals medium-high damage on a enemy with a cooldown of 5

Next Thing... 4/20 +3 from Urus

Next Thing... 1/20

+3 to Urus

Originally posted on 2016-11-17 07:30:00

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1479259518))

I summon 5 Playerbusterbusters. Playerbusterbuster [AG] x5: 5000/5000 HP Zone: Dwarven Fortress 13/20 Polymorph 4/5 +3 to Pricey12345

Playerbusterbusters summoned!
zonemaster42: this is getting out of hand
He summons 5 Playerbusterbusterbusters!

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1479280955))

Post 1: Hopefully I completely disarm the Ridiculously Large Bomb with kinetic energy and power collected from electrical stuff... I summon something 20/20 +2 from Urus Thanks to the boosts, I summon something like a... ninja wearing something blue. He is [AG] and has average HP and ATT as a 20 post entity He can throw 3 explosive kunais on 3 different targets (unless if he's focusing or chosen targets) for medium damage with a 4 turn cooldown My ninja will disarm a Ridiculously Large Bomb with his tricks (or some Playerbusters if that bomb is completely disarmed/destroyed) Something 19/20 +4 from Urus +3 to Urus

Ridiculously Large Bomb disarmed!
Ninja Wearing Blue summoned!

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1479358227))

Polymorph 5/5 I run to the Zone of Healing. I zap the Makeshift Fort with the Staff of Polymorph, turning it into an Anti-Matter Vortex. zonemaster42, who was in the Makeshift Fort, is now inside the Anti-Matter Vortex. This causes zonemaster42 to take disintegration damage every turn. Anti-Matter Vortex [AG]: 500/500 {Engulfing zonemaster42} Zone: Dwarven Fortress 17/20 (+3 from Pricey12345) +3 to Pricey12345

zonemaster42: are you serious
zonemaster42: i take the anti-matter vortex, and throw it towards the house
zonemaster42: it's probably full of cannon fodder anyways

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1479367804))

Post 2: I pummel and knock down one of the Playerbusters. Something 20/20 I summon a robot with a gunblade. It is [AG] and has higher HP and lower ATT as a 20 post entity It can shoot a laser which deals medium-high damage on a enemy with a cooldown of 5 Next Thing... 4/20 +3 from Urus Next Thing... 1/20 +3 to Urus

Playerbuster killed!
Gunbladebot summoned!

End of turn Battle:
The Wanderer appears to want to give you something.
The Mana Spirit launches a mana bomb over towards the Mana Pool, killing the Blue Knight and Blue Dragon.
Nikola Tesla begins building a Tesla Coil.
The Playerbusterbusters suicide into the Playerbusters, killing both parties.
zonemaster42 renames the Playerbusterbusterbusters to Playerbusters.
The Ninja slices a Playerbuster in half.
The Gunbladebot gunblades a Playerbuster, killing it.
A Playerbuster suicides into Pricey, dealing 10 damage and killing itself.

The Battlefield (currently AG territory):

Wanderer [???]: 10000/10000 HP (Scroll of Magic Mapping)

Zone of Healing (Currently PG territory) (Gives +10,000 health every turn):
Mana Spirit [N]: 10000/10000 HP. Mana Lance: III
Makeshift Fort [PG]: 1/1 HP
zonemaster42 [GM]: 49/50 HP (Hiding in the fort)

Players:
Urus [AG]: 12/20

Mana Pool (currently AG territory) (Specials charge faster in this area):
Nikola Tesla [AG]: 500/500 HP (Increases damage of electric attacks by 25%)
Tesla Coil [AG]: 2000/10000 HP (Will become active at full health) (+2000 health per turn)
Ninja Wearing Blue [AG] 80000/80000 Explosive Kunai Storm: IIII
Gunbladebot [AG]: 90000/90000 Laser Beam: IIIII
Playerbuster [PG] x2: 5000/5000 HP.

Players:
Pricey12345 [AG]: 10/20
Toast [PG]: 20/20

Manaburning House (inflicts manaburn to everything within it) (currently ??? territory):
Anti-Matter Vortex [AG]: 500/500



Originally posted on 2016-11-18 20:57:00

11/19 Mega Charge
11/20 Ultra Charge

I place sunglasses on all the Tesla Coil. This gives it confidence to walk away from an explosion without looking at it. Unfortunately this is a nuclear explosion, rather than a fireworks explosion. It gets caught in the aforementioned explosion.

Originally posted on 2016-11-18 21:58:00

Post 1:

I blink to the Zone of healing.

Next Thing... 5/20

Next Thing... 2/20

Entity Actions: The robot with a gunblade and a blue ninja fights with the Playerbusters

+3 to Urus

Originally posted on 2016-11-19 09:14:00

Zone: Dwarven Fortress 20/20 (+2 from Pricey12345)
Entities and players controlling the Fortress have +25% Defense when attacked by entities or players in other zones. Also, the Fortress can only be entered from the Battlefield.

I move to the Battlefield and talk to the Wanderer.

Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator 5/20 (+4 from Pricey12345)
+3 to Pricey12345

Originally posted on 2016-11-19 14:46:00

Post 2:

I spray a gallon of Anti-Magic cream at the Mana Spirit. I remember that the Ridicilously Large Bomb that is going to destroy the entire zone but Me and Urus disarmed that thing now we have to wait for a boss to come...

Next Thing... 6/20

Next Thing... 6/20 +3 from Urus

Entity Actions: The robot with a gunblade and a blue ninja fights with the Playerbusters

+3 to Urus

Originally posted on 2016-11-19 21:38:00

woah an update a day after another update? what an alien concept

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1479506334))

11/19 Mega Charge 11/20 Ultra Charge I place sunglasses on all the Tesla Coil. This gives it confidence to walk away from an explosion without looking at it. Unfortunately this is a nuclear explosion, rather than a fireworks explosion. It gets caught in the aforementioned explosion.

Tesla Coil killed, making it the shortest-lived entity in DTG: Zone Wars history!

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1479546875))

Post 1: I blink to the Zone of healing. Next Thing... 5/20 Next Thing... 2/20 Entity Actions: The robot with a gunblade and a blue ninja fights with the Playerbusters +3 to Urus

You blink to the Zone of Healing!

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1479566773))

Zone: Dwarven Fortress 20/20 (+2 from Pricey12345) Entities and players controlling the Fortress have +25% Defense when attacked by entities or players in other zones. Also, the Fortress can only be entered from the Battlefield. I move to the Battlefield and talk to the Wanderer. Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator 5/20 (+4 from Pricey12345) +3 to Pricey12345

Dwarven Fortress appears!
"Take this cartridge, it'll grant you Shock Attacks."
Shock Cartridge obtained!

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1479591488))

Post 2: I spray a gallon of Anti-Magic cream at the Mana Spirit. I remember that the Ridicilously Large Bomb that is going to destroy the entire zone but Me and Urus disarmed that thing now we have to wait for a boss to come... Next Thing... 6/20 Next Thing... 6/20 +3 from Urus Entity Actions: The robot with a gunblade and a blue ninja fights with the Playerbusters +3 to Urus

7000 damage!

End of turn Battle:
zonemaster42: oh no you don't
He runs towards Urus, and knocks the Shock Cartridge out of his hands.
zonemaster42: i'll be taking that
He takes the cartridge, and motions towards a wrecked C-MECH on the out skirts of the Battlefield. He flies over towards it, and inserts the cartridge into a slot on the back of its head.
zonemaster42: introducing...
zonemaster42: C-MECH: LIGHTNING ROUND!
zonemaster42: actually that's a pretty terrible name
zonemaster42: oh well.

How to Play:
Alright, this is the first boss. It won't be too terribly difficult, but it will have an array of lightning-based attacks, with one exception being the Call of the Creeper special.

The Wanderer pulls out a freakin' nuke launcher and fires it C-MECH-ward. Of course, since this is DTG, it deals a measly 1000 damage.
The C-MECH: Lightning Round retaliates with a lightning blast. This deals 6000 damage.
The Mana Spirit convulses violently, and explodes. This deals 4 damage to all players and destroys the Makeshift Fort.
Nikola Tesla begins building another Tesla Coil, this time defended by two Lightning Drones.
The Ninja and Gunbladebot finish off the Playerbusters.

The Battlefield (currently PG territory):

Wanderer [???]: 4000/10000 HP (Scroll of Magic Mapping)
C-MECH: Lightning Round [PG BOSS]: 119000/120000 Electro Strike: I Call of the Creeper: III Lightning Round: IIIII 9000 Million Volts: IIIIIIIII

Zone of Healing (Currently PG territory) (Gives +10,000 health every turn):
Makeshift Fort [PG]: 1/1 HP
zonemaster42 [GM]: 49/50 HP (Hiding in the fort)

Players:
Urus [AG]: 8/20
Pricey12345 [AG]: 6/20


Mana Pool (currently AG territory) (Specials charge faster in this area):
Nikola Tesla [AG]: 500/500 HP (Increases damage of electric attacks by 25%)
Tesla Coil [AG]: 2000/10000 HP (Becomes active at full HP) (+2000 HP per turn)
Ninja Wearing Blue [AG] 80000/80000 Explosive Kunai Storm: IIII
Gunbladebot [AG]: 90000/90000 Laser Beam: IIIII

Players:
Toast [PG]: 20/20

Manaburning House (inflicts manaburn to everything within it) (currently ??? territory):
Anti-Matter Vortex [AG]: 500/500

Dwarven Fortress (gives 25% defense to entities and players attacked by entities or players from other zones) (can only be accessed from the Battlefield) (currently N territory):
But nobody came...



Originally posted on 2016-11-20 00:27:00

12/19 Mega Charge
12/20 Ultra Charge

I boop Nikola Tesla on the nose. However, everyone's greatest weakness is always nose boops (everyone knows that), so it's super effective.

Originally posted on 2016-11-20 01:04:00