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 Posted: Feb 11 2024, 11:21 AM
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Lilly tilts her head in confusion
Agent Lilly: I... I guess? I've always had hands, unless you're talking to yourself about finally having some loyal physical minions or something
Agent Lilly: Also thanks for offering to explain things, but I sort of... don't care?
Agent Lilly: I'm mostly here to Blindly Swear my Loyalty to you Ma'am, so I don't really need too much information, just some basic stuff
As she talks she walks over to pick up her sword

The Arbiter hears a Voice talk over Radio to her
The Satellite: Greetings Arbiter, You are marked as an [ALLY] in my systems, so any specific orders?
The Satellite: Assuming that you don't want The City to be destroyed I will be sending a unit to defend it
The Satellite: Introducing myself, I am The Satellite, Agent Lilly is an Agent of mine


The Satellite takes this opportunity to deploy some reinforcements, since Alkaris has summoned some minions they also can't be stronger then he is, otherwise they'd just be clones, so it aims from orbit, targeting the point between the city and the enemy army to halt their advance, then it fires its Launcher.

What lands is a Heavy Tank, it has Two Cannons attached to the turret horizontally, they fire at a delay, one Cannon firing after the other, it also has 4 Machine guns, 2 mounted on the front and 2 at the Back.

The Heavy Tank loads Explosive shells for targeting an Army instead of another Armored Vehicle, it will fire when the concrete fails, in the meantime it will set its machine guns to gun down the Infini-pedes.

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 Posted: Feb 11 2024, 12:22 PM
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Huh? Reach the Core? That doesn't sound right. DefJOE's trying to destroy the Floor here, people! Sure, those words rhyme, but it's just not the same, alright? Sure, it'll be easy to get to the Core without a Floor, but that's secondary!
Anyway, time to keep destroying the floor! So, no clue who the 'Tiamat Security Forces' are, but Mr. Electric is well known for being able to kill things. Such as... The Floor! If you kill something on a conceptual level, this is like destroying it. Mr. Electric isn't very good at conceptual things, but that's why DefJOE is going to hijack the Concept of Mr. Electric! Conceptually, Mr. Electric is pursuing DefJOE and 'halfway' there due to have half his speed, but thanks to John, Mr. Electric isn't actually anywhere near DefJOE! This externally-caused desynchronisation between physicality and the conceptual situation means DefJOE can hijack the concept of Mr. Electric by targeting where Mr. Electric would be if not for John! As for how to hijack Mr. Electric... DefJOE uses his immense psychic powers (which he totally had this whole time, which is to say about five seconds) to start an Inverse Battle! Within an inverse battle, all types function in reverse! Electric is a type, obviously, so the Mr. Electric in range- the conceptual one- has his alignment inverted! Not only that, but Ground(Which much of the Floor is) is normally immune to Electric- but becomes weak to it in an inverse battle! This all goes to make Mr. Electric the perfect tool to continue Destroying The Floor!!
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 Posted: Feb 11 2024, 01:42 PM
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Upon noticing the sudden change in state of his foot, Jelloji seems confused. "Foot blue? Why foot blue? You make foot blue? You want foot? Jelloji no want blue foot. Blue foot smell weird."
In his ear "Really, that smells weird to you? Didn't you just eat... nevermind."
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"
"I... I meant that I'm surprised the lovely scent of your cooking didn't cover whatever that smell is, of course, Supreme Kai of Time."
"Ooooh, so that's it. That's a fair point Trunks. Must not have put enough perfume into the batter."
"YOU... of course you did that... anyways, you're gonna want to get that foot checked out or something, it could be infected."
"In...sect..ed? YOU MEAN THERE BUGS IN JELLOJI's FOOT? BUGS EAT JELLOJI's FOOD! JELLOJI GET RID OF BUGS!"

[Action]

Jelloji proceeds to look at his leg for a second, before swinging it hard in Alkaris's general direction, with it suddenly detaching itself as a goopy (now blue) blob as he does so, flinging the blob of elf Pox infected Majin mass directly at Alkaris's face, which then if it connects, will attempt to assimilate Alkaris, as blobs of Majin goop tend to do to anything not the Majin themself.(Basically, if it connects, the blob of elf pox and majin material will try to absorb Alkaris. Dunno how he'd respond, but if he tanks it I figure his best case is he's now the one with Elf Pox if he isn't immunized, so that's fun.)
After the blob is detached, a bit of Jelloji's mass trickles down to where the leg was and forms into a new leg, exactly the same as the old one excluding the elf pox.

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 Posted: Feb 11 2024, 02:15 PM
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Xee, if anything, just seems more disappointed over losing his knife.

He then takes a second to actually look at current events, and notices the army stuck in a box. His smile seems to be more... crooked.

"Well, I suppose if I can't deal with whatever's up there..."
"I'll just do the next best thing."


Xee taps the side of his hat, and a bloodshot eye opens,which g̸l̸a̶r̴e̵s̸ ̶a̶t̵ ̵t̵h̶e̷ ̸c̶o̵n̶c̸r̸e̴t̸e̵.̷ ̵E̵y̸e̶s̴ ̸o̴p̸e̵n̷ ̵a̴l̶l̸ ̴a̷l̸o̸n̷g̴ ̵t̷h̸e̷ ̸i̶n̶s̷i̴d̵e̶ ̷o̶f̴ ̴t̸h̵e̴ ̵w̵a̶l̷l̷s̷,̴ ̷e̷a̶c̶h̵ ̴m̷a̸d̴e̵ ̴o̸f̶ ̷s̵o̴m̴e̶ ̷c̴h̶a̷l̵k̶-̶l̵i̵k̷e̶ ̴s̷u̶b̴s̵t̸a̴n̷c̴e̸,̵ ̷e̷a̶c̶h̴ ̷s̴t̵a̴r̶i̶n̸g̵ ̴a̷t̷ ̶a̸n̵ ̴i̶n̷d̶i̸v̵i̷d̷u̶a̷l̷ ̸E̴i̶d̷o̶l̸o̴n̸.̵ ̸T̷h̵e̷y̵ ̵b̶l̴i̵n̵k̷ ̴o̶n̵c̶e̵ ̶i̷n̶ ̴u̶n̷i̸s̷o̴n̷,̶ ̷a̴n̸d̴ ̸w̶h̶a̵t̷ ̷s̵h̴o̵u̶l̴d̶ ̴n̴o̵t̵ ̴b̴e̴ ̶b̵r̵i̵e̶f̶l̸y̶ ̸i̴s̶.̵ ̴T̷h̸e̶y̴ ̵b̵l̵i̵n̴k̷ ̶a̷g̵a̵i̴n̶,̴ ̷a̶n̴d̸ ̴t̵h̸e̵ ̷p̸r̴e̸s̸e̶n̴c̸e̴ ̷o̸f̷ ̶s̴o̵m̶e̶t̶h̴i̸n̶g̷ ̴i̷m̵p̶o̵s̷s̸i̵b̶l̶e̷ ̵d̵r̸a̴g̴s̷ ̷i̵t̴s̸e̵l̵f̷ ̷t̸o̵ ̶t̷h̸e̸ ̵l̵a̴n̴d̶ ̸o̸f̶ ̶t̶h̸e̴ ̴r̷e̶a̵l̷.̸ ̸T̶h̵e̴y̴ ̸b̷l̷i̷n̴k̴ ̴a̵ ̷t̵h̴i̸r̵d̷ ̸t̶i̸m̸e̶,̴ ̷a̸n̸d̸ ̶t̷h̸e̴ ̷e̵y̴e̵s̶ ̷c̷o̷n̴v̵e̵r̶g̷e̶ ̶i̵n̵t̶o̵ ̸o̵n̴e̶ ̷l̴a̸r̴g̸e̷ ̸e̸y̶e̴.̶.̴.̴ ̸a̶s̵ ̷[̷R̶E̶D̷A̷C̵T̸E̸D̶]̴ ̷s̶t̷r̶e̵t̷c̴h̸e̵s̶ ̸a̶n̸ ̸a̴p̶p̴e̵n̴d̴a̷g̴e̸ ̸t̶h̷r̴o̷u̷g̶h̸.̷ ̶[̶R̸E̸D̷A̷C̴T̴E̵D̸]̵ ̷r̶a̴i̶s̵e̶s̷ ̴[̴R̷E̷D̶A̸C̵T̸E̴D̶]̴'̶s̶ ̴e̵q̶u̷i̴v̶a̵l̴e̷n̶t̷ ̴o̴f̵ ̸a̴ ̵f̶i̵n̸g̴e̸r̸,̵ ̷a̵n̷d̸ ̵E̸i̴d̵o̸l̷o̶n̸s̶ ̵b̶e̶g̸i̴n̸ ̴t̶o̶ ̷c̵e̵a̵s̶e̶ ̵e̴x̴i̶s̷t̷i̷n̴g̴,̵ ̵a̷s̵ ̷t̷h̶e̵y̶ ̶n̷e̵v̸e̷r̵ ̶w̸e̵r̷e̶,̴ ̶a̴r̴e̸,̷ ̷o̴r̸ ̵w̵i̸l̶l̵ ̸b̷e̵.̵ ̸T̵h̷e̵ ̸e̴y̷e̶ ̵c̵r̴u̴m̵b̷l̴e̴s̷ ̵t̸o̸ ̴d̵u̶s̵t̷,̶ ̶a̷n̸d̶ ̴[̸R̵E̵D̸A̴C̷T̴E̸D̶]̸ ̵v̵a̵n̵i̶s̵h̶e̷s̶ ̵a̶l̵o̷n̵g̴ ̸w̶i̴t̸h̴ ̴i̶t̶,̷

Xee then turns to the people he's allegedly working with, and bows. It's hard to say how much it's exaggerated.
"Well? Was that not a good enough show?"
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 Posted: Feb 17 2024, 03:53 AM
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((OOC DCCCV announcement: alrighty since we can't accordion quotes, I'm just going to link them instead so that we don't just straight-up double the length of the thread by repeating posts twice b? d.))

https://dtgforums.jcink.net/index.php?showt...indpost&p=24234
Ooooh! Light-swords? Plasma- based energy swords?? Incredible. Lightsaber is such a cool name!!

Anyhow! Before the Heathcliffs' lightsabers can even touch the Oblivion Eidolons, they burn away. To avoid the lightsabers, each Eidolon preemptively splits themselves in half away from the blades.

...What just happened? Something about those lightsabers... Something about them repels and can even destroy Oblivion.

To say this is huge is an understatement.

https://dtgforums.jcink.net/index.php?showt...indpost&p=24235

In a dazzling combat maneuver, Greg manages to touch The Rod, infusing it with Creation. Reeling from the explosion, Alkaris rises back up and sweeps his arms through the clouds of blood around him. Crimson blooms give way to all-consuming streaks of grey. Alkaris surrounds himself with a screen of countless grains of metal, suspended in the air around him.

10 damage to (o) and Alkaris.

https://dtgforums.jcink.net/index.php?showt...indpost&p=24236

...Knock, hm? A beautiful name. A tool for my answers. Zero Day. First Unveiling. Second Life. Final Question.

I mean, thank you very much! I'll use it well!

https://dtgforums.jcink.net/index.php?showt...indpost&p=24237

John tosses a speaker down the hole in the ground, which promptly blasts Mr. Electric back up to the surface, who takes 20,000 Damage.

Meanwhile, BADAM answers your question.
"A LIAR, A WEAKLING, A TERRIBLE FRIEND, AND ALL-AROUND PARTY POOPER. DID YOU KNOW THIS PLANET WAS BUILT BY THE OLD MAGUS? A FOURTEEN THOUSAND KILOMETER-WIDE SPHERE MADE ENTIRELY OF NANOBOTS. HE WAS GOING TO SHOW THIS AS A SURPRISE TO PARADOX SPACE, BUT A CERTAIN SOMEONE DECIDED TO STOP THAT PARTY. HE COULDN'T HAVE STOLEN IT WITHOUT THE HELP OF [DATA LOST], BUT HE CLINGS TO LIFE LIKE A VIRUS. NO MATTER. I HAVE A WHOLE PARTY DOWN THERE TO CURE HIM."

https://dtgforums.jcink.net/index.php?showt...indpost&p=24238

Alan prods Alkaris' memories, catching glimpses of his past. Visions of another world. A death in chains. The shattering of a moon, birthing demons from its debris. A new dream of expansion and conquest. A foray into Paradox Space, where he encountered a man like him. Another Descended.

This was supposed to have been easy. Their queen was dead, their purple city in ruins. And yet they resisted. Before your very eyes, an entire rank of faceless soldiers fell. Standing in front of them was a single native inhabitant, sword held bravely in his hands.

WIth a shaky voice, he tells you to leave. Your soldiers laugh, and you do the same. You decide to be sporting, and surround him. As you raise your sword to meet him in a mock duel, he explodes with power, shining with the same light as the faraway green sun. He moves faster than you expected, with a speed beyond speed. Moving from one location to another instantaneously, without even occupying the space between.

Before you knew it, you were missing an arm. It wasn't the first time you had lost a limb, but this time, it didn't grow back.

You fled. You ran away from the rest of your army, still in shock at what had transpired. You fled deeper into the system, towards that green sun. Perhaps you would find something. A power to match this... Disgusting Underdog.

Lost in intrasystem space, you drifted in and out of consciousness. You met someone with a VOICE WHICH BOOMED TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH. He offered you gifts. A new arm, and a gleaming white sword which-

"Enough."

Tongues of indigo fire lick and consume the memory-fragments. Locking Alan in his telekinetic vice-grip, Alkaris floats up to him and wraps his fingers around Alan's neck.

"You must think yourself clever, looking into my past," he hisses. "Perhaps my victims failed as an effective deterrent. No matter. There will be more to their number shortly."

https://dtgforums.jcink.net/index.php?showt...indpost&p=24239

Razor stands back up, something glowing in his hand.

Is that... the Power Stone?

https://dtgforums.jcink.net/index.php?showt...indpost&p=24240

Oh? If I told you to do 805 jumping jacks, you'd-
-You're-
...You're already done. Oh my.

As for you, Mx. The Sattelite: could you direct your tank to collapse the concrete on top of the army? Could you run the calculations to make this happen?

https://dtgforums.jcink.net/index.php?showt...indpost&p=24241

Taking control of Mr. Electric, JOE uses him to kill the floor, which turns into a sinkhole which he falls 2000 km down.

JOE finds himself in a cavern shrouded in mists which make it hard to breathe. Something else is moving down here, moving like a blur. Something... poisonous, and covered in spines.

...Please be careful.

https://dtgforums.jcink.net/index.php?showt...indpost&p=24242

Jelloji successfully removes his foot and throws it at Alkaris, but it violently explodes into a fireball before it can reach him, burning away 50,000 Hp worth of Alkaris' army instead.

Meanwhile, I try to contact the other voices he's hearing. Trunks? Supreme Kai of Time? Are you also here, and can you help?

https://dtgforums.jcink.net/index.php?showt...indpost&p=24243

Xee calls upon a Musician of the Outer Court, who sees fit to partially surface from the concrete. They stare at the Eidolons, and then at Alkaris, who scowls.

"By all means, flautist. Break the compacts set and drawn by your Master beneath my skin. Interfere, and allow our progenitors to continue their war."

The musician considers Alkaris' words. With eyes that see all, they wag their appendage hello to me, play a hauntingly apologetic refrain, and returns to wherever it is the Outer Court has sequestered itself.

...It's nice to see that they've somehow survived, at least. Thank you.

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"THINGS AREN'T GOING FAST ENOUGH. IT'S ONLY FAIR I ADD FUEL TO THE FIRE!"

BUILDER·BADAM splits apart again to spit up [Insert Mageye description here].

Alkaris, with his fingers around Alan's throat prevents them from performing any magic. Taking control of the Order within Alan's bloodstream, Alkaris uses it to crystallize Alan from the inside-out, dealing 15 Damage.

---LINE---

ITENERARI
1. Fight BUILDER·BADAM.
2. You have to reach the core. Dig faster.
3. Prepare for BRINE.

---we want to how do---

ECLIPSE IN 2
[???][BOSS] The Red Dragon. 1,000,000/1,000,000 Hp.



[???][TBOSS] BUILDER·BADAM. 2,980,000/3,000,000 Hp.
[???] Hollow Alkaris. 78/100 Hp. Linked to BUILDER·BADAM! Strangling Alan!
[???] Eidolon Army. 75,000/250,000 Hp. Boxed into concrete structure!
[???] Infini-pede. 40,000/40,000 Hp. x2.
[???] Hollow Mageye. 30/30 Hp. Linked to BUILDER·BADAM! Holding: Space Stone, Mind Stone. Second Chances: 2/2. Tumour: Will Self-Destruct.

[ALLY] The Arbiter. 70/70 Hp.
[ALLY] Tank. 60,000/60,000 Hp.
[ALLY] Mr. Electric the Infini-pede. 20,000/40,000 Hp.

[YOU] Alan. 10/25 Hp. Strangled by Alkaris!
[YOU] Heathcliff 25/25 Hp.
[YOU] Razor 25/25 Hp. Holding: Power Stone.
[YOU] Nedben 25/25 Hp.
[YOU] (o) 15/25 Hp.
[YOU] John. 25/25 Hp.
[YOU] Passionate Conductor. 25/25 Hp.
[YOU] Xee. 25/25 Hp.
[YOU] Agent Lilly. 25/25 Hp.
[YOU] Jelloji. 25/25 Hp.

---DIVIDER---

[WE] Us. -2,000,100m

[???] Tamaugachi. 75,000/75,000 Hp.

[ALLY] Floor-Punching Robot: 100m/round.
[YOU] JOE. 25/25 Hp. Noclipped: 300m/round.

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