Article recorded under pointer D63E8-08J-28394. Recovered 105204 GAC. Morpheme dating traces the document origin to 28013 GAC, parallell to an estimated 1030 Shatterings, 80 premieres of Barbie, 30 births of Yasushi Ōhama and 470 Cambrian Extinctions.

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There are beasts in the sea, there are beasts in the sky. For some unreasonable reason, the fools here have taken to reciting that blasted poem like yet another two-strophe Latino summer hit. Nobody talks about the beasts in the glass. Another expedition request from V. Hasn't been three pages since the last contingent was torn to bite-sized polygons by the amorphs beneath the sand. For all his bitching and moaning about the Semantics Committee, he sure knows how to make them approve it in the space of a single meeting. Can't wait to sift through the next's debris, find nothing new for his sugar daddy's research, and then be laughed at again for suggesting that maybe, just maybe, the First Archetype does not automatically have anything to do with the Exception Null Point. I'm telling you R., something's not right with that man. And I don't just mean all raisins "mysteriously disappearing" whenever he passes by the snack cabinet. There is something deeply unwholesome about a twinkish scientist writing poetic love letters while hardened soldiers get slaughtered at his request. No way in hell though am I investigating whether he actually escaped from the media stereotype zoo after my last attempt ended in that fine. Six digits! I still have nightmares about them. Best case scenario, he decides to follow the task force on the expedition this time and becomes Pawn chew. Enjoy your sabbatical while it lasts, and see you next chapter, coz. With severe sleep deprivation, Kirsi