I begin sereNading the lovemodder with a deathmetal version of Miley cyrus songs.

Except the songs are so bad, they wrap Right around to being absolutely STUNNING.

Originally posted on 2015-08-14 15:50:00

QUOTE (Spinerator @ (time=1439417730))

I treat the lovemodder to a week of love making.

He turns you down...

QUOTE (ProofofconcepT @ (time=1439425115))

I send a mysterious letter to the lovemodder Roses are red Voilets are blue I want you dead I HATE YOU!!! MR ANGRY MAN!!! 2/20 Another mysterious message appears by twin "Secret Code : A= 2 B= 1 C =4 D=3 Etc. Destroy this letter"

The lovemodder sends you a letter back.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want you dead
But I don't have strong emotions towards it.

QUOTE (TwinBuilder @ (time=1439479286))

I destroy the letter. I slap the Lovemodder, kick him, stab his legs, pin him to the ground, chainsaw his ribs off, stomp on his head, smother avacado over him, cut off both his middle fingers, shove them up his butt, smash a bag of flour on him, squirt lemon juice in his eyes, give him a healthy dose of grenade in his mouth, chainsaw his tongue off, feed him a fried watermelon, fill his nose up with gunpowder, light the gunpowder, smash his skull apart with a tsar bomba, extract his brain, eat it, flip him over, chainsaw his skin off, steal his spine, hammer screws into his kidneys, hedge chopper his kidneys off, overfill his bladder, chainsaw his crotch off, stab his intestines out, hack his limbs off, rip his testies off, cactus his heart out, rip his stomach out, take the body parts, make then into a very inaccurate crash test dummy filled with C4, pour gasoline on it, coil it in det cords, light the det cords, blow the C4, burn the gasoline, pile the bits and peices along with the remaining body parts from the start, cover it in thermite, set off the thermite, call in an orbital ion strike on it, set off the tsar bomba from before, blow up the planet, throw the bits into the sun, throw the sun in a super nova explosion, throw the super nova into a black hole, throw the black hole into a white hole, throw the white hole into a purple hole, throw the purple hole into a Big Bang, implode the universe, remove the universe from the timeline, destroy multiverse, remove the multiverse from the timeline, remove the timeline from the timeline, and then shoot the Lovemodder in the head with a M82A1 just to make sure. The Lovemodder thinks that I am so powerful and amazing because of this massive chain attack that he is completely seduced by it!

With the help of FeatheredDragon's buff, you deal 1 damage!

+10,000 XP

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1439504638))

I buff Twin with a staff of buffing. I poke the lovemodder into the void.

You do that.

The lovemodder just flies back up.

QUOTE (Ampersand @ (time=1439520037))

I order the Scalewyrm to quote "Fuck shit up" unquote, and watch as it burns basically all the things with a high-density ferrous particle beam while flying around overhead with me riding on top wielding flipped birds akimbo. I then jump three hundred feet to the ground and punch the Lovemodder in his sensitive bits with some brass knuckles.

It will do that.

The lovemodder has no sensitive bits. It's why he's so bitter.

QUOTE (Lord Herobrine @ (time=1439563805))

I begin sereNading the lovemodder with a deathmetal version of Miley cyrus songs. Except the songs are so bad, they wrap Right around to being absolutely STUNNING.

He just puts on some earmuffs.

End of Turn Lovefest

The lovemodder summons the first boss, The HomeWrecker 5000!

The two AL entities deal 3,000 damage to it, but the lovemodding ship is seduced... again!


Lovefield

Lovemodder [PL]: 98/100 WP

HomeWrecker 5000 [BOSS]: 22,000/25,000 WP

Beast Skalewyrm [AL]: 3,500/7,500 WP

Originally posted on 2015-08-14 15:54:00

I lock on to the Homewrecker with a Cyclone Missile Launcher and blow it away.

Originally posted on 2015-08-14 22:27:00

I find myself both very glad and perversely disappointed that this thing died.




Originally posted on 2015-08-19 07:13:00

I expose the HomeWrecker 5000 to an unessacary amount of prn and other sexual things.

Originally posted on 2015-08-25 23:55:00

I like trains. Trains run over all the baddies.

Originally posted on 2015-08-26 00:08:00

I go onto the battle field and see if he is seduced by a cow

I summon the arnold Schwarzenegger to seduce the home wrecker

1/20 ???

Originally posted on 2015-09-23 06:46:00

I summon Thomas the Dank Engine

Originally posted on 2015-09-23 06:48:00