Original Post: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18928

Jan 3, 2015

Antimatter Missile Station > Fine: 2/11

iAntimak -O Shrink: 2/2 Complete!

Nanomag Glober: 7/9

Midna Genetic Analysis: 20/30

==Actions==

I suppose I'll have to start working on the vehicles. I should start with one of the simple ones, and leave the actual ship for later.

The Commander duplicates the iAntimak -O Shrink product and alchemizes (Surf Board -c Antigravity Device) and Carbon Nanogel > Fine.

I think the pyramid still needs a bit more juice. Let's see...

The Commander places all of her iAntimak alchemies on the ground, their hypothetical lines of fire converging at a single point. The Commander equips the Quills of Echidna and channels their energy at the guns. All of the sudden, all the alchemies fire beams of superheated antimatter, converging into a single glowing white ball. The Commander then channels the green creative energies of the Quills of Echidna into the ball and hurls it at the pyramid, the construct absorbing all of the energy of annihilation and beaming its stored healing energies at the healing orb before becoming inert. Suddenly, Bender has an idea.

Wait, a sec. Life energies? Don't I have a picture that can harvest them?

He then summons a bunch of Minecraft mobs and pulls out a picture of Langdon Cobb, the infamous Quantum Lichen actor whose species has the ability to extract the life energies of all who view their face and store it in an entity known as their "Ego." Since, the Ego of Langdon Cobb was destroyed due to the actions of Bender and his friends, the life energies of Benders' victims instead channel themselves into the healing orb.

Neat.

Bender then unleashes a belch of fire at Project Binary.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18936

Jan 3, 2015

Antimatter Missile Station > Fine: 3/11

Surf Board -c Antigravity Device: 2/4

Carbon Nanogel > Fine: 2/??

Nanomag Glober: 8/9

Midna Genetic Analysis: 21/30

==Actions==

The Commander examines the inert pyramid.

Crap, what else can I use to charge the healing orb?
Wait a sec...

She quicksummons an Australium Medigun from TF2, unscrews its power supply, and then plugs in a Mini Antimak into it, and uses her Omnitool to modify the Medigun to actually make use of the massive power boost she's given it. She powers the Antimak up, and the gun glows a blindingly bright green.

Turns out Tim Taylor Technology was useful for something after all.

She then overcharges the gun with Austrailium and the creative energies surrounding all of the players, then aims the gun at the healing ball and presses the trigger. An extremely bright green beam shoots towards the healing ball, adding its energies to it. The beam is so bright that it blinds everyone that looks at it, but undos the damage thanks to its healing powers. A tiny bit of the energy hits Hank, helping in his revival. Bender decides to contribute to the pyramid. He asks the Commander to overlock his avatar. She does so, and he immediately starts adding more and more computer chips to his avatar, as well as consuming massive amounts of water to cool him down. Finally, once he has so much computer power the he can manipulate code itself like Binary, he uses his reality warping abilities to boost the power of the healing orb, reverting his avatar to its original unupgraded, unoverclocked form.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18964

Jan 4, 2015

Antimatter Missile Station > Fine: 4/11

Antigrav Surfboard: 3/4

Diamond Nanogel: 3/3 Complete!

Nanomag Glober: 9/9 Complete!

Midna Genetic Analysis: 22/30

==Actions==

Got Diamondium. That should suffice for the vehicle alchemies.

The Commander notices that everyone is near death, and begins healing them with her supercharged Australium Medigun. During the process, its Mini Antimak begins beeping menacingly.

Crap. Knew that the jury-rigging wouldn't last for long.

She turns to Binary.

En garde!

She then throws the medigun at Binary, where it explodes when its Mini Antimak's antimatter breaches containment. She then alchemizes Troper's Nuke Armor & Diamondium (Diamond Nanogel) and shoots Binary again with her iAntimak. Bender examines his Nanomag Glober.

Aww come on, I spent nine posts alchemizing this piece of crap and it only fires normal electrons, not Macro-Electrons!
Try using the Fine setting on the Alchemiter, that should create a more powerful alchemy.

He alchemizes Nanomag Glober > Fine, then opens fire with Nanomag Glober's perfectly mundane electricity bursts on Binary.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18974

Jan 4, 2015

Antimatter Nuke Station: 5/11

Antigrav Surfboard: 4/4 Complete!

Nanomag Glober > Fine: 2/11

Midna Genetic Analysis: 23/30

==Actions==

This surfboard should be almost ready... Then, comes the "death chain."

The Commander faces the sky.

Hey Twin, you'd better let this vehicle alchemy chain go through! I'm not just going to throw away my plans like that!

The Commander alchemizes Antigrav Surfboard -c Diamond Nanogel, then aims her iAntimak at at Binary and begins charging it...

1/5

Bender again fires his Nanomag Glober at Binary.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18987

Jan 4, 2015

Antimatter Nuke Station: 6/11

Nanomag Glober > Fine: 3/11

Antigrav Surfboard -c Diamond Nanogel: 2/4

Antimatter Blast: 2/5

Midna Genetic Analysis: 24/30

==Actions==

Wait, there should be a second pair of Troper's Antimatter Armor that I alchemized...

The Commander grabs the second pair of Troper's Antimatter Armor and throws it at Binary. After that, Bender decides to have his turn...

Hey Purple Wheatley, maybe if you were actually smart enough to fight well, you could have killed us all a few turns ago by destroying this platform!

While Binary is reeling from that insult, Bender quickscopes him with his Nanomag Glober.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=19001

Jan 4, 2015

Antimatter Nuke Station: 7/11

Fusionmak Nanorifle: 4/11

Antigrav Diamondboard: 3/4

Antimatter Blast: 3/5

Midna Genetic Analysis: 25/30

==Actions==

The Commander facepalms at Bender's stupidity, then brandishes her Quills of Echidna and creates a computer virus that can disrupt Binary's programming. Bender quickly respawns and fires at Binary with his Nanomag Glober.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=19011

Jan 5, 2015

Antimatter Nuke Station: 8/11

Fusionmak Nanorifle: 5/11

Antigrav Diamondboard: 4/4 Complete!

Antimatter Blast: 4/5

Midna Genetic Analysis: 26/30

==Actions==

The Commander notices that Midna has begun her own alchemy chain. She approaches the imp with two items.

So, uh, I thought that maybe you could use some of these items for your alchemy chain. Consider it a peace offering.

The Commander gives Midna a DARKSABER HILT and some TRON LINES, then walks away and begins alchemizing Antigrav Diamondboard -c Small Rocket Engine -c Pink Paint. Finally, she adds to Hank's chain attack by firing all her versions of iAntimak at Binary. Bender, feeling a sudden burst of rage, shouts at Binary.

So that's how you treat BENDER, huh! WELL FINE! I'LL GO BUILD MY OWN SUPERCOMPUTER! WITH BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS! YOU KNOW WHAT! FORGET THE BLACKJACK! Eh, screw it, I'M KILLING YOU FIRST!

He then fires a charged shot of Nanomag Glober at Binary, adding to Hank's chain.

DARKSABER HILT: The hilt of a lightsaber that seems to suck in energy. When activated, it emits a black plasma that has a white electrical aura surrounding it.

TRON LINES: Yep.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=19026

Jan 5, 2015

Antimatter Nuke Station: 9/11

Fusionmak Nanorifle: 6/11

Amy's Overboard: 2/4

Antimatter Blast: 5/5 Complete!

Midna Genetic Analysis: 27/30

==Actions==

The Commander deploys the original iAntimak, it now having finished its charge. She aims it at Binary, and fires a shot with 5x the mass of a normal iAntimak shot, thus yielding 5x the damage and contributing to Hank's chain attack. Bender then decides to get creative. He picks up a pair of duplicates of the Origin Wands to create an instantly addicting Virtual Blackjack program and very attractive robot hookers, then sics them on Binary in an attempt to distract the AI and let the next attack against him crit.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=19129

Jan 10, 2015

Midna Genetic Analysis: 28/30

The Commander... no, Lothyra reappears on Godcraft, next to Bender.

Pfew. I won't have to go through dying and coming back for at least a week, now that Purple Wheatley's gone.
...
Anyway, Dis, I need a status report on the Orbital Nexus.
W3 hav3 l3ft saf3 m0d3 and ar3 n0w r3turn1ng t0 n0rmal 0p3rat10n. Th3 pow3r plant has r3turn3d t0 100% capac1ty, and th3 lab0rat0r13s ar3 b31ng r3p0pulat3d.
Speaking of which, how'd the Midna experiment fare?
Th3 analys1s was abl3 t0 pr0gr3ss d3sp1t3 th3 1nt3rf3r3nc3 0f th3 Gl1tch. 1t sh0uld c0mpl3t3 w1th1n th3 span 0f th3 1nt3rm1ss10n.
Well, we'd better get going then, Bender.
Hey, why should I care about nerdy crap like Midna's DNA?!
Because Midna's DNA is good material for blackmail.
Oh yeah, now that's what I'm talking about! This'll be fun on a bun!
Anyway, the optimal launch window to the station should be opening up in a few minutes... We should head back to base. There's a spaceplane waiting there.

Lothyra and Bender activate their armors, flying back to the Alchemiter Cave. Nearby lies a gray-black spaceplane with two large engines and what one assumes are models of some kind of weapon built into its wings.

Wait, crap, the launch window closes in thirty seconds!

Bender and Lothyra quickly enter the cockpit of the spaceplane and activate its autopilot function.

S0l1d C0r3 Ant1matt3r R3act10n 3ng1n3s 0nline. 1n1t1at1ng Launch Pr0c3dur3s.

The spaceplane's engines suddenly come to life with a roar, their slightly glowing and gamma ray-emitting thrust directed at the ground, propelling the spaceplane off the ground. Once the spaceplane has cleared the base, the autopilot deactivates VTOL mode, and the spaceplane lurches forward as its engines vector towards horizontal flight, spraying gamma radiation all over the Battlefield. The spaceplane quickly acquires a high angle of attack as it ascends.

Pfew. That was close.
2 K1l0m3t3rs.
5 K1l0m3t3rs.
Our tech doesn't run on space opera logic, so this trip should take a few minutes.
Eh, I'll just sit back and relax. Old Bender needs his downtime.
10 K1l0m3t3rs.
15 K1l0m3t3rs.

Bender pops open a bottle of Johnnie Walker, Blue Label.

22 K1l0m3t3rs.
29 K1l0m3t3rs.
38 K1l0m3t3rs.
47 K1l0m3t3rs.
58 K1l0m3t3rs.
69 K1l0m3t3rs.
9001 bottles of beer on the wall, 9001 bottles of beer...
82 K1l0m3t3rs.
95 K1l0m3t3rs.
110 K1l0m3t3rs.
125 K1l0m3t3rs.
142 K1l0m3t3rs.
159 K1l0m3t3rs.

As the spaceplane ascends, its flight path slowly becomes more and more horizontal.

Trans1t10n1ng 3ng1n3s fr0m A1r-Br3ath1ng M0de t0 R0ck3t M0d3.

Suddenly, with a lurch, the spaceplane's translucent exhaust flickers out before becoming opaque and bright blue, as the spaceplane deploys the heat radiators installed on its tail.

Trans1t10n C0mpl3t3. H3at Rad1at0rs d3pl0y3d.
...
178 K1l0m3t3rs Ap0aps1s. 1n1t1at1ng 0rb1ta1 c1rcu1arzat10n burn.

As the spaceplane begins to circularize its orbit, Bender and Lothyra spot a shining dot in the distance slowly growing in brightness. Eventually, it expands into a large structure - a space station that vaguely resembles two Roulette wheels glued together, tip-to-tip, between a central, larger Roulette wheel. The two smaller rings glow with the emissions of heat radiation systems, while the main ring is dotted with facilities.

0rb1ta1 c1rcu1arzat10n burn c0mp13t3. Orb1tal N3xus 1s 1 k110m3t3r away.

As the spaceplane prepares to initiate docking, Bender and Lothyra take a few moments to admire the gorgeous view of the planet below.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=19142

Jan 10, 2015

Midna Genetic Analysis: 29/30

1n1t1al1z1ng D0ck1ng Pr0c3dur3. Act1vat1ng RCS Thrust3rs. RCS Thrust3rs s3t to "Translat10n" m0d3. Stat10n at 1000 m3t3rs. Thrust1ng.
...
...
...

H3ad1ng t0wards stat10n at 10 m3t3rs p3r s3c0nd.

Lothyra scans all public transmissions.

Looks like Amp is starting his tour soon. Dis, can you send a drone to rendezvous with the Anachron?
D3pl0y1ng dr0n3 and d3l1v3ry craft.

From the central spine of the station, a small spacecraft that resembles a metal porcupine with multiple thruster mounts detaches. After using its smaller thrusters to clear the station, the spacecraft activates its main engines and begins to travel towards the Anachron.

Stat10n w1th1n 100 m3t3rs. Sl0w1ng d0wn t0 2 m/s.

The spaceplane begins to maneuver towards the underside of the rotating Orbital Nexus. Once it has reached its position, it reorients itself so that it is pointing directly into the docking bay on the underside of the station, then uses its maneuvering thrusters to impart a spin on itself, in sync with the station, and a forward movement. After the spaceplane has entered the hangar, it begins to move away from the station's axis, eventually syncing its movements with an extended mechanical interface containing a docking port. After some fine maneuvering, the spaceplane manages to connect its docking port with the station's, and the passengers of the spaceplane feel a sudden jolt.

Transp0rt d0ck3d w1th stat10n. Pr3ssur1z1ng a1rl0ck.
1.2 PS1.
2.4 PS1
3.6 PS1
4.8 PS1
6.0 PS1
7.2 PS1
8.4 PS1
9.6 PS1
10.8 PS1
12.0 PS1
14.4 PS1
14.7 PS1. Pr3ssur1zat10n c0mpl3t3. Y0u may n0w ex1t th3 transp0rt. W3lc0m3 ab0ard th3 0rb1tal N3xus.

Meanwhile, the other spacecraft finally approaches the Anachron. Spotting an open docking bay, the spacecraft maneuvers itself around Amperzand's cruiser, eventually settling into the landing bay. As Amperzand and the rest of his entourage exits the cruiser, the spacecraft deploys a 0.5 meter in radius metallic orb-shaped drone that joins up with them using its miniature maneuvering thrusters. A message is broadcasted to the other participants in the tour.

Gr33t1ngs, trav3l3rs. 1 am an 3m1ssary s3nt by Ch13f C0mmand1ng 0ff1c3r L0thyra S1l3ntr3ad, and w1ll b3 acc0mpany1ng y0u 1n L0rd 3ng1n33r Amp3rzand's t0ur 0f th3 Anachr0n. Wh1l3 C0mmand3r S1l3ntr3ad 1s curr3ntly 0ccup13d at th3 m0m3nt, sh3 w1ll b3 r3c31v1ng l1v3 f00tag3 0f th1s t0ur and w1ll 0ccas10nally c0mmun1cat3 w1th y0u d1r3ctly. Shall w3 b3g1n?

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=19155

Jan 11, 2015

Midna Genetic Analysis: 30/30 Complete!

==Orbital Nexus==

Lothyra and Bender emerge from the docking port when Lothyra gets a message.

Th3 s3t 0f g3n3t1c analys1s t3sts th3 stat10n has b33n runn1ng 0n th3 g3n3t1c sampl3 y0u s3nt 1s c0mpl3t3. Th3 Ch13f Sc13nt1st 1s awa1t1ng y0ur arr1val at Lab 05.
Well then. Looks like we'd better get going.

As Lothyra and Bender walk down the corridor, they are suddenly greeted by a black-haired man wearing a gray military uniform.

Oh. Welcome back, Commander.
Hey, wait a second, who the hell is this guy?
Oh, I suppose you've never gotten the chance to introduce yourselves. Bender, meet Adrian Greene, also known as "Thrillmaster." Adrian, meet Bender.
So, this is the robot that you met in the alternate universe that you were trapped in?
Yep.
Wait a sec, are you seriously called Thrillmaster?!
It's a nickname. I started out as a pilot in the HAYO Battalion before working my way up to Lieutenant of the organization.
Yeah, but do you really want to go around sounding like you're part of a death metal band or something?
Well, everyone calls me Thrillmaster because of my career as a pilot, which I'm sure...
Eh, screw the whole thing. I'm only here to get some data from the labs, and then I'm out.
Yeah, we have to check up on the genetic analysis. I should go.

Later, Commander.

Bender and Lothyra continue down the hallway, followed by the somewhat perplexed Lieutenant.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=19172

Jan 12, 2015

==Anachron==

The drone follows Amperzand. Suddenly, Lothyra's voice is broadcasted from it.

So, uh, you're going a bit slow for somebody who has access to fusion rocketry tech. Can't you just turn on the thrusters until we're halfway there, then slow down? It's basic torch engine piloting, I mean, come on.

==Orbital Nexus==

As Lothyra and Bender walk to Lab. 05, Bender asks a question.

So, that Thrillmaster guy isn't a Minecraftian? How did you find him?
Lieutenant Jordan was a former slave found on a Crockercorp battleship. He claims to have come from an alternate incarnation of Homestuck's Earth that was conquered by a "Neo-Alternian Empire." It seems he was kept for his knowledge of space combat as a result of his origins as a resistance fighter. Honestly, it's a surprise that he was one of the only human slaves kept by those bastards.
Wait, you're saying that the Alternian imperials are the bad guys? When they practice the cool crime of slavery and fly around in gloriously edgy spaceships?!
Ugh, now isn't the time, Bender.

Finally, the two reach their destination. Entering through a labeled door, they emerge into a medium-sized room packed mostly with various scientific equipment. A computer terminal is built into the wall that the pair just passed through. The display is currently active:



Oh, so that's the "Dis" robot that you were talking about?
Yeah, though he's technically the entire station, not a robot. He's been managing much of the low-level tasks of the HAYO Battalion that would normally be given to secretaries or NCOs.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=19177

Jan 12, 2015

==Orbital Nexus==

So, can we actually get on with the business of genetic blackmail?
Oh, right.

Lothyra begins using her MMI to interface with the terminal while Bender pops open a beer.

Alc0h0l1c b3v3rag3s ar3 str1ctly pr0h1b1t3d 1n th3 lab0rat0r13s.
They power my batteries, you glorified Pez-Dispenser!
Bender, you've drunk ten beers in the last hour. I don't think your metabolic systems could possibly be so inefficient that you'd require another refill now. Also, can you please not insult my subordinates!
You know what, fine, I'll make my own laboratory, with blackjack, hookers, and a highly permissive beverage policy!

Bender storms out of the lab in a huff, then returns a few seconds later without his beer bottle.

Eh, screw the whole thing. Anyway, is the sciencey stuff done?
Yep. Should be done processing.

Lothyra switches the display to a readout of Midna's genetic code, then to a visualization of her DNA.

Interesting. Some of the genetic material seems to exist in separate strands that are somehow connected to the main helix.

She zooms in. The structure of the DNA is now in full view of the screen, with surrounding strands of genetic material being connected to the main helix with black strands of energy. The entire structure pulses with more black and, occasionally, white energy.

0ur analys1s 1nd1cat3s that th3 l1n3s 0f 3n3rgy ar3 r3d1r3ct1ng th3 r1b0s0m3s 0f th3 sampl3d c3lls t0 us3 th3 p3r1ph3ral strands 1nst3ad 0f th3 ma1n h3l1x. 1n add1t10n, th3 attach3d un1ts 0f 3n3rgy s33m t0 c0nta1n inf0rmat10n 0f th31r 0wn. W3 hav3 alr3ady d3c0d3d 1t and ar3 pr3par3d t0 run a s1m1lar analys1s 0n th3 Parad0x 3lv3n g3n0m3.

Fascinating... And what were the results of the life cycle simulations?

Th3 ab3rrant g3n3t1c c0d3 pr0duc3d th3 "1mp1sh" f0rm 0bs3rv3d 0n th3 Battl3f13ld. It p0ss3s3s n0 r3pr0duct1v3 syst3m as w3ll as s3v3ral unkn0wn and l1k3ly mag1c-r3lat3d glands.

What about the simulation for the proper genetic code?

The display switches to that of a far more humanoid and even attractive female figure, albeit with the same discoloration as the imp form.

Th3 s1mulat10ns y13ld3d a d3m1human 1nd1v1dual that d1ff3rs fr0m a human bas3l1n3 1n 0nly a f3w sp3c1f1c 1nstanc3s. Th3 pr0p3r g3n3t1c c0d3 1s appr0x1mat3ly 99.9% s1m1lar t0 that 0f a bas3l1n3 human.
... A mutant, then. Excellent work. By comparing the effects of the aberrant and proper genetic code, we should be able to figure out the role magic plays in the biology and development of a magical lifeform like Erelye's elves. I'll inform him and Amperzand that the cloning project can proceed as planned.
What I'm more interested in is the fact that I'll get to put her down by exposing her as a genetic freak of nature! Whooo! Bender's back in the business.
Yeah... I don't think you'd want to get on her bad side.
Eh, who cares? She's just a little imp with wizard powers! Like she can really go up against the sci-fi arsenal of the 31st century!
Anyway, we should be heading back to the Battlefield. I have a feeling that our little break is about to be over.
About time! It's been an out-of-game week, and I haven't shot even one person!

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=19198

Jan 13, 2015

==Anachron==

Whatever. Woah, your mothership is... egregiously oversized. How big is this? 30 clicks? Honestly, this thing is so massive that it should have its own gravitational pull. Are you just trying to compensate for something? Because, the way the Narrative works, all this excess power is basically useless at actually fighting in a Godmodding War.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=19239

Jan 15, 2015

==Anachron==

The drone returns to broadcasting in a synthetic voice.

Th1s un1t has 1ts 0wn br0adcast1ng syst3m and d03s n0t r3qu1r3 an 3xt3rnal c0mmun1cat10n d3v1c3. 1t, h0w3v3r, 1s grat3ful f0r 1ts h0st's h0sp1tal1ty.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=19286

Jan 18, 2015

Fusionmak Nanorifle: 10/10 Complete!

Amy's Hoverboard: 3/4

Nanogel Spaceship Hull: 3/4

Antimatter Nuke Station Duplication: 3/9

==Actions==

Suddenly, a trail of flame appears in the skies above the Battlefield as the spaceplane returns to Minecraftia. It lands right next to the Alchemiter Cave, the antimatter engines scorching the terrain around the landing site. Bender and Lothyra exit the vehicle, which promptly shuts down its systems and enters idle mode, waiting to be reactivated in case of emergency.

Ahhhh. Back into the fire.
Whoooo!
Huh. It appears we've gotten some new powers, courtesy of the...
...Echeladder. This... I don't know how I feel about this. This better just be a weird gameplay mechanic and not an actual intrusion into Minecraftia by Paradox Space.

Lothyra promptly tests out her new abilities by using Antiblast on the Queen.

Hmm. I think it's time I get around to maxing out the power of my gun. Let's see...


Lothyra then alchemizes Capacitor && Contained Antimatter Capsule = Antipacitor and attempts to read section 6 of the guide.

ANTIPACITOR: A capacitor that stores antimatter instead of electricity. That's all there is to say on the matter.

Meanwhile, Bender picks up his new gun.

Hehehehe... this thing actually does fire Macro-Electrons! Now that's what I'm... hey, wait a minute! Level 9?! Are you telling me that my gun still isn't as powerful as it could be?! Well, looks like it's up to Bender to fix that!

He then alchemizes Fusionmak Nanorifle > Fine and shoots Fusion Nanorifle at the Queen.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=19310

Jan 18, 2015

Fusionmak Nanorifle > Fine: 2/11

Amy's Hoverboard: 4/4 Complete!

Nanogel Spaceship Hull: 4/4 Complete!

Antimatter Nuke Station Duplication: 4/9

Antipacitor: 2/??

==Actions==

Hey, it's my turn to kick ass with fancy superpowers!

Bender then executes Tesla's Improv on the Queen. Lothyra follows it up with a blast from iAntimak.

Now that the ridiculous surfboard vehicle is done, I can focus on alchemizing the spacecraft in full... Sigh. One alchemy down, fourteen more to go... Let's see... The fuel tank needs dark matter. Ugh. What were the writers of the show thinking?!

Lothyra then alchemizes Fuel Tank && Dark Matter and Rocket Engine -O Enlarge.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=19315

Jan 18, 2015

Fusionmak Nanorifle > Fine: 2/11

Antimatter Nuke Station Duplication: 5/9

Antipacitor: 3/??

Fuel Tank & Dark Matter: 2/??

Rocket Engine -O Enlarge: 2/5

==Action==

You know what, screw it! I'm not gonna go easy on you punks anymore!

Bender then uses Guns Akimbo on the Chaos Shard while Lothyra blasts it with iAntimak.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=19342

Jan 19, 2015

Antimak Nanofuser: 3/11

Antimatter Nuke Station Duplication: 6/9

Dark Matter Fuel Tank: 3/3 Complete!

Large Rocket Engine: 3/5

The Counter-Invasion: 1/50

==Actions==

Bender stares at the mechs.

Well, we're boned.
You have a Macro-Electron gun and some special attacks. It's not like you're unequipped to fight.
... speaking of which, I think it's high time to give my weapon one last upgrade.

Lothyra then alchemizes iAntimak && Antipacitor = iAntimak Carbine. She then uses iAntiblast on the EG-Mech, and Bender follows up with Fusionmak Nanorifle. Then Netpatham's SOS comes in.

More chain attacks? Haven't these Descendants learned their lesson about the Curse of Repetitiveness? Ugh, whatever. Free damage is free damage.

Lothyra then uses the Sound of Silence to create a Hard-Light Jaeger. Using the Quills of Echidna, she stocks them full of Antimatter Nuke Stations. She then orders it to fire just after Netpatham's attack, dealing even more damage to the weak point exposed by it. This contributes to the chain attack.

==The Counter-Invasion==

Meanwhile, in a universe far, far away... a message is sent to the desk of a certain President of Earth.

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Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=19411

Jan 21, 2015

Antimak Nanofuser: 6/11

Antimatter Nuke Station Duplication: 9/9 Complete!

The Counter-Invasion: 4/50

iAntipacitor: 4/11

==Actions==

Lothyra inspects her new nuclear arsenal.

Heh. I'll save these for special situations, but... Richard, you have no idea what's coming for your minions. None of these Descendants have been using the Alchemiter to its full destructive potential, only creating permanent tools instead of potent but consumable items... Well, none, until now.

She then examines the EG-Mech.

Hmm. It's made of telekill alloy. Isn't that easily corroded by water?

Lothyra contemplates her course of action. She could accelerate the process of corrosion, but doing so would require her to tap into a power that she had forsworn long ago. She shouldn't... No, she must. In this war, there is no room for weakness, especially weakness derived from irrational aversions. Before doing so, she tests out the Antimatter Nuke Station by using one to launch a nuke at the EG-Mech. Then, she draws her Quills of Echidna...

Bender, whatever source of water you used to cool yourself down after overclocking yourself, you'd better get it out now!

Lothyra aims her Quills of Echidna at the EG-Mech, and suddenly her, the Quills, and the EG-Mech are surrounded by a glowing green aura, which appears to be greatly speeding up the natural processes of the target. Bender then promptly sprays the EG-Mech with the per-second output of the Niagara Falls, hopefully causing the telekill alloy in the EG-Mech's armor to oxidize. Lothyra then alchemizes Large Rocket Engine && Dark Matter Combusion Chamber = Large Dark Matter-Burning Rocket Engine.

Large Dark Matter-Burning Rocket Engine: A Large Rocket Engine that runs off of Dark Matter instead of conventional fuels.