Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18456

Dec 20, 2014

Small Magnetic Rocket Engine: 5/5 Complete!
Midna Genetic Analysis: 1/30

==Actions==

The Commander watches Midna leave.

"Well, it's a good thing that's over with."

She then spots Freddy and his gang of animatronics.

"You've got to be kidding me. How the hell did these overrated buckets of bolts end up here? I bet it's probably because FNAF is Earth's latest fad. Well, I suppose I should ask you a question, Bender."

She turns towards Bender.

"Are you ready for Freddy?"
"I'm ready for anything! That's one of the reasons why I, Bender, am the greatest person in the multiverse!"
"Well, to be ready for Freddy, I'm going to have to see what new goodies the Alchemiter made for us."

She examines her completed alchemies.

"The antimatter warhead isn't too impressive, the yields of ours are an order of magnitude higher. However, this Antimak... It's even more powerful than I imagined. Heh. I intended for it to only produce an antimatter-catalyzed fusion reactor, but instead I've gotten an unlimited source of antimatter plasma... Heh. Any sidearm that is built with this becomes a weapon of mass destruction. Heh, heh, heh."

She turns to the Godmodder.

"Looks like the tables have finally turned, Richard! After this Glitch has been defeated, I'll give you a taste of my new power, and I won't let anything get in my way! After all this loss, my efforts have finally paid off! Now, I can shake the very heavens with my destructive potential!"
"...But first, I suppose I need to demonstrate."

She fires iAntimak at the Medic and Sentry Gun, the shots leaving a wake of destruction the likes of which have rarely been seen on Minecraftia.

"Goddess, it's more impressive than in my wildest imaginations!"
"Now, that's what I call cool!"
"I'll definitely make use of this. Heh, heh, heh. Richard, Richard, Richard. You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into..."

Finally, the Commander begins alchemizing Small Carbon Antimatter Warhead & Fuel Tank & Computer & Fins & Small Magnetic Rocket Engine and deploys two drones to begin searching the TIE Fighters. Bender then turns to Freddy.

"Hey, creature that is inferior to a true robot, BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!"

Bender then burps fire at a Demoman.

"Aww yeah, that felt good."

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18474

Dec 21, 2014

Small Antimatter Missile: 2/??
Midna Genetic Analysis: 2/30

==Actions==

The Commander continues firing on the medic with iAntimak, destroying some of the manor in the process. Meanwhile, Bender is hit by a flash of inspiration. He quickly dons an animatronic suit, joins the enemy side, and pretends to fight the players, until he gets behind the Animatronic Scout. Then, he pulls out his copy of the Nanomag Plasma Rifle and fires it into the Scout's back. The two drones continue to search the TIE Fighters.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18505

Dec 22, 2014

Guided Antimatter Missile: 3/9
Midna Genetic Analysis: 3/30

==Actions==

"Looks like we'll have to Shoot the Medic First!"

The Commander fires on the Stickyspammer's Medic with iAntimak, setting one of Merasmus's drawing rooms on fire in the process. She then pulls out a grenade launcher and launches smoke grenades around the Battlefield, revealing the presence of the spies. The two robots search TIE #32.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18505

Dec 22, 2014

Guided Antimatter Missile: 4/9

Midna Genetic Analysis: 4/30

==Actions==

The Commander fires upon the Sentry with iAntimak, blowing up a dining room of the manor in the process. The two drones search TIE #45.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18580

Dec 23, 2014

Guided Antimatter Missile: 5/9

Midna Genetic Analysis: 5/30

==Actions==

Bender's avatar respawns.

"I'm back, baby! Hey, where is she?"

Suddenly, the God Tier-esque portal appears in the ground, and the Commander emerges yet again.

"Goddess, not a second time! We... we need to kill that damn Medic before he heals any more animatronics."

The Commander fires on the Medic with iAntimak.

"Anyway, I'm going to try to do an Alchemiter experiment. Let's see exactly what the limits of this machine are."

The Commander retrieves a Transmitter from her inventory and begins alchemizing Transmitter -O Shrink and Small Rocket Engine -O Shrink. Meanwhile, Bender stuffs the Animatronic Soldier inside his Momcorp Hyperspace Compartment^TM, which somehow contains a fully-functioning recycling plant. The results are quite predictable. Finally, the two drones search TIE Fighter #68.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18593

Dec 23, 2014

Guided Antimatter Missile: 6/9

Midna Genetic Analysis: 6/30

Small Transmitter: 2/2 Complete!

Small Rocket Engine -O Shrink: 2/2 Complete!

==Actions==

The Commander fires upon the Heavy with iAntimak, destroying an entire room of the Manor with her blasts. Then, she orders Computercraft drones to construct a carbon-plate bunker for the players. Finally, Bender forces the Demoknight to bite his shiny metal ass, causing his to become badly damaged and exposing opportunities for attack. The drones search TIE Fighter #20.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18619

Guided Antimatter Missile: 7/9

Midna Genetic Analysis: 7/30

==Actions==

The Commander fires iAntimak into the Demoknight's head area that Bender just damaged, then alchemizes Troper's Nuke Armor && Mini Antimak. The drones search TIE Fighter #76.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18625

Dec 26, 2014

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Suddenly, as the Commander tries to dodge the Demoknight, a spark flashes on her suit's backpack. The suit suddenly begins to glitch out, until a jet of plasma quickly fires out of the backpack, and the suit becomes completely inert. The players hear a muffled swear from inside the suit, followed by dim fidgeting noises. Finally, the suit's backpack airlock unlatches with a click, and the backpack slides outward from the suit, pushed by a sweaty, pale hand. A figure staggers out of the suit, collapsing on the ground after clearing the airlock. After a few moments, she manages to stand back up. The first thing the players notice is her extremely disheveled hair - it would be bright orange, if it wasn't streaked with sweat and other fluids. The figure appears to be wearing a technologically advanced suit of fabric with various bits of plating embedded into the weave. On her chest lies a curious symbol: six circles connected to a central point, surrounded by four curved line segments and bisected by a vertical line. Some of the players are vaguely reminded of the Reclaimer Glyph from Halo. As she moves to inspect the suit, the players catch a glimpse of pointed ear tips peaking out from her mess of her. It appears that Erelye's premonition was accurate. Bender comes over to the Commander.

"Hey, what's the holdup? Did your suit gain sentience and fall in love with you, or something?"
"It's not nearly as exciting. It looks like the fusion reactor's broken. Ugh. This is going to take a while."
"Hey, aren't you an engineer? Aren't you good with fixing stuff, like me, Bender?"
"Yes, I'm an engineer by training. That means I spend most of my time behind a computer, solving problems. Actually repairing equipment is a mechanic's job."
"Eh, that just sounds like stupid semantics that the professor obsesses over!"
"It's not just semantics. Anyway, I'm out here in the open, so I'll need some backup."
"Why do you look so weird, anyway?!"
"Sigh. I knew that I'd have to reveal myself at some point, but this is just embarrassing! Not only did my most visible piece of technology fail spectacularly, I look like I crawled out of some cloning vat!"
"Why are you so worried about your precious 'secret' being let out?"
"...Because elves have a reputation for being prissy and elitist Mary Sues who mainly wield magic instead of technology?"
"Yeah, well, screw that! You're basically the only elf that's cool! You kick ass and cause mayhem like nobody's business! You think you're like all those other lame elves?! Like that guy, Erlie or what ever his name was! He looks so lame, standing around in that dumb suit of is and waving his magic wand around while constantly brandishing his intellectual superiority! He's the lamest elf I've ever met, but he's not like you, 'cause you're cool! In fact, I'm going to give him a piece of my mind to cheer you up"
"Bender, I don't think that's a good-"

Bender shouts at Erelye.

"HEY EYERELYE, YOU'RE A LAME WAND-WAVING WIMP WHO CAN BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!"
"Bender, what are you doing?! He's a mage!"
"Eh, magic, smagic! Why should I be worried about some fancy spells that don't compare to a good gun, anyway?!"

((Mirroring the change in my dialogue formatting in my original posts, I am changing the dialogue formatting in these posts)

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18649

Dec 26, 2014

Guided Antimatter Missile: 8/9

Midna Genetic Analysis: 8/30

==Actions==

The Commander observes the Arrival.

The Commander: Well, two can play at the "overly long speech game."

The Commander then pulls a superconducting magnet out of her inventory and levitates the Troper's Antimatter Armor. Fortunately, this pocket dimension does not appear to be filled with air, as the Armor does not react upon being pulled from the Alchemiter.

The Commander: You know what this is? 1 kilogram of hydrogen plasma in the shape of armor. Do you know how much energy is released when 1 kilogram of antimatter reacts with 1 kilogram of matter? 42.96 Megatons of TNT. Have fun dealing with that.

The Commander then throws the Troper's Antimatter Armor at GLaDOS, triggering a massive nuclear explosion.

The Commander: What? Why is everyone staring at me? Is this really that impressive compared to all of the other stuff you guys have pulled?

The Commander then shoots GLaDOS with iAntimak to further pour salt in the room. She also reads section 6 of the guide and alchemizes Small Transmitter -O Shrink, Tiny Rocket Engine -O Shrink, and Troper's Nuke Armor > Fine, before returning to the task of repairing her armor. She holds out her right hand, covering by a glove with a circular technological device built into it, and slowly moves it over the armor's compartment containing the fusion reactor. Suddenly, the device is surrounding by orange holographic panels, as the device deploys multiple mechanical tendrils, which begin to repair the reactor.

The Commander: Good thing we got the mind-machine interface working with our Omnitools. Otherwise, this would take hours.

Suddenly, Bender's avatar respawns.

Bender: Hey Erelye, did you really think that your stupid spells would kill me! I'm using a Minecraft Avatar! In this game, I'm actually immortal!

Bender then turns to the Commander.

Bender: Hey, wait a minute! Shouldn't we have started making the alchemies for me and the gang?
The Commander: Oh, right, I had forgotten about that. Yes, if the Counterinvasion is to proceed on time, we should start alchemizing the Crew's weapons, and the ship itself.
The Commander: Okay, here's the recipe for your gun. Use the Alchemiter and eat your heart out.
Bender: Finally, alchemizing is cool, now that it's my stuff that I'm making!
The Commander: Good to hear that.

Bender then pulls out a Tesla Coil and alchemizes Tesla Coil > Fine.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18667

Dec 26, 2014

Guided Antimatter Missile: 9/9 Complete!

Telsa Coil > Fine: 2/3

Small Transmitter -O Shrink: 2/2 Complete!

Tiny Rocket Engine -O Shrink: 2/2 Complete!

Midna Genetic Analysis: 9/30

==Actions==

The Commander temporarily pauses her repair work on her armor to contact Amperz4nd, presumably through some kind of implant or mental interface.

The Commander: So the project is a go, then? Excellent. I also appreciate the tour offer. After all, there is much we can learn from each other...
The Commander: Heh. Sucker. He thinks he can one-up me with his ridiculously overpowered tech. I wonder how he'll feel once I learn his tricks.

The Commander then fires upon GLaDOS with iAntimak, and alchemizes Troper's Nuke Armor && Small Rocket Engine, (Tiny Rocket Engine -O Shrink) -O Shrink, and Tiny Transmitter -O Shrink. She then tosses the product of her armor to Bender.

Bender: Hey, maybe I should try something.

Bender activates the rocket motor on his new suit, flying directly towards GLaDOS. Right before he makes contact, he pulls back his fist...

Bender: FALCOOOOOOOOON PUNCH!

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18700

Tesla Coil > Fine: 3/3 Complete!

(Tiny Rocket Engine -O Shrink) -O Shrink: 2/2 Complete!

Tiny Transmitter -O Shrink: 2/2 Complete!

Midna Genetic Analysis: 10/30

==Actions==

The Commander watches Bender crash back to the ground after his lame attempt at beating up GLaDOS.

The Commander: Pff. Did you really think that a stupid meme attack like that would actually work?
Bender: Hey, it's not fair that you get to beat people up flying around like Tony Stark with your armor while poor old Bender is stuck on the ground! Maybe I wanted to be an airborne badass for once!
The Commander: Ugh, Tony Stark's a poser and you know it! His tech is designed more to show off than to actually work on the battlefield! I mean, why does he waste all that effort trying to make his armor assemble dynamically out of a thousand little pieces when you can just make it once piece?! At least my armor doesn't fall apart if somebody hits it the wrong way! Plus, I swear that bastard has stolen at least some of my technology!
The Commander: ...
The Commander: ...I should get back to work.

The Commander finishes repairing the fusion reactor, the Omnitool tendrils retracting back into their housing. The Commander then crawls back into the suit through the entrance port, which slides back into place behind her. The players hear an electronic whine as the suit powers itself up, suddenly jerking back into motion. The rearmored Commander then inspects the Guided Antimatter Missile.

The Commander: Meh, this looks like bog-standard HAYO tech. However, we still haven't nearly reached the alchemy limit. Let's see how far we can go with this...

The Commander then alchemizes Guided Antimatter Missile > Fine and (Tiny Transmitter -O Shrink) -O Shrink. She's about to shoot GLaDOS again when she hesitates.

The Commander: Actually, I have an idea. Let's see...

The Commander starts tinkering with her gun, activating her suit's Omnitool to alter its internal machinery. After a while, she finishes and aims it at Binary. The distinctive crackling of a powerful electromagnetic field can be heard, and the gun emits a ball of energy containing one gram of antimatter. The ball is launched towards Binary, grazing him.

The Commander: If this works, this should function as a chain attack entity that the players can fill with energy to boost its attack. Even though the Glitch is present, what could go wrong?

Meanwhile, Bender alchemizes (Tesla Coil > Fine) && Nanomag Plasma Rifle.

Bender: Aww yeah. Once this gun is done, I won't be having to use hand-me-down weapons any more! I'll be back in business with my trusty macro-electron cannon, that yours truly wielded in the first Futurama feature-length movie! Now that's what I'm talking about!

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18764

Dec 29, 2014

Antimatter Missile Station: 2/10

Microscopic Transmitter: 2/2 Complete!

Midna Genetic Analysis: 11/30

==Actions==

The Commander and Bender yet again return from death. Upon reviving, Bender does a little jig, but the Commander just stares into the distance.

Bender: Hey, what's going on?

The Commander's suffered from... visions, while she was resurrecting. She only remembers a few glimpses. A conflagration. The corpse of another elf. A wound in space and time. Then, she snaps back.

The Commander: Nothing, I was just... emotionally compromised.

She surveys the Battlefield.

The Commander: Oh for [REDACTED]'s sake, the Glitch has corrupted the energy ball! Looks like I won't be trying that trick again...

Suddenly, the Commander receives a message.

Th1s 1s Qu0D1S r3p0rt1ng. Du3 t0 th3 stab1l1zat10n 0f th3 Gl1tch, th3 0rb1tal N3xus is 3x1t1ng saf3 m0d3 and r3sum1ng n0rmal 0p3rat10ns.
The Commander: Oh, thank the Goddess! I was in need of some support. As a heads up, I'm going to be sending a delivery to the station. It's a sample of genetic material that I need analyzed. It's to finally figure out how magic affects genetics.
1 w1ll 1nf0rm th3 r3s3arch d1v1s10n.
The Commander: Excellent.

The Commander duplicates the Guided Antimatter Missile that she finished alchemizing. She then replaces the duplicate's warhead with the container storing the sample of Midna's flesh, and reprograms the missile to insert itself into orbit near the station. She then launches the missile. It travels through the hole in the sky back to GodCraft and all the way into orbit, where its contents are picked up by the Orbital Nexus and sent to its laboratories for analysis.

The Commander: Now that that's over, I think I need to check on my other alchemies.
The Commander: Hmm... I'll have to actually start miniaturizing the computer.

The Commander alchemizes Computer -O Shrink, then fires iAntimak at GLaDOS again. She then decides to use the second copy of Troper's Antimatter Armor by throwing it at GLaDOS. Meanwhile, Bender examines his in-progress alchemy.

Bender: Wait, a sec, this is only level 8! I'm not waiting for a piece of crap like that!

Bender then cancels the Telsa Nanorifle and instead alchemizes Tesla Star > Fine. He then retrieves a piece of concentrated dark matter from his inventory and throws it at GLaDOS.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18787

Antimatter Missile Station: 3/10

Tesla Star > Fine: 2/4

Computer -O Shrink: 2/2 Complete!

Midna Genetic Analysis: 12/20

==Actions==

The Commander alchemizes Small Computer -O Shrink, then fires iAntimak at GLaDOS. Suddenly, Bender finds a note on the ground that he recognizes as being written by himself. He then sees the Glitch Ball and gets an idea. He begins reciting a series of zeroes and ones that's awfully familiar to Futurama fans...

The Commander: Bender, what the [REDACTED] are you doing?!
Bender: I'm using the Time Code!
The Commander: You can't use that now! We need to reserve damaging spacetime for the Counterinvasion!
Bender: Yeah, well, if I go back in time, I can prevent the Glitch Ball from being formed in the first place!
The Commander: Time travel doesn't work like that. You can't just change the past! Plus, the Code will only make the Glitch Ball stronger!
Bender: Yeah, well, do you really think the immutable laws of causality can stop me?! They can go bite my shiny metal ass!

Bender finishes reciting the Time Code and travels back in time, trying to prevent the Commander from creating the Glitch Ball. When he arrives, he leaves a note for his future self to read, instructing him to travel back in time to stop the creation of the Glitch Ball. Unfortunately, it turns out that his attempt at time travel is what corrupted the Energy Ball into the Glitch Ball in the first place, and Bender is catapulted back to the present.

The Commander: I told you that wouldn't work.
Bender: Yeah, well, I guess I'll have to make my own Time Code! With blackjack! And hookers!

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18792

Dec 30, 2014

Antimatter Missile Station: 4/10

Midna Genetic Analysis: 13/30

Tesla Star > Fine: 3/4

Tiny Computer: 2/2 Complete!

==Actions==

The Commander fires upon GLaDOS with iAntimak, then alchemizes Tiny Computer -O Shrink. Bender then tries an "epic" attack by overclocking his processor to nine thousand kilovolts, then transferring the extra heat to GLaDOS.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18807

Dec 30, 2014

Antimatter Missile Station: 5/10

Tesla Globe:4/4 Complete!

Minuscule Computer: 2/2 Complete!

Midna Genetic Analysis: 14/30

==Actions==

The Commander looks at Flare.

The Commander: Just go do your magic Fez thing so we can get back to the actual fighting.

The Commander then alchemizes Minuscule Computer -O Shrink. Suddenly, Bender respawns and examines the Tesla Globe.

Bender: Now this looks better! With this, I can actually make the alchemy look like my real-world gun!

Bender then alchemizes Tesla Globe && Nanomag Plasma Rifle.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18823

Dec 31, 2014

Antimatter Missile Station: 6/10

Tesla Globe && Nanomag Plasma Rifle: 2/9

Microscopic Computer: 2/2 Complete!

Midna Genetic Analysis: 15/30

==Actions==

The Commander looks at the contract, and signs it.

The Commander: Finally, something to do besides just standing around!
Bender: Hey, I thought you weren't interested in wimpy stuff like healing!
The Commander: Look, I really don't like the idea of that triangle guy messing around with my mind, so I think that stepping outside of my field of competence is a good idea, here.
Bender: Eh, whatever. Anyway, you started on the other weapons?
The Commander: Not yet, I was trying to see if I could alchemize nanobots... ah, nevermind. We don't know how much time we have left, so let's just start on the weapons.

The Commander begins by duplicating iAntimak 6 times.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18841

Dec 31, 2014

Antimatter Missile Station: 7/10

Tesla Globe && Nanomag Plasma Rifle: 3/9

iAntimak x6 Duplication: 2/5

Midna Genetic Analysis: 16/30

==Action==

Now, we may have a problem. I have no idea how to actually produce or manipulate "healing energies." I only know about actual biological healing. I guess we could start with trying to reproduce the medigun of the TF2 Medic...

The Commander then notices the Potion of Strength that Wilson left her.

Huh. Looks like someone left me a present. Dis, analysis.
1t app3ars t0 b3 a "P0t10n 0f Str3ngth," a pr0duct 0f th3 Alch3m1t3r's Br3w1ng Stand that grants th3 dr1nk3r 1ncr3as3d attack p0w3r.
Well, I don't really know what to think of this. I'm not really comfortable with using magic potions, but on the other hand, I may need every advantage that I can find. I'll save this for later.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18863

Jan 2, 2015

Antimatter Missile Station: 8/10

Midna Genetic Analysis: 17/30

Nonomag Glober: 4/9

iAntimak x6 Duplication: 3/5

==Actions==

The Commander stares up at the Neutronium Boot that is rapidly assembling above the Battlefield.

A combo attack? Interesting. Powerful if given the proper investment. Perhaps I could...

She stares.

... I will. At least they won't go to waste this way.

She then spots that a pair of Origin Wands were tossed towards her.

Pff, I won't be needing these. I'll use something far more potent.

She then materializes a pair of pale white... wands that crackle with creative energies. No, wait. These aren't wands. These are quills.

If this works, I'll make the Falcon Kick look like Brownian Motion. Suck it, Captain Falcon!

The Commander activates her suit's flight capabilities and soars into the sky where the Neutronium Boot is being assembled. Upon arrival, she raises the Quills of Echidna into the air, the pair being surrounding by bursts of green lightning. Using the creative power of the Quills, she adds into the hull of the Neutronium Boot 30 tons of antimatter, contained in a magnetic storage device. This antimatter will, upon annihilation, release enough energy to rival the asteroid impact that killed the dinosaurs (approximately 10^6 megatons of TNT)

Meanwhile, Bender stops jumping around, noticing that there's finally something he can fight. He swallows Wilson's strength potion before racing straight into the battle.

OKAY EVERYBODY! LET'S DO THIS! BENDEEEEEEEEEEEEER BENNNNNNNNNDING RODDDDRIGUEEEEEEEZ!

He then shoots Binary with a quicksummoned Macro-Electron gun, the same model that he used in Bender's Big Score.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18875

Jan 2, 2015

Antimatter Missile Station: 9/10

Midna Genetic Analysis: 18/30

Nanomag Glober: 5/9

iAntimak x6 Duplication: 4/5

==Actions==

The Commander examines the Orbital Dropkick further. She then places a large plasma-core antimatter engine with some methane fuel tanks to act as afterburner fuel.

First Law of Kerbalkind: You can never have enough boosters.

Bender fires at Binary again with his summoned Macro-Electron Gun.

Original Post: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=18917

Jan 3, 2015

Antimatter Missile Station: 10/10 Complete!

Midna Genetic Analysis: 19/30

Nanomag Glober: 6/9

iAntimak x6 Duplication: 5/5 Complete!

==Actions==

The Commander looks at the healing orb.

Ugh. Why did I sign up for this magic crap? Well, I guess I'll have to find some way to translate my scientific knowledge into magical healing...
Hey, maybe I could try something...
Bender, stay out of this! I don't need you messing around with things you don't understand!
Don't understand?! Are you kidding me?! What's so hard to understand about a magic healing orb that's supposed to fix Doritos Man's eye?! You know what, I'll show you that me, Bender, can be just a good a healer as all the rest of these losers!

Bender then appears to go AFK. After a bit of thought, the Commander pulls out the Quills of Echidna and uses it to create a green pyramid decorated with Tron lines, with the lens of a laser resting at the top.

This should absorb any energy that's shot at it and convert it into "healing energies," whatever that means.

She then tests the pyramid by firing iAntimak at it. At the same time, she begins alchemizing iAntimak -O Shrink and Antimatter Missile Station > Fine.

Meanwhile, in a universe far, far, away, a robot stirs from his Minecraft-induced stasis. After taking a quick note of his surroundings, he begins walking down the stairs of the building he is in, heading through a hallway after reaching the bottom. He comes to door with a plaque next to it, reading "DR. JOHN A. ZOIDBERG, M.D." After waiting for the door to slide in, he steps into an austere office, furnished with shoddy and likely counterfeit medical diagrams of bizarre alien anatomies.

Ah, Bender! What brings you to my humble establishment, today?
Hey Zoidberg, what's the best way to heal a blinded eye using an arsenal of deadly weaponry?
Since the nerves react to electricity, I suggest giving the eye a powerful electric shock.
Hah! I don't even have to dig out an obscure gun! This'll be fun on a bun!

Suddenly, on the Battlefield, the players see Bender come back to life.

All right, it's time for Bender to show that he can be the greatest eye healer in the universe!

He suddenly equips his Macro-Electron Gun and aims it... straight at Bill's eye. Fortunately, the Commander is able to intervene just in time.

Bender, NO!

She jostles Bender right as he pulls the trigger, causing the shot to hit the healing pyramid instead, the energy being channeled into the healing orb.