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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 20 2019, 09:59 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17339
Nov 25, 2014 Helium-3 Supply Drop: 10/10 Complete! The Commander touches down at the entrance of the Forge. Suddenly, right as she steps through, she sees Netpatham's message... "... What the hell?! Is this for real?! Are the rulers of Earth seriously trying to arrest the people fighting their worst enemy?! Those idiots!" She needs to hurry more then ever. She runs into the Forge, scanning the building... She spots the robot, glitching out and humming an old soldier's song... "Oh hell." She runs up to the robot. "Can you sling them on your shoulder?" "Like a lousy-" "Enough!" She takes the magnet off of the robot's head, then stares at him with what would be an irritated glare, if she wasn't wearing a helmet. "Woaoaoah!" "Explain yourself. Did you make any progress at all?" "Well, I did manage to make some of these pieces of junk..." He holds out the Goldstone Wires. "That's it?!" "Yep, that's it." "Do you realize how important this is?! While you were lazy and irresponsible, our entire army was obliterated! Everything we've worked for since the Homestuck Invasion is gone! All of it! The only recourse that we have left is to fight like the other Descendants, using the powerful weapons from this device!" "Look, what I'm good at is killing people, not 'alchemetiting' random pieces of crap! Go find someone else to toss junk in that machine!" "Ugh, fine. I guess if you want something done, you gotta do it yourself..." "You know, I joined you because I thought you were cool! Because you could mow down tons of suckers without breaking a sweat! But now you're acting just like some people back home! Always talking about 'responsibility' and crap like that!" "Fine, you go off and do whatever, I'll handle it from here." The robot wanders out of the Forge, causing the rest of its inhabitants to sigh in relief. The Commander then turns to the Alchemiter. Looking at it again... she feels memories welling up from the depths of her mind... memories she'd rather not think about. With a sigh, she pushes them back down. She has to focus on the mission, and she can't let her emotional baggage get in the way of it. The Commander decides to start with a machine that she's not familiar with, using the Iron Furnace to forge Magnetic Ore ~ Iron Furnace. At the same time, the Helium-3 Supply Drop Pod finally touches down a few meters away from the Forge. The Commander receives a notification that the Pod has touched down. She leaves the Forge, retrieves the item, and heads back to the Alchemiter. "Finally. After all the trouble that Dis went through to scavenge the Helium-3, let's hope that this weapon is worth it..." She gives the Alchemiter one long look. "It's been such a long time... but it feels as if it was yesterday..." She then contacts the Orbital Nexus. "Dis, I've decided to make a major change to our ongoing operations. If it wasn't clear enough, conventional warfare is completely useless in this war. Only the effort of empowered individuals and the use of unique Alchemiter weapons seems to be effective. I am now shifting our operational strategy from one of Blitzkrieg to one of logistical support. I need you to begin stockpiling as much antimatter and fusion fuel as you possibly can. Redirect all of our manufacturing capabilities to supporting the construction of new antimatter harvesters around Dinnerbone's Maw and for the expansion of the gate that connects Godcraft's home solar system to it. Finally, I want the science team to switch focus from research and development to investigation of anomalies and objects related to the war." Chang3 1n strat3g13s and 0p3rat10ns ackn0wl3dg3d, C0mmand3r. "... I guess I'm not much of a Commander anymore. Not much to command, now that the HAYO Battalion has been turned to dust..." |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 20 2019, 11:31 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17447
Nov 27, 2014 Magstone Wires: 3/3 Complete! The Commander retrieves the Magstone Wires... She prepares to continue her alchemy chain, when she receives an urgent message. Att3nt10n all HAY0 p3rs0n3l. W3 hav3 d3t3ct3d th3 arr1val of mult1pl3 unkn0wn and an0mal0us 3nt1t13s. W3 hav3 match3d th3m t0 the f0rc3s 0f 3arth's "C0unt3r0p3rat10n." Pr3par3 f0r s3v3r3 spac3t1m3 and pr0gramm1ng-r3lat3d an0mal13s. "They're here already?" "[REDACTED]! The way things are going, having a ceasefire with Richard may be a better idea..." Meanwhile the robot wanders onto the Battlefield... He spots the forces of the Arrival and promptly expunges a brick. Suddenly, a metal sphere falls from the sky and crashes right next to the robot! "Space? SPAAAAAACE! I'm not in space anymore! I want to go back to space!" The robot suddenly gets an idea. He picks up the Space Core and travels over to GLaDOS... "Oh look, it's the Big Lady! Can the Big Lady take me to space?! If I get plugged into her, can I become space?!" The robot attempts to initiate a core transfer to replace GLaDOS with the Space Core! |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 20 2019, 11:38 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17494
Nov 28, 2014 The robot pulls out a device from his inventory. It's a very dangerous device that was built by a certain senile professor to blackmail the government in case of them starting an investigation into his work. It is able to convert half of the atoms of its target to antimatter, resulting in a titanic explosion! "Well, the professor did go on a long lecture about how this device is very dangerous and should not be used except if there's no other choice..." "It was even the subject of one of our adventures, where we tried to use it but it only caused misery and destruction, causing us to learn a valuable aesop about restraint and responsibility..." "Eh, I'm bored. Let's use this on the Godmodder and see what happens!" The robot promptly does so. |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 21 2019, 10:19 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17565
Nov 30, 2014 As the Glitch passes over Minecraftia, the entire Orbital Nexus lights up with alarms. Most of its systems are shut down, or placed into Safe Mode if mission-critical, by its artificial intelligence. At the same time, multiple Scranton Reality Anchors are activated, generating protective fields that will at least partially protect the station's machinery from the disruption of physics that the Glitch will cause. With the Anchors activated, a few pieces of machinery reactivate, but the station is still, as a whole, in lockdown. At the same time, the Commander instinctually senses the breakdown in reality through some unknown ability. "Oh [REDACTED]!" "Dis, status report!" Fr0m 0ur r3ad1ngs, 1t app3ars that th3 S0urc3 C0d3 0f M1n3craft1a has suff3r3d a fatal 3rr0r, summ0n1ng an 3nt1ty s1m1lar t0 th3 Gl1tch fr0m th3 F1rst G0dm0dd1ng War. W3 susp3ct that 1t was caus3d by 0n3 0f th3 m3mb3rs 0f th3 C0unt3r0p3rat10n d3str0y1ng M1n3craft1a's H3xah3dr0n. "The... the Glitch?! They seriously summoned the Glitch?!" Y3s. 1t app3ars that th3y b3l13v3 that th3y can c0ntr0l 1t. "Then they truly are idiots! They're playing with forces that no one can control! Not even our top scientists would dare to mess around with Minecraft's Source Code!" "...I need to calm down, sorry." "Anyway, how's the Nexus dealing with this recent turn of events?" W3 hav3 1n1t1at3d a g3n3ral l0ckd0wn, d1sabl3d p3r1ph3ral syst3ms, and act1vat3d 0ur Scrant0n R3al1ty Anch0rs. A f3w 0f 0ur m0st cr1t1cal lab0rat0r13s w1ll c0nt1nu3 t0 b3 staff3d. "Phew, I was worried that the Glitch might have detonated our antimatter containment cells." " ...I should get going, then." Meanwhile, the Robot decides to snap a picture of the now-distorted skyline. "Neat." The Commander contacts the robot. "Where are you?! What the hell are you even doing?!" "Hey, I was trying to actually fight while you were hunkered down in your stupid cave!" "You know, I really don't think you understand exactly what's going on right now!" "Things have only gotten worse and worse! Not only was this server invaded, but apparently a reality-breaking Glitch has been summoned, exactly like the one that was recorded my archives of the first Godmodding War!" "Fine, if you think that doing something is so important, why don't you actually come out and fight!" That's what I was going to do! This latest alchemy was going to take a while anyway!" The Commander alchemizes Magstone Wires && Hollow Nanoiron Torus && Plasma Heater && Helium-3 Cell = Miniature Tokomak MINIATURE TOKOMAK: A palm-sized fusion reactor that runs off of helium-3, generating charged plasma that can be used directly or to generate electricity. The Magstone Wires serve as electromagnets that compress and contain the plasma used for fusion, the Plasma Heater heats the helium-3 up to plasma that is then used for fusion, and the helium-3 cell provides the Miniature Tokomak with fuel. Once activated, it generates enough power to sustain its reaction without external sources of energy. |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 21 2019, 10:51 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17614
Dec 1, 2014 Miniature Tokomak: 2/6 ==Actions== The Commander rejoins her robot. "Finally! I thought you'd be stuck next to your machine for the rest of the battle!" The Commander and robot look at the two options. "Okay, it seems like the Scratch zone will require the use of wand-based attacks, so I think the best use of our talents lie in the Bridge zone. I have just the equipment to get across." "Hey, before we march into a dangerous warzone, I'll need a drink. My batteries are running low from all that alchemetizing." "The proper term is 'alchemizing,' but whatever. Just come after me once you're done." The Commander enters the Bridging zone. Meanwhile, the robot pulls a bottle of cheap vodka out of his inventory and takes a long drink, then releases a satisfied belch of fire after he's done. He joins the Commander. The Commander opens her inventory and places down an array of Computercraft turtles. "I should have a program that will allow them to build this Bridge. It was originally developed for filling holes left by creepers, but the code's flexible enough." The Commander loads program onto the turtles, which then start bridging the gap with obsidian. "Pfew. At least some HAYO tech still works right." |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 21 2019, 11:06 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17618
Dec 1, 2014 Miniature Tokomak: 3/6 ==Actions== As the turtles build the Bridge, the Commander examines the Battlefield. She suddenly has an idea. "Hmm... People have been talking about a temporary ceasefire to combat the Glitch. Maybe I should create an official contract to enforce it." She gives off a bitter chuckle. "Heh. I can't believe I'm actually thinking about doing this. Holding a ceasefire with that son of a bitch..." She summons a piece of paper and a pen, and begins writing some words onto it. Then, she leaves the Bridging zone and walks up to the Godmodder. "Hello, Richard. I would normally be the last one to propose this, but I think you and I both know that this Glitch is a fundamental threat to everything we hold dear. In that case, we should temporarily put aside our differences and officially establish a ceasefire to combat this threat, lest the multiverse be consumed by it." She holds out the contract that she previously drafted: "We the Anti-Godmodders, Neutrals, Pro-Godmodders, and Godmodder agree to hold an official cease-fire until the Glitch and the Arrival have been dealt with. We promise not to attack you or each other. However, if a rogue agent who is not aware of the existence of this contract breaks its conditions, the contract and ceasefire will remain in force. Exploiting loopholes in, twisting the words of, or acting according to the letter but not the spirit of this contract is forbidden and will nullify this contract. That applies to both the Descendants and the Godmodder. " Player Signatures: The Commander All that someone needs to do to sign the contract is say "I sign the contract." |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 21 2019, 11:21 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17623
Dec 1, 2014 Miniature Tokomak: 4/6 ==Actions== The Commander returns to the robot. "Okay, I need you to hold the fort here while I alchemize the first major weapon. I'll be sending you instructions on what to do with the turtles, as well as giving you the plasma gun's intermediate version, so you can finally shoot up bad guys." "Sounds like a plan! I especially like the part where I go and kill stuff!" "Okay, then. I should go." The Commander flies off to the Forge and alchemizes Cheap Rifle && Carbon Nanogel. The robot then receives instructions to fill the turtles with UU Matter, which will expand as it transmutes into normal matter, thus being more efficient at bridging the gap than obsidian. |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 22 2019, 04:23 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17649
Nanogel Rifle: 2/2 Complete! Miniature Tokomak: 5/6 ==Actions== The Commander rushes out of the Forge, dumps the Nanogel Rifle in the robot's hands, then quickly flies back. The robot appraises the Rifle, then turns to the Glitch Artifact. "Finally! The real me is back, baby!" The robot fires on the Glitch Artifact. "Whoooooooooooo!" |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 22 2019, 04:34 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17676
Miniature Tokomak: 6/6 Complete! ==Actions== The Commander examines the newly alchemized Tokomak. "Impressive. Even our new micro-fusion reactors can't hold a candle to the plasma and energy output of this... Heh. With this, I could be a one-man army. Now, onto the weapon itself..." She alchemizes Miniature Tokomak && Nanogel Rifle && Magstone Wires = Nanomag Plasma Rifle. Meanwhile, the robot continues to fire upon the Glitch Artifact. |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 22 2019, 05:08 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17719
Dec 3, 2014 Nanomag Plasma Rifle: 3/7 ==Actions== The Commander feels her integrity drain out of her, and the terrain start to warp... She contacts the Orbital Nexus. "Dis, can you give me a status update? How is the Glitch affecting our systems?" 1t app3ars that th3 Gl1tch 1s caus1ng fluctuat10ns 1n 0ur p0w3r plants and c0mput3r syst3ms. F0rtunat3ly, 0ur m0st cr1t1cal syst3ms ar3 pr0t3ct3d by Scrant0n R3al1ty Anch0rs. Th3y ar3 als0 k33p1ng th3 0rb1tal N3xus 1n 0rb1t ar0und M1n3craft1a. "Phew. Give me updates as the situation progresses." Ackn0wl3dg3d, C0mmand3r. The Commander returns to her post by the Alchemiter, but is suddenly struck by a major systems malfunction with her suit of armor! The suit twitches until settling out with a green glow. "Aah! I knew that the Glitch would begin to affect our technology, but I didn't expect it to do so this rapidly! I guess I'll have to deploy some countermeasures..." The Commander pulls out a miniature Scranton Reality Anchor and activates it, protecting her from the Glitch. At the same time, the robot attempts to continue building the Bridge, but also begins glitching out, preventing him from acting. |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 22 2019, 05:16 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17753
Dec 4, 2014 Nanomag Plasma Rifle: 4/7 ==Actions== The Commander checks up on the robot. "Can you give me a status update with the Bridging?" "Ahwjhljgfhdjfghdjflghdflj..." "Oh, [REDACTED]." The Commander quickly flies out of the Forge, travels to the Bridge, and finds her glitched out robot. She quickly takes out another miniature Scranton Reality Anchor and deploys it on the robot. "Ajgfdsg-aaaa! What's going on?!" "The Glitch was interfering with your systems, so I deployed some Scranton Reality Anchors to protect you. I should be heading back now." The Commander flies back to the Forge. The robot, now conscious again, reactivates the Computercraft turtles and refills them with obsidian. |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 23 2019, 08:23 AM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17804
Dec 5, 2014 Nanomag Plasma Rifle: 7/7 Complete! ==Actions== The Commander pulls the Nanomag Plasma Rifle out of the Alchemiter. "Incredible... It seems to have produced something that even our greatest scientists couldn't..." She tests it by firing it at a wall. A beam of superheated plasma collides with the wall, penetrating into the stone and superheating all matter it touches. "Heh. And this isn't even nearly as powerful as the final product..." "I suppose I'll have to give one of these to [REDACTED]. He'll certainly appreciate it." The Commander duplicates the Nanomag Plasma Rifle, flies over to Zone 1, and hands a copy over to the robot. "Here, I finally got a real weapon for you." The robot test fires the weapon. "Aw yeah, now this is what I'm talking abo-gakjkdfsgj!" The robot is beset with another round of glitches. "Goddess! Again?!" The Commander deploys her Scranton Reality Anchor onto the robot, finally stabilizing him. "agtjklahjkl-aah!" "Okay, I don't know if you should stay here, you don't seem to be resisting the Glitch all that well..." "Come on, I'll be fine! What's a little Glitch going to do to me, anyway?" "You're a robot! The Glitch is best at attacking code-based entities!" "Pff, so what? I can fight just fine!" The robot attempts to fire the Nanomag Plasma Rifle at the Glitch Artifact, but completely misses due to another round of glitching. "Aw come on, don't try to send me back to that stupid Forge! I don't want to be a glorified assembly bot!" "Weren't you originally built to be an assembly bot?" "That means nothing!" "Look, I know you don't like it, but we've gotten past the nerdy stuff anyway. We're alchemizing weapons from here on out." "It's still boring!" "Okay, I can't believe I'm saying this, but... if you stay in the Forge until I find a way to shield you from the Glitch, I will pay you enough of a bonus to afford 300 dollar hooker-bots for a century." "Wait, really! Now that sounds like a deal!" "Good, I'm glad we got this settled." The robot travels back to the Forge. The Commander prepares to travel to Zone 3, when she suddenly notices something: the copy of the Nanomag Plasma Rifle that the robot was wielding has disappeared. At the same time, a certain item thief runs into Zone 3, firing at Split with the stolen copy while shouting a battle cry at the top of his virtual lungs. cerbalGuy: IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM! "Son of a-" The Commander quickly flies over to Zone 3, her mind set on finding a permanent solution to the thief. |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 23 2019, 11:24 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17840
Dec 6, 2014 ==Actions== The Commander uploads a new program to the Computercraft turtles, causing them to travel to Zone 4 and build a wall of carbon nanotube alloy blocks to protect SBaHJ. At the same time, she fires on the Split Projector with the Nanomag Plasma Rifle. She relishes the power of each superheated shot, but she can't help but notice that the weapon is quite cumbersome to use. She contacts the robot. "This new weapon is pretty powerful, but I can't help but notice that it's quite 'dumb.' It doesn't have any of the computerized targeting systems that a proper HAYO weapon should posses. I think that should be our first major upgrade to it. Try previewing an AND alchemy with one of the Computers in the supplies over there." "Alright, but let me remind you that I'm only doing these 'alchemitrations' for the money! And maybe for the purpose of self-preservation! But that doesn't make me a coward!" "Ugh, it's alchemizations, not 'alchemitrations!' Anyway, I also think i would be a good idea to alchemize a set of armor for yourself using the Loom, to protect you from the Glitch." "Armor? But I'm already 40% armor! How would I even wear it?" "Even if you used the UU Matter I integrated into your body to become 40% adminium, it probably wouldn't protect against the Glitch. As you may have noticed, the standard rules of narrative don't really apply to this war. We need to game the systems of the Narrative to get things to work our way. As for wearing it, just treat it like a chassis upgrade. It'll be fine." "Eh, fine. I'll try making some personal armor. Making something that protects me against the Glitch is better than just hiding down here for the rest of it." "Good. See you soon." The robot previews Computer && Nanomag Plasma Rifle, checking if the result leads to the desired product. At the same time, both characters feel a wave of weakness pass over them, indicating that they have become vulnerable. The Commander appears worried, while the robot just shrugs it off. |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 25 2019, 05:04 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17842
Dec 6, 2014 ==Actions== The Commander reads section 4.2 and fires at the Split Projector again, tearing into its casing. She then contacts the robot. "Okay, I think you may want to alchemize the armor with a computer and a plot-detecting sensor. The former will let you interface your armor with your robotic systems, while the latter may synergize with your home universe's humor. Try alchemizing a Cheap Sensor and some Applied Phlebontium." "Phlebontium? How the hell am I supposed to get some Phlebontium?" "Just summon some using your Descendant powers." The robot alchemizes Cheap Sensor && Applied Phlebontium. |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 25 2019, 05:15 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17845
Dec 6, 2014 Everything Sensor: 2/?? ==Actions== The Commander changes her target and fires on the Build Projector with the Nanomag Plasma Rifle. She also reads section 4.3 of the GameFAQs guide. |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 25 2019, 05:54 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17898
Dec 7, 2014 ==Actions== The Commander deploys some specialized medical drones out of her inventory that heal the injured players before returning back to her inventory. Suddenly, she sees Crusher trying to incinerate the Contract and quickly fires the Nanomag Plasma Rifle into the flamethrower, disabling it. "Oh no you don't!" "Look, I know that you hate the Godmodder! I do too! But this Glitch threatens all of reality! Can't you see the big picture?!" The Commander then turns away from Crusher and fires at the Build Projector, then tries to read Section 5 of the Guide. Meanwhile, the robot juggles a can of beer around, but it accidentally hits the Alchemiter, causing his current alchemy to stop! "Aww come on, don't tell me I'll have to start it again!" The robot then begins to alchemize Cheap Sensor && Applied Phlebontium again from scratch, and also begins Computer && Nanomag Plasma Rifle. He then looks up a guide for clothing alchemies, finally figures out how they work, and alchemizes Carbon Nanogel && Military Armor && Computer. |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 25 2019, 07:11 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17903
Dec 7, 2014 Plot Detector: 2/?? iTokomak: 2/8 ==Actions== The Commander fires on the Build Projector again. Then, she realizes that all this shooting may invoke the wrath of the Curse of Repetitiveness, so she rolls the Fluorite Octet at Regnum Dei. She also reads Section 5.1 of the Guide. Meanwhile, the robot inspects his newly forged armor. "Guess I finally made something cool... This calls for a drink!" The robot then pulls three bottles of Johnnie Walker, Blue Label out of his inventory and drinks all of them at once, unleashing a massive belch of fire. The other inhabitants of the Forge facepalm. |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 25 2019, 07:43 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17903
Everything Sensor: 3/?? iTokomak: 3/8 ==Actions== The Commander rolls the Fluorite Octet again at the Build Projector, as well as shooting it with the Nanomag Plasma Rifle. Meanwhile, the robot decides to further celebrate by going on a pickpocketting spree, attempting to steal the valuables of other users of the Forge. This causes the Forge's inhabitants to finally snap and beat the crap out of the robot. |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 25 2019, 10:24 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17949
Plot Detector: 4/5 iTokomak: 4/8 ==Actions== The Commander notices the descending UOSS. "Goddess, what the hell?!" She quickly packs up her turtles and activates her suit's fly mode, flying up to the UOSS and deploying the Computercraft turtles. She loads them with carbon nanotube plating and activates a program that will cause them to repair the armor plating of the UOSS. Then, she receives a message from the Orbital Nexus. W3 hav3 f1n1sh3d d3v3l0p1ng th3 r3m0t3 alch3my plug1n. "Oh, thank the Goddess. When can you deliver it?" 1t 1s curr3ntly 0n r0ut3 t0 th3 F0rg3. Suddenly, the robot, fresh from being licked good by the other players, senses Build probe into his mind. He suddenly begins addressing the GM directly, turning towards the sky and shaking his metal fist. "Hey, hoodie guy that's probing my mind! This alcohol powers my batteries, and my kleptomania is a part of my programming! In fact, be being sober is now the equivalent of you filthy humans being drunk! You know what, I'm sick of playing by your stupid Narrative and being forced to sit in a damn cave just to be able to fight effectively! You and your Narrative can BITE! MY! SHINY! METAL! ASS!" The robot, having given his spiel and made his identity incredibly obvious, alchemizes The Commanding Officer && Miniature Tokomak and then smokes another cigar, making him look 100% cooler. Suddenly, he receives a message from the Commander. "Bender?! Are you there?!" "Yeah, I just feel relieved, 'cause I just revealed my secret identity!" "Ugh, it was obvious anyway! Anyway, while you were having fun in the Forge, a massive space station is now crashing into the server!" "And why is it my business?" "Because, I don't know, if it crashes, you'll die too?!" "Wait, it'll kill me?! Okay, I'll do whatever you want, just don't let me die!" "Okay, first, it would be a good idea to assist those two guys with the onesies before helping out here, because that challenge is almost done and we need as much Glitch Resistance as we can get!" "Okay, fine!" "Wait, before you go, there's one important thing that you have to do. Dis has sent a package to the Forge. It contains a remote control that can be plugged into the Alchemiter, allowing you to alchemize stuff without being in the Forge." "A remote control? Why didn't we use that a few turns ago?!" "Because the Alchemiter is an unusual machine and we needed to develop a unique device that could interface with it. Anyway, I should go." Bender installs a remote control onto the Alchemiter that will allow him to alchemize items remotely, then dons his new armor and travels to Zone 4, where he deploys more nanogel shielding around Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. |
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gutza1 |
Posted: Jan 25 2019, 10:39 PM
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![]() Chief Engineer ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: Orlando, Florida Status: N/A ![]() |
Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=17983
Dec 8, 2014 Plot Detector: 5/5 Complete! iTokomak: 6/8 ==Actions== The Commander tries shooting some Crockercorp ships with her Nanomag Plasma Rifle and builds more nanogel walls around SBaHJ. She also continues running the repair program on her turtles, which repair the Bridge. Finally, she decides to register on Pesterchum due to the future need to communicate with other players. Her chumhandle is "universalAntimatist [UA]." Meanwhile, Bender also registers for Pesterchum with the chumhandle, "awesomeAutomaton [AA]." |
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