Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=20435

Feb 9, 2015

The Other Arrival: 47/50

Physics Cannon: 26/30

Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 28/30

Cargo Bay: 4/6

SciAntimak: 3/11

Missile Bay: 3/11

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 2/9

==Action==

Lothyra gathers more sacred items, then uses Antimatter RIP on the Croach and duplicates iAntimak Carbine x1. Bender attaches extra arms to himself, then picks up iAntimak Carbine, Universal Power, Bender's Gun, and iQuantimak, and fires them all at once at some Keepers. Lothyra then turns to the Trolls.

So, uh, considering the state of your home universe, I think there's something that you may need.

Lothyra then transmits the alchemy code for a Scranton Reality Anchor.

I've just transmitted you the alchemy code for a device that can stabilize reality. It was invented by the SCP Foundation, but I copied their blueprints and made a more potent model. I just thought you might need help fighting against the demons.
Hey, why are you giving away your precious intellectual property to a bunch of losers like them for free?!
It's... complicated. That's all I really want to say on the matter. Let's just move on.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=20494

Feb 10, 2015

The Other Arrival: 49/50

Physics Cannon: 28/30

Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 30/30 Complete!

Cargo Bay: 6/6 Complete!

SciAntimak: 5/11

Missile Bay: 5/11

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 3/9

==Action==

Ugh, let's see if we can try that alchemy again.

Lothyra alchemizes Nanolight Lander -c Escalander = Nanolight Escalander, then uses First Aid on the trolls.

NANOLIGHT ESCALANDER: Like the Nanolight Lander, but has an Escalander attached to the bottom of the front of the ship, facing forwards. All the other landing gear remain as they are.

Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment => EXECUTE

Suddenly, Lothyra receives a message from QuoDIS.

0rb1tal n3tw0rk l0ad3d w1th r3qu3st3d ant1matt3r and 1n p0s1t10n 0v3r th3 Far Lands. 0rb1tal b0mbardm3nt can pr0c33d.
Very well, then. Open fire! Leave nothing near the Vord alive!

Suddenly, above the Far Lands, a network of satellites begin targeting the current Battlefield. After acquiring a lock, they begin firing beams of antimatter down to the Battlefield, instantly transforming the Far Lands into an inferno of epic proportions as the continuous annihilation of the antimatter beams and the matter of the Far Lands vaporizes everything with gamma radiation. Eventually, the satellites run out of antimatter and the bombardment ceases. The Far Lands have been completely levelled and transformed into a simmering hellscape. Much of the ground has either melted into lava or fused into volcanic glass, with an overwhelming stench of rotten eggs filling the air. The sky has turned black as a result of the residue thrown into the air during the bombardment. The residual heat is enough to burn the skin of anyone who lacks proper protection. Unfortunately, the Vord somehow managed to survive this, and they emerge from their hiding holes, ready to fight once more.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=20530

Feb 11, 2015

Physics Cannon: 30/30 Complete!

SciAntimak: 7/11

Missile Bay: 7/11

Nanolight Escalander: 3/4

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 5/9

==Actions==

Lothyra gathers Sacred Items, then eyes Piono.

Oh, look at that. Another asshole's trying to play the god? Well, good thing HAYO's developed a... solution for your ilk.

Lothyra pulls a HAYO-brand Scranton Reality Anchor from her inventory, then sets it next to Piono and activates it. The reality-enforcing field weakens Piono's reality warping abilities, an opportunity that Lothyra exploits by using Existence Now on Piono. At the same time, Bender deploys extra arms and simultaneously shoots Piono with iQuantimak, Bender's Gun, and Universal Power on "harm" mode. After this assault, Lothyra is reminded of something.

Hah. Speaking of which, a much more potent version of that has just arrived.

Physics Cannon => EXECUTE

Suddenly, a reentry vehicle enters the skies of the Far Lands with a sonic bomb and deploys airbags before violently colliding with the ground. After the landing, the vehicle jettisons its protective panels to deploy its cargo - a bundle of technological devices and connecting materials such as wires, etc.

"Some assembly required"... looks like I've got that covered.

Lothyra equips the Quills of Echidna and aims them at the parts, the instruments suddenly surrounded by crackling green energies. As Lothyra wields the Quills, the delivered parts suddenly begin to float off the ground and assemble themselves with the help of instasummoned assembly tools created by the Quills. Once the cacophony of grinding metal and power tools dies down, the parts have now been assembled into what appears to be a large self-propelled artillery piece, complete with a large gun barrel and treads for mobility. The chassis contains several HAYO-brand Scranton Reality Anchors that direct their energies into the gun's barrel, along with a Miniature Tokomak that provides power to the assembly. With an ominous hum, the Physics Cannon powers up, ready for use.

Physics Cannon: [AG]:
HP: Whatever Twin feels is balanced.
Abilities: Reality Blast: A blast that damages magical/reality warping enemies or enemies that break the laws of physics.To target an enemy that breaks the laws of physics, a user must point out the specifics of the violation, while a magical enemy can be targeted without any additional work. Also deals extra damage to and weakens Godmodded stuff or reality warpers in general (like PIONO).
Plasma Blast: Deals a small-medium amount of damage to its target. Only used as a default attack if a player has not "loaded" the Physics Cannon with a Reality Blast.
Attributes: Anti-magic: The Physics Cannon takes less damage from magical sources. Anti-Reality Warping: The Physics Cannon takes less damage from reality warping-based attacks. This includes godmodding and Homestuck shennanigans.

A detailed explanation on how the Physics Cannon works:
First of all, the Physics Cannon can only be used against Neutral, Pro-Godmodder, or Hostile entities. It allows players to point out inaccuracies, logical faults, or general lack of realism in an entity/entities (the more blatant the inaccuracy the more damage the gun does), then use their player powers to channel that reasoning into the Physics Cannon and use it to damage said entity/entities. Any time a player does this, it is loaded into a "buffer", and at the EoTB, the Physics Cannon fires at the targets the players were targeting. The gun can also damage an entity normally (that Miniature Tokomak can also be used to create a plasma ball) with a plasma blast, which it will use during the EoTB if nobody has loaded the Physics Cannon's "buffer." The Physics Cannon can also use its Reality Blast against magical or reality-warping entities automatically, without a player having to manually point out its violation of physics.

Some examples of using the Physics Cannon:

Let's say that there are two Hostile entities on the Battlefield: a Humongous Mecha and a Fire Elemental. Player 1 targets the Humongous Mecha by pointing out that the Humongous Mecha cannot function according to the Square/Cube Law, then loads it into the Physics Cannon. Player 2 targets the Fire Elemental by pointing out that the Fire Elemental is essentially a perpetual motion machine and therefore violates the Laws of Thermodynamics, then loads that into the Physics Cannon. At the EoTB, the Physics Cannon makes two attacks, one against the Humongous Mecha and the other against the Fire Elemental, with the attack against the Fire Elemental doing extra damage due to the Fire Elemental's magical nature. It's worth noting that the Physics Cannon could have automatically used its Reality Blast against the Fire Elemental as its EoTB attack without player intervention due to the Fire Elemental's magical nature.

Lothyra tests out the Physics Cannon by pointing out that the Vord are unrealistic because large insects could not breathe or move around because their respiratory system is subject to the Square/Cube Law and their thing legs are too weak to support them if they were scaled up from normal-sized insects (also because of the Square/Cube Law). She then loads that into the Physics Cannon.

==Anachron==

A space tug containing biology and genetics equipment is loaded onto a space tug and sent to the Anachron.

Th3 HAY0-brand 3qu1pm3nt 1s 3n-r0ut3 t0 th3 Anachr0n.
Anyway, I'm gonna make a suggestion. You may want to consider adding in the ability for these elves to be able to reproduce with humans, but have any offspring of a human-elf pairing be an elf. This allows us to mitigate the issue of a lack of genetic diversity and number of mating pairs while still preserving the integrity of the elven species. What do you think?

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=20588

Feb 13, 2015

SciAntimak: 10/11

Missile Bay: 10/11

Nanolight Cargo Lander: 3/4

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 6/9

==Actions==

Of course, if I want to continue to be effective on the entity front, I'll have to keep upgrading the thing.

Lothyra then begins a charge that will upgrade the Physics Cannon to tier 2: the Science Cannon. This upgrade will increase its attack power, health, and allow any scientific inaccuracies to be exploited by players, not just in physics.

Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 1/20

Meanwhile, Bender gathers sacred items and shoots Bender's Gun at some Keepers. Lothyra than grows frustrated at the sustained numbers of Vord.

Uh, you know what, there's no way that I can hold off both these [REDACTED]ers and Piono at the same time. I should bring that other robot back.

She then uses UU Ultimatum and orders UU Prime to attack the Stronghold. He deploys his barrage cannon and does exactly that. Lothyra also checks the GameFAQs Guide's changelog to see if anybody made any changes since the last time it was updated.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=20596

Feb 13, 2015

Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 2/20

SciAntimak: 11/11 Complete!

Missile Bay: 11/11 Complete!

Nanolight Cargo Lander: 4/4 Complete!

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 6/9

==Actions==

Okay, just need to install the missiles and give it a paint job and a logo, and version 1.0 of the spacecraft should be done... They'd better appreciate it, considering all the work I put into it.

Lothyra alchemizes Nanolight Cargolander -c Missile Bay and (iAntimak Carbine -O Shrink) & Name Tag = iAntimak Autopistol. She then states that the Vord's hive mind is not scientifically accurate because it seems like the members of said hive mind relay information through what is basically magic, then loads that into the Physics Cannon. She then heals said Physics Cannon with Universal Power. Bender tests SciAntimak by firing it at some Keepers. UU Prime keeps firing his barrage cannon at the Stronghold.

Hey, why won't that other robot his cool weapons like his energy swords?
Bender, if you have a gun that can fire 6 miniature tactical nukes per second with a range of 60 miles, you don't need any other weapons.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=20630

Feb 14, 2015

Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 4/20

Nanolight Cargolander -c Missile Bay: 3/4

Pair of Gloves & Carbon Nanogel & Magstone Wires: 2/?

Battery > Fine: 2/3

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9

==Actions==

Lothyra turns to the trolls.

Now, that I think of it... you'll probably need a good source of power to make it on your trip. Eh, you know what, fine. I'll give you a basic package.

Lothyra then transmits alchemy codes for a bunch of technologically advanced items to the trolls, including one for a fusion reactor, high-powered antenna, and a spacetime sensor.

Just... be careful of all the things Paradox Space might throw at you. Use these items well.

Lothyra duplicates an iAntimak Autopistol, then aims the Physics Cannon at Piono and loads it with the fact that reality magic fundamentally breaks physics. Bender fires all of the Futurama alchemies (Bender's Gun, Universal Power on harm mode, iQuantimak, SciAntimak, and the two iAntimak Autopistols) at some Keepers. UU Prime continues firing his barrage cannon at the Stronghold.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=20739

Feb 17, 2015

Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 8/20

The Greenlighter: 4/4 Complete!

Battery Conduit: 4/4 Complete!

==Actions==

Okay. Let's finish this.

Lothyra alchemizes (The Greenlighter -c Planet Express Logo) & Name Tag = Planet Express Ship and Battery Conduit && Carbon Nanogel = Battery Nanoconduit.

PLANET EXPRESS SHIP: A replica of the green spaceship from Futurama that the main characters fly. It is owned by Planet Express, an intergalactic delivery company. However, this version lacks a turret mounted on top.

BATTERY NANOCONDUIT: A Battery Conduit which has been enhanced with nanotechnology. It is much lighter (carbon nanostructures are much lighter than the materials that a normal battery is made out of), and has a much higher capacity (because carbon nanotubes can be used to make very potent batteries).

Then, both Lothyra and Bender contribute to Eric's fraymotif, with Lothyra firing iAntimak Carbine and Bender using Maximalist.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=20752

Feb 17, 2015

Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 9/20

Planet Express Ship: 2/4

Battery Nanoconduit: 2/?

==Actions==

Lothyra points out that the Taken Origin Wither is flying with no explanation but magic. Guess what entity deals extra damage to magical ones? However, the Physics Cannon's reality blast contributes to the fraymotif. Bender then decides to augment his attack by pulling out a guitar and playing heavy metal, while using Heavy Metal on the Taken Origin Wither, contributing to the fraymotif.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=20779

Feb 18, 2015

Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 11/20

Planet Express Ship: 4/11

Electric Geltar: 2/2 Complete!

==Actions==

Lothyra examines the Battery Conduit?

Really? Ugh, I'll just use the Battery Pack. It's more like the ones HAYO's patented, anyway.

Lothyra alchemizes Battery Pack & Carbon Nanogel. Bender then realizes that rocking the [REDACTED] out can be quite useful for damaging entities, and begins an alchemy chain to create the ultimate instrument of war by alchemizing Electric Geltar & Portable Speakers & The Power of Rock & Battery Pack & Name Tag = Faggartslayer. Bender gathers some sacred items and fires Bender's Gun at the Taken Origin Wither (Swarm-Queen if dead). Lothyra gathers some more sacred items and uses Existence Now on the Physics Cannon (if Existence Now is not meant to be used on allies, she uses Megaversal on the Physics Cannon instead).

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=20914

Feb 22, 2015

Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 18/20

Planet Express Ship: 9/11

Faggartslayer: 8/8 Complete!

Remote Magnepulators: 2/?

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9

==Actions==

Aw yeah. Who's the fraud now, Beck?!

Bender equips Faggartslayer and promptly rocks the [REDACTED] out with it, boosting his attack power, which he follows up by using Heavy Metal on the Keepers.

Hey, wait a sec, isn't the fanfic version supposed to be even more powerful?

Bender then begins to alchemize its upgraded version, Faggartslayer && Heaven's False Promise && Angel's Menstrual Blood && Horns of Satan's Generals && Name Tag = Effslayer.

Effslayer: Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, this guitar originates from a dimension where all screams for naught. A.K.A., the Nether.

Lothyra facepalms at this ridiculousness and launches an Antimatter Nuke from an Antimatter Nuke Station at the Croach.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=20968

Science Cannon: 20/20 Complete!


Planet Express Ship: 11/11 Complete!

Remote Magnepulators: 4/10

Effslayer: 3/11

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9

==Actions==

From her vantage point, Lothyra aims and fires another Antimatter Nuke from an Antimatter Nuke Station, while Bender deploys extra arms and fires all of the Futurama-related gun alchemies at the Keepers. Suddenly, Lothyra turns to the Physics Cannon.

Hah. Looks like the first upgrade package's come through.

Science Cannon => EXECUTE

Suddenly, a portal to the Overworld opens, and another, smaller reentry pod comes flying through, crashing on the Croach near the Physics Cannon. The pod deploys to reveal a bundle of spare parts, including armor plating, additional fusion cores, and a new Scranton Reality Anchor. Equipping the Quills of Echidna, Lothyra adds the new parts to the Physics Cannon, upgrading it into the Science Cannon! In addition to receiving a flat damage buff and an increase in max HP, it is now able to weaponize any scientific inaccuracy in its enemies, not just violations of physics!

There's still one more upgrade I can get out of this. Let's see how far we can push the envelope.

She then begins charging the final upgrade to the Science Cannon, the Logic Cannon!

Logic Cannon: 1/20

Anyway, looks like the Planet Express Ship's done.

Lothyra deploys it in front of Bender.

What do you think?
Hey, where's the turret?! You can't have Old Bessie without her turret!
I'll have to add it later as an upgrade. I'm too busy trying to complete the other weapons for the Crew. Speaking of which, there should be only one more vehicle to go.

Lothyra then begins work on her last vehicle by alchemizing Diamond Nanogel && Name Tag = Diamondium and Motorized Cart -c Diamondium.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=20998

Feb 24, 2015

Logic Cannon: 3/20

Remote Magnepulators: 6/10

Effslayer: 5/11

Motorized Cart -c Diamondium: 3/4

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 0/9

==Actions==

Lothyra pulls out SciAntimak, switches it to "Biology" mode, and fires it at the Croach (I'm changing things up for this post). Bender gathers sacred items, rocks out with Faggartslayer, and then uses Existence Now on the Keepers.

Wait, why have you been using rock music-related attacks recently?
Well, you ever get that feeling? That destiny has gotten a hold of your life?
You think it's destiny?
Yeah. More specifically, the destiny of beating up the next person that looks at me funny!
Eh, suit yourself.

==Anachron==

Finally, the cargo tug has arrived at the station, with the drone opening the bay doors. After docking to the station, the tug detaches its cargo: various containers holding cloning equipment. Multiple figures in spacesuits, some Minecraftian and others baseline human, emerge from the crew capsule of the tug and begin unloading the equipment. Back at the lab, the drone notifies Amperz and Erelye.

Th3 HAY0-brand sc13nt1f1c 3qu1pm3nt has arr1v3d, 1nclud1ng sampl3s 0f and data p3rta1n1ng t0 th3 D3sc3ndant l1f3f0rm kn0wn as M1dna. Ap0l0g13s f0r n0t 1ntr0duc1ng mys3lf s00n3r. 1 am th3 0rb1tal N3xus's Quantum-0pt1cal D1str1but3d 1nt3ll1g3nc3 Syst3m, 0r "QuODIS" f0r sh0rt.

Suddenly, Lothyra assumes control of the drone again, noticing the Dwarf Fortress elf with Amperz.

Huh. Looks like the elves had a lot more backwards colonies than I previously thought. Where do you come from, precisely?

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=21025

Feb 25, 2015

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 0/9

Logic Cannon: 4/20

Remote Magnepulators: 7/10

Effslayer: 6/11

Diamondium Motorized Cart: 4/4 Complete!

==Actions==

Lothyra alchemizes Diamondium Motorized Cart -c Hover Module. She then points out that large dragons (Taken Fear) and the Queen Bee are also subject to the Square-Cube Law. FIRE AWAY SCIENCE CANNON! Then she gathers sacred items and summons UU Prime with UU Ultimatum. Bender fires iQuantimak, Bender's Gun, and Universal Aid in lockstep with his extra arms at the Croach, while UU Prime executes a difficult Ion Blaster x2 Combo on the Queen Bee.

==Anachron==

I was talking about what happened to my people, who I think were colonists coming from a more advanced society. You know, I really don't appreciate you misrepresenting my views like that.
...
Moving on, I'd like to point out that I do posses a functioning womb, although I'd rather not use it. I can give you the Hox genes related to its development, though, and we could use them to grow artificial wombs. Honestly, I'd rather use that than cloning vats, as it's often difficult to reproduce the specific conditions of a natural womb with hard technology.

Lothyra then turns back to the other elf.

"Created out of the Void by the Blood God?" That sounds a bit like how Notch created Minecraftia... Interesting.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=21090

Feb 27, 2015

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 3/9

Logic Cannon: 7/20

Remote Magnepulators: 10/10 Complete!

Effslayer: 9/11

Diamondium Motorized Hovercart: 4/4 Complete!

==Actions==

Alright, everyone, focus your attacks on the High Queen. If we can take her out now, all the other Vord forces won't be able to do anything!

Lothyra then alchemizes Diamondium Motorized Hovercart -c Shield Generator before locking iAntimak Carbine on to the High Queen and firing a volley. She then sics the Science Cannon on to it by pointing out that a creature with the body of a Green Skinned Space Babe could not have the mental capacity to control an entire swarm, even with other queens doing some of the work. Her brain is just too small. Bender puts away his gun and thinks for a bit. Then he summons Kerrigan (attack not actual summon) and tells her about the flagrant ripoff the Vord are to her Swarm. After a large battle, she is defeated, but the High Queen took a heavy beating (only the High Queen, not other Vord). UU Prime performs a physics-breaking maneuver. The dreaded X2 ENERGON BLADE AND X2 ION CANNON AT THE SAME EXACT TIME COMBO! Lothyra just stares.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=21137

Feb 28, 2015

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 6/9

Logic Cannon: 10/20

Effslayer: 11/11 Complete!

Diamondium Shieldcart: 4/4 Complete!

==Action==

Pfew, it may have taken an entire month, but all the Planet Express alchemies are finally complete. Now, there's just one more thing I need to do...

The Counter-Invasion: 50/50 Complete!

...and we should be ready for whatever the Godmodder throws at us. Dis, inform President Nixon that the portal will open on my mark.
...
Anyway, I'll take a break from alchemizing. Good riddance.
...
Anyway, you may also want to connect to our equipment on the Anachron. The cloning should begin after this trial.
1'm afra1d 1 can't d0 that at the m0m3nt, L0thyra.
... Oh Goddess, don't tell me that-
My c0mputat10nal r3s0urc3s ar3 alr3ady b31ng ut1l1z3d t0 th31r max1mum capac1ty. 1 may b3 abl3 t0 ass1st lat3r, but f0r n0w 1'm unava1labl3.
...Whew. I was worried that you were going to pull a HAL on me.

Lothyra then gathers sacred items and uses Antimatter Rip on the High Queen. Bender looks at the situation.

Well, I guess you could say...
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
...hasta la vista, baby!

Bender then picks up Effslayer and does the ultimate ROCKING THE [REDACTED] OUT WHILE FIRING ALL THE FUTURAMA ALCHEMIES AT ONCE COMBO!

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=21155

Feb 28, 2015

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9

Logic Cannon: 12/20

==Actions==

Anyway, time to point out more scientific inaccuracies! One of my favorite hobbies!

Lothyra then points out that Withervord are flying through basically magic, the same inaccuracy used against the Taken Origin Wither. What's worse is that the very idea of "undead" creatures is ridiculous because a creature cannot be both alive and dead at the same time. She then uses her anti-magic tendencies to blast the High Queen with iAntimak Carbine. Bender rocks the [REDACTED] out one more time in a little bit with Effslayer before using Heavy Metal on the High Queen.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=21194

Mar 1, 2015

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9

Logic Cannon: 13/20

==Actions==

You know what, I think maybe we should delay the Counter-Invasion until Trial 5. Dis?
What 1s 1t, L0thyra?
Tell Nixion that there's going to be one more holdup.
1 d0ubt h3 w1ll appr3ch1at3 that. Y0u kn0w h3 suff3rs fr0m a lack 0f pat13nc3.
Eh, if he has a problem with that, he can go shove it. Honestly, he should be grateful that his forces will live for at least another month.
1 shall d0 as y0u r3q3st.

Lothyra then makes the Science Cannon target the Fungus Man by pointing out that said Fungus Man is probably using Lego Genetics. In biology, you can't just mix two genomes together and get a hybrid. You have to completely alter the entire main creature's (in this case, the "Man" part of the Fungus Man) genetic code for it to accept the traits of the other creature (the "Fungus" part of the Fungus Man). And even then, the resulting product is so different from its two "parents" that it cannot be called a type of both of them. TL;DR:

DNA DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

She then gathers sacred items and uses Antimatter Rip on the Redwalker (it has the lowest health, so it dies first). Bender joins in with his Futurama weapon juggling act (also against the Redwalker).

==Spacebase DF-9==

Mr. N1x0n?
Yes. Is the Counter-Operation proceeding as planned?
1'm afra1d th3 C0unt3r-0p3rat10n has b33n d3lay3d f0r at l3ast a m0nth.
WHAT!? YOU SAID THAT IT WAS ABOUT TO COMMENCE! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN SITTING ON OUR AS-
Ms.S1l3ntr3ad has d3c1d3d that 1n1t1at1ng th3 C0unt3r-1nvas10n at th1s v3ry m0m3nt 1s n0t th3 m0st 3ff3ct1v3 tact1cal d3c1s10n. Sh3 wants t0, 1n h3r w0rds, "g3t th1s r1ght."
IF THERE'S ONE MORE DELAY! ONE MO-
1t s33ms y0u ar3 n0t 1n a rat10nal stat3 0f m1nd. G00dby3.


==Anachron==

Hmm. I'll have to look into this later. Anyway...

She turns to Erelye.

I approve. Start the cloning.

/null

==Anachron==

Nanites? Sounds great. I don't understand why all these luddites are afraid of self-enhancement like this. Bunch of pathetic idiots, clinging to their beliefs about natural limitations...
...
And yeah, I think being the absolute rulers of the new race sounds like a capital idea. That way I can ensure that what happened to my people will never happen to them! I don't care if they call me a tyrant, I'm trying to save them!
...
Ugh, caught me ranting again.

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=21297

Mar 4, 2015

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: =========

Logic Cannon: 16/20

==Actions==

Lothyra steps out into Limbo. It appears that her armor did not make the trip, and you see the elf in only her simple plugsuit. She appears confused for a second before coming to.

We're dead? Well, crap. Ugh...

Her presence in Limbo makes her look more... disturbed then normal.

Oh Goddess, I can feel it... no! I have to... I have to remain calm! I have to focus on the mission! I have to...

After some struggle, she manifests SciAntimak, sets it to Physics mode, and fires it at the Gatekeeper. Then, with her remaining strength, she reaches out and claims the Comb Rave.

==Orbital Nexus==

3RR0R. CH31F C0MMAND1NG 0FF1C3R L0THYRA S1L3NTR3AD HAS C3AS3D R3SP0ND1NG. L1K3LY CAUSE: D3ATH 0F CH31F C0MMAND1NG 0FF1C3R. ATT3MPT1NG T0 MAK3 C0NTACT W1TH L1K3LY AFT3RL1F3: L1MB0.
PL3AS3 STAND BY.

==Futurama Universe==

Suddenly, a robot wakes up from idling and frantically runs to the conference room of the building he is in.

Hey guys, somebody killed Lothyra!

The rest of the room responds with a unanimous "WHAT?!"

Original Post: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-t...r?comment=21303

Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: =========

Logic Cannon: 17/20

==Actions==

Ugh... I can't believe I'm doing this... must stay focused...

Lothyra dons the Remote Magnepulators, then remotely pulls out an Antimatter Nuke from an Antimatter Nuke Station, disables the detonator, and starts repeatedly whacking the Limbo Gatekeeper with it. While that would wreck a normal nuke, the carbon-nanostructure enhanced Antimatter Nuke can withstand the blows. Finally, she raises her hand high into the air, and the Antimatter Nuke soars upward. She then remotely slams it down on the Limbo Guardian. From such a height, that would destroy the bomb. However, she activates the detonator before it collides with the Limbo Guardian.

==Orbital Nexus==

L0CK 0N "L1MB0" UN1V3RS3 ACQU1R3D. ATT3MPT1NG T0 3STABLISH C0NTACT...


==Planet Express Building==

Yeah, all of a sudden, there was this massive red wave that just killed a bunch of people.
Hmm. We picked up a similar energy signature on my sensors as well... If my triangulation is correct, the sources of the waves seems to be in the FURTHEST REACHES OF THE VOID!
Do you really have to always be this dramatic?
Of course. I'm the professor!