TURN 36: SEPTEMBER 8th, 2018

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 8 2013)

I hit the eye with a giant foam finger. I heal the golem

1,000 damage to the eye! Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem healed for +500 HP!

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 8 2013)

I send Burning ice at The 1WAK's Eye

1,300 damage!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 8 2013)

13/??? I run around killing cows.

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 8 2013)

15/20 15/20 I bribe the T-Rex by making it rain Steak!

+10% AG bribing!

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 8 2013)

I heal the golem. I give rex a private UFO

Golem healed for +500 health! +15% AG bribing!

QUOTE (secret_scribe1 @ Sep 8 2013)

I bribe Rex by making the steak falling dinosaur stake.

Disgusted by the canniabalism you are trying to force on him, -10% AG bribing!

QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 8 2013)

I make 1 winged kirby step on a lego

1WAK does not need to touch the ground. He floats!

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 8 2013)

I somehow combine a spear and a sonic screwdriver to make a hypersonic spear launcher. I then fire the sonic spear launcher into the 1WAK's eye with hypersonic speed.

1,400 damage to the eye!

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 8 2013)

I boost it with the flaming ice

Additional 500 damage to the attack!

QUOTE (minecraftnoob37 @ Sep 8 2013)

Wrath Kitten reverts to its normal, cuddly state after being defeated and disappears into my backpack. I then gouge out 1WAK's eye with a glaive-guisarme.

Wrath Kitten reverted to normal. 1,200 damage!

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 8 2013)

I heal the golem I throw a rock at kirby

+300 Golem health. 1WAK easily dodges the rock.

QUOTE (minecraftnoob37 @ Sep 8 2013)

Using a logically correct application of rule #2, I post again. 9001 glaive-guisarmes aid my previous attack. Don't worry, I'm done on this thread for today.

You used Rule #2 right. An additional 400 damage added to the attack!

QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 8 2013)

I pour hydrogen isotopes, kugelblitzes (infinite amounts of energy in a singularity), plasma and beteigeuze-1 into a cup, disguise it as tea and then pour it into a mincer, where I mix it with U-260 and the leftovers of goanna, then apply the power of a tsar bomb if it had an outer casing of Uranium and last but not least summon undead jimmies to pour this doomsday tonic into the eye.

A whopping 2,000 damage against the eye!

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 8 2013)

Ithrowmyspacebarintothe1WAK'seyes!

900 damage!

1WAK heals the Ghost Pirate Ship for +10,000 HP! The Pro-Godmodders forces attack the Fort's two turrets, rendering them inoperable! All the Anti-Godmodders are too scared to do anything against 1WAK and the Pro-Godmodders!

Fort: [AG] HP: 4,500/9,000. Shields: 55%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 0. Turret 2. HP: 0.

Level 3 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 7,000/12,000. Ammo: 80%. Rockets: 90%.

Red Dragon: [AG] HP: 10,000/15,000.

Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 10,300/16,000.

johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}

Raposaurus Rex: [???] HP: 20,000/20,000. Bribing: 60% AG. Will attack in 5 turns.

One-Winged Angel Kirby: [PG?] HP: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000/1,000,000,000,000,000,000. Eye: 11,100/30,000. Specials: If not killed in 3 turns, everything on the field dies, except the Godmodder.

Ghost Pirate Ship: [PG] HP: 14,000/20,000.

Godmodder: HP: 108/125.

TURN 37: SEPTEMBER 9th, 2013

QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 8 2013)

I jam the lego onto 1WAKs foot

The 1WAK does not have a foot! It floats, remember?

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 8 2013)

I send a lightning bolt into the 1WAK's Eye

1,000 damage!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 8 2013)

14/??? I continue killing cows.

You're going to do this for a while, aren't you? I was originally going to say secret charges aren't allowed, but since I see you doing one, I guess they're fine.

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 8 2013)

I blast the Ghost Ship with an Elemental Detonation spell, right in the center, where all the shots hit.

1,500 damage to the Ship!

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 8 2013)

I put hypercompressed salt into the 1WAKs eye, making it unable to blink and causing it severe damage.

1,300 damage! Next attack on the 1WAK will crit!

QUOTE (To_Make @ Sep 8 2013)

Seeing that this is a godmodder we are dealing with, I decide to use weapons of mass destruction. After all, if the enemy is not going to relent, neither should we! I bombard the area within a 10,000 radius around spawn with various chemical weapons, including sarin, mustard gas, and VX. For good measure, I also release anthrax spores and malaria-infested mosquitoes in the area.

Before you strike, the godmodder teleports back in time and switches the chemicals, spores, and mosquitoes you were using and makes them harmless! He then gets the bad chemicals and pours them on you!

QUOTE (Droideka30 @ Sep 8 2013)

Meta Knight: 2/3 A shadow fall across the battlefield...

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 8 2013)

I heal Sam and shoot a beam of solid go;d at the eye

+500 health to Sam! The beam of go;d is somehow translated to "god" in the server's auto-correct plugin, dealing 3,000 damage (crit added)!

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 9 2013)

16/20 16/20 I bribe the T-Rex with time machine that allows other Dinosaurs like itself to be sent to the safety of the present to accompany him.

+15% bribing!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 9 2013)

15/??? I continue continuing to kill cows. It takes a LONG TIME to get iron armor!

QUOTE (Droideka30 @ Sep 9 2013)

Meta Knight: 3/3 A cloaked figure glides down from the sky, challenging Kirby to a battle!

Meta Knight added!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 9 2013)

16/??? I finally finish killing cows and make leather armor. I also apologize for accidentally sating iron armor earlier.

Meta Knight leads the Anti-Godmodders on an attack against the Pro-Godmodders! They end up dealing 7,500 damage to the Ghost Pirate Ship! 1WAK is starting to look very angry...

Suddenly, many things happen at once! 1WAK starts raging, and swoops in on the attackers! With the help of the other Pro-Godmodders, the Level 3 Sentry Gun is killed, and the Godmodder scoops up the wreckage. Both players are attacked as well, killing each of them! They use up a respawn. The Pro-Godmodders bribe Raposaurus Rex with the promise of free dental, dealing -25% bribing!

Fort: [AG] HP: 4,500/9,000. Shields: 55%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 0. Turret 2. HP: 0.

Red Dragon: [AG] HP: 10,000/15,000.

Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 10,300/16,000.

johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}

Meta Knight: [AG] 17,000/17,000.

Raposaurus Rex: [???] HP: 20,000/20,000. Bribing: 55% AG. Will attack in 4 turns.

One-Winged Angel Kirby: [PG?] HP: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000/1,000,000,000,000,000,000. Eye: 6,800/30,000. Specials: If not killed in 2 turns, everything on the field dies, except the Godmodder.

Ghost Pirate Ship: [PG] HP: 12,500/20,000.

Godmodder: HP: 108/125.

TURN 38: SEPTEMBER 10th, 2013

I'm back to school now, so I'll only have time to post once or twice a day. Just letting you know.

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 9 2013)

I create a cake, and feed it to the 1WAK. he eats it (because kirby eats everything), then realizes THE CAKE IS A LIE! It explodes, launching its eyeball out of its socket and into the moon. it goes to retrieve it, but on the way back SCP-225-2 crashes into its eye.

The godmodder is so tired of cake jokes that he nerfs the attack to 750 damage!

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 9 2013)

I heal sam and off sam a massive cake that looks like him.

+500 HP to Sam!

QUOTE (minecraftnoob37 @ Sep 9 2013)

I charge and fire a mass driver at 1WAK's eye. A bunch of random spaceships appear over the battle and begin attacking the pro-godmodders. Space Battlefleet: [AG]: 1,000/1,000 HP. Attacks all pro-godmodders every turn for a small amount of damage. Edit: POST 500! All damage is amplified.

Good job on snagging the 500th post! I'm happy this thread has gotten so popular in just a few weeks. The attack crits, dealing 2,000 damage! Space Battlefleet added!

QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 9 2013)

25/30

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 9 2013)

I Summon the Ender Dragon and The Dragons Combine with a Flaming Dark Matter (Buffed with Fire Resistance) Ball at the 1Wak

1,700 damage!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 9 2013)

17/??? With my leather armor, I gather all my food and my stone tools, create some torches, and set off in search of a cave!

Good luck.

QUOTE (Droideka30 @ Sep 9 2013)

The battleship Halberd rendezvous with the space fleet, adding 500 to the max HP and strengthening its attacks!

+500 max health to the Spacefleet! Attacks strengthened by 100!

QUOTE (Mathy @ Sep 9 2013)

I construct a small wall for the protection of the godmodder. 1/1 turns. Attacks against the godmodder -10 HP. Wall HP: 15 HP.

Wall added! The Godmodder is pleased that a player of his server is on his side...

QUOTE (Bearattack55 @ Sep 9 2013)

I begin to Enchant a book! +25% DMG on next attack when finished 1/5 I also Summon a creeper queen HP 5000/5000 Which spawns Creeper swarms that have a 75% chance to attack the godmodder and a 25% chance to attack us and deal 2x dmg upon attacking us.

Creeper Queen added!

QUOTE (Minor107 @ Sep 10 2013)

As a last ditch effort, I bribe OWAK onto our side with the promise of as many Maximum Tomatoes as he wants! (Or whatever his favorite food is.)

The promise of Maxim Tomatoes gets 1WAK thinking about his previous carefree life... Happy memories start flowing through him. In his moment of weakness, he takes 1,400 damage!

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 10 2013)

I call the Godmodder a noob.

Using a complex mob sorter system which took the better part of 2 seconds to perfect, the Godmodder sends 10,000 Charged Creepers at you! "Who's the noob now?!"

QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 10 2013)

26/30

QUOTE (Bearattack55;/comments/11852713)

2/5 Enchanted book will be ready soon!

Everyone holds their breath as 1WAK suddenly glows immensely, and fire barrages around the area! He increased in size, and is looking extremely angry! His super-attack will be ready any minute now. But, after the smoke clears, the Anti-Godmodders begin another charge against 1WAK! They deal just enough damage to finish his eye!

1WAK is completely stunned, and reverts back to a more pinkish skin tone. The energy of his failed attack pulsates out of him in an enormous dark-red ring. Now's your chance to finish him! The Creeper Queen attacks the Pro-Godmodders, dealing 3,000 damage to the Ghost Pirate Ship and dealing 10 damage to the Wall! The Ghost Pirate Ship retaliates, killing the Spacefleet instantly, and the Godmodder somehow mega-crits against the Red Dragon, killing it as well! The field is thinning out...

Fort: [AG] HP: 4,500/9,000. Shields: 55%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 0. Turret 2. HP: 0.

Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 10,800/16,000.

johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}

Meta Knight: [AG] 17,000/17,000.

Raposaurus Rex: [???] HP: 20,000/20,000. Bribing: 55% AG. Will attack in 3 turns.

Creeper Queen: [NU] HP: 5,000/5,000. Specials: Has a 75% chance of attacking Pro-Godmodders and a 25% chance of attack Anti-Godmodders. Attacks against Anti-Godmodders are a surefire crit.

One-Winged Angel Kirby: [PG?] HP: 100/100.

Ghost Pirate Ship: [PG] HP: 9,500/20,000.

Wall: [PG] HP: 5/15.

Godmodder: HP: 108/125.

TURN 39: SEPTEMBER 11th, 2013

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 10 2013)

18/??? I find a deep, dark, ravine. I drop down to the first level and begin to skirt around the edges of the ravine...

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 10 2013)

17/30 17/30 I bribe the T-Rex with a attachment that allows him to matterilize anything it wants out of nothing. Everyon bribe the T-Rex!

+15% bribing!

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 10 2013)

I bribe rex with a giant cookie

+10% bribing!

QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 10 2013)

I Start Hacking Godmmodder, this hack can auto kill himif dont,and saves between games 1/9,000,000 For every 1million, we get X2 to hacking I will uppdate with more Things to make a full fledged feature Theres 4 types of hacking stuff. computers,USBs, Tablets And phones Computers: They provide a passave bonus to hacking Crapbook: no bonus Ye Olde C.U.P 1.2 hacking, 100$ Cheap COMP 200$ 1.4 hacking MehBook 300$ 1.5 hacking My first desktop 2.0 hacking 400$ OkDesk 2.2 hack 500$ Good Desktop 2.5 hack 600$ Great Desk by Shades 3.0 hack 700$ Ihack 1,000$ 4.0 hack more to come

Alright, I don't even know where to start with this. If you use all these things to speed up hacking, it will only count as the sped-up thing. For instance, if you are charging a 10-post thing, but making the charge go by twice as fast, the charge will only be counted for 5 posts. Also, NOTHING in this game can just insta-kill the godmodder. It's just too OP. And I don't mean to beat a dead horse, but this is a godmodder we're talking about. You can't just hack him, even if the attack is a 9,000K post charge.

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 10 2013)

I redirect your hacking to help free the millions of captured players. to aid the operation, several hackers that were affected by the virus join the operation.

...The players will be freed once the godmodder dies. I thought I established this already.

QUOTE (Minor107 @ Sep 10 2013)

I take pity on Kirby, so I try to bribe him onto our side again with the promise of as many Maxim Tomatoes AND Invincibility + Jumbo Candies as he wants.

The promise of good food is one thing Kirby always liked...he runs to you, but trips over a rock and dies! One-Winged Angel Kirby KILLED! Maybe you'll see him again, someday...

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 10 2013)

Repeat my last attack only directed at the Godmodder

What attack?

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 11 2013)

18/20 18/20 I bribe the T-Rex with his very own Personal Island!

+15% bribing!

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 11 2013)

I ninja kick all the charged creepers, sending them back at him. "Why don't you eat your works, punk?"

The millisecond after you kick the Creepers, the godmodder presses a button that detonates the Charged Creepers prematurely, and you are caught in the MEGA-BLAST!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 11 2013)

19/??? I mine a few blocks of iron, but then I slip! I plummet down into the ravine, and land in a small water flow at the bottom and survive! Monsters begin to lose in around me, and my position is surrounded in lava...

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 11 2013)

I jump into the ravine to help TT2000, then use my portable railgun to destroy the monsters.

QUOTE (JakobGeorg @ Sep 11 2013)

I make a huge clay soldiers mod battle to distract the godmodder

You cannot install mods on this server!

Raposaurus Rex is almost fully bribed to the Anti-Godmodder side! Then, the godmodder tells Raposaurus Rex that the anti-godmodders were the reason the dinosaurs died! Not only does this give -40% bribing, it causes all attempts to bribe Raposaurus Rex to be less successful next turn!

The godmodder decides that the Wall conveniently placed to guard him isn't the best at guarding him, so he decides to...upgrade it a little. TANK added!

The pro-godmodder forces attack Meta Knight, dealing 10,000 damage! The splash damage affects Sam, dealing an additional 2,000 damage! The anti-godmodders attack the Ghost Pirate Ship, dealing 7,500 damage! The ship teeters in midair and begins to descend...The Creeper Queen attacks johnnyboy1337, using up one of his respawns!

Fort: [AG] HP: 4,500/9,000. Shields: 55%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 0. Turret 2. HP: 0.

Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 8,800/16,000.

johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 1/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}

Meta Knight: [AG] 7,000/17,000.

Raposaurus Rex: [???] HP: 20,000/20,000. Bribing: 55% AG. Will attack in 2 turns.

Creeper Queen: [NU] HP: 5,000/5,000. Specials: Has a 75% chance of attacking Pro-Godmodders and a 25% chance of attack Anti-Godmodders. Attacks against Anti-Godmodders are a surefire crit.

Ghost Pirate Ship: [PG] HP: 2,000/20,000.

TANK: [PG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Specials: Housing godmodder. Godmodder cannot be hurt until the tank is destroyed.

Godmodder: HP: 108/125.

TURN 40: SEPTEMBER 12th, 2013

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 11 2013)

I redirect my direction and speed towards the godmodder's tank, squeeze through the turret into the cockpit, latch onto his face, and then start stabbing his eyeballs out with a rusty carving knife. Also, Thessal tells Raposaurus Rex that the Godmodder speaks lies before I take off.

You only manage to land on the cockpit before the tank blows you to bits, but your momentum deals 500 damage to the tank!

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 11 2013)

I bribe rex with a giant turducken

+5% bribing!

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 11 2013)

19/20 19/20 I bring a time machine and bring the T-Rex to the past to prove that what the pro-godmodders said was false.

Your time machine creates an electrical impulse that causes a random meteor from space to hurtle down into the ground, killing the dinosaurs AND proving that you were actually the cause!

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 11 2013)

My Red Dragon and I (The Dragon never died) Send a fire wave at the Tank I also vote for Johnnyboy1337 to use his power Vote with me as he will die soon

Vote added! The dragon did die, but 650 damage!

QUOTE (Minor107 @ Sep 11 2013)

I attempt to use a Defibrillator on Kirby, and then use my magic to make him be on our side and not so OP. He should have been on our side to begin with anyways. I then house him inside a fort along with me so I can figure out the best Copy Ability he should use.

The Curse of Repetitiveness™ adds him, but at the cost of less HP! Kirby housed in fort!

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 11 2013)

I'm the only one who has magic here

No you're not.

QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 12 2013)

Not really. I summon forth, the Tesla-Steampunk army of giant robots. The Rules of Steampunk say that they are invincible unless a hero climbs ontop of them and plants a bomb in their brain. Good thing that there are only villains on the godmodders side. I have the robot army bow down before the Dino thingy. The one we are bribing.

Want them to be an entity? +10% bribing!

QUOTE (Lukeshanks8 @ Sep 12 2013)

Edited this post because I noticed I can't post 2 times

Good thinking.

QUOTE (Lukeshanks8 @ Sep 12 2013)

sends the kirby armed forces armed with machine guns and nyan pig cannons and sends armed medics to kirby the medics revive him and give him an armed forces uniform and some weapons (g18c,l85a2,a knife,some grenades,a super nyan pig launcher and a jetpack)!

Kirby eats the nyan pig cannon and becomes Bomb Kirby™!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 12 2013)

21/??? With some help, I clear out the monsters, and then I notice diamonds! I start doing a dance for joy!

QUOTE (TurtleSoupSucks @ Sep 12 2013)

I summon 5 floating brains in rainbow-cloured goo encased in glass and steel. They scream at the Tank and Godmodder calling them 'Lobotomites' then they proceceed to do emergency surgery on the tank. Another one in sickly green goo hovers over to the Spinosurus-thingy and yells 'SCIENCE!', then fires a wee-ooo-wee-ooo ray that makes its atoms do a happy dance.

750 damage to the tank, and +10% bribing!

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 12 2013)

20/30 20/30 I brib the T-Rex with a cake gun that turns anything it shoots into cake!

Kirby eats the cake gun! Raposaurus Rex sees Kirby, and his emotion sensor goes THROUGH THE ROOF! Raposaurus Rex fully bribed!

Raposaurus Rex takes a deep breath...he begins to glow...suddenly, a BRIGHT WHITE LIGHT overtakes the battlefield! When everything is back to normal, the godmodder notices that Raposaurus Rex is gone! And he never did anything! The godmodder laughs, muttering something about wasted effort.

Then the gamma ray airstrike hits.

Ghost Pirate Ship killed! Queen Creeper killed! 2,000 damage to the tank! An armor-piercing 4 damage to the godmodder!

The godmodder realizes what just happened...and the he enters RAGE MODE! The tanks nukes Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem, dealing 5,000 damage! The splash damage affects Meta Knight, dealing an additional 1,000 damage!

Fort: [AG] HP: 4,500/9,000. Shields: 55%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 0. Turret 2. HP: 0.

Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 3,800/16,000.

johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 1/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {1/4}

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}

Meta Knight: [AG] HP: 6,000/17,000.

Bomb Kirby: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000.

TANK: [PG] HP: 11,100/15,000. Specials: Housing godmodder. Godmodder cannot be hurt until the tank is destroyed.

Godmodder: HP: 104/125.

TURN 41: SEPTEMBER 13th, 2013

QUOTE (Minor107 @ Sep 12 2013)

I falcon punch you and throw you at a random Pro-Godmodder for trying to hinder us.

The player you falcon punched harmlessly bounces off the tank.

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 12 2013)

I vote for johnnyboy's ability and throw the ballot made of diamonds at the tank.

Vote added! I don't know what ballot you're referring to, but 600 damage!

QUOTE (TurtleSoupSucks @ Sep 12 2013)

I snort like the spy from tf2 at the Godmodder and throws salt at the wound.

Does nothing!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 12 2013)

22/??? I continue celebrating having found diamonds, this time with a disco ball! Don't even TRY to pretend you didn't do this when you found your first diamond!

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 12 2013)

I teleport back to you with my magic and trap you in a bedrock cage

Minor is now trapped!

QUOTE (TurtleSoupSucks @ Sep 12 2013)

One of the brain-jars drills a hole in the side of the tank, then stuffs 10 bags of popcorn in. The popcorn starts to heat up, filling the cockpit to become full with broiling-hot popcorn. The popcorn probably burns, and the pressure swells immensely.

The drill can't even make a dent into the tank, but the buttered popcorn heats up the tank, making it weaker. Next attack will crit!

QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 12 2013)

26/30

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 12 2013)

I throw a bomb in front of the tank.

1,000 damage!

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 12 2013)

I suddenly yell in chat "FANATIC TANK HERE!" Various Astroflux players swarm the battlefield and unload plasma torps on the tank, not realizing that it is not a fanatic tank but a regular tank.

The tank kills them all, but they do manage to deal 400 damage!

QUOTE (Droideka30 @ Sep 12 2013)

I taunt the godmodder, hoping that he'll let his guard down because of his anger.

The Godmodder is unaffected; he is in the tank!

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 12 2013)

21/30 21/30 I vote for Johnyboy to use his special ability. I send 1000 Tank-Busters to blow up the Tank.

Vote added! 400 damage!

QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 13 2013)

TT2000: Actually, I made a pickaxe which I threw into lava, made another one, went through a portal and discovered that in Soviet Nether, Blazes kill you. Also, yes, adding the Steampunk robots as an entity is desired. And before I forget: 10 days until arrival. I summon Cthulhu. His back is turned to the godmodder and he has a sign on his back that reads: TAUNT ME FOR FREE MONEY.

Steampunk Robots added! Cthulhu added! Kirby promptly eats Cthulhu, becoming Eldritch Kirby! Don't worry, this won't turn out like 1WAK.

QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 13 2013)

THAT HACKING MECHANIC WAS 4 DAYS OF MY LIFE WASTED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EXPLODE WITH THE FORCE OF 9 TRILLION SUPERNOVAS TO THE GODMODDERS FACE

The tank protects him!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 13 2013)

23/??? I continue celebrating having found diamonds, by inviting all my friends! The fact that I don't have any does not deter me from inviting them! I'm joking. I do have friends on here...I think.

You do! I'm one of them!

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 13 2013)

I use telekinetic powers to put the tank on SCP-2041-J, aim the tankapult at a nearby pit of lava big enough to fit the tank in, then fire, launching the tank into the lava. However, I then succumb to SCP-2041-J's memetic effects and chuck several more tanks at the exact same position, crushing the godmodder's tank.

700 damage! The tank then becomes immune to any SCP attacks...

Since no one has noticed it for a while, Sam the Golem rushes to the fort and repairs it. +700 health to fort! +10 shields! +2,000 health to both Turrets! The fort, now ready to attack, shoots the Tank, dealing 600 damage! The other Anti-Godmodders also attack the Fort, dealing another 700 damage! The Tank stays idle... It seems to be charging up something.

Suddenly, johnnyboy1337 disappears in a blinding flash of red light! He has been freed from the virus... And all the Anti-Godmodders feel stronger! All of their attacks are now buffed!

Fort: [AG] HP: 5,200/9,000. Shields: 65%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 2,000/2,500. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,500.

Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 3,800/16,000.

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}

Meta Knight: [AG] HP: 6,000/17,000.

Eldritch Kirby: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000.

Steampunk Robots: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000.

TANK: [PG] HP: 6,700/15,000. Specials: Housing godmodder. Godmodder cannot be hurt until the tank is destroyed.

Godmodder: HP: 104/125.

TURN 42: SEPTEMBER 14th, 2013

Oh boy, I let the posts build up. I shouldn't do that again.

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 13 2013)

I shoot an anti-tank rocket at the tank.

500 damage!

QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 13 2013)

MY LEFTOVER RAGE PROMPTS ME TO EXPLODE ON THE GODMODDERS TANK WITH THE FORCE OF 9 TRILLION SUPERNOVAS *also, the next DTGM should be that the GM made his own game thats addicting. jus sayn

You would have to ask TT about that. 600 damage!

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 13 2013)

22/40 22/40 I punch the Tank with a Nuke.

Since you PUNCH the tank with a nuke, the nuke harmlessly bounces off the tank, exploding in your face!

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 13 2013)

I heal sam for a job well done, and smash the tank with a falling speech bubble.

+500 health! 400 damage!

QUOTE (Jutte @ Sep 13 2013)

I will drop a tank on the tank and the tank that was dropped will then fire a missile against the godmodder complete without aiming.

The TANK shoots the regular tank down in midair!

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 13 2013)

I throw a lightsaber like a javelin straight at the godmodder. it cuts through the tank and skewers him.

The lightsaber bounces off the tank!

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 13 2013)

I rain down hate on the Tank with my anti-tank, plutonium-tipped, rocket-launching, buck-shotting, tank-seeking gatling gun.

600 damage!

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 13 2013)

I begin another summon While Summoning I freeze the tank with ice 1/10

The tank thaws out immediately!

QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 13 2013)

27/30

QUOTE (Minor107 @ Sep 13 2013)

I use magic to teleport out of the cage, and then use the De-n00b gun to de-n00b shadoweater! Hopefully, this will make shadow less dumb and stop trying to hinder us.

You are out of the cage! However, it's not certain if the De-N00balizer worked or not...

QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 13 2013)

28/30

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 13 2013)

24/??? Thanks, Twin! I realize that it might be best to collect and secure the diamonds before celebrating, so I build a furnace and start smelting my few iron ore...

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 13 2013)

2/10 I become much more smarter and Freeze you in packed ice

It worked! Minor thaws out immediately!

QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 13 2013)

I summon a stickman, who cries out "I AM THE WORLD'S GREATEST POSER!" then turns into a Bob-omb.

Stickman added!

QUOTE (goanna67 @ Sep 13 2013)

I DE-attack (trolloolollolol) (attacking in reverse, heals godmodder instead of damaging)

It WOULD have worked, if not for...

QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 13 2013)

I cast subversion to make your attack deal damage instead of heal.

400 damage to the tank!

QUOTE (secret_scribe1 @ Sep 13 2013)

I block shodow's next move.

I assume you mean Shadow.

QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 13 2013)

29/30

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 13 2013)

Who's Shodow 3/10

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 13 2013)

23/30 23/30 I punch the Tank.

You only end up hurting your hand!

QUOTE (Sylveon @ Sep 13 2013)

I link the godmodder to TVtropes, distracting him for about a day due to it being TVtropes. http://tvtropes.org/...p/Main/HomePage

The Curse of Repetitiveness™ stops you!

QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 14 2013)

'Eldritch Kirby' I imagine him like that. 9 days until Arrival. I explain to the Godmodder, that Wilhelm Tell is holier than thou.

The godmodder is in the tank!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 14 2013)

25/??? I build an iron pickaxe, and use it to mine the diamonds! It's a full vein of 8...

The godmodder senses the attack the anti-godmodders are about to blow. He heals the tank for 2,000 health. Then, a white ball emanates from the tank...This is what the tank was charging!

A HUGE laser comes out of the tank, killing Meta Knight! The splash damage attacks the Stickman for 3,000 damage!

Thanks to johnnyboy's help, all the anti-godmodders deal a crit-boosted attack on the tank, killing it! The godmodder realizes his tank was destroyed, and takes 1 damage!

Fort: [AG] HP: 5,200/9,000. Shields: 65%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 2,000/2,500. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,500.

Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 4,300/16,000.

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}

Eldritch Kirby: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000.

Steampunk Robots: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000.

Stickman: [AG] HP: 4,000/7,000. Specials: Is Bob-Omb.

Godmodder: HP: 103/125.

TURN 43: SEPTEMBER 15th, 2013
((Similarly to turns 14-16, these next two turns are a full batch of posts split up into two rounds for convenience's sake.))

There are a lot of posts built up. In order to not get an error, I am arranging all of the posts into 2 separate turns.

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 14 2013)

I heal Sam Fred the Friendly Fire Golem 1/10

+500 health to Sam! Again, you don't need to be charging most things up right now, as many people are doing.

QUOTE (minecraftnoob37 @ Sep 14 2013)

I suddenly vanish in a flash of light, charging a weak summon. 1/2

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 14 2013)

26/??? I begin looking for a route up in the cave. I find a side-path and begin to go down it. Along the way, I get lucky and find 3 more diamond veins! Having the godmodder making his own addicting game is a neat idea, if anyone ever decides to make a DTG3. In each of the sequels, the stakes should get continuously higher, until the godmodder takes over the ENTIRE INTERNET and must be defeated in the final battle! ...but that's a long ways away. For now, let's enjoy this game!

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 14 2013)

24/30 24/30 I toss a dark matter at the Godmodder.

The Godmodder tosses a dark energy at the dark matter, causing a rip in space and time! Fortunately, the Godmodder has an Un-Paradoxifier Ray which cancels out the rip.

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 14 2013)

2/10 Fire around the server is shaking

QUOTE (Minor107 @ Sep 14 2013)

I try to explain to shadoweater that trying to hinder us is wrong and it makes him look like a stupid noob. I then encase him in a ball of light and throw him at the tank, making sure that Shadoweater will be un-harmed.

The tank is dead!

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 14 2013)

3/10 I heal sam

+450 health!

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 14 2013)

4/10 I freeze secret for trying to block my move and teleport the Godmodder into frozen water @Minor I wasn't trying to hinder you in till you decided to throw me at that tank Also the tank got destroyed

The Godmodder teleports out and then teleports you into the Void.

QUOTE (secret_scribe1 @ Sep 14 2013)

I cast an anti-magic charm on shadow.

Shadow can no longer use magic!

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 14 2013)

4/10 I throw a styrofoam rock at the godmodder

It harmlessly bounces off!

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 14 2013)

They are Anonymous. They are legion. They do not forgive. They donnot forget. Expect them. In 10 posts, they will hack into the Godmodder's server.

This could be interesting...

QUOTE (Northern_Lights @ Sep 14 2013)

Counter-Godmodded F.L.E.I.J.A.s fire! 20 combined damage to Godmodder! Attack: Rules of the Internet Mortar Description: Fires the Rules of the Internet at the Godmodder! Damage is randomized, and is >0. Charge: 1/5 Rules of the Internet Enabled (appropriate ones only): 1. Do not talk about /b/ 2. Do NOT talk about /b/ 3. We are Anonymous. 4. Anonymous is legion. 5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget. 6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster. 7. Anonymous is still able to deliver. 14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win. 17. A cat is fine too. 18. One cat leads to another. 19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. 20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it. 21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it. 25. ???? 27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions. 33. EVEN MOAR DESU!!! 34. There is a Touhou version of it. No exceptions. 36. Refer to rule 93. 45. Rule 45 is a lie. 46. The cake is a lie. 48. It will always need moar sauce. 49. The internet makes you stupid. 50. Anything can be a meme. 61. You cannot divide by zero. 66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA. 67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor. 76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND. 81. Rule 89 is true. 85. If it exists, it will exist in every form. 89. Rule 81 is false. 92. There is no rule 93. 93.1. This is not rule 93. 103. There is a Rickroll of it, no exceptions. 158. It is in Minecraft, no exceptions. 174. Only 4chan'rs unsuspecting victims hate Rick Astley. 214. Press alt-f4. 269. To 69 or not to 69? Is he a godmodder? That is the question. 271. THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!! 321. Kill it with fire! 333. Kill it with water! 420. Over 9000 = Truth. No exceptions. 1337. 1337 is for noobs. 9001. It's over 9000. No exceptions. 9002. Rule 420 is a lie. No exceptions. 9003. "No exceptions" will always have an exception. No exceptions. BTW rule 93 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. No skipping rule numbers. Since you're down here... DESU! 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. Imma firin mah lazor! √-1. desu desu desu です です desu desu です desu です です です

The Godmodder cancelled all of your FLEIJA attacks a while ago, so this does not work.

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 14 2013)

Summon Anonymous 2/10 I show Comic Sans to the Godmodder.

1 damage! (Somehow!)

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 14 2013)

5/10

QUOTE (tanksverylot @ Sep 14 2013)

Patamon digivolve to _______! 0/1 Oh and I grab my kitty cannon for more cats to appear.

All the Anti-Godmodders rush to attack the Godmodder, but they all trip and fall...

Fort: [AG] HP: 5,200/9,000. Shields: 65%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 2,000/2,500. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,500.

Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 5,250/16,000.

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}

Eldritch Kirby: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000.

Steampunk Robots: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000.

Stickman: [AG] HP: 4,000/7,000. Specials: Is Bob-Omb.

Godmodder: HP: 102/125.

TURN 44: SEPTEMBER 15th, 2013

This is the second turn.

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 14 2013)

Wait a minute... The godmodder is using his infinite computers hooked up in a RAID configuration to power his server! Time to reactivate a backdoor I placed in that network last game. 1/10 backdoor 10/100 UOSS. I finally removed the virus, but it managed to destroy all my data. I need to reconstruct it.

What are you charging for 100 posts?

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 14 2013)

Summon Anonymous 3/10 I block the rest of the attacks this round from hitting tanksverylot, who looks weak. I also let him man the antitank gatling gun.

The tank is dead, and you should know by now that all players are invincible.

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 14 2013)

5/10

QUOTE (secret_scribe1 @ Sep 14 20139)

1/?

QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 14 2013)

30/30. My summon is finally complete. A giant ship appears in the sky and opens fire on a random target. The Flagship has arrived.

Flagship added! However, I don't know much about it. Do you think you could elaborate on the idea?

QUOTE (secret_scribe1 @ Sep 14 2013)

2/?

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 14 2013)

Summon Anonymous 4/10

QUOTE (Minor107 @ Sep 14 2013)

I decide to journey on a quest to find Soul Calibur so I can at least do some harm to the Godmodder. Soul Calibur quest: 1/20 Facing off against Talim, who has mistaken me for a bandit. >_<

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 14 2013)

I am halfway to summoning Anonymous to the Godmodder's server. 5/10.

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 14 2013)

6/10

Here come the charges... Oh boy...

QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 14 2013)

I drop a starship on the Godmodder. It explodes violently. "Antimatter containment must have breached."

The Godmodder teleports out of the way before the starship exploded on him! He then grabs the wreckage, and, combining the wreckage of the Sentry Gun and the Starship, makes the Sentry Starship!

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 15 2013)

6/10

QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 15 2013)

Days until The Arrival of The Supreme Chaos Obliterator: 8 I am sick of Wilhelm Tell, so I throw poisonous Chocolate with Chili flavor at the godmodder. If he doesn't eat it, he will explode. That states the Grand book of rules of tropes.

The godmodder eats it!

...And likes it!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 15 2013)

27/??? I continue moving along the cave, finding ore after ore in the walls.

The Godmodder is wary of the new Anti-Godmodders, so he sends his Sentry Starship on a rampage! It attacks the Stickman and the Steampunk Robots, dealing 3,000 damage to each! Eldritch Kirby fires a beam of incomprehensibility at the Starship, dealing 2,500 damage to it! In addition, the ship becomes Cursed!

The Godmodder (and the Game Master (me)) are getting very annoyed at all the charging...

Fort: [AG] HP: 5,200/9,000. Shields: 65%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 2,000/2,500. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,500.

Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 5,250/16,000.

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}

Eldritch Kirby: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000.

Steampunk Robots: [AG] HP: 9,000/12,000.

Stickman: [AG] HP: 1,000/7,000. Specials: Is Bob-Omb.

Flagship: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000.

Sentry Starship: [PG] HP: 17,500/20,000. Specials: Cursed. (All attacks to it deal 200 more damage. All its attacks deal 200 less damage.)

Godmodder: HP: 102/125.

TURN 45: SEPTEMBER 15th, 2013

QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 15 2013)

The general idea is that it's a spaceship with big lasers.

Got it.

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 15 2013)

Summon Anonymous: 6/10. I get into a helicopter armed with 16 air-to-air heat-seeking missiles, and on the top are two heavy-duty gatling guns that fire 50 heavy-duty metal-peircing bullets a second, each with their own pack of 10000 ammo. I take to the skies and spin my gatling guns to speed.

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 15 2013)

28/??? I find and conquer a dungeon, grabbing a saddle and several buckets along the way!

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 15 2013)

25/30 25/30 I open a Mann Co crate with a Mann Co Key.

You get a Ghastly Gibus! You wear it with shame...

QUOTE (TanKsverylot @ Sep 15 2013)

ANGEMON! 1/1 Angemon uses hand of fate!

On what?

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 15 2013)

29/??? I continue progressing upwards, collecting ores and using my buckets to collect some water and a bunch of lava from streams I find on the way up!

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 15 2013)

Summon Anonymous: 7/10 I rain hate on the Sentry Starship with my gatling guns for 10 seconds. Great, now they have to cool down for a turn...

1,200 damage!

QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 15 2013)

I get out a missile launcher and a Red Matter missile.

What will you fire it at?

QUOTE (secret_scribe1 @ Sep 15 2013)

2/2 I summon a Drive Yards w-165 Planetary Turbolaser which fires at the sentry ship before being teleported back to a New Republican planet.

1,300 damage!

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 15 2013)

If you can see the text then the godmodder will be dealt 1 damage. Summon Anonynous: 8/10.

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 15 2013)

I abuse the debuff on the sentry starship by firing 100 weak attacks that deal 1 damage each. the curse boosts each individual attack to 200 damage, causing 20000 damage. I then begin building a worker bot that will speed up a charge of my choice each turn until destroyed. 2/10 backdoor (this will buff the Anonymous attack) 1/10 worker bot 11/1000 UOSS

Look, you know what I mean when I say "attack", Crusher. This attack is nerfed to deal 1,000 damage instead.

QUOTE (minecraftnoob37 @ Sep 15 2013)

2/2. I reappear with a small metal cube. I then grab a nearby mass driver and fire the cube at the Sentry ship. I disappear again. 1/3

1,100 damage!

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 15 2013)

7/10 If you don't want charging, you probably shouldn't have made a remake of this specific game...

I'm saying that you don't need to charge right now, as it is the beginning of the game.

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 15 2013)

@scribe But wait It's a necklace I rip it off then burn it in lava 7/10

What?

The Sentry Starship sputters, since it is Cursed. It raises its own guns and rocket launchers salvaged from the L3 Sentry and fires at the opposing forces! It fires at fireflame, nearly killing him for 2,800 damage! It then fires at Eldritch Kirby and the Steampunk Robots for 2,800 damage each as well. The Anti-Godmodders deal a combo against the Starship, dealing 2,200 damage! The Godmodder attacks the Flagship, but can only deal 500 damage against it...

Fort: [AG] HP: 5,200/9,000. Shields: 65%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 2,000/2,500. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,500.

Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 5,250/16,000.

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 200/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}

Eldritch Kirby: [AG] HP: 6,800/9,000.

Steampunk Robots: [AG] HP: 6,800/12,000.

Stickman: [AG] HP: 1,000/7,000. Specials: Is Bob-Omb.

Flagship: [AG] HP: 45,500/50,000.

Sentry Starship: [PG] HP: 10,700/20,000. Specials: Cursed. (All attacks to it deal 200 more damage. All its attacks deal 200 less damage.)

Godmodder: HP: 102/125.

TURN 46: SEPTEMBER 16th, 2013

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 15 2013)

30/??? After finding many ores, I see light up ahead!

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 15 2013)

3/10 backdoor 2/10 worker bot 12/100 UOSS I suddenly add a astroflux update including the Sentry Starship as a new boss. several lvl 100 players try out the new boss.

Whatever this means, it deals 1,100 damage!

QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 16 2013)

I fire the Red Matter rocket at the Godmodder. Nothing can escape spontaneous creation of a black hole, especially since even ANTIMATTER cannot destroy said black hole.

The godmodder gets sucked into the black hole! All attacks directed towards the godmodder this turn will fail!

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 16 2013)

Summon Anonymous: 9/10! I launch one of my air-to-air heat-seeking missiles at the Sentry Starship.

1,200 damage!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 16 2013)

31/??? I make it out of the cave! I begin to make my way home...

QUOTE (Endermanvscreeper12 @ Sep 16 2013)

I start building a secret underground Fortress. 1/10

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 16 2013)

32/??? I realize that, like almost every new world, I have gotten lost coming out of the first cave! I wander around for a bit, carrying several stacks of various materials, until I see houses in the distance...

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 16 2013)

4/10 backdoor 3/10 worker bot 13/100 UOSS The astroflux devs realize that the Sentry Starship is OP, so they fire their nerf guns at it.

Does nothing!

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 16 2013)

26/30 26/30 I open another mann co crate with a mann co key.

You unbox...a DIAMOND BOTKILLER MK. II HALE'S OWN ROCKET LAUNCHER!

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 16 2013)

8/10 I sap the sentry part of the sentry starship.

1,000 damage!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 16 2013)

33/??? I find an NPC village! The villagers all have good trades, but I notice the sun coming down, so I decide to stay put for the night...

QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 16 2013)

I take sigs ghastly gibus, Im a F2p, sadly

Every Premium TF2 player in existence shoots you down the second you put it on!

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 16 2013)

9/10 I heal sam

+400 health!

QUOTE (minecraftnoob37 @ Sep 16 2013)

I reappear, thinking I finished my charge, but I realize I didn't so I go back to finish. 2/3

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 16 2013)

5/10 Backdoor 4/10 worker bot 14/100 UOSS A space moth eats its way inside of the Sentry Starship.

The Starship fries it before it can do it!

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 16 2013)

The Anonymous have arrived! They hack into the server for the "lulz", dropping TNT onto the Sentry Starship and giving all pro-godmodder entities the Latency effect, which slows the speed of the entity.

1,700 damage to the Starship! The godmodder is in a black hole!

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 16 2013)

8/10 I Freeze the ship in Packed Ice (Does not Thaw)

The ship, since it is in a block of ice, falls and hits your head! The ice breaks, but the permafrost deals 200 damage to the Starship!

QUOTE (Minor107 @ Sep 16 2013)

Soul Calibur quest: 2/20 Getting ambushed by bandits. (IRONY!)

The godmodder escapes limbo! He shoots a critted black hole ray at Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem and the Stickman, killing them both! The Flagship attacks the Sentry Starship, dealing 3,000 damage!

Fort: [AG] HP: 5,200/9,000. Shields: 65%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 2,000/2,500. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,500.

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 200/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}

Eldritch Kirby: [AG] HP: 6,800/9,000.

Steampunk Robots: [AG] HP: 6,800/12,000.

Flagship: [AG] HP: 45,500/50,000.

Sentry Starship: [PG] HP: 2,500/20,000. Specials: Cursed. (All attacks to it deal 200 more damage. All its attacks deal 200 less damage.)

Godmodder: HP: 102/125.

TURN 47: SEPTEMBER 18th, 2013

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 16 2013)

34/??? Night comes. I hole up in the blacksmith's house. I turn away for a moment, darkness outside the window, and loot the chests. There a quite a few diamonds, as well as some tools and a bit of obsidian. When I close the chest and look up, the blacksmith and door are gone, and a zombie is attacking me!

QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 16 2013)

"Well crap." I call in reinforcements. 4 X P-55 Bristol 2 X 77-Dart 1 X Looper 360 (Squadron leader)

Reinforcements summoned! The Godmodder turns them to his side!

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 16 2013)

27/30 27/30 "DIAMOND BOTKILLER MK. II HALE'S OWN ROCKET LAUNCHER!" I got What!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!!! I show it to the Godmodder causing the Godmodder to stare in embarrassment.

The Godmodder does not care; he has a backpack full of them. He also has infinite other backpacks full of every hat and weapon in every variety.

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 16 2013)

9/10 I disappear in a blinding flash of light as my summon is almost ready.

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 17 2013)

35/??? I kill the zombie and rush outside. It's chaos! Zombies are running around in large groups, chasing down scattered villagers. A lone iron golem is attempting to contain the situation, but can't stand up to the overwhelming numbers! I pick up my sword and decide to help with the situation.

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 17 2013)

10/10 Fred the Friendly Flame Summoned.

Fred the Friendly Fire Golem summoned!

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 17 2013)

Anonymous continues to give everything pro-godmodder Latency. I hail bullets at the Sentry Starship for 5 seconds.

The Sentry Starship is further slowed. 1,100 damage!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 17 2013)

36/??? I battle off as many zombies as I can! Eventually, the sun begins to rise... when the zombies begin burning, I look up from the rotten flesh lying on the ground to see how many villagers survived...

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 17 2013)

10/10 I reappear as Alduin, from Skyrim is summoned

Alduin summoned!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 18 2013)

37/??? The village has been decimated. Naught but a few villagers remain, naught of the golem remains but a few ignots and a rose(which I leave on the ground for the villagers in memory), and 90% of the houses no longer have doors. I realize that this village must have been prosperous, right up to the point I arrived. I must have attracted the zombies, and thus I vow to leave the village behind me. I take my obsidian, determined to go to the next frontier...

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 18 2013)

6/10 backdoor 5/10 workerbot 15/100 UOSS Ninja text that does 1 damage to the main boss of this game unless countered I attack the sentry starship.

900 damage! The Godmodder notices your text and simply counters it.

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 18 2013)

38/??? I complete the portal, and light it. I have a complete set of iron tools and armor now, and enough obsidian for a portal back. The purple glow envelops me as I step in...

QUOTE (minecraftnoob37 @ Sep 18 2013)

I reappear and cancel my summon. I didn't need it anyways. I then spray the Sentry Starship with acid.

Sentry Starship killed!

The Reinforcements break away from the main group and attack the weakest entity first! They attack and kill fireflame, who uses up one of his respawns. However, he manages to deal 2,000 damage to them! The Starship crashes to the ground, beaten.

Fort: [AG] HP: 5,200/9,000. Shields: 65%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 2,000/2,500. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,500.

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 200/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}

Eldritch Kirby: [AG] HP: 6,800/9,000.

Steampunk Robots: [AG] HP: 6,800/12,000.

Flagship: [AG] HP: 45,500/50,000.

Alduin: [AG] HP: 17,000/17,000.

Fred the Friendly Fire Golem: [AG] HP: 17,000/17,000.

Reinforcements: [PG] HP: 13,000/15,000.

Sentry Starship: [PG] HP: 2,500/20,000. Specials: Cursed. (All attacks to it deal 200 more damage. All its attacks deal 200 less damage.)

Godmodder: HP: 102/125.

TURN 48: SEPTEMBER 21st, 2013
((The Sentry Starship was destroyed last turn, but due to an oversight it was left in the entities list. As a result it persisted for a short period of time even after death.))

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 18 2013)

39/??? I keep catching Twinbuilder as he's editing the post... it's okay if I post before he's finished, since I'm charging. I find myself in hell of lava and netherrack. Zombie pigmen, but they aren't trying to kill me...at the moment. Suddenly, a ghast flies overhead and shoots a fireball! I expertly dodge out of the way...then realize it hit the portal, de-activating it. Not like I was planning to go back for a while anyways... seeing more ghasts approaching, I decide to shelter from the fireballs in a structure made of purple bricks nearby...

QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 18 2013)

"$@*&!" I run into a nearby garage, then fly out in the Neverslow 777, a retardedly fast plane that cannot slow down.

You are riding in the Neverslow 777! The godmodder tells you that it is Opposite Day, turning your ship into the Alwaysslow 666!

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 18 2013)

I vote for fireflame to use his power Alduin and I trap the Godmodder in Soul Fire

Vote added! The godmodder somehow drinks the fire and is unharmed!

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 18 2013)

28/30 28/30 I heal fireflame.

+500 health to Fireflame.

QUOTE (cup of water @ Sep 18 2013)

I use a botnet to DDoS the server and hit the godmodder offline, I then give him a keylogger secretly in the packet flood so I can steal his credit information and ruin his life, destroy his minecraft account, and free everyone from the server.

Since the godmodder's server has infinite RAM and plugins that prevent this from happening, most of which he made himself, you get email-banned the second you open the botnet!

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 19 2013)

I launch another A-A missile at the Sentry Starship.

1,500 damage!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 19 2013)

40/??? Inside the structure, I find a chest with some good loot in it! Wondering if there's more loot around, I walk into a long hallway, surrounded by netherrack on all sides. It's a tightly enclosed space...suddenly, I hear something like heavy breathing...

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 19 2013)

I attack reinforcements with bold text.

They counterattack with italic text!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 19 2013)

41/??? A blaze attacks! I attempt to dodge the first three fireballs, but am sadly nailed by one. I push forward and kill the blaze before it gets off another attack, but I can hear more...

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 20 2013)

29/30 29/50 I toss uranium at the Sentry Starship.

The Sentry Starship absorbs the uranium...and becomes RADIOACTIVE! Its health is boosted by 5,000, and its Curse effect is gone!

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 20 2013)

I aim my gatling guns at the Pro-Godmodder entity and fire for 10 seconds. Anonymous slows every PG entity to a halt. They're getting bored.

At what pro-godmodder entity?

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 20 2013)

I rain Soul Fire beams on the Godmodder and get this post off 666 Posts

The godmodder continues to drink them!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 20 2013)

42/??? I decide that this fortress can no longer be considered a "suitable habitat" for beings such as myself. As such, I begin running through the halls, away from the many blazes... along the way, a trio of wither skeletons block my path...

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 20 2013)

I point out to the Godmodder that I have Windows 8 and I go watch a video on how to destroy Godmodders

The godmodder laughs at your Windows 8, and dropkicks you out a window!

QUOTE (CloudWing @ Sep 20 2013)

I use a Geo-Locator browser to find his address and I go there to plug in a Phantom Keystroker from ThinkGeek (sponsor but not really!) into his computer. He begins to lose control of his character, and while I'm there, I put explosives in his clothes, food, bed, thermostat, and car.

Whose address?

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 20 2013)

30/30 I summon Scaliferd the Undead Bezerker Champion! Scaliferd the Undead Bezerker Champion HP:50000 Attacks: Doom Ax: 2000 damage Rain of Explosive Skulls:1000 damage to all Pro-Godmodder entities Passive: HP regen: 2000 health regenerated per turn Buff and nerf him as you feel fit. 30/50

Scaliferd added! the HP regen is limited to 1,000, but otherwise, nothing bad.

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 21 2013)

43/??? I cut down the wither skeletons, getting exceedingly lucky and having them all drop heads, then continue running, further and further away from the almost-useless portal...

The godmodder attacks Alduin, dealing 4,000 damage! The remaining PG entities attack Eldritch Kirby, killing it! The Flagship and Scaliferd attack the Reinforcements, dealing 5,000 damage! The rest of the anti-godmodders buff their attack to deal an additional 2,500 damage!

Fort: [AG] HP: 5,200/9,000. Shields: 65%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 2,000/2,500. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,500.

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 700/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {2/4}

Steampunk Robots: [AG] HP: 6,800/12,000.

Flagship: [AG] HP: 45,500/50,000.

Alduin: [AG] HP: 13,000/17,000.

Fred the Friendly Fire Golem: [AG] HP: 17,000/17,000.

Scaliferd: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000.

Reinforcements: [PG] HP: 5,500/15,000.

RADIOACTIVE Sentry Starship: [PG] HP: 6,000/20,000.

Godmodder: HP: 102/125.

TURN 49: SEPTEMBER 23rd, 2013

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 21 2013)

I attack the reinforcements with italic, bold, underlined, and struck out text

The reinforcements attempt to strike back with plain text, but you overwhelm them! 1,000 damage!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 21 2013)

44/??? I exit the fortress, and decide I need to leave this place immediately while I still have treasure. I quickly begin to construct the obsidian structure as some ghasts fly around the corner...

QUOTE (minecraftnoob37 @ Sep 21 2013)

I thought I killed the Sentry Starship a while ago. Weird. (Need proof? Go to TwinBuilder's final report on page 33 - look at my post on the end.) Anyways, I call in an antimatter airstrike on the sentry starship.

The resulting paradox deals 2,000 damage to the Sentry Starship! As for the antimatter, when antimatter touches any matter, it dissolves. Air is matter!

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 21 2013)

31/50 1/30 I buff the airstrike with Wither M

The attack failed!

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 21 2013)

I point out that the servers are down and then the server crashes

2 damage to the godmodder!

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 21 2013)

BY PG entity, I meant Sentry Starship. Anyways, I launch a mixed barrage of missiles and AA Bullets at it.

At what?

:P

Just kidding. 1,300 damage!

QUOTE (secret_scribe1 @ Sep 21 2013)

I heal the steam punk automatons.

+500 health!

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 21 2013)

7/10 backdoor 6/10 workerbot 16/100 UOSS I use my own Astroflux ship and fire plasma torpedoes at the Sentry Starship.

The Sentry Starship shoots the other ship down!

QUOTE (secret_scribe1 @ Sep 21 2013)

I heal the steam punk automatons.

+500 health!

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 21 2013)

Me: *thinks* The servers are back up CRAP I rain down spirit beams from Soverngarde

On what?

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 22 2013)

32/50 2/30 I fire a RPG at the Sentry Starship.

1,000 damage!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 22 2013)

45/??? I complete the obsidian portal, then light it quickly and jump in! The swirls surround me and take me away right as a fireball is about to hit me!

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 22 2013)

Anonymous leaves, as I go to restock my ammo.

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 22 2013)

46/??? I come out of the portal, and look around to find myself...right next to my old newb house. Time to get started on my next goal...

QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 23 2013)

7 days until arrival. I teleport the Sentry Ship on a 90 degree re-entry angle into space, which means instant burnup at re-entering the atmosphere.

The Sentry Starship has...powerful shields, but 1,200 damage!

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 23 2013)

47/??? I get to work, converting all the loot I collected in the journey to tools and armor.

The remaining pro-godmodder forces do a TRIPLE THREAT COMBO on the Steampunk Robots, killing them! The Flagship and Scaliferd destroy the Sentry Starship, and the remaining anti-godmodders attack the Reinforcements, killing them!

Suddenly, the godmodder realizes that you are beginning to put a dent in him! He strikes the ground with his fists, and three huge robots come out! The godmodder has unleashed the newest wave of mechs: the Z-Mech, the S-Mech, and the SP-Mech! The Z-Mech acts as a bodyguard, taking damage for the godmodder. The others attack! Get ready...

Fort: [AG] HP: 5,200/9,000. Shields: 65%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 2,000/2,500. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,500.

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 700/3,000. Respawns: 2/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {2/4}

Flagship: [AG] HP: 45,500/50,000.

Alduin: [AG] HP: 13,000/17,000.

Fred the Friendly Fire Golem: [AG] HP: 17,000/17,000.

Scaliferd: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000.

Z-Mech: [PG] HP: 35,000/35,000. Specials: Is bodyguard.

S-Mech: [PG] HP: 40,000/40,000.

SP-Mech: [PG] HP: 30,000/30,000.

Godmodder: HP: 100/125.[/p]