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 Destroy the Godmodder 2! Operator [Archived], A (hopefully) complete archival of DTG2.
TwinBuilder
 Posted: Sep 5 2018, 09:39 PM
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TURN 18: SEPTEMBER 2nd, 2013

Huffpuff and Jutte, you're toeing the line of spam...
QUOTE (huffpuff1337 @ Sep 2 2013)
ok then.
I vote for Player 1 to use his special attack. He's only got 1 respawn left, might as well use it dealing damage!
I then switch my view to the C-Mech and open fire on it.
All while working on upgrading the fort. BECAUSE WHY NOT?
2/9

Vote added! 700 damage!
QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 2 2013)
I enable the Poundamonium mutator, causing a relentless torrent of Fleshpounds to roam around, beating the utter crap out of the C-mech.

1,000 damage!
QUOTE (huffpuff1337 @ Sep 2 2013)
Continue to shoot the C-Mech and upgrade the fort.
3/9

Canceled by SSB4!
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ Sep 2 2013)
Okay.
Just one issue, you forgot something, the boss vortex only half exists, you kind of can't destroy it, as in order to destroy it you would have to rip apart the entire server, which in turn would give us enough time to completely obliterate the godmodder in his moment of weakness from that ripping apart the server, as the server is where he gets his power. Don't worry, the boss vortex is not going to be spitting out Doomsday suddenly, the bosses are going to have a slow buildup. Trust me.
Also: Javar isn't exactly 9,000 hp, but whatever (just so you know, the boss vortex isn't really dangerous to you, only reason I killed Javar was because I thought he was going to die anyways, I can't summon the next boss until the current one is dead, no matter how much I charge the vortex. In short, the boss vortex could potentially be very nasty, but if handled properly won't get much worse than Javar.)
In case you don't accept all this right off, well then, I use Javar, who is directly linked into the boss vortex, to resume it. It reforms, (remember, it is more metaphysical and metaphorical than real, it still summons things though.), Javar is stunned and loses the attack he would have used here because of this process.

Being able to summon an infinite amount of anti-godmodders at anytime would ruin the balance of the game, especially if you can kill them just to summon another one. The godmodder takes that argument and shoves it into the boss vortex, destroying it.
QUOTE (huffpuff1337 @ Sep 2 2013)
I repeat my above attack
4/9

600 damage!
QUOTE (Brucaboy @ Sep 2 2013)
Another vote for the fray, i guess
4/40 ulti-cruiser.
5/9 fort Strength.
I go and play Super Smash Bros.4 with C-mech, Bringing my friend's brother, David, with me. (My attack was to reduce the amount of harm that the super smash bros can do)
Also, I can charge 3 things at once, right? I might charge a lightning bolt, i dunno.
I like charging 5 post attacks for some reason.

Vote added! Attack canceled by SSB4!
QUOTE (Jutte @ Sep 2 2013)
I help huffypuffy 5/9

QUOTE (huffpuff1337 @ Sep 2 2013)
thx Jutte.
I continue to fire the turret for 1 last turn and work on upgrade again.
6/9
I think the turrets need an overheat thing. If they are constantly fired for 5 turns straight they need to cool down. It'll cool down after 5 turns of the person who has manned the turret. They cannot fire the turret, it is cooling down. Thus I stop now so I can fire it later.

The turret is cooling down!
QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 2 2013)
I summon the Cube God to act as the bulwark of the fort.
While it's defending the fort, I scout for metal for armor plating to put on the fort.

Canceled by SSB4!
QUOTE (huffpuff1337 @ Sep 2 2013)
I continue to upgrade the fort then go and help Ninja.
7/9

QUOTE (Jutte @ Sep 2 2013)
I continue working on the fort 8/9

QUOTE (huffpuff1337 @ Sep 2 2013)
9/9!
Fort upgraded to level 4!
HP increased!
Player capacity increased by 1
1 turret added!
I continue to help Ninja scout for metal

Fort upgraded! Turret added!
QUOTE (Jutte @ Sep 2 2013)
I use the turret in the fort.

For what?
QUOTE (huffpuff1337 @ Sep 2 2013)
alright!
Turret 1 overheat: 2/5 manned by me
Turret 2 overheat: 0/5 manned by jutte
I'll keep track of this http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/1.png
I open fire on the C-Mech

600 damage!

Javar and Player 1 attack the C-Mech for 2,500 damage! The godmodder crushes Javar and the fort in between his thighs for 6,000 damage to Javar and 3,000 damage to the fort! The shields begin to sputter and fail...

Fort: [AG] HP: 6,000/9,000. Shields: 16%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,000/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000.

xXCraftMasterXx: [AG] HP: 2,000/2,000: Respawns: 1/3. Special: Throws pickaxes at every opponent, dealing damage. [3/4 Votes]

C-Mech: [PG] HP: 8,100/25,000.

Javar: [AG] HP: 3,000/9,000.

Godmodder: HP: 120/125.
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TwinBuilder
 Posted: Sep 5 2018, 09:53 PM
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TURN 19: SEPTEMBER 2nd, 2013

QUOTE (huffpuff1337 @ Sep 2 2013)
I repair my turret.

+400 Turret 1 health!
QUOTE (BioShock_Rules @ Sep 2 2013)
Damn, this game is getting posts quickly.

I keep working on the ion cannon.
Progress: 4/10

I've noticed.
QUOTE (huffpuff1337 @ Sep 2 2013)
I help Bioshock work on the Ion Cannon
5/10

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 2 2013)
I begin hauling the loads of metal back to the fort to be used as armor plating.

Also, what's SSB4?

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 2 2013)
I put emergency shields on the bunker.

I repair too

+10% shields! +600 Fort health!
QUOTE (huffpuff1337 @ Sep 2 2013)
I quickly flick through the instruction manual for the fort
"Come on, shields, shields, shields!"
"There it is!"
I researched the shields and thus can build a shield generator.
1/5

You are building a shield generator!
QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 2 2013)
2/5 for shield generator

QUOTE (huffpuff1337 @ Sep 2 2013)
3/5 for shield generator

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 2 2013)
You know...since there doesn't seem for players to escape the server, I'm assuming that means if we want a happy ending for them, we have to keep them in tow for the entire game. Since I don't want them to die, I work on upgrading the fort.

You're only going to have 5 players at a time... I never really thought of it like that. When all 3 of their Respawns are used up, the virus deletes itself, and the Players can leave! So I guess it's a happy ending... You are upgrading the fort!
QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 2 2013)
4/5

QUOTE (huffpuff1337 @ Sep 2 2013)
5/5 for shield generator!
Fort shields will now regenerate.
2/11 for Max level fort.
Will get more HP.
Can carry 1 more player.
Turrets will become automatic and not overheat.
I pity the person who gets 9/11

Shield generator finished, though I have some changes for its design.
QUOTE (Droideka30 @ Sep 2 2013)
C-mech hack: 3/5

QUOTE (minecraftnoob37 @ Sep 2 2013)
You... you killed the kitten! Even the original godmodder didn't try to do that! You heartless fiend!

I grab the Sword of RAGE from the other thread and begin charging a massive beam of pure RAGE energies. 1/10.

QUOTE (huffpuff1337 @ Sep 2 2013)
3/11 for max level fort
2/10 to help minecraftnoob charge a massive beam of pure rage energies
4/5 for droid's C-Mech hack

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 2 2013)
I now begin to put metal plating on the fort.

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 2 2013)
Repair fort

+500 Fort health!

The Pro-Godmodders realize the entire turn was spent by you guys charging up your fort. Thus, they have had time to think about an offense! The C-Mech and the Godmodder preform a Combo Move on Javar, killing him!

Fort: [AG] HP: 7,100/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,400/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 10,000/10,000.

xXCraftMasterXx: [AG] HP: 2,000/2,000: Respawns: 1/3. Special: Throws pickaxes at every opponent, dealing damage. [3/4 Votes]

C-Mech: [PG] HP: 8,100/25,000.

Godmodder: HP: 120/125

Shield Generator: The Shield Generator will constantly supercharge the shields until its death. If Pro-Godmodders attack the Generator, its health will drop normally.
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TwinBuilder
 Posted: Sep 5 2018, 10:02 PM
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TURN 20: SEPTEMBER 2nd, 2013

Why is everyone using charge attacks? It's pretty early in the game, your main goal is to just attack the pro-godmodders...
QUOTE (minecraftnoob37 @ Sep 2 2013)
RAGE beam 3/10.

There are ominous bolts of red lightning in the air...

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 2 2013)
4/30

4/30

I repair the Fort.

+500 health to the fort!
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ Sep 2 2013)
I can't summon an infinity number of bosses, I have a very specific list of said boss monsters, and once you kill one, it will never pop up again, not to mention the fact that the weakest boss available is always going to be the one to come out, so if new bosses get added to the vortex, a lot of times that will mean temporary regression in the power level, and if it doesn't, well it won't be much of a problem for a while. Even if there were an infinite number of bosses, I wouldn't be able to summon them all at once, as the bosses may be mind-controlled, but they still won't commit suicide directly (meaning they can only die from other people's posts or the Pro-godmodder people/things them), so they only spawn over time, not to mention that the minute I use my posts for anything else the boss vortex dies and I have to start it over back at the weakest bosses.

The vortex supplies this argument, nullifying yours, and summoning Kurak, described earlier. (note: Javar should not have been 9,000 hp really, he was supposed to be closer to 500 or 1000, oh well...) Kurak, comparing to Javar's true stats, has only 2500 health.

Well, then, how many bosses can it summon? Whenever another boss dies, another one will instantly come to take its place. Sounds a little too OP for me, but I'll add Kurak just this once.
QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 2 2013)
I summon an army of jimmies.

20/1

Jimmie Army added! What's that charge for?
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ Sep 2 2013)
Kurak charges the C-mech with his axe and starts trying to hack of its legs...
Not going to work very well...

900 damage!
QUOTE (FearTheKumquat @ Sep 2 2013)
I take a nothing at throw it at the godmodder. I then take a something and throw it at the godmodder.

The nothing evaporates into thin air! The something turns out to be air, which does nothing also!
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ Sep 2 2013)
Are we allowed to post multiple times when you aren't asleep?

If so, Kurak continues to swing his iron battleaxe wildly at the C-mech.

(Note: Every time I post what the 'bosses' are doing, I'm just directing them while I charge the boss vortex)

Yes, you can post multiple times when I'm not away. 700 damage!
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ Sep 2 2013)
Okay, by the way, the boss vortex isn't as powerful as you think it is, I have quite a few bosses before I get to the truly powerful ones.

Kurak continues swinging wildly, so far into a rage he beings tripping over himself.

600 damage! Even though this looks like a double post, it isn't.
QUOTE (Tjokm12345 @ Sep 2 2013)
I Swear At The Godmodder.

The godmodder is wearing earmuffs!
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ Sep 2 2013)
Kurak, swinging so wildly, mistakes the godmodder for the C-mech and starts swinging at him.

Kurak's axe breaks the second it touches the godmodder!
QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 2 2013)
I send Kurak this axe:
user posted image
It is the Randor, a forgotten axe from a lost world. While its edge has been blunted by rust, age has given it the power to harbor great ice magics.

Well, that solves the axe-breaking problem.
QUOTE (minecraftnoob37 @ Sep 2 2013)
RAGE beam 4/10.

Clouds swirl around me as my eyes glow red with power.

QUOTE (Jutte @ Sep 2 2013)
5/10 RAGE BEAM

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 2 2013)
I build a repair bot that repairs everything anti godmodder. 1/5

QUOTE (secret_scribe1 @ Sep 2 2013)
6/10


The godmodder suddenly realizes how to game pionoplayer's system! He places Kurak in a bedrock cage, that is placed in an alternate dimension, where he is kept well fed. He can never die, so the boss vortex can't work properly! And just in case, the godmodder buffs Kurak's HP!

The C-Mech is on its last legs, so it goes to its backup system! In 3 turns, the C-Mech will explode, and no one's posts will be counted that turn! Better hurry up...

Fort: [AG] HP: 7,600/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,400/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 10,000/10,000.

xXCraftMasterXx: [AG] HP: 2,000/2,000: Respawns: 1/3. Special: Throws pickaxes at every opponent, dealing damage. [3/4 Votes]

Kurak: [N] HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Special: Trapped in bedrock cage.

C-Mech: [PG] HP: 5,900/25,000. Special: Exploding in 3 turns.

Jimmie Army: [AG] HP: 6,000/6,000.

Godmodder: HP: 120/125.
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 Posted: Sep 6 2018, 03:16 PM
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TURN 21: SEPTEMBER 2nd, 2013

QUOTE (huffpuff1337 @ Sep 2 2013)
7/10 rage beam
4/11 to fort max level
5/5 to droid's hack!
Droid can now do whatever s/he was going to do!
2/5 to fseftr's repair bot

QUOTE (Minor107 @ Sep 2 2013)
This coming from the guy that shrugs off almost EVERY attack. -_-


Just in case, I buff the Vortex so that it cannot be destroyed AT ALL! So don't go "LOL THE GODMODDER DESTROYS IT BECAUSE [INSERT ILLOGICAL REASON HERE]"

Oh believe me, I won't be destroying it...
QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 2 2013)
3/5

I smash the c-mech with a glass baseball bat.

800 damage, but the baseball bat splinters and causes an additional 100 damage!
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ Sep 2 2013)
Dang it.
Was worried you'd notice that.
Well, activate my fail-safe. Kurak jumps back into the boss vortex and comes back out on the battle-field.
Kurak has the health boost, the mega axe, and is well-fed. Great job.

How many bosses? Meh, I'm not going to count 'em. You do realize the thing has power scaling, due to your reluctance to kill my bosses, I'll have spent large quanitities of post charging the boss vortex, the reason why all my posts are about the vortex is because then I can actually do it at least semi-legitimately.
Besides, I've always wanted to do a boss-onslaught against the godmodder, but in the other game there was always environmental dangers preventing it.
Don't worry, bosses won't scale really intensely and I'm doing another thread to get more boss monsters (hopefully weaker) so that it will take a while to reach the really strong ones.

The boss vortex cannot exist in this alternate dimension, rendering this entire post moot!
QUOTE (CloudWing @ Sep 2 2013)
Progress on plugin and force-plugin-add software: 9/10. This is gonna be good. Say your goodbyes, Godmodder. :feather: -> :Lava:

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 2 2013)
Since I don't have ethical obligations to keep players alive anymore, I go ahead and put in the last vote for craftmaster to use his pickaxe attack to help destroy the creeper. In the meantime, I take the C-Mech, and bury it in dirt. Of course, it turns out it was actually TNT disguised as dirt. But instead of exploding, it turns out the TNT was just lava DISGUISED as TNT. But then, in another shocking twist, it turns out the lava was actually WATER...DISGUISED AS LAVA! And then, the water seeps into the C-mech's circuits and un-circuits it.

You would think this game would be safe from "charged attack inflation"(that's what I'm calling it) for a least a little while, but nope. everyone jumps right in to 40-post charges. I can only imagine how things will get by the end of this topic...

Vote added! Thank you, TT , for that inflation thing. 1,300 damage!
QUOTE (Jutte @ Sep 2 2013)
I shoot lightning at the godmodder with the help of Zeus. It hits the godmodder's eye.

The godmodder is blinded, and he will not be able to attack this turn!
QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 2 2013)
4/5

I repair the fort

+500 health!
QUOTE (Droideka30 @ Sep 2 2013)
C-mech hack: 5/5 6/6!
I hack into the control system of the C-mech! I make it creep up behind the godmodder, I short-circuit its wiring, and it explodes!

1,600 damage!
QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 2 2013)
I'm summoning an original entity! Also the way it's going to work will make it so I want to summon it early on. 11/?.

QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 2 2013)
I summon myself.

Engie_Ninja added!
QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 2 2013)
5/5

Repair bot complete!

Both me and the bot repair the fort

+900 health to the fort!
QUOTE (CloudWing @ Sep 2 2013)
Plugin and force plugin-add software complete! I add the plugin to the Godmodder's server, and change the .config file to include all of his accounts! He now has 1 HP! I pull out my explosive throwing knife and throw it at the GodModder, doing 9 damage!

You are not op on this server, so you can't even install the plugin! Also, even though you marked this as a 10-post summon, you accelerated it at a 3-per-post rate, so it only counts as a 3 and one-third post attack!

xXCraftMasterXx uses his special attack, killing the C-Mech! He then is freed of the virus, and leaves. The godmodder realizes that his C-Mech is destroyed, and in a moment of sadness, takes 1 damage!

Fort: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,400/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 10,000/10,000.

Kurak: [N] HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Special: Trapped in bedrock cage.

Jimmie Army: [AG] HP: 6,000/6,000.

Engie_Ninja: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.

Godmodder: HP: 119/125.
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 Posted: Sep 6 2018, 03:21 PM
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CLARIFICATION: SEPTEMBER 2nd, 2013

Just letting you guys know that as school gets more intense, I'm not going to be able to keep replying with the speed I've been, so keep that in mind while you post in the days to come!
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 Posted: Sep 6 2018, 03:28 PM
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TURN 22: SEPTEMBER 2nd, 2013

QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 2 2013)
One of me builds a dispenser, the other one builds a sentry. We both upgrade the sentry to level 2 with the metal we have (including from the dispenser).

Level 2 Sentry Gun added! Level 1 Dispenser added!
QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 2 2013)
I shoot a black hole at the goddmoder

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 2 2013)
5/50

5/50

I turn the black holes into dark mater.

It WOULD have worked, if not for...
QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 2 2013)
I send a wave of fire at the Godmodder destroying the dark matter

Attack cancelled.
QUOTE (Brucaboy @ Sep 2 2013)
Okay, Ill stop charging my attack. Someone remind me of what i was doing when the inflation starts.


I use an original attack on the godmodder.
shadow, the attack was ANTI-godmodder, why are you destroying the dark matter?

The inflation won't start for a bit, use it to your advantage!
QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 2 2013)
Fire destroys Dark matter

Indeed.
QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 2 2013)
OK.

I finish plating the fort with metal.

I also say this to Kurak: "How's the Randor going?"

+500 max health to the Fort!
QUOTE (ChaotictornLuvsMinecraft @ Sep 2 2013)
I summon 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards to attack the godmodder. The flaming retards are immune to fire damage as they are already on fire, they are also wearing armor that makes them immune to physical damage and only weighs 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 nanograms and does not effect movement at all. I also spawn them so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are also immune to magic damage, psychic damage, godmodder damage, troll damage, healing damage, splash damage, chuck Norris damage, curse of repetitiveness damage, religion damage, holy damage, unholy damage, knowledge damage, vague damage, confusion, confusion damage, liquid damage, fail damage, computer damage, tree damage, hacking damage, void damage, robot damage, calculator damage, ice damage, mud damage, drowning damage, fall damage, plant damage, kitten damage, shadoweater22, and the godmodder. This attack hits because i said so, the flaming retards do more than 2 damage because i said so, and the attack works because i said so.

Just a tip, nothing is immune to the Curse of Repetitiveness. An enormous fan appears randomly, killing them all with wind damage!
QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 2 2013)
I guide Kurak on the art of planewalking, escaping the bedrock cage.

Piono decides what he does with the Randor.

The Godmodder simply builds another bedrock cage! This one is resistant to planewalking!
QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 2 2013)
Both versions of me hi-five, then upgrade the dispenser to level 2.

Dispenser upgraded!
QUOTE (ChaotictornLuvsMinecraft @ Sep 2 2013)
I place a tsar bomba next to the godmodder along with a defuse kit and a troll video on how to defuse a tsar bomba. The bomb is homing and will always be within a foot of the godmodder. It also cannot be hacked in anyway and the explosion cannot bypassed. This attack also cannot be canceled in any way, shape, or form. The bomb is also completely immune to fail damage. The bomb cannot be destroyed because I said so. I also do the summoning so fast, it cannot be canceled before it is summoned. It will detonate in 3 posts.

The Godmodder sees right through the troll video, and quickly finds a real one and uses that! Coincidentally, he made said video himself...right before you placed the bomb next to him!
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 2 2013)
Since there is now no non-godmodder entity for me to attack, I attempt to remove Kurak from existence due to being utterly useless and not affecting the fight in any way other than taking up space.

A wise decision. Kurak is no longer an entity! Note that this does not mean he is dead.
QUOTE (minecraftnoob37 @ Sep 2 2013)
Thanks everyone for helping with the RAGE beam. 8/10.

The Sword of RAGE begins to glow brightly, and my dead kitten starts reanimating itself!


The godmodder realizes he is the only Pro-Godmodder on the field, right as all the Anti-Godmodders rush up and attack him! However, they all trip and fall on the way there. The Level 2 Sentry Gun has no ammo!

Fort: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,400/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 10,000/10,000.

Jimmie Army: [AG] HP: 6,000/6,000.

Engie_Ninja: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.

Level 2 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Ammo: 0%.

Level 2 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Metal: 0/200.

Godmodder: HP: 119/125.

This will be my last post for today. You can all only post twice this round.
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 Posted: Sep 6 2018, 03:31 PM
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CLARIFICATION: SEPTEMBER 3rd, 2013

I am back!

Now you guys can post normally. I'm going to let a few more posts rack up before the turn ends.
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 Posted: Sep 6 2018, 03:43 PM
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TURN 23: SEPTEMBER 3rd, 2013

QUOTE (ChaotictornLuvsMinecraft @ Sep 2 2013)
I summon 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards to attack the godmodder. The flaming retards are immune to fire damage as they are already on fire, they are also wearing armor that makes them immune to physical damage and only weighs 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 nanograms and does not effect movement at all. I also spawn them so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are also immune to magic damage, psychic damage, godmodder damage, troll damage, healing damage, splash damage, chuck Norris damage, religion damage, holy damage, unholy damage, knowledge damage, vague damage, confusion, confusion damage, liquid damage, fail damage, computer damage, tree damage, hacking damage, void damage, robot damage, calculator damage, ice damage, mud damage, drowning damage, fall damage, plant damage, kitten damage, wind damage, lightning damage, pebble damage, rock damage, pebble damage, glass damage, arrow damage, bow damage, earthquake damage, shadoweater22, and the godmodder. This attack hits because i said so, the flaming retards do more than 2 damage because i said so, and the attack works because i said so.

The Godmodder calls in a furniture airstrike, killing them with furniture damage!
QUOTE (Droideka30 @ Sep 2 2013)
I smite the godmodder with Excalibur, the Sword of Light!

The Godmodder breaks your sword with Ragnarok, the Sword of Darkness!
QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 2 2013)
I become Herobrine and Kill him because the retards are not immune to Diamond swords

They are dead!
QUOTE (minecraftnoob37 @ Sep 2 2013)
RAGE beam 9/10.

My kitten revives itself. A massive red charge is building up in the air.

Please, nobody help anymore. I'll finish this myself.

QUOTE (ChaotictornLuvsMinecraft @ Sep 2 2013)
I uppercut the godmodders nose, pee in his face, kick him into a ravine, throw a bag of thermite down, light the thermite with a match, spray down the ravine with my AN94 fast mags noobtubes and stock, jump down using him as a trampoline, chainsaw his eyelids off, stick a toothpick in each of his eyes, roast them marshmallow style, squirt ketchup on them, eat them, burp in his face, smash his teeth out with the moon, pitchfork his tongue out, fry it, put some salt on it, om nom it, hammer his skull apart with a potato, limb hack his brain apart, steam it, pour pepper on it, feed it to myself, stab his ribs out, BBcue it, rain BBcue sauce on it, cram it in my mouth, tear his limbs off, cook it with awesomeness, stuff it in my mouth, chew with my mouth open, swallow it, ram a pole through him, put him on a bonfire, have a feast by myself, take a massive dump, take the feces, put it in the large hadron collider, send a flaming retard down the large hadron collider, send Jupiter down the large hadron collider, feed the feces to the black hole that the collision made, send a tsar bomba, defuse kit, and another troll video into the black hole, implode the black hole, detonate the tsar bomba, recreate the black hole, pee in it, send a noobtube into it, implode it again, lose the game, and then feed him another tsar bomba because I can.

The Godmodder blocks your nose punch, causing everything else in this chain to fail!
QUOTE (ChaotictornLuvsMinecraft @ Sep 2 2013)
Fail fa fail fail fail fail fail fail, fail fail fail fail fail, fail fail fail.
A. They are completely immune to you and everything you do.
B. Even if they are not immune to you, you only killed "him".
C. Herobrine doesn't exist, just made up by little kiddos like you.
D. The curse of repetitiveness kills herobrine even if he exists.

Btw, I realize im only supposed to post twice but im not really doing anything other than pointing out how he failed.

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 2 2013)
6/10

6/10

I fire black holes at the godmodder.

The Godmodder conjures up white holes (they exist, look them up) to eat up the black holes!
QUOTE (mariofanatic123 @ Sep 2 2013)
I supply the turret with an infinite supply of ammo, then punch the godmodder for forcing everyone to do this.

Not enough MP! However, you give the Sentry +20% ammo.
QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 3 2013)
"Darn. Engie?"
"Yeah?"
"Get going!"

One of me goes searching for metal. The other one stands guard at the base, keeping it safe from pesky spies.

QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 3 2013)
The charge was for mindgames.

Days until arrival: 20


I upgrade the Jimmy Army with Dwarven Runeswords.

Jimmy Army upgraded!
QUOTE (minecraftnoob37 @ Sep 3 2013)
RAGE beam 10/10!

A massive red bolt strikes...my kitten.

[ag] WRATH KITTEN: 7,500/7,500 HP

Add this to entities.

Wrath Kitten added!
QUOTE (Brucaboy @ Sep 3 2013)
NO! I will only add to the inflation when i KNOW it has started.

I build an ammo generator. "out of ammo" can no longer be used to defy an attack.

Not enough MP!
QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 3 2013)
I summon firetrucks to spray the godmodder

The Godmodder thanks the firemen for giving him a nice and relaxing shower!
QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 3 2013)
I attack the Godmodder with a Lightning wall

The Godmodder uses a conveniently placed lightning rod to get rid of the lightning!
QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 3 2013)
Seeing that the Randor in my possession again, I smash the first pro-godmodder entity I see with it, also encasing it in ice.

There are none!

The Godmodder telefrags the entire Jimmy Army, killing them! The dispenser auto-gets 40 metal!

Fort: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,400/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 10,000/10,000.

Wrath Kitten: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500.

Engie_Ninja: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.

Level 2 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Ammo: 20%.

Level 2 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Metal: 40/200.

Godmodder: HP: 119/125.
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 Posted: Sep 6 2018, 03:56 PM
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TURN 24: SEPTEMBER 3rd, 2013

QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 3 2013)
I reveal that the jimmies were merely a decoy to give me time to prepare my real summoning: Bruce Willakers, wizard and dwarf, he comes with the ability to cast console commands. I order him to cast slowness, hunger, blindness and nausea on the Godmodder.

I know that won't do much, but it will atleast distract godmodder.

Godmodder cannot block against next attack! However, Bruce finds he can no longer use console commands...
QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 3 2013)
7/20

7/20

I summon a automatic ammo manufacturing machine that loads ammo into the sentry automatically.

+40 ammo to the Sentry Gun! It will receive 20 ammo each turn.
QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 3 2013)
I shoot a white hole behind the godmodder. The incoming matter pushes him into a pit of spikes.

1 damage!
QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 3 2013)
I whirlwind slash the godmodder with the Randor, then I back off, spin with the Randor, throw it in his face, encasing him in ice, and then waltz over to retrieve the Randor.

The godmodder steals Randor right as you start to attack him, and then encases YOU in ice!
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 3 2013)
I give turret 1 a bunch of extra metal, which I stick in its casing, repairing it.

+500 HP!
QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 3 2013)
I buy MP potions and give them everyone to restore their MP.

Players will no longer get Not Enough MP as a response.
QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 3 2013)
11/?

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ Sep 3 2013)
You know, I've been using the boss vortex as a way to not have to keep track of all my bosses and spare charges, but fine. Have it your way, I'll take all my spare charges (add up to about ten I think including this one) and play my bosses.

Well, first we summon with one of those extra posts Thunderson and Urgug, the ogre chieftan, as well as Grug, the over-sized troll (500 hp, 3500 hp, and 4000 hp, which adds up to 8000, which is less than Javar's summon, so you can't complain as you let me summon him in one turn and made him more powerful.

okay, 9 posts worth left, I summon fleshpound, the flesh golem (thanks engie) who has 4500 hp and I also summon Gelth the goblin shaman who has only 1000 hp but has enough attack to make up for it (once again, total power equates to a one post summon, so both are rather weak.)

8, Aeorna the great archer, and Vinis the great rogue, 1000 hp each, and enough attack to make up the difference to a full post summon.

7, Chevek, the great warrior, has 3000 hp, slightly better attack, and I also summon Io, the gnomish illusionist, who has 500 hp and no real attack power but can distract enemies, and Aragon the great ranger, who makes up the rest of the difference however you want him to.

6, Cret the minotaur, at 9000 hp, basically what you summoned Javar at before.

(I'll finish later, I have to go do something, and no, I am not cheating, the only reason I didn't count my posts then was because I thought my boss vortex would go through.)

Kurak is still not dead, so everything listed in this post FAILS!
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 3 2013)
I give the turrets all the ammo they could ever need(read: As much as you can give them with 1 post.).

The Turrets do not need ammo!
QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 3 2013)
I chare up my Kamehameha beam

1/10

Oh and help piono summon the bosses to make them stronger

You don't need to charge up attacks...
QUOTE (minepower2 @ Sep 3 2013)
I insult the godmodders mom and call him fat

The godmodder does not have a mom!
QUOTE (Northern_Lights @ Sep 3 2013)
Step 1: Field Limited Effective Implosion Armament (F.L.E.I.J.A.) construction 1/3. FLEIJA insta-kills all mobs, and will deal 10 damage to the Godmodder if it is fired at the Godmodder.

Step 2: Command blocks! Of course, the server can be hacked, so I do that, and /op myself.

Redstone Loop connected to /tell Godmodder477 desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

x9001

Time for some Otaku Memetic Mayhem!

The Godmodder's server has huge amounts of plugins directed to stopping hackers! They all nullify your hack and hack into YOUR computer, causing you to break the Redstone Loop and the FLEIJA! Then, you are muted so you can't use commands!
QUOTE (ChaotictornLuvsMinecraft @ Sep 3 2013)
I summon 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards to attack the godmodder. The flaming retards are immune to fire damage as they are already on fire, they are also wearing armor that makes them immune to physical damage and only weighs 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 nanograms and does not effect movement at all. I also spawn them so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are also immune to magic damage, psychic damage, godmodder damage, troll damage, healing damage, splash damage, chuck Norris damage, curse of repetitiveness damage, religion damage, holy damage, unholy damage, knowledge damage, vague damage, confusion, confusion damage, liquid damage, fail damage, computer damage, tree damage, hacking damage, void damage, robot damage, calculator damage, ice damage, mud damage, drowning damage, fall damage, plant damage, kitten damage, furniture damage, house damage, derp damage, herp damage, sword damage, radio damage, microwave damage, infrared damage, visible damage, xray damage, gamma ray damage, nuclear damage, bomb damage, terrorist damage, tower damage, herobrine damage, electric damage, shadoweater22, and the godmodder. This attack hits because i said so, the flaming retards do more than 2 damage because i said so, and the attack works because i said so.

The godmodder damages them, killing them with damage damage!
QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 3 2013)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfhhWA9GF0M


I get him to watch this video


The Godmodder does not have time to watch videos.

The Godmodder grabs a ball and chain from hammerspace and proceeds to trash the Anti-Godmodder side with it! He deals 1,000 damage to the Fort, and 1,000 damage to the Shield Generator. He also deals 1,500 damage to the Wrath Kitten, and causes an earthquake which stops three attacks next turn!

Fort: [AG] HP: 8,000/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,900/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 9,000/10,000.

Wrath Kitten: [AG] HP: 6,000/7,500.

Engie_Ninja: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.

Level 2 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Ammo: 60%.

Level 2 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Metal: 80/200.

Godmodder: HP: 118/125.

This will be my last post for today.
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 Posted: Sep 6 2018, 04:14 PM
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TURN 25: SEPTEMBER 4th, 2013
((Although 1 damage was dealt to the Godmodder this turn, an accidental oversight meant the change was not reflected in the Godmodder's HP.))

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 3 2013)
I summon Archdemon Malphas to take me to the Abyss of Demons, where I thaw out.

He then sends homing Malphas Missiles at the godmodder.

Stopped by the earthquake!
QUOTE (ChaotictornLuvsMinecraft @ Sep 3 2013)
In a way, I can catorgorize this as vague damage but ok...
I summon 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards to attack the godmodder. The flaming retards are immune to fire damage as they are already on fire, they are also wearing armor that makes them immune to physical damage and only weighs 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 nanograms and does not effect movement at all. I also spawn them so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are also immune to magic damage, psychic damage, godmodder damage, troll damage, healing damage, splash damage, chuck Norris damage, curse of repetitiveness damage, religion damage, holy damage, unholy damage, knowledge damage, vague damage, confusion, confusion damage, liquid damage, fail damage, computer damage, tree damage, hacking damage, void damage, robot damage, calculator damage, ice damage, mud damage, drowning damage, fall damage, plant damage, kitten damage, furniture damage, house damage, derp damage, herp damage, sword damage, radio damage, microwave damage, infrared damage, visible damage, xray damage, gamma ray damage, nuclear damage, bomb damage, terrorist damage, tower damage, herobrine damage, electric damage, damage damage, missile damage, rocket damage, grenade damage, bullet damage, shadoweater22, and the godmodder. This attack hits because i said so, the flaming retards do more than 2 damage because i said so, and the attack works because i said so.

It suddenly rains herpderps, killing them with herpderp damage! (Technically not derp damage or herp damage!)
QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 3 2013)
(directed at you not the retards SHUT UP)

Now time to charge my Ice staff

1/10

You don't need to charge things...
QUOTE (Droideka30 @ Sep 3 2013)
I reforge Excalibur, this time forging darkness into the light! It will not be able to be shattered by the blade of darkness any more.

Excalibur cannot be broken anymore.
QUOTE (minecraftnoob37 @ Sep 3 2013)
I heal Wrath Kitten and repair the Fort.

+500 HP to Wrath Kitten and the Fort!
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ Sep 3 2013)
twin...
This isn't a boss vortex post, Kurak counts as dead because he is not counted in the world updates, I can do that post in fact, as I am taking my unused charges and using them. Kurak has nothing to do with this other than the fact that they come from the same list of boss monsters. So I repeat:

Well, first we summon with one of those extra posts Thunderson and Urgug, the ogre chieftan, as well as Grug, the over-sized troll (500 hp, 3500 hp, and 4000 hp, which adds up to 8000, which is less than Javar's summon, so you can't complain as you let me summon him in one turn and made him more powerful.

okay, 9 posts worth left, I summon fleshpound, the flesh golem (thanks engie) who has 4500 hp and I also summon Gelth the goblin shaman who has only 1000 hp but has enough attack to make up for it (once again, total power equates to a one post summon, so both are rather weak.)

8, Aeorna the great archer, and Vinis the great rogue, 1000 hp each, and enough attack to make up the difference to a full post summon.

7, Chevek, the great warrior, has 3000 hp, slightly better attack, and I also summon Io, the gnomish illusionist, who has 500 hp and no real attack power but can distract enemies, and Aragon the great ranger, who makes up the rest of the difference however you want him to.

6, Cret the minotaur, at 9000 hp, basically what you summoned Javar at before.

5, Daleth the dwarf king, only 4000 hp, but once again he has attack power to balance it out.

4/3/2, Withra the Great Drake and Galadin the great paladin, Withra has 10,000 hp, but low attack, but also has flying, Galadin has only 5000 hp, but high attack as well as holy damage buffer.

All of them have the mind-controlled buff, keeping them permanently on the anti-godmodder side until killed.

I keep my last post for the start of the charge for my next boss.

1/3

Canceled by the earthquake!
QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 3 2013)
2/10

An orb appears in my Staff

QUOTE (ChaotictornLuvsMinecraft @ Sep 4 2013)
Look at the above post, I'll dumb down your own sentence for you. You became herobrine, killed a person named "Him", then stated that the retards are not immune to diamond swords. Assuming you passed elementary school, your sentence should be on the same topic/idea. Therefore, you implied that you killed a flaming retard named "Him" and not me, invalidating your second post. But then again, your grammar sucks so bad I'm not so sure you passes second grade. I then flick the bird at shadoweater22 for:
A. Having terrible memory(Probably not)
B. Failed to pass second grade(Probably)
C. Thinking that he is the absolute best person in the world and is never wrong and everybody that opposes him deserves to die by firing squad(Maybe)
He/she/it then spontaneously combusts as I throw him towards the godmodder using oven mitts.

Umad?

You really don't like him, do you?
QUOTE (MasterOfParadox @ Sep 4 2013)
I use a sonic screwdriver on him.

Who is him?
QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 4 2013)
"We need approximately 200 metal to finish the upgrade."
"I knew that already."
"Then why aren't you searching?"
"I am."
"Okay. Can you get a friend to guard our stuff?"
"Sure can. Pyro, if you could..."

The one of me at the dispenser and sentry looks out for the Pyro en route.

QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 4 2013)
Well, that distraction could have been used to deal damage....

Stop firetrucking charging things so much.

Days until arrival: 19

I summon the Grmpf.

The Grmpf grmpf'd the godmodder. It was grmpf effective.

Yes, people should stop charging things. Anyway, the attack was grmpf effective, which is to say, not effective.
QUOTE (TurtleSoupSucks @ Sep 4 2013)
I run in and hit him with a level 45 frying pan!

The Godmodder counters with a Level 45 Tomislav! You don't see it coming.
QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 4 2013)
I summon three Lizard Gods.

They summon 3 Night Elves each per turn, at these rates:
Night Elf Warrior 35%
Night Elf Archer 35%
Night Elf Veteran 20%
Night Elf King 10%

Actually roll the dice, please...

Also the Night Elves are to attack the godmodder.

They are numerous, damage-dealing, persistent, and highly annoying.

Canceled by the earthquake!
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 4 2013)
I look at the godmodder. I continue looking at him. FOREVER. The seasons turn, global warming melts the world, the universe dies a heat death, and yet, somehow, I still remain looking at the godmodder. FOREVER! This will probably perturb him, at least.

The Godmodder is slightly creeped out by your staring...
QUOTE (Jutte @ Sep 4 2013)
When the godmodder is distracted by TT200 I throw a chair heading in the direction of the godmodder. And a scissor.

1 damage!
QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 4 2013)

I revel that i am the godmodders brother and that its time for dinner, stalling him

The Godmodder does not have a brother, so this obviously doesn't work.

The Godmodder unleashes a huge skeletal beast on the field, dealing 2,000 damage to the Wrath Kitten and 3,000 damage to Engie_Ninja before leaving. The Godmodder also turns around and throws a Hack-Sapper onto the Level 2 Sentry Gun. If left unchecked, it will automatically make the Sentry a Level 6 one and it will be on the Godmodder's side! Counterhack it!

Fort: [AG] HP: 8,500/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,900/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 9,000/10,000.

Wrath Kitten: [AG] HP: 4,500/7,500.

Engie_Ninja: [AG] HP: 7,000/10,000.

Level 2 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Ammo: 80%. Specials: Being hack-sapped. (33% hacked.)

Level 2 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Metal: 120/200.

Godmodder: HP: 118/125.
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 Posted: Sep 6 2018, 04:25 PM
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TURN 26: SEPTEMBER 4th, 2013

QUOTE (Snorkydo @ Sep 4 2013)
I summon a RED engie to hit the sentry with his wrench every third post.
(If it doesn't have an engie to do that.)
If it does, I just hit the godmodder with a medium sized building.

Welcome back! Red Engie called! The Sentry is not damaged, however.
QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 4 2013)
3/10

If you guys want to help please do.

QUOTE (Snorkydo @ Sep 4 2013)
I throw giant diamonds that I may or may not have stolen at the godmodder.

The Godmodder pockets them and sells them for a ridiculous amount of money! He thanks you afterwards with his newly acquired ion rail cannon, which blasts you to Hyrule Field and makes you an Octorok. Results are predictable.
QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 4 2013)
I revel that im the godmodders ADOPTED brother

WHAT?! How did the Godmodder not know of this?! 1 damage!
QUOTE (Snorkydo @ Sep 4 2013)
I throw the apocalypse (also known as MLP) at the godmodder.

The godmodder hates ponies, and instantly vaporizes all of the ponies you send at him with a toe laser beam!
QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 4 2013)
MSellers stops the earthquake, and I summon 5 Lizard Gods as punishment.

The earthquake is already gone.
QUOTE (Jutte @ Sep 4 2013)
I will help you. 4/10

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 4 2013)
8/20

8/20

I create a program to interfere with the hack-sap that causes it to slow down its hack speed to 25% per turn.
Also I'm charging right now to future proof myself for the hard part.

Hack speed slowed.
QUOTE (Droideka30 @ Sep 4 2013)
I smite the godmodder with Excalibur, the sword of light-within-the-darkness!

Btw, why is this game called "operator?"

TT2000 said it best. The Godmodder evades the sword and combats you in a fencing match! En garde!
QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 4 2013)
I summon MSellers once more.
He does this to the battlefield:
user posted image

Nothing happened.
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 4 2013)
Probably because the godmodder is now the operator of the server.

I submit a moderator application for mod on this server. If no forums for this server of any type exist, I hand the godmodder a written book containing my application.

The godmodder simply denies your application and burns your book.
QUOTE (TurtleSoupSucks @ Sep 4 2013)
I pump bad Justin beiber music that a fat old hobo remixed into the Godmodders ears! At full volume!

The godmodder rocks out to the awesome music you have supplied to him!
QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 4 2013)
I help the sentry

-33% Sentry hacking process.
QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 4 2013)
The copy of me not at the base returns, and we both frantically wrench the sapper.

The wrenching somehow accelerates the hacking!
QUOTE (Bearattack55 @ Sep 4 2013)

I join the game! But I spawned too close to the godmodder, He changes me into a Creeper with his hacks!

+Friendly Creeper HP: 8/8.

Cancelled by ekimo!
QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 4 2013)
I ask for admin on the server,
Spoiler Alert
So that I can make a redstone clock hooked up to a dispenser containing 9 full stacks of Lizard God spawn eggs.

Muhahaha, imagine an army of Night Elves...


The Godmodder denies your request.
QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 4 2013)
I turn you back to make you Powerful, like that youll die instantly, maby 3,000 hp. mabye


The Godmodder continues hacking the Sentry at his accelerated rate. However, it reverts to normal again. The Godmodder sees he is low on helpers, and forces the clone of Engie_Ninja to get on HIS side! He also fully heals him.

Suddenly... You hear noises at the edge of the battlefield! You turn around and see two more players! They are trying to outrun the... Epic Carnivorous Goldiesaurus?! You all look in shock. Wasn't he on your side? The Godmodder then explains his new power. He can resummon old characters from the previous battle. Defeat the Goldiesaurus and the players will be freed!

Fort: [AG] HP: 8,500/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,900/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 9,000/10,000.

Wrath Kitten: [AG] HP: 4,500/7,500.

Engie_Ninja: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000.

Epic Carnivorous Goldiesaurus: [PG BOSS] HP: 20,000/20,000. Specials: Guarding two players. Leaves in two turns.

Level 2 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Ammo: 100%. Specials: Being hack-sapped. (50% hacked.)

Level 2 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Metal: 160/200.

Godmodder: HP: 117/125.

Tip. The ECG is going to leave in two turns, so you may want to make it a top priority. When it leaves, the players will leave as well!
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 Posted: Sep 6 2018, 04:46 PM
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TURN 27: SEPTEMBER 4th, 2013

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 4 2013)
MSellers blinds the godmodder and the ECG with the power of his bling.

It doesn't affect the godmodder, but 900 damage to the Epic Carnivorous Goldiesaurus!
QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 4 2013)
Help the sentry!

-25 hack-sapping to the sentry!
QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 4 2013)
I cast the curse of throwbacks. this curse allows the use of entities and attacks from the original thread that were introduced before the current reply amount in this thread. the curse cannot be removed by the godmodder or pro-godmodder entities, will not fail due to my over 9000 MP pots, and is cast inside the fort.

Failed, under the grounds that it is a rule that you can't summon any character from the old thread, due to the Curse of Repetitiveness! Attacks from the old thread are fair game, though, but whether they will work is a different story...
QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 4 2013)
Unfortunatly, there are 2 problems with your statement.
1: That is not in the OP.
2: How exactly does my curse fail?

I stated that.
((NOTE TO ARCHIVAL READERS: This post was the result of a small back-and-forth between Crusher and TwinBuilder before the turn officially started. Twin added the rule against adding DTG1 entities to the game in the OP after the exchange took place.))
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ Sep 4 2013)
Well, first we summon with one of those extra posts Thunderson and Urgug, the ogre chieftan, as well as Grug, the over-sized troll (500 hp, 3500 hp, and 4000 hp, which adds up to 8000, which is less than Javar's summon, so you can't complain as you let me summon him in one turn and made him more powerful.

okay, 9 posts worth left, I summon fleshpound, the flesh golem (thanks engie) who has 4500 hp and I also summon Gelth the goblin shaman who has only 1000 hp but has enough attack to make up for it (once again, total power equates to a one post summon, so both are rather weak.)

8, Aeorna the great archer, and Vinis the great rogue, 1000 hp each, and enough attack to make up the difference to a full post summon.

7, Chevek, the great warrior, has 3000 hp, slightly better attack, and I also summon Io, the gnomish illusionist, who has 500 hp and no real attack power but can distract enemies, and Aragon the great ranger, who makes up the rest of the difference however you want him to.

6, Cret the minotaur, at 9000 hp, basically what you summoned Javar at before.

5, Daleth the dwarf king, only 4000 hp, but once again he has attack power to balance it out.

4/3/2, Withra the Great Drake and Galadin the great paladin, Withra has 10,000 hp, but low attack, but also has flying, Galadin has only 5000 hp, but high attack as well as holy damage buffer.

All of them have the mind-controlled buff, keeping them permanently on the anti-godmodder side until killed.

I keep my last post for the start of the charge for my next boss.

1/3

You might as well just let it through, I'm not letting this one drop.

Don't worry, once I finish that 3 charge thing I'm going to stop summoning bosses for a little bit. I have something much more devious in mind.

Also, crusher is right, you never said stuff from the original thread can't be used, if that were the case then the godmodder himself could not be here, plus well over 50% of the attacks that succeeded here would have failed.

However, I agree, you should not be able to use something on the basis that it was used before, although you should be able to summon them again, just only as if they were something new. Not to mention that thing he just did is a bit over powered for a one-post attack.

Stopped by your next post!
QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 4 2013)
Rally up the memes and oil your keyboards, check your connection and your salty popcorn, for we will wage an internet war against the godmodder. And by Kelveron, we will win it, and we will cast this slimy creature into the abyss. Type, fellow fighters, type like you have never typed and invent the most ridiculously overpowered attacks possible ever in all time of the universe. We do not need charged attacks as our sole basis, they are lame lame lame! And now godmodder, taste firetruck! Out of a coilgun. That was accelerated by a railgun. Which is a fata morgana. Of dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!

2 damage!
QUOTE (Northern_Lights @ Sep 4 2013)
Jammer F.L.E.I.J.A.: 2 turns for construction!

Same as normal F.L.E.I.J.A., but with infinite ammo, indestructible, automatically spams the Godmodder with 'desu desu desu desu desu desu' every 2 seconds, takes advantage of all of the Godmodder's hacks (Whenever the Godmodder does anything, the F.L.E.I.J.A. will send an identical attack at the Godmodder), and cannot be removed, EVER! No matter what the Godmodder tries to do, the Jammer F.L.E.I.J.A. will be built! Jammer F.L.E.I.J.A., if ever killed, will make 2 Counter-Godmodded F.L.E.I.J.A.s. Counter-Godmodded F.L.E.I.J.A.s (CGFLEIJAs) will make 2 CGFLEIJAs when destroyed, are identical to the Jammer F.L.E.I.J.A., and if the Godmodder makes ANY attempt to destroy a CGFLEIJA, no matter whether or not it hits or not (Definitely Will Not Hit), the command /kill Godmodder477 will be automatically activated, dealing a definite 124 damage to Godmodder477. The Jammer F.L.E.I.J.A. and the CGFLEIJA are indestructible.

BTW the original F.L.E.I.J.A. was never destroyed, as the F.L.E.I.J.A. source code scrambled every attack against it. Applies to JFLEIJA and CGFLEIJA.

F.L.E.I.J.A 1/2
Jammer F.L.E.I.J.A. 2/3

The F.L.E.I.J.A.s will NOT be stopped!

BTW Counter-Godmodding FTW!



BTW don't forget to desu out the godmodder! I'm working on it!

This is a fine example of counter-godmodding gone wrong.
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ Sep 4 2013)
Hmm...
Are we allowed to do things like that?
I drop the massive boss summon, and channel all those posts into something productive.

Pionoplayer begins tinkering with something...

12/20

~*STORYEDIT:*~
Just a note, pionoplayer now should be replaced with just flat-out piono. When an actual person is introduced as being 'pionoplayer' its going to be someone completely different.

QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 4 2013)
13/?

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 4 2013)
It's a staff so yes I do

5/10

I attack the Epic Carnivorous Goldiesaurus with a wall of lava and make a forcefield around the players

1,000 damage! The players cannot be protected yet..
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ Sep 4 2013)
Oh... we don't have to charge things?
Muahahahahahahaha.

The godmodder looks up at his computer and is alarmed to find that the NSA is wrecking some of his computer files. He quickly blocks them out, but not in time to stop something horrible...
Player attacks will now always hit.

I count that as .1 percent of a post since we don't have to charge.

I then summon a random dragon.

If this attack goes through, it would completely ruin the game's balance, so I cannot allow this attack to go through. When I said you didn't need to charge attacks, I meant you didn't need to charge some summons.
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 4 2013)
I look at the carnivorous goldisauras(or whatever it is spelled). I stare at it for the same amount of time I stared at the godmodder. However, this time, I subtly shoot eye beams made of invisible lava.

If I can, I direct all anti-godmodders to focus fire on the goldisaraus. KILL THAT THING! I WONT LET A PLAYER DIE ON MY WATCH!

1,400 damage! The anti-godmodders would have done that anyway!
QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 4 2013)
Play this at Epic Carnivorous Goldiesaurus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfhhWA9GF0M

Thus it explodes from the horribleness

Thats my main method of attacking

1,000 damage!
QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 4 2013)
New mechanic: Cyberwar

Add a number showing the amount of infected minecraft accounts (rounded down to 10 million because of random). Players can take actions to purge the virus from accounts, and a live allied player restores 1000 accounts per turn it stays alive. the godmodder loses 1 health for every 1 million cured accounts, and 10 more when all accounts are cured.

Total affected accounts: 10,000,000
Infected Accounts: 9,500,000
Purged Accounts: 5,000 (from the first player we had)(purged accounts can be reinfected)
Cured Accounts: 0

Also, I begin charging a {DATA EXPUNGED}. More details as it progresses.
1/100 {DATA EXPUNGED}

This would make the whole player thing a little too complicated. The players will be freed of the virus if you beat the godmodder!

All the anti-godmodders do a QUADRUPLE DEATH COMBO on the ECG, dealing 6,000 damage! Engie_Ninja attacks the Fort's Shield Generator, dealing 1,500 damage!

Fort: [AG] HP: 8,500/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,900/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 7,500/10,000.

Wrath Kitten: [AG] HP: 4,500/7,500.

Engie_Ninja: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000.

Epic Carnivorous Goldiesaurus: [PG BOSS] HP: 9,700/20,000. Specials: Guarding two players. Leaves in one turn.

Level 2 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Ammo: 70%. Specials: Being hack-sapped. (50% hacked.)

Level 2 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Metal: 160/200.

Godmodder: HP: 115/125.

EDIT: This is my last post for today. Please don't let the posts build up too much.
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 Posted: Sep 6 2018, 06:18 PM
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TURN 28: SEPTEMBER 5th, 2013

QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 4 2013)
i unleah the destuctive power of Chuggaaonroys screams on the goldiesaurs

Examples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlF_RxM-_D4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBijz9fd0Nw

Turn your volume ALL the way up, this might even affect the godmodder

1,200 damage to the ECG! The godmodder happened to be wearing his patented combat-grade earplugs!
QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 4 2013)
Save the sentry I yell as I counter hack the goddmodder

-25 hack-sapping!
QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 4 2013)
6/10

I summon an ice dragon to freeze the Goldiesaurus

Add the Ice dragon to entities

Ice Dragon added!
QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 4 2013)
I go back in time and step on a butterfly. the butterfly effect this causes causes severe damage to the goldisaurus.

2/100 Ultimate {DATA EXPUNGED}. Its starting to take shape!\

PS: Why does the godmodder not merely just ban us all?

1,400 damage! Droideka explains it well.
QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 4 2013)
MSellers keeps hustling then getting paid.

He then uses the money to buy a yacht and "accidentally" smashes the ECG with it.

1,300 damage!
QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 4 2013)
7/10

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 4 2013)
9/20
9/20

I summon 1000000000 Kamakasis robots that charge and the PG force.

Will the Godmodder summon Pid?

800 damage to the ECG and Engie_Ninja! If Pid was summoned in the old thread, then maybe, just maybe...
QUOTE (Droideka30 @ Sep 5 2013)
Because he wants the satisfaction of seeing us rage quit.

Anyways, the Godmodder is challenging me to a duel? Allez!
I surge forward at the Godmodder, who will doubtlessly try to parry my attack. The Godmodder laughs as his sword seems to split Excalibur in half again. But he soon stops laughing, for the sword has split open only to reveal the minigun hidden inside! And this isn't just a normal minigun. It's a minigun that shoots laser pistols! (The pistols are fully automatic, and they fire at the godmodder as soon as they leave the barrel of the minigun.)

The godmodder, using his lightning-fast reflexes, throws a rock into the barrel of the gun, causing it to malfunction and explode! In the resulting smoke cloud, the godmodder vanishes from the duel without a trace.
QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 5 2013)
"That engineer is a spy!"
"Heck no. That engineer is a spy!"

Both of us stand completely still and fire MVM max-upgraded Widowmakers into one another for a really long time.

1,100 damage to the clone Engie!
QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 5 2013)
I summon Orion Carrier Capital ships. They carry spoiled curry. The spoiled curry then uses a notebook to summon Nayarlhotep, who in turn, introduces the Goldiesaurus to a lovely near-death experience.

1,400 damage!
QUOTE (goanna67 @ Sep 5 2013)
since I lOVE antivirus programs, I simply gave everyone Norton antivirus
user posted image
pc virus health: 0/100

the godmodder starts to rage since nobody has the pc virus

The virus is far too complex and godmodded for any sane antivirus software to affect it!
QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 5 2013)
I hate Norton Antivirus. It never shuts up about how I have to subscribe to their puny newsletter and nonsense.

I throw my Antivirus program at the goldiesaurus.

1,300 damage!
QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 5 2013)
MSellers dunks a basketball on the head of the GoldieSaurus.

900 damage!
QUOTE (TurtleSoupSucks @ Sep 5 2013)
I fire a flare gun at the goldiesaurus, but when I try to fire another one, it jams and instead explodes violenly. I'm pretty flipped at this, so I pull out a straight razor and shave the Godmodder bald. I then laugh at him and throw the razor at him.

1,000 damage to the ECG! The godmodder uses his Hair-Growing X Diamond Helmet to instantly re-grow his hair back!
QUOTE (Northern_Lights @ Sep 5 2013)
F.L.E.I.J.A. construction 3/3!
Jammer F.L.E.I.J.A. construction 2/2!

F.L.E.I.J.A. directly fires at the whatever dinosaur, and instantly vaporizes it. The dinosaur is now unable to respawn, and can't be used again by the Godmodder.

Jammer F.L.E.I.J.A. fires at the Godmodder, spamming him out with 'desu desu desu', and Godmodder is dealt 10 damage. Godmodder is now unable to heal, and is frozen, and the Godmodder is unable to godmod for 1 page.

BTW the Goldisauras is now respawned, and is aggroed on the Godmodder. Nothing can redirect the Godisaurus, and it will continue attacking the Godmodder until either dies. If the Godmodder dies, the Godisaurus dies as well.

In the epic battle that insues, the godmodder manages to destroy the F.L.E.I.J.A. and the Jammer F.L.E.I.J.A. before the spam starts, but not without killing the ECG!

Players johnnyboy1337 and fireflame have been freed! They will fight for you! The godmodder kills the Ice Dragon by giving it frostbite, and the irony deals extra damage! He also damages the Dispenser, dealing 3,500 damage!

Fort: [AG] HP: 8,500/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,900/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 7,500/10,000.

Wrath Kitten: [AG] HP: 4,500/7,500.

Level 2 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Ammo: 70%. Specials: Being hack-sapped. (50% hacked.)

Level 2 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 6,000/9,500. Metal: 160/200.

johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {0/4}

Engie_Ninja: [PG] HP: 8,100/10,000.

Godmodder: HP: 115/125.
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 Posted: Sep 17 2018, 12:22 AM
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TURN 29: SEPTEMBER 5th, 2013

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 5 2013)
I shove johnnyboy and fireflame into the safety fort, then add a layer of stone bricks to the fort walls.

They are being protected! +500 health to the fort!
QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 5 2013)
10/20
10/20

I tell fireflame to help stop the hack sap.
I start counter hacking and finding a way to get rid of the hack sap.

And yes he was summoned in the old thread.

-25 hacking to the hack-sapper!
QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 5 2013)
I jimmy a pro-godmodder entity.

1,100 damage to Engie_Ninja!
QUOTE (Northern_Lights @ Sep 5 2013)
Jammer F.L.E.I.J.A. destroyed!
Godmodder is dealt 25 damage by destruction of Jammer F.L.E.I.J.A.!

2 Counter-Godmodded F.L.E.I.J.A.s are spawned! Godmodder is hit by both F.L.E.I.J.A.s, is unable to attack for 1 page, and is spammed again with a desu flood. Godmodder is dealt 20 damage combined.

Attack Charging: Death Note - Instant Kills Godmodder when used! 1/5

65 damage! As for the Death Note, the attack is so OP, the OP scale rolls over and causes it to fail instantly!
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 5 2013)
I wire up some self-destruct wires to the dispenser, just in case we can't stop the hacking in time.

Dispenser wired!
QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 5 2013)
I summon shaq to block the godmodder, stalling him\

Northern thats never gonna work, watch him get -1 life

The godmodder effortlessly swats Shaq away!
QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 5 2013)
The real me grabs the hack-sapper and simply pulls it off the sentry.

Hack-sapper destroyed!
QUOTE (Jutte @ Sep 5 2013)
I like trains.

The godmodder likes trains too! He's so happy that you both like trains, that he heals 65 health!
QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 5 2013)
Help the sentry

The hack-sapper is gone!
QUOTE (Northern_Lights @ Sep 5 2013)
I fire both Counter-Godmodded F.L.E.I.J.A.s at the Godmodder again, dealing a definite 10 damage. If any damage is absorbed by the Godmodder's armor or anything protecting the Godmodder, or if the Godmodder tries to dodge, damage is equal to 25.

The Godmodder also receives an anonymous message stating "Godmodder1337 found the WORLD'S BIGGEST OCEAN WAVE and recorded it! Click 'OK' to view!" There is only an "OK" button, and it automatically redirects the Godmodder to the video if it isn't clicked. (Video has auto-play!)

Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CegHALqzKgo

The attack is so OP, the OP scale rolls over and makes the attack fail!
QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 5 2013)
I go Wood Jester over the godmodder, punching him and kicking him every way I can.

The godmodder blocks every one of your attacks at lightning-fast speed, and at the end, POOTIS-POWS you into oblivion!
QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 5 2013)
Ich mag Pfannkuchen lieber. Was auch immer.

I draw a pentagramm around me and chant some demonic chants. A lightning strikes, and there stands The Critic. The Critic immediately floods the Godmodder with critics of his lifestyle, personality, the music he likes, his username, the films he likes and his favorite food.

The godmodder can't take all the criticism and takes 2 damage!
QUOTE (Droideka30 @ Sep 5 2013)
The plastic minigun prop falls to the ground as I unsheathe the REAL Excalibur. I wait for the godmodder to return, as he can't very well make everyone ragequit if he's in hiding himself.

He's here! He just vanishd from the duel, and went back to the battlefield.
QUOTE (TurtleSoupSucks @ Sep 5 2013)
I eagerly load 2 flares into a single flare gun. I then aim down the sight and point the barrel at a nearby tree, but then instead shoot it forward at the Godmodder, temporarily dazing him. While he's dazed I whack him in the head and then for good measure, kick him in the plums, but his armoured pants break my ankle, causing me to go on a frenzy, shooting flares at anything that moves.

The godmodder teleports out of the way, takes the flare missiles, grabs them, and throws them at YOU, in 3 seconds!
QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 5 2013)
I summon Kirby. He moves.

Kirby added! "Hiiiiiiii!"
QUOTE (TurtleSoupSucks @ Sep 5 2013)
I glare at Kirby then pack atleast 20 flares into him/her/it. It is set on fire, causing 15 damage per post.

Kirby becomes Fire Kirby!
QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 5 2013)
*Nom nom nom*

Kirby is now Fire Kirby. MMMK?

QUOTE (TurtleSoupSucks @ Sep 5 2013)
I hop on over to kirby and ask it to hold my flare gun. I then hop over to a pile of rubble and using magic, construct a golem made entirely out of golf turf and sand, with eletrical boxes and fire hydrants sticking out. I then order it to get my flare gun back, then I use 1X Reclaimed Metal and the Flaregun to make a Detonator, then order it to give the GodModder a wedgie.

Kirby swallows the Golem, and becomes Technomancer Kirby!

Every anti-godmodder on the field creates an EPIC-MEGA-DRAMATIC-CRAZY laser beam and fires it at Engie_Ninja, killing him! Kirby just idles on the field, munching on tomatoes. The godmodder stares at the Fort's Shield Generator and makes it explode, dealing 3,000 damage!

Fort: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,900/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 4,500/10,000.

Wrath Kitten: [AG] HP: 4,500/7,500.

Level 2 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 9,500/9,500. Ammo: 75%.

Level 2 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 6,000/9,500. Metal: 200/200.

Kirby: [NU] 100/100.

johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {0/4}

Godmodder: HP: 113/125.

EDIT: Forgot to add the damage the godmodder took.

EDIT EDIT: Forgot to add the player's respawns.
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 Posted: Sep 17 2018, 12:29 AM
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TURN 30: SEPTEMBER 6th, 2013

QUOTE (mariofanatic123 @ Sep 5 2013)
I hack the godmodder's computer by backtracking the ip, then make him damage himself.

The godmodder's computer has so many anti-hacks, he finds out what you are doing before you do it, and changes his ip!
QUOTE (TurtleSoupSucks @ Sep 5 2013)
The flares bounce off my Dazzling Suit, and instead, roll over to some trees, starting a forest fire!

The godmodder rollbacks the server to the point where the forest fire didn't happen, as he HATES griefers!
QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 5 2013)
"This metal is mine!"

I use it to upgrade the sentry and spend all remaining metal on upgrading the dispenser.

Sentry and Dispenser upgraded to Level 3!
QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 5 2013)
myspacebarfails,drivingthegodmoddernutswithmyspamspamspamspamspam.

The godmodder's eye twitches...
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 5 2013)
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1 damage!
QUOTE (Snorkydo @ Sep 5 2013)
I'm an octorok now?

OCTOROK ARMY, ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

The godmodder earthbends and makes a HUGE wall of rock appear, causing the Octorok's rocks to deflect harmlessly!
QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 5 2013)
8/10

I dnes a sdrawkcab text (Who spells text backwards) ta eht redomdog

This text spelle fowards says: "I send a backwards text at the godmoder." What is a godmoder?
QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 5 2013)
Direct the godmodder to TVtropes, making 1 attack hit

The godmodder already knows about TV Tropes, but does not feel the need to look at it right now. He has a server to run!
QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 5 2013)
I repair the sentry,

The sentry does not need repairing!
QUOTE (Droideka30 @ Sep 5 2013)
Well, then, I duel the Godmodder on the battlefield. I have an advantage, now that I know his tactics from our previous duels.

The godmodder is ready to fight! The duel will start when you say so.
QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 5 2013)
9/10

The attack is almost ready

Edit: Why you no post

QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 6 2013)
Days until arrival: 18


I research how one can permanently delete a concept from reality.

QUOTE (engie_ninja @ Sep 6 2013)
If you need instructions, check out the enclosed instruction book.

(Passes instruction book over)


The godmodder attacks the fort's shield generator again, dealing 3,500 damage! The shields begin to darken a little...

Fort: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,900/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 1,000/10,000.

Wrath Kitten: [AG] HP: 4,500/7,500.

Level 3 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000. Ammo: 100%. Rockets: 100%.

Level 3 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 11,000. Metal: 60/200..

Kirby: [NU] 100/100.

johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {0/4}

Godmodder: HP: 112/125.
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 Posted: Sep 17 2018, 08:06 PM
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TURN 31: SEPTEMBER 6th, 2013

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 6 2013)
I grief the godmodder's house. With TNT.

You don't know where it is located!
QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 6 2013)
...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I thus lob the holy hand gernade. at the godmodder

2 damage!
QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 6 2013)
11/20
11/20

I repair the shield generator in the fort.

+500 health!
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 6 2013)
I cover the shields in balloon animals, giving the shields their own shield!

+500 health!
QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 6 2013)
Myspacebarstillnowork.Igonutsonmykeyboard.
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Hey, Its fixed!

5/100 Ultimate Orbital Space Turd Station. Unfortunatly, SCP- has infected all the data, so I have to reconstruct it.

QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 6 2013)

I initiate a massive field study to find out what the Godmodder's favorite food is.

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 6 2013)
I use a MFFS force projecter to move the force field generator inside the fort, where it is protected by the fort and shield.

You can't do that, but your attempt heals +300 health!
QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 6 2013)
I fix the shield generator

+300 health!
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 6 2013)
I cover the balloon animal shield with a shield made of BIGGER balloon animals, giving the shield's shield its own shield!

+500 health!
QUOTE (Droideka30 @ Sep 6 2013)
En garde... Allez!
I swing at the godmodder with the speed of the wind!

You strike...but you only cut through smoke! The real godmodder has already teleported behind you, and slices you with Ragnarok!
QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 6 2013)
I summon droid's avatar

The Curse of Repetitiveness prevents you!
QUOTE (Northern_Lights @ Sep 6 2013)
I desu out the Godmodder when I fire the Counter-Godmodded F.L.E.I.J.A.s (definite 40 damage), with the Desu Roll! I redirect the Godmodder to the Desu Roll using the same code the godmodder used to redirect me to the server, so the Godmodder is forced to watch the Desu Roll!

The second before you start the attack, the godmodder releases a curse throughout the land so that none of your FLEIJAs or spam-making machines will ever work! So, your FLEIJA fail, and will never work again!
QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 6 2013)
I summon the ECG's archnemesis, the Raposaurus Rex. however, with no ECG on the field, Rex goes neutral and begins charging his uber attack. I cast a uber ritual as well, making this summon unnegatable by anyone and guaranteeing it succeeds.

Raposaurus Rex (or Rex) does not actually rape, but is called that by gamers for its signature OP attack that can instakill anything (other than the godmodder, of course) however, it is not that OP, because it takes 10 turns to charge. Rex must fire the attack after 10 turns. players and the godmodder can negotiate with it to increase the chance of it firing on a specific target.

Effects when Rex fires:
PG: instakills all pro-godmodder entities and deals 5 damage to the godmodder.
AG: instakills all anti-godmodder entities and players (players use a respawn). also blocks 50% of all posts for the next turn.
NU: instakills Rex and all other neutral entities on the field. easy to negotiate Rex to fire at.

Rapeosaurus Rex: 100000/100000 HP (25% chance to fire on PG)(50% chance to fire on NU)(25% chance to fire on AG)

Instead of insta-killing, they will deal heavy damage, and no damage to the godmodder. I also can't let it have 100,000 HP, but other than that, Raposaurus Rex will be added! If neither side bribes it successfully after 10 turns, it will opt for the neutral attack.
QUOTE (Sylveon @ Sep 6 2013)
I am not warped in immediately, due to not playing minecraft multiplayer much. But when I return to the server to check on how it is doing, and am warped into this new server.

Chatcam online.

Sylveon: Oh f**k not this s**t again.

Chatcam offline.

I throw a knife at the godmodder.

Welcome back! The godmodder catches your knife mid-throw, throws it up into the air, and turns it into antimatter, so it dissolves instantly!
QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 6 2013)
I turn your knife into a diamond knife enchanted with sharpness 100 and cut through anything 100.

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 6 2013)
Welcome back my vampire friend

10/10
I send a large Ice ball at the Godmodder

The godmodder is frozen in ice, and will not be able to attack this turn!
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 6 2013)
I decide to do a random charged uber-attack. The end result is secret, the number of posts I will charge it for is secret... but it will be unleashed! Eventually...it totally isn't secret because I don't know how long it's going to charge for...

I start by searching for trees. The battle seems to be on a plains biome, and the godmodder's hostile server may well not have trees...

1/???


Since the godmodder is frozen, he isn't able to do anything. He will thaw out at the beginning of next turn!

Fort: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,900/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000. Shield Generator: HP: 3,100/10,000.

Wrath Kitten: [AG] HP: 4,500/7,500.

Level 3 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000. Ammo: 100%. Rockets: 100%.

Level 3 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 11,000. Metal: 60/200..

Kirby: [NU] 100/100.

johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {0/4}

Godmodder: HP: 110/125.
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 Posted: Sep 17 2018, 08:13 PM
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TURN 32: SEPTEMBER 7th, 2013

QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 6 2013)
15/?

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 6 2013)
REX! REX!
Since Rex was lost in code, i recover him, helping bribe him to my side.
I also change him to use instakills again, but it will now burn all respawns off of players instakilled. at the very least, it will do 1 damage to the godmodder if fired at pro-godmodders.

Wait a second...this is a 1-turn summon, and you want it to instakill and deal damage to the godmodder? I thought this was a charged summon. Even though charged attack inflation isn't happening yet, 1-10 turn summons can't instakill this early on. I'm sorry, but it can only deal heavy damage. Raposaurus Rex added! +10% bribing!
QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 6 2013)
16/?

QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 6 2013)
Make a chaingun firing HOT SOUP

At what?
QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 6 2013)
I go back in time and blow the godmodder's mom up. I then head back to the present and yell to the godmodder "YOURE MOM IS SO DUMB I HAD TO BLOW HER UP!"

6/100 Ultimate Orbital Space Station.

You just explained why the godmodder doesn't have a mom, so the godmodder is thankful that you told him! He isn't even fazed by the joke!
QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 6 2013)
17/?

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 6 2013)
Fix the shield generator!

+500 health!
QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 6 2013)
I Buff the ice with Fire resistance and then put fire around it

OK.
QUOTE (Droideka30 @ Sep 6 2013)
Just as I expected! My first swing gave me the momentum to turn around and parry the Godmodder's attack! I follow up with a straight thrust at the real godmodder!

The godmodder strikes back with his sword, and both of the swords are now locked in a fierce struggle!
QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 6 2013)
I tip Excalibur in Baneserpent Venom.

...Baneserpent Venom?! The godmodder loses his focus, and takes 2 damage as a result of the venom!
He begrudgingly admits that you won the duel, this time...
QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 6 2013)
12/20
12/20

I punch the Godmodder.
Punch does 1 damage.

0 damage!
QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 7 2013)
The results of the field study:"Cornflakes with ketchup? Waahhh. Gross."

"Ah, to remove the concept of a food item from reality one must ... eat it?!? Urgh. After that, one must summon the perfect example of this food item and assign anti-particles to every single particle the food is made of. And then one must eat it again!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!"

I decide that it is not worth it right now and instead summon a rocket launcher that shoots australium at the dinosaur thing.

Somehow, +15% bribing!
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 7 2013)
I continue to search for trees. Eventually, I stumble upon a forest biome. I begin to punch the trees...

2/???


The godmodder has had enough of the fort, so he puts a layer of antimatter bombs around the shield generator, destroying it! Now the fort is back in the open! He also converts Kirby to pro-godmodder with the promise of food, and he summons the Ghost Pirate Ship from the old thread! Now the battle is heating up...

Fort: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,900/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000.

Wrath Kitten: [AG] HP: 4,500/7,500.

Level 3 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000. Ammo: 100%. Rockets: 100%.

Level 3 Dispenser: [AG] HP: 11,000. Metal: 60/200.

johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {0/4}

Raposaurus Rex: [???] HP: 20,000. Bribing: 25% AG. Will attack in 9 turns.

Kirby: [PG] HP: 12,000/12,000.

Ghost Pirate Ship: [PG] HP: 20,000/20,000.

Godmodder: HP: 108/125.
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 Posted: Sep 17 2018, 08:59 PM
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TURN 33: SEPTEMBER 7th, 2013

QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 7 2013)
18/?

QUOTE (Brucaboy @ Sep 7 2013)
Oh crap, All 4311 broke loose while I was gone.

Okay then. Fire the charges!
5/40 Ulti-cruiser.
1/5 termite storm.
2/??? TT2000's attack. I supply TT2000 with a stack of bones, dirt, and 16 saplings of each type to build a treefarm. aswell as a stack of each kind of log. What do you need next, original creator? Stone? Food? Iron?

And then.... I feed kirby a pufferfish. (snapshot 13w36a, those things will make life 4311. nausea for 15 seconds, hunger III for 15 seconds, and POISON IV FOR A WHOLE FREAKING MINUTE) And it only heals a half a bar of hunger to boot.

(actual affect: kirby is poisoned, losing a small amount of HP a turn for lets say.... 4 turns?)

1,000 damage to Kirby, and Kirby poisoned! However, Kirby transforms into Poison Kirby, so now HE can poison things!
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 7 2013)
With the new logs I got by punching, I build a crafting table and begin to make simple wooden tools... with the help of Brucaboy, I am able to complete the tools and then, I cut down many trees until a large clearing has formed and I have all the logs I'll need for a long time.

4/???

Brucaboy, I'm sort of planning this so I'll go through all the steps of normal minecraft progression, very slowly. I don't know when I'll finish it, but I'll probably be charging for a while.

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 7 2013)
13/30

13/30

I bribe the T-Rex with power armor that is his/her size.

+10% bribing!
QUOTE (Droideka30 @ Sep 7 2013)
I start summoning Meta Knight to battle Kirby! 1/3

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 7 2013)
I summon Zero Two to fight kirby.

Zero Two added! He looks at Kirby... And gets eaten. Kirby is now One-Winged Angel Kirby!
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 7 2013)
I begin building a simple wooden house. I am able to construct the walls...

5/???

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 7 2013)
SPACEBAR,WHYUMALFUNCTION?WHY?

Does nothing?
QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 7 2013)
I begin a summon that will take 3 posts

1/3

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 7 2013)
I begin summoning a non side changing but weaker hero.

1/10

Here we go with the charging again...
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 7 2013)
I move inside the house and decide to stay the night in it. While inside, I outfit it with a ceiling, floor, and wooden door.

6/???

QUOTE (Crusher48 @ Sep 7 2013)
8/100 Ultimate Orbital Space Station.

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 7 2013)
2/10

QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 7 2013)
19/?

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 7 2013)
2/3

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 7 2013)
3/10


The Godmodder laughs at your "attacks", as you have barely managed to damage anything! Then, he notices the sky growing dark... And the clouds turning red. A passive pinkish blob fires a HUGE laser beam out of its maw, destroying the sun itself! The arena goes dark...

The thing that was Kirby jumps up and reveals his TRUE FORM! He grows pale and three massive red-tipped wings sprout from him. His two innocent eyes merge to form one huge red eye! He gets up in the air... One-Winged Angel Kirby has been unleashed! He fires another laser at the Anti-Godmodders, finishing the Level 3 Dispenser and the Wrath Kitten! The Sentry Gun, the Fort, and the two Players attack him, dealing a whopping 0 damage!

The Godmodder and the Ghost Pirate Ship bribe Raposaurus Rex with a huge mansion, bribing him -30% on the AG side! You have to destroy One-Winged Angel Kirby before six turns, or else EVERYTHING on all the field (sans the Godmodder) will die! It seems his eye is his weak point...

Fort: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,900/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000.

Level 3 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000. Ammo: 100%. Rockets: 100%.

johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {0/4}

Raposaurus Rex: [???] HP: 20,000. Bribing: 5% AG. Will attack in 8 turns.

One-Winged Angel Kirby: [PG?] HP: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000/1,000,000,000,000,000,000. Eye: 30,000/30,000. Specials: If not killed in six turns, everything on the field dies, except the Godmodder.

Ghost Pirate Ship: [PG] HP: 20,000/20,000.

Godmodder: HP: 108/125.
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 Posted: Sep 17 2018, 09:04 PM
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TURN 34: SEPTEMBER 8th, 2013

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 7 2013)
4/10 I blast Kirby's eye with cursed water

1,300 damage!
QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 7 2013)
3/3 I Summon the Red Dragon and I Send a Fountain of lava at the One-Winged angel Kirby

Red Dragon Summoned! It harmlessly bounces off 1WAK, but some splashes into its eye, dealing 1,100 damage!
QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 7 2013)
20/?

QUOTE (ninjatwist321 @ Sep 7 2013)
I stab a Spirit Dagger into the Ghost Ship, and then wrench it out.

1,400 damage!
QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 7 2013)
21/?

QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 7 2013)
I decide that the next step is stone things, so I walk outside and dig through the few layers of dirt until I hit stone.

7/???

I'll probably eventually do normal attacks in addition to charging this.

QUOTE (secret_scribe1 @ Sep 7 2013)
I bribe Rex with a forum dedicated to him.

+15% bribing!
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 7 2013)
I start to dig up some cobblestone. Eventually, my wood pick breaks and I have a pretty good supply. I rush up to the surface and to the crafting table...

8/???

QUOTE (secret_scribe1 @ Sep 7 2013)
Where I help him punch down some trees.

9/???

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 7 2013)
5/10

I stab kirby right in the eye.

Your attack somehow crits mid-throw, dealing 2,000 damage!
QUOTE (goanna67 @ Sep 8 2013)
the godmodder found you and killed you.

the godmodder had diamond armor with all enchantments with nine million

sorry for double post

Only I can be the Game Master, not you. I determine which attacks go through or fail.
QUOTE (MadScientist @ Sep 8 2013)
I mince goanna into nanoparticles.


I then offer The thing that was Kirby a cup with a critical mass of pu240 and deuterium.

Goanna's next attack will not go through! 1WAK vaporizes it in one jiffy! (It exists, it's a 1,000th of a second!)
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 8 2013)
I make a full set of stone tools, then head back down to mine some more cobblestone. With scribe's help, I mine all the cobble I'll need for a while, and some coal as well.

10/???

QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 8 2013)
6/10

I blast kirby with liquid plutonium.

1WAK absorbs the plutonium!

1WAK DECIMATES the Sentry Gun and the Red Dragon, dealing 5,000 damage to each! Every anti-godmodder attacks the Pirate Ship, dealing 7,500 damage! The pro-godmodder forces bribe Raposaurus Rex with his very own video game, dealing -25% bribing!

Fort: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. Shields: 100%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,900/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000.

Level 3 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 7,000/12,000. Ammo: 80%. Rockets: 90%.

Red Dragon: [AG] HP: 10,000/15,000.

johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {0/4}

Raposaurus Rex: [???] HP: 20,000. Bribing: 5% PG. Will attack in 7 turns.

One-Winged Angel Kirby: [PG?] HP: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000/1,000,000,000,000,000,000. Eye: 25,600/30,000. Specials: If not killed in 5 turns, everything on the field dies, except the Godmodder.

Ghost Pirate Ship: [PG] HP: 12,500/20,000.

Godmodder: HP: 108/125.
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TURN 35: SEPTEMBER 8th, 2013

QUOTE (Brucaboy @ Sep 8 2013)
I shoot one-winged-angel Kirby In the Eye with a DRAKKEN LASER DRILL...
6/40 ulti-cruiser.
11/??? I go to TT2000 And give him a stone hoe that somebody dropped. Then I go punching grass like a madman so that I have plenty of seeds, and help him make a wheat farm using a pond.
(I usually get iron first, but here I might be more focused on a food source)

Oh, and I bribe the dinosaur thing with a giant piece of meat. It came from a cow that someone shot with an enlargement ray for a long period of time.

Wow, ninja'd by the OP. Lol

1,100 damage and +10% bribing!
QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 8 2013)
7/10

I bribe rex with his own late night talk show.

+15% bribing!
QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 8 2013)
22/?.... Wait! As it nears completion you are able to see how long it is until completion! 22/30.

I wonder what the charge will go to...the suspense!
QUOTE (secret_scribe1 @ Sep 8 2013)
I bribe Rex with his own video game franchise.

+10% bribing!
QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 8 2013)
8/10

I poke the eye with a giant pencil.

1,400 damage!
QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 8 2013)
23/30.

QUOTE (Sylveon @ Sep 8 2013)
I grab every kirby game I own, and burn it in a dark ritual to kill OWAK.

The next attack against 1WAK will deal double damage!
QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 8 2013)
As a last ditch effort start a vote to use fires power

1/5 votes

Vote added! It's only 4 votes...
QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 8 2013)
9/10

I erase the eye.

The critted attack deals 2,600 damage!
QUOTE (Frog81 @ Sep 8 2013)
24/?

QUOTE (shadoweater22 @ Sep 8 2013)
The Red Dragon Breaths fire into the eye of 1WAK

1,100 damage.
QUOTE (fseftr @ Sep 8 2013)
Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem has been summoned!

Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem added!
QUOTE (TT2000 @ Sep 8 2013)
12/???

I decide that Brucaboy is right, I do need a semi-reliable food source. So I build a wheat farm using spring created by a trench dug from a river to make the farm, and then plant the seeds with the help of Brucaboy.

QUOTE (sigmatw @ Sep 8 2013)
14/20
14/20

I bribe the T-Rex with its own game made by none other than Valve!

He has already been bribed with a video game!
QUOTE (Jutte @ Sep 8 2013)
Because I damaged the godmodder before, I will try again.

I shake hands with him and he gets a shock from my party novelty.

The Godmodder has a invisible joy buzzer in his hand, and it shocks you! While you're paralyzed, he FALCON KICKS you across the battlefield
QUOTE (ekimo3631 @ Sep 8 2013)
I bribe the t-rex with cute cat pics

+15% bribing!

1WAK EXPLODES the Fort, dealing 4,500 damage! The remaining pro-Godmodder forces attack SSSG, dealing 7,000 damage! The anti-Godmodder forces attack the Ghost Pirate Ship again, dealing 8,500 damage!

Fort: [AG] HP: 4,500/9,000. Shields: 55%. Specials: Turret 1. HP: 1,900/2,000. Turret 2. HP: 2,000/2,000.

Level 3 Sentry Gun: [AG] HP: 7,000/12,000. Ammo: 60%. Rockets: 80%.

Red Dragon: [AG] HP: 10,000/15,000.

Sam the Stubborn Stone Golem: [AG] HP: 9,000/16,000.

johnnyboy1337: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Gives a buff to all anti-godmodders on the field for 1 turn. Votes: {0/4}

fireflame: [PLYR] HP: 3,000/3,000. Respawns: 3/3. Special: Fires an ender pearl barrage at a random pro-godmodder, dealing heavy damage. Votes: {1/4}

Raposaurus Rex: [???] HP: 20,000. Bribing: 45% AG. Will attack in 6 turns.

One-Winged Angel Kirby: [PG?] HP: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000/1,000,000,000,000,000,000. Eye: 19,400/30,000. Specials: If not killed in 4 turns, everything on the field dies, except the Godmodder.

Ghost Pirate Ship: [PG] HP: 4,000/20,000.

Godmodder: HP: 108/125.
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